Original subtitles

[theme music playing]

? Do, do, do, do, do, dooo, Dotey, doo, do, do ?

Well, at least sewers are all you can eat.

[Granny humming a tune]

Ah, I always did want to eat at one of those casino buffets.

Feelin' wucky tonight, Dwanny?

I sure am, Tweety.

I got my lucky pet and my lucky horseshoe.

Mwah!

Ooh, I tawt I taw a puddy cat!

I did, I did taw another puddy tat!

Just one more puddy tat.

[triumphant music playing]

[gasps] Whoo-hoo!

We hit the jackpot, Tweety!

[bell rings]

What should we do with our winnings, Dwanny?

Oh, Granny's feeling hot.

Let's play some roulette.

Put it all on red, please.

Look at me.

I'm keeping it "wheel".

[Sylvester] Wheely delicious that is.

No more bets.

[Sylvester slurps]

It's time to spin to win.

Would ya wook at dat!

It landed on wed! Uh, red!

It weewy is our wucky day!

[dealer] Another winner.

Wow, Dwanny,

you're reawwy stackin' 'em high!

We're not done yet, Tweety!

Granny's gotta roll them bones!

[laughs mischievously]

Another winner!

I think her luck's about to change!

Wemme give 'em a good wuck bwow, Dwanny!

[inhales deeply]

[blows]

I've been bwessed with stwong lungs.

[Sylvester] Uh-oh. Snake eyes.

Oh, dear!

Too bad. So sad.

Mmm...

[laughs maliciously]

That's him, gentlemen. That's the scoundrel.

[chuckles nervously]

Beggin' your pardon,

but, uh, it's against house policies

to impersonate a dealer.

Yeah.

And cheatin' ain't nice neither.

[goon 1] These will go back to the nice old lady,

thank you very much.

Hmph!

[goon 2] Not so fast, cat.

On behalf of the casino management,

I would like to offer youse a complimentary swim

in our lovely swimming pool.

[Sylvester screaming]

Joke's on them! I missed the pool.

Grabbing that canary has proven to be a crapshoot.

Luckily, I've got an ace up my sleeve.

Wead 'em and weep, boys!

[grumbling]

Ah, ya play a mean game, Granny.

Care to test your skills against me?

You're on, stranger.

Careful, Dwanny!

I don't wike the wook in his eyes!

[slurps]

Don't worry, Tweety.

I can read this newbie like a book.

Take that! Three of a kind!

Aw, really?

Well, all I got is a royal flush.

Oh, my!

You're not cashing out yet, are ya, puh-puh-puh-pumpkin?

Just keep those cards a comin', sonny!

This ain't over!

[yawns]

Dwanny, stop!

It's time to throw in the towel.

Oh, you're right, Tweety.

I'm busted.

Come on, old lady,

how about one more hand?

But I've got nothing left.

Oh, now I think you do.

How about we wager, say, your lucky pet?

[gasps] No, Dwanny!

No, no, no!

I'm sorry, Tweety, but I must.

I need bus fare.

Take that, city slicker!

Aw, I'm sorry,

but I win!

Yee-haw!

I finally did it!

Which means your canary is mine!

[laughs evilly]

Now hold on!

I bet my lucky pet,

and Tweety is not my lucky pet.

He's not?

No.

This is my lucky pet.

[growls]

Meet your new owner, Lucky.

[screaming]

[Lucky barking]

I'd say that puddy tat got lucky,

but I think Lucky's about to get that puddy tat!

[theme music playing]

[theme music playing]

[Mama buzzard humming]

Oh, my little bambinos!

Handsome Salvatore.

Brilliant Francesco.

Successful Giovanni.

And then...

uh, my youngest,

Little Killer.

Oh, Ma!

I think I got my head stuck in the picture frame again!

[grunting]

[straining]

Oh, Killer...

[straining]

I've had it up to here with you

a'salottino-ing around the house all day!

Now, why don't you go out and find yourself a nice girl?

Aw, shucks, Ma.

I already got one of those...

You.

[speaking Italian]

This is no time to give your mama the agita.

Now go out there and don't come back

until you find your true love.

Ah, true love...

gee, I wonder where I'm gonna find that?

Hmm, now let's see here, um...

Oh!

Oh, I'm sure gonna feel this tomorrow.

[grunts] Huh?

-[romantic music playing] -Ah!

Wowee! Get a load of her!

[clears throat]

That's, uh, one good-looking lady.

You know, my mama calls me "Killer,"

but, uh, you could call me "Beaky" if you like.

[chuckles]

Well, uh, I don't mean to be forward or nothing,

but, uh, has anyone ever told you,

your eyes look like desert cactus flowers?

Oh, flowers! Oh, flowers. Oh, flowers...

I gotta find some flowers, find some flowers...

Oh, there's got to be some flowers

around here somewhere.

Oh, boy! What luck!

She'll love these.

Hello again, m'lady.

I got you some flowers.

Huh?

-[growling] -Uh, you're not flowers.

Uh...

Ouch!

[grunting]

Maybe she's more into the strong and manly type.

Oh, say, I noticed you're taking a gander

at the old muscles there.

Uh, yes, sir.

[straining] Yep,

some folks do consider me a [inhales]

hefty slice of beefcake.

[strains] Yep!

Well, not convinced?

Well, I'll show you.

[inhales deeply]

[strains] Yep!

Oh, not satisfied, huh?

Well, how about a little of

[strains] this?

[grunts]

Oh, still not impressed, huh?

Well... Well, I'm just warmin' up.

[straining]

I did it! I did it!

You ever see a bird as strong as me?

Huh?

[laughing] No!

Boy, she's a tough gal to please.

Well, I've got one more trick up my sleeve.

Well, if she don't like a strong bird,

how about a songbird?

? Oh ?

? Hey there, baby ?

? You're driving me crazy ?

? Won't you give me A yes, no, or maybe ?

? Come on, baby ?

? Won't you take A chance on me ?

? Hey there, honey ?

? It might sound funny ?

? You make me feel rich But I ain't got money ?

? Come on, honey ?

? Why don't you Take a chance on me ?

? I may be no spring chicken ?

? Any eagle eye can see ?

? But can't you hear My heart's a-tickin ?

? At the thought Of you n' me? ?

? Hey there, baby ?

? You're driving' me crazy ?

? Won't you give me A yes, no, or maybe ?

? Come on, baby ?

? Won't you take A chance on me ?

? Yeah! ?

[groans]

Huh?

Oh, she can't even stand to look at me!

[sniffles]

Well, [sniffles] I can take a hint.

[sniffles]

I... I know when I'm not wanted.

No, sir! I don't need you anyway.

I don't need anybody.

Hmph!

[wailing] Please!

I loves ya!

I need ya!

I can't live without ya!

Just give me a chance.

Please!

[crying hysterically]

She's fallen for me.

Oh, my God!

You've made me the happiest buzzard in the world!

Aw!

She's grown attached to me.

Oh, I'm gonna take you home to Mama.

Oh, Mom!

I got somethin' to show ya!

I did what you said, and I found my true love.

Killer, you botchagaloop!

That ain't no buzzard,

that's a cactus!

Well, whatever it is, she's all woman!

[smooching]

[chuckles]

And she's a sharp one, too.

[laughing]

[theme music playing]

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