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are you sure this is cognac

tastes more like supermarket cooking

brandy trust me it's the good stuff

yeah i don't know granddad i've done

wee-wee's tastier than this

it's the good stuff

you could have got a tv in here i've

told you i don't like telly well just

get a small one then

it's like being in the 1950s in here

oh have you heard something rotten about

the 1950s

look at you my lovely little grandson

not so little these days

uh hello this is embarrassing

right i'm

[ __ ] off to bed

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uh

oh this necklace yeah it is real gold

would look even better hanging off your

tit love

and i am absolutely loving

it

my lovely little grandson

what a [ __ ] you're the [ __ ] mate

who called me a [ __ ]

huh huh what ah [ __ ] ah

[ __ ] what

what are you doing in there oh i'm here

every night and you keep me awake

all night with your wanking and you're

farting

trash are you trying to look like me

yes is that all right

what have you got on your finger i got

this in chad it's for opening

mollusks and i'm absolutely

loving it that's my catchphrase

what is your [ __ ] problem grandad you

are my [ __ ] problem

you've been staying with me for a whole

year

now and you're cramping

my style

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i heard you on the phone calling me a

wanker

me oh anchor you don't know how that

hurt

can you see anything that i could rank

with

can you can you

can you

can you

you