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I hate bananas I actually like to eat bananas they taste good and are good for me my doctors told me if I eat a banana every day I will live longer so I do I eat a banana every single day it's the first thing I do every morning I hate my job everyone hates their job but not in the way I hate my job I wish I could hate my job the way everyone else hates their job but that's impossible because of my job many things are impossible happiness fulfillment love I buy bananas seven at a time once a week one for every day of the week I never get tired of eating them but I hate them on day six I wake up go to the kitchen eat a banana then notice that there is only one banana left [Music] this means two things first time to buy seven more bananas second another week has gone by in my pathetic miserable lonely life in which nothing has happened is why I hate bananas [Music] I don't have much of me to lose [Music] okay I'm not falling for your charms not falling into your arms reprobate 13 across predestined to Eternal damnation nine letter words starts with three [Music] reprobate right here r E P I know how to spell it okay sorry just trying to help busy [Music] okay From Here to Eternity vexatious and sacrifice sacrifice is easy I already have most of the letters [Music] maybe you should do it instead of me well I couldn't do any worse that's for sure but hey do you have the front section because I heard there was some news on ASAP I think [Applause] new Sun ASAP did you hear anything stop eavesdropping so rude but I overheard Andrea yoga talking about a press conference next week ASAP is holding a press conference next time in the big ASAP in this huge noise for it not to exist it would exists but its secret is probably something done within this Segway wait I just heard something about asap's secret invention it's going to be bigger than Wi-Fi foreign [Music] [Music] I'm excited to be here buddy you understand considering what you'll be doing that you can't have a social life no friends family and no intimate relationships it's not a problem being a statistician doesn't get me into too many Social Circles so no close family and you haven't had a boyfriend since since ever the job will last years decades maybe so just checking in to make sure you're okay with this considering the payoff absolutely and just to be clear while the payoff is incredible the consequence for violating the rule is severe completely understandable oh and of course this goes without saying but no one can know what Aesop is or what we do I mean no one you'll get a file every two days and you'll have two days to complete it simple stuff for a gal like you and put the facts into the algorithm examine the odds and make a decision While most of the decisions are easy the tough ones are well I don't think tough is a strong enough word lives are on the line I understand everything is to be done by hand in the books no computers No Electronic Trail the best way to secure data is to go as old school as possible exactly the final step is to watch this introduction video should answer any other questions you may have just look right through there what is this it's portable okay that's on [Music] stop division of Viridian Dynamics Aesop stands for anti-entropy systematic operational program began after cotopic and anti-aging mineral was found during a dig at the Aztec mountains scientists learn this mineral stops the aging process so anyone who takes it won't die of old age they can still die if they are shot full of a building or kill themselves but their body does not age so theoretically they could live forever unfortunately only so much kotope was found on the Dig and they haven't been able to find any more there is only enough to create an agent cool for 88.4 of the world's population 11.6 percent will not get it the world leaders met privately and decided that a confidential program Aesop would be created to deal with this cure in its ethical sociological and political effects how to distribute it and who should get it an Enterprise this big needed an organization a company to run it the only company big enough was Viridian Dynamics Military Support company at the time your job at Aesop is to determine which individuals will receive the Cure and which will not who will live forever and who will not foreign [Music] no I don't know what place that reupholsters couch is what caused the projectile vomiting did you drink anything take any drugs what was the last thing you ate sushi Sushi can cause vomiting where'd you get it from inside a dumpster I think we have our culprits not from inside a dumpster but beside it doesn't make a difference well my advice is to take it easy drink some ginger ale and stop eating food out of dumpsters I do know you worked with the homeless he's a computer software salesman yeah remind me not to go to any of his parties seriously sorry enough of my work how's yours I'm good necklaces are up 13 is that is that good I'm sorry I know nothing about the boutique jewelry business yeah up is always good I just thought that since you know you make everything yourself you know when too many orders be bad no such thing as too many orders but I am worried that some of the stores are skimming off the top oh how so charging one price and then paying me another it's kind of common in the boutique world but there's no real way to check without spying on them oh no not another plan I don't know but this one is so easy that's what you said last time and we had to build Stacy out of jail because she didn't follow the plan all you would have to do is go to one of the stores buy one of my items and then tell me what you paid for it I don't know why you can't turn me down I'm too adorable I am so gonna regret this so we'll go to the one on third on third here two days in a row hopefully she shows up there she is I need your help with a Sunday crossword puzzle I I don't think I'll be much help Oh no you're useless for this um my dress came undone and I can't reach around to do it without making a spectacle of myself so if you could just it's not that hard it's just a tie thank you um in Bose perfect hi um have a seat I'm Marie by the way [Music] oh okay this is the part where you shake my hands tell me your name smile back at me um uh I'm I'm Jill I'm my name is Joe uh pleasure so what do you do Jill I'm a relationship counselor oh well you know I'm having trouble with my relationship maybe you can help I would um what's trouble well I just I don't know how to communicate with him it's like all he ever does is take take and all he ever wants is physical gratification and he wants me to feed him love him and then leave him alone and the only things he likes to do or eat sleep play ball and get loving from me oh and lick his balls he loves to lick his balls especially when we have company over [Music] excuse me well I thought he would grow out of it when you grew out his puppy face but he's four now and he still licks his balls with abandon you're talking about your dog oh you only help with human relationships whoa what I can tell you is that you will never have a better relationship than the one you have with your dog dogs are the greatest ah funny I had you pegged for a cat person ouch I didn't mean that as an insult it's a huge insult dogs are infinitely cooler than cats and dog lovers are infinitely even more cooler than cat lovers okay first impossible to be more cooler and B impossible to be more infinite it's impossible to be the grammar police and cool at all I'm hungry Jasper [Music] hey I'm gonna have the falafel but extra hummus at Bob ganoush I know I should never could just pick one just one is so boring I'm guessing you're more of a just Thomas person I don't know it's kind of hard to tell I'm not really much of a Mediterranean food person um how about just an order of fries told you but I'm honest is the best silky smooth satisfying and the healthiest don't you want to live long I mean how long do you want to live have you ever met someone who's lived over 100 they all have this look on their face like oh just kill me please and I wish I ate more french fries yeah I miss french fries you don't eat french fries I gave them up they're terrible for you and they take like five years off your life yeah but it's the last five years so what I'm not going to be peeing in a closet or forgetting my kids names bummer well maybe ASAP will come up with something that will let me live to a hundred and still eat my French fries yeah we'll need to argue that the eternal return is frightening what Ninja who a 19th century German philosopher he is considered the father of existentialism he argued that the internal return of the eternal return is a view that since time is infinite and matter is finite everything that happens will happen again and again and again forever that time isn't linear but circular oh so um the conversation that we're currently having will happen again and again and again correct and then just curiously um in any of these repeating future conversations am I going to understand what the [ __ ] you're talking about probably not that sucks I I'm curious I want to understand it maybe you can teach me thank you yeah they both count okay I'm ready to play no you cannot hold your cards like that well you seriously yeah because she can see them and you give us a bad name just make it look like you know how to play sorry I'll race five dollars whoa five dollars it's a quarter Auntie if you don't like it you can Fold It Wants to be a rule about the size of the race no it's just a friendly game we never really made those rules if someone wants to be a manipulative little [ __ ] and take advantage of that then yeah there is nothing we can do thank you if you don't like it you can suck my dick Allison Stacy fish I think Allison's bluffing alcohol oh shoot um okay I have a good hand but I don't have five dollars stays what you can't stay if you have a good hand that goes against the whole Poker Face thing right maybe that's part of my poker face I'm out Allison is just diabolical enough to not be bluffing so too scary Marie can I sell you this bracelet for five dollars uh no first I got you that bracelet for your birthday and second it's from my fall line so I can just make another one for like 87 cents and third is already out of style I like it it looks well on you it works really well with your skin tone and everything color coming in with a compliment just being honest you are not you are so lying your whole voice and Body Language changes yeah yeah she's right I mean it's so easy to tell when you're lying you are the worst liar which is how I know you have nothing so just give me the chips may not have the best poker faces but at least we can hide when we're in love unlike Marie yeah yeah you are totally but Marie is always in love so there's like nothing to hide okay honestly I feel like this one might be different yeah really so it might last longer than the next pair of socks maybe but I don't know I don't want to drink it so I'm not saying anything and I have to take my pills so deal me in the next one I'll be right back I keep forgetting she had that kidney transplant I know I would literally fall apart if it went through everything she's been through that's because you're a hypochondriac and a germaphobe okay don't listen to our Stace germs are bad who are you're a doctor you're surrounded by germs which is why I hate them okay well wait till you're married because Maggie and I are always swapping germs see that's why I will always live alone even when I'm married I want to meet in my life just not in my house you know that makes sense they're gross they're disgusting but if you're going to be married to someone that's different like they have to live with you no I think I'm good yeah no you haven't told me what you do oh I run my own Boutique jewelry business in process yeah but heavy is the head that wears the crown actually it's not heavy as the head it's uneasy as the head are you sure heavy makes more sense heavy doesn't fit I am a contaminer Shakespearean three syllables hence unease e heavy is such a better word since the crown is physically heavy making the head heavy via metaphorical transference some tax over meaning no I was right bill was wrong yeah Shakespeare was such a lazy writer oh yay I thought you gave themselves uh Jill convinced me to try them again no fair now I feel responsible if you don't live as long but I'll be happier [Music] uh I'm gonna pass talk about no fair you've inspired me to try hummus that's so sweet that's actually too sweet it's like the perfect thing to say like what a player would say I didn't know women could be players anybody can be a player but yeah you're right they're mostly men I was just trying to be nice how does that make me a player that's the problem what makes players players is that they are nice they say all the right things they come off as kind caring committed and then bam Bob's your uncle and they leave you for someone else Bob who and what Uncle you never heard of that expression well it's a big conundrum one of the biggest I face impossible to tell the difference between a friend and a player sounds confusing tell me about it so um are you satisfied with my fries absolutely just making sure you change what you want all the time it's hard to tell sometimes well I think I found something worth sticking with [Music] I'm very happy for you I wish you the best we have some history I think maybe she's still in love with me hmm yeah she's definitely still in love with you I can see why sorry if that makes me seem like too much of a player [Music] [Music] I could get used to this I'm not sure if I could ever get used to this is that a good thing or a bad thing there's a lot I'm not used to don't get offended but am I here first a woman that is I once had this drunken thing with this girl at a party but afterwards she blamed it on the tequila and never spoke with me again oh your only time [Music] I grew up in a family where it was considered wrong so I just never acted on it [Music] sorry [Music] it really wasn't that bad it was kind of like a bell when it rings it's wonderful but it can sit and sit and sit and never ring eventually it just gets used to not ringing can't imagine I've been multi-sexual since I can remember is that a real thing a multi-sexual yeah it is now I thought it was pansexual as a post with ginstonian I have created my own word [Music] you remember that conversation and understood enough to throw it in my face Bravo I remember everything you're teaching me that's what I love the most about you [Music] [Music] do you hear that thing [Music] um [Laughter] yeah you know I'm glad you finally started taking these lunchtime boxes yeah I think it's been good for me to get out of the office finally enjoy the outdoors nature everything and it's it's nice to have company but you know you look like a completely different person same on me just not as buried in my work I really think these walks have helped you know I hate to bring up work but there's this file that you're following behind on and it's not a big deal just nothing to worry about I yeah I know I'm sorry it's just I've had some really tough files in this last batch you know I'll have them in by the movie I know you will your roofs my most reliable and trustworthy team member [Music] oh my god did you read that funny gift book that I told you about yeah cat's fatal yes okay so I want to start calling Andrew Ice Nine just because he kills every conversation what do you think from are you in on it I'm yeah okay [Music] foreign [Music] so what do you think about what what my dress it's nice okay why don't you like it I just said I liked it no you said it's nice which means you don't like it I like it then why wouldn't you say so I thought I did okay so what do you like about it what do you mean is it pretty is it cute is it stylish it's all those things it's pretty cute and stylish okay it can't be all of those things is it pretty cute or stylish oh cute it's not supposed to be cubes I have plenty of cute dresses this one was supposed to be stylish you know sexy elegant yeah that's what I meant it's stylish and sexy and and I forgot the last one Elegance it's Elegance it's stylish sexy and elegant really yeah you mean it you're not just saying that yes I genuinely mean all the things you just told me to say yeah yeah you're done with this that's it no more oh no this will never stop you do understand never no I'm going to torture you forever this is just the beginning you cringe every time I say it but we will be together forever trust me do you like it it's nice let me see you're stressed what's going on it's France France France they're mad about what numbers there's our low lowest of any country percentage-wise but someone has to be the lowest yes but it's by a lot and it's France so so they're threatening to pull out if the algorithm doesn't change the algorithm is fine it's France well if they change the algorithm it'll make it a lot worse for me can't change the object and they can't have France pulling out oh I'm sure they will figure something out we'll see [Music] hey um one more thing yeah I need you to stop seeing her [Music] they see everything you do and it's for your own good trust me I know can I tell her no it ends now for what it's worth I thought you two made a cute couple I'll have today's paperwork and first thing tomorrow morning booth great I'll have today's paperwork in first thing tomorrow morning have a nice day buddy I can't believe you're still holding your cards like that why must you always bring up that hold my cards like this I need to see everything because whatever works for you you're a doctor so I guess that's surgical yes it is it is actually thank you Marie call unfold [Music] a fault are you high you folded three tens over 80 cents yeah I'd do anything for 80 cents that's what the golf team said it was the track team I mean I don't think date is the most accurate for to describe what you did but yeah okay at least I don't have a six month rule like Miss Disney princess here men need to prove themselves okay but six months paying for the big one even not that except for that never that well you know a few days for a long time Maggie's idea of interesting is going to meet other Sioux Plantation on Manchester [Music] about what do you guys know about Aesop what anything well rumor at the hospital is that it either stop sprinkles or proven Spalding yeah why I met someone and I think she works for ASAP every time I mention it she either leaves or changes the subject well you should sleep with her and then find out why yeah I want to I can't she disappeared ghosted me right when things were going great so she's a she this time why does that matter it doesn't I'm just yeah I don't have a problem it's okay Stace you will never understand why I like both boys and girls and I will never understand why you like juicy sweatsuits yeah they're so comfy same I don't know I guess you must really liked her I haven't seen like this since Anthony oh um I'm sorry Marie I I forgot we weren't supposed to mentioning his name and then it's okay it's fine it was a long time ago so many versions of me ago yeah well I'll ask around the hospital see what I can find the rumor is I heard it's the biggest secret since the baked Moon oh my God not that again there is no wind on the moon how did the flag fly oh thank you Pilar but um don't worry about it I can handle this one on my own it's Maggie's lawyer you know given what happened with Michelle I'll be good this time at least as good as I can be um good thank you good luck wait so what do I do now um she folded yes yeah [Music] what is it this time Ruth teacher of the year four times in a row chemistry and a transplant patient hard automatic now he also teaches drama his students love him and his kidney is going to need to be replaced every year you know the codepac won't keep it from aging because it's not his we've been through this he adopts disabled dogs and runs a doggy rehab out of his house okay I would probably marry him if given the chance but he's a hard automatic now I feel like this isn't just about the teacher I don't know what you're talking about Earth we've we've all been there we all have needs and if you want to talk about it I'm fine there's nothing to talk about I don't have needs the it's just get in the way needs cause pain and frustration and and pain and more pain you know who do you see it's I don't eat these are they're just needs these are stupid so what's wrong you wouldn't understand you liked her she was different so different I mean nothing like Anthony or Becca or Josh so she was smart kind caring faithful yes I get it I have had a few issues to work out which is why I liked Jill you know no more cavemen dominatrix wiccans yeah I liked her because she was just a dork Maggie's kind of a dork yeah not like Joe she wears a members only jacket knockoff oh so she wants to be a member but she's not cool enough and she does crossword puzzles in an actual newspaper she like 80. she's just a sweet smart woman who ghosted me for no reason which is why I'm depressed I can't win so find her we we all know you can all your restraining orders say so two I only have two that are current okay so I'm passionate sorry is that a crime these days well no but hacking into Josh's computer network and changing all of his co-workers screensavers to a pick of him taking a crop that is that was some of my best work I should have a medal for that I agree but it also shows that you have the skills to find Jill so go find her [Music] thank you I have no friends no one knows where I live it has to be them [Music] [Music] foreign I don't have cookies um do you want a banana God no my doctor told me to one a day I didn't last a week boring you can't stay [Music] you can't stay [Music] then make me go [Music] oh my goodness should any word you found me so easily terrified I mean seriously that was kind of insane like that's not what stable rational people do whatever gave you the idea I was stable or rational no but honestly this is the most stable rational response I've had to being dumped ever so I should be terrified no you're the first person that I found and didn't Revenge not so much I love you you love me I gave up a week of my life to search for you do you love me yes you're adorable can I ask you a stupid question there are no stupid questions just stupid people and lots of them why why do you love me hell if I know okay if I could choose who I fell in love with my life would be so much easier I know why I like you but love you no idea I just do I don't know where I'm going with this but I think it has something to do with death death give me a second I almost have it when we love someone it's like we aren't important anymore and we lose ourselves when we're single or in lust all we care about is ourselves our own successes our own feelings but when we're in love we care about someone else as much as ourselves or more or more so we're no longer afraid of death or not our own death when we're with someone we love it's like we can never die or at least that's what it feels like so love isn't about passion it's about eternity it's finding our own eternity that's why we're so drawn to it and why when we lose someone we love it's like we died because we did we lost our eternity what if we lived forever huh like what if we were Eternal beings we never died would we still love uh I don't know that is [ __ ] up even for me yeah that's nonsense we love so we can live forever that's it I like that [ __ ] I forgot to take my pills what pills my immune suppression pills immune suppression meaning for a transplant impressive that is exactly what they're for I got a kidney transplant and the pills basically help lower my immune system so it doesn't try to kick my new kidney out hubla what what's wrong nothing [Music] [Music] everybody keep dancing morning [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] 3 P.M yeah but he just woke up so it's where'd you get that that counter what what what are you doing well I now have to go to the grocery store on Wednesday instead of Thursday because I'll run out of bananas a day early oh my God oh trust me you'll thank me so now that you're up I can make you your eggs okay I'm gonna make you my top secret special eggs they're actually just sunny side up but I do something miraculous that makes them better than any sunny summer eggs you've ever had before I am actually like being scrambled well top titties because you'll be getting them Sunny Side Up and you will adore them okay so what's the biggest problem with sunny side up eggs I don't know because I like them scrambled Roddy White's nobody likes the runny whites but fear not I will make your sunny side up eggs with firm whites and still a runny yolk it's gonna be good okay I know you're tired but you should really be more excited about this is my sunny side up eggs with firm whites and a runny yolk might be the greatest scientific discovery in history and have you achieved such culinary brilliance well the secret is really very simple you break the white like you would the yolk you spread it thin so it Cooks quickly and this makes the edges of the whites crispy voila it's good go sit down and I'll bring you the rest of the breakfast when I'm done since you don't like my secret special breakfast I made you oatmeal I hope it's boring enough for you we need to talk I know too much too fast I know it's I'm a lot it's just I worked so hard to find you and then I wanted to make it nice and it's not that though you are as you say a lot it's not the oatmeal is it I thought that was just a joke no I actually love oatmeal thank you of course you do there's something I've been hiding from you you work for ASAP and your name's not Jill how could you I'm really good at puzzles but you're really bad at hiding things I'm absolutely the worst which is also why I figured out from your reactions that Aesop discovered something about living longer and that because of my transplant I won't be able to get whatever they discovered wow that's wow you found that all out just for my reactions mostly first you hesitated when I asked your name clearly it was fake the first time I mentioned ASAP you immediately got up and left and the next time you changed the subject and every time after that so obviously you work for them and the first time I mentioned us being together forever you got this lost look in your eye and then I mentioned my condition and you got the same lost look so it wasn't simply that the simplest explanation knowing that you work for Aesop is that Aesop came up with something that will make it impossible for us to be together forever and then the rest I was just guessing but how close am I first my name is Ruth seconds you do not want to know how close I love puzzles seriously you don't want to know how close that's why we have to talk can I just bask in my glory for a few more seconds por favor you got everything right except ASAP didn't just come up with a way to live longer they came up with a way to live forever forever it seems that way we developed a pill that ends entropy which means people stop aging which means people don't die of old age stop aging holy [ __ ] mother of Christ ah but but I won't get it because it's transplant no one with a transplant because the transplant organ will age so so wait only transplant patients don't get the pill it's made from a limited natural resource so there's only enough for around 88 of the population this is going to be interesting yeah pretty much but that's what I do I use an algorithm to decide who gets it and who doesn't that's why you broke up with me it's it's just part of the job I can't have friends no one to blur on my objectivity oh that must suck wow I mean if this really happens like everything changes yeah pretty much that's why everything has to say as Secrets until they figure it all out huh is this why you're so into philosophy I always have been but yeah listen let's take a step back reflect on what I told you we'll talk tomorrow so many questions take your time figure out your questions organize your thoughts you're kicking me out just until tomorrow let's meet at the park it's a good place to talk [Music] I don't understand the problem I ordered them three days ago two dozen heirloom tomato tarts problem is if the pastry chef didn't make any this morning why not it's your most popular item the chef went to the farmer's market this morning and didn't find any tomatoes that were worthy of her tart so she didn't buy any sorry sorry you're joking right we don't joke about tart worthiness sorry I just never thought I would hear the phrase tart worthiness out loud well I have a party this afternoon that's expecting two dozen of your famous heirloom tomato tarts what do you want me to do I hate to interject but have you tried their Artisan avocado bacon bombs avocado bacon rocks those just sound promising and we could pretty easily have two dozen ready for your party oh looks like the chef found the avocados to be bomb worthy today there's no such thing as bomb worthy avocados don't be absurd such a lifesaver thank you oh yeah just want to make sure those soccer moms in Chesterfield get their trendy app how'd you know the party was for soccer moms in Chesterfield easy everyone around here knows the Tomato Tarts haven't been trending in months but Chesterfield is the last place in town that thinks they're still hip my soccer moms if it were soccer dads you'd be getting nachos good point now if you really want to impress me what's the party for um let's see I'm gonna go with Caitlyn is moving her divorce papers went through and now she's free to move to a new cul-de-sac in Chesterfield she's not moving but it is a divorce party and how the [ __ ] did you know her name was Caitlyn uh playing the odds um there was a big Caitlyn baby name explosion a while back so now nearly third of all Suburban women over 30 are Caitlyn's oh and the divorce Marie what are you having uh give me a second that is Chesterfield it is just what women over 30 do in Chesterfield [Music] you're even smarter than they said who's they love her um I'm sorry Who Who Are You if you love her I don't know what to do Marie what do you want Jasper I'm busy listen [ __ ] I don't know foreign they already know about us of course they do they knew when I first broke up with you no they know who I am where to find me everything I told you ASAP is everywhere they know everything they approached me when where just now at the cafe who approached you how do you know it was Aesop it was so weird that was online waiting for this woman she was having an issue with Jasper the last Jasper and I was trying to help so we started like laughing bonding and then out of nowhere she asks me do you love her what she said do you love her I was like what and then she said if I love you I will know what to do it may not have been ASAP that is way out of character for them did you get her name no but I asked Jasper the name under the order and she said Alexandra Corrington but I mean I'm sure that's not a real name Alex you know her an ex much worse AVP who AVP it's a part of ASAP just imagine a combination of the CIA KGB and the mob I'd rather not I don't know if this is good or bad it seems bad like really bad like we're about to die bad if that's not how they operate there's a knock at the door you open it all of a sudden it's them and it's over okay maybe something happened maybe she got spooked before she doesn't spook no one at AVP does but she used her real name she had to know that you'd find it out you'd tell me and I would recognize it so I don't know okay maybe she was giving us a warning a heads up why she doesn't owe me anything okay I'm officially scared we should be but we should not panic okay what should we do nothing we should just wait here until they kill us if they wanted to kill us we would already be dead that's supposed to make me feel better no not at all but that's all we can do right now we have to show them that we are not scared let's go home pretend like nothing happened okay okay need I remind you of the mess you made of Germany perfect timing handle friends [Music] [Music] so we need to be careful with Maureen or nothing we're used to and and she's crazy about her [Music] does she know [Music] yeah good I hate eliminating the Smart Ones all right ASAP questions what have you got for me okay how long have you had this oh 57 years so how following 86. funny you don't look a day over 85. yeah that joke got old a long time ago sorry oh I'm gonna need a minute that was a bit jarring take your time oh wait so if Aesop has been around for decades then that means people have died while you've been sitting on the pill there isn't enough for everyone people are gonna die no matter what if we rushed it there could have been devastating consequences still it doesn't seem right difficult decisions have been made had to be made but if things continue to go as planned were there others before me in your long life a verse women like me no there have not been others like you so besides transplant patients who else doesn't get the pill it's a really complicated algorithm it's person by person mostly outside of those who are sick mentally too emotionally morally anyone deemed unhealthy the key is who will be the most productive in this new Eternal Society okay so then none of my exes will get it since they're all lying cheating douchebags even the women especially the women so will people still get married well it won't be against the law but without children I doubt many will no children no new children the people living forever will have to be able to control the population somehow and people will want to age to adulthood prior to taking the pill no one wants to get stuck at age 14 forever God no what a horrible age wait what about dogs no but Socrates if there isn't enough for every human but some dogs are more productive than Some Humans right well I don't want to live in a world without dogs there will still be dogs they just won't live forever we'll have to keep getting new ones just like we do now but forever okay I guess that's a little better but I want Socrates to live forever you know if I can't you know you are taking this quite well considering well I never thought I was gonna live forever so not much has changed but I still haven't wrapped my head around the whole Aesop thing you have been avoiding the real reason for this conversation I know I think we both know what we should decide I can't be responsible for your there might be other options than you think either we break up and you live forever or we don't and you die there are other options and maybe I don't want to live without you that's very sweet but that is [ __ ] I am not worth giving up Eternity for well maybe the judge of that has anyone else ever given up Aesop only one that I know of do tell Cindy she was the receptionist at Aesop I saw her at the front desk every single day for decades totally okay sounds groovy bye hey Sandy hey how's it going Ruth I know just checking out my files what you doing this weekend seeing the Exorcist let's go in theaters no I'm watching at home my brand new VCR like the ones they have here yeah they make personal ones now and it was a little pricey but I get to watch movies at home that can't be a thing where have you been you gotta get with the times man you know just buried in my work always better than my work [Music] what is that thing Cindy oh that's a texting telephone say what it was originally created for the deaf but like anybody can use it to do what okay let's say you don't want to pick up the phone say like this put it on there type in your message and then the person on the other end of the line can read what you said it's called texting I would anyone do that trust me everybody's gonna be texting I just don't see this whole thing thing catching on yeah no I totally got it okay I gotta go bye another Gadget oh yeah this is a Newton it's not out yet but I got my hands on a prototype what's it do everything everyone in the future is going to have one of these and it will change the world [Music] and then I came to work one day and she was gone a new girl Andrea replaced her and she's been there ever since so what happened to her no one knows for sure we think that she started seeing a guy ASAP found out and she disappeared killed her no one knows for sure but that's what we think she could have easily run away before they got to her let's find out I mean if she's alive we should talk to her about what happened and then we'll have a better idea of what we should do no that's way too risky especially since they already confronted you remember I'm great at solving puzzles and like you said if they wanted us dead we'd already be I don't even know her last name her name is Cindy she loves gadgets you know what she looks like oh and she doesn't age it's not that hard okay wow thank you okay well before we go gentlemen I would like to have a word with you each of you owe me one favor and I'm thinking I want to cash in on those favors all at once uh are you kidding you owe me like half a dozen papers already it's like 10 for me I lost count years ago yeah okay well clearly I have also lost track but since I already owe you so many favors maybe what's one more to add to the list just tell us what you want hon okay I love my friends and Stacy do you have access to old news stories yeah that's what I did was from 1984 I mean basically everything's digitized now great could you look into any story about a 28 year old blonde named Cindy and she was really into science sure thank you Pilar if you could look into old hospital records anything about 28 year old blonde named Cindy over the last 27 years that's gonna be a long list I know I'm sorry any and every name and if you have pictures even better okay Ally you're still into Old gadgets and gizmos and things right yeah I mean Engineers call them vintage inventions but yeah okay great um could you look into um anything about a 28 year old blonde named Cindy yes active on one of your vintage inventions message boards okay uh what year like when was she 28 well any and every year it's confusing but could you do that people don't really use their real names but yeah I'll try thank you I really really appreciate it it means a lot to me listen I don't mind like helping you stalk one of Joe's ex-girlfriends but this is getting like really weird yeah this is the craziest plot you've hatched yet and that's saying something no no this is not about stalking one of her ex-girlfriends it's more important than that is this about Aesop oh yeah you thought that she was working there no not about Aesop it's just too confusing to explain I wish you were Pilar that I know if you were lying but you can't because I'm such a good poker player which is why I usually take all your money but not tonight you got lucky it's nothing I have smell it I'm a strategist what oh cards like this that's a strategy because then when I win I just go and then I win okay well you did win I'm just gonna take it what's up Marie what now you're all right she's smarter than we used to culture we should really think about recruiting her maybe eventually but her friends are now involved need me to take care of any of them no they're Clueless and besides Pilar is a conspiracy theorist conspiracy theorists make our job so much easier plant little story here and and Marie has learned about Cindy it's a matter of time how close days maybe hours it seems our threat didn't work maybe the next option okay I know this is what you do best but remember we're the good guys and not like last time I'll follow orders good but my way is easiest and removes all risk considering how high the stakes are we really should be focused on minimizing risk you always have been more cold-blooded than me comes with the job anyways we have leverage or transplant I don't think she's one for negotiating well I think she is especially with what we have to offer I'll be right I am quietly please not like last time I'm gonna get gray hairs is that even possible we could have met anywhere this isn't top secret information I wanted to meet in a parking garage like deep throat and Woodward but I couldn't find any that were empty this time of day you realize I'm both deep throat and Woodward in this situation whatever what did you find surprisingly quite a bit this includes everything from Allison and Pilar as well but uh we weren't sure what you're looking for so there's a good chance most of it's a dead end I'm sure there is something in here I can use and when I find it I will tell you everything and it will make you more famous than Woodward I can't wait have fun thank you [Music] foreign [Music] hello Marie those artisanal avocado bacon bombs work magic with the soccer mobs in Chesterfield thanks Marie pleasure Chester I have heard so much about you well actually I have heard everything about you and I must confess I am impressed you harm one hair on her head and I swear as God is my witness my dear too many movies ASAP it's a benevolent organization our goal has always been to make the world a better place we're not as diabolical as some have assumed I already know all about you the pursuit of perfection can get Messy as the cliche goes you've got to crack a few eggs before you make an omelette even get rid of a few rotten ones you know that's not what I mean yes that is why we're here I just found out less than an hour ago and you beat me here that's scary misery said we monitor everything I'm sorry what are you guys talking about do you want to tell her or should I tell me what I guess I'm gonna have to tell her your beloved Aesop is a scam it can't be I took the pill I know it works that's not the scam the scam is that they have plenty for everyone that's what Cindy found out she didn't meet a guy I don't understand Eugenics ethnic cleansing genocide proactive Darwinism not a thing survival of the fittest thinning out the herd whatever you want to call it a murder I still don't understand when codepek was discovered we immediately started working on a synthetic version it took over a decade but we were eventually successful so ASAP can make as many pills as it wants enough for everyone technically yeah accurately and actually then why keep up with the list and the decisions good question ASAP was designed to create a perfect Eternal world an everlasting Utopia and that would not be possible if everyone got the pill why not the sick the weak the criminal there would just be a drain on our resources the world would be the same except everyone would live forever we wouldn't improve as a society this this would help us improve we are constantly improving why would we stop are we I mean our technology is but are we as people consider the ancient Greeks of the Romans are we any more just moral profound or do we just have cooler toys okay so no one sees the contradiction in murdering millions of people in order to become more moral it's the same problem that has played Humanity since the beginning of time only this time we have the perfect solution don't you mean the final solution we are not Nazis yeah denying your Nazis kind of means you are we have a once in a lifetime opportunity to build a perfect Society one free of disease crime and laziness who would want to live in such a boring place especially forever we didn't come here to debate we came here to make an offer whatever it is no what kind of offer we are not accepting their offer we must stop them we have to let everyone know what they're really up to Marie we should at least listen I have everything loaded up ready to send to my friend Stacy who is a national reporter who would love to blow the lid off this Aesop is everywhere they control everything we already have counter stories to run making whatever you post seem like conspiracy theories but if it's out there maybe someone will believe it maybe not today but maybe over time as more people learn about it and more research is done about it that's a lot of maybes this isn't the first rumor that Aesop is squashed we're pretty good at it I don't care I can't not do something and I can't take your offer we'll give you the pill and find a way to make it work with their transplant we'll find a way to eliminate your need for a transplant and until then you can have as many what about everyone else this is just for you but you have to promise to never reveal anything that you've learned ever yeah I can guess the consequences if I do so I'm taken care of for eternity but Millions tens of millions hundreds of millions of people will die who don't need to the weak and the sick will die out just as Nature has intended hurry it's a good offer we are not gonna get a better one I can't I just can't you send that you may or may not stop it but one thing is certain your immediate fate I know a knock at the door you open it and before you realize and not just your fate but Roots as well [Music] foreign [Music] choice morning I get it it's rough right now but it will get better remember I'm the one who decides who gets it so I've lost a lot of sleep too you know the one thing that kept me up most last night trying to figure out how you found their secret I mean everything's on hard copies nothing is digital nothing's online unless you broke into their offices how did you do it Cindy she left it for me to find excuse me well not me but someone you know how she was always into the latest gadgets technology yeah she had the next biggest thing before anyone else exactly she disappeared in 1991 so the next big thing then was the internet close that was around for a few decades but the World Wide Web was created then and this allowed anyone with a computer to go on the internet and place something onto a server then it would be there as long as this River was around so Cindy plays what she learned on a server she placed her whole story there how she accidentally found out their secret and was worried what would happen if they found out she knew she wrote it all up and hid it deep in a server she created so if ASAP never found it how do you they thought they found it when they found her hard copies remember Aesop never used anything but old school methods so they would never expect it would be on a server especially not in 1991 but how did you find it I had Help from My Friends they gave me a lot of info on her that I used and then once I thought that it might be on a server it was kind of easy wow I have to say I'm impressed I'm just sad she she died for this in hopes that someone would find it and and stop them and I found it but I'm not stopping them I'm not even trying it's not fair I don't know if this is fair foreign [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] starving I'm tired of this battle I need a place to rest my head [Music] I Wanna Lay Down these weapons be embraced by loving ends instead laughs I fought this war for so long what was I even fighting for I don't know anymore once you open my door you changed my whole world all the rest faded and obscure you're the only thing that makes sense in the chaos [Music] [Music] in the chaos when nothing else exists [Music] only us only us only only us your voice rises above the noise it's the only song I hear [Music] I thought this war for so long I forgot what I was fighting for and I don't care anymore once you open my door you changed my whole world you're the one I'm fighting for you're the only thing that makes sense in the chaos of Darkness you're the only thing that makes sense in the chaos where nothing else exists only us you're the only thing that makes sense in the chaos [Music] you're the only thing says [Music] nothing else exists [Music] [Music] follow me [Music] on me [Music] you're the only thing that makes sense [Music] thank you [Music] ever since you walked into my life I've been dreaming about you [Music] I don't know if I could stand on these two feet if I had to live without you foreign [Music] let me learn the steps I'll do anything to be closer to your heat [Music] yeah yeah [Music] this feels like it was supposed to be I am I wanna feel you close to me [Music] this feels like you're supposed to be [Music] a shot and I promise I'll give you the world [Music] I would do anything to be your only girl foreign [Music] this feels like it's supposed to be [Music]