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Oh, no.
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And I made it double or nothing. Oh, no.
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Flintstone's a good winner
but he's certainly a poor looser.
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Here comes Fred home from work, Dino.
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Come on, boy.
Come on, greet your daddy. He's home.
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No, Dino! Hold it, boy!
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Not now. Stop it, Dino.
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Stop it!
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You hear that, Dino, stop it.
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Hi, Fred. Dino sure gave you
the big welcome tonight.
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What do you mean, "tonight"?
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Dino gives me a big welcome every night.
Don't you, boy?
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- Dinner ready, sweetheart?
- In a minute, Fred. Go sit down.
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You know, Wilma,
I've been feeling wonderful this past week.
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Must be because I haven't seen...
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that ungrateful neighbor of ours,
Barney Rubble.
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- Ungrateful? How come?
- I'll tell you how come.
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I figured that Barney
wasn't getting paid enough.
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So last week I went to see his boss.
I told him I was Barney's agent.
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And, boy, did I lay it on the line.
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Laid what on the line, Fred?
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I told him I was collective bargaining
for Barney.
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And unless Barney collected a lot of
retroactive pay, the bargain was over.
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Then I told Barney to put his broom down
and go see his boss.
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- And then what?
- I haven't seen that ingrate Barney since.
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He's probably living it up
on that big fat raise I got him.
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Who cares?
To stop seeing him around is worth it.
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It's water over the bridge.
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Nothing could get me mad.
Not the way I feel. Nothing.
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What's the idea? One smelt for dinner?
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I thought nothing could get you mad, Fred.
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One measly smelt is nothing. And I'm mad.
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I need nourishment. I'm a growing man.
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You're growing, all right.
You're growing impossible.
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Oh, yeah?
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What happened to the dinosaur steak
I brought home last night?
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If you must know,
I gave it to Betty and Barney.
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- Betty and Barney?
- That's right.
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So it isn't enough
I get the guy more dough.
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He's got to sponge off my wife
when my back is turned.
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I'm gonna go see that sponge
and squeeze his ungrateful head.
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Fred, just a minute.
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Get away from that door, Wilma.
My chivalry is getting thin.
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And that's the only thing about you
that is getting thin.
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Now you listen to me, blabbermouth.
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The reason I gave him the steak is because
they haven't had a decent meal all week.
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They're too proud to ask for help.
But the truth is they're flat broke.
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Broke? What's Barney doing
with all that money I got him?
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Are you kidding?
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All you got him was a place
in the unemployment line.
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After you got through
shooting off your big mouth...
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to Barney's boss, he fired Barney.
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I was only trying to help.
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You better think of something
that will help Barney...
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or you'll be eating smelt all month.
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Okay, Wilma, I'll think of something.
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Me and my big mouth.
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Who is it?
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It's me, Barney. Fred.
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Come on in, Fred. The door is open.
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How about that guy?
He ain't even sore at me.
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Hello, Fred. How've you been?
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You're looking well, Fred.
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Hiya, Barney. Betty.
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- Long time no see.
- Yeah.
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Why don't you boys go in the den?
I'll fix some snacks.
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If I can find any.
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Think nothing of it, Fred.
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I know you meant well and besides,
it wasn't much of a job anyway.
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Thanks, Barney. You're a swell guy.
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But I lost you a job
and I'm gonna get you another.
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- Yeah? How, Fred?
- I've got an influential friend...
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- that could get you a job in a minute.
- No kidding?
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It happens I'm playing golf with him
tomorrow, and you're coming along.
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But I don't play golf, Fred.
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You don't have to.
We'll make it a threesome.
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You can caddy,
and that way he'll get to know you.
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And I'll needle him into giving you a job.
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That sounds good. You think it'll work?
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Barney, my boy,
did I ever give you a bum steer?
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- Well...
- Don't answer that, Barney.
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Just meet me at the Gravel Beach
Golf Course in the morning.
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- This sure is a nice place, Fred.
- Oh, it'll do.
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Now listen, Barney. This guy, Mr. Boulder,
whose bag you're gonna carry...
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is my private golf pigeon.
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In the business world, very big.
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On the golf course, nothing.
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We play every week.
$1 a hole and side bets.
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- Can you afford it?
- Of course I can't. But I never lose.
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Now, be nice to him.
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You suggest what clubs to use
and stuff like that.
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But, Fred, I don't know
one club from another.
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So much the better. For me.
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Mother, get the peanuts out,
here comes my pigeon.
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Hiya, Mr. Boulder.
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Good morning, Flintstone.
Nice day for golf.
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Mr. Boulder, I want you to meet
a friend of mine.
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This is Barney Rubble.
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Good morning, Rubble.
And what's your handicap?
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Offhand, I'd say my biggest handicap
is living next door to Fred.
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I like a man with a sense of humor.
Don't you, Flintstone?
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Yeah.
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Rubble. Haven't we met before?
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Southampton, Newport, Palm Beach?
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Maybe the steam room at the Y?
The Gaiety Bowling Alley?
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I'd better explain, Mr. Boulder.
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Barney is going to caddy for you.
He needs the money.
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Needs money?
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I've heard of people like that,
but I never thought I'd meet one.
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There're a lot of us like that, Mr. Boulder.
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I lead such a rich, sheltered life.
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- Fore!
- What does "fore" mean, Fred?
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Don't ever do that!
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- Sore head.
- Quiet!
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You got a good curve on it, Fred.
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Wow, what a shot, Fred.
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Right back on the tee where you started.
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Here you are, Mr. Boulder.
This looks like a pretty good one.
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A putter? To drive with?
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Okay, you're the caddy.
You know this game better than I do.
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Driving with a putter, yet.
Boy, this is gonna be good.
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A hole in one!
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- Is that good, Fred?
- You're a whiz, Rubble.
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That's the first hole in one I ever shot.
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And I did it with a putter, thanks to you.
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It looks like I'm winning a friend, Fred.
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You could still end up even.
You're losing me.
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Did you keep your eye on the ball, Fred?
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Does that answer your stupid question?
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Rubble, what'll I do now?
My ball's down here in this sand trap.
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Down in a sand trap.
Let's see. Try this, Mr. Boulder.
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A driver?
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A driver in a sand trap.
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You wanna make it double or nothing,
Mr. Boulder?
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Okay, it's a bet.
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Oh, no.
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And I made it double or nothing. Oh, no.
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Flintstone's a good winner,
but he's certainly a poor loser.
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Like you always say, Flintstone:
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"It's not winning the game that counts,
it's collecting the dough."
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- Fred, the job.
- Yeah, the job.
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Mr. Boulder,
could you somehow get Barney a job?
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Anything at all. He's not too... You know.
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For Barney, anything.
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Tell you what, Barney. You go
see this friend of mine, Rocky Stone.
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Now, here's my card.
The address is on the back.
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And tell him I sent you.
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- Gee, thanks, Mr. Boulder.
- Edgar, to you, Barney.
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So long, loser. I'll see you next week.
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Yeah. So long, Mr. Boulder.
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Ta-ta, Edgar.
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A hole in one. Double or nothing.
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Boy, I was really in the groove today.
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He deserves to win at least once.
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Only it sure puts me
in a mess of sour pickles.
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What do you mean, Fred?
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The dough I lost was supposed to make
the delinquent payment on the TV set.
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I don't dare tell Wilma.
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Fred, I'm gonna go see
about that job right away.
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- And thanks a lot for helping me.
- Yeah. Good luck, Barney.
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"Rocky Stone Inc."
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Yep. This is the place.
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Come in.
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- Mr. Stone?
- Yes. What's your complaint, buster?
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No complaint, sir.
Mr. Boulder sent me down for a job.
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Mr. Boulder. Come right in.
So you're a friend of Mr. Boulder?
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He's a great man.
Very big in the business world.
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But I hear he's not so hot
with the golf club.
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Yes, sir. He said that
you would give me a job.
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And he is right, sir. You've got a job.
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I have? Gee, thanks, Mr. Stone.
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What'll I do?
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Now, first let me explain something.
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A lot of people think our business is cruel.
But they're wrong.
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You see that picture hanging on the wall?
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Throwing people to the hungry lions.
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Now, that's cruel, sir.
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You keep that picture in mind
while you're doing your job.
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- What is my job?
- Look at the picture.
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I am.
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You're going to repossess furniture.
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- Repossess furniture?
- Someone's got to do it.
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Think of all the cheats
who won't pay what they owe.
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Think of how they laughed
when we trusted them.
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- How we took their word in good faith.
- Yeah.
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- They can't get away with it.
- Right!
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And here's your first assignment.
A real tough one.
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Refuses to pay up on his TV set.
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- Why, the welsher.
- You're right.
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- Get the money or bring back the set.
- Right.
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Now, raise your right hand
and read the oath.
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"Neither rain nor snow,
nor threats of tears...
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"shall deter this collector...
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"from the completion
of his contemptible duty."
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It kind of gets you right here, doesn't it?
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- Kind of gets me right here.
- Okay, now TV or not TV.
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That's a gag we have in the trade.
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I'll start small. A TV set first.
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And I'll work my way up to pianos,
bedroom sets, houses.
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Who knows?
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Now, let's see where that deadbeat lives
who won't pay up on his TV set.
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Fred? Oh, no.
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And he helped me get this job.
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What will I do?
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I just can't go in
and take my best friend's TV.
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And yet, I need this job.
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Besides, I took the oath.
I pledged allegiance to the hungry lions.
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I just can't fail on my first assignment.
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Maybe Fred can pay.
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He always has some dough stashed away
for sweepstake tickets or something.
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They went thataway.
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- Which-a-way?
- Thataway.
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Hi, Fred.
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Hello, Barney. Come on in. Pull up a chair.
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Want to try some of this
Sabertooth Tiger milk?
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No, thanks, Fred.
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Guy on TV recommends it
for fallen arches.
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I'm not sure if you're supposed to drink it
or soak your feet in it.
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You sure like your TV set, don't you, Fred?
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You bet. I'd rather lose my right arm
than miss my TV programs.
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I was afraid of that.
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Look, here comes the fellow
with the stiff leg that helps the sheriff out.
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Speaking of sheriffs, did you make that
delinquent payment on the TV set yet?
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Are you kidding?
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I lost that money to Mr. Boulder,
trying to help you get a job.
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Yeah, I know, Fred, and I appreciate it.
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But you must have a few bucks
stashed away in your bowling ball bag?
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Quiet, you fathead.
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Want Wilma to hear you?
Knock it off about my financial rating.
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Don't you have any money, Fred?
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What is this? Am I on the witness stand?
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Who do you think you are?
Perry Gunite or something?
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I'm broke. B-R-O-K, broke.
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Now shut up about me.
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Let's talk about you.
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Did you get the job
Mr. Boulder sent you to see about?
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Yeah, I got it.
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You don't seem too happy about it.
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I'm not. I'm quitting.
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Quitting? No, you're not.
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You want me to get in bad
with Mr. Boulder?
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What's the matter with the job?
243
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I don't know. It goes against my grain.
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Look who's got a grain. You see this?
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How would you like those knuckles to rub
up against the grain of your wooden head?
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- Fred.
- Fred, nothing.
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What could be wrong with a job
you had for an hour?
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I would have to do something ruthless.
249
00:17:34,894 --> 00:17:37,954
So what?
In business you've got to be ruthless.
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00:17:38,031 --> 00:17:40,625
You've got to use every trick in the book.
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00:17:40,700 --> 00:17:43,635
When fighting fair don't work, fight dirty.
252
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But how about friendship, Fred?
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Friendship? Your only friend is a buck.
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And the more bucks you got,
the more friends you got.
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00:17:54,447 --> 00:17:57,814
You are a soldier
in the business army now.
256
00:17:58,017 --> 00:17:59,746
Your boss is your commander.
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When he says "charge," you charge!
258
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Trample the enemy or be trampled!
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You do whatever your job calls for.
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- That's your duty.
- Yes, sir.
261
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And thanks for the advice, Fred.
262
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For a guy that digs ditches,
you sure know the business world.
263
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Just a minute, Barney.
Let me open the door for you.
264
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Thanks, Fred. Thanks for everything.
265
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That Barney is like putty in my hands.
266
00:18:40,326 --> 00:18:43,853
Now, let's see.
There's a fight on Channel 15.
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Barney!
268
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Barney, are you nuts?
269
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Where are you going with my TV set?
270
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I'm repossessing it, Fred.
That's my new job.
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Your job? Taking my TV set?
272
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Yeah, Fred.
You told me to be ruthless, remember?
273
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Ruthless? You bring this set back
or you'll be toothless.
274
00:19:10,723 --> 00:19:14,420
Fred, what are you and Barney
doing with our TV set?
275
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Nothing, Wilma.
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We're airing out the aerial, like.
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Put it back.
278
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I want no fooling around with that set
now that it's paid for.
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Paid for.
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Okay, Wilma. We got it back.
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And as for you, out of my house,
you Benedict Whosis.
282
00:19:39,118 --> 00:19:41,348
But, Fred, I'm in the business army now.
283
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Okay, soldier, retreat!
284
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Or they'll be blowing taps for you.
285
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Business army?
286
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Since an army travels on its stomach,
a nice sandwich would be in order.
287
00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:04,906
And I'll try some more
of that Sabertooth Tiger milk, too.
288
00:20:11,017 --> 00:20:12,644
Here's my chance.
289
00:20:19,092 --> 00:20:22,823
Here comes Fred.
I'd better hide or he'll skin me alive.
290
00:20:30,536 --> 00:20:32,401
How did that get here?
291
00:20:32,872 --> 00:20:35,568
I could've sworn I put it on the stand.
292
00:20:36,409 --> 00:20:37,967
Nope, I didn't.
293
00:20:38,378 --> 00:20:42,007
Barney's got me so upset,
I can't remember what I'm doing.
294
00:20:42,915 --> 00:20:45,577
Nothing wrong with my muscles, though.
295
00:20:46,919 --> 00:20:49,387
This set feels light as a feather.
296
00:20:51,491 --> 00:20:53,891
Now it's back where it should be.
297
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:57,225
I hope it's working
after all that hassling around.
298
00:21:00,366 --> 00:21:02,994
Do you have trouble sleeping at night?
299
00:21:03,202 --> 00:21:05,636
It may be because you're a deadbeat.
300
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Pay up those annoying TV bills
with one big payment...
301
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and get a good night's sleep.
302
00:21:12,545 --> 00:21:16,777
All right, wise guy, get out of my set!
303
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I've got to take it back, Fred.
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Okay, Barney.
I'll get you out the hard way...
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00:21:26,826 --> 00:21:29,260
even if I have to wreck this set.
306
00:21:29,462 --> 00:21:32,295
It's my duty, Fred. So long.
307
00:21:33,866 --> 00:21:35,800
Come back here, Barney!
308
00:21:38,571 --> 00:21:42,598
Kid, did you see a TV set run past here?
309
00:21:42,909 --> 00:21:46,743
- A TV set running?
- Never mind, kid. I see it.
310
00:21:48,748 --> 00:21:53,048
The more I see of grown-ups,
the more I want to stay being a little kid.
311
00:21:53,286 --> 00:21:55,015
Come back here, you double-crosser.
312
00:21:56,422 --> 00:21:58,185
Give me back my set!
313
00:22:01,294 --> 00:22:04,286
Come on, Barney. Where are you hiding?
314
00:22:05,064 --> 00:22:09,728
- Any particular model you're looking for?
- Yeah, one with human legs.
315
00:22:10,570 --> 00:22:12,162
What a business.
316
00:22:12,238 --> 00:22:16,607
I try to keep a big stock. The customers
always want something else.
317
00:22:20,546 --> 00:22:21,877
There you are!
318
00:22:22,115 --> 00:22:25,414
Wait till I get my hands on you.
319
00:22:26,052 --> 00:22:30,751
What do you know? I had one.
I've got a bigger stock than I thought.
320
00:22:32,825 --> 00:22:34,759
Listen to reason, Fred.
321
00:22:35,495 --> 00:22:38,487
Got you! Now get out of that set!
322
00:22:41,634 --> 00:22:45,001
I've got a good mind
to smack you on the schnozzola.
323
00:22:46,672 --> 00:22:49,800
Fred! What are you doing
downtown with our TV set?
324
00:22:51,778 --> 00:22:54,212
That is, you see...
325
00:22:54,580 --> 00:22:58,209
Shucks. Tell her the whole story, Barney.
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00:22:58,417 --> 00:23:01,545
- You mean the truth?
- Yeah, I give up.
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00:23:01,888 --> 00:23:04,584
Go ahead, Barney. I'm listening.
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00:23:06,826 --> 00:23:11,263
- And that's the whole story, Wilma.
- Aren't you ashamed, Fred?
329
00:23:11,330 --> 00:23:14,527
Taking it out on Barney
when it's all your fault.
330
00:23:15,168 --> 00:23:17,693
Take the set back, Barney. It's your job.
331
00:23:17,770 --> 00:23:20,568
- And no hard feelings.
- Thanks, Wilma.
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00:23:20,973 --> 00:23:23,373
- No hard feelings, Fred?
- Yeah.
333
00:23:23,843 --> 00:23:26,505
And as for you, playboy golfer...
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00:23:26,579 --> 00:23:29,844
you are coming with me
so I can keep an eye on you.
335
00:23:31,684 --> 00:23:34,881
I still say that Barney is a false friend.
336
00:23:35,588 --> 00:23:37,749
It's like that old proverb:
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00:23:37,824 --> 00:23:41,726
"He who steals my TV, steals all."
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00:23:43,696 --> 00:23:44,856
Wilma.
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00:23:45,865 --> 00:23:47,856
My TV. It's back.
340
00:23:48,134 --> 00:23:49,624
It came home.
341
00:23:50,436 --> 00:23:51,767
It's home.
342
00:23:51,838 --> 00:23:54,773
- Here's a note for you, Fred.
- What's it say?
343
00:23:55,041 --> 00:23:59,671
"Dear Fred, I got an advance
on my first week's salary...
344
00:23:59,745 --> 00:24:02,213
"and paid your TV bill.
345
00:24:02,615 --> 00:24:05,243
"Don't worry about returning the money.
346
00:24:05,318 --> 00:24:08,754
"I just don't want to lose your friendship."
347
00:24:09,055 --> 00:24:10,579
Signed, Barney.
348
00:24:11,490 --> 00:24:14,459
And that's your false friend, Fred.
349
00:24:15,027 --> 00:24:18,121
That crazy guy.
350
00:24:20,366 --> 00:24:23,460
- Hiya, Fred.
- Barney. Hiya, pal.
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00:24:23,803 --> 00:24:26,670
- No hard feelings, Fred?
- Of course not, Barney.
352
00:24:26,739 --> 00:24:29,936
Come on in.
I'll fix you some Sabertooth Tiger milk.
353
00:24:30,009 --> 00:24:32,068
Yeah, come on in, pal.
354
00:24:32,144 --> 00:24:35,739
Fred, you understand
I was just doing my job?
355
00:24:35,815 --> 00:24:39,012
I know, Barney, sure. And I apologize.
356
00:24:39,085 --> 00:24:41,349
I'm sure glad you feel that way, Fred.
357
00:24:41,420 --> 00:24:45,789
Because when I went back to the office,
they gave me another memo on you.
358
00:24:45,858 --> 00:24:49,294
Something about an overdue payment
on your golf clubs.
359
00:24:49,896 --> 00:24:53,332
It sure is nice to see the boys making up.
360
00:24:53,399 --> 00:24:56,857
Out! And don't ever come back!
361
00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:03,565
Be reasonable, Fred.
I've got to take them back.
362
00:25:03,643 --> 00:25:08,444
Touch one golf club in my bag
and I'll mash your head in with a mashie.
363
00:25:08,514 --> 00:25:11,915
Come on, Fred. It's my job.
You told me to be ruthless.
364
00:25:11,984 --> 00:25:15,442
They were friends for about five minutes.
365
00:25:15,521 --> 00:25:18,081
And that's about par for the course.
366
00:26:01,434 --> 00:26:02,662
Wilma!
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00:26:08,140 --> 00:26:10,438
Come on, Wilma, open this door!
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