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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,624 --> 00:00:12,785 SURPRISE OF LOVE 2 00:02:22,940 --> 00:02:27,369 - Who's in charge of the boat hire? - Me, Sir. How can I help you? 3 00:02:27,460 --> 00:02:30,854 - Do you have one with a cabin? - Of course, over here. 4 00:02:34,140 --> 00:02:37,099 - Is this it? - Yeah. - But this is a piece of junk. 5 00:02:37,100 --> 00:02:38,339 You asked for one with a cabin. 6 00:02:38,340 --> 00:02:39,859 It doesn't even have cushions. 7 00:02:39,860 --> 00:02:41,459 Why do you need cushions? 8 00:02:41,460 --> 00:02:45,939 I like to be comfortable, to pull out the rudder and relax. 9 00:02:45,940 --> 00:02:51,979 - But I'll be controlling the rudder. - No, I will. - Then what will I do? 10 00:02:51,980 --> 00:02:55,659 - Go on a break, do what you like. - I can't, Sir, it's not allowed. 11 00:02:55,660 --> 00:02:57,699 For this boat you need a license. 12 00:02:57,700 --> 00:03:00,819 - Otherwise I'll get in trouble. - I see... 13 00:03:00,820 --> 00:03:06,091 - How much? - At least 10,000 an hour, Sir. 14 00:03:08,300 --> 00:03:11,059 Marianna, be honest with your poor Aunt. How many times? 15 00:03:11,060 --> 00:03:15,579 - Just once, I swear. - Oh, I don't know what to believe! 16 00:03:15,580 --> 00:03:19,099 - Be quiet, you. Where? - In the booth. 17 00:03:19,100 --> 00:03:22,019 - What booth? - Where you listen to the records. 18 00:03:22,020 --> 00:03:24,219 You don't even have the excuse that it was under the stars. 19 00:03:24,220 --> 00:03:28,092 - So, you had only just met him? - Answer her! 20 00:03:29,660 --> 00:03:33,739 You didn't tell me that! It changes everything. 21 00:03:33,740 --> 00:03:38,059 - What does it change? - How I judge the man. 22 00:03:38,060 --> 00:03:40,579 See, a man who goes into a shop, enquires about a record... 23 00:03:40,580 --> 00:03:42,579 ... asks to be accompanied to the listening booth... 24 00:03:42,580 --> 00:03:45,419 ... and then kisses the sales girl, for me he's a smart guy. 25 00:03:45,420 --> 00:03:47,699 Who cares? I'm interested in what she was thinking! 26 00:03:47,700 --> 00:03:49,619 Where was I that day? 27 00:03:49,620 --> 00:03:51,779 In the other booth with a lady. 28 00:03:51,780 --> 00:03:55,699 - Just my luck! - Is he handsome? 29 00:03:55,700 --> 00:04:01,219 - Well, yes... he's handsome. - He's handsome, too? 30 00:04:01,220 --> 00:04:05,979 I was right, if he has all these qualities then you must resist! 31 00:04:05,980 --> 00:04:07,579 The record was romantic! 32 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:09,459 It's all about how you act. 33 00:04:09,460 --> 00:04:11,898 You'll never find a husband like this. 34 00:04:11,980 --> 00:04:16,139 Romantic record, handsome man... For me she did the right thing! 35 00:04:16,140 --> 00:04:19,779 She listens at doors, too? Why haven't you fired her yet? 36 00:04:19,780 --> 00:04:23,139 And where will I find another? Does he ever mention marriage? 37 00:04:23,140 --> 00:04:25,299 - Never. - If that's how you started out, I'm not surprised! 38 00:04:25,300 --> 00:04:28,779 - We haven't done anything since. - Does he try it on often? 39 00:04:28,780 --> 00:04:32,659 - He thinks of nothing else! - Really? Details, please! 40 00:04:32,660 --> 00:04:37,899 Wherever he takes me, there's always a bed close by. 41 00:04:37,900 --> 00:04:41,019 - He sounds organised! - Yes, but I'm tired of it. 42 00:04:41,020 --> 00:04:43,779 Even Sundays are hard work. 43 00:04:43,780 --> 00:04:47,859 - Then you should lie down. - Miss Didi, what do you mean?! 44 00:04:47,860 --> 00:04:51,259 - I didn't mean that, Miss Carlotta... - This time I am going to lie down. 45 00:04:51,260 --> 00:04:54,379 - I'm not going, I'll sleep instead. - Marianna, don't exaggerate. 46 00:04:54,380 --> 00:04:57,499 You're going, you will resist, and make him show commitment. 47 00:04:57,500 --> 00:05:02,619 - Miss, I could go with her... - Good idea, Miss Didi! 48 00:05:02,620 --> 00:05:06,299 Go together, and make that man understand! 49 00:05:06,300 --> 00:05:10,058 Mariarosa, is Mr. Gaspare's breakfast ready yet? 50 00:05:10,420 --> 00:05:13,139 - Aren't you busy with Ferdinando? - Exactly. 51 00:05:13,140 --> 00:05:16,179 Do you think Battista has laid a trap for you today, too? 52 00:05:16,180 --> 00:05:19,979 You can count on it, he wants to take me out on a boat ride. 53 00:05:19,980 --> 00:05:22,299 - Do you get seasick? - No. 54 00:05:22,300 --> 00:05:24,859 - Well, today you will. - Why? 55 00:05:24,860 --> 00:05:28,459 It's better if you keep him on dry land, that way you're safe. 56 00:05:28,460 --> 00:05:32,935 And I can lure my Ferdinando into the trap laid for you. 57 00:05:38,340 --> 00:05:40,732 - Here he is. - Who? - Him! 58 00:05:47,380 --> 00:05:52,412 - What should I do now? - Stop eating and get up! 59 00:05:53,500 --> 00:05:57,895 Will you bring me a coffee, please. A coffee! 60 00:06:00,620 --> 00:06:03,939 If she plays her cards right, a guy like him would marry her right away. 61 00:06:03,940 --> 00:06:07,019 Not too bad, is he? You can tell he's from Milan. 62 00:06:07,020 --> 00:06:08,819 He has a scowl. 63 00:06:08,820 --> 00:06:11,699 Miss Didi's fianc� is another thing entirely. 64 00:06:11,700 --> 00:06:15,019 - He's handsome, kind, educated... - Education doesn't matter. 65 00:06:15,020 --> 00:06:17,299 - Letters? - For Mr. Gaspare. - I'll give them to him. 66 00:06:17,300 --> 00:06:19,619 It's from his mother, the saintly woman! 67 00:06:19,620 --> 00:06:23,739 - Mariarosa, you don't know life. - Why? - Tease someone today... 68 00:06:23,740 --> 00:06:26,417 ... and tomorrow it will happen to you. - Not me! 69 00:06:31,940 --> 00:06:34,739 - Yes? - A letter. From your mother. 70 00:06:34,740 --> 00:06:38,612 Saintly woman! Thank you. 71 00:06:46,100 --> 00:06:49,859 - Sorry for making you wait. - Oh, it's fine. 72 00:06:49,860 --> 00:06:53,339 Did you see what a nice day it is? We'll have fun today. 73 00:06:53,340 --> 00:06:56,579 - Get in. - Wait a minute... 74 00:06:56,580 --> 00:07:00,539 - Let's just wait a minute. - What are we waiting for? 75 00:07:00,540 --> 00:07:04,139 Would you mind giving my friend Didi a ride? 76 00:07:04,140 --> 00:07:08,459 But it's late! Alright, where are we taking her? 77 00:07:08,460 --> 00:07:11,099 - She's coming with us. - To the coast? 78 00:07:11,100 --> 00:07:14,299 - She'll be the third wheel! - What do you mean by that? 79 00:07:14,300 --> 00:07:17,179 My friend is very nice, you know. 80 00:07:17,180 --> 00:07:20,099 But I organised this trip for just the two of us! 81 00:07:20,100 --> 00:07:25,059 - If there's room for two, there's room for three. - I'm out of here! 82 00:07:25,060 --> 00:07:28,179 - What do I have to do? - Hey, are you leaving? 83 00:07:28,180 --> 00:07:31,499 - No, we were just going to move it into the shade. - Nice car! 84 00:07:31,500 --> 00:07:33,939 - Ah, you haven't met Battista. - Nice to meet you. 85 00:07:33,940 --> 00:07:37,419 - This is Didi? - Yes, Marianna has told me a lot about you. 86 00:07:37,420 --> 00:07:41,496 - I see. Go ahead, get in. - Thank you. - You're welcome. 87 00:07:43,180 --> 00:07:45,739 Darling, can we go via the Cassia Antica? 88 00:07:45,740 --> 00:07:48,139 It's quicker this way, why go via the Cassia Antica? 89 00:07:48,140 --> 00:07:51,454 - We have to pick up her fianc�. - What?! 90 00:07:58,180 --> 00:08:01,499 - Keep it down, or they'll hear us. - I don't even know if I believe him. 91 00:08:01,500 --> 00:08:05,219 - I answered the telephone myself. - What did she say? 92 00:08:05,220 --> 00:08:08,419 "I must speak to Mr. Aloisi, this is Miss Didi..." 93 00:08:08,420 --> 00:08:09,659 - What? - Didi! 94 00:08:09,660 --> 00:08:12,259 "Will you pass him the telephone, please, it's quite urgent." 95 00:08:12,260 --> 00:08:16,336 - Urgent? - Have you finished over there? 96 00:08:17,620 --> 00:08:20,092 Yes? 97 00:08:20,260 --> 00:08:21,859 - Good day, Professor. - Good day. 98 00:08:21,860 --> 00:08:26,139 - I brought you that guide of the Palatine Hill. - I don't need it today. 99 00:08:26,140 --> 00:08:28,899 - Are you going to the coast? - No, I hate the sea. 100 00:08:28,900 --> 00:08:31,019 I prefer the mountains, fresh air... 101 00:08:31,020 --> 00:08:32,899 ... actually, I'll take my raincoat. 102 00:08:32,900 --> 00:08:37,819 - Are you going alone? - No, my fianc�e is coming too. 103 00:08:37,820 --> 00:08:40,219 - Then have fun. - But we're not alone. 104 00:08:40,220 --> 00:08:44,774 - We're going with friends. - I hope you enjoy yourselves. 105 00:08:45,020 --> 00:08:48,459 Ah, Father Maurizio, I told my friends to drop by... 106 00:08:48,460 --> 00:08:50,779 ... and pick me up, but I also asked them... 107 00:08:50,780 --> 00:08:52,339 ... to wait for me at the corner. - Very good. 108 00:08:52,340 --> 00:08:54,619 I think it's better if the children don't know about... 109 00:08:54,620 --> 00:08:58,378 ... their teachers' private lives. - Yes, quite right. 110 00:09:05,420 --> 00:09:08,139 "If DD equals BB..." 111 00:09:08,140 --> 00:09:10,299 "... well done, Professor!" 112 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:15,779 - What does that mean? - Well, Didi is my fianc�e. 113 00:09:15,780 --> 00:09:20,619 - And BB? - BB is just a childish joke... 114 00:09:20,620 --> 00:09:24,890 - "Bertoldo Bertoldino", BB. - Ah, like "Brigitte Bardot". 115 00:09:27,420 --> 00:09:29,175 Is this it? 116 00:09:30,980 --> 00:09:33,418 Let's wait for him to come out. 117 00:09:36,260 --> 00:09:39,259 - What's she wearing, pyjamas? - Is Didi the blonde one? 118 00:09:39,260 --> 00:09:42,096 Both of them are blonde. 119 00:09:43,220 --> 00:09:45,299 It must be that one! 120 00:09:45,300 --> 00:09:47,659 Either way, they're both hot. 121 00:09:47,660 --> 00:09:50,499 - Hi. - I told you to wait on the corner. 122 00:09:50,500 --> 00:09:53,099 - What are you wearing? - Do you like it? 123 00:09:53,100 --> 00:09:55,539 It's nice, but you can't ride the train like that. 124 00:09:55,540 --> 00:09:59,339 What train, Ferdinando? Today my friends are giving us a ride. 125 00:09:59,340 --> 00:10:01,255 Come on. 126 00:10:01,700 --> 00:10:03,899 - Won't you be cold? - I have a jumper. 127 00:10:03,900 --> 00:10:06,339 - Good day. - Hello. - You'll be hot wearing that. 128 00:10:06,340 --> 00:10:09,099 - No, I think she'll be cold. - I hope not. 129 00:10:09,100 --> 00:10:11,339 - Do you remember Marianna? - Excuse me, hello there. 130 00:10:11,340 --> 00:10:14,499 - Get in. - So we're going to Terminillo? 131 00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:17,018 No, to Monte Bianco! 132 00:10:20,700 --> 00:10:27,257 Didi! Didi! Didi! 133 00:10:39,260 --> 00:10:42,939 They're playing my records, using my petrol... 134 00:10:42,940 --> 00:10:46,937 I'm paying for the boat hire, I don't understand these guys... 135 00:10:49,180 --> 00:10:51,379 Stop that! 136 00:10:56,180 --> 00:11:01,610 Shall we sit in the shade? What do you say? 137 00:11:02,300 --> 00:11:05,409 You can stop the boat, can't you? 138 00:11:06,020 --> 00:11:10,449 - It's so nice in here! - And spacious, too. 139 00:11:11,140 --> 00:11:14,408 It's a shame that Marianna got seasick. 140 00:11:14,900 --> 00:11:19,488 - She probably said it so that we'd leave them alone. - Why? 141 00:11:19,940 --> 00:11:22,339 Why do you think? 142 00:11:22,340 --> 00:11:26,735 Well, now we're alone, too. 143 00:11:27,260 --> 00:11:30,255 Perhaps they think badly of us. 144 00:11:32,380 --> 00:11:36,459 Do you not think they might be a little too busy for that? 145 00:11:36,460 --> 00:11:39,091 Some professor you are! 146 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:44,219 I wish they could think badly of us. 147 00:11:44,220 --> 00:11:47,699 But that would be impossible, right? 148 00:11:47,700 --> 00:11:50,699 - Are you not happy? - Ecstatic! 149 00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:54,253 Soon enough, they'll give us an award for good behaviour. 150 00:11:54,660 --> 00:11:57,979 - You have nice skin. - You think so? 151 00:11:57,980 --> 00:12:00,850 Especially on your feet. 152 00:12:01,340 --> 00:12:03,778 What a lovely Sunday! 153 00:12:04,380 --> 00:12:07,489 Don't come too close. 154 00:12:09,220 --> 00:12:13,179 - Do you not like me up close? - I like you when you're still. 155 00:12:13,180 --> 00:12:16,539 - Then I'll be still. - Still, and far away. 156 00:12:16,540 --> 00:12:19,859 See? I'm stronger as a lover when I get the chance to act. 157 00:12:19,860 --> 00:12:22,819 And with you I've never had the chance to act as I should. 158 00:12:22,820 --> 00:12:25,019 But I'm still, and awaiting orders. 159 00:12:25,020 --> 00:12:27,819 If you really loved me, you'd have lots to say. 160 00:12:27,820 --> 00:12:30,659 Why, what do you think those two are talking about? 161 00:12:30,660 --> 00:12:35,459 About their work, their marriage, the furniture they have to buy... 162 00:12:35,460 --> 00:12:40,099 - You know, about their little nest. - Right, their little nest. 163 00:12:40,100 --> 00:12:42,659 What do you think they plan on doing in their little nest? 164 00:12:42,660 --> 00:12:46,379 They might delay the inevitable, but it's always the same. Darling... 165 00:12:46,380 --> 00:12:49,219 Get off! Don't you see that you're blocking my sun? 166 00:12:49,220 --> 00:12:52,819 Alright, then let's talk about our own little nest. 167 00:12:52,820 --> 00:12:56,293 Let's talk about furniture, let's... 168 00:12:56,580 --> 00:13:00,539 - Hey, what kind of bed do you... - Oh, you're so boring! 169 00:13:00,540 --> 00:13:04,459 "I could not run or play in boyhood..." 170 00:13:04,460 --> 00:13:08,899 "... for scarlet fever left my heart diseased." 171 00:13:08,900 --> 00:13:12,419 "And on that afternoon in June..." 172 00:13:12,420 --> 00:13:15,819 "... kissing Mary with my soul upon my lips..." 173 00:13:15,820 --> 00:13:19,139 "... my soul suddenly took flight." 174 00:13:19,140 --> 00:13:22,056 So, he kissed Mary anyway! 175 00:13:22,460 --> 00:13:25,979 Yes, but he's also dead. 176 00:13:31,220 --> 00:13:35,296 Ferdinando, can I ask you something? 177 00:13:36,020 --> 00:13:40,290 - Do you like me? - What? Of course I like you. 178 00:13:40,940 --> 00:13:43,179 Sometimes I have doubts. 179 00:13:43,180 --> 00:13:47,619 Do you think that if I didn't like you I would be here... 180 00:13:47,620 --> 00:13:50,980 ... all day with you on this boat, reading 'Spoon River Anthology'? 181 00:13:51,620 --> 00:13:56,059 Because reading poetry is your idea of romance? 182 00:13:56,060 --> 00:13:57,619 Exactly. 183 00:13:57,620 --> 00:14:00,379 Then try to be less romantic. 184 00:14:00,380 --> 00:14:04,619 I don't understand. What do you mean by that? 185 00:14:04,620 --> 00:14:08,299 What do you think it means? Your poetry gets on my nerves. 186 00:14:08,300 --> 00:14:11,898 Real men behave differently. 187 00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:13,779 Who knows what Battista would be doing by now! 188 00:14:13,780 --> 00:14:18,539 Why am I telling you this? You'll never understand. 189 00:14:29,300 --> 00:14:31,294 Didi? 190 00:14:32,060 --> 00:14:34,293 I want to give you a kiss. 191 00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:40,699 I want to give you a kiss. 192 00:15:07,260 --> 00:15:11,973 Ferdinando, what are you doing? Ferdinando! 193 00:15:15,020 --> 00:15:18,254 - The water is amazing! - Idiot! 194 00:15:19,900 --> 00:15:23,579 - He seems nice, your Battista. - So does your Ferdinando. 195 00:15:23,580 --> 00:15:26,939 You should hear him recite poetry. 196 00:15:26,940 --> 00:15:28,968 I'm going to dump him. 197 00:15:29,540 --> 00:15:32,979 I think I'm going to dump Battista, too. 198 00:15:32,980 --> 00:15:35,539 I can never get him to talk about marriage. 199 00:15:35,540 --> 00:15:38,379 I want one thing and he wants another. 200 00:15:38,380 --> 00:15:40,499 We're not right for each other. 201 00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:42,779 Is Ferdinando not handsome? 202 00:15:42,780 --> 00:15:46,059 - He is. - But he's not right for me. And Battista is nice, too. 203 00:15:46,060 --> 00:15:49,139 Yes. That is, to. Not to me. 204 00:15:49,140 --> 00:15:51,859 - Don't you like him? - He's too... 205 00:15:51,860 --> 00:15:54,019 Well, I like him. 206 00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:59,899 Marianna, it's like this: We each have a bad pair of shoes. 207 00:15:59,900 --> 00:16:03,737 And if we were to swap those shoes, I'm sure it would make life easier. 208 00:16:04,220 --> 00:16:08,339 - But I really do like Battista. - But he won't marry you. 209 00:16:08,340 --> 00:16:10,059 - Are you sure? - Of course. 210 00:16:10,060 --> 00:16:11,859 If he won't marry me, he won't marry you either. 211 00:16:11,860 --> 00:16:16,972 Don't worry about me. You want Ferdinando? You can have him. 212 00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:21,210 But you have to give me Battista. Are we clear? 213 00:16:21,380 --> 00:16:24,819 Did you see these jellyfish? 214 00:16:25,340 --> 00:16:28,700 That's why I rented the boat, to look at jellyfish! 215 00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:34,971 The woman always gets her man. 216 00:16:56,420 --> 00:16:59,575 - You scoundrel! - Help, I can't swim! 217 00:17:06,380 --> 00:17:09,859 - Well, why have we stopped? - Because we're out of petrol. 218 00:17:09,860 --> 00:17:12,739 You organise the trip and then forget about the petrol! 219 00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:17,299 Well, it's been such a lovely day... I think you know what I mean! 220 00:17:17,300 --> 00:17:21,059 - What shall we do now? - Someone has to go and find petrol. 221 00:17:21,060 --> 00:17:23,619 You're the one who forgot it. 222 00:17:23,620 --> 00:17:30,211 - No, Ferdinando will go. - No, I'll go! 223 00:17:31,020 --> 00:17:35,210 - But we can't leave him alone... - Then go with him! 224 00:17:35,260 --> 00:17:37,778 With your permission, Ferdinando. 225 00:17:44,060 --> 00:17:46,539 - Shall we get a drink? - Good idea. 226 00:17:46,540 --> 00:17:49,459 I'd like a Coca-Cola with a straw. 227 00:17:49,460 --> 00:17:52,739 - Ah, a jukebox! - Get me a Coca-Cola with a straw and a Campari Soda. 228 00:17:52,740 --> 00:17:56,539 - 50 lire, please. - Here you go. - Thanks. 229 00:17:56,540 --> 00:18:00,899 - What were you saying? - That I don't like commitment... 230 00:18:00,900 --> 00:18:04,979 ... because I'm an honest person. - Me, too. 231 00:18:04,980 --> 00:18:08,339 I'm like that with clients, too. I tell them the price I expect. 232 00:18:08,340 --> 00:18:12,419 Take it or leave it. And that's what I did with Marianna. 233 00:18:12,420 --> 00:18:15,339 It's just that with you women... 234 00:18:15,340 --> 00:18:17,819 - Well, not all of us. - Ah, I'm sure... 235 00:18:17,820 --> 00:18:19,819 So you have to be hypocritical. 236 00:18:19,820 --> 00:18:22,979 You have to buy a ticket for Palermo if you want to go to Switzerland. 237 00:18:22,980 --> 00:18:27,568 If Marianna is telling the truth, I know what Switzerland is to you. 238 00:18:28,060 --> 00:18:31,533 She calls me stupid, doesn't she? 239 00:18:32,260 --> 00:18:36,735 - I've never been to Switzerland. - Really? A girl from Milan? 240 00:18:38,420 --> 00:18:42,859 All I mean is that Milan is just around the corner from Chiasso. 241 00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:46,179 - I love this song! - Oh, this Coca-Cola... 242 00:18:46,180 --> 00:18:49,099 - Shall we dance? - No, we should get back. 243 00:18:49,100 --> 00:18:51,458 No, maybe next time. 244 00:18:55,180 --> 00:18:58,499 - "Speude bradeos", that's what the Latins used to say. - Meaning what? 245 00:18:58,500 --> 00:19:00,299 "Make haste slowly." 246 00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:05,619 Then I agree with the Latins, they say they were lazy, too. 247 00:19:05,620 --> 00:19:10,891 All the better. These days people race around too much, even in love. 248 00:19:11,300 --> 00:19:15,979 Tell that to Battista! That's why we always argue. 249 00:19:15,980 --> 00:19:18,899 I don't understand why. For me, the most beautiful... 250 00:19:18,900 --> 00:19:21,299 ... thing shared between a man and a woman is companionship. 251 00:19:21,300 --> 00:19:24,299 To love each other, to have faith in each other... 252 00:19:24,300 --> 00:19:27,819 To feel that the other is around even when he or she isn't. 253 00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:31,539 It must be nice to be loved like that. 254 00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:41,292 You know, I'd never noticed how beautiful you are. 255 00:19:51,260 --> 00:19:54,130 May I stroke your hair? 256 00:20:08,060 --> 00:20:11,533 I thought I had wasted a whole Sunday, but then... 257 00:20:11,700 --> 00:20:13,699 Do you know what I'm thinking? 258 00:20:13,700 --> 00:20:17,299 Don't tell me, please. You should think about Marianna. 259 00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:19,699 Exactly, I'm thinking about Marianna. 260 00:20:19,700 --> 00:20:22,539 She always tells me off for organising everything. 261 00:20:22,540 --> 00:20:26,299 But it's the unforeseen things that are the most wonderful. 262 00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:28,739 Like this, like forgetting about the petrol. 263 00:20:28,740 --> 00:20:31,819 Don't do it again, please. 264 00:20:31,820 --> 00:20:34,019 - Are you suffering? - Very much. 265 00:20:34,020 --> 00:20:36,139 Me too, but it's a sweet suffering. 266 00:20:36,140 --> 00:20:38,059 - Can I say something? - Yes. 267 00:20:38,060 --> 00:20:41,328 If you don't let go, you're going to strangle me. 268 00:20:41,660 --> 00:20:46,459 Thank you! Sorry, I couldn't breath. 269 00:20:46,460 --> 00:20:51,899 - That's how they dance these days. - No, that's how you dance! 270 00:20:51,900 --> 00:20:53,539 - Listen... - Come on, let's go. 271 00:20:53,540 --> 00:20:58,059 - Let's spin that record again. - Thanks, but my head is already spinning. 272 00:20:58,060 --> 00:21:00,293 Drink up, it's late. 273 00:21:01,220 --> 00:21:03,851 Just one little dance. 274 00:21:03,940 --> 00:21:08,653 Come on. Those two will be tired of waiting by now. 275 00:21:10,740 --> 00:21:12,814 Well? 276 00:21:25,900 --> 00:21:29,139 - The ladies are back. - Really? Do they look happy? 277 00:21:29,140 --> 00:21:30,459 Not really. 278 00:21:30,460 --> 00:21:33,569 Come and see how handsome that Ferdinando is. 279 00:21:33,700 --> 00:21:35,339 They both look nice. 280 00:21:35,340 --> 00:21:36,779 Tall... 281 00:21:36,780 --> 00:21:38,659 The tall man makes an impression. 282 00:21:38,660 --> 00:21:41,579 For me, if they're not men if they're shorter than 5'5". 283 00:21:41,580 --> 00:21:44,018 The professor is leaving alone. 284 00:21:45,020 --> 00:21:48,015 Perhaps he had a fight with Miss Didi. 285 00:21:48,740 --> 00:21:50,259 There's Mr. Gaspare. 286 00:21:50,260 --> 00:21:52,059 Out on his usual date. 287 00:21:52,060 --> 00:21:53,739 Tonight he'll try to get... 288 00:21:53,740 --> 00:21:55,299 ... her to come upstairs. Do you think he'll manage it? 289 00:21:55,300 --> 00:21:57,294 Well, who knows? 290 00:21:59,620 --> 00:22:02,899 Men do nothing but look for things that are right under their noses! 291 00:22:02,900 --> 00:22:06,419 Isn't Mr. Gaspare shorter than 5'5"? 292 00:22:06,420 --> 00:22:08,859 Men are all the same when they're down on one knee. 293 00:22:08,860 --> 00:22:11,259 - And when they get up? - As the vicar says... 294 00:22:11,260 --> 00:22:15,370 "I now pronounce you man and wife." Now go on, go and get dinner ready! 295 00:22:15,940 --> 00:22:17,059 Auntie, we're back! 296 00:22:17,060 --> 00:22:19,179 Good evening, Miss! 297 00:22:19,260 --> 00:22:22,219 - Did he kiss you? - No, but he tried. 298 00:22:22,220 --> 00:22:24,019 - No! - Yes. - That scoundrel! 299 00:22:24,020 --> 00:22:26,979 - What do you care? - I was just judging the man. 300 00:22:26,980 --> 00:22:29,736 - And Ferdinando? - Sublime! 301 00:22:29,780 --> 00:22:33,379 - Take me home. - But, I insist... 302 00:22:33,380 --> 00:22:35,899 Do you know why? Because up in my room there's a letter... 303 00:22:35,900 --> 00:22:39,779 ... from my mother, full of nothing but affectionate words for you. 304 00:22:39,780 --> 00:22:43,174 It'll just be a moment, I promise. 305 00:22:43,580 --> 00:22:47,819 I'd love to read it, but why didn't you just bring it to me? 306 00:22:47,820 --> 00:22:51,851 - I forgot it. - Then go and get it. - Right. 307 00:22:52,260 --> 00:22:58,054 - And leave you here, all alone? - Very well, I'll read it tomorrow. 308 00:22:58,940 --> 00:23:02,619 I can see that you don't care about me or my mother. 309 00:23:02,620 --> 00:23:05,579 Of course I care about you and your mother. 310 00:23:05,580 --> 00:23:08,659 But if I come up to your room at this hour... 311 00:23:08,660 --> 00:23:11,690 You know how things happen. 312 00:23:12,380 --> 00:23:13,659 How do they happen? 313 00:23:13,660 --> 00:23:15,099 Well, you know. 314 00:23:15,100 --> 00:23:16,899 No. Do you know? 315 00:23:16,900 --> 00:23:19,379 Well, I imagine. 316 00:23:19,380 --> 00:23:22,939 Then you have an unhealthy imagination. 317 00:23:22,940 --> 00:23:26,139 Gaspare Florio, son of Assunta is a gentleman! 318 00:23:26,140 --> 00:23:29,699 And if Gaspare Florio says you can come upstairs, you can come upstairs! 319 00:23:29,700 --> 00:23:35,019 You can make promises, but when we get upstairs... remember that film? 320 00:23:35,020 --> 00:23:37,939 Yes, but I know how to control myself. Can you control yourself? 321 00:23:37,940 --> 00:23:39,379 Of course. 322 00:23:39,380 --> 00:23:40,579 Well, then? 323 00:23:40,580 --> 00:23:42,529 Alright. 324 00:23:50,860 --> 00:23:52,979 I'll wait for you here. 325 00:24:06,940 --> 00:24:09,659 He managed to convince her, he's taking her to his room! 326 00:24:09,660 --> 00:24:14,453 I knew it. Not many of us know how to resist such sweet-talking. 327 00:24:17,340 --> 00:24:19,289 After you. 328 00:24:22,100 --> 00:24:24,652 Is this your room? 329 00:24:25,180 --> 00:24:26,979 Who's that? 330 00:24:26,980 --> 00:24:30,248 My mother, the saintly woman. 331 00:24:32,580 --> 00:24:34,219 Why are you putting it away? 332 00:24:34,220 --> 00:24:36,619 - She shouldn't see this. - Shouldn't see what? 333 00:24:36,620 --> 00:24:39,339 - Such filth! - Gaspare, what do you mean? 334 00:24:39,340 --> 00:24:42,179 - I don't understand! - Ah, you don't? 335 00:24:42,180 --> 00:24:46,099 For you, this is normal? A man, a woman, and a bed... 336 00:24:46,100 --> 00:24:47,499 ... that hasn't been blessed... 337 00:24:47,500 --> 00:24:49,979 ... by the bond of marriage... 338 00:24:49,980 --> 00:24:51,459 And you think this is normal? 339 00:24:51,460 --> 00:24:54,379 Should my mother be made to witness something so horrible? 340 00:24:54,380 --> 00:24:57,819 - Gaspare, you begged me to come up! - What do you mean? 341 00:24:57,820 --> 00:25:00,419 I played my part of the male. 342 00:25:00,420 --> 00:25:02,699 And you knew that, because you're a woman. 343 00:25:02,700 --> 00:25:04,579 I did it to test you. 344 00:25:04,580 --> 00:25:07,019 - But I didn't want to come up! - Yet here you are! 345 00:25:07,020 --> 00:25:10,493 - You kept on insisting! - You should have resisted! 346 00:25:10,540 --> 00:25:13,419 A good woman shouldn't visit the bedroom of a man... 347 00:25:13,420 --> 00:25:16,059 ... even if he picks her up and carries her there! 348 00:25:16,060 --> 00:25:18,539 - But, we're engaged. - Not anymore! 349 00:25:18,540 --> 00:25:21,299 - And your mother's letter? - Never mention it again! 350 00:25:21,300 --> 00:25:23,339 Leave this sacred room, right now! 351 00:25:23,340 --> 00:25:25,259 You are not worthy of marrying Gaspare Florio... 352 00:25:25,260 --> 00:25:27,334 ... son of Assunta! 353 00:25:58,780 --> 00:26:01,739 Battista, I'm doing it for you. 354 00:26:01,740 --> 00:26:04,417 Of course I can come. 355 00:26:05,140 --> 00:26:08,739 If you have to leave, it's best if we see each other right away. 356 00:26:08,740 --> 00:26:11,735 Of course, it only takes a minute in a taxi. 357 00:26:20,500 --> 00:26:22,819 - Was he there? - Yes, I have to go right now. 358 00:26:22,820 --> 00:26:25,531 - Why right now? - Because he's leaving. 359 00:26:25,980 --> 00:26:29,459 Could you give the boss some kind of excuse for me? 360 00:26:29,460 --> 00:26:31,739 - Alright. - Bye! 361 00:26:33,900 --> 00:26:37,779 - Ah, these are pretty! - Yes, our plastic samples... 362 00:26:37,780 --> 00:26:41,219 - So, let's recap: We met each other on Sunday, right? - Yes. 363 00:26:41,220 --> 00:26:43,979 On Monday you complained that you didn't... 364 00:26:43,980 --> 00:26:45,819 ... have a secretary for when you... 365 00:26:45,820 --> 00:26:48,139 ... leave the city. On Tuesday I offered my services... 366 00:26:48,140 --> 00:26:50,739 And on Wednesday, which would be today, here I am. 367 00:26:50,740 --> 00:26:53,499 - Well done! - Be good, though. 368 00:26:53,500 --> 00:26:57,779 Sorry, but I didn't think you were being serious. 369 00:26:57,780 --> 00:27:00,939 Don't worry, it's so hot in here. If I may, I'll take my top... 370 00:27:00,940 --> 00:27:03,253 ... off as well. - By all means. 371 00:27:03,620 --> 00:27:08,059 When it concerns work, I'm always being serious. May I? 372 00:27:08,060 --> 00:27:12,853 - Please. - What a mess this table is! 373 00:27:13,980 --> 00:27:17,499 - This post still has to be dealt with, right? - Yes. 374 00:27:17,500 --> 00:27:20,299 - And the notes for answering? - Answer them all like this... 375 00:27:20,300 --> 00:27:24,579 "Since we are still waiting for our new branch in Rome to open..." 376 00:27:24,580 --> 00:27:28,339 Okay, I'll use this as a model. Have you taken down the orders? 377 00:27:28,340 --> 00:27:30,699 - Yes. - Good. - What did you tell your boss? 378 00:27:30,700 --> 00:27:33,536 I asked for a few hours off. 379 00:27:33,780 --> 00:27:37,619 - Listen... - Go ahead, Sir. - No, there's no need to write. 380 00:27:37,620 --> 00:27:41,537 Didi, why the extra work? 381 00:27:41,900 --> 00:27:46,459 - Well, I thought that was obvious. - Ah, yes... 382 00:27:46,460 --> 00:27:49,296 That's true. 383 00:27:49,540 --> 00:27:51,859 To earn more money. 384 00:27:51,860 --> 00:27:54,899 - Is that all? - Of course. 385 00:27:54,900 --> 00:27:57,499 - Why else? - See, I understand the subtleties of women... 386 00:27:57,500 --> 00:28:01,979 ... better than anyone... - Let's be clear on this, Mr. Crispi. 387 00:28:01,980 --> 00:28:04,659 Work is one thing, friendship is another. 388 00:28:04,660 --> 00:28:06,659 I hate to confuse the two. 389 00:28:06,660 --> 00:28:11,059 Yes, but you can mix business with pleasure. 390 00:28:11,060 --> 00:28:14,219 Are you not engaged to Marianna? 391 00:28:14,220 --> 00:28:16,819 Well, engaged is a big word... 392 00:28:16,820 --> 00:28:19,419 Well, she doesn't think so. 393 00:28:19,420 --> 00:28:21,739 Who, Marianna? 394 00:28:21,740 --> 00:28:24,539 If you'd like my collaboration... 395 00:28:24,540 --> 00:28:27,299 ... you must forget that I'm a woman. 396 00:28:27,300 --> 00:28:32,299 - Well, that might be difficult. - Such a shame. Good day, Mr. Crispi. 397 00:28:32,300 --> 00:28:38,339 No, come here! There has been a huge misunderstanding, I swear... 398 00:28:38,340 --> 00:28:42,259 All I meant is that I admire serious women, women like you. 399 00:28:42,260 --> 00:28:44,379 Are you telling the truth? 400 00:28:44,380 --> 00:28:47,774 Of course, look in my eyes. 401 00:28:48,740 --> 00:28:53,899 - Didn't you have to leave? - Yes, but not until 10 to 6. 402 00:28:53,900 --> 00:28:58,215 Then it's late, you should hurry. Go and pack your suitcase. 403 00:29:01,020 --> 00:29:04,499 Not like that, let me show you. 404 00:29:04,500 --> 00:29:08,219 - I know, I always forget something. - That's because you have no system. 405 00:29:08,220 --> 00:29:11,699 - You must always start at the bottom - Which is? - Shoes. 406 00:29:11,700 --> 00:29:14,616 Shoes, shoes... 407 00:29:14,660 --> 00:29:16,819 Not bad, this suitcase. 408 00:29:16,820 --> 00:29:19,659 Thanks, I bought from Valstar in Milan, it didn't even cost that much. 409 00:29:19,660 --> 00:29:23,259 - Socks. - Socks, here they are. 410 00:29:23,260 --> 00:29:25,699 - How will I ever repay you? - Don't worry about that. 411 00:29:25,700 --> 00:29:28,536 You can pay me for what I do. 412 00:29:28,860 --> 00:29:32,059 Will you do me a favour? Since you're going to Milan, will you buy me... 413 00:29:32,060 --> 00:29:33,979 ... a suitcase, too? The same as this one, same colour... 414 00:29:33,980 --> 00:29:36,736 You can take it out of my pay. 415 00:29:39,340 --> 00:29:43,299 You know, I had a dream about your mother, she was ill in bed. 416 00:29:43,300 --> 00:29:47,299 And with tears in her eyes she said to you "Decide, my son..." 417 00:29:47,300 --> 00:29:49,939 I had a dream about her, too. She was quite healthy. 418 00:29:49,940 --> 00:29:53,939 And she said to me: "Think well, my son..." 419 00:29:53,940 --> 00:29:56,019 Mariarosa, what's for dinner this evening? 420 00:29:56,020 --> 00:29:57,459 Maccheroni alla chitarra. 421 00:29:57,460 --> 00:29:59,579 Would you like to see what the cards tell us? 422 00:29:59,580 --> 00:30:03,531 - Later. - Mr. Gaspare already knows what the cards say. 423 00:30:14,100 --> 00:30:17,414 Professor! 424 00:30:18,660 --> 00:30:20,688 Come here. 425 00:30:23,620 --> 00:30:26,331 I want to show you something. 426 00:30:29,380 --> 00:30:33,259 - Do you recognise this? - Of course, it's a chitarra. 427 00:30:33,260 --> 00:30:36,659 - As a child, I thought it was a musical instrument. - Me, too. 428 00:30:36,660 --> 00:30:39,849 Then I learned to make pasta. 429 00:30:41,380 --> 00:30:44,259 - I brought it from my village. - Ah, good for you. 430 00:30:44,260 --> 00:30:46,288 Yes... 431 00:30:46,820 --> 00:30:49,417 Because I'm from Carpineto. 432 00:30:50,700 --> 00:30:53,779 I go back to the village every year for the Saint Zopito celebration. 433 00:30:53,780 --> 00:30:57,731 - What village? - Carpineto! 434 00:30:59,220 --> 00:31:01,739 - You're from Carpineto degli Abruzzi? - Yes. 435 00:31:01,740 --> 00:31:03,979 - Me, too! - I knew it. 436 00:31:03,980 --> 00:31:05,819 Who told you that? 437 00:31:05,820 --> 00:31:07,779 I knew it. 438 00:31:07,780 --> 00:31:13,256 When I go back to the village for the celebration, will you come with me? 439 00:31:13,940 --> 00:31:16,219 - Yes, I'll come. - Do you promise? 440 00:31:16,220 --> 00:31:19,459 - Yes, I'd already decided to go. - Thank you. 441 00:31:19,460 --> 00:31:21,859 Who ironed your shirt, a nun? 442 00:31:21,860 --> 00:31:24,899 Why, is it badly ironed? 443 00:31:24,900 --> 00:31:28,259 It doesn't matter what you tell him, I'm not here and that's that! 444 00:31:28,260 --> 00:31:30,659 So he says to you: "That's a shame..." 445 00:31:30,660 --> 00:31:32,939 "... we were supposed to go tonight, I bought the tickets and everything..." 446 00:31:32,940 --> 00:31:36,539 He looks at you, you laugh... Then the idea comes to him... 447 00:31:36,540 --> 00:31:39,139 ... and he says: "Listen, Marianna..." always composed and polite... 448 00:31:39,140 --> 00:31:42,059 "... why don't you come to the concert with me this evening?" 449 00:31:42,060 --> 00:31:45,139 - And I accept. - No! Are you listening to me? 450 00:31:45,140 --> 00:31:48,539 You have to tell him that you can't, that you have toothache or something. 451 00:31:48,540 --> 00:31:52,059 - That way he asks and begs and you... - Accept? 452 00:31:52,060 --> 00:31:54,139 You accept. 453 00:31:54,140 --> 00:31:57,779 They're fine, I came to the city to find myself a husband. 454 00:31:57,780 --> 00:32:01,777 - And did you find him? - Yes. 455 00:32:02,540 --> 00:32:04,059 But he doesn't know yet. 456 00:32:04,060 --> 00:32:06,299 Then how can you be so sure that you'll marry him? 457 00:32:06,300 --> 00:32:09,614 The woman always gets her man. 458 00:32:09,780 --> 00:32:12,298 Here are the ladies. 459 00:32:14,460 --> 00:32:17,659 Mariarosa, is the professor here yet? 460 00:32:17,660 --> 00:32:19,609 Yes. 461 00:32:21,420 --> 00:32:24,459 Didi has stayed behind for stocktaking, she won't be back until midnight. 462 00:32:24,460 --> 00:32:28,570 - Thank you, good evening, goodbye. - You're leaving? 463 00:32:29,500 --> 00:32:34,179 Yes, because I'd already bought tickets for the young lady and I... 464 00:32:34,180 --> 00:32:35,979 ... to go to the concert. - Really? 465 00:32:35,980 --> 00:32:37,739 Yes, but if she's not here... 466 00:32:37,740 --> 00:32:39,893 Well... 467 00:32:42,660 --> 00:32:48,459 Perhaps you could come instead of her, to the concert... 468 00:32:48,460 --> 00:32:51,899 Actually, I... I have a bit of toothache. 469 00:32:51,900 --> 00:32:53,939 Good evening, goodbye. 470 00:32:53,940 --> 00:32:56,298 Thank you, excuse me. 471 00:33:07,780 --> 00:33:11,617 Thank you, goodbye, good evening. Excuse me. 472 00:33:12,300 --> 00:33:16,739 "Loving you..." 473 00:33:16,740 --> 00:33:18,893 Hey, Roma! 474 00:33:19,620 --> 00:33:23,819 - Mimma, what are you doing here? - This is my office. Have a seat. 475 00:33:23,820 --> 00:33:26,379 No thanks, I'm going home to bed. I've got a headache. 476 00:33:26,380 --> 00:33:29,619 - It's not going well with your fianc�e? - No. 477 00:33:29,620 --> 00:33:32,331 No, it's the same old story. 478 00:33:32,500 --> 00:33:35,179 She's one of those that you have to marry first. 479 00:33:35,180 --> 00:33:37,779 I'll never understand that. 480 00:33:37,780 --> 00:33:39,939 It's like going into a caf� and asking for a coffee. 481 00:33:39,940 --> 00:33:43,179 And they tell you: "You can buy the whole shop or nothing!" 482 00:33:43,180 --> 00:33:46,892 Precisely, they take advantage. 483 00:33:51,860 --> 00:33:55,019 "Loving you..." 484 00:33:55,020 --> 00:33:57,219 Well, are you coming? 485 00:34:01,820 --> 00:34:04,059 - Good evening, Mr. Crispi. - Good evening, Carletto. 486 00:34:04,060 --> 00:34:06,539 Want to play dice for a coffee? 487 00:34:06,540 --> 00:34:09,774 No, I'll buy you one because I need to ask you a favour. 488 00:34:11,500 --> 00:34:13,819 Evening Tonino, two coffees. 489 00:34:13,820 --> 00:34:17,339 No, a coffee and a chamomile. Coffee only makes him anxious. 490 00:34:17,340 --> 00:34:19,732 And the dice, please. 491 00:34:21,020 --> 00:34:22,819 - For me or for you? - For you. 492 00:34:22,820 --> 00:34:26,299 Did you see that suitcase? Never mind, I'll show you later. 493 00:34:26,300 --> 00:34:29,259 I need you to go to Valstar and buy another one for me. 494 00:34:29,260 --> 00:34:31,979 It costs something like 20,000 lire, it's a present for someone... 495 00:34:31,980 --> 00:34:33,939 Tomorrow I'll be too busy. 496 00:34:33,940 --> 00:34:35,979 And then tomorrow night I'm going back to Rome. 497 00:34:35,980 --> 00:34:38,219 - For me you're making a mistake. - Why? 498 00:34:38,220 --> 00:34:40,859 I can understanding buying one for your wife, you know... 499 00:34:40,860 --> 00:34:44,539 ... but not for your fianc�e, that's just not smart. 500 00:34:44,540 --> 00:34:47,099 - See, that's where you're mistaken. - Why? 501 00:34:47,100 --> 00:34:49,379 It's not for my fianc�e, it's for her friend. 502 00:34:49,380 --> 00:34:52,299 Roll. She's really hot... 503 00:34:52,300 --> 00:34:54,339 She danced with me already, and when one dances with me... 504 00:34:54,340 --> 00:34:59,499 ... she's almost mine. - You're a bad one alright. 505 00:34:59,500 --> 00:35:01,899 Look who's talking! 506 00:35:01,900 --> 00:35:03,659 You don't touch the friend, or even the friend of the friend. 507 00:35:03,660 --> 00:35:06,459 You can do a lot of stuff, but that's just a no-no. 508 00:35:06,460 --> 00:35:12,139 - Well, I like her. - You'll get in trouble. - Why? 509 00:35:12,140 --> 00:35:14,419 Because the hot one will tell your fianc�e right away. 510 00:35:14,420 --> 00:35:19,339 - Why would she go with you anyway? - You women tell each other everything? 511 00:35:19,340 --> 00:35:22,699 The little boy, I thought you knew women! 512 00:35:22,700 --> 00:35:27,175 Half of it is just the idea of playing tricks on someone. 513 00:35:29,020 --> 00:35:31,048 Roll. 514 00:35:31,300 --> 00:35:33,059 No. 515 00:35:33,060 --> 00:35:37,899 Don't bother with the suitcase, I'll tell her I couldn't find one. 516 00:35:39,820 --> 00:35:41,819 Good night, Father. Good night, Professor. 517 00:35:41,820 --> 00:35:43,894 Good night. 518 00:35:46,660 --> 00:35:50,133 - Did you have fun at the concert? - Yes. 519 00:35:50,780 --> 00:35:55,459 - And did you go alone? - Yes, alone. 520 00:35:59,220 --> 00:36:03,899 Speaking frankly... 521 00:36:03,900 --> 00:36:07,976 ... you, who knows so much about the human soul... 522 00:36:08,060 --> 00:36:12,139 I don't delude myself, you know. It's an abyss. 523 00:36:12,140 --> 00:36:14,692 Right, it's an abyss. 524 00:36:16,020 --> 00:36:21,099 What would you say about a man, in love with a girl... 525 00:36:21,100 --> 00:36:25,899 ... very much in love, however... 526 00:36:25,900 --> 00:36:28,299 However, are we allowing castling? 527 00:36:28,300 --> 00:36:30,658 Of course, go ahead. 528 00:36:32,660 --> 00:36:34,699 What was I saying? 529 00:36:34,700 --> 00:36:38,339 - However. - Right, however... 530 00:36:38,340 --> 00:36:43,736 ... however, he feels the impulse, the desire for another woman? 531 00:36:43,740 --> 00:36:45,659 Common. 532 00:36:45,660 --> 00:36:48,619 Very common, yes. 533 00:36:48,620 --> 00:36:51,179 And it's wrong, of course. 534 00:36:51,180 --> 00:36:54,494 It depends, from case to case. 535 00:36:57,820 --> 00:37:00,139 - Your queen is in check. - Where? 536 00:37:00,140 --> 00:37:02,737 My bishop, here. 537 00:37:07,860 --> 00:37:11,619 In the case I'm speaking of... 538 00:37:11,620 --> 00:37:17,778 ... the second girl is the best friend of the first. 539 00:37:20,820 --> 00:37:24,259 - Very common. - Oh, really? 540 00:37:24,260 --> 00:37:26,939 Well, she's always there, in front of his eyes. 541 00:37:26,940 --> 00:37:30,219 And it's wrong, of course. 542 00:37:30,220 --> 00:37:32,214 It depends. 543 00:37:32,660 --> 00:37:35,039 From case to case. 544 00:37:36,540 --> 00:37:42,419 In this case, always speaking frankly... 545 00:37:42,420 --> 00:37:45,419 ... the second girl is engaged, too. 546 00:37:45,420 --> 00:37:50,419 Therefore, the sinner would be desiring the woman of another. 547 00:37:50,420 --> 00:37:55,139 If the girl is just engaged, she doesn't belong to anyone. 548 00:37:55,140 --> 00:38:00,139 - No? - No, an engagement is not a sacred bond, it's a promise... 549 00:38:00,140 --> 00:38:06,139 It's an act of faith... 550 00:38:06,300 --> 00:38:07,939 It's not possession, you see. 551 00:38:07,940 --> 00:38:09,979 The girl in question... 552 00:38:09,980 --> 00:38:12,850 ... does not belong to another, by law. 553 00:38:13,580 --> 00:38:15,459 It's your turn. 554 00:38:15,460 --> 00:38:17,932 Yes, now it's my turn. 555 00:38:19,300 --> 00:38:23,659 I mean, if one day it's my turn... 556 00:38:23,660 --> 00:38:28,459 ... I'll be sure to behave with honesty. 557 00:38:28,460 --> 00:38:30,019 Of course. 558 00:38:30,020 --> 00:38:33,819 But once your conscience has been put at rest... 559 00:38:33,820 --> 00:38:37,692 ... you must remember that marriage is for life... 560 00:38:37,860 --> 00:38:41,419 ... that your choice must be a wise one. 561 00:38:41,420 --> 00:38:45,769 Therefore, hesitation is understandable. 562 00:38:45,820 --> 00:38:49,259 I'd even say expected. 563 00:39:06,020 --> 00:39:07,579 - Hello. - Hello. 564 00:39:07,580 --> 00:39:09,739 I'm sorry, Didi isn't here. 565 00:39:09,740 --> 00:39:12,859 I know, I didn't come for... 566 00:39:12,860 --> 00:39:15,939 Would you like to come to the concert with me this evening? 567 00:39:15,940 --> 00:39:18,378 Yes, I'll come! 568 00:39:18,940 --> 00:39:23,139 Really? Thank you. Then I'll drop by and pick you up. 569 00:39:23,140 --> 00:39:26,939 Alright, then I'll be waiting. Does 9 o'clock sound okay? 570 00:39:26,940 --> 00:39:30,499 - Yes, thank you. - Excuse me. - Okay. 571 00:39:30,500 --> 00:39:33,619 Ah, excuse me. 572 00:39:33,620 --> 00:39:37,499 Forgive me for last night? 573 00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:41,212 - There's nothing to forgive. - Thank you. 574 00:39:59,940 --> 00:40:03,939 "... it's about two girls that have finally..." 575 00:40:03,940 --> 00:40:07,538 "... realised their dream for a long journey..." 576 00:40:07,860 --> 00:40:09,934 The post, come on! 577 00:40:11,660 --> 00:40:15,059 Here. And these gloves belong to the young lady. 578 00:40:15,060 --> 00:40:18,899 - What young lady? - You know, your secretary. 579 00:40:18,900 --> 00:40:22,619 - Ah, she came back? - Yes, half an hour every day. 580 00:40:22,620 --> 00:40:24,819 Last time she left her gloves. 581 00:40:24,820 --> 00:40:28,499 In fact, she'll probably be here soon enough. 582 00:40:28,500 --> 00:40:31,734 What does that mean? 583 00:40:31,980 --> 00:40:35,658 She might be here soon, she might not. 584 00:40:37,860 --> 00:40:43,450 - And who sent me these? - Your secretary. 585 00:40:43,620 --> 00:40:48,579 - Then she wants me! What would you do, Ruggero? - Nothing. 586 00:40:48,580 --> 00:40:53,099 - Not me... - That gentleman is still waiting for you. 587 00:40:53,100 --> 00:40:55,339 - When did you tell me that? - Now. 588 00:40:55,340 --> 00:41:00,338 - Then see him through, it must be a client. Where is he? - Through there. 589 00:41:02,900 --> 00:41:07,019 - May I help you? Ah, Professor! - I'm here to talk to you. 590 00:41:07,020 --> 00:41:10,499 - I was just leaving, shall we get a something to drink? - No. 591 00:41:10,500 --> 00:41:13,099 - Better not, it's personal. - Personal? - Yes. 592 00:41:13,100 --> 00:41:15,819 And it can't be delayed any longer. May I? 593 00:41:15,820 --> 00:41:17,939 Of course. 594 00:41:20,660 --> 00:41:22,819 Is it something serious? 595 00:41:22,820 --> 00:41:26,896 - It is. May I? - Please. 596 00:41:32,140 --> 00:41:34,579 The human soul is an abyss. 597 00:41:34,580 --> 00:41:38,899 - Would you agree with that? - Yes, a pleasurable abyss. 598 00:41:38,900 --> 00:41:44,539 And when this abyss is thrown open in front of us... 599 00:41:44,540 --> 00:41:47,899 ... there is no other way out but honesty. 600 00:41:47,900 --> 00:41:51,619 To say everything and be honest. 601 00:41:51,620 --> 00:41:57,299 That depends from case to case. In business for example, it's best not to be too honest. 602 00:41:57,300 --> 00:42:01,410 But in love, the more honest you are... 603 00:42:04,420 --> 00:42:08,139 As I was saying, in my case... 604 00:42:08,140 --> 00:42:10,979 ... it's about love. 605 00:42:10,980 --> 00:42:15,099 - For example... - As you wish, but it's late... 606 00:42:15,100 --> 00:42:18,619 ... can we do this another time? - No, I want to be honest. 607 00:42:18,620 --> 00:42:22,218 I want to be as honest as possible with you. 608 00:42:22,580 --> 00:42:26,019 Do you see how I'm dressed? 609 00:42:26,020 --> 00:42:28,699 Does this suit not tell you anything? 610 00:42:28,700 --> 00:42:31,252 Well, you must be in mourning. 611 00:42:32,100 --> 00:42:34,939 No, I'm going to a concert. 612 00:42:34,940 --> 00:42:37,899 Then you should get going, you don't want to be late. 613 00:42:37,900 --> 00:42:40,659 Let's get to the point. 614 00:42:40,660 --> 00:42:44,619 Who do you think I'm going to the concert with tonight? 615 00:42:44,620 --> 00:42:47,579 - I don't know, with Didi? - Exactly. No. 616 00:42:47,580 --> 00:42:49,099 No. 617 00:42:49,100 --> 00:42:53,459 Let's assume I'm going with Marianna, instead. 618 00:42:53,460 --> 00:42:55,499 Didi might be upset. 619 00:42:55,500 --> 00:42:59,339 This is nothing to do with Didi! What would you say... 620 00:42:59,340 --> 00:43:03,132 ... if I started going out with your Marianna? 621 00:43:05,900 --> 00:43:09,931 - Why don't you sit down? - I'd prefer to stand up. 622 00:43:10,740 --> 00:43:15,899 Ruggero! If it's for me, send her... send him through to the other room! 623 00:43:15,900 --> 00:43:18,299 Appearances can be deceptive. 624 00:43:18,300 --> 00:43:21,779 Right, I'm shy but if someone makes me angry... 625 00:43:21,780 --> 00:43:25,899 So, what would you do if I started seeing your Marianna? 626 00:43:25,900 --> 00:43:29,419 I don't know, but leave these alone because they're samples. 627 00:43:29,420 --> 00:43:32,619 He probably won't find out. 628 00:43:32,620 --> 00:43:36,339 - And what if I tell him? - May I? Then you'd be an idiot. 629 00:43:36,340 --> 00:43:40,019 No, I'd be honest! This is why I need a precise answer. 630 00:43:40,020 --> 00:43:42,539 Would you think me a scoundrel? 631 00:43:42,540 --> 00:43:47,299 That depends, from case to case. Sometimes there are other factors. 632 00:43:47,300 --> 00:43:49,979 The behaviour of the woman, for example. 633 00:43:49,980 --> 00:43:52,339 Doesn't that seem too easy? 634 00:43:52,340 --> 00:43:56,939 No. In love, I'm for the saying: "Live and let live." 635 00:43:56,940 --> 00:44:00,379 Today you let me live, tomorrow I let you live. 636 00:44:00,380 --> 00:44:02,977 Why dramatize things? 637 00:44:03,020 --> 00:44:06,059 Perhaps I'm too provincial. 638 00:44:06,060 --> 00:44:09,059 You city people are much more open-minded. 639 00:44:09,060 --> 00:44:11,739 But, if this is your opinion... 640 00:44:11,740 --> 00:44:14,099 I understand what you're saying. 641 00:44:14,100 --> 00:44:17,699 And don't worry, because with me you have nothing to fear. 642 00:44:17,700 --> 00:44:21,173 That's very sporting of you, thank you. 643 00:44:21,460 --> 00:44:26,699 You may be provincial, but today you have behaved tactfully. 644 00:44:26,700 --> 00:44:30,099 You gave me a lesson, well done. Thank you. 645 00:44:30,100 --> 00:44:32,777 - Thanks very much. - You're welcome. 646 00:44:40,780 --> 00:44:43,298 Thanks again. 647 00:44:49,540 --> 00:44:52,739 Ruggero, did you see that gentleman? 648 00:44:52,740 --> 00:44:55,779 - No, Sir. I was sleeping. - The gentleman you sent through... 649 00:44:55,780 --> 00:44:58,819 ... he is not to come in here again. Not him, or the young lady. 650 00:44:58,820 --> 00:45:02,373 - But if he comes, I can't... - He won't! 651 00:45:07,060 --> 00:45:09,499 What are you doing here? Mind your own business. 652 00:45:09,500 --> 00:45:12,689 - Hello? - It's me, hello. 653 00:45:13,460 --> 00:45:15,659 I went there every day, you know. 654 00:45:15,660 --> 00:45:18,419 - I hope it made a difference. - Yes, I saw everything. 655 00:45:18,420 --> 00:45:20,619 Even the flowers, thank you. 656 00:45:20,620 --> 00:45:23,859 You're welcome, it's my job. I was just coming there, actually. 657 00:45:23,860 --> 00:45:27,139 I didn't go to the shop today so that I'd be free for you. 658 00:45:27,140 --> 00:45:32,379 Speaking of work, I can't do what you're asking of me. 659 00:45:32,380 --> 00:45:37,173 No, I'm not a gentleman, I'm a scoundrel. 660 00:45:37,180 --> 00:45:40,699 No, I'm being honest with you. 661 00:45:40,700 --> 00:45:43,570 But I can look after myself. 662 00:45:44,140 --> 00:45:49,659 Ferdinando? That's impossible. How can that be? 663 00:45:49,660 --> 00:45:53,418 He doesn't understand anything, how come he gets it now? 664 00:45:53,860 --> 00:45:58,379 And I can't talk about it here. I'm coming there, wait for me. 665 00:45:58,380 --> 00:46:01,619 Of course I'm ready. 666 00:46:01,620 --> 00:46:05,457 Hello? Did you get me that suitcase? 667 00:46:05,580 --> 00:46:10,259 Ah, I see. Okay, bye. 668 00:46:12,740 --> 00:46:14,768 Didi! 669 00:46:15,460 --> 00:46:17,259 - What are you doing here? - Where are you going? 670 00:46:17,260 --> 00:46:18,979 - On an errand. - For the shop? 671 00:46:18,980 --> 00:46:21,699 - No, for me. - Then I'll come with you. I have to speak to you, right away. 672 00:46:21,700 --> 00:46:23,939 - You can tell me tomorrow. - No. 673 00:46:23,940 --> 00:46:28,779 - Something might happen, and since honesty is... - I'm in a hurry! 674 00:46:28,780 --> 00:46:31,739 - Shall I start the meter? - No! You have to listen to me. 675 00:46:31,740 --> 00:46:33,859 Ferdinando, I'm fed up. 676 00:46:33,860 --> 00:46:37,179 - Then I'll start the meter. - No! - But you're holding the door open! 677 00:46:37,180 --> 00:46:39,299 Then I'll close it! 678 00:46:39,300 --> 00:46:41,379 What are you fed up with? 679 00:46:41,380 --> 00:46:43,339 Do you want me to tell you here? 680 00:46:43,340 --> 00:46:45,059 Tell him, that way we can go. 681 00:46:45,060 --> 00:46:46,459 Quiet, you! 682 00:46:46,460 --> 00:46:50,499 - Tell me. - I'm fed up because you've disappointed me. 683 00:46:50,500 --> 00:46:53,859 - That's right, you heard me! - Get a load of that! 684 00:46:53,860 --> 00:46:56,332 You wouldn't think it to look at him. 685 00:46:56,580 --> 00:47:00,099 Perhaps you're testing me to see if I'm an honest person... 686 00:47:00,100 --> 00:47:05,059 Honest? You're annoying, dull, irritating, dallying... 687 00:47:05,060 --> 00:47:10,058 - You're nothing but... - Spineless! - That's right! 688 00:47:11,900 --> 00:47:14,497 Cabbie! 689 00:47:34,540 --> 00:47:36,419 I'm going to buy milk! 690 00:47:36,420 --> 00:47:37,819 Didn't you buy it already? 691 00:47:37,820 --> 00:47:39,139 Yes, but it's all gone! 692 00:47:39,140 --> 00:47:42,898 - What will it be? - A double cognac. 693 00:47:45,620 --> 00:47:47,978 Evening, Professor. 694 00:47:52,820 --> 00:47:57,056 - Evening, Professor. - Hi, Mariarosa. 695 00:47:58,860 --> 00:48:01,776 - Are you going to buy milk? - Yes. 696 00:48:02,020 --> 00:48:04,697 Actually, we didn't need any. 697 00:48:05,820 --> 00:48:09,339 I saw you from the window. 698 00:48:12,580 --> 00:48:16,179 Professor, I need a favour. 699 00:48:16,180 --> 00:48:19,619 - Sure, if I can. - Of course you can. 700 00:48:19,620 --> 00:48:21,739 I need help writing a letter. 701 00:48:21,740 --> 00:48:24,979 - To your boyfriend? - No, to my mother. 702 00:48:24,980 --> 00:48:28,179 Once I'm done with this, I'll write it for you. 703 00:48:28,180 --> 00:48:30,698 No, it's urgent. 704 00:48:30,940 --> 00:48:33,139 What do you have to tell her? 705 00:48:33,140 --> 00:48:36,170 Everything, that I'm well... 706 00:48:36,340 --> 00:48:41,656 - And it's urgent? - Health is the most important thing! 707 00:48:42,380 --> 00:48:45,499 Okay, but I have nothing here to write with. 708 00:48:45,500 --> 00:48:49,497 - I'll be going across the road soon enough. - I have everything. 709 00:49:00,180 --> 00:49:04,211 You don't know how to write? Not good. 710 00:49:06,460 --> 00:49:10,650 It's our pretty Easter parade. Do you remember it? 711 00:49:12,900 --> 00:49:16,539 I've missed the village ever since I was doing my degree. 712 00:49:16,540 --> 00:49:19,695 - I don't have anyone left. - Me neither. 713 00:49:19,780 --> 00:49:22,059 Really? 714 00:49:22,740 --> 00:49:26,339 - What about your mother? - Well, she lives somewhere else. 715 00:49:26,340 --> 00:49:29,893 - Listen, Mariarosa... - Yes? 716 00:49:31,060 --> 00:49:33,179 If you like, I can teach you... 717 00:49:33,180 --> 00:49:35,259 ... that way you can write it all rather than just the signature. 718 00:49:35,260 --> 00:49:38,139 You're just how I imagined, kind and affectionate. 719 00:49:38,140 --> 00:49:41,579 Well, teaching is my job. 720 00:49:42,340 --> 00:49:44,539 - This is for you. - For me? 721 00:49:44,540 --> 00:49:47,649 - Yes. - What is it? - Open it. 722 00:49:52,420 --> 00:49:57,008 - How wonderful! - It's from our village. - I know. 723 00:49:57,580 --> 00:49:59,813 Thank you. 724 00:49:59,820 --> 00:50:02,459 - Waiter, another cognac! - But you've already had two! 725 00:50:02,460 --> 00:50:04,932 And this will make three. 726 00:50:07,180 --> 00:50:11,379 - Mariarosa? - Yes? - Have you ever been engaged? 727 00:50:11,380 --> 00:50:14,978 - No, never. - Never mind, then. 728 00:50:15,300 --> 00:50:18,299 But I did go out with a guy back in the village. 729 00:50:18,300 --> 00:50:21,339 Really? What did he say, what did he do? 730 00:50:21,340 --> 00:50:24,019 Oh, I'll only get embarrassed. 731 00:50:24,020 --> 00:50:29,179 It's to help me, you see. I'm confused about everything. 732 00:50:29,180 --> 00:50:31,139 Before I was in love with Didi. 733 00:50:31,140 --> 00:50:34,099 Now I think I'm in love with Marianna instead. 734 00:50:34,100 --> 00:50:36,939 And I don't know how to behave around women. 735 00:50:36,940 --> 00:50:38,699 I've never known. 736 00:50:38,700 --> 00:50:42,179 So what do men do? How do they behave? 737 00:50:42,180 --> 00:50:45,255 - They're all the same. - How do you mean? 738 00:50:45,500 --> 00:50:48,499 Every so often they reach out a hand and we give them a slap. 739 00:50:48,500 --> 00:50:51,973 Hard? 740 00:50:52,220 --> 00:50:54,738 Very hard. 741 00:50:57,580 --> 00:51:01,539 Mariarosa, have you never met anyone different? 742 00:51:01,540 --> 00:51:06,379 Someone like me, that instead reaching a hand out... 743 00:51:06,380 --> 00:51:10,889 ... as you said, likes to read poetry to you instead. 744 00:51:12,420 --> 00:51:15,415 He got a slap, too. 745 00:51:15,900 --> 00:51:18,691 Slaps for poetry, too? 746 00:51:18,700 --> 00:51:21,399 For all the lies in it. 747 00:51:24,540 --> 00:51:28,979 See, that day has now arrived for me. The day of the slaps. 748 00:51:28,980 --> 00:51:30,939 I want them to slap me from both sides. 749 00:51:30,940 --> 00:51:34,099 Another cognac, a double! 750 00:51:34,100 --> 00:51:36,891 Have fun, Professor. 751 00:51:37,140 --> 00:51:38,539 Bye. 752 00:51:38,540 --> 00:51:42,259 I have your gloves here. Ferdinando almost found them. 753 00:51:42,260 --> 00:51:45,259 Oh, we wouldn't want that! Afraid, are you? 754 00:51:45,260 --> 00:51:48,099 No, but I hate complications. 755 00:51:48,100 --> 00:51:51,659 It's the first time I act like a gentleman and I offend someone? 756 00:51:51,660 --> 00:51:54,099 I'm not offended because you're acting like a gentleman... 757 00:51:54,100 --> 00:51:56,939 ... but because you thought you didn't have to with me! 758 00:51:56,940 --> 00:51:59,810 - You think you're all that! - Me? 759 00:52:00,460 --> 00:52:03,012 There we go. 760 00:52:06,020 --> 00:52:07,855 That's it. 761 00:52:16,820 --> 00:52:19,179 - Oh, it's you. - Good evening, Miss. 762 00:52:19,180 --> 00:52:21,339 Good evening, Darling. Good evening. 763 00:52:21,340 --> 00:52:24,608 - Well, please excuse me. - Of course. 764 00:52:26,820 --> 00:52:29,899 - Is Marianna home? - No. - May I wait for her here? 765 00:52:29,900 --> 00:52:33,055 - I'd like to invite her to dinner. - Please, sit down. - Thank you. 766 00:52:42,260 --> 00:52:44,699 "You're a female..." 767 00:52:44,700 --> 00:52:47,939 "You're top of the charts..." 768 00:52:47,940 --> 00:52:49,459 "Female..." 769 00:52:49,460 --> 00:52:52,649 "You're the Queen of Hearts..." 770 00:53:01,660 --> 00:53:04,416 - Good evening, Sir. - Good evening. 771 00:53:10,100 --> 00:53:13,419 "Happy birthday to you..." 772 00:53:13,420 --> 00:53:15,299 "Happy birth..." 773 00:53:15,300 --> 00:53:19,139 Please excuse me, I thought you were someone else. 774 00:53:19,140 --> 00:53:21,539 - It's not Marianna's birthday, is it? - No. 775 00:53:21,540 --> 00:53:24,419 - But... - It's for someone that means an awful lot to me. 776 00:53:24,420 --> 00:53:27,819 - A lady friend. - A lady friend that likes to wear ties, I see. 777 00:53:27,820 --> 00:53:31,339 You've discovered my secret. Then you can help me. 778 00:53:31,340 --> 00:53:33,419 As a man, tell me, have I chosen well? 779 00:53:33,420 --> 00:53:36,699 - Well, a polka dot tie... - What? No good? 780 00:53:36,700 --> 00:53:41,209 - Is it for Mr. Gaspare? - Now you know everything! 781 00:53:41,900 --> 00:53:44,459 This cake is a bit excessive... 782 00:53:44,460 --> 00:53:48,299 The Italian champagne... The yellow roses... 783 00:53:48,300 --> 00:53:51,019 - But... - But for Gaspare it'll be fine. 784 00:53:51,020 --> 00:53:52,619 - Do you think so? - Yes. 785 00:53:52,620 --> 00:53:57,939 Then tell me, you who are a man from the North... 786 00:53:57,940 --> 00:54:00,579 - Give me some advice. - Some advice? 787 00:54:00,580 --> 00:54:04,819 What do you want to be for this man? Motherly or seductive? 788 00:54:04,820 --> 00:54:07,779 - Well, a wife. - This comes later. 789 00:54:07,780 --> 00:54:11,539 First, the seduction, and for seduction you need atmosphere. 790 00:54:11,540 --> 00:54:13,819 Here there is none. 791 00:54:13,820 --> 00:54:19,330 Therefore, we need darkness. Let's close this. 792 00:54:20,380 --> 00:54:24,099 Turn this off. How do you turn this off? 793 00:54:24,100 --> 00:54:25,969 Over here. 794 00:54:27,100 --> 00:54:30,299 - It's him! - Calm down! - The candles, quick! 795 00:54:30,300 --> 00:54:32,215 I'm here to help. 796 00:54:35,340 --> 00:54:38,699 - Is Miss Marianna home? - Marianna or Didi? 797 00:54:38,700 --> 00:54:41,013 - Marianna. - No. 798 00:54:41,220 --> 00:54:42,779 - I'll wait for her here. - Go ahead. 799 00:54:42,780 --> 00:54:43,819 Who's that? 800 00:54:43,820 --> 00:54:45,059 The Professor. 801 00:54:45,060 --> 00:54:48,419 I'm not here! 802 00:54:48,420 --> 00:54:51,539 - But, why? - Because I'm not, quick... 803 00:54:51,540 --> 00:54:57,099 He will come in from over there, see the dessert, and you can be... 804 00:54:57,100 --> 00:55:00,414 - Over here. - What a lovely surprise! 805 00:55:00,660 --> 00:55:05,089 You sit over here in a simple pose. Let's turn this on. 806 00:55:05,540 --> 00:55:07,939 - Put your knees up here. - What are you trying to do? 807 00:55:07,940 --> 00:55:10,979 - Do you want some advice or not? - Yes, but not this. I'm ashamed. 808 00:55:10,980 --> 00:55:15,779 - Let me finish. - Please, no... 809 00:55:15,780 --> 00:55:18,259 - I'm embarrassed. - Then I'm out of here! 810 00:55:18,260 --> 00:55:21,419 No, please, don't leave me. Do what you need to do. 811 00:55:21,420 --> 00:55:23,653 Then put your knees like this. 812 00:55:24,780 --> 00:55:26,979 No, but please... 813 00:55:26,980 --> 00:55:30,299 - That's it. Cigarette. - But I've never smoked before. 814 00:55:30,300 --> 00:55:34,137 Then learn. Long, voluptuous drags. 815 00:55:36,900 --> 00:55:41,099 - Evening, were you waiting for me? - Yes. 816 00:55:41,100 --> 00:55:45,609 Sorry, I'm a bit late. Let me just get changed. 817 00:55:59,700 --> 00:56:02,179 Looking for the bathroom? It's the other door. 818 00:56:02,180 --> 00:56:05,979 No, I'm looking for you. Tonight we're not going to the concert. 819 00:56:05,980 --> 00:56:09,859 - Then where are we going? - Dancing, to have fun. 820 00:56:09,860 --> 00:56:12,259 But Brahms was playing. Didn't you like Brahms? 821 00:56:12,260 --> 00:56:15,019 Brahms? He's spineless, too. 822 00:56:15,020 --> 00:56:17,739 No! We're going to listen to exciting music, instead. 823 00:56:17,740 --> 00:56:20,979 - Professor, what's wrong? - Seem different, do I? 824 00:56:20,980 --> 00:56:26,179 Well I am, but this is nothing. Come on, get changed. 825 00:56:26,180 --> 00:56:29,130 Then leave the room, please. 826 00:56:31,020 --> 00:56:35,529 - And what if I don't? - Then I can't get changed. 827 00:56:36,140 --> 00:56:38,771 Ah, okay. 828 00:56:45,620 --> 00:56:47,773 Professor, get out! 829 00:56:47,820 --> 00:56:51,339 Why? I like you and I want to start seeing you. 830 00:56:51,340 --> 00:56:53,219 Come on, stop imitating Battista. 831 00:56:53,220 --> 00:56:55,659 Why not?! I'm a man, just like him! 832 00:56:55,660 --> 00:57:00,214 Professor, do you care about our friendship? 833 00:57:01,060 --> 00:57:02,179 Yes. 834 00:57:02,180 --> 00:57:05,892 Then don't make me angry, get out right now. 835 00:57:14,780 --> 00:57:18,140 I feel that if I go out I'll look foolish. 836 00:57:18,540 --> 00:57:24,050 Alright, then stay. But turn around. 837 00:57:24,660 --> 00:57:26,859 - Come on! - Very well. 838 00:57:28,060 --> 00:57:30,498 I know I can trust you. 839 00:57:32,620 --> 00:57:35,379 What if I turn around and kiss you, instead? 840 00:57:35,380 --> 00:57:40,139 - I know you're not the type. - Why not? 841 00:57:40,140 --> 00:57:43,408 Well, because... 842 00:57:43,460 --> 00:57:47,013 You're the kind of man that is incapable of certain things. 843 00:57:47,300 --> 00:57:52,093 Oh, really? Then I'm going to turn around now, at the best part. 844 00:57:52,900 --> 00:57:57,978 Very well, turn around. The best part is already over. 845 00:58:00,340 --> 00:58:03,813 Will you zip me up, please? 846 00:58:04,140 --> 00:58:07,852 - Yes. - Don't catch my skin. - No. 847 00:58:08,860 --> 00:58:10,729 Thank you. 848 00:58:13,660 --> 00:58:15,619 If I gave you a kiss, what would you do? 849 00:58:15,620 --> 00:58:17,648 I'd give you a slap. 850 00:58:18,220 --> 00:58:21,136 - Hard? - Very hard. 851 00:58:39,180 --> 00:58:40,619 You scoundrel! 852 00:58:40,620 --> 00:58:43,179 Don't pretend! I could see that you were enjoying it. 853 00:58:43,180 --> 00:58:46,019 - No, we were in agreement. - On what? 854 00:58:46,020 --> 00:58:49,099 - That you would give me a slap. - Well, your slap came... 855 00:58:49,100 --> 00:58:52,419 ... later than expected. - Didi, why do you say that? 856 00:58:52,420 --> 00:58:54,779 He almost killed me, you know! 857 00:58:54,780 --> 00:58:57,619 - Jumping a friend of mine, you should be ashamed! - It's all your fault. 858 00:58:57,620 --> 00:58:59,539 - Why? - You called me spineless, I wanted to show... 859 00:58:59,540 --> 00:59:02,699 ... that it wasn't true. - Then show me, not her! 860 00:59:02,700 --> 00:59:04,499 And you, who loved poets! 861 00:59:04,500 --> 00:59:06,419 - I still do! - I can see that! 862 00:59:06,420 --> 00:59:08,739 - Can I get up? - Yes, and you can get out! 863 00:59:08,740 --> 00:59:11,459 - Get out of this house! - No. 864 00:59:11,460 --> 00:59:14,569 - First I have to tell you that I didn't want to! - She didn't. 865 00:59:15,020 --> 00:59:17,259 At least you admit it! 866 00:59:17,260 --> 00:59:18,619 You must be drunk! 867 00:59:18,620 --> 00:59:20,019 Doing such a thing! 868 00:59:20,020 --> 00:59:22,811 May I come in? 869 00:59:22,820 --> 00:59:25,139 - Am I intruding? - No, please come in. 870 00:59:25,140 --> 00:59:27,499 Sorry, I thought I heard Marianna's voice in here. 871 00:59:27,500 --> 00:59:32,179 Yes, come in. There's nothing to hide, anyway. 872 00:59:32,180 --> 00:59:35,099 Is it not true that you and I made an agreement that... 873 00:59:35,100 --> 00:59:37,819 ... you would let me... - Let you what? 874 00:59:37,820 --> 00:59:41,339 - I found them on the floor, kissing. - Who? 875 00:59:41,340 --> 00:59:44,419 May I? These two! 876 00:59:44,420 --> 00:59:46,059 But I was outside waiting for you! 877 00:59:46,060 --> 00:59:49,099 I didn't know anything! He assaulted me! 878 00:59:49,100 --> 00:59:52,339 - Explain yourself! - But you said that in love you were for the... 879 00:59:52,340 --> 00:59:55,299 ... saying: "Live and let live". - I meant in general! 880 00:59:55,300 --> 00:59:57,699 No, you were quite specific. You told me that it wouldn't... 881 00:59:57,700 --> 01:00:00,459 ... matter to you if I started going out with Marianna. 882 01:00:00,460 --> 01:00:02,419 - What are you saying? - You're a scoundrel, too! 883 01:00:02,420 --> 01:00:05,339 - What?! - I've already been slapped twice. 884 01:00:05,340 --> 01:00:08,939 Who cares?! You told me that it wouldn't... 885 01:00:08,940 --> 01:00:11,459 ... matter to you if Didi and I... Is that not the truth? 886 01:00:11,460 --> 01:00:14,059 Yes, because you told me that it wouldn't matter to you... 887 01:00:14,060 --> 01:00:17,579 ... if I started seeing Marianna. - They want to swap women! 888 01:00:17,580 --> 01:00:18,619 What? 889 01:00:18,620 --> 01:00:21,339 Scoundrels, get out of here! I never want to see you again! 890 01:00:21,340 --> 01:00:24,179 Of course I'm going, what do I want with a woman that... 891 01:00:24,180 --> 01:00:26,179 ... kisses everyone in sight but never gives me anything? 892 01:00:26,180 --> 01:00:29,339 - Get out! - You can get out, too. 893 01:00:29,340 --> 01:00:31,812 - Hypocrite! - Yeah, yeah... 894 01:00:35,140 --> 01:00:37,939 - Thanks for that. - I'm so sorry. 895 01:00:37,940 --> 01:00:40,699 No, I'm thanking you! I was fed up with Marianna. 896 01:00:40,700 --> 01:00:43,059 And when a woman gives me a slap, it's over anyway. 897 01:00:43,060 --> 01:00:46,899 - So, I'm dumping her. - So, should I dump... 898 01:00:46,900 --> 01:00:49,816 ... her, too? - Do what you like. 899 01:00:49,820 --> 01:00:52,531 I don't want to lose Didi. 900 01:00:53,020 --> 01:00:55,419 You should have thought of that. Why did you kiss Marianna? 901 01:00:55,420 --> 01:00:58,299 I don't know. I never know what to do. 902 01:00:58,300 --> 01:01:01,179 Well, you've certainly outdone yourself this time. 903 01:01:01,180 --> 01:01:04,579 - Though to be honest, I really wasn't expecting that. - What? 904 01:01:04,580 --> 01:01:08,577 Two women at once, of course! It seems I've met my match. 905 01:01:09,340 --> 01:01:12,019 But I have to make up with Didi. If she gave me a slap... 906 01:01:12,020 --> 01:01:15,539 ... it means she still loves me. - See, for me slaps mean... 907 01:01:15,540 --> 01:01:18,137 ... something different. 908 01:01:19,500 --> 01:01:22,131 - Marianna, come here. - What is it? 909 01:01:22,940 --> 01:01:25,298 See where they're going? 910 01:01:29,180 --> 01:01:30,779 The caf�. 911 01:01:30,780 --> 01:01:33,659 Exactly, and from there they will call us to apologise. 912 01:01:33,660 --> 01:01:36,739 - Are you sure they'll call us? - Our friend here doesn't know... 913 01:01:36,740 --> 01:01:39,379 ... much about men. Isn't that right, Filippo? 914 01:01:39,380 --> 01:01:42,339 The most important thing now is to not give in to them. 915 01:01:42,340 --> 01:01:46,059 - What do you mean? - So, you don't answer... 916 01:01:46,060 --> 01:01:49,139 ... the first phone call. For the second, you insult them. 917 01:01:49,140 --> 01:01:50,819 And the third, you start to... 918 01:01:50,820 --> 01:01:52,459 ... surrender, so as to give... 919 01:01:52,460 --> 01:01:53,779 ... them some encouragement. 920 01:01:53,780 --> 01:01:56,299 - Do you think? - Mariarosa, what are you doing? 921 01:01:56,300 --> 01:01:58,089 Nothing. 922 01:02:12,020 --> 01:02:15,339 What about the swap? 923 01:02:15,340 --> 01:02:19,099 No, it's better to forget about it. I've changed my mind, it's dishonest. 924 01:02:19,100 --> 01:02:21,779 And anyway, they are the ones that wanted to swap us! 925 01:02:21,780 --> 01:02:23,979 A token for the pay-phone, please. 926 01:02:24,420 --> 01:02:28,219 It's all my fault, anyway. I feel guilty enough as it is... 927 01:02:28,220 --> 01:02:31,179 - Do you realise that... - No. Let's call them. 928 01:02:31,180 --> 01:02:33,979 - No, I'll never call first. - No, I'll call first. 929 01:02:33,980 --> 01:02:36,539 - I'll ask for Marianna and then pass you the phone. - No! 930 01:02:36,540 --> 01:02:39,729 Don't be like this. You'll feel better for it. 931 01:02:41,540 --> 01:02:45,013 The men should always take the first step, you know. 932 01:02:45,220 --> 01:02:48,059 Can I have an ice cream? Put it on my tab, yeah? 933 01:02:48,060 --> 01:02:49,619 You care for Marianna like... 934 01:02:49,620 --> 01:02:52,854 ... I care for Didi. I'm calling them. 935 01:02:53,420 --> 01:02:55,699 One token won't be enough. 936 01:02:57,260 --> 01:03:00,219 - Why not? - Because you'll have to call at least 3 times. 937 01:03:00,220 --> 01:03:02,179 Another litre of milk. 938 01:03:02,180 --> 01:03:05,379 For the first they won't answer, the second they won't listen... 939 01:03:05,380 --> 01:03:08,779 ... and the third they'll give in. - Are you their confidante? 940 01:03:08,780 --> 01:03:12,619 - Yes. - When they told you, do you think they were serious? 941 01:03:12,620 --> 01:03:15,138 Very serious. Evening. 942 01:03:17,420 --> 01:03:20,739 Did you not hear her? We're not going to call them. 943 01:03:20,740 --> 01:03:23,849 We're going outside and they can go to hell. 944 01:03:23,980 --> 01:03:26,133 They think they're all that! 945 01:03:26,660 --> 01:03:29,059 But, what about the token? 946 01:03:29,060 --> 01:03:32,294 Throw it away, that way we don't get tempted. 947 01:03:34,620 --> 01:03:38,537 You know all about men, right? 948 01:03:40,060 --> 01:03:44,057 Look at that. See how they're calling us? 949 01:03:44,500 --> 01:03:47,139 And you call them men? 950 01:03:47,140 --> 01:03:50,454 They're becoming way too friendly. 951 01:03:58,660 --> 01:04:00,529 Look! 952 01:04:01,620 --> 01:04:03,899 He's going to call me. 953 01:04:04,220 --> 01:04:06,453 What makes you think he's going to call you? 954 01:04:09,420 --> 01:04:13,132 - What are you doing? At least wait for it to ring! - Right. 955 01:04:14,660 --> 01:04:20,614 Hello? No, it's Marianna. Here. 956 01:04:23,780 --> 01:04:28,778 Hello? And you even have the courage to call me? 957 01:04:29,180 --> 01:04:35,379 I'm down here and afraid. Afraid of... of everything. 958 01:04:35,380 --> 01:04:38,659 I'd have never expected something like that form you. 959 01:04:38,660 --> 01:04:43,897 But I did what I did because I was afraid. 960 01:04:44,580 --> 01:04:49,373 Afraid that I wouldn't... Wouldn't find the courage... 961 01:04:50,620 --> 01:04:54,099 The courage to... Wouldn't find the courage to... 962 01:04:54,100 --> 01:04:57,494 To forget that I was afraid. 963 01:04:58,420 --> 01:05:00,899 Come down, let me explain everything. 964 01:05:00,900 --> 01:05:05,375 I have to talk to you, to explain things. 965 01:05:05,940 --> 01:05:11,979 Things that I can't tell you over the telephone. Come down, please. 966 01:05:11,980 --> 01:05:14,259 I love you so much. 967 01:05:14,260 --> 01:05:16,209 What was that? 968 01:05:16,340 --> 01:05:19,495 I love you so much. 969 01:05:20,820 --> 01:05:24,896 - I love you so much. - What? 970 01:05:28,300 --> 01:05:33,059 I love you so much! Hearing problems, you see... 971 01:05:35,660 --> 01:05:39,213 - Come down. - I don't know if I will. 972 01:05:39,420 --> 01:05:43,619 - Maybe, maybe not. - I'm waiting for you. 973 01:05:43,620 --> 01:05:46,058 Wait, if you want to. 974 01:05:49,860 --> 01:05:52,819 "You're a female..." 975 01:05:52,820 --> 01:05:54,419 "You're the Queen of Hearts..." 976 01:05:54,420 --> 01:05:56,369 Are you going down? 977 01:05:56,660 --> 01:06:00,975 I could, since he wouldn't even dare jump me now. 978 01:06:01,300 --> 01:06:03,499 But I won't. 979 01:06:58,540 --> 01:07:00,534 Excuse me. 980 01:07:12,060 --> 01:07:13,929 May I? 981 01:07:24,500 --> 01:07:28,133 Just a moment, I'd like to make another telephone call. 982 01:07:28,340 --> 01:07:33,338 Thank you. Excuse me, can I have another token, please? 983 01:07:39,900 --> 01:07:43,612 - Be quick about it, please. - Yes, I won't be a minute. 984 01:07:53,940 --> 01:07:55,650 Thanks. 985 01:08:00,660 --> 01:08:02,495 Hello? 986 01:08:03,540 --> 01:08:07,491 No, it's still Marianna. 987 01:08:10,420 --> 01:08:12,289 It's for you. 988 01:08:14,820 --> 01:08:18,009 Couldn't you have told him that I'm not here? 989 01:08:20,700 --> 01:08:23,218 Hello, who is it? 990 01:08:23,540 --> 01:08:26,739 Ah, it's you. What do you want? 991 01:08:26,740 --> 01:08:29,259 Won't be a minute. Well, are you coming down? 992 01:08:29,260 --> 01:08:33,299 I don't know. Maybe, maybe not. 993 01:08:33,300 --> 01:08:36,409 But I've been waiting for 4 hours. 994 01:08:38,140 --> 01:08:41,090 No, they're closing up. 995 01:08:42,780 --> 01:08:47,129 Alright, I'll wait. Outside. I'll wait outside. 996 01:08:48,060 --> 01:08:52,978 Very well. Yes, I'm waiting. 997 01:08:55,500 --> 01:08:57,699 - Excuse me. - Good evening. 998 01:08:57,700 --> 01:08:59,933 - Good evening. - Good evening. 999 01:10:52,540 --> 01:10:56,539 Didi! Didi, wake up! 1000 01:10:56,540 --> 01:11:00,099 Oh, God! What's wrong? Are you sick? 1001 01:11:00,100 --> 01:11:02,253 Did you not go down? 1002 01:11:02,940 --> 01:11:05,179 You wake me up for this? 1003 01:11:05,180 --> 01:11:08,379 You can't make him wait, he's probably still there. 1004 01:11:08,380 --> 01:11:13,899 You don't know men, he'll be in bed snoring by now. Go to sleep! 1005 01:11:13,900 --> 01:11:17,772 No, he's not the type. I'm sure he's still there. 1006 01:11:18,340 --> 01:11:20,659 Alright, go and see. 1007 01:11:20,660 --> 01:11:25,169 If he's still there, I'll go down and forgive him for everything. 1008 01:11:26,820 --> 01:11:28,735 Is he there? 1009 01:11:29,260 --> 01:11:31,573 No, he's gone. 1010 01:11:34,340 --> 01:11:38,450 Marianna, I still have to teach you so much. 1011 01:12:53,060 --> 01:12:54,895 Professor! 1012 01:12:55,500 --> 01:12:58,739 Oh, Mariarosa... 1013 01:12:58,740 --> 01:13:01,179 No, not Coca-Cola in the morning! 1014 01:13:01,180 --> 01:13:04,979 There's warm coffee inside. I put sugar in, too. 1015 01:13:04,980 --> 01:13:07,338 Drink it like that, from the bottle. 1016 01:13:08,660 --> 01:13:10,973 Cold at night, isn't it? 1017 01:13:11,180 --> 01:13:14,499 - The things we do for love, eh? - Actually, it was already made. 1018 01:13:14,500 --> 01:13:18,779 - I just had to warm it up. - And it was all for nothing. 1019 01:13:18,780 --> 01:13:21,299 - She didn't even come down. - But I tried to tell you... 1020 01:13:21,300 --> 01:13:24,499 ... she wasn't coming down. I spent an hour up there with my handkerchief. 1021 01:13:24,500 --> 01:13:28,975 All those signals? I couldn't understand. 1022 01:13:29,100 --> 01:13:32,175 And besides, I deserve it. 1023 01:13:32,540 --> 01:13:35,339 When someone is lucky enough to get a girl like Didi... 1024 01:13:35,340 --> 01:13:37,334 Lucky you! 1025 01:13:38,220 --> 01:13:41,739 - Perhaps we're different... - Lucky you! 1026 01:13:43,020 --> 01:13:46,179 See, Didi is the complete girl. 1027 01:13:46,180 --> 01:13:49,859 Well, she can't cook, but... 1028 01:13:49,860 --> 01:13:51,888 She can't even boil an egg. 1029 01:13:53,340 --> 01:13:56,017 And she's never ironed as much as a tie. 1030 01:13:59,540 --> 01:14:03,259 Well, you know, for a man like me... 1031 01:14:03,260 --> 01:14:05,939 ... a cultured woman.... - Oh, yes! 1032 01:14:05,940 --> 01:14:08,379 She must be educated. 1033 01:14:08,380 --> 01:14:11,011 She must know everything. 1034 01:14:11,300 --> 01:14:14,216 That's why I've never seen her with a book in hand. 1035 01:14:14,740 --> 01:14:18,850 What could she read? She knows everything. I have to go to Mass. 1036 01:14:18,900 --> 01:14:22,019 - Mass? - It's 7 o'clock. 1037 01:14:22,020 --> 01:14:25,179 7 o'clock? I have to get back to the school. 1038 01:14:25,180 --> 01:14:27,179 - Professor! - Yes? - From tomorrow... 1039 01:14:27,180 --> 01:14:30,379 ... I'll wash and iron your shirts. - Very well. Bye. 1040 01:14:30,380 --> 01:14:32,613 And thanks for the coffee! 1041 01:14:43,660 --> 01:14:48,009 "My love, last night our three cows gave birth..." 1042 01:14:51,740 --> 01:14:56,579 Hello? No, she's not here. 1043 01:14:56,580 --> 01:14:58,574 Goodbye. 1044 01:14:58,980 --> 01:15:00,139 Who was that? 1045 01:15:00,140 --> 01:15:01,379 No one. 1046 01:15:01,380 --> 01:15:05,968 "I don't know, but in my dreams..." 1047 01:15:24,940 --> 01:15:29,096 Hey there, good to hear from you! How are you? 1048 01:15:29,420 --> 01:15:31,899 Thank God I found you. 1049 01:15:31,900 --> 01:15:35,498 I'm here in Rome, on business, as you say... 1050 01:15:37,300 --> 01:15:41,615 I have to see you. I can't tell you over the phone. 1051 01:15:41,700 --> 01:15:45,179 - I have to see you in person. - Alright, but hurry up. 1052 01:15:45,180 --> 01:15:47,299 I'm waiting for you, bye. 1053 01:15:49,900 --> 01:15:54,059 - Hello? - Hello, is Mr. Crispi there? 1054 01:15:54,060 --> 01:15:55,739 Hi, it's me. 1055 01:15:55,740 --> 01:15:58,899 You're never home these days. 1056 01:15:58,900 --> 01:16:03,379 Yes, I know... But you never called me. 1057 01:16:03,380 --> 01:16:07,699 Because I couldn't, I've had things to do. So, what is it? 1058 01:16:07,700 --> 01:16:10,092 You should know. 1059 01:16:10,220 --> 01:16:13,488 Anyway, I... 1060 01:16:13,900 --> 01:16:16,770 What have I done to you? 1061 01:16:17,940 --> 01:16:23,211 Yes, I'm sorry. I... 1062 01:16:23,940 --> 01:16:26,059 Don't say that! 1063 01:16:27,500 --> 01:16:32,259 Well, I didn't come up to your room because... 1064 01:16:32,260 --> 01:16:33,779 Because... 1065 01:16:33,780 --> 01:16:37,094 Well, do you want to marry an honest girl or a whor... 1066 01:16:38,460 --> 01:16:42,172 What? What are you saying? 1067 01:16:42,900 --> 01:16:45,213 Are you crazy?! 1068 01:16:45,340 --> 01:16:47,937 What was that? 1069 01:16:48,060 --> 01:16:50,539 I've never heard such filthy words! 1070 01:16:50,540 --> 01:16:52,099 What do you mean by that? 1071 01:16:52,100 --> 01:16:56,290 Well, I know them because... 1072 01:16:56,740 --> 01:17:00,179 You're a coward! You're a materialist! 1073 01:17:00,180 --> 01:17:04,059 You're a despicable being! But now it's over, understand? 1074 01:17:04,060 --> 01:17:07,420 This time it's over! It's over! 1075 01:17:37,620 --> 01:17:41,856 Don't take it so hard, Miss Marianna. May I? 1076 01:17:44,460 --> 01:17:49,099 If beg your pardon. It breaks my heart to see virtue so punished. 1077 01:17:49,100 --> 01:17:52,979 - But don't despair. - Did you hear what a disgusting materialist he is? 1078 01:17:52,980 --> 01:17:57,059 Exactly, but I say to you: "Virtue will always..." 1079 01:17:57,060 --> 01:18:00,139 "... be rewarded in the end." Look at me, Miss. 1080 01:18:00,140 --> 01:18:04,699 Why are all men only interested in the same thing? 1081 01:18:04,700 --> 01:18:08,499 Miss, does my smile not tell you anything? 1082 01:18:08,500 --> 01:18:11,659 Cirillino, when I'm an old spinster with no one left... 1083 01:18:11,660 --> 01:18:14,219 ... promise we'll get married. - Cirillino?! 1084 01:18:14,220 --> 01:18:16,579 This is Gaspare Florio, son of Assunta you're talking to! 1085 01:18:16,580 --> 01:18:19,219 - What do you want? - Most of the time... 1086 01:18:19,220 --> 01:18:23,019 ... I have to prove my honesty. But with you, I don't need to. 1087 01:18:23,020 --> 01:18:26,499 - Why? - Because you, Miss, after that telephone call I heard... 1088 01:18:26,500 --> 01:18:29,459 ... with my own ears, you must be innocent. - So what? 1089 01:18:29,460 --> 01:18:33,139 So get up. My mother will be very pleased to meet you. 1090 01:18:33,140 --> 01:18:35,739 - What do you want from me? - To marry you, Miss! 1091 01:18:35,740 --> 01:18:39,259 - Don't you understand? - I've just about had it! 1092 01:18:39,260 --> 01:18:44,459 You see me crying and you think I would sink that low? 1093 01:18:44,460 --> 01:18:48,859 Have you seen yourself? Take a look! 1094 01:18:48,860 --> 01:18:52,099 It's about substance, not appearance! 1095 01:18:52,100 --> 01:18:56,219 Your fianc� might be handsome, but he is a scoundrel. 1096 01:18:56,220 --> 01:18:59,459 Battista might be that way... 1097 01:18:59,460 --> 01:19:02,819 ... but he's a thousand times better than you! 1098 01:19:02,820 --> 01:19:08,699 And I love him, I don't want to lose him! 1099 01:19:08,700 --> 01:19:13,778 I don't want to lose him at any cost! Now I'm going there to make up! 1100 01:19:14,300 --> 01:19:17,011 - Who is it? Where? - Through there. 1101 01:19:24,940 --> 01:19:30,450 - Hi, Marianna. - Hi. I have to talk to you. 1102 01:19:30,460 --> 01:19:33,539 - Is that your room? - Yes, but let's sit here. 1103 01:19:33,540 --> 01:19:37,899 The owners are gossips. I mean, for you... 1104 01:19:37,900 --> 01:19:39,655 Very well. 1105 01:19:44,540 --> 01:19:47,012 Those ugly things you said... 1106 01:19:48,020 --> 01:19:51,653 I may have gone over the top, but it was true. Life is ugly. 1107 01:19:59,020 --> 01:20:01,499 - Look. - What record is this? 1108 01:20:01,500 --> 01:20:04,018 Look, do you remember? 1109 01:20:05,020 --> 01:20:08,380 What, you don't remember? 1110 01:20:09,940 --> 01:20:12,970 You don't remember that day in the booth? 1111 01:20:13,540 --> 01:20:15,898 You didn't even buy it. 1112 01:20:22,220 --> 01:20:25,329 So, I brought it to you. 1113 01:20:26,180 --> 01:20:28,208 Thank you, Darling. 1114 01:20:37,340 --> 01:20:41,530 Shall we listen to it again together? Close together? 1115 01:20:45,220 --> 01:20:47,533 I love you so much. 1116 01:20:47,780 --> 01:20:51,739 Of course, Darling. But my record player is broken. 1117 01:20:51,740 --> 01:20:55,771 - No, not here. - Right, where shall we go? 1118 01:20:55,900 --> 01:21:00,299 - I don't know, somewhere nice. - To the Grand Hotel! 1119 01:21:00,300 --> 01:21:04,179 No. On a boat ride! 1120 01:21:04,180 --> 01:21:08,699 - But it's night time. - And the stars are out. 1121 01:21:08,700 --> 01:21:13,698 Yes, on a boat ride, just like you wanted to do last Sunday. 1122 01:21:14,100 --> 01:21:18,176 Of course, Darling. And if we end up on the rocks... 1123 01:21:18,540 --> 01:21:20,739 Well, who cares? 1124 01:21:23,380 --> 01:21:26,659 - Who's that in your room? - No one. Perhaps I left... 1125 01:21:26,660 --> 01:21:29,539 ... the radio on. Here, I'll be right back. 1126 01:21:29,540 --> 01:21:32,092 I'll just turn it off. Stay there! 1127 01:21:32,900 --> 01:21:36,692 - Will you stop it with this radio? - What's going on? 1128 01:21:37,180 --> 01:21:39,499 See? I really did leave it on... 1129 01:21:39,500 --> 01:21:43,610 - My cousin. This is my fianc�e. - Nice to meet you, Miss. 1130 01:21:44,660 --> 01:21:49,658 - Happy now? - You can take your cousin on that boat ride! 1131 01:21:50,380 --> 01:21:52,454 Here! 1132 01:21:52,660 --> 01:21:55,894 Marianna, wait! I can explain! 1133 01:21:57,460 --> 01:21:59,979 God damn it! You had to come here tonight? 1134 01:21:59,980 --> 01:22:02,339 It isn't my fault that my client in Rome burnt his... 1135 01:22:02,340 --> 01:22:05,419 - You came to me for this? - Yes, because I need money... 1136 01:22:05,420 --> 01:22:08,659 ... to get back to the office. - Alright. 1137 01:22:08,660 --> 01:22:11,899 - Was that your fianc�e? - Yes! 1138 01:22:11,900 --> 01:22:15,019 - What a mess! - Right. - Give it here. 1139 01:22:15,020 --> 01:22:18,099 - All of it? - Yes, we'll settle things up in Milan. 1140 01:22:18,100 --> 01:22:21,419 Bye! Thanks, bye. 1141 01:22:21,420 --> 01:22:26,896 - Now that she's gone, can I stay? - No! Get out of here! 1142 01:22:27,220 --> 01:22:31,649 Damn it, what rotten luck! 1143 01:22:35,340 --> 01:22:38,619 If they ask for me, tell them I've gone to the laundrette. 1144 01:22:38,620 --> 01:22:40,330 Very well. 1145 01:22:47,420 --> 01:22:51,053 Professor! Professor! 1146 01:22:51,380 --> 01:22:53,619 - You made it. - I ran all the way. 1147 01:22:53,620 --> 01:22:56,259 - How come? - Because I know that you're... 1148 01:22:56,260 --> 01:22:58,939 ... the kind that doesn't like women to make him wait, right? 1149 01:22:58,940 --> 01:23:02,857 I just finished them. Feel that, they're still warm. 1150 01:23:03,300 --> 01:23:06,059 - Your heart is really beating. - Well, yeah. 1151 01:23:06,060 --> 01:23:08,373 I need to sit down. 1152 01:23:10,660 --> 01:23:12,495 Well? 1153 01:23:12,660 --> 01:23:15,099 Did you tell Didi that I tried calling her? 1154 01:23:15,100 --> 01:23:18,812 Of course I did. Come here, I'll tell you everything. 1155 01:23:26,980 --> 01:23:30,135 - Well? - I have her reply. - Give it here! 1156 01:23:35,220 --> 01:23:37,339 "My love..." 1157 01:23:39,700 --> 01:23:44,059 "My love, last night our three cows gave birth..." 1158 01:23:44,060 --> 01:23:47,259 - What is this? - The letter from my mother. 1159 01:23:47,260 --> 01:23:51,739 What do I care about your mother? I mean, it's nothing to do with me. 1160 01:23:51,740 --> 01:23:53,979 I want to know what Didi told you. 1161 01:23:53,980 --> 01:23:56,293 You must love Didi very much. 1162 01:23:56,820 --> 01:24:00,259 - Listen, is she at home now? - No, she went out. 1163 01:24:00,260 --> 01:24:01,299 Went out? 1164 01:24:01,300 --> 01:24:03,215 She went to the cinema. 1165 01:24:03,460 --> 01:24:04,579 The the cinema? 1166 01:24:04,580 --> 01:24:05,979 As soon as she heard... 1167 01:24:05,980 --> 01:24:07,219 ... that you had called... 1168 01:24:07,220 --> 01:24:09,055 ... she went to the cinema. 1169 01:24:09,220 --> 01:24:12,819 Professor! Will you read my mother's letter for me? 1170 01:24:12,820 --> 01:24:14,575 Ah, yes. 1171 01:24:16,300 --> 01:24:22,697 "My love, last night our three cows gave birth..." 1172 01:24:22,860 --> 01:24:25,571 "And as such, the stall is full." 1173 01:24:26,420 --> 01:24:31,213 "The grain, 80 quintals harvested from the 8 hectares we have..." 1174 01:24:31,460 --> 01:24:33,534 You have 8 hectares? 1175 01:24:35,860 --> 01:24:38,019 "Means that there's no need..." 1176 01:24:38,020 --> 01:24:39,579 "... for you to work anymore." 1177 01:24:39,580 --> 01:24:41,139 "You can even get married." 1178 01:24:41,140 --> 01:24:42,979 "As soon as you like." 1179 01:24:42,980 --> 01:24:45,139 "I'm happy that you've met a young man..." 1180 01:24:45,140 --> 01:24:47,089 "... that you like so much." 1181 01:24:47,300 --> 01:24:49,010 Good for you. 1182 01:24:52,900 --> 01:24:55,736 But, we didn't tell her that. 1183 01:24:55,980 --> 01:24:58,338 Mothers know everything. 1184 01:24:59,900 --> 01:25:01,894 Mothers, eh? 1185 01:25:01,980 --> 01:25:05,819 "A young man that you like so much. A shame he's already engaged..." 1186 01:25:05,820 --> 01:25:08,339 "... and to such an idiot..." 1187 01:25:08,340 --> 01:25:11,449 "... him being a professor and all." 1188 01:25:14,900 --> 01:25:17,379 - Mothers... - They know everything. 1189 01:25:17,380 --> 01:25:20,774 Yours seems to know so much. 1190 01:25:21,940 --> 01:25:24,739 "I'm sure you'll come home this year, once again..." 1191 01:25:24,740 --> 01:25:27,819 "... for the Saint Zopito celebration, which is tomorrow, Sunday." 1192 01:25:27,820 --> 01:25:31,699 "The train leaves at 10:27, Platform 5, you can't miss it." 1193 01:25:31,700 --> 01:25:35,899 Professor! Will you come? Why stay in Rome, anyway? 1194 01:25:35,900 --> 01:25:37,819 Miss Didi is mad at you. 1195 01:25:37,820 --> 01:25:40,212 - See, Mariarosa... - Yes? 1196 01:25:40,660 --> 01:25:46,295 I would come with you, if you didn't make so many mistakes. 1197 01:25:46,300 --> 01:25:48,692 What mistakes? 1198 01:25:48,740 --> 01:25:51,735 You wrote "Zopito" with two P's. 1199 01:25:52,420 --> 01:25:54,859 - That's not true. - Right. 1200 01:25:54,860 --> 01:25:57,571 You wrote it with one P, but you still wrote it. 1201 01:25:58,180 --> 01:26:00,208 Yes, I wrote it. 1202 01:26:00,540 --> 01:26:04,298 - Now give it here, I want to read all of it. - No. 1203 01:26:04,380 --> 01:26:05,939 Not now, I'm ashamed. 1204 01:26:05,940 --> 01:26:07,699 - But that's not Didi. - He must have two. 1205 01:26:07,700 --> 01:26:10,499 - He found another one. - A real Romeo, our professor! 1206 01:26:10,500 --> 01:26:11,979 - Time to give him a hand. - What are you doing? 1207 01:26:11,980 --> 01:26:13,815 Smashing the street lamp. 1208 01:26:15,860 --> 01:26:19,538 My kids, little delinquents... 1209 01:26:20,780 --> 01:26:24,617 Professor! Are you angry? 1210 01:26:25,020 --> 01:26:29,419 No. Actually, to tell the truth, I'm happy to discover that... 1211 01:26:29,420 --> 01:26:31,892 ... you know how to write. - Thank you. 1212 01:26:36,100 --> 01:26:39,619 Listen, you may as well just open your eyes. 1213 01:26:41,060 --> 01:26:44,699 - What do you mean? - What do you mean? 1214 01:26:44,700 --> 01:26:47,019 - Nothing. - Me neither. 1215 01:26:47,020 --> 01:26:50,254 I hope you don't think I'm in love with you! 1216 01:26:50,780 --> 01:26:53,859 - No, although... - Then you're mistaken! 1217 01:26:53,860 --> 01:26:56,179 Because I don't care about you! 1218 01:26:56,180 --> 01:26:58,459 You can have that simpering Miss Didi, if you like! 1219 01:26:58,460 --> 01:27:00,978 I know that you're in love with her. 1220 01:27:01,380 --> 01:27:05,650 And you can ask her to iron these, so she burns all of them! 1221 01:27:12,700 --> 01:27:17,288 Here he is! Professor! Come here. 1222 01:27:30,820 --> 01:27:32,699 Ferdinando, hi. 1223 01:27:32,700 --> 01:27:36,099 You look like a rag-man, what are you doing with all those shirts? 1224 01:27:36,100 --> 01:27:38,179 I just picked them up, they've been ironed. 1225 01:27:38,180 --> 01:27:42,419 - It doesn't look like it! - Would you iron them? 1226 01:27:42,420 --> 01:27:45,579 - I'd burn all of them. - If you'd like, I can... 1227 01:27:45,580 --> 01:27:49,019 No, of course not. I just wanted a quick word. 1228 01:27:49,020 --> 01:27:52,619 I'd like to visit the Palatine Hill tomorrow, will you take me? 1229 01:27:52,620 --> 01:27:54,569 Interesting. 1230 01:27:54,580 --> 01:27:57,859 - What are you doing here? - Sorry, but the professor forgot... 1231 01:27:57,860 --> 01:27:59,659 ... to give me his dirty shirts. 1232 01:27:59,660 --> 01:28:02,610 Yes. Because I iron them. 1233 01:28:04,060 --> 01:28:06,816 She irons them. 1234 01:28:07,460 --> 01:28:09,488 These, too. 1235 01:28:11,860 --> 01:28:15,539 - Well, will you take me? - Where? - The Palatine Hill. 1236 01:28:15,540 --> 01:28:18,539 - Ah, yes. - Reverend, did you know that the Saint Zopito... 1237 01:28:18,540 --> 01:28:21,459 ... celebration is tomorrow? - Saint Zopito? - Yes. 1238 01:28:21,460 --> 01:28:24,579 It's an annual celebration in my village. Ah, Professor! 1239 01:28:24,580 --> 01:28:26,699 Tomorrow I can't bring the shirts. I'm going home, you see. 1240 01:28:26,700 --> 01:28:29,855 There's the celebration. I promised, and a promise... 1241 01:28:29,900 --> 01:28:32,619 AS you can see, I'm being generous. Seeing that Maometto... 1242 01:28:32,620 --> 01:28:35,299 ... hasn't gone to the mountains. - But, I called your house... 1243 01:28:35,300 --> 01:28:37,659 ... so many times, Didi. You're the one who wasn't there. 1244 01:28:37,660 --> 01:28:40,371 - What? You called me? - Yes. 1245 01:28:40,460 --> 01:28:45,139 But no one told me anything. Who did you speak to? 1246 01:28:45,140 --> 01:28:47,819 - I don't know. - You don't know? 1247 01:28:47,820 --> 01:28:50,699 - Was it a man or a woman's voice? - It was... 1248 01:28:50,700 --> 01:28:54,139 It was a man. A man's voice, yes. 1249 01:28:54,140 --> 01:28:56,214 That's strange. 1250 01:28:57,020 --> 01:28:59,219 Well, I'm going. 1251 01:28:59,220 --> 01:29:02,299 - Goodbye, Reverend. Thank you for everything. - Of course. 1252 01:29:02,300 --> 01:29:05,339 - I've wanted to meet you for some time. - You're very kind. Goodbye. 1253 01:29:05,340 --> 01:29:06,579 - Goodbye. - Bye. 1254 01:29:06,580 --> 01:29:09,655 - Bye. - Let's go, Mariarosa. 1255 01:29:13,740 --> 01:29:16,659 I'll see you tomorrow at 11, then. Bye! 1256 01:29:16,660 --> 01:29:19,099 - Bye. - Good evening, Reverend. 1257 01:29:19,100 --> 01:29:20,855 My child. 1258 01:29:26,700 --> 01:29:30,776 - Do you like her? - Which one? 1259 01:29:31,140 --> 01:29:35,216 You know, the one... 1260 01:29:35,700 --> 01:29:38,092 I thought you meant the other one. 1261 01:29:42,860 --> 01:29:46,459 The very moment he saw me! He started crying... 1262 01:29:46,460 --> 01:29:49,259 ... begging me not to leave. I felt so sorry for him... 1263 01:29:49,260 --> 01:29:52,219 ... that in the end I said: "Very well, I forgive you." 1264 01:29:52,220 --> 01:29:55,499 - Battista is here! - Who? - Battista! 1265 01:29:55,500 --> 01:30:00,139 - I don't want to see him. - Please talk to her, Desdemona... 1266 01:30:00,140 --> 01:30:02,859 - Didi, if you don't mind. - Please, I don't have time! 1267 01:30:02,860 --> 01:30:04,699 I have so much to do! 1268 01:30:04,700 --> 01:30:06,779 - Yes, we know. - I'm just so busy! 1269 01:30:06,780 --> 01:30:11,289 I told you he would come. Now get up, don't be silly. 1270 01:30:11,900 --> 01:30:14,338 Marianna, get up! 1271 01:30:14,940 --> 01:30:18,019 - Well? - I have nothing to say! - I know, but if he came... 1272 01:30:18,020 --> 01:30:21,380 ... he must have something to say. - Leave me in peace! 1273 01:30:22,660 --> 01:30:26,532 But if you don't make up with him, how will you make him pay? 1274 01:30:26,620 --> 01:30:28,773 Put your slippers on. 1275 01:30:32,740 --> 01:30:34,973 Come on, you can do it. 1276 01:30:38,020 --> 01:30:41,339 Boo! Hands up! 1277 01:30:41,340 --> 01:30:44,415 - Come on, laugh! Still mad? - Yes! 1278 01:30:44,540 --> 01:30:46,459 - Shall we make up? - No! 1279 01:30:46,460 --> 01:30:48,899 - Shall we go for a boat ride? - No! 1280 01:30:48,900 --> 01:30:52,578 - Let's go for a boat ride. - Go with that other woman! 1281 01:30:53,220 --> 01:30:55,299 Marianna, I'll really go. 1282 01:30:55,300 --> 01:30:59,376 - Marianna, I'll really go. - Then go, go, go! 1283 01:31:00,020 --> 01:31:02,651 Marianna, I'm going. 1284 01:31:08,500 --> 01:31:12,610 - Go! - I'm going! 1285 01:31:17,940 --> 01:31:21,179 At Sacrofano there's a restaurant inside a cave. 1286 01:31:21,180 --> 01:31:25,299 It's a fashionable place, we could eat there. 1287 01:31:25,300 --> 01:31:27,859 They make a wonderful Chicken Cacciatora. 1288 01:31:27,860 --> 01:31:31,379 Miss Carlotta, you always have the very best ideas. 1289 01:31:31,380 --> 01:31:33,859 Besides, life is made up of these little things. 1290 01:31:33,860 --> 01:31:37,299 The pleasures of the palate, a nice comfortable house. 1291 01:31:37,300 --> 01:31:39,939 Exactly, and young people don't understand such things. 1292 01:31:39,940 --> 01:31:43,659 - Bye, Marianna, we're off! - Auntie, I'm coming with you. 1293 01:31:43,660 --> 01:31:48,019 - You'll only get bored, Darling. - Please, Auntie... 1294 01:31:48,020 --> 01:31:49,619 Take me to the coast, to Fiumicino. 1295 01:31:49,620 --> 01:31:52,219 Actually, we're going to Sacrofano. 1296 01:31:52,220 --> 01:31:54,379 Battista has gone out on a boat ride with his cousin. 1297 01:31:54,380 --> 01:31:57,499 - Well, if it's his cousin... - She's not that kind of cousin! 1298 01:31:57,500 --> 01:31:59,619 Then why didn't you make up with him? 1299 01:32:02,700 --> 01:32:06,339 So, last Sunday you come with those two idiots. 1300 01:32:06,340 --> 01:32:09,449 Today you bring you're whole family. 1301 01:32:23,220 --> 01:32:27,779 I want to know why you're on a boat ride with that woman. 1302 01:32:27,780 --> 01:32:30,019 If you're mad about it, then I'm sure you know. 1303 01:32:30,020 --> 01:32:32,572 And besides, you told me to. 1304 01:32:32,980 --> 01:32:35,099 You made me angry. 1305 01:32:35,940 --> 01:32:38,699 - Forgive me. - Who's that? Ah, it's you. 1306 01:32:38,700 --> 01:32:40,379 What is it? 1307 01:32:40,380 --> 01:32:44,259 - You would be the cousin of the gentleman? - Yes. 1308 01:32:44,260 --> 01:32:46,699 - Lucky him. - Why? 1309 01:32:46,700 --> 01:32:51,652 Because I've never had such a lovely cousin myself. 1310 01:32:54,420 --> 01:32:55,939 Look. 1311 01:32:55,940 --> 01:32:59,979 Why did you bring this, to listen to with her? 1312 01:32:59,980 --> 01:33:04,699 No, with you! But, since you weren't coming... 1313 01:33:04,700 --> 01:33:07,859 - Miss? - What is it? 1314 01:33:07,860 --> 01:33:10,339 - You are a Miss? - Of course. 1315 01:33:10,340 --> 01:33:13,059 From the city, or the country? 1316 01:33:13,060 --> 01:33:17,659 Well, to be honest, I was born in Veneto. 1317 01:33:17,660 --> 01:33:20,899 But my profession means I'm based in Milan. Anything else? 1318 01:33:20,900 --> 01:33:22,859 Not for the moment, thanks. 1319 01:33:22,860 --> 01:33:25,379 I hate being left alone when in a group of people! 1320 01:33:25,380 --> 01:33:29,331 - I find it very rude! - You're right, Auntie. 1321 01:33:31,340 --> 01:33:37,373 All because of you and your whims! 1322 01:33:41,300 --> 01:33:44,939 - Auntie! Are you seasick? - A bit. 1323 01:33:44,940 --> 01:33:46,579 Tell him to go slowly! 1324 01:33:46,580 --> 01:33:48,099 Slow down! 1325 01:33:48,100 --> 01:33:51,579 - Let go of me! - My Aunt feels sick! 1326 01:33:51,580 --> 01:33:54,659 - Alright, alright... - Stop! 1327 01:33:54,660 --> 01:33:57,849 - Shall we dance? - Let go, I said! 1328 01:33:59,180 --> 01:34:02,299 - Let's go back! - I feel awful! 1329 01:34:02,300 --> 01:34:05,379 - Don't worry! - Enough, I want to get off! 1330 01:34:05,380 --> 01:34:07,693 - Stop! - Enough! 1331 01:34:09,380 --> 01:34:11,374 Thanks for coming, Sir! 1332 01:34:13,220 --> 01:34:14,659 So, who is this guy? 1333 01:34:14,660 --> 01:34:16,539 Don't think about it, he won't give you a lira. 1334 01:34:16,540 --> 01:34:18,819 Thanks, have fun. 1335 01:34:18,980 --> 01:34:22,339 - Bye, Auntie! - Goodbye, be careful! 1336 01:34:22,340 --> 01:34:24,175 Okay, bye! 1337 01:34:28,740 --> 01:34:31,735 - Enjoy yourselves! - Thanks! 1338 01:34:37,980 --> 01:34:41,099 Finally alone, you and I between sea and sky. 1339 01:34:41,100 --> 01:34:43,049 Between sea and sky. 1340 01:34:44,900 --> 01:34:48,019 Why don't you take that off? It's so hot, don't you think? 1341 01:34:48,020 --> 01:34:50,219 You're right, it's hot. 1342 01:35:05,420 --> 01:35:08,290 - Do you love me? - So much. 1343 01:35:11,140 --> 01:35:13,453 - You scoundrel! - Help! 1344 01:35:14,380 --> 01:35:16,739 Oh, God! He's drowning! Battista! 1345 01:35:16,740 --> 01:35:19,299 - Help! Save me! - What should I do? 1346 01:35:19,300 --> 01:35:22,179 - Come back! - Wait! 1347 01:35:22,180 --> 01:35:24,379 - Help! - What should I press? 1348 01:35:24,380 --> 01:35:29,059 I don't know! Turn around! Quick! Help! 1349 01:35:29,060 --> 01:35:33,019 I'll marry you! 1350 01:35:33,020 --> 01:35:36,419 It might be that we've only known each other for a few hours... 1351 01:35:36,420 --> 01:35:41,099 ... but that doesn't matter to love! - Yeah, I know all about that. 1352 01:35:41,100 --> 01:35:42,899 You might be in love... 1353 01:35:42,900 --> 01:35:45,059 ... but you didn't like the idea of paying for oysters. 1354 01:35:45,060 --> 01:35:47,739 What oysters? I said I'd buy you a coffee. 1355 01:35:47,740 --> 01:35:50,659 - Right. - And I said that we could just get one... 1356 01:35:50,660 --> 01:35:53,619 ... back at mine... - Where, I'm sure... 1357 01:35:53,620 --> 01:35:56,219 ... there is a beautiful and comfortable sofa. 1358 01:35:56,220 --> 01:35:59,899 Well then, Mother of God, my words aren't worth a thing? 1359 01:35:59,900 --> 01:36:01,610 No. 1360 01:36:03,100 --> 01:36:06,259 And if I swear upon the person I hold dearest? 1361 01:36:06,260 --> 01:36:09,459 Swear on who you want, but I'm not coming up with you. 1362 01:36:09,460 --> 01:36:13,099 I am Gaspare Florio, son of Assunta and if you don't... 1363 01:36:13,100 --> 01:36:15,659 ... come up for a coffee, after everything I've said.... 1364 01:36:15,660 --> 01:36:18,659 ... you will not only offend me, but also the person... 1365 01:36:18,660 --> 01:36:22,299 ... I would have sworn on: My own mother. 1366 01:36:22,300 --> 01:36:27,499 Listen here, Gasparino. I'm Mimma of Milan. 1367 01:36:27,500 --> 01:36:30,899 I'm sorry about your mother, but I'm not coming up there... 1368 01:36:30,900 --> 01:36:33,619 ... even if you pick me up and carry me. Got it? Bye. 1369 01:36:33,620 --> 01:36:36,539 Very well. You won't see me again. 1370 01:36:36,540 --> 01:36:42,778 - I'm sure I'll manage. Bye! - Stop! Don't move! 1371 01:36:43,580 --> 01:36:45,899 - Saintly, you are! - What are you doing? 1372 01:36:45,900 --> 01:36:49,459 - Don't say a word, come with me. - Where? - Quiet. 1373 01:36:49,460 --> 01:36:51,099 - In the car? - Don't say anything. 1374 01:36:51,100 --> 01:36:53,699 - Where are you taking me? - To the station! 1375 01:36:53,700 --> 01:36:56,138 My mother will be here in half an hour. 1376 01:36:56,420 --> 01:36:58,539 Where have you been? I looked everywhere! 1377 01:36:58,540 --> 01:37:03,049 I've finally she who is worthy of marrying Gaspare Florio... 1378 01:37:04,340 --> 01:37:07,096 And his mother Assunta! 1379 01:37:28,900 --> 01:37:32,139 - Good morning. - Professor! I didn't think... 1380 01:37:32,140 --> 01:37:35,259 - Think what? - That you were coming. - When I make a promise... 1381 01:37:35,260 --> 01:37:37,619 Yes, but you also said that you were going to the Palatine Hill. 1382 01:37:37,620 --> 01:37:40,419 At the Palatine Hill I wouldn't be able to uncover your lies. 1383 01:37:40,420 --> 01:37:42,335 What lies? 1384 01:37:42,980 --> 01:37:45,739 Why didn't you tell Miss Didi that I called her so often? 1385 01:37:45,740 --> 01:37:47,575 Because I didn't. 1386 01:37:49,460 --> 01:37:55,015 - Did you have a strong reason? - Very strong. 1387 01:37:56,900 --> 01:38:00,658 - Very well, I see. - Where are you going? 1388 01:38:03,140 --> 01:38:05,419 To look for another compartment. There's no room here. 1389 01:38:05,420 --> 01:38:08,575 - No, I was saving you a seat. - Hold on. 1390 01:38:20,980 --> 01:38:25,853 - When will the other travelers be back? - What travelers? 1391 01:38:25,940 --> 01:38:28,339 - All this stuff... - This is all my stuff. 1392 01:38:28,340 --> 01:38:30,299 That way we're alone, see? 1393 01:38:30,300 --> 01:38:33,779 I've got some nice cheese here if you're hungry. 1394 01:38:33,780 --> 01:38:37,019 Miss Carlotta has it sent all the way from Abruzzo. 1395 01:38:37,020 --> 01:38:39,979 What did you tell Miss Carlotta? 1396 01:38:39,980 --> 01:38:43,699 - I wrote her a letter. - You'll be in trouble when you go back. 1397 01:38:43,700 --> 01:38:47,579 - No, because I'm not going back. - Are you looking for another job? 1398 01:38:47,580 --> 01:38:52,419 - I don't need a job. - So you're not going back... 1399 01:38:52,420 --> 01:38:54,659 ... to the village just to watch the Saint Zopito celebration. 1400 01:38:54,660 --> 01:38:58,213 Do you think I'd spend all this money just for Saint Zopito? 1401 01:38:59,780 --> 01:39:02,411 So, that's another lie. 1402 01:39:03,860 --> 01:39:09,415 Yes, but always because of that strong reason. 1403 01:39:10,020 --> 01:39:13,334 And you? Do you have a reason, too? 1404 01:39:13,860 --> 01:39:16,093 - Mariarosa. - Yes? 1405 01:39:16,220 --> 01:39:21,059 Today I'm coming to your house to speak with your mother, and... 1406 01:39:21,060 --> 01:39:24,699 ... I'll tell her we're getting married. Are you surprised? 1407 01:39:24,700 --> 01:39:26,455 I knew it. 1408 01:39:28,100 --> 01:39:31,892 - Well, it will be a nice surprise for your mother. - She knows, too. 1409 01:39:32,180 --> 01:39:35,335 - Who told her? - I sent her a telegram. 1410 01:39:36,580 --> 01:39:41,896 - Mariarosa, do you know what I'll do now? - Yes. You'll give me a kiss. 1411 01:39:41,900 --> 01:39:45,976 No, you're mistaken. I'll give you two. 1412 01:39:50,580 --> 01:39:53,259 It's all wet. 1413 01:39:53,260 --> 01:39:56,499 Here, use this. 1414 01:39:56,500 --> 01:40:00,179 - Thank you. - Try to calm down, please. 1415 01:40:00,180 --> 01:40:03,419 Dumping me like this, for a maid! 1416 01:40:03,420 --> 01:40:05,659 Listen to me, I've heard lots of confessions from men. 1417 01:40:05,660 --> 01:40:09,293 Maid or Duchess, it really doesn't matter. 1418 01:40:09,540 --> 01:40:11,859 - Handkerchief. - I already gave you it. 1419 01:40:11,860 --> 01:40:16,539 Are you sure you love him to the point of crying? 1420 01:40:16,540 --> 01:40:20,979 Well, I'm crying! I don't cry very often. 1421 01:40:20,980 --> 01:40:25,419 Yes, but it's not always the same. Can I ask you a question? 1422 01:40:25,420 --> 01:40:26,899 - Question? - Yes. 1423 01:40:26,900 --> 01:40:29,819 Go ahead, if you like. But it's useless, he's gone. 1424 01:40:29,820 --> 01:40:34,179 No, I mean, have you ever shown jealousy towards your fianc�? 1425 01:40:34,180 --> 01:40:39,178 - Yes, I once gave him a slap. - Why? 1426 01:40:39,260 --> 01:40:42,819 I found him kissing my best friend. 1427 01:40:42,820 --> 01:40:46,699 - Yes. - Then that slap was justified. 1428 01:40:46,700 --> 01:40:49,379 I think that if he had fallen in love with your friend... 1429 01:40:49,380 --> 01:40:51,339 ... rather than with Mariarosa... 1430 01:40:51,340 --> 01:40:53,499 ... then you would be less upset. 1431 01:40:53,500 --> 01:40:56,379 Of course, it might have been easier to take. 1432 01:40:56,380 --> 01:40:59,739 Therefore, it can't have been real jealousy... 1433 01:40:59,740 --> 01:41:03,299 ... so you didn't really love him. - But I have a knot in my chest! 1434 01:41:03,300 --> 01:41:09,339 That's because he's gone, as you say. But it will pass. 1435 01:41:09,340 --> 01:41:13,339 Then why did I forgive him? I did so much to please him. 1436 01:41:13,340 --> 01:41:15,859 I ate carrots like a horse, made my face up every night... 1437 01:41:15,860 --> 01:41:18,059 ... like a mummy. Nothing. 1438 01:41:18,060 --> 01:41:21,939 He told me that he liked it, but he never showed it... 1439 01:41:21,940 --> 01:41:25,049 And in what way was he supposed to show it? 1440 01:41:25,580 --> 01:41:29,979 I don't know. Of course, I'd have confessed. 1441 01:41:29,980 --> 01:41:33,819 - Good. Now I understand. - But, what? 1442 01:41:33,820 --> 01:41:36,499 Your penance is merited. You deserved it. 1443 01:41:36,500 --> 01:41:38,579 - Why? - Because you made mistakes! 1444 01:41:38,580 --> 01:41:40,899 I've done nothing wrong! What mistakes? 1445 01:41:40,900 --> 01:41:43,659 I can tell you one. Spend less time trying to please men... 1446 01:41:43,660 --> 01:41:48,339 ... and more understanding them. - Perhaps you're right. 1447 01:41:50,260 --> 01:41:53,099 - You're very kind, you know? - Thanks. As I was saying... 1448 01:41:53,100 --> 01:41:56,419 - Did you study to be a priest? - As I was saying, when... 1449 01:41:56,420 --> 01:41:59,739 ... your fianc�... - Ex. - Anyway, Ferdinando... 1450 01:41:59,740 --> 01:42:03,179 - Yes, ex. - When he took you to see museums, ruins... 1451 01:42:03,180 --> 01:42:05,699 ... were you bored? - To death. 1452 01:42:05,700 --> 01:42:09,139 See? You didn't love him. When you really love someone... 1453 01:42:09,140 --> 01:42:13,057 ... you try to enjoy all the things the other enjoys, too. 1454 01:42:13,060 --> 01:42:16,739 Yes. Do you really like all these piles of rubble? 1455 01:42:16,740 --> 01:42:18,529 Rubble? 1456 01:42:19,500 --> 01:42:22,059 - Those are the remains of the Palace of Augustus. - Interesting. 1457 01:42:22,060 --> 01:42:26,219 Where the emperor lived. That is the Hippodrome of Domitian. 1458 01:42:26,220 --> 01:42:29,339 Built in the... But now I'm boring you. 1459 01:42:29,340 --> 01:42:33,019 - No, I find it so interesting! - Oh, really? - Very much. 1460 01:42:33,020 --> 01:42:36,653 The Hippodrome of Domitian was used for the games of... 1461 01:42:40,540 --> 01:42:45,731 Listen, you can ask a tour guide if you're that interested! 1462 01:42:46,180 --> 01:42:47,779 Good day! 1463 01:42:47,780 --> 01:42:49,899 But, Reverend! 1464 01:42:51,100 --> 01:42:53,413 And he tells me to be nice. 1465 01:43:02,140 --> 01:43:05,613 Your handkerchief! Reverend! 1466 01:43:06,900 --> 01:43:08,499 A stone upon which... 1467 01:43:08,500 --> 01:43:10,539 ... an inscription was found that says... 1468 01:43:10,540 --> 01:43:12,859 ... "Ippodromus Palazzi". This gives us the impression... 1469 01:43:12,860 --> 01:43:16,939 ... that the area was created for games involving horses... 1470 01:43:16,940 --> 01:43:20,019 ... with chariots, racing events. Here we find ourselves... 1471 01:43:20,020 --> 01:43:22,699 ... looking at the remains of the Severian... - Excuse me. 1472 01:43:22,700 --> 01:43:24,819 - Sorry about that, Miss. - Not at all! 1473 01:43:24,820 --> 01:43:27,979 The remains of the Severian aqueduct, that takes its name... 1474 01:43:27,980 --> 01:43:30,779 ... from emperor Septimus Severus, who built it... 1475 01:43:30,780 --> 01:43:33,659 Well, the complex was built by Domitian... 1476 01:43:33,660 --> 01:43:36,559 ... but Severus adapted it for thermal use. 1477 01:43:36,560 --> 01:43:39,819 But how do we know this, you ask? 1478 01:43:39,820 --> 01:43:42,179 Well, from the holes in the wall... 1479 01:43:42,180 --> 01:43:45,699 ... from the raised ground that was required... 1480 01:43:45,700 --> 01:43:48,491 ... for the heating... 1481 01:43:49,140 --> 01:43:51,739 Are you interested in these things, Miss? 1482 01:43:51,740 --> 01:43:57,853 Oh, ruins? Very much! 1483 01:43:57,900 --> 01:44:01,339 Ah, good. Well done. Very good. 1484 01:44:01,340 --> 01:44:07,219 Boys, let's have another look at the Hippodrome of Domitian. 1485 01:44:07,220 --> 01:44:11,019 Yes, this vast arena that was used for races and games. 1486 01:44:11,020 --> 01:44:14,379 And now we move on to the Circus Maximus. 1487 01:44:14,380 --> 01:44:17,539 Come along, boys. Anyway, the Circus Maximus... 1488 01:44:17,540 --> 01:44:20,419 ... this, too... This place was... 1489 01:44:20,420 --> 01:44:22,979 Go on then, run along and have a good look at the... 1490 01:44:22,980 --> 01:44:25,459 ... at the Circus Maximus! 1491 01:44:25,460 --> 01:44:29,889 For me, the Circus Maximus... Please, after you.121137