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[Poison Ivy] Last season
on Harley Quinn...
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I got my green on.
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Batman created zombies instead of
going to therapy, for fuck's sake.
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Joker became the mayor.
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I went CEO at the LOD.
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And Harley, she
joined the Bat Fam.
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All right, y'all caught up?
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[gunshots]
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[both grunting]
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Come on! I'm just
trying to... [grunts]
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Nerts, that hurt!
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[yells] I am just
trying to drop off lunch
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for my hot and
powerful girlfriend.
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[Harley grunting]
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[both grunting]
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[man screams] Ow!
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I can't let good guys
into the Legion of Doom.
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[cell phone ringing]
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- Hey, babe, is the Bat Signal working?
- [alarm blaring faintly]
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Uh, yeah, why? Wait, wait.
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D... Does it not
work during the day?
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Honey, you forgot your lunch.
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So I thought it would be, like,
sexy if I, like, did a crime,
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and then you and the
Bat Fam showed up.
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Aw, I'm at the LOD
with your lunch, ohh.
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- God, we're cute.
- [man screams]
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So damn cute.
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Shit, more guards are coming.
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There must be, like,
a shift change.
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Okay, good luck
with your first day.
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I love you so much. I gotta go.
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- Love you more.
- [both kissing]
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[theme music playing]
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[elevator dings]
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- Lex.
- There's my new SHE-EO.
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Girl power and all that stuff.
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You know, I got some
pretty big plans.
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I'm starting with the
corporate rebrand.
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What do you think of, like,
socially conscious evil?
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Totally. Totally.
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First, I thought I'd destroy
an oil rig safely, obviously.
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And make the execs drink
all the oil, and boom,
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high body count, zero
environmental damage.
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All the deets are here in this
color-coded tabbed binder.
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[Lex] Mmm.
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Well, you know what? I think we'd
start things off on the right foot
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to do, like, a ceremonial handing
over the keys in front of everyone.
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Can't. I'm going to my
launchpad on the roof
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and then heading to the moon.
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The moon. That's
cool. That's cool.
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Hope the rocket isn't
shaped like a giant penis.
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[scoffs] Am I right?
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There is a scientific reason
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the rocket needs
to look like that.
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[elevator dings]
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All right, this is you.
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Lean in, disrupt, and
things of that nature.
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[scoffing] It ain't
no thang. [laughing]
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Oh, shit. That was terrible.
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[Gorilla Grodd] Move, lady.
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I want a perfect view of the doorway
for where the new CEO comes in.
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I hope he's chill. I
hope he thinks I'm chill.
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- Shut up.
- [device squeaking]
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I want to be able to hear
the new CEO's footsteps.
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Oh, uh, so I'm guessing nobody
sort of, um, let you guys in.
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But, uh, surprise.
[chuckles] I'm the new CEO.
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[Metallo] Fuck, it is true.
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Look at her mug.
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- [roaring]
- [Metallo] Frick.
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- She must have slept with Lex.
- [all protesting]
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[Snowflame] I hope
she gets pregnant.
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[sniffs] Lex bowed to the
woke mob and hired a skirt.
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- [Man-Bat screeching]
- Okay.
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Why don't we all just, like, take
a seat and we can all discuss...
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How you think we should stop
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brewing the break
room coffee with beer?
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Yeah, well, 'cause that
sounds fucking gross.
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But listen up. The plan is
socially conscious evil.
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Now, if you look
in your dossier,
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you're gonna see how together
we're gonna make that happen.
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Never.
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If this folder wasn't literally
perfect for doing lines off of,
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I'd throw it in the trash.
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That's right, the trash.
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Even though I know
this is recyclable.
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[snorts and screams]
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[Metallo] If we wanted to
get bossed around by a lady,
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- we would get girlfriends.
- [Gorilla Grodd grunting]
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This is so not
chill! [grunting]
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- [grunts in frustration]
- [device squeaking]
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Oh, shit. That's a grenade.
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- [explosion]
- Fuck.
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[Harley] "Wonder Woman's
favorite winter salad recipes"?
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Oh, God. She has more
than one? Kill me.
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Ooh, the Hottest Hotties list.
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Such a fun issue.
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I start a new gig in, like, 20.
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Don't wanna show up early and
seem like a try-hard, you know.
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The hell?
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Devora Macklewaithe's
number three?
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What makes her so hot?
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[man] Miss Macklewaithe has the
most beautiful clavicle in Gotham.
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For sure, I mean,
whatever a clavicle is,
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she certainly, certainly
got a nice one.
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Oh, Professor Pyg, I can't be
seen talking to you, no offense.
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Because I'm not a hottie?
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Notties are people, too.
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'Cause I'm a major
player on the hero scene.
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Yep, me and Wonder Woman.
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You know, she called spinach the
new romaine, but the old kale?
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Uh, okay.
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That old lady seems to be having one
heck of a time crossing the street.
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I gotta go save her ass, bye.
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[computer beeping]
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[rock music playing]
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[grunting]
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It's a bird, it's a plane.
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It's motherfucking Harley Quinn!
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Hello?
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Was my pose not dramatic enough?
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I blame your very soft lighting.
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[gasps] Harley, it's
great to see you.
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Oh, Captain Boomerang.
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He knows his angles.
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Okay, so what's the
plan? We kicking his ass?
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I mean, it's Monday, so he's probably
at bingo at the senior center.
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He loves a mature woman.
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Ugh, ew.
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We're just updating
our criminal database.
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Yeah, we can't kick anyone's ass
until they actually do crimes.
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Oh, great, great, okay.
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What... What if we
go on Cleggslist,
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and post a job opportunity
for "murderer",
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then bash the skulls
of anyone who applies?
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We're heroes.
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We update records, do
paperwork and stay fit,
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until the computer tells
us there's a crime.
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Cool. Yeah, yeah.
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Um, how about while we do that,
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we get to know
each other better?
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You know, my three
biggest turn ons are...
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Harley, your frivolity
is not an asset here.
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Geez, sorry for trying
to get a vibe going.
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Ooh, now, that's good lighting.
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My skin looks slick as a...
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Sorry, I shouldn't say.
There are children present.
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A pair of titties at a car wash.
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You need to get the shades or I'm
gonna photosynthesize everywhere.
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I did put in the request, but I
don't want to get your hopes up.
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Because when I went into the supply
office, the clerk says to me,
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all the Soviet era dental clamps
and industrial-size funnels
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that I need for my plan
to work got checked out.
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Who else would need those?
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- Okay, I know they're fucking with me.
- [door opens]
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Ugh, yes. At least I
know my outfit's here.
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See, I'm gonna seize the oil rig
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in, like, a crisp 19th-century
British Royal Navy Captain's uniform.
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Ooh, that's fresh as hell.
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"I'm a dumb boss."
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- I don't hate the bottoms.
- Great.
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Ugh, I mean, if this
gaggle of obtuse plebes
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keeps cockblocking me,
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I'm never gonna
get anything done.
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I might as well be
the CEO of nothing.
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Everything is just
like it was before.
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I'm doing it on
my own, yet again,
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just in a bigger office.
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Maybe you need to put
your oil plan on hold
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and disrupt the corporate
culture in this bitch first.
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No, I... I... I don't
wanna manage people.
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I just wanna do my...
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What the... Fuck you!
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- [cackling]
- [Poison Ivy sighs]
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I see your point.
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Did Harley end up killing Sheryl
Sandberg in Jackson Hole last year,
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or did she survive?
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No, that was Andy Sandberg.
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Okay, perfect.
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I'm gonna spend
the next four hours
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numbing my brain with
idiotic Lean In TikTok.
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- [upbeat music playing]
- Ugh, this is so boring.
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Fighting crime is supposed to
be fun and dangerous and sexy.
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Oh, my God, look!
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[all grunting]
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- What?
- Nightwing's a Hottest Hottie?
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- [Harley] "With rare flare from his derriere..."
- [sighs]
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"Nightwing's radiant rump has
him flying in at number two."
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Oh, I can't believe I know you!
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Do you have a publicist? Is
it Wonder Woman's publicist?
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God, this is so cool. But
what's with the pap shot?
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I won't degrade myself going to
a photo shoot for that trash rag.
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[alarm blaring]
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Yes! A crime to solve.
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But you should consider getting
some tasteful nudes taken
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while you're in
peak physical form.
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Your grandchildren will
definitely want them.
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Okay, guys, a dead
body's been found.
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- We gotta go.
- Cool, a dead body.
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Not so fast.
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It's visitation
day at Blackgate.
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- And your papa awaits.
- [vehicle starts]
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- Ugh, I never get to see dead people.
- [vehicle departs]
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[Harley] Ew, oh, my God.
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That's Mally Tomberson.
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- Who?
- The, ugh! Only a huge Waynestagram model,
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and heiress to the Old
Gotham Corn Factory.
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Last night was the launch party
for her Hard Corn Water, hello?
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Hello. You mean whiskey?
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Legally, she can't call it that.
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She explained it all
on her live stream.
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God, you guys are so uncultured!
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So, do you look for DNA? Dust
for prints? Seduce the bartender?
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[sighs] This cut's clean.
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The killer could have a
background in surgery.
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[earpieces beep]
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[gasps] Another
body's been found
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at the Hard Wayne's Gonna Fall
Ice Cream Pop-Up Experience.
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Ugh, I'll handle it.
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Should we send them
our ice cream orders?
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Everyone says Childhood
Trauma Swirl is really good.
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[sighs]
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[door buzzing]
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[orchestral music playing]
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[Damian] Ew, this place
smells like a hamster cage.
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Oh, Mr. Pennyworth?
Young Master Damian?
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I'm afraid you won't be able
to visit Master Bruce today.
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So I missed the dead body
just to do absolutely nothing?
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"Master Bruce"? Who are you?
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Oh, I'm his butler, Alvin.
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But I'm his butler.
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Well, I'm his penal butler.
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I must insist on seeing
Master Bruce immediately.
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Oh, unfortunately, his DJ lessons
are running a wee bit long.
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Now I must get back.
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We have a call with the
CFO of Wayne Enterprises.
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The stock prices
have leveled off.
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Hopefully, we can avoid
the trigger. [giggles]
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Uh, I'm sorry? You're
on a financial call?
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Oh, sweetie.
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He runs every big
decision by me.
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Ta-ta.
242
00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,503
Hmm.
243
00:09:45,586 --> 00:09:47,398
[Veronica Cale on phone] The thing
to remember about managing people
244
00:09:47,422 --> 00:09:50,007
is they're inherently
stupid, needy and fragile,
245
00:09:50,091 --> 00:09:53,010
which means they're
easy to manipulate.
246
00:09:53,094 --> 00:09:56,806
Ugh, another ad? Gotta
get the pro account.
247
00:09:59,225 --> 00:10:00,143
Is that my scarf?
248
00:10:01,644 --> 00:10:03,122
- [Harley squeals]
- [Poison Ivy grunts]
249
00:10:03,146 --> 00:10:04,105
- [kissing]
- [giggles]
250
00:10:04,230 --> 00:10:05,940
Whoa, what's gotten into you?
251
00:10:06,023 --> 00:10:07,703
I got all horned up at
a crime scene today.
252
00:10:07,775 --> 00:10:09,169
You know what I think
would be superhot?
253
00:10:09,193 --> 00:10:10,445
Role playing.
254
00:10:10,528 --> 00:10:13,197
Okay, yeah, what, all right.
What do you have in mind?
255
00:10:13,281 --> 00:10:15,050
- Okay, you're a super-sexy crime boss...
- Uh-huh.
256
00:10:15,074 --> 00:10:16,451
And I am a sexually-pushy cop
257
00:10:16,534 --> 00:10:18,494
who will cross any line
to get answers. [squeals]
258
00:10:18,619 --> 00:10:20,538
Okay, I like the sound of that.
259
00:10:20,621 --> 00:10:21,956
- Who is it?
- [Poison Ivy] Oh.
260
00:10:22,039 --> 00:10:23,559
Who in your circle of
sickos is a surgeon?
261
00:10:23,583 --> 00:10:25,293
Oh, eh, um...
262
00:10:25,376 --> 00:10:26,878
Dr. Big Boobs?
263
00:10:26,961 --> 00:10:28,796
No, not Dr. Big
Boobs, a real surgeon,
264
00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:30,631
one with a fetish
for amputation.
265
00:10:30,757 --> 00:10:32,300
Oh, sorry. Okay.
266
00:10:32,383 --> 00:10:33,634
Sor... Sorry, Officer.
267
00:10:33,718 --> 00:10:36,054
Um, it's Dr. Berkowitz.
268
00:10:36,137 --> 00:10:37,430
Not your dermatologist.
269
00:10:37,513 --> 00:10:39,432
God, the perp I'm
tracking's whereabouts
270
00:10:39,515 --> 00:10:41,642
are unaccounted for from
1:00 to 2:00 a.m. last night.
271
00:10:41,726 --> 00:10:43,102
Tell me who it is!
272
00:10:43,186 --> 00:10:44,896
- [sighs]
- What, you're not into this?
273
00:10:44,979 --> 00:10:47,148
Honey, are you trying
to get me to narc
274
00:10:47,273 --> 00:10:50,276
on one of my new co-workers
through sex stuff?
275
00:10:50,359 --> 00:10:52,111
Yes, I'm sorry.
276
00:10:52,195 --> 00:10:54,465
I really want to figure out who did
it so I can impress the Bat Family.
277
00:10:54,489 --> 00:10:56,550
And I thought you could just like,
I don't know, give me the answer?
278
00:10:56,574 --> 00:10:58,326
Babe, I can't.
279
00:10:58,451 --> 00:11:01,496
Listen, I don't even know what half
of those posers are up to, anyway.
280
00:11:01,579 --> 00:11:03,998
They don't tell their one true
queen their devilish schemes?
281
00:11:04,123 --> 00:11:05,958
Who's disrespecting
you? I will kill them!
282
00:11:06,042 --> 00:11:07,752
Oh, that's so sweet.
283
00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:09,521
- [cat meows] - You know, if we're
gonna make our new jobs work,
284
00:11:09,545 --> 00:11:11,506
we do need to establish
some boundaries, right?
285
00:11:11,631 --> 00:11:12,882
Like, I'll handle my work thing
286
00:11:13,007 --> 00:11:14,234
so you don't have
to worry about that.
287
00:11:14,258 --> 00:11:15,778
I got some fresh
ideas already brewing.
288
00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:18,137
[gasps] I love when you
make your idea face.
289
00:11:18,221 --> 00:11:20,014
Okay, now I'm all
horned up again.
290
00:11:20,098 --> 00:11:22,698
How about you're a super-sexy crime
boss who's had an annoying day,
291
00:11:22,809 --> 00:11:24,519
and I am your
sexually-pushy underling.
292
00:11:24,602 --> 00:11:27,688
Cater to my fragile
male ego. [giggling]
293
00:11:27,814 --> 00:11:30,691
- [chuckles]
- [both moan softly]
294
00:11:30,817 --> 00:11:34,737
Nope, he's dead, missing, hates me,
hate him, dickhead, dead dickhead.
295
00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:37,031
-What happened to him? Don't wanna know.
-[line dialing]
296
00:11:37,156 --> 00:11:39,676
- Oh, this guy.
- [Riddler on phone] You've reached Riddler's voicemail.
297
00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:42,620
To leave a message, you must solve a
series of intricate mind-bending...
298
00:11:42,703 --> 00:11:44,414
Ugh, he better be in a movie.
299
00:11:45,415 --> 00:11:48,208
Oh, right. He's
dead too, delete.
300
00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:50,086
[line dialing]
301
00:11:50,211 --> 00:11:51,754
[King Shark on phone]
Oh, hi, Harley.
302
00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:53,857
- King, you busy? Great.
- [King Shark] Well, actually...
303
00:11:53,881 --> 00:11:55,317
Do you know a villain who loves
hot models and slicing limbs?
304
00:11:55,341 --> 00:11:56,926
I'm so sorry to cast
such a wide net.
305
00:11:57,051 --> 00:11:59,929
Oh, Harley! Oh, you
know I'm squeamish.
306
00:12:00,054 --> 00:12:01,848
I'm shocked you
called me about this.
307
00:12:01,931 --> 00:12:03,850
Well, no one else picked up.
308
00:12:03,933 --> 00:12:06,453
Well, you're a good guy now, so your
old friends aren't gonna help you.
309
00:12:06,477 --> 00:12:08,354
[chuckles] Of course,
we're still pals,
310
00:12:08,438 --> 00:12:11,357
but I am changing your name to
"Potential Spam" in my phone.
311
00:12:11,441 --> 00:12:14,444
I... I don't wanna lose my
standing in the villain community.
312
00:12:14,569 --> 00:12:15,778
Ugh, those pussies.
313
00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:17,864
What, good guys can't
be amazing friends?
314
00:12:17,947 --> 00:12:20,241
- So, what you been up to?
- [cell phone dings]
315
00:12:20,324 --> 00:12:22,160
Well, Tabitha and I are
about to find out...
316
00:12:22,243 --> 00:12:23,578
Yeah. Sorry, King. I gotta go.
317
00:12:23,703 --> 00:12:25,621
Seven, eight, oh, [chuckles]
that's number nine.
318
00:12:25,747 --> 00:12:27,290
Nine healthy little sharks.
319
00:12:27,415 --> 00:12:29,417
Oh, I'm gonna need to get a job.
320
00:12:30,543 --> 00:12:32,670
Vegan D-nuts on me, boys.
321
00:12:32,754 --> 00:12:35,339
- [Gorilla Grodd grunts]
- [Metallo] Nonplussed reaction.
322
00:12:35,423 --> 00:12:37,717
[Bane] Ooh, maple leaf cinnamon.
323
00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:40,803
Look, guys, I... I got a lot
of appreciation for this team.
324
00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:42,805
And, uh, I get it.
325
00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:44,658
You know, you're at your job, and
suddenly there's, like, this green lady,
326
00:12:44,682 --> 00:12:46,601
- like, all up in your business.
- [screeches]
327
00:12:46,726 --> 00:12:48,269
Totally hear that.
328
00:12:48,394 --> 00:12:50,480
And I just want you guys to
know that I love feedback.
329
00:12:50,605 --> 00:12:54,484
So If you do have a crazy
idea, shoot it over.
330
00:12:54,609 --> 00:12:58,821
Ping it into my hear holes
and my door is always open.
331
00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:02,700
[Metallo] We knock down city hall
and build a gladiator death ring.
332
00:13:02,784 --> 00:13:04,160
Bitching, am I right?
333
00:13:04,285 --> 00:13:06,496
Yeah, uh, totally bitching.
334
00:13:06,621 --> 00:13:09,082
I create a force field,
we fill it with hot babes.
335
00:13:09,165 --> 00:13:11,959
- And the cool thing is, they have to go out with me.
- Right.
336
00:13:12,085 --> 00:13:15,713
Three words: cocaine,
zoo, disaster.
337
00:13:15,797 --> 00:13:16,923
- Okay.
- Wait, wait.
338
00:13:17,006 --> 00:13:18,466
I need three more words.
339
00:13:18,549 --> 00:13:21,594
Electric, eels, high.
340
00:13:22,637 --> 00:13:23,971
Ah, fuck.
341
00:13:24,055 --> 00:13:25,574
Basically, we give a
bunch of eels cocaine
342
00:13:25,598 --> 00:13:27,409
- and watch them fuck up shit at the zoo.
- Huh.
343
00:13:27,433 --> 00:13:30,520
[Bane] I need 'splosives,
lots of 'splosives.
344
00:13:30,645 --> 00:13:33,815
-I wanna blow up a...
-This is great stuff. I love this.
345
00:13:33,940 --> 00:13:35,858
Left the... The quantity empty,
346
00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:37,652
so just to go nuts there.
347
00:13:37,777 --> 00:13:40,988
[Bane] Whoa, I feel seen, ah.
348
00:13:41,114 --> 00:13:45,201
As I step away for some highly
cool and important training,
349
00:13:45,326 --> 00:13:47,120
the people of Gotham
need not worry.
350
00:13:47,203 --> 00:13:49,997
You are in capable
hands. The Bat-Fam's
351
00:13:50,123 --> 00:13:52,208
got your back, fam.
352
00:13:54,127 --> 00:13:58,256
And that was supposed to be a
reassuring message from Batman.
353
00:13:58,339 --> 00:14:00,967
But with the recent uptick
in mutilation murders,
354
00:14:01,050 --> 00:14:02,510
Gotham's left wondering,
355
00:14:02,635 --> 00:14:05,722
will we pay the price for
the Bat Family's failures?
356
00:14:05,847 --> 00:14:08,725
And will that price
be an arm or a leg?
357
00:14:08,850 --> 00:14:10,685
So, where were you last night?
358
00:14:10,810 --> 00:14:13,312
I told the story
a million times.
359
00:14:13,396 --> 00:14:15,523
I was out to dinner
at this new restaurant
360
00:14:15,648 --> 00:14:18,151
you'll never get
into, Bucket and Maup.
361
00:14:18,234 --> 00:14:20,027
Oh, my God. No, wait.
362
00:14:20,111 --> 00:14:23,156
That's where Martian Manhunter and
Grimes just got in a huge fight.
363
00:14:23,239 --> 00:14:25,159
Mar-Man told Grimes that
he could never love her.
364
00:14:25,241 --> 00:14:28,161
And she threw a bananas foster on
his lap, lighting his penis on fire.
365
00:14:28,244 --> 00:14:29,746
I was sitting in the next booth.
366
00:14:29,871 --> 00:14:31,038
Aw, jealous.
367
00:14:31,122 --> 00:14:33,249
Don't be. My own
husband stood me up.
368
00:14:33,374 --> 00:14:36,878
The only way to get him out of the house
these days is a celebrity golf tournament.
369
00:14:37,003 --> 00:14:38,504
Whatever. Fuck him.
370
00:14:38,588 --> 00:14:41,507
I was so bored that I live
streamed the whole thing.
371
00:14:41,591 --> 00:14:42,592
[gasps] That's it.
372
00:14:42,717 --> 00:14:44,594
The other victims were
live streaming, too.
373
00:14:44,719 --> 00:14:47,346
That's how the killer
figures out where they are.
374
00:14:47,430 --> 00:14:49,182
Hey, uh,
375
00:14:49,265 --> 00:14:51,994
do you think they'll find my clavicle
in time for the Hottest Hotties gala?
376
00:14:52,018 --> 00:14:54,353
- [Harley gasps] - My dress
is made from ten live puppies,
377
00:14:54,437 --> 00:14:56,898
and every day I don't wear
it, they get less cute.
378
00:14:56,981 --> 00:15:00,193
[in nasal voice] "Miss Macklewaithe has
the most beautiful clavicle in Gotham."
379
00:15:00,276 --> 00:15:01,235
Thank you so much.
380
00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:02,254
What's wrong with your voice?
381
00:15:02,278 --> 00:15:03,654
It's Professor Pyg!
382
00:15:03,738 --> 00:15:06,157
He's picking off our
city's Hottest Hotties.
383
00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:08,076
- Wait, what?
- I saw him at the newsstand.
384
00:15:08,201 --> 00:15:10,203
And he was drooling all
over Devorah's clavicle.
385
00:15:10,286 --> 00:15:11,370
It has got to be him.
386
00:15:11,454 --> 00:15:12,723
God, I am so good at my new job.
387
00:15:12,747 --> 00:15:14,290
All the clues are
just drawn to me.
388
00:15:14,415 --> 00:15:16,167
[chuckles] Great work, Harley.
389
00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:17,585
Now we need to catch him.
390
00:15:17,710 --> 00:15:20,129
I have an idea, and
someone's gonna hate it.
391
00:15:22,924 --> 00:15:24,425
There's my girl.
392
00:15:24,509 --> 00:15:26,886
A clerk who knows how to
work. What's up, baby face?
393
00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:28,721
Oh, wow, Ivy.
394
00:15:28,805 --> 00:15:30,765
The guys in shipping
are gonna be pissed
395
00:15:30,848 --> 00:15:31,933
they missed you.
396
00:15:32,016 --> 00:15:32,993
You're the talk of the basement.
397
00:15:33,017 --> 00:15:34,435
Love to hear it.
398
00:15:34,519 --> 00:15:38,314
I need, uh, uh, 20 goons,
dental clamps and funnels.
399
00:15:38,439 --> 00:15:42,735
Enough to channel about, like, 84 million
gallons of oil into the mouths of men.
400
00:15:42,819 --> 00:15:45,279
Ooh, pretty sure those
84 million gallons of oil
401
00:15:45,363 --> 00:15:47,657
are floating in the sea as
of about 20 minutes ago.
402
00:15:47,782 --> 00:15:49,700
What? What do you...
That's impossible.
403
00:15:49,784 --> 00:15:50,993
Oh, you didn't hear?
404
00:15:51,119 --> 00:15:53,079
Bane blew up an
oil rig. [chuckles]
405
00:15:53,162 --> 00:15:54,598
- [cell phone dings]
- It's so funny.
406
00:15:54,622 --> 00:15:55,748
I love Bane.
407
00:15:57,542 --> 00:15:58,626
[groans]
408
00:15:58,710 --> 00:16:01,337
Shit, shit, shit, shit!
409
00:16:01,462 --> 00:16:03,464
The fuck? I'm such a chump.
410
00:16:03,589 --> 00:16:04,817
- [toilet flushes]
- [Ivy groans]
411
00:16:04,841 --> 00:16:06,968
[groans and grunts]
412
00:16:07,093 --> 00:16:08,094
'Sup, boss.
413
00:16:08,177 --> 00:16:09,429
Hey, what are you doing?
414
00:16:09,512 --> 00:16:10,906
You're in the executive
women's restroom.
415
00:16:10,930 --> 00:16:12,640
Never been a lady executive.
416
00:16:12,724 --> 00:16:16,102
So the boys deem this
one dumpers only.
417
00:16:16,185 --> 00:16:17,770
[door opens]
418
00:16:17,854 --> 00:16:20,481
Ivy, what are you doing in the
executive women's restroom?
419
00:16:20,606 --> 00:16:22,316
I'm the executive woman here.
420
00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:24,360
Look at you! Whoo!
421
00:16:24,485 --> 00:16:26,237
Isn't this bathroom the tits?
422
00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:28,720
I come here when I pick up my
widow's benefits checks from HR.
423
00:16:28,781 --> 00:16:31,242
- How are you?
- You know, just reaching a career low,
424
00:16:31,325 --> 00:16:34,328
enabling overgrown goon
babies to destroy the world.
425
00:16:34,412 --> 00:16:36,789
You know, it's customary
to just say, "I'm good."
426
00:16:36,873 --> 00:16:38,392
Oh, you get to say a
long thing and I don't?
427
00:16:38,416 --> 00:16:40,043
Hey, I don't make the rules.
428
00:16:40,168 --> 00:16:42,879
Hey, not to pile on here, but
that stall's out of shit tickets.
429
00:16:43,004 --> 00:16:44,297
Hey, Snowflake.
430
00:16:44,380 --> 00:16:46,758
Never interrupt two women
talking in the restroom.
431
00:16:46,841 --> 00:16:48,342
It's not Snowflake.
432
00:16:48,468 --> 00:16:49,695
- I am not Snowflake. Hey, stop.
- Bup-bup-bup-bup-bup!
433
00:16:49,719 --> 00:16:51,888
- Your fly's open.
- [Snowflame] Bitch.
434
00:16:52,013 --> 00:16:53,347
- Dickless prick.
- Ugh.
435
00:16:53,473 --> 00:16:56,225
Hey, Executive Woman,
cut the wallowing.
436
00:16:56,350 --> 00:16:57,727
Who cares if you're a cool boss?
437
00:16:57,852 --> 00:16:59,854
You're not cool, but
you're Poison Ivy.
438
00:16:59,937 --> 00:17:02,899
Oh, [sighs] okay. Thanks.
I guess... I mean...
439
00:17:03,024 --> 00:17:07,195
Remember, you brought a beautiful
frozen woman back to life
440
00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:08,862
with your weird science powers.
441
00:17:08,946 --> 00:17:11,532
You can do whatever you want
with the Legion of Doom.
442
00:17:11,616 --> 00:17:14,202
There is a place for
everyone else's opinions.
443
00:17:14,285 --> 00:17:16,370
And it's in that
tiny, waxy paper bag
444
00:17:16,496 --> 00:17:18,081
that's inside that
little metal mailbox
445
00:17:18,206 --> 00:17:19,873
in that stall with
my dirty tampons.
446
00:17:19,957 --> 00:17:21,876
You know what, you're right.
447
00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:26,046
Everyone can get on board or they can
fuck off to that tiny tampon mailbox.
448
00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:27,715
There we go.
449
00:17:27,799 --> 00:17:29,693
Yeah, yeah. And you're not
supposed to be in here either.
450
00:17:29,717 --> 00:17:32,261
- [Nora] Love that.
- God, you're a bulldozer, you know that?
451
00:17:32,387 --> 00:17:33,805
Do you want to be my assistant?
452
00:17:33,888 --> 00:17:35,723
Hmm, not really.
453
00:17:35,807 --> 00:17:37,326
Well, then, I'm gonna have to
change the locks on this bathroom.
454
00:17:37,350 --> 00:17:39,060
I'll do it.
455
00:17:39,143 --> 00:17:41,062
I am Umberto Argento,
456
00:17:41,145 --> 00:17:44,232
the famous Italian
photographer without an accent.
457
00:17:44,315 --> 00:17:46,401
Where is the subject of my art?
458
00:17:46,526 --> 00:17:48,444
Ugh, again. Why do
I have to do this?
459
00:17:48,569 --> 00:17:52,073
Oh, we're live streaming this Gotham
Monthly photo shoot to lure Pyg here.
460
00:17:52,198 --> 00:17:53,509
[Nightwing] I
understand the plan.
461
00:17:53,533 --> 00:17:55,952
Why do we have to
actually take the photos?
462
00:17:56,077 --> 00:17:59,330
If Pyg shows up and we're just
holding each other's fucking nutsacks,
463
00:17:59,414 --> 00:18:00,665
he'll know it's a trap.
464
00:18:00,748 --> 00:18:02,226
Now, let's get that
ass to clap, baby.
465
00:18:02,250 --> 00:18:04,043
[chuckles] Hey,
I finally did it.
466
00:18:04,127 --> 00:18:08,631
I gave Gotham Magazine the exclusive
on my, ugh, juicy caboosey.
467
00:18:08,756 --> 00:18:10,091
Oh, yeah.
468
00:18:10,174 --> 00:18:12,927
You're three spritzes deep
and it's sunset on the Rialto,
469
00:18:13,010 --> 00:18:14,887
when your love calls your name.
470
00:18:14,971 --> 00:18:16,055
Turn around and smolder.
471
00:18:16,139 --> 00:18:17,724
I said smolder! Gorgeous.
472
00:18:17,807 --> 00:18:20,268
Okay, now you've lost your job
with the olive oil factory,
473
00:18:20,393 --> 00:18:21,811
and mama tries to comfort you,
474
00:18:21,936 --> 00:18:23,855
pulling you into
her ample bosom.
475
00:18:23,938 --> 00:18:25,732
Okay, now serve me young coed
476
00:18:25,815 --> 00:18:28,025
studying in Naples
for the summer. Yes!
477
00:18:28,109 --> 00:18:29,277
[messages beeping]
478
00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:31,112
All right, where's
the dead body?
479
00:18:31,237 --> 00:18:32,989
- [Harley gasps]
- [Robin] Oh, come on.
480
00:18:33,114 --> 00:18:35,008
- [Batgirl] Were the lights supposed to go out?
- [Harley gasps]
481
00:18:35,032 --> 00:18:37,261
Feels like someone's about to
make their big entrance, huh?
482
00:18:37,285 --> 00:18:38,703
[Batgirl] I'll
find the generator.
483
00:18:38,786 --> 00:18:41,330
[grunting] Almost
got it. There.
484
00:18:41,456 --> 00:18:42,749
[laughing maniacally]
485
00:18:42,832 --> 00:18:43,851
- [Batgirl] Professor Pyg?
- [Harley] Nightwing?
486
00:18:43,875 --> 00:18:44,625
Not cool, dude.
487
00:18:49,172 --> 00:18:53,092
Okay. Everyone's plans,
schemes, plots, on the table.
488
00:18:53,176 --> 00:18:54,594
[device vibrating]
489
00:18:56,304 --> 00:18:59,265
- [Metallo] I already rented a wood chipper.
- [all clamoring]
490
00:18:59,348 --> 00:19:00,767
Uh-uh-uh.
491
00:19:00,850 --> 00:19:03,186
No more blowing up shit
and pathetic cash grabs
492
00:19:03,311 --> 00:19:06,147
and problematic ways
to date hot babes.
493
00:19:06,230 --> 00:19:07,440
So played out, done.
494
00:19:07,523 --> 00:19:11,069
Basic as AF. Mm-mm-mm.
495
00:19:11,152 --> 00:19:12,445
[Poison Ivy] And from now on,
496
00:19:12,528 --> 00:19:15,448
everyone's working
together on my stuff.
497
00:19:15,531 --> 00:19:17,325
Socially conscious evil.
498
00:19:17,408 --> 00:19:20,161
Anything that isn't a part
of that is not gonna happen.
499
00:19:20,244 --> 00:19:21,871
Okay? All my shit,
all day long.
500
00:19:21,996 --> 00:19:24,665
We're not gonna let
this bullshit happen!
501
00:19:24,749 --> 00:19:27,502
This is racist against men.
502
00:19:28,169 --> 00:19:30,213
[grunts and roars]
503
00:19:31,381 --> 00:19:33,216
[all clamoring]
504
00:19:48,356 --> 00:19:50,191
What's with the
raggedy-ass Andy's?
505
00:19:50,316 --> 00:19:53,027
They're Dollotrons. Poor, lost souls
brainwashed to do Pyg's bidding.
506
00:19:53,152 --> 00:19:54,570
I wish we could help... Ugh!
507
00:19:54,695 --> 00:19:56,656
Gross, don't touch me.
508
00:19:56,739 --> 00:19:57,990
[Robin grunting]
509
00:20:00,201 --> 00:20:02,745
[yells and grunts]
510
00:20:02,870 --> 00:20:03,788
[screeches]
511
00:20:03,871 --> 00:20:05,373
[Nora] Get him!
512
00:20:05,498 --> 00:20:07,458
[Metallo] She's
not the boss of me.
513
00:20:07,542 --> 00:20:10,128
- [Nora] Ooh, watch out.
- [Poison Ivy grunts]
514
00:20:10,211 --> 00:20:12,588
- [roaring]
- [Poison Ivy grunting]
515
00:20:12,714 --> 00:20:16,384
Yeah, rip his
fucking arm off, Ivy!
516
00:20:16,467 --> 00:20:18,094
[Gorilla Grodd and
Poison Ivy grunting]
517
00:20:18,219 --> 00:20:19,971
Do you think I'm scared of you?
518
00:20:22,348 --> 00:20:23,391
[grunts]
519
00:20:23,516 --> 00:20:24,660
- [laughs]
- [Nora] You go, boss!
520
00:20:24,684 --> 00:20:26,894
[Nora] Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, yes!
521
00:20:26,978 --> 00:20:28,312
[Snowflame screams]
522
00:20:29,605 --> 00:20:31,774
- [Batgirl grunts]
- [slashing]
523
00:20:31,899 --> 00:20:33,484
[Harley grunts] This
is all my fault.
524
00:20:33,568 --> 00:20:35,403
I have to save Nightwing.
525
00:20:35,903 --> 00:20:37,739
[grunting]
526
00:20:42,243 --> 00:20:45,413
[Metallo] Oh, no. My system
seems to be malfunctioning.
527
00:20:45,538 --> 00:20:47,623
Zeep, zap, spark, spark.
528
00:20:47,749 --> 00:20:50,460
[grunts] I don't think
so, you tin cunt.
529
00:20:50,585 --> 00:20:52,420
Wow. [grunts] Ow.
530
00:20:52,503 --> 00:20:55,465
Ow, ow, ow.
531
00:20:55,590 --> 00:20:57,467
[screaming]
532
00:20:57,967 --> 00:20:59,427
Ahhh!
533
00:20:59,552 --> 00:21:00,845
You'll never beat me.
534
00:21:00,928 --> 00:21:02,180
[stomach rumbling]
535
00:21:02,263 --> 00:21:04,682
Oh, God, the vegan doughnuts.
[farts and retches]
536
00:21:04,766 --> 00:21:06,976
[Bane] Sorry, my
landlord called.
537
00:21:07,101 --> 00:21:11,189
He's finally going to put in
a carbon monoxide detector.
538
00:21:11,272 --> 00:21:14,275
Whoa, what happened here?
539
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:16,611
Hey, Bane. Your
next big evil plot
540
00:21:16,694 --> 00:21:19,697
is to clean up a shitload
of oil from Gotham Harbor.
541
00:21:19,781 --> 00:21:22,366
[Bane] But I just
'sploded that oil!
542
00:21:23,701 --> 00:21:25,745
I'll get a bucket.
543
00:21:25,828 --> 00:21:29,832
What's the perfect human
without a perfect bootay?
544
00:21:29,957 --> 00:21:35,004
My creation is mere moments
from being realized.
545
00:21:35,088 --> 00:21:37,799
Holy shit! A hot Dollotron?
546
00:21:37,924 --> 00:21:39,008
Harley! Yes!
547
00:21:39,133 --> 00:21:41,177
I love my ass. Okay, I
admit it. Now, help me.
548
00:21:41,302 --> 00:21:43,137
I knew you cared.
549
00:21:43,262 --> 00:21:44,514
Drop the scalpel, Pyg!
550
00:21:44,639 --> 00:21:47,225
My coworker's wild,
perfect-party ass
551
00:21:47,308 --> 00:21:49,018
does not belong on a flesh doll.
552
00:21:49,143 --> 00:21:50,603
It, honestly, it
belongs in a museum.
553
00:21:50,686 --> 00:21:53,815
Too late. This rump
is a singular beauty,
554
00:21:53,898 --> 00:21:56,484
- and it's time to cut the cake.
- [Nightwing] No, no.
555
00:21:56,609 --> 00:21:59,237
[grunts] Got you!
556
00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:00,822
- [Professor Pyg] Ah.
- [yells]
557
00:22:00,947 --> 00:22:01,989
[both grunting]
558
00:22:02,073 --> 00:22:04,075
It's gonna take a
lot more than some...
559
00:22:04,158 --> 00:22:07,286
[both grunting]
560
00:22:07,370 --> 00:22:09,747
- [pounding]
- [Harley grunting]
561
00:22:09,831 --> 00:22:12,333
Well, looks like
I saved your ass.
562
00:22:12,458 --> 00:22:15,128
-[Nightwing] What... You killed him?
-Oh, my God, is he dead?
563
00:22:15,211 --> 00:22:17,046
Cool.
564
00:22:17,171 --> 00:22:20,675
Ivy has pledged to take the Legion
in a green-conscious direction,
565
00:22:20,758 --> 00:22:23,052
which sent LexCorp
stocks soaring.
566
00:22:23,177 --> 00:22:25,346
The same can't be said
for Wayne Enterprises,
567
00:22:25,430 --> 00:22:29,142
whose stocks are in a
free fall after the news.
568
00:22:29,225 --> 00:22:30,393
We've hit the trigger.
569
00:22:30,518 --> 00:22:31,644
Fuel up the jet.
570
00:22:31,728 --> 00:22:33,438
I'm going to Gotham.
571
00:22:33,521 --> 00:22:35,690
[theme music playing]
572
00:22:35,740 --> 00:22:40,290
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