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uh

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none of this is working this is a

[ __ ] disaster

okay that was good uh could you give me

one more of those just like

less high pitched and more just like

just terrified and kind of make it a

little bit longer too if you could

it's not my fault we got the letter q

that's you being disrespected

i know did you see the press release

i was last yeah i saw that you're even

after nacho violando

besides five grand i'd like to just make

any kind of movie for five thousand

dollars

all right so what are we gonna do to

make our segment stand out

what if our abc's of death short is the

only segment in the entire film to

feature an actual

on-screen death like like somebody

actually dies

actually that's a great idea like we

kill an animal or something

yeah it wouldn't have to be a person we

could kill an animal nobody gives a [ __ ]

about animals what animal would we kill

it's got to start with a q q have

something to do with the queue

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actually he's kind of cute yes

ah [ __ ] let's kill this [ __ ] duck

one you might want to back up just a

little bit

okay so how do we do this well we got to

make sure we pretty much kill it right

away we don't want to suffer too much

right right right yeah yeah this isn't a

snap film this is art

ducks die all the time for food okay

yeah

yeah this is what you eat america you

american pigs

they're the real killers not us that's

right yeah

hey juan we're gonna just tell us like

this is that cool

all right so on to count three yeah

sounds good all right

one

two

hold on a second can you just shoot the

duck i mean i

i know it's my you know thing but uh if

you chew the duck i'd appreciate it

yeah yeah i got it okay

one two

this [ __ ] thing god damn it did you

get the safety on it you know i don't

even [ __ ] know what side it's all

right

oh

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you