Original subtitles

[theme music playing]

[keyboard clacking]

Working from home sure is nice.

[sighs]

[telephone ringing]

[mumbles] Hello... Yes.

[boss] Porky, I need those numbers right now!

On the double, boss.

I've got those numbers right here.

-They're 24... eh, 500-- -[engine whirring]

-[engine stops] -[boss] What was that?

Oh, uh...

-Twenty-four... [mumbles] -[engine whirring]

-[engine stops] -[boss] What?

[engine revving]

Oh, no.

The gardener.

[boss] What?

[chuckles nervously]

Uh, can you give me one sec, boss?

Excuse me, but--

[spits]

Uh, could you please turn that down

just for a few minutes?

[engine whirring]

Sir? Excuse me, sir?

[coughs]

[wheezing]

[yells] Hey?

[engine whirring loudly]

[imperceptible]

[engine stops]

[engine starts]

Uh, hey, boss. Please stay on the line.

[mumbles] I'll be right back... Give me a minute.

[boss] What?

[crashes]

[engine starts]

Oh.

Whoo!

[boss] Porky!

Oh, yes, I'm still here, boss.

Yes. The numbers, right. [mumbles indistinctly]

Uh, 490--

[warbling]

[growls]

Yeah, give me a few more seconds, boss.

[boss] What?

Ah-ha!

Mmm.

[engine whirring]

[thumping]

[thudding]

[boss] Porky.

I need those numbers.

[mumbles] Sorry, boss.

Hold on for a just a few more-- [mutters indistinctly]

[boss] What?

-[thuds] -[Porky grunting]

[exhales]

Yeesh.

[grunts in frustration]

Just one more minute, boss.

I have to... [mumbles] Break some wind!

[boss] What?

All done.

A leaf-free lawn is a happy lawn.

I always...

[screaming]

[screaming]

[yelping]

[crashes]

[sputters] There.

[grunts]

Uh, sir?

[mumbles] Still there?

[motor whirring loudly]

[boss] Porky!

[mumbles] I'm sorry, I'm in a...

A wind tunnel--

[boss] Porky!

Hey, thanks a lot, pal.

Now I got to do the whole yard again.

[engine starts]

[boss] Porky!

[mumbles] Yes, boss?

[boss] I need those numbers!

Uh, you know what, sir?

I... I quit!

[stammers] There enough lawn for one more?

You bet.

And this is the kind of job where it's okay if you blow it.

[both laughing]

[theme music playing]

[audience applauding]

I, the great Daffini,

will perform amazing feats of prestidigitation

For this trick, I shall need a volunteer.

Huh? What? When? Where? How?

Thank you for volunteering, my good sir.

Now, let's get started, shall we?

Whoo-hoo!

For those with weak constitutions,

you may want to watch some other cartoon.

[metal clanging]

[mumbles] Very funny.

Now... [stammers] put me back the way I was.

All right, all right.

[metal clanging]

Well, I did say, I'd show you "amazing feets",

didn't I?

[theme music playing]

[narrator] Once upon a time, there were three bears.

A Papa Bear, a Mama Bear

and a Baby Bear.

Uh, Pa is taking us to the movies.

Well, come on, we don't want to miss the previews.

[munching]

Oh, Henry,

did you remember to lock the house?

Yes.

Did you lock the car?

Yes.

-Did you turn the oven off? -No.

Listen, we're here to watch a movie

and I don't want to hear another peep until it's over.

[grunting]

Yes, dear.

Now, let's find our seats.

Uh, do not worry, Pa.

I will find our seats.

-Ah-ha! -[objects clattering]

Uh, look, Pa. I found our seats.

They are good seats, too.

[grunts]

Put those down, you lack wit.

Sorry, Pa.

Should I get more popcorn, Henry?

[grunts]

[grunts and huffs]

[yelps] Who turned out the lights?

Who turned out the lights?

I am scared.

[Pa grunting]

Pa, are you scared of the dark, too?

Will you shut up and eat your candy?

Oh, right.

[chomping]

Gosh, these new special effects,

sure are lifelike, huh, Pa?

[grunting]

And in 3D, too.

[laughs softly]

[grunts]

Oh!

I get it. [chuckles]

[laughing]

[bell dings]

[grunts]

-[man on film] Martha, my darling, I have returned. -[woman] Oh, Johnathan.

Now we can be together forever.

Oh, Henry. [chuckles]

Does that remind you of anyone?

No, now shh.

I'm trying to watch the movie.

[man] Now, what I'm about to tell you is of utmost importance

and I'm only going to tell you

this important bit of information--

-[munching loudly] -[man continues indistinctly]

...and I suppose if you didn't hear me the first time,

I'll repeat this very important message again.

-[munching loudly] -[man continues indistinctly]

[coughing]

[clears throat]

[man] All righty, just one more time then.

Everything from this point forward

is dependent on this one important piece of information.

-[rustling] -[man continues indistinctly]

[smacks lips]

Pa. Hey, Pa!

Uh, I'm thirsty.

Fine. Just get out of here.

Pa. Hey, Pa!

I cannot go alone.

It's dark.

[slurping loudly]

[smacks lips]

[hiccups] Uh-oh.

Pa. Hey, Pa! Pa! Hey, Pa!

Uh, I gotta go to the little bear's room.

Pa?

[grunting]

Uh, I am hungry again.

[panting]

What did I miss?

Oh, um...

I wasn't paying attention, Henry.

Hey, Pa.

[grunts] What?

Thank you, Pa.

[telephone ringing]

Hello.

Oh, hi, Harriet. How are you?

No, I'm just here watching a movie.

It's all right, but it's not like the other one.

Shh. You're gonna get us kicked out.

[Ma] You know, the one with the lizard people on the plane.

[Junior snoring]

[Ma] Oh, my...

Mmm-hmm.

-Mmm-hmm. -[snoring]

-[snoring continues] -[Ma] You don't say.

[yells] Will you just be quiet!

I just want to watch the movie in peace

-and all you two are doing is-- -[audience members] Shh.

You're ruining the movie.

[manager] Excuse me, sir, but you're making a disturbance.

[objects clattering]

[theme music playing]

[theme music playing]

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