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[bright music playing]
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[ding]
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* Do-be-do-be-do-do-do, oh *
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["No More 'I Love You's'"
by Annie Lennox plays]
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* Do-be-do-be-do-do-do, oh *
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* Do-be-do-be-do-do-do, oh *
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* Do-be-do-be-do-do-do, oh *
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[man] Zoey, I've loved you
since the moment I saw you.
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You knocked me off my feet,
remember?
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I knew even then,
and I think you did too,
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that what we've got
is something special,
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something powerful,
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something real.
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When I look into your eyes,
I see our whole lives.
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The good days, the bad days,
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the birthdays, the old age.
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I... I want to do it all, Zoey!
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As long as I can do it
with you.
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And sure, it won't be perfect,
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but nothing in this world
is perfect,
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except for you.
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I'm ready to build a life,
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a family, a future, together,
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but that all starts
with one question.
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Zoey...
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Zoey...
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Uh, what's your last name again?
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Brooks.
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Zoey Brooks, will you marry me?
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[people gasping and exclaiming]
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What are you doing?
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I'm asking for your hand.
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We've been on two dates.
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Two perfect dates
that I would like to turn
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into forever, so, will you
make me the happiest--
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No, no, definitely not,
absolutely not.
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Not in a million years, no!
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Well, maybe
if you said "yes" now,
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and then we could talk
about it later.
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Byron, stand up.
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Yeah. Hi.
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You know this is weird, right?
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Yeah, I know it's weird.
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Just, I'm 30 and a half
and I live with my mom,
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and I'm the lead singer
of a Maroon 5 cover band.
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I don't really get
a lot of second dates.
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Thank you for your honesty,
Byron.
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I'm sure there's someone
out there for you,
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it just isn't me.
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So I need to leave.
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Yeah, that, uh,
that makes sense.
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You gonna be all right?
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Oh yeah, I'm, uh,
yeah, I'll be fine.
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All right.
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So I'll call you?
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Please don't.
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Okay.
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-Congratulations!
-Congratulations!
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["Celebrity Skin" by Hole plays]
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* Oh, make me over *
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* I'm all I wanna be *
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* A walking study *
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* In demonology *
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* Hey, so glad
you could make it *
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* Yeah,
now you've really made it *
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* Hey, so glad
you could make it now *
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[hard rock music ends]
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[screaming]
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[electricity buzzing]
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[bright music playing]
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[host] You're watching
LOVE: Fully Charged.
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Welcome to sunny
Malibou Lake, California,
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where 12 sexy singles
will spend the summer
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searching
for their perfect match,
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with the grand prize
of either true love
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or a car.
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This season, we've taken
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a stupid old
Pontiac Solstice Coupe
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and we've converted it
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into the electric vehicle
of your dreams.
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With a range of 300 miles
and self-driving capabilities,
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this is the fully charged LUV-6.
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Now buckle up because this week,
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Jordan B. and Jordyn J.
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go on their first date.
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[mellow music playing]
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What's up?
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I currently drive
a 2009 Ford Fiesta,
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no A/C, no rearview mirror,
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so you know I'm gunnin'
for that Pontiac.
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But Jordyn J. is lookin'
super hot today,
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so, yeah, I guess my head
is starting to turn!
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[giggling]
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You're lookin' super hot today.
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-You want some wine?
-Yeah, thanks.
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[laughter]
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So look, why'd you pick me
to go on a date?
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Uh...
[chuckles nervously]
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[music stops]
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Uh...
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[chuckles]
Um...
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Tell her to go. Go, go!
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[chuckles nervously]
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[Jordan B.] Well, um...
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Uh...
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Uh...
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Oh, thank God.
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[whispering] Mysterious...
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[Jordan B.] 'Cause
you're mysterious
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and beautiful,
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and you caught my eye
the second you walked in.
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I haven't felt a connection
like this
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with anyone else in the villa,
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and I'm excited to see
where this goes.
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I'm also excited to see
where this goes too.
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-To us.
-To us.
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[glasses clink]
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[director] And cut!
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-All right, that's a cut.
-Moving on.
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That was great, you guys!
Really fun stuff.
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Jordyn J., to confessionals.
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Hey, how'd I do?
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Oh, nailed it,
just like we practiced.
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America is going to love you.
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I don't think
I could do this without you.
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How do you always know
what to, like, say?
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Oh, it's just a part
of the job, Jordan B.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I've got a promotion to go get.
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Get 'em, Zo!
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[laughing]
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[man] So the question
that I propose to you,
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my brilliant production team,
is this.
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[light music playing]
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Has everybody seen what
they're doing at Dog Cops ?
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[all grumbling]
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Yeah, it's some freaky shit.
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Freaky, new...
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shit, and that's what I want
from you for our show.
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I want freaky new ideas
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or...
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you're fired.
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-[man] Make everyone get naked?
-No!
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[man 2] What if we paired
someone with an animal?
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We did that last season!
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What if we replaced
all the girls with their moms?
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That's an amazing idea
because if there's one thing
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Middle America loves,
it's old women.
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No, doesn't test well.
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What if Jordan B. proposed?
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What if Jordan B. proposed?
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[light music playing]
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Everyone shut up.
Greg, you had an idea?
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[Greg stammers]
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What if Jordan B.
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proposed to Jordyn J.?
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A proposal...
on the second date?
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[dramatic rumbling]
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That is some freaky shiznit,
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and it is so genius,
it just could work.
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How do you come up with this?
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I don't know!
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-[laughs awkwardly]
-I know.
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-'Cause you're related to me.
-Actually, that was my idea!
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Okay, so the reason
I called this meeting,
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every year, for the finale,
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I put together a team
of our brightest and our best.
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The team
that will be live with me
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on site for our finale is...
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[mimicking prolonged drum roll]
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[continues mimicking drum roll]
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This is how you do TV.
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-Taylor!
-Yes!
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-Brian!
-[cheers]
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-Aiden.
-Yes!
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-Rafi!
-Yeah!
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-And of course, Greg.
-[exhales excitedly]
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Gotta have Greg.
Everybody else... be better.
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[paper crinkling]
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See you on the ice.
Meeting adjourned.
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[men cheering]
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[spirited music playing]
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-Siri, start my treadmill.
-Kelley, I need to talk to you.
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Okay, I'm super busy,
so make it quick please.
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It's about your selections
for live finale.
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I think you're making
a big mistake.
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Pink or hot pink
for the new girl?
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-Nude.
-She can't be naked.
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No, no, it's a color.
The color nude.
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Do I have to do
everyone's job around here?!
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[Zoey sighs]
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I would be such
a valuable member of the team
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because I've worked on the show
longer than anyone.
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-All the contestants trust me.
-Mr. Kevyn, question from Legal.
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Did we ever get permission
to use Pontiac for the car?
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We are the number one show
on the network.
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We don't ask Pontiac,
we tell them.
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In fact, tell Pontiac,
if they don't like it,
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they can kiss
my tiny little nuts.
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You done or you still need me?
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I have better ideas
than any of the guys!
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The proposal was my idea!
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Look, Debbie,
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if you don't like your job,
I can get you a new one.
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Submission tape duty.
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Wait, no, no, that is not--
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Submission tape duty!
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[elegant music playing]
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Woo! LOVE: Fully Charged!
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[sighs]
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[Zoey] Not today, please.
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-[ignition failing to start]
-Please.
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[sighs]
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[fans yelling excitedly]
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This is a closed set,
I want to let you guys know.
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I don't love that photo,
to be honest. I'll sign this.
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I do have to leave
in about two seconds.
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-But it's like the best picture!
-All right.
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[sighs]
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[car beeps to mimic
a wolf whistle]
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Oh my God.
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Need a ride?
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[whimsical music playing]
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Oh, come on, cheer up.
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This is what happens
when you still drive
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your dad's PT Cruiser,
from high school.
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You're gonna need
a new car, babe.
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I'm fine. I like my car.
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Isn't it crazy
that I started as your intern,
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and now like, we're...
like, I'm like...
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like a little above...
like it's crazy.
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What's crazy is that Kelley
lets you take home the show car
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but I can't even get him
to look at me.
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That's because Kelley
is obsessed with me.
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It would be like gross
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if it didn't come
with some perks.
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I just think
about all the things
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I dreamed about
in high school,
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and now I'm here,
and it's like,
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is this it, is this the dream?
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It's really gross how often
you talk about high school.
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[soft music playing]
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No, but seriously,
just break the rules.
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There are two types
of people, right?
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Sharks and minnows.
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I'm obviously a shark,
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and you're-you're a minnow.
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I'm not a minnow.
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Okay, then prove it.
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If you want Kelley's attention,
just do what I did.
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What did you do?
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I solicited him for nudes
and then I blackmailed him.
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[laughing]
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I'm joking!
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You're crazy!
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Um, no, I applied for the job.
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If it makes you feel better,
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0:10:11,149 --> 0:10:13,551
I really thought
the promotion was yours.
258
0:10:13,652 --> 0:10:15,453
You deserve it more than anyone,
259
0:10:15,553 --> 0:10:17,122
including me.
260
0:10:17,222 --> 0:10:19,124
I make way too much money.
261
0:10:19,224 --> 0:10:21,126
-You wanna go to sushi?
-[ding]
262
0:10:21,226 --> 0:10:22,961
Take me to SUGARFISH.
263
0:10:23,61 --> 0:10:24,963
[male voice] Taking you
to SUGARFISH.
264
0:10:25,63 --> 0:10:26,564
-[Zoey] Archer!
-[cars honking]
265
0:10:26,665 --> 0:10:28,33
It's totally fine.
266
0:10:28,133 --> 0:10:29,935
This drives itself,
we can just relax.
267
0:10:30,35 --> 0:10:31,236
Sit back, relax.
268
0:10:31,336 --> 0:10:32,971
[male voice] Door closing.
269
0:10:33,71 --> 0:10:35,73
[soft music playing]
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0:10:35,173 --> 0:10:37,676
[car beeps to mimic
a wolf whistle]
271
0:10:46,518 --> 0:10:47,619
[keys jingling]
272
0:10:53,58 --> 0:10:54,960
[phone ringing]
273
0:11:1,967 --> 0:11:3,401
-Hey!
-Hi!
274
0:11:3,501 --> 0:11:6,4
-Did you get it?
-The promotion? No.
275
0:11:6,104 --> 0:11:9,407
Sexism is still alive and well
in Hollywood, baby!
276
0:11:9,507 --> 0:11:10,743
What?!
277
0:11:10,843 --> 0:11:12,10
Those idiots.
278
0:11:12,110 --> 0:11:14,412
But no, the package,
I meant the package,
279
0:11:14,512 --> 0:11:16,181
Oh, uh, yeah.
280
0:11:16,281 --> 0:11:18,250
-Five minutes, Ms. Pensky.
-Thank you.
281
0:11:18,350 --> 0:11:20,585
You in London? I thought your
keynote wasn't 'til next week.
282
0:11:20,685 --> 0:11:22,254
We're pre-taping it
for the product launch.
283
0:11:22,354 --> 0:11:24,22
Open it.
I only have a few minutes.
284
0:11:25,490 --> 0:11:28,260
The new TekMate?!
These aren't even out yet!
285
0:11:28,360 --> 0:11:30,295
I guess it pays
to know the inventor!
286
0:11:30,395 --> 0:11:32,430
Don't you want to turn it on?
287
0:11:32,530 --> 0:11:33,498
[whirring]
288
0:11:33,598 --> 0:11:35,600
Wow, the unbreakable
see-through phone.
289
0:11:35,700 --> 0:11:37,870
It's even better in person!
290
0:11:37,970 --> 0:11:39,404
[laughs]
Oh my God.
291
0:11:39,504 --> 0:11:41,974
Did I tell you that I got
proposed to the other night
292
0:11:42,74 --> 0:11:44,42
on a second date?
293
0:11:44,142 --> 0:11:45,510
It's like the second we turn 30,
294
0:11:45,610 --> 0:11:48,280
everybody just
becomes obsessed with...
295
0:11:49,314 --> 0:11:51,349
"Will you be my maid..."
296
0:11:51,449 --> 0:11:52,517
Wait, what is...
297
0:11:52,617 --> 0:11:53,752
No.
298
0:11:53,852 --> 0:11:54,920
Shut up!
299
0:11:55,20 --> 0:11:56,688
Quinn and Logan
are getting married!
300
0:11:56,789 --> 0:11:58,190
-[shushing]
-Sorry.
301
0:11:59,424 --> 0:12:1,359
He met me in London
and surprised me with a trip
302
0:12:1,459 --> 0:12:3,461
to the Netherlands.
He even chartered a plane,
303
0:12:3,561 --> 0:12:5,898
which is so environmentally
irresponsible, but...
304
0:12:5,998 --> 0:12:7,699
-Of course he did!
-Of course he did!
305
0:12:7,800 --> 0:12:9,34
So, I just called Michael,
306
0:12:9,134 --> 0:12:10,903
and he is obsessed
with being the officiant.
307
0:12:11,3 --> 0:12:14,506
And I got off the phone with
Chase, and he is freaking out!
308
0:12:14,606 --> 0:12:17,9
Oh. Hi-hi, Zoey!
309
0:12:17,109 --> 0:12:18,176
So you heard.
310
0:12:18,276 --> 0:12:20,478
-She finally said yes!
-Hey, Logan!
311
0:12:20,578 --> 0:12:23,381
And it only took you 50 times.
Congrats!
312
0:12:23,481 --> 0:12:25,884
Okay, so I know it's
almost like too soon,
313
0:12:25,984 --> 0:12:27,820
but the wedding
has to be August 26th.
314
0:12:27,920 --> 0:12:29,587
Long story short,
product launch,
315
0:12:29,687 --> 0:12:31,924
it's the only time I'm free
for the next two years.
316
0:12:32,24 --> 0:12:34,860
And I don't know what I'd do
without my best friend there.
317
0:12:34,960 --> 0:12:36,294
So what do you say?
318
0:12:39,397 --> 0:12:41,399
You know, I thought
I was gonna have to work,
319
0:12:41,499 --> 0:12:43,268
but looks like I'm totally free!
320
0:12:43,701 --> 0:12:46,704
Thank you. Hey, you wanna get me
a water before I go on?
321
0:12:46,805 --> 0:12:48,573
Anything for my fiancee.
322
0:12:50,108 --> 0:12:52,10
Zo, you know
it's gonna be fine, right?
323
0:12:52,110 --> 0:12:54,246
Chase is gonna be there.
It's gonna be fine.
324
0:12:54,346 --> 0:12:56,348
More than fine,
it's gonna be fun.
325
0:12:56,448 --> 0:12:58,283
No one gets to see you anymore
except me.
326
0:12:58,383 --> 0:12:59,918
It'll be the reunion
we all need.
327
0:13:0,18 --> 0:13:1,186
I gotta go, love you.
328
0:13:1,286 --> 0:13:2,855
[announcer] Please welcome
inventor
329
0:13:2,955 --> 0:13:4,756
Quinn Pensky.
330
0:13:4,857 --> 0:13:7,559
[applause]
331
0:13:8,160 --> 0:13:9,127
[phone beeps]
332
0:13:12,730 --> 0:13:13,932
I need another drink.
333
0:13:14,32 --> 0:13:15,133
* You used to know me... *
334
0:13:15,233 --> 0:13:17,335
"No one sees you anymore."
335
0:13:17,435 --> 0:13:18,971
[sighs]
I see people.
336
0:13:19,71 --> 0:13:20,605
Just because I haven't seen them
in a while
337
0:13:20,705 --> 0:13:22,240
doesn't mean we aren't friends,
right?
338
0:13:22,340 --> 0:13:24,242
I have a lot of friends,
see a lot of people.
339
0:13:24,342 --> 0:13:26,311
Even if I had the option,
I'm too busy.
340
0:13:26,411 --> 0:13:27,980
I'm really busy all the time.
341
0:13:28,80 --> 0:13:32,150
* I used to be your angel,
now I'm walking out your door *
342
0:13:32,250 --> 0:13:34,52
* You say I'm turnin' evil *
343
0:13:34,152 --> 0:13:36,88
* I'll say I'm finally pure *
344
0:13:36,188 --> 0:13:38,190
* Shine bright
in my reflection *
345
0:13:38,290 --> 0:13:40,358
* Think I lost myself before *
346
0:13:40,458 --> 0:13:43,261
* Held me back,
tied me up inside a cage *
347
0:13:43,361 --> 0:13:45,497
* Had to change my life *
348
0:13:45,597 --> 0:13:48,133
* 'Cause I knew
you'd stay the same *
349
0:13:48,233 --> 0:13:51,769
* Couldn't see you were
standing in my way *
350
0:13:52,337 --> 0:13:54,472
* I can see clearly now,
now, now *
351
0:13:54,572 --> 0:13:57,109
* You used to know me,
now you don't *
352
0:13:58,476 --> 0:14:2,247
* You used to hypnotize me,
did it so easy *
353
0:14:2,647 --> 0:14:5,50
* You used to know me,
now you don't *
354
0:14:5,150 --> 0:14:6,985
Of course I had questions.
355
0:14:7,452 --> 0:14:9,221
Who snuck into Sunday school?
356
0:14:9,321 --> 0:14:11,56
Who stole the Subaru?
357
0:14:11,456 --> 0:14:14,26
And who stabbed
Sarabella Samson?
358
0:14:14,759 --> 0:14:19,331
I'm Stacey Dillsen, and this
is My Favorite Slaughters.
359
0:14:20,999 --> 0:14:25,103
* I'm like a flower blooming
since I left you behind *
360
0:14:25,203 --> 0:14:27,39
* Don't know what I was doing *
361
0:14:27,139 --> 0:14:29,441
-Woo!
-Make a wish!
362
0:14:29,541 --> 0:14:33,578
* Knew you were turning evil,
you said I lost my mind *
363
0:14:33,678 --> 0:14:37,149
* No, you ain't gonna do me
like that *
364
0:14:37,249 --> 0:14:40,818
* Held me back,
tied me up inside a cage *
365
0:14:40,919 --> 0:14:42,620
* Had to change my life *
366
0:14:42,720 --> 0:14:45,523
* 'Cause I knew
you'd stay the same... *
367
0:14:46,724 --> 0:14:47,892
[laughter]
368
0:14:47,993 --> 0:14:49,627
Is there shellfish in this?
369
0:14:49,727 --> 0:14:50,929
[all shouting]
370
0:14:51,930 --> 0:14:52,931
No shellfish!
371
0:14:53,31 --> 0:14:54,399
* Now you don't *
372
0:14:55,767 --> 0:14:59,304
* You used to hypnotize me,
did it so easy *
373
0:14:59,804 --> 0:15:2,507
* You used to know me,
now you don't *
374
0:15:2,975 --> 0:15:4,309
[yawns]
375
0:15:15,487 --> 0:15:19,124
* Don't go through
your camera roll *
376
0:15:19,657 --> 0:15:22,60
* So much you don't know *
377
0:15:22,527 --> 0:15:25,830
* That you've forgotten *
378
0:15:25,930 --> 0:15:27,199
* What a trip *
379
0:15:27,632 --> 0:15:29,634
* The way you can flip *
380
0:15:29,734 --> 0:15:32,470
* Through all
the good parts of it *
381
0:15:32,570 --> 0:15:36,308
* I shouldn't have done it *
382
0:15:36,408 --> 0:15:39,44
* Chronological order *
383
0:15:39,144 --> 0:15:41,413
* And nothing but torture *
384
0:15:41,513 --> 0:15:43,448
* Scroll too far back... *
385
0:15:43,548 --> 0:15:45,450
[Zoey]
386
0:15:47,19 --> 0:15:49,487
* I don't want to see 'em *
387
0:15:49,587 --> 0:15:52,90
* But I can't delete 'em... *
388
0:15:52,190 --> 0:15:54,892
What's goin' on?
Yeah, give it to me.
389
0:15:55,360 --> 0:15:58,230
Psh! Nice work.
Yeah? Okay, here we go.
390
0:15:59,631 --> 0:16:1,233
Oh, yeah. You're good at that.
391
0:16:1,333 --> 0:16:3,801
Oh, yeah, you wanna fistbump?
Let's go. All right.
392
0:16:7,572 --> 0:16:9,474
* All the best *
393
0:16:10,542 --> 0:16:12,777
[Zoey]
394
0:16:18,183 --> 0:16:20,618
Chase, I'm really sorry
about Hawaii.
395
0:16:20,718 --> 0:16:23,588
But we were kids.
Can we talk?
396
0:16:26,258 --> 0:16:28,60
[Zoey]
397
0:16:28,526 --> 0:16:30,562
Oh, no, no, no, no.
398
0:16:34,432 --> 0:16:35,933
Oh, no. Oh...
399
0:16:43,675 --> 0:16:44,776
[dings]
400
0:16:48,880 --> 0:16:50,615
[electricity buzzing]
401
0:16:50,715 --> 0:16:53,85
[Archer] You're watching
LOVE: Fully Charged.
402
0:16:53,185 --> 0:16:55,320
No peeking. No peeking.
No peeking.
403
0:16:55,420 --> 0:16:56,988
Okay, hang on. Hang on.
404
0:16:57,89 --> 0:17:0,192
You ready? Three, two, one.
405
0:17:0,292 --> 0:17:2,394
-Ta-da!
-[all cheer]
406
0:17:2,494 --> 0:17:6,198
Jordan B., what's going on?
Did you do all this?
407
0:17:6,297 --> 0:17:7,565
No.
408
0:17:8,999 --> 0:17:10,468
I mean, yes.
409
0:17:10,568 --> 0:17:13,571
Jordyn J., I know it's only
our second date,
410
0:17:13,670 --> 0:17:15,872
but there's something
I want to ask you.
411
0:17:15,973 --> 0:17:17,342
Oh, my God.
412
0:17:17,441 --> 0:17:18,910
Oh my God!
413
0:17:20,277 --> 0:17:21,713
Yeah?
414
0:17:22,514 --> 0:17:23,981
-[music ends]
-[nearby chatter]
415
0:17:24,82 --> 0:17:25,550
Um...
416
0:17:25,983 --> 0:17:27,319
Yes?
417
0:17:27,951 --> 0:17:29,87
Um...
418
0:17:29,787 --> 0:17:30,588
Um...
419
0:17:30,688 --> 0:17:32,56
[Kelley]
What is wrong with him?
420
0:17:32,157 --> 0:17:33,258
[Jordan B.]
Um...
421
0:17:33,358 --> 0:17:34,492
Greg, what is wrong with him?
422
0:17:34,592 --> 0:17:36,128
I don't know.
He's never like this.
423
0:17:36,228 --> 0:17:39,997
Yo, I'm so sorry, but before
I do this, can I talk to Zoey?
424
0:17:40,98 --> 0:17:41,799
Who the hell is Zoey?
425
0:17:41,899 --> 0:17:43,168
Ah!
426
0:17:43,668 --> 0:17:46,971
[inhales and exhales slowly]
427
0:17:48,406 --> 0:17:50,442
Zoey, you embarrassed me.
428
0:17:50,542 --> 0:17:52,810
The network loved Greg's idea
of the proposal,
429
0:17:52,910 --> 0:17:54,946
and then Jordan B. goes
on one knee and is like,
430
0:17:55,46 --> 0:17:58,750
"Uh, I need Zoey. Where's Zoey?
Zoey, where's Zoey?"
431
0:18:0,518 --> 0:18:2,687
Well, where were you, Zoey?
432
0:18:3,355 --> 0:18:5,223
You put me on
submission tape duty.
433
0:18:5,790 --> 0:18:7,892
You are not here to answer.
434
0:18:7,992 --> 0:18:9,961
You are here to listen.
435
0:18:10,362 --> 0:18:13,398
I do not like Jordan B.
436
0:18:13,498 --> 0:18:15,433
He acts like a baby.
437
0:18:15,533 --> 0:18:17,802
But America disagrees.
438
0:18:18,170 --> 0:18:19,204
It's probably the hair.
439
0:18:19,304 --> 0:18:20,972
And if my prediction is right,
440
0:18:21,573 --> 0:18:23,74
he's gonna go to the finals.
441
0:18:23,741 --> 0:18:26,644
And when he does,
I need you...
442
0:18:27,412 --> 0:18:28,646
to be...
443
0:18:29,247 --> 0:18:30,482
his mommy.
444
0:18:31,183 --> 0:18:32,217
Mommy?
445
0:18:32,650 --> 0:18:33,885
-Yes.
-[joints creak]
446
0:18:34,386 --> 0:18:35,820
[yelps]
447
0:18:38,556 --> 0:18:41,293
When he is "hungy,"
you will feed him.
448
0:18:41,393 --> 0:18:44,896
When he is crabby,
you will check his diapey.
449
0:18:44,996 --> 0:18:46,564
And when we go live,
450
0:18:46,664 --> 0:18:50,702
you will be in his ears
telling him exactly what to say,
451
0:18:50,802 --> 0:18:55,373
because I will not
be embarrassed again.
452
0:18:55,873 --> 0:18:57,375
Does this mean
I'm on the live team?
453
0:18:57,475 --> 0:18:59,444
-Yeah, fine, on the live team.
-Yes!
454
0:19:0,278 --> 0:19:1,846
Oh, God.
455
0:19:2,814 --> 0:19:7,352
No, uh, wait, I cannot tell you
how long I waited to do this,
456
0:19:7,452 --> 0:19:8,953
but I don't know if I can accept
457
0:19:9,53 --> 0:19:11,223
because it is the same weekend
as my best friend's wedding--
458
0:19:11,323 --> 0:19:12,857
I was not asking, okay?
459
0:19:12,957 --> 0:19:15,727
Whatever your plans are,
cancel, okay?
460
0:19:15,827 --> 0:19:16,928
You're busy.
461
0:19:18,730 --> 0:19:20,898
-Thank you.
-Thank you so much.
462
0:19:22,967 --> 0:19:23,935
[exhales]
463
0:19:24,35 --> 0:19:25,36
One more.
464
0:19:25,136 --> 0:19:27,505
[sighs] One for the one.
Just a little one.
465
0:19:29,374 --> 0:19:30,342
[groans]
466
0:19:30,442 --> 0:19:32,577
[gentle music playing]
467
0:19:38,650 --> 0:19:41,886
Quinn, it's me,
your maid of honor.
468
0:19:42,754 --> 0:19:44,522
I can't come to your wedding.
469
0:19:44,622 --> 0:19:46,358
I know it's the most
important day of your life,
470
0:19:46,458 --> 0:19:47,825
but I have to work.
471
0:19:48,426 --> 0:19:50,27
Oh, I hate this.
472
0:19:50,127 --> 0:19:51,463
-Zoey!
-[gasps]
473
0:19:51,563 --> 0:19:53,197
-Hi! Oh!
-Hi!
474
0:19:53,698 --> 0:19:55,667
Oh, my God,
I'm so glad you're here.
475
0:19:55,767 --> 0:19:57,435
My family's already
driving me nuts.
476
0:19:57,535 --> 0:19:58,803
Bubbe says I'm too pale.
477
0:19:58,903 --> 0:20:0,472
My mom thinks I should add
a belt to the dress.
478
0:20:0,572 --> 0:20:2,240
-And Logan's sister Lyric is--
-Quinn.
479
0:20:2,340 --> 0:20:3,708
-Lyric. Hi.
-I need to talk to you
480
0:20:3,808 --> 0:20:5,142
-about your wedding present.
-Right now?
481
0:20:5,243 --> 0:20:6,244
Yes.
482
0:20:6,344 --> 0:20:7,279
My gift is an original song.
483
0:20:7,379 --> 0:20:8,480
That is so thoughtful.
484
0:20:8,580 --> 0:20:10,248
That I will be performing
485
0:20:10,615 --> 0:20:12,116
as you walk down the aisle.
486
0:20:13,918 --> 0:20:16,354
Lyric is an up-and-coming
singer/songwriter.
487
0:20:16,454 --> 0:20:18,590
I specialize
in EDM/deep house/country-folk.
488
0:20:18,690 --> 0:20:21,25
-It's like a whole thing.
-Lyric, about the gift--
489
0:20:21,125 --> 0:20:22,794
Shh.
490
0:20:23,661 --> 0:20:25,797
[vocalizing individual notes]
491
0:20:28,633 --> 0:20:30,268
Ooh, that's really good.
492
0:20:30,868 --> 0:20:32,837
Uh, sorry, the melody
just came to me.
493
0:20:33,771 --> 0:20:38,543
I need to lay this down.
Siri, open voice memos.
494
0:20:39,110 --> 0:20:40,578
What I would give
for the confidence
495
0:20:40,678 --> 0:20:42,280
of a trust fund kid.
496
0:20:43,548 --> 0:20:45,182
[sighs]
Um, Quinn,
497
0:20:45,283 --> 0:20:47,719
there is something I really
need to talk to you about.
498
0:20:47,819 --> 0:20:49,387
Ready, Miss Pensky?
499
0:20:49,487 --> 0:20:50,722
Oh.
500
0:20:51,356 --> 0:20:52,824
I'm sorry, I-- I gotta go.
501
0:20:52,924 --> 0:20:55,26
-Talk later? Okay.
-Yeah, okay.
502
0:20:55,560 --> 0:20:56,828
Thank you.
503
0:21:0,164 --> 0:21:2,166
-[sighs]
-[Stacey] I hope she shows up.
504
0:21:2,266 --> 0:21:4,302
[Camille] Zoey? The maid
of honor? Why wouldn't she?
505
0:21:4,402 --> 0:21:5,603
[Stacey] Because she never
shows up.
506
0:21:5,703 --> 0:21:7,71
And it's not like we don't
invite her.
507
0:21:7,171 --> 0:21:9,140
Now that you mention it,
I worked with Quinn five years
508
0:21:9,240 --> 0:21:11,476
-and I still haven't met her.
-[Stacey] My theory is
509
0:21:11,576 --> 0:21:13,277
I think she's still stuck
on her ex, Chase.
510
0:21:13,378 --> 0:21:15,880
-[Camille] The best man?
-[Stacey] From high school.
511
0:21:15,980 --> 0:21:17,882
It's sad. They were supposed
to spend the summer
512
0:21:17,982 --> 0:21:20,818
after senior year together
in Hawaii,
513
0:21:20,918 --> 0:21:22,119
but something
must have happened,
514
0:21:22,219 --> 0:21:23,888
because they broke up,
and I don't think
515
0:21:23,988 --> 0:21:25,457
she's had a relationship since.
516
0:21:25,557 --> 0:21:26,924
[Camille]
Oh, no. Poor thing.
517
0:21:27,24 --> 0:21:29,60
And if she does show,
it's going to be uncomfortable,
518
0:21:29,160 --> 0:21:31,663
because I don't think she knows
Chase has a girlfriend.
519
0:21:31,763 --> 0:21:34,298
A serious one. We had dinner
with them in Baltimore
520
0:21:34,399 --> 0:21:36,100
when I was touring for my pod.
521
0:21:36,200 --> 0:21:37,234
She's a teacher too.
522
0:21:37,335 --> 0:21:38,570
They're so cute together.
523
0:21:38,670 --> 0:21:40,204
[exclaiming]
524
0:21:40,672 --> 0:21:42,440
-Oh, my goodness.
-Zoey?
525
0:21:42,540 --> 0:21:45,176
-Are you okay?
-I'm good. I'm so good.
526
0:21:46,944 --> 0:21:49,113
Your maid of honor
has arrived!
527
0:21:49,213 --> 0:21:50,982
-Hey!
-Hi!
528
0:21:51,616 --> 0:21:53,418
It looks like you could use
a little drink.
529
0:21:53,518 --> 0:21:54,986
Thank you.
530
0:21:56,53 --> 0:21:57,855
[gulping loudly]
531
0:22:0,57 --> 0:22:1,258
[sighs]
532
0:22:1,359 --> 0:22:2,627
[laughs]
533
0:22:2,727 --> 0:22:5,196
Miss Pensky,
you look beautiful!
534
0:22:5,296 --> 0:22:7,64
It is so good to see you, Zoey.
535
0:22:7,164 --> 0:22:9,867
Oh, this is my mom,
Quinn's grandma.
536
0:22:9,967 --> 0:22:12,136
Not grandma. Never grandma.
537
0:22:12,236 --> 0:22:13,237
Bubbe.
538
0:22:13,337 --> 0:22:14,338
Nice to meet you.
539
0:22:14,439 --> 0:22:15,773
Well, how's your family?
540
0:22:15,873 --> 0:22:17,475
What is that little brother
of yours up to?
541
0:22:17,575 --> 0:22:19,411
Not so little anymore.
542
0:22:19,511 --> 0:22:21,913
He has two kids and twins on
the way, if you can believe it.
543
0:22:22,13 --> 0:22:24,248
You all need to stop
growing up.
544
0:22:24,348 --> 0:22:26,117
-Mm-hmm.
-Zoey!
545
0:22:26,518 --> 0:22:29,320
-It's been so long!
-Hi, Stacey!
546
0:22:29,421 --> 0:22:31,88
[Zoey laughs]
547
0:22:31,188 --> 0:22:32,890
And you must be Camille.
548
0:22:32,990 --> 0:22:35,59
Yes, it's so nice
to finally meet you.
549
0:22:35,159 --> 0:22:37,929
We were just wondering whether
or not you were gonna make it.
550
0:22:38,29 --> 0:22:40,765
I know. I'm late, but I was at
my boyfriend's house.
551
0:22:40,865 --> 0:22:42,400
Lost track of time.
552
0:22:42,500 --> 0:22:44,402
Boyfriend? Since when?
553
0:22:44,502 --> 0:22:45,770
It's recent,
but enough about me.
554
0:22:45,870 --> 0:22:48,305
Now, don't make us wait
until the wedding, Zoey.
555
0:22:48,406 --> 0:22:49,707
Come on, give us the deets.
556
0:22:49,807 --> 0:22:51,8
Yeah, yeah. What's his name?
557
0:22:51,108 --> 0:22:54,746
Uh, his... his name is, um...
558
0:22:55,379 --> 0:22:56,380
um...
559
0:22:56,481 --> 0:22:57,482
Hemsworth.
560
0:22:57,582 --> 0:22:59,216
Hugo Hemsworth.
561
0:22:59,316 --> 0:23:1,519
Hemsworth? Is he Australian?
562
0:23:1,619 --> 0:23:2,820
Yeah.
563
0:23:3,387 --> 0:23:5,890
Like Liam and Chris Hemsworth?
564
0:23:5,990 --> 0:23:7,959
They're distant cousins.
565
0:23:8,59 --> 0:23:9,727
-Oh! What does he do?
-What?
566
0:23:9,827 --> 0:23:12,430
He is a doctor.
567
0:23:12,530 --> 0:23:13,898
Surgeon, actually.
568
0:23:13,998 --> 0:23:16,100
-[Stacey] Wow!
-[Camille] Dr. Hemsworth.
569
0:23:16,200 --> 0:23:17,168
She's ready.
570
0:23:17,268 --> 0:23:18,436
Oh, thank God.
571
0:23:20,605 --> 0:23:22,106
[tender music playing]
572
0:23:22,206 --> 0:23:23,741
[all gasp]
573
0:23:26,644 --> 0:23:28,45
She looks great.
574
0:23:31,616 --> 0:23:33,117
You look amazing.
575
0:23:37,889 --> 0:23:39,423
How do you feel?
576
0:23:40,91 --> 0:23:42,226
Like I'd rather be getting
married in a lab coat.
577
0:23:42,694 --> 0:23:44,862
It's perfect. You're perfect.
578
0:23:44,962 --> 0:23:46,498
You're a little pale.
579
0:23:46,898 --> 0:23:48,265
Could use a belt.
580
0:23:48,365 --> 0:23:49,967
[excited chatter]
581
0:23:51,903 --> 0:23:54,171
-I'll see you soon.
-All right. Bye!
582
0:23:54,271 --> 0:23:56,307
-Uh, hey, where's your car?
-Oh, it's in the shop.
583
0:23:56,407 --> 0:23:58,743
-Oh. Do you need a ride?
-That's so sweet,
584
0:23:58,843 --> 0:24:0,144
but my boyfriend's
picking me up.
585
0:24:0,244 --> 0:24:3,147
-Wha-what?
-Actually, his car is.
586
0:24:3,815 --> 0:24:5,82
It drives itself.
587
0:24:5,182 --> 0:24:6,784
Self-driving?
588
0:24:6,884 --> 0:24:8,419
-Fancy!
-Yes.
589
0:24:8,520 --> 0:24:9,687
[laughs]
590
0:24:9,787 --> 0:24:12,990
Uh, excuse me? Boyfriend?
What did I miss?
591
0:24:13,90 --> 0:24:14,391
Is this what you wanted
to talk about?
592
0:24:14,492 --> 0:24:16,460
Oh my God, are you
bringing him to the wedding?
593
0:24:16,561 --> 0:24:17,662
-This is huge!
-No, no, no.
594
0:24:17,762 --> 0:24:19,196
It's way too late
to add a plus-one.
595
0:24:19,296 --> 0:24:22,333
No, it's not. I'm literally
texting our wedding planner.
596
0:24:22,433 --> 0:24:25,336
Which reminds me, would you mind
going to Santa Barbara?
597
0:24:25,436 --> 0:24:27,772
Logan is getting the rings
resized at some fancy place,
598
0:24:27,872 --> 0:24:30,174
and there is no one I trust
more than you.
599
0:24:30,274 --> 0:24:31,676
Do you mind?
600
0:24:32,309 --> 0:24:34,779
-I don't mind. I'll do it.
-Thank you.
601
0:24:34,879 --> 0:24:36,548
Oh! I love you.
602
0:24:36,648 --> 0:24:38,516
-Mwah.
-Love you. Bye!
603
0:24:40,985 --> 0:24:43,487
[Zoey] And that's when
I knew I had to do both:
604
0:24:43,588 --> 0:24:45,289
the wedding and the finale.
605
0:24:45,957 --> 0:24:48,125
* Used to be a baby,
used to be a lady *
606
0:24:48,225 --> 0:24:51,228
* Thought you were
the perfect lover... *
607
0:24:51,996 --> 0:24:53,531
[Zoey] If I was going
to pull this off,
608
0:24:53,631 --> 0:24:54,999
I needed three things:
609
0:24:55,99 --> 0:24:57,702
A boyfriend, a car,
and a plan.
610
0:24:58,302 --> 0:24:59,937
The wedding is happening
at 4:00 p.m.
611
0:25:0,37 --> 0:25:1,873
at Logan's family estate
in Malibu.
612
0:25:1,973 --> 0:25:4,108
The live finale is happening
at 5:00 p.m.
613
0:25:4,208 --> 0:25:5,610
at the LOVE: Fully Charged
stage,
614
0:25:5,710 --> 0:25:7,679
just 2.3 miles up the road.
615
0:25:7,779 --> 0:25:9,80
By the time I'm needed on set,
616
0:25:9,180 --> 0:25:11,48
the wedding reception
will be in full swing.
617
0:25:11,148 --> 0:25:12,383
I'll slip away
to work the finale,
618
0:25:12,483 --> 0:25:14,451
and be back before
anyone notices I'm gone.
619
0:25:14,552 --> 0:25:15,787
It's foolproof.
620
0:25:15,887 --> 0:25:17,722
Next, I needed a car.
621
0:25:17,822 --> 0:25:19,23
A self-driving car.
622
0:25:19,123 --> 0:25:20,524
Securing the keys was easy.
623
0:25:20,625 --> 0:25:23,127
Kelley lets Archer take
the LUV-6 whenever he wants,
624
0:25:23,227 --> 0:25:24,896
and he was happy
to hand them over.
625
0:25:24,996 --> 0:25:26,564
[Archer]
Wait, you're taking the car?
626
0:25:26,664 --> 0:25:28,232
Zoey, get back here!
627
0:25:28,332 --> 0:25:30,201
What? Ugh!
628
0:25:30,935 --> 0:25:32,236
* Time to walk *
629
0:25:32,336 --> 0:25:33,671
Ugh, thank God.
630
0:25:33,771 --> 0:25:35,272
[slurps]
631
0:25:35,773 --> 0:25:38,375
The student
has become the master.
632
0:25:38,976 --> 0:25:41,12
[Zoey] Now, all I needed
was a date.
633
0:25:41,112 --> 0:25:43,480
But where I was supposed
to find a hotshot
634
0:25:43,581 --> 0:25:46,618
Australian ER surgeon
whose name was Hugo Hemsworth?
635
0:25:46,718 --> 0:25:48,519
Yo, what's up?
My name is Dragon.
636
0:25:48,620 --> 0:25:49,987
My real name is Vantarius,
637
0:25:50,87 --> 0:25:51,823
but I'm a really big
Game of Thrones fan,
638
0:25:51,923 --> 0:25:54,291
so I legally changed my name
when I turned 18.
639
0:25:54,391 --> 0:25:56,661
[grunts]
640
0:25:56,761 --> 0:25:58,996
Come on,
who can say no to this?
641
0:25:59,430 --> 0:26:2,600
My name's Spencer,
and I know what women want.
642
0:26:4,1 --> 0:26:5,703
[Zoey]
He probably didn't exist.
643
0:26:5,803 --> 0:26:8,72
What I needed was an actor.
644
0:26:8,172 --> 0:26:10,875
Hello, my name
is Todd E. Schupert.
645
0:26:10,975 --> 0:26:12,176
I'm 28 years old.
646
0:26:12,276 --> 0:26:13,544
I'm an actor from Burbank,
California.
647
0:26:13,645 --> 0:26:16,714
I can also do accents.
I can do Australian.
648
0:26:16,814 --> 0:26:19,516
[in Australian accent] I just
came out from Bondi Beach.
649
0:26:19,617 --> 0:26:21,218
G'day, how are ya?
650
0:26:21,318 --> 0:26:23,287
[Zoey]
And that's where you come in.
651
0:26:24,21 --> 0:26:25,56
Looking at your résumé,
652
0:26:25,156 --> 0:26:27,158
I can see that you have
years of training,
653
0:26:27,258 --> 0:26:29,326
dozens of student films
under your belt.
654
0:26:29,426 --> 0:26:30,762
BFA in Acting.
655
0:26:31,295 --> 0:26:34,699
Oh, and a minor
in Early Childhood Development.
656
0:26:34,799 --> 0:26:36,267
-Cool.
-No, no, no.
657
0:26:36,367 --> 0:26:39,503
I manny for family
on the side.
658
0:26:40,71 --> 0:26:42,206
Okay, I can quit if you need.
659
0:26:42,306 --> 0:26:45,609
No major TV shows or movies.
That's great.
660
0:26:46,143 --> 0:26:48,12
Okay, so, sorry,
what does this have to do
661
0:26:48,112 --> 0:26:50,982
with me getting on
LOVE: Fully Charged ?
662
0:26:51,82 --> 0:26:53,317
Todd, I'm not here
to talk to you
663
0:26:53,417 --> 0:26:55,252
about being on
LOVE: Fully Charged.
664
0:26:57,21 --> 0:26:59,290
I saw your submission tape,
665
0:26:59,390 --> 0:27:1,893
and I used my position of power
to get you here.
666
0:27:1,993 --> 0:27:4,561
That was wrong,
and I'm sorry about that.
667
0:27:5,462 --> 0:27:7,564
Okay, so why am I here?
668
0:27:7,665 --> 0:27:8,966
I need a favor.
669
0:27:9,500 --> 0:27:12,536
I need someone
to play my boyfriend
670
0:27:12,636 --> 0:27:14,571
at my best friend's wedding
next weekend.
671
0:27:15,139 --> 0:27:16,808
I need them to fully commit
672
0:27:16,908 --> 0:27:19,510
the way only a real actor can.
673
0:27:22,847 --> 0:27:25,917
Okay. So, like, method.
674
0:27:27,651 --> 0:27:29,553
Sure. Yeah.
675
0:27:32,724 --> 0:27:34,358
-[sighs]
-I...
676
0:27:34,458 --> 0:27:36,193
I don't know why I thought
this was a good idea.
677
0:27:36,293 --> 0:27:37,995
Forget I asked. I am sorry.
678
0:27:38,95 --> 0:27:40,531
No, no, no.
Okay, if I do this,
679
0:27:40,631 --> 0:27:42,133
can you get me on the show?
680
0:27:42,233 --> 0:27:45,569
I mean, I can certainly try.
681
0:27:47,872 --> 0:27:49,173
That's good enough for me.
682
0:27:49,273 --> 0:27:50,708
* You and me
are through, though *
683
0:27:50,808 --> 0:27:52,76
* Watch me hit it solo *
684
0:27:52,176 --> 0:27:54,779
* I'm gonna do it a cappella,
yeah *
685
0:27:54,879 --> 0:27:56,413
[Zoey]
Is this completely insane?
686
0:27:56,513 --> 0:27:59,550
Which part, hiring a super-hot
actor to play your boyfriend
687
0:27:59,650 --> 0:28:1,518
at your best friend's wedding,
or agreeing to be at work
688
0:28:1,618 --> 0:28:3,687
the same weekend
as your best friend's wedding?
689
0:28:3,788 --> 0:28:5,89
The boyfriend part.
690
0:28:5,189 --> 0:28:6,758
Convincing your friends
you have a hot boyfriend
691
0:28:6,858 --> 0:28:9,727
is the least of your concerns
if he doesn't watch the road.
692
0:28:9,827 --> 0:28:10,995
Does he know what he's doing?
693
0:28:11,95 --> 0:28:12,529
[Zoey]
The car drives itself,
694
0:28:12,629 --> 0:28:15,99
and it performed very well
during the safety testing phase.
695
0:28:15,199 --> 0:28:17,434
It ran over six
crash dummies.
696
0:28:18,569 --> 0:28:20,337
Um, hello? Arch?
697
0:28:20,437 --> 0:28:23,407
I'm losing you
driving through the canyon.
698
0:28:23,507 --> 0:28:24,608
Bad service.
699
0:28:24,708 --> 0:28:26,878
The car will be back
before the show goes live.
700
0:28:26,978 --> 0:28:28,212
Okay, bye!
701
0:28:29,646 --> 0:28:31,115
It's the red button, Zoey.
702
0:28:31,215 --> 0:28:33,684
Big red button. Center.
Yeah, right there. End--
703
0:28:37,21 --> 0:28:38,489
Uh, what are you reading?
704
0:28:38,589 --> 0:28:41,993
Oh, there are five steps to
creating the perfect character.
705
0:28:42,93 --> 0:28:45,229
The who, the what, the when,
the where, and the why.
706
0:28:45,329 --> 0:28:47,731
I have the first four, right?
So who:
707
0:28:47,832 --> 0:28:49,867
Hugo Boss Hemsworth.
708
0:28:49,967 --> 0:28:53,204
What: he is a celebrated
ER surgeon
709
0:28:53,304 --> 0:28:55,706
who is madly in love
with Zoey Brooks.
710
0:28:55,807 --> 0:28:57,174
When: present day.
711
0:28:57,274 --> 0:28:59,777
Where: born in Melbourne.
712
0:28:59,877 --> 0:29:1,712
Raised in West Philly.
713
0:29:2,914 --> 0:29:4,648
You really took
some liberties there.
714
0:29:4,748 --> 0:29:6,350
I just can't crack the why.
715
0:29:6,450 --> 0:29:9,520
You know, my interpretation
is that he's being used
716
0:29:9,620 --> 0:29:12,256
as a tool to make
your ex-boyfriend jealous.
717
0:29:12,356 --> 0:29:13,690
-Is that right?
-Jealous?
718
0:29:13,791 --> 0:29:15,759
No, no, no, absolutely not.
719
0:29:16,160 --> 0:29:17,494
That would be immature.
720
0:29:17,594 --> 0:29:20,464
I just want to show him
and everyone
721
0:29:20,564 --> 0:29:23,968
that I am a very successful,
well-rounded adult
722
0:29:24,68 --> 0:29:28,272
who's moved on and is doing
better than him.
723
0:29:28,372 --> 0:29:29,506
Copy.
724
0:29:31,876 --> 0:29:35,346
J-E-A-lous.
725
0:29:38,182 --> 0:29:40,684
[classical music playing]
726
0:29:51,562 --> 0:29:53,965
Hi. Oh, thank you so much
for coming. Great tie.
727
0:29:54,65 --> 0:29:55,366
-Thanks.
-See you out there.
728
0:29:55,466 --> 0:29:56,968
I don't know what to tell you,
Chauncy,
729
0:29:57,68 --> 0:29:58,535
he's just not shucking
fast enough.
730
0:29:58,635 --> 0:30:1,72
Get me another shucker.
No, no, no, get me two.
731
0:30:1,172 --> 0:30:3,274
The people need oysters.
732
0:30:3,674 --> 0:30:5,176
I got eyes on the bride.
733
0:30:8,179 --> 0:30:9,746
Hi. There you are.
734
0:30:10,214 --> 0:30:12,116
-I've been looking for you.
-I'm sorry, babe.
735
0:30:12,216 --> 0:30:13,517
I've been putting out fires
left and right.
736
0:30:13,617 --> 0:30:15,52
Isn't that what
the wedding planner's for?
737
0:30:15,152 --> 0:30:17,454
-Yeah, I fired her.
-You what?
738
0:30:17,554 --> 0:30:19,556
Look, she just-- She wasn't
executing the vision.
739
0:30:19,656 --> 0:30:20,958
I thought this weekend
was supposed to be
740
0:30:21,58 --> 0:30:22,93
relaxed and intimate.
741
0:30:22,193 --> 0:30:24,461
250 people is intimate, babe.
742
0:30:24,561 --> 0:30:26,230
Do you know how many
people I didn't invite?
743
0:30:26,797 --> 0:30:28,866
-It's just all a little much.
-A little much?
744
0:30:28,966 --> 0:30:30,267
We got two life-sized cakes
745
0:30:30,367 --> 0:30:31,903
of the bride and groom
to drop off.
746
0:30:32,3 --> 0:30:33,737
Yeah. Right there is fine.
747
0:30:33,837 --> 0:30:35,6
-Wow.
-Look, Quinn,
748
0:30:35,106 --> 0:30:37,641
this is our wedding weekend,
all right?
749
0:30:37,741 --> 0:30:39,210
You work so hard,
750
0:30:39,310 --> 0:30:41,312
you deserve more
than a little much.
751
0:30:41,412 --> 0:30:43,380
You deserve the most much.
752
0:30:43,480 --> 0:30:44,949
I just want to give that to you.
753
0:30:45,49 --> 0:30:46,550
I know you do.
754
0:30:47,184 --> 0:30:49,186
-Quinn! Logan!
-Michael.
755
0:30:49,286 --> 0:30:50,287
You look amazing!
756
0:30:50,387 --> 0:30:52,156
-No, no, no!
-These are cakes!
757
0:30:52,256 --> 0:30:54,91
Oh, wait, what?
This is a cake?
758
0:30:54,191 --> 0:30:55,492
-Yes.
-Damn!
759
0:30:55,592 --> 0:30:57,761
Could somebody get
these human cakes out of here,
760
0:30:57,861 --> 0:30:59,63
before I melt?
761
0:30:59,163 --> 0:31:1,65
-Oh!
-So good to see you.
762
0:31:1,165 --> 0:31:2,833
-I'm so happy you're here.
-Buddy.
763
0:31:2,934 --> 0:31:4,501
[grunting]
764
0:31:4,601 --> 0:31:7,471
Oh, man, I'm so excited
that this is finally happening.
765
0:31:7,571 --> 0:31:9,106
My two best friends
are getting married?
766
0:31:9,206 --> 0:31:11,42
Taking the plunge,
and I get to plunge them?
767
0:31:11,142 --> 0:31:13,744
[sighs] This is truly an honor.
Honestly.
768
0:31:13,844 --> 0:31:15,279
Oh, speaking of the ceremony,
769
0:31:15,379 --> 0:31:17,314
I want to go over
what I have so far.
770
0:31:17,414 --> 0:31:18,749
I got, like, five drafts.
771
0:31:18,849 --> 0:31:20,651
I've been writing, all right?
[clears throat]
772
0:31:20,751 --> 0:31:22,219
"Dearly beloved..."
773
0:31:25,389 --> 0:31:26,757
[Zoey]
Here we go, Todd.
774
0:31:26,857 --> 0:31:28,525
[in Australian accent]
Mind calling me Hugo?
775
0:31:28,625 --> 0:31:30,427
It just helps me
stay in character.
776
0:31:30,527 --> 0:31:32,896
Now please, let me take
my moment before.
777
0:31:32,997 --> 0:31:35,399
[sighs]
778
0:31:37,68 --> 0:31:38,302
Todd.
779
0:31:39,903 --> 0:31:42,139
"We're gathered here to get
through this thing called life."
780
0:31:42,239 --> 0:31:43,540
What's up with that car?
781
0:31:44,408 --> 0:31:46,910
-Todd.
-I don't know anyone named Todd.
782
0:31:47,11 --> 0:31:48,745
-That car. The car!
-Oh, my God.
783
0:31:49,780 --> 0:31:50,881
Look out!
784
0:31:50,982 --> 0:31:52,483
[screams]
785
0:31:53,317 --> 0:31:55,119
[tires squeal]
786
0:31:55,219 --> 0:31:56,620
-[screaming]
-Oh!
787
0:31:58,589 --> 0:32:0,724
-Oh, my God!
-[male voice] Doors opening.
788
0:32:0,824 --> 0:32:2,859
-I thought that was...
-You good? Everybody good?
789
0:32:2,960 --> 0:32:4,795
[heavy rock music playing]
790
0:32:11,2 --> 0:32:12,436
What's up?
791
0:32:13,804 --> 0:32:14,671
What's up?
792
0:32:14,771 --> 0:32:16,640
You almost hit us
with your car!
793
0:32:16,740 --> 0:32:19,376
It's called making an entrance,
Logan.
794
0:32:20,611 --> 0:32:22,846
All right. I'll accept that.
795
0:32:23,280 --> 0:32:25,282
That's a pretty good entrance.
I mean, damn!
796
0:32:25,382 --> 0:32:28,119
-What's up, Zoey?
-Michael, it's been too long.
797
0:32:28,219 --> 0:32:30,854
Yeah, no shit, we live in the
same city and we barely see you.
798
0:32:30,954 --> 0:32:33,124
-What's up with that?
-'Cause she's too busy
799
0:32:33,224 --> 0:32:34,558
putting up with my ass.
800
0:32:34,658 --> 0:32:36,27
Apologies for my appearance.
801
0:32:36,127 --> 0:32:38,462
I had to come
straight from surgery.
802
0:32:38,562 --> 0:32:40,97
-Surgery?
-This is Hugo.
803
0:32:40,197 --> 0:32:42,399
-Hugo, this is...
-Quinn and Logan!
804
0:32:42,499 --> 0:32:44,68
The bride and the groom.
805
0:32:44,168 --> 0:32:45,369
Of course I know
who you are.
806
0:32:45,469 --> 0:32:47,171
Zoey's told me so much
about you.
807
0:32:47,271 --> 0:32:48,439
-[Logan] Love your car.
-Thank you.
808
0:32:48,539 --> 0:32:49,940
And you must be Michael?
809
0:32:50,41 --> 0:32:52,509
Yes. The officiant, Michael.
810
0:32:52,609 --> 0:32:54,78
-Pardon?
-The officiant.
811
0:32:54,178 --> 0:32:57,481
You know, you said their titles,
you know, bride and groom,
812
0:32:57,581 --> 0:32:59,850
but I'm Michael,
the officiant.
813
0:32:59,950 --> 0:33:1,752
-Okay.
-Yeah.
814
0:33:1,852 --> 0:33:4,188
-That's awesome.
-Yeah, it is awesome.
815
0:33:4,588 --> 0:33:5,989
It's an honor, actually.
816
0:33:6,90 --> 0:33:7,624
Yeah. Yeah.
817
0:33:7,724 --> 0:33:11,262
Um, hon, I'm gonna go
put the bags in our room.
818
0:33:11,362 --> 0:33:13,97
Quinn, could you point me
in the right direction?
819
0:33:13,197 --> 0:33:15,399
The wedding party is staying
in the guest quarters upstairs.
820
0:33:15,499 --> 0:33:17,501
Yeah, I'll show them up.
Come on, Michael.
821
0:33:17,601 --> 0:33:18,535
Thanks.
822
0:33:18,635 --> 0:33:20,237
[Logan]
Somebody clean up that glass.
823
0:33:20,737 --> 0:33:23,174
Okay, where did you find him?
824
0:33:23,274 --> 0:33:24,508
He's perfect.
825
0:33:24,608 --> 0:33:26,410
Tell me about it.
[laughs]
826
0:33:26,510 --> 0:33:27,544
So how are things going?
827
0:33:27,644 --> 0:33:30,47
Oh, uh... well, you'll see.
828
0:33:30,147 --> 0:33:31,982
[band playing swinging jazz]
829
0:33:33,484 --> 0:33:35,852
Welcome. Welcome, everyone.
830
0:33:36,287 --> 0:33:38,322
Cheers to Logan and Quinn.
831
0:33:38,422 --> 0:33:39,690
[all]
Cheers!
832
0:33:39,790 --> 0:33:41,725
I got that second shucker
on site.
833
0:33:43,360 --> 0:33:44,995
All right, I'm taking him
to you now.
834
0:33:45,929 --> 0:33:47,164
I said two trays.
835
0:33:47,764 --> 0:33:49,633
So then I'm thinking
of closing with a joke.
836
0:33:49,733 --> 0:33:52,169
You know, since everyone
will be sobbing at that point.
837
0:33:52,269 --> 0:33:53,970
-[snoring]
-You gotta wake up.
838
0:33:54,71 --> 0:33:55,339
I'm trying to rehearse here.
839
0:33:55,439 --> 0:33:57,541
What a disgusting
display of wealth.
840
0:33:57,641 --> 0:33:59,410
God, I hate rich people.
841
0:33:59,510 --> 0:34:1,645
Uh, don't you live here?
842
0:34:2,179 --> 0:34:3,780
[mumbling]
843
0:34:4,915 --> 0:34:7,50
It's journalism.
The case I'm working on now
844
0:34:7,151 --> 0:34:8,385
is a real stumper.
845
0:34:8,485 --> 0:34:11,355
They call him
the Malibu Murderer.
846
0:34:11,454 --> 0:34:12,689
He's still at large.
847
0:34:12,789 --> 0:34:15,692
-So you're a detective?
-Podcast host.
848
0:34:15,791 --> 0:34:17,827
Logan! Quinn!
849
0:34:17,927 --> 0:34:21,432
Oh, look, I'm so glad
you wore makeup
850
0:34:21,532 --> 0:34:23,599
Bubbe, that's a cake.
851
0:34:24,235 --> 0:34:26,670
-That's a cake?
-Yeah. Come on. Come on.
852
0:34:27,438 --> 0:34:29,873
-Don't talk to that.
-[exclaims]
853
0:34:31,541 --> 0:34:33,809
I see. This is big,
even for Logan.
854
0:34:33,910 --> 0:34:36,79
Yeah, I don't even know
half these people here.
855
0:34:36,180 --> 0:34:37,414
Well, you know me,
856
0:34:37,514 --> 0:34:39,383
and I'm here for anything at all
that you need,
857
0:34:39,483 --> 0:34:41,552
whether it's a refill
or a rescue.
858
0:34:41,652 --> 0:34:43,320
Hey, babe?
I really need you right now.
859
0:34:43,420 --> 0:34:44,855
Aunt Carol and her bridge club
want a photo.
860
0:34:44,954 --> 0:34:47,124
-Okay, I'll rescue you.
-Like, now.
861
0:34:47,224 --> 0:34:48,959
-[sighs]
-Save you in a bit.
862
0:34:51,662 --> 0:34:54,231
Sleeping arrangements
aren't gonna be a problem.
863
0:34:54,331 --> 0:34:56,767
The rooms are huge.
864
0:34:56,867 --> 0:34:57,934
[laughs]
865
0:34:58,469 --> 0:35:1,104
I situated myself on the couch
like a gentleman.
866
0:35:1,205 --> 0:35:3,73
And didn't think to change.
867
0:35:3,674 --> 0:35:8,512
Zoey, I'm creating a character,
okay?
868
0:35:8,612 --> 0:35:9,746
-Mm-hmm.
-I just...
869
0:35:9,846 --> 0:35:11,982
I need you to trust the work.
870
0:35:13,384 --> 0:35:15,986
Now, which one is the ex?
871
0:35:16,86 --> 0:35:17,888
I don't think he's here yet.
872
0:35:18,522 --> 0:35:21,24
Okay, good, I'm gonna go
get us some drinks.
873
0:35:21,124 --> 0:35:23,560
[jazz music continues]
874
0:35:28,532 --> 0:35:29,666
[music ends]
875
0:35:29,766 --> 0:35:32,736
[tender, poignant music playing]
876
0:35:50,754 --> 0:35:51,722
Oh!
877
0:35:51,822 --> 0:35:52,823
[gasps]
878
0:35:52,923 --> 0:35:54,191
Chase.
879
0:35:54,291 --> 0:35:55,526
Here.
880
0:35:56,59 --> 0:35:57,194
[sighs]
881
0:35:59,230 --> 0:36:0,597
[Chase] Uh...
882
0:36:1,298 --> 0:36:2,533
Hi.
883
0:36:3,166 --> 0:36:4,468
Hi.
884
0:36:5,1 --> 0:36:6,2
Hi!
885
0:36:6,102 --> 0:36:7,538
[Chase] Oh, um...
886
0:36:8,305 --> 0:36:10,541
this is my girlfriend,
Danielle.
887
0:36:10,641 --> 0:36:12,609
-Hi.
-So excited to be here.
888
0:36:12,709 --> 0:36:14,110
It's like a dream,
meeting everyone
889
0:36:14,211 --> 0:36:16,146
Chase keeps talking about
from high school.
890
0:36:16,247 --> 0:36:17,348
Nice to meet you. I'm--
891
0:36:17,448 --> 0:36:19,216
Ah. Let me guess.
892
0:36:19,316 --> 0:36:20,751
Dana.
893
0:36:20,851 --> 0:36:22,52
Lola?
894
0:36:22,152 --> 0:36:23,887
-Coco?
-Zoey. I'm Zoey.
895
0:36:23,987 --> 0:36:26,590
Chase, I don't remember you
mentioning a Zoey.
896
0:36:26,690 --> 0:36:29,159
Yeah, well, must have
slipped my mind.
897
0:36:29,260 --> 0:36:30,727
[Danielle]
Ah, sorry.
898
0:36:30,827 --> 0:36:33,730
Vodka martini,
slightly dirty.
899
0:36:33,830 --> 0:36:35,966
Mm, just like you, cowgirl.
900
0:36:36,66 --> 0:36:37,334
[Zoey giggles]
901
0:36:37,434 --> 0:36:40,3
Hi, I'm Hugo Hemsworth,
Zoey's boyf.
902
0:36:40,103 --> 0:36:43,173
Oh! Boyf.
Wow, that's a strong grip.
903
0:36:43,274 --> 0:36:44,941
-And jawline.
-Thank you.
904
0:36:45,41 --> 0:36:48,44
I... [splutters] am Chase.
Chase.
905
0:36:48,745 --> 0:36:49,813
[Danielle] Danielle.
906
0:36:49,913 --> 0:36:51,415
-Hi, nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.
907
0:36:51,515 --> 0:36:52,649
[cell phone chimes]
908
0:36:52,749 --> 0:36:54,585
-Hang on one second.
-Yes, babe, sure.
909
0:36:57,688 --> 0:36:59,490
Um, I have to take this.
910
0:36:59,590 --> 0:37:1,825
-So nice to meet you, Danielle.
-Likewise.
911
0:37:1,925 --> 0:37:3,627
Chase, I had something
I wanted to tell you,
912
0:37:3,727 --> 0:37:6,96
but must have slipped my mind.
See you.
913
0:37:7,97 --> 0:37:8,231
[Todd] See you, sexy.
914
0:37:8,765 --> 0:37:9,933
You'll have to excuse
the scrubs.
915
0:37:10,33 --> 0:37:11,902
I had to come straight
from surgery.
916
0:37:12,336 --> 0:37:13,637
-Surgery?
-Wow.
917
0:37:13,737 --> 0:37:14,838
We pulled a double.
918
0:37:14,938 --> 0:37:16,907
Heart and brain
at the same time.
919
0:37:17,341 --> 0:37:18,442
That's amazing.
920
0:37:18,542 --> 0:37:20,677
["good 4 u" by Olivia Rodrigo
plays]
921
0:37:20,777 --> 0:37:22,479
[vocalizes]
* Well, good for you *
922
0:37:22,579 --> 0:37:24,214
* I guess you moved on
really easily *
923
0:37:24,315 --> 0:37:26,950
* Found a new girl, and it only
took a couple weeks *
924
0:37:27,50 --> 0:37:31,121
* Remember when you said you
wanted to give me the world? *
925
0:37:31,221 --> 0:37:32,823
* World *
926
0:37:32,923 --> 0:37:34,291
* And good for you *
927
0:37:34,391 --> 0:37:35,992
* I guess that you've been
working on yourself *
928
0:37:36,92 --> 0:37:37,561
* I guess that therapist
I found for you *
929
0:37:37,661 --> 0:37:38,629
* She really helped *
930
0:37:38,729 --> 0:37:40,464
* Now you can be a better man *
931
0:37:40,564 --> 0:37:42,733
* For your brand-new girl *
932
0:37:42,833 --> 0:37:44,468
[Zoey] Sorry, I was getting
the car detailed.
933
0:37:44,568 --> 0:37:45,969
-Please!
-Oh, the shoes.
934
0:37:46,69 --> 0:37:47,771
Then take them off.
Take them off.
935
0:37:47,871 --> 0:37:48,972
-Greg.
-Okay, here.
936
0:37:49,72 --> 0:37:50,507
Leave her shoes--
Leave them there!
937
0:37:50,607 --> 0:37:51,642
Okay.
938
0:37:51,742 --> 0:37:53,310
Oh, sorry. Okay, okay.
939
0:37:54,10 --> 0:37:55,946
Perhaps you'd care
to explain...
940
0:37:57,348 --> 0:37:58,615
-this.
-[Zoey gasps]
941
0:37:58,715 --> 0:38:0,784
The thing I love most
about Jordyn J.
942
0:38:0,884 --> 0:38:4,120
is probably her boobs.
943
0:38:4,220 --> 0:38:7,190
Oh, my God. The hair...
944
0:38:8,359 --> 0:38:11,27
looks so...
945
0:38:12,463 --> 0:38:13,397
good.
946
0:38:13,497 --> 0:38:15,466
So you knew about this
947
0:38:15,566 --> 0:38:16,733
and you let it happen?
948
0:38:16,833 --> 0:38:19,770
Because the hair?
That was it.
949
0:38:19,870 --> 0:38:21,338
That was all that he had.
950
0:38:21,438 --> 0:38:22,706
That's exactly why.
951
0:38:22,806 --> 0:38:25,742
He wanted to show Jordyn J.
and America
952
0:38:25,842 --> 0:38:28,379
that he's more
than just his hair.
953
0:38:28,479 --> 0:38:30,146
Uh, he's a trendsetter.
954
0:38:30,246 --> 0:38:31,948
It's called strategy.
955
0:38:32,48 --> 0:38:33,183
Is it?
956
0:38:33,283 --> 0:38:37,621
Kelley, being your first
and only female producer,
957
0:38:37,721 --> 0:38:39,356
you just got to trust me
on this.
958
0:38:39,456 --> 0:38:42,593
I know what our audience wants
because I am our audience.
959
0:38:42,693 --> 0:38:46,997
And I love the hair.
960
0:38:49,332 --> 0:38:50,501
For your own sake,
961
0:38:50,601 --> 0:38:53,604
I hope that you are right.
962
0:38:54,605 --> 0:38:55,872
[Zoey] Okay.
963
0:38:56,640 --> 0:38:57,874
[Kelley] Zoey?
964
0:38:58,409 --> 0:38:59,676
Seriously.
965
0:39:0,310 --> 0:39:1,277
Hot dress.
966
0:39:1,378 --> 0:39:2,746
-Oh.
-[Kelley] Yeah.
967
0:39:3,547 --> 0:39:4,648
Now I take you seriously.
968
0:39:4,748 --> 0:39:6,850
Okay. Thanks.
969
0:39:6,950 --> 0:39:8,184
Greg!
970
0:39:9,252 --> 0:39:10,587
Punch you in the face.
971
0:39:11,321 --> 0:39:14,224
[Todd] Just pumping away,
trying to get a pulse.
972
0:39:14,324 --> 0:39:16,827
Seven-year-old kid
swallowed a ping-pong ball.
973
0:39:16,927 --> 0:39:18,94
[gasps]
974
0:39:18,595 --> 0:39:20,497
-So sad.
-Oh, my God.
975
0:39:20,597 --> 0:39:21,665
No, no, no. Don't worry.
976
0:39:21,765 --> 0:39:23,66
He is fine.
977
0:39:23,166 --> 0:39:24,835
[all laugh]
978
0:39:24,935 --> 0:39:27,303
Nobody has ever died
on my table.
979
0:39:27,404 --> 0:39:28,338
Aw!
980
0:39:28,439 --> 0:39:30,206
Except maybe a couple times.
981
0:39:30,306 --> 0:39:32,208
[laughter]
982
0:39:32,308 --> 0:39:33,544
Who even is this guy?
983
0:39:33,644 --> 0:39:35,779
Shh. He's so sweet.
984
0:39:35,879 --> 0:39:37,648
You know what?
Enough about me.
985
0:39:37,748 --> 0:39:40,551
Stacey, I'm a huge fan
of the pod.
986
0:39:40,651 --> 0:39:41,818
Total Slaughter-head.
987
0:39:41,918 --> 0:39:43,420
-Oh!
-[Todd] Yeah.
988
0:39:43,520 --> 0:39:45,456
Any updates
on the Malibu Murderer?
989
0:39:45,556 --> 0:39:48,425
Oh. Um... you listen?
990
0:39:48,525 --> 0:39:49,760
Ahem. I'm back.
991
0:39:49,860 --> 0:39:52,696
This is Mark, my field producer.
992
0:39:52,796 --> 0:39:53,964
-Husband.
-Uh-huh.
993
0:39:54,64 --> 0:39:55,832
But, yes, also field producer.
994
0:39:55,932 --> 0:39:57,267
Didn't you and Quinn
used to...?
995
0:39:57,367 --> 0:39:58,802
Date. Yes.
996
0:39:58,902 --> 0:40:0,604
Yeah, it was just a fling.
997
0:40:0,704 --> 0:40:2,105
But this, uh...
998
0:40:2,873 --> 0:40:4,575
-This is the real deal.
-Excuse me.
999
0:40:4,675 --> 0:40:6,9
How was it with the witness?
1000
0:40:6,109 --> 0:40:8,411
-I got a description...
-Yes, Mark. Great work.
1001
0:40:8,512 --> 0:40:9,546
...of his hands.
1002
0:40:9,646 --> 0:40:11,14
Damn it, Mark,
that's not enough.
1003
0:40:11,114 --> 0:40:11,948
But go on.
1004
0:40:12,48 --> 0:40:14,751
She said the hands
were large.
1005
0:40:16,587 --> 0:40:17,554
That's it?
1006
0:40:17,654 --> 0:40:19,55
[Todd] Not guilty!
1007
0:40:19,155 --> 0:40:20,491
[all laugh]
1008
0:40:21,157 --> 0:40:23,193
-[woman] They're enormous.
-[Danielle] Oh, so funny!
1009
0:40:23,293 --> 0:40:26,262
[Zoey] Jordan B.,
why is your hair orange?
1010
0:40:26,362 --> 0:40:28,431
I thought I could fix it
without anyone noticing.
1011
0:40:28,532 --> 0:40:30,133
Fix what?
1012
0:40:31,968 --> 0:40:34,104
I found a gray hair, okay?
1013
0:40:34,204 --> 0:40:35,405
You happy?
1014
0:40:35,506 --> 0:40:37,841
I can't have gray hair at 23.
I'm supposed to be hot.
1015
0:40:37,941 --> 0:40:40,110
You bleached your whole head
because of one gray hair?
1016
0:40:40,210 --> 0:40:42,178
Then it kind of started
falling out, so I had to cut it.
1017
0:40:42,278 --> 0:40:44,515
I tried to find you first,
but you weren't here.
1018
0:40:44,615 --> 0:40:45,949
I'm sorry. I know.
1019
0:40:46,49 --> 0:40:47,951
-It's just...
-[cell phone chimes]
1020
0:40:48,719 --> 0:40:50,487
Hang on. One second.
1021
0:40:52,756 --> 0:40:54,90
Um...
1022
0:40:55,125 --> 0:40:56,793
-I'm gonna have to leave again.
-What?
1023
0:40:56,893 --> 0:40:59,496
If you need anything at all,
you call me.
1024
0:40:59,596 --> 0:41:1,765
Not Kelley, okay? Me.
1025
0:41:1,865 --> 0:41:3,399
You're gonna be fine.
1026
0:41:7,437 --> 0:41:8,939
What was I saying?
1027
0:41:9,39 --> 0:41:10,473
Oh, yeah. Jordyn's boobs.
1028
0:41:11,341 --> 0:41:14,10
[funky, upbeat music playing]
1029
0:41:15,345 --> 0:41:17,413
[breathing heavily]
1030
0:41:18,214 --> 0:41:21,251
Om...
1031
0:41:21,351 --> 0:41:22,485
* Cha cha *
1032
0:41:23,954 --> 0:41:26,189
* Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da *
1033
0:41:27,457 --> 0:41:28,525
[sighs]
1034
0:41:28,625 --> 0:41:29,860
* If you wanna have some fun *
1035
0:41:29,960 --> 0:41:31,862
* Come with me
I'll give you some *
1036
0:41:31,962 --> 0:41:33,764
* Get back, get back *
1037
0:41:33,864 --> 0:41:36,867
[Todd] So, in a way,
I credit Zoey
1038
0:41:36,967 --> 0:41:38,635
for saving
that little boy's life.
1039
0:41:38,735 --> 0:41:40,403
-[all] Aw!
-[Todd] Yeah, she...
1040
0:41:41,137 --> 0:41:42,706
-[woman] So sweet.
-[Todd] Oh, my God.
1041
0:41:42,806 --> 0:41:44,575
She inspires me
to be a better surgeon.
1042
0:41:44,675 --> 0:41:47,143
-[all] Aw!
-Wow.
1043
0:41:47,243 --> 0:41:49,580
Can you take a look at my feet?
Because--
1044
0:41:49,680 --> 0:41:50,747
[all yell]
1045
0:41:50,847 --> 0:41:52,482
-Whoa!
-What is that?!
1046
0:41:52,583 --> 0:41:53,884
[Mark] I'm sorry, it stinks.
1047
0:41:53,984 --> 0:41:55,652
[Michael]
Don't smell it. Just fix it.
1048
0:41:55,752 --> 0:41:57,153
Quinn?
1049
0:41:57,788 --> 0:41:59,489
Quinn?
1050
0:41:59,590 --> 0:42:1,391
[cell phone vibrates]
1051
0:42:3,359 --> 0:42:5,929
-Jordan B., what do you want?
-[Jordan B.] Zoey. [cries]
1052
0:42:6,29 --> 0:42:8,832
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Don't cry. Don't cry.
1053
0:42:9,800 --> 0:42:11,167
It's gonna--
It's gonna be okay.
1054
0:42:11,702 --> 0:42:14,871
No! A neck tattoo will not fix
what you did to your hair.
1055
0:42:14,971 --> 0:42:16,940
[Quinn]
Who's getting a neck tattoo?
1056
0:42:18,308 --> 0:42:19,910
I-I have to go.
1057
0:42:20,777 --> 0:42:23,46
Quinn, I've been looking
all over for you.
1058
0:42:23,146 --> 0:42:25,381
What are you doing
in the bathtub?
1059
0:42:25,481 --> 0:42:26,983
I'm unclogging the drain.
1060
0:42:27,83 --> 0:42:29,352
Did you know clogged drains can
lead to corrosion and flooding?
1061
0:42:29,820 --> 0:42:30,921
Oh no.
1062
0:42:31,688 --> 0:42:33,857
Okay, what's wrong?
1063
0:42:35,191 --> 0:42:38,695
I never dreamed
of having a wedding.
1064
0:42:39,596 --> 0:42:41,832
But then I fell in love
with someone who did.
1065
0:42:42,398 --> 0:42:46,69
And I want to do this for him,
but it's all a lot.
1066
0:42:46,637 --> 0:42:48,304
Does Logan know that?
1067
0:42:48,404 --> 0:42:50,874
We've been together
over a decade. You'd think so.
1068
0:42:51,574 --> 0:42:52,776
But he's so totally absorbed,
1069
0:42:52,876 --> 0:42:54,244
it's like
he's a different person.
1070
0:42:54,344 --> 0:42:56,647
I know he's dreamed of having
an extravagant wedding,
1071
0:42:56,747 --> 0:42:58,414
and I'm trying
to be sensitive to that.
1072
0:42:58,514 --> 0:43:1,752
But I'm not a rational function.
My limits are not infinite.
1073
0:43:1,852 --> 0:43:3,586
If only humans
could have vertical asymptotes,
1074
0:43:3,687 --> 0:43:4,921
you know what I'm saying?
1075
0:43:6,256 --> 0:43:8,124
Not at all.
1076
0:43:8,659 --> 0:43:10,593
But I think I get
the gist of it.
1077
0:43:11,762 --> 0:43:13,429
So why don't we just
get out of here.
1078
0:43:13,529 --> 0:43:15,431
Leave my own party?
1079
0:43:15,531 --> 0:43:17,200
I don't think I'm allowed
to do that.
1080
0:43:17,300 --> 0:43:19,569
You're the bride.
You can do whatever you want.
1081
0:43:20,671 --> 0:43:22,38
Party's almost over.
1082
0:43:22,138 --> 0:43:23,206
Plus, there's a cake down there
1083
0:43:23,306 --> 0:43:25,41
that everyone thinks
is you anyway.
1084
0:43:25,575 --> 0:43:26,609
[laughs]
1085
0:43:27,410 --> 0:43:30,146
-Where would we even go?
-I have ideas.
1086
0:43:30,246 --> 0:43:32,415
-[muted club music playing]
-Seriously?
1087
0:43:32,515 --> 0:43:33,750
A karaoke bar?
1088
0:43:33,850 --> 0:43:35,952
No, no, no, no. It's late.
1089
0:43:36,52 --> 0:43:37,754
The rehearsal's tomorrow.
1090
0:43:37,854 --> 0:43:40,190
-We gotta be rested.
-[Quinn] Hey!
1091
0:43:40,757 --> 0:43:41,925
Look at me.
1092
0:43:42,25 --> 0:43:43,393
I love you.
1093
0:43:44,394 --> 0:43:45,896
I love you too.
1094
0:43:45,996 --> 0:43:47,998
So stop thinking about
the wedding for one second
1095
0:43:48,98 --> 0:43:50,433
and have some fun with me,
okay?
1096
0:43:51,768 --> 0:43:52,635
[sighs]
1097
0:43:52,736 --> 0:43:53,804
Fine.
1098
0:43:53,904 --> 0:43:55,305
-Okay. All right.
-[all] Yeah!
1099
0:43:55,405 --> 0:43:57,573
But if Michael doesn't sing
Limp Bizkit, I'm leaving.
1100
0:43:57,674 --> 0:44:0,343
Cool. Everyone's drinks
are on Logan. Let's go inside.
1101
0:44:0,443 --> 0:44:2,612
-[all cheer]
-Let's go. Come on, babe.
1102
0:44:2,713 --> 0:44:4,480
-[Michael] That's it, Logan.
-[Stacey] Let's do this.
1103
0:44:4,915 --> 0:44:6,116
-You good?
-I'm good. You good?
1104
0:44:6,216 --> 0:44:7,583
-Yeah. Great.
-Good.
1105
0:44:7,684 --> 0:44:9,152
[Michael yelling]
1106
0:44:10,954 --> 0:44:12,622
[rock music playing]
1107
0:44:13,757 --> 0:44:15,491
* Chocolate stardust *
1108
0:44:17,393 --> 0:44:19,629
* Keep on rolling, baby *
1109
0:44:20,496 --> 0:44:21,932
* Throw your hands up *
1110
0:44:22,32 --> 0:44:24,434
* Now move in, now move out,
hands up, now hands down *
1111
0:44:24,534 --> 0:44:27,270
* Back up, back up,
tell me what you gonna do now *
1112
0:44:27,370 --> 0:44:29,672
* Breathe in, now breathe out,
hands up, now hands down *
1113
0:44:29,773 --> 0:44:32,208
* Back up, back up,
tell me what you gonna do now *
1114
0:44:32,308 --> 0:44:34,477
* Keep rollin', rollin',
rollin', rollin' *
1115
0:44:34,577 --> 0:44:37,80
* Keep rollin',
rollin', rollin', rollin' *
1116
0:44:37,180 --> 0:44:39,615
* Keep rollin', rollin',
rollin', rollin' *
1117
0:44:39,716 --> 0:44:40,884
* Keep rollin'... *
1118
0:44:40,984 --> 0:44:43,286
Yeah! This is my favorite!
Rollin', rollin'!
1119
0:44:43,386 --> 0:44:44,821
* I know y'all be lovin
this ish right here *
1120
0:44:44,921 --> 0:44:47,490
* L-I-M-P Bizkit
is right here *
1121
0:44:47,590 --> 0:44:49,625
* Gonna F you up,
shut the F up *
1122
0:44:49,726 --> 0:44:53,396
* And back the F up
while we F this track up *
1123
0:44:53,496 --> 0:44:55,365
[inaudible]
1124
0:44:57,400 --> 0:44:59,135
* You wanna mess
with Limp Bizkit? *
1125
0:44:59,235 --> 0:45:0,670
* You can't mess
with Limp Bizkit *
1126
0:45:0,771 --> 0:45:2,939
* 'Cause we get it on
every day and every night *
1127
0:45:3,39 --> 0:45:4,640
Was he always that talented?
1128
0:45:4,741 --> 0:45:8,544
Yeah, but in school
it was mostly sad flute music.
1129
0:45:8,644 --> 0:45:9,946
Oh, yes!
1130
0:45:10,46 --> 0:45:12,783
So you all went
to high school together?
1131
0:45:12,883 --> 0:45:14,484
Yeah! PCA, baby!
1132
0:45:14,584 --> 0:45:16,486
So sad what happened.
1133
0:45:17,320 --> 0:45:20,857
We were the last class
to attend Pacific Coast Academy.
1134
0:45:20,957 --> 0:45:23,860
The school closed down in 2009
1135
0:45:23,960 --> 0:45:27,530
when multiple parents complained
about poor education standards,
1136
0:45:27,630 --> 0:45:30,300
leading the state to launch
a formal investigation,
1137
0:45:30,400 --> 0:45:33,203
only to discover the school
wasn't even accredited
1138
0:45:33,303 --> 0:45:35,638
and Dean Rivers was stealing
students' tuition
1139
0:45:35,738 --> 0:45:38,241
and blowing it
at Morongo Casino and Resort.
1140
0:45:38,341 --> 0:45:40,610
Yeah, it wasn't even
a real school.
1141
0:45:40,710 --> 0:45:43,179
The student loans were real! Ha!
1142
0:45:43,279 --> 0:45:45,715
[laughing]
I have so much debt!
1143
0:45:47,750 --> 0:45:49,920
* Keep rollin', rollin',
rollin', rollin' *
1144
0:45:50,20 --> 0:45:51,587
* Rollin' *
1145
0:45:51,687 --> 0:45:53,456
-[all cheer]
-Woo!
1146
0:45:54,557 --> 0:45:57,327
-Let's go!
-Great job, buddy. Great job.
1147
0:45:57,427 --> 0:45:59,662
-Let's do it.
-[Logan] That was awesome!
1148
0:45:59,762 --> 0:46:1,697
[indistinct shouting]
1149
0:46:1,798 --> 0:46:4,835
I'm gonna hit the head.
Does anybody need anything?
1150
0:46:4,935 --> 0:46:7,237
Chase? Maybe a water?
1151
0:46:7,337 --> 0:46:8,905
Yes.
1152
0:46:9,5 --> 0:46:10,606
All right, I'll be right back.
1153
0:46:11,174 --> 0:46:13,509
-Consent to a kiss?
-Granted.
1154
0:46:21,584 --> 0:46:24,921
All right, next up,
we have Hugo Hemsworth
1155
0:46:25,21 --> 0:46:27,623
and Chase Matthews
1156
0:46:27,723 --> 0:46:28,791
singing a duet.
1157
0:46:28,892 --> 0:46:30,460
No, I'm all set.
1158
0:46:31,494 --> 0:46:33,930
Babe, you love karaoke. Go!
1159
0:46:34,30 --> 0:46:35,731
[cheers and applause]
1160
0:46:37,367 --> 0:46:40,303
[all chanting]
Chase! Chase! Chase! Chase!
1161
0:46:40,937 --> 0:46:42,72
-Yes!
-Woo!
1162
0:46:42,172 --> 0:46:43,573
[Stacey]
Yes, Chase!
1163
0:46:43,673 --> 0:46:44,574
Go, Chase, go!
1164
0:46:44,674 --> 0:46:45,876
Hope you're cool
with the high part.
1165
0:46:45,976 --> 0:46:46,943
Uh, what song are we even--
1166
0:46:47,43 --> 0:46:50,680
* Now I've had *
1167
0:46:50,780 --> 0:46:53,249
* The time of my life *
1168
0:46:53,349 --> 0:46:56,352
* No, I never felt
like this before *
1169
0:46:56,452 --> 0:46:58,221
Damn it, I love this song.
1170
0:46:58,321 --> 0:46:59,990
* Yes, I swear *
1171
0:47:0,90 --> 0:47:2,92
* It's the truth *
1172
0:47:2,192 --> 0:47:4,961
* And I owe it all to you *
1173
0:47:5,61 --> 0:47:8,464
* 'Cause I've had *
1174
0:47:8,564 --> 0:47:11,101
* The time of my life *
1175
0:47:11,201 --> 0:47:14,938
* And I owe it all to you *
1176
0:47:15,371 --> 0:47:17,307
-Yo, they're both...
-Pretty good!
1177
0:47:17,407 --> 0:47:19,42
-Yeah.
-Let's go, Chase!
1178
0:47:19,142 --> 0:47:20,476
Not bad.
1179
0:47:20,576 --> 0:47:22,478
Bet you didn't know
I was a high tenor, did you?
1180
0:47:22,578 --> 0:47:24,447
* I've been waiting
for so long *
1181
0:47:24,547 --> 0:47:27,83
* Now I finally
found someone *
1182
0:47:27,183 --> 0:47:29,552
* To stand by me *
1183
0:47:31,121 --> 0:47:33,623
* We saw the writing
on the wall *
1184
0:47:33,723 --> 0:47:37,894
* As we felt
this magical fantasy *
1185
0:47:39,795 --> 0:47:42,398
* Now with passion
in our eyes *
1186
0:47:42,498 --> 0:47:46,636
* There's no way
we could disguise it secretly *
1187
0:47:49,272 --> 0:47:50,907
* So we take
each others' hand *
1188
0:47:51,7 --> 0:47:56,479
* 'Cause we seem to understand
the urgency *
1189
0:47:57,413 --> 0:47:59,715
[tender, upbeat music playing]
1190
0:48:4,120 --> 0:48:5,821
-Are they...?
-Wasted?
1191
0:48:5,922 --> 0:48:7,523
One of them is.
1192
0:48:7,991 --> 0:48:10,393
* I've had *
1193
0:48:10,493 --> 0:48:12,695
* The time of my life *
1194
0:48:12,795 --> 0:48:17,167
* No, I never felt
this way before *
1195
0:48:17,267 --> 0:48:19,369
* Yes, I swear *
1196
0:48:19,469 --> 0:48:22,205
* It's the truth *
1197
0:48:22,305 --> 0:48:26,442
* And I owe it all to you *
1198
0:48:26,542 --> 0:48:27,843
[cheering]
1199
0:48:27,944 --> 0:48:29,379
[Michael] See that bod?
1200
0:48:33,816 --> 0:48:35,118
Yes!
1201
0:48:35,218 --> 0:48:36,486
[Mark] Calm down.
1202
0:48:47,297 --> 0:48:49,199
[cheering]
1203
0:48:49,865 --> 0:48:51,201
Yes!
1204
0:48:53,436 --> 0:48:55,771
I can't dance like that.
I can't dance like that.
1205
0:48:55,871 --> 0:48:57,940
No, come on! Come on!
1206
0:48:58,41 --> 0:48:59,709
Oh, whoa, whoa.
Are you okay?
1207
0:48:59,809 --> 0:49:1,177
I am so sorry, dude.
1208
0:49:1,277 --> 0:49:2,512
What is this?
1209
0:49:2,612 --> 0:49:4,180
What? I thought we were
just having fun.
1210
0:49:4,280 --> 0:49:5,715
This is about Zoey, isn't it?
1211
0:49:5,815 --> 0:49:7,883
You're mad we dated so you're
trying to make me jealous.
1212
0:49:7,984 --> 0:49:10,253
Well, that's not gonna work,
Mr. Sexy Doctor Man,
1213
0:49:10,353 --> 0:49:12,255
because I don't care
about Zoey anymore.
1214
0:49:12,355 --> 0:49:14,590
-What's happening?
-Looks like they're fighting.
1215
0:49:14,690 --> 0:49:16,259
[inaudible]
1216
0:49:17,393 --> 0:49:18,561
Let's just chill out.
1217
0:49:18,661 --> 0:49:20,963
That's it. I'm over it!
I'm over her!
1218
0:49:22,398 --> 0:49:24,800
-Well, doesn't sound like it.
-What'd you say?
1219
0:49:24,900 --> 0:49:26,436
I just get the feeling
1220
0:49:26,536 --> 0:49:29,239
that maybe you're not
actually over her.
1221
0:49:32,142 --> 0:49:33,576
-[screams]
-[all gasp]
1222
0:49:34,710 --> 0:49:36,279
[all cheer]
1223
0:49:38,881 --> 0:49:40,450
[laughing]
1224
0:49:41,417 --> 0:49:43,286
You're getting a bit heavy.
1225
0:49:44,554 --> 0:49:46,489
-Ah!
-[all gasp]
1226
0:49:48,924 --> 0:49:50,893
-[Mark] What?
-Up! Up!
1227
0:49:50,993 --> 0:49:52,195
What is your problem?
1228
0:49:52,295 --> 0:49:55,298
Oh, boo-hoo! Time for rehearsal!
1229
0:49:55,398 --> 0:49:56,766
Out of bed!
1230
0:49:59,202 --> 0:50:1,37
Everybody outside in ten!
1231
0:50:1,137 --> 0:50:3,239
[Stacey]
What is the matter with you?
1232
0:50:3,339 --> 0:50:5,808
[both continue shouting
indistinctly]
1233
0:50:10,313 --> 0:50:12,615
Can't he leave me alone
for one minute?
1234
0:50:12,715 --> 0:50:14,317
I'm so sick
of babysitting this guy.
1235
0:50:14,417 --> 0:50:15,851
I cannot do this today.
1236
0:50:15,951 --> 0:50:16,986
[sighs]
1237
0:50:21,224 --> 0:50:23,59
-Todd.
-Hmm?
1238
0:50:23,159 --> 0:50:24,527
Aren't you a manny?
1239
0:50:25,328 --> 0:50:27,463
It's a side gig, but yeah.
1240
0:50:28,864 --> 0:50:30,766
-Hmm?
-No!
1241
0:50:31,201 --> 0:50:33,403
-[whimpers]
-[sighs]
1242
0:50:33,503 --> 0:50:36,472
No. I'm your fake boyfriend.
1243
0:50:37,873 --> 0:50:39,175
Fake hungover boyfriend.
1244
0:50:39,275 --> 0:50:40,876
I'm not your babysitter.
1245
0:50:41,477 --> 0:50:42,445
Please. Please.
1246
0:50:42,545 --> 0:50:44,46
[Logan]
Meet me in the chapel in ten!
1247
0:50:44,147 --> 0:50:46,849
I have to go be with my friends.
I really need your help on this.
1248
0:50:46,949 --> 0:50:47,917
Please.
1249
0:50:48,17 --> 0:50:49,519
The villa is just
right up the street.
1250
0:50:49,619 --> 0:50:51,887
You can go up there,
distract him, have fun.
1251
0:50:51,987 --> 0:50:55,24
-Please, please, please?
-Wait, so I get to go to set?
1252
0:50:55,125 --> 0:50:56,859
Yes. Thank you.
1253
0:50:59,295 --> 0:51:1,631
Oh, my God. Finally.
1254
0:51:2,398 --> 0:51:4,400
[Logan]
Places! Okay.
1255
0:51:4,500 --> 0:51:6,336
So we're gonna start
with Michael
1256
0:51:6,436 --> 0:51:9,372
making an announcement
to ask all the guests
1257
0:51:9,472 --> 0:51:11,774
to silence their phones.
1258
0:51:12,342 --> 0:51:13,609
Cue Michael.
1259
0:51:14,777 --> 0:51:16,11
[wheezes]
1260
0:51:16,512 --> 0:51:17,913
[Michael gasps weakly]
1261
0:51:20,183 --> 0:51:21,584
Cue Michael.
1262
0:51:22,518 --> 0:51:24,187
[wheezing]
Silence your phone.
1263
0:51:24,287 --> 0:51:25,455
Bro, what is going on?
1264
0:51:25,555 --> 0:51:27,757
[Lyric]
"I think I lost my voice."
1265
0:51:28,458 --> 0:51:30,92
How do you know
what he's saying?
1266
0:51:30,193 --> 0:51:31,927
I'm really good at lip-reading.
1267
0:51:32,27 --> 0:51:33,229
From over there?
1268
0:51:33,329 --> 0:51:34,797
-Plus, I have 20/20 vision.
-[Logan] Great.
1269
0:51:34,897 --> 0:51:37,500
So my officiant
has lost his voice
1270
0:51:37,600 --> 0:51:39,502
the day before the wedding!
1271
0:51:40,436 --> 0:51:42,338
This is why we can't have fun.
1272
0:51:42,938 --> 0:51:44,840
[Lyric]
"Let me show you. Ready?"
1273
0:51:44,940 --> 0:51:47,543
Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here today
1274
0:51:47,643 --> 0:51:50,112
to celebrate this thing
called patriarchy.
1275
0:51:51,247 --> 0:51:52,582
Heard of it?
1276
0:51:52,948 --> 0:51:55,318
Which has been used
for centuries to oppress women
1277
0:51:55,418 --> 0:51:56,886
by buying and selling them.
1278
0:51:56,986 --> 0:51:59,422
It's also kept the majority of
wealth in the male minority.
1279
0:51:59,522 --> 0:52:0,856
[Logan]
Okay, thank you, Lyric.
1280
0:52:0,956 --> 0:52:3,793
Look, I'm sorry, buddy,
but I gotta replace you.
1281
0:52:3,893 --> 0:52:5,861
-[Lyric] "Son of a--"
-Fine.
1282
0:52:6,362 --> 0:52:7,930
-I'll do it.
-What?
1283
0:52:8,30 --> 0:52:11,567
I have the number one
murder podcast in the U.S.
1284
0:52:11,667 --> 0:52:13,403
People would literally kill
1285
0:52:13,503 --> 0:52:14,970
to have me officiate
their wedding.
1286
0:52:15,70 --> 0:52:16,606
Yeah, you make a fair point.
1287
0:52:16,706 --> 0:52:18,7
But who's gonna
walk me down the aisle?
1288
0:52:18,107 --> 0:52:21,244
-It's a straight line, babe.
-Michael, obviously.
1289
0:52:21,677 --> 0:52:23,313
[Lyric]
"Okay, sounds good."
1290
0:52:23,413 --> 0:52:24,747
[Logan]
Let's try this again.
1291
0:52:24,847 --> 0:52:28,518
Stacey will ask everyone
to silence their phones.
1292
0:52:28,618 --> 0:52:30,320
Get out of here, buddy.
1293
0:52:30,420 --> 0:52:32,688
-[clears throat]
-Cue Stacey.
1294
0:52:33,923 --> 0:52:37,727
[in deep, booming voice]
Silence your phones!
1295
0:52:38,861 --> 0:52:40,796
Just a little less creepy
next time, okay?
1296
0:52:40,896 --> 0:52:43,466
Yeah, okay.
Lyric's gonna sing us in.
1297
0:52:45,301 --> 0:52:46,969
Lyric!
1298
0:52:49,339 --> 0:52:50,540
[device chimes]
1299
0:52:50,640 --> 0:52:52,542
[vocalizes notes, stops]
1300
0:52:53,476 --> 0:52:55,445
[vocalizes notes, stops]
1301
0:52:55,911 --> 0:52:58,180
My AI gloves weren't programmed
to deal with that reverb.
1302
0:52:58,281 --> 0:52:59,615
Did you hear the echo?
1303
0:52:59,715 --> 0:53:1,651
-[vocalizing]
-[distorted audio]
1304
0:53:1,751 --> 0:53:3,519
All right, guys, get in places.
1305
0:53:3,619 --> 0:53:5,821
Michael, Mark,
Camille and Jared, come on.
1306
0:53:5,921 --> 0:53:7,490
-Tighten up.
-How's your nose?
1307
0:53:7,590 --> 0:53:8,891
How do you think?
1308
0:53:8,991 --> 0:53:11,361
Your boyfriend dropped me
on my face on purpose.
1309
0:53:11,461 --> 0:53:13,363
He did not do it on purpose.
1310
0:53:13,463 --> 0:53:16,198
Zoey, he's very strong.
His muscles are huge.
1311
0:53:16,299 --> 0:53:17,533
He definitely
could have held me.
1312
0:53:17,633 --> 0:53:20,102
Classic Chase.
Taking everything so personally.
1313
0:53:20,202 --> 0:53:21,837
He said he was sorry.
1314
0:53:23,406 --> 0:53:25,174
[Logan] All right,
cue Camille and Jared.
1315
0:53:25,275 --> 0:53:27,743
Chase, I know it's awkward,
but for the sake of our friends,
1316
0:53:27,843 --> 0:53:29,912
can't we at least just try
to be friends?
1317
0:53:30,12 --> 0:53:31,113
[sighs]
1318
0:53:31,213 --> 0:53:32,748
I'm sorry, but after
everything that happened,
1319
0:53:32,848 --> 0:53:34,450
did you really think
we were gonna be able
1320
0:53:34,550 --> 0:53:36,85
to just link arms
and stroll off into the sunset?
1321
0:53:36,185 --> 0:53:39,221
All right, now Zoey and Chase
will link arms and stroll.
1322
0:53:39,322 --> 0:53:41,90
Okay, the timing of that
was unfair.
1323
0:53:41,190 --> 0:53:44,126
[Logan] They're linking.
They're strolling.
1324
0:53:46,195 --> 0:53:47,763
You could look happy.
1325
0:53:48,664 --> 0:53:50,99
Okay, cue the bride.
1326
0:53:51,267 --> 0:53:53,836
[Chase] And, frankly, there is
no amount of philanthropy
1327
0:53:53,936 --> 0:53:55,538
that will ever make up
for those mistakes.
1328
0:53:55,638 --> 0:53:57,407
-[laughter]
-Lastly,
1329
0:53:57,507 --> 0:53:58,941
Quinn, you have come up
1330
0:53:59,41 --> 0:54:1,577
with so many wonderful
inventions over the years,
1331
0:54:1,677 --> 0:54:3,613
but I think
that your most impressive yet
1332
0:54:3,713 --> 0:54:5,881
is actually the reinvention
1333
0:54:5,981 --> 0:54:8,117
of this guy right here,
my best friend.
1334
0:54:8,217 --> 0:54:10,520
He's become an amazing man
because of you.
1335
0:54:10,620 --> 0:54:12,888
And so I think I speak
for all of us
1336
0:54:12,988 --> 0:54:15,525
when I say thank you very much,
Quinn.
1337
0:54:15,625 --> 0:54:17,793
-[all laugh]
-To Quinn and Logan. Everyone.
1338
0:54:17,893 --> 0:54:19,862
[all] To Quinn and Logan!
1339
0:54:19,962 --> 0:54:21,163
[glasses clink]
1340
0:54:23,466 --> 0:54:25,601
This is nice.
Stace, isn't this nice?
1341
0:54:25,701 --> 0:54:27,202
Everyone together,
celebrating?
1342
0:54:27,303 --> 0:54:30,973
Mm-hmm. Mark, tell me something.
You're my field producer, right?
1343
0:54:31,73 --> 0:54:32,274
And husband.
1344
0:54:32,375 --> 0:54:34,510
Then why aren't you
in the field?
1345
0:54:34,610 --> 0:54:36,612
I thought we'd take
the night off.
1346
0:54:36,712 --> 0:54:38,514
Can the women
who are being murdered
1347
0:54:38,614 --> 0:54:39,982
take the night off, Mark?
1348
0:54:40,82 --> 0:54:41,116
But...
1349
0:54:42,251 --> 0:54:43,285
couldn't he be here?
1350
0:54:44,119 --> 0:54:45,154
-What?
-I'm just saying,
1351
0:54:45,254 --> 0:54:47,390
technically couldn't
the Malibu Murderer
1352
0:54:47,757 --> 0:54:49,258
be at this wedding
1353
0:54:49,359 --> 0:54:50,760
in Malibu?
1354
0:54:52,261 --> 0:54:53,463
How dare you, Mark?
1355
0:54:53,563 --> 0:54:55,297
These are our closest
and dearest friends.
1356
0:54:55,398 --> 0:54:57,767
-You're so right.
-Why would there be a murderer
1357
0:54:57,867 --> 0:54:59,602
-at this wedding?
-Just forget I said it.
1358
0:54:59,702 --> 0:55:1,3
Enjoy your fish.
1359
0:55:4,674 --> 0:55:6,308
-Where's Hugo?
-Oh.
1360
0:55:6,409 --> 0:55:7,710
Um, uh...
1361
0:55:8,678 --> 0:55:10,212
he got called in
for an emergency.
1362
0:55:10,312 --> 0:55:12,382
If only there were more
people like him in the world.
1363
0:55:13,15 --> 0:55:15,818
Hey, Zoe, your turn.
Like yesterday.
1364
0:55:15,918 --> 0:55:17,653
Oh, right. Yeah, okay.
1365
0:55:18,253 --> 0:55:19,355
[glass clinking]
1366
0:55:19,455 --> 0:55:23,258
I would like to make a toast.
1367
0:55:24,93 --> 0:55:28,631
I've known Quinn and Logan
for more than half my life.
1368
0:55:29,198 --> 0:55:31,967
During that time,
I've watched Quinn grow,
1369
0:55:32,67 --> 0:55:36,506
evolve, and accomplish
almost all of her dreams.
1370
0:55:37,39 --> 0:55:39,108
And I've watched Logan
watch her do that.
1371
0:55:39,208 --> 0:55:40,610
[all laugh]
1372
0:55:41,10 --> 0:55:45,114
Everyone says that high school
love doesn't last,
1373
0:55:45,214 --> 0:55:46,982
and they're right.
1374
0:55:47,82 --> 0:55:49,852
Most of the time, it doesn't.
1375
0:55:50,586 --> 0:55:52,722
Against all odds,
1376
0:55:52,822 --> 0:55:55,257
Quinn and Logan
have proved them wrong.
1377
0:55:57,393 --> 0:55:59,294
Uh... um...
1378
0:55:59,395 --> 0:56:3,98
uh, that's why it's so real
1379
0:56:3,198 --> 0:56:5,468
and inspiring.
1380
0:56:5,568 --> 0:56:7,803
Just really makes me,
1381
0:56:7,903 --> 0:56:11,441
you know, just dance a little
and, um...
1382
0:56:12,107 --> 0:56:14,677
[bangs on table]
...just really gets me
1383
0:56:14,777 --> 0:56:18,213
so excited, I just want
to sing and drink a lot.
1384
0:56:18,313 --> 0:56:19,849
-[all cheer]
-Yeah!
1385
0:56:19,949 --> 0:56:22,17
To Quinn and Logan!
1386
0:56:22,117 --> 0:56:24,420
-[excited chatter]
-[glasses clink]
1387
0:56:25,488 --> 0:56:26,756
[all gasp]
1388
0:56:26,856 --> 0:56:29,659
I'm such a klutz.
I'm gonna have to go change.
1389
0:56:29,759 --> 0:56:31,193
You missed your mouth
by a lot.
1390
0:56:31,293 --> 0:56:33,195
I know. I'm sorry.
I'll be right back, okay?
1391
0:56:36,365 --> 0:56:37,633
What is going on?
1392
0:56:37,733 --> 0:56:39,769
Why is he here?
And what is on his face?
1393
0:56:39,869 --> 0:56:42,772
I'm an ice tiger. Grr!
1394
0:56:43,473 --> 0:56:44,740
Todd, what happened?
1395
0:56:44,840 --> 0:56:46,509
[in normal voice]
You told me to babysit.
1396
0:56:46,609 --> 0:56:47,943
So I took him to the pier.
1397
0:56:48,43 --> 0:56:50,446
He wanted to ride
the kiddy coaster, right?
1398
0:56:50,546 --> 0:56:53,415
But he's too big, so he hit
his head on the support beam.
1399
0:56:55,384 --> 0:56:58,153
Now he can't remember
the last six months of his life.
1400
0:56:58,253 --> 0:57:1,591
Including the show,
or Jordyn J.
1401
0:57:1,691 --> 0:57:3,425
-What?
-[roars loudly]
1402
0:57:3,526 --> 0:57:5,394
-[roaring]
-My God.
1403
0:57:5,495 --> 0:57:6,796
Did I just hear a lion?
1404
0:57:6,896 --> 0:57:10,65
No. My dad made me get rid
of all my exotic pets.
1405
0:57:10,165 --> 0:57:12,267
[Todd]
It's not that big of a deal.
1406
0:57:12,367 --> 0:57:13,703
Right? It's okay.
1407
0:57:13,803 --> 0:57:16,906
I mean, wasn't Jordan B.
pretty stupid already?
1408
0:57:17,372 --> 0:57:19,108
[roars]
1409
0:57:20,275 --> 0:57:21,877
You're right, maybe nobody
will even notice.
1410
0:57:21,977 --> 0:57:24,313
I mean, I'm gonna be telling him
exactly what to say.
1411
0:57:24,747 --> 0:57:26,649
Okay, I need to get back
down there.
1412
0:57:26,749 --> 0:57:28,183
So you're gonna sneak him
into the villa,
1413
0:57:28,283 --> 0:57:29,752
put him to sleep,
he'll sleep this off,
1414
0:57:29,852 --> 0:57:31,987
-and everything will be--
-[cell phone chimes]
1415
0:57:32,87 --> 0:57:33,322
Oh.
1416
0:57:36,726 --> 0:57:38,27
[screams]
1417
0:57:38,127 --> 0:57:40,429
[bright, upbeat music playing]
1418
0:57:42,431 --> 0:57:44,66
[panting]
1419
0:57:56,846 --> 0:57:58,748
[male voice]
Door opening.
1420
0:58:4,554 --> 0:58:5,955
Door closing.
1421
0:58:8,924 --> 0:58:10,325
Zoey, it is show day.
1422
0:58:10,425 --> 0:58:12,394
You said you were gonna
have the car back in time,
1423
0:58:12,494 --> 0:58:13,963
so where's the car, babe?
1424
0:58:14,63 --> 0:58:15,130
Archer, I promise you,
1425
0:58:15,230 --> 0:58:17,66
the car is the least
of your worries.
1426
0:58:17,166 --> 0:58:20,870
Have you seen Jordan B. today?
Is he acting a little,
1427
0:58:20,970 --> 0:58:23,5
um, I don't know, different?
1428
0:58:24,173 --> 0:58:25,775
Oh, hey!
1429
0:58:26,375 --> 0:58:28,110
-Hi.
-Hey!
1430
0:58:28,210 --> 0:58:29,344
Whoa!
1431
0:58:31,413 --> 0:58:33,82
[panicked chatter]
1432
0:58:33,716 --> 0:58:35,685
Just as dumb as usual. Why?
1433
0:58:35,785 --> 0:58:38,353
No reason! Look, I'm on my way
with the car.
1434
0:58:38,453 --> 0:58:41,356
I just have to make a little
pit stop in Santa Barbara.
1435
0:58:41,456 --> 0:58:44,259
Santa Barbara?
That is not on the way.
1436
0:58:44,827 --> 0:58:46,195
Okay, um...
1437
0:58:47,630 --> 0:58:49,264
What do I do?
1438
0:58:50,99 --> 0:58:51,834
[heavy metal music blares]
1439
0:58:51,934 --> 0:58:53,569
-[music turned off]
-No.
1440
0:58:53,669 --> 0:58:55,270
[male voice]
Door opening.
1441
0:58:55,370 --> 0:58:57,506
[gasps] Oh, my God!
I'm so sorry! I did not mean to!
1442
0:58:57,607 --> 0:58:59,208
-[groans]
-Oh, Chase.
1443
0:58:59,308 --> 0:59:0,576
It's you.
1444
0:59:0,676 --> 0:59:2,77
Zoey!
1445
0:59:2,945 --> 0:59:5,180
If my nose wasn't broken before,
I think it might be now.
1446
0:59:5,280 --> 0:59:6,949
Why are you even up this early?
1447
0:59:7,49 --> 0:59:8,784
I went on a run.
Why are you even up right now?
1448
0:59:8,884 --> 0:59:10,419
Is your nose bleeding?
1449
0:59:10,519 --> 0:59:11,787
Oh, here, I have some tissues.
1450
0:59:11,887 --> 0:59:13,122
[male voice]
Door closing.
1451
0:59:13,222 --> 0:59:14,657
-Uh, no...
-Wait, no, no, no!
1452
0:59:14,757 --> 0:59:16,592
Wait, wait!
1453
0:59:16,692 --> 0:59:18,293
[male voice]
Navigation calculated.
1454
0:59:18,393 --> 0:59:21,597
Estimated time:
one hour, 12 minutes.
1455
0:59:22,564 --> 0:59:24,499
Zoey? Turn it off.
1456
0:59:24,600 --> 0:59:26,68
[Zoey] I don't know how.
1457
0:59:26,168 --> 0:59:28,337
[Chase] You don't know
how to work your own car?
1458
0:59:28,437 --> 0:59:30,439
-Come on.
-Turn off!
1459
0:59:31,6 --> 0:59:33,242
-Door. Stop car.
-[Chase] Uh...
1460
0:59:34,744 --> 0:59:36,145
[Zoey] Cancel trip.
1461
0:59:36,245 --> 0:59:39,181
[male voice] New drive time:
one hour, 59 minutes.
1462
0:59:39,281 --> 0:59:41,116
[Chase]
Why did it just go up?
1463
0:59:41,216 --> 0:59:43,518
-Quinn?
-Here comes the bride.
1464
0:59:43,619 --> 0:59:47,623
All dressed in really pretty
pink pajamas. Hello?
1465
0:59:47,723 --> 0:59:49,759
-Wedding day!
-Good morning!
1466
0:59:49,859 --> 0:59:53,95
-You all look so good!
-You do!
1467
0:59:54,664 --> 0:59:55,865
Where's Zoey?
1468
0:59:55,965 --> 0:59:57,566
-Oh.
-Zoey?
1469
0:59:57,667 --> 0:59:58,701
Zoey?
1470
0:59:58,801 --> 1:0:0,936
-Zoe?
-Zoey?
1471
1:0:1,403 --> 1:0:2,638
-Zoey?
-Zoey?
1472
1:0:12,547 --> 1:0:14,583
It's showtime, baby.
1473
1:0:23,158 --> 1:0:25,294
Can you at least tell me
where we're going?
1474
1:0:30,465 --> 1:0:34,36
Cool, I guess we'll just
sit in silence then.
1475
1:0:35,304 --> 1:0:36,638
Chase, you made it very clear
1476
1:0:36,739 --> 1:0:38,674
that you don't want to hear
what I have to say.
1477
1:0:38,774 --> 1:0:40,175
I thought that maybe
this weekend,
1478
1:0:40,275 --> 1:0:42,111
we could put our past
behind us and act like adults,
1479
1:0:42,211 --> 1:0:43,846
but clearly we cannot.
1480
1:0:43,946 --> 1:0:46,816
So, yes, I think it's best
if we don't speak.
1481
1:0:46,916 --> 1:0:48,684
[male voice]
Playing "Don't Speak."
1482
1:0:49,551 --> 1:0:51,787
* You and me *
1483
1:0:52,454 --> 1:0:55,624
* We used to be together *
1484
1:0:55,725 --> 1:0:58,660
* Every day, together *
1485
1:0:58,761 --> 1:1:1,96
* Always *
1486
1:1:2,164 --> 1:1:5,67
* I really feel *
1487
1:1:5,167 --> 1:1:8,103
* That I'm losing
my best friend *
1488
1:1:8,203 --> 1:1:13,375
* I can't believe
this could be the end *
1489
1:1:14,276 --> 1:1:15,410
* Don't speak *
1490
1:1:15,510 --> 1:1:18,213
* I know just what
you're saying *
1491
1:1:18,313 --> 1:1:21,283
* So please stop explaining *
1492
1:1:21,383 --> 1:1:23,285
* Don't tell me,
'cause it hurts *
1493
1:1:23,385 --> 1:1:25,287
[Todd, in Australian accent]
Ladies, are we decent?
1494
1:1:25,387 --> 1:1:26,221
[laughs]
1495
1:1:26,321 --> 1:1:28,590
Hugo, what are you
doing here?
1496
1:1:28,690 --> 1:1:30,625
Zoey's dealing with a little
work emergency,
1497
1:1:30,726 --> 1:1:32,862
-so she sent me.
-Wow.
1498
1:1:32,962 --> 1:1:35,264
-Who wants mimosas?
-[excited chatter]
1499
1:1:35,364 --> 1:1:36,498
[Todd] Yes!
1500
1:1:36,598 --> 1:1:38,868
-Everybody take a glass.
-Is everything okay?
1501
1:1:38,968 --> 1:1:40,836
[Todd] Here you go.
Everything is fine.
1502
1:1:40,936 --> 1:1:43,638
-She's gonna be right back.
-Okay.
1503
1:1:45,374 --> 1:1:48,210
[male voice] Arriving
at Perry's Fine Jewelry.
1504
1:1:49,44 --> 1:1:50,946
[whimsical music playing]
1505
1:1:51,446 --> 1:1:54,616
[Chase] But Logan said
you got the rings already.
1506
1:1:54,716 --> 1:1:55,751
Doors opening.
1507
1:1:55,851 --> 1:1:57,787
Thank God.
Let's get out of here.
1508
1:1:57,887 --> 1:2:0,122
This thing's horrible.
It's like a prison on wheels.
1509
1:2:0,222 --> 1:2:3,225
Doors closing.
Self-park activating.
1510
1:2:4,26 --> 1:2:6,28
Oh. Heh.
1511
1:2:7,696 --> 1:2:10,532
Hey, is that the car
from LOVE: Fully Charged ?
1512
1:2:11,300 --> 1:2:12,67
No.
1513
1:2:12,167 --> 1:2:13,668
I'm pretty sure it is.
1514
1:2:13,769 --> 1:2:15,37
No, it's not.
1515
1:2:21,743 --> 1:2:23,45
[woman]
These are really nice.
1516
1:2:23,145 --> 1:2:25,480
Even I would like for you
to buy me some of these.
1517
1:2:25,580 --> 1:2:27,516
You know, if you want
somebody on the side,
1518
1:2:27,616 --> 1:2:28,784
I am that person.
1519
1:2:31,86 --> 1:2:32,487
[bell dings]
1520
1:2:32,587 --> 1:2:33,555
[gasps]
1521
1:2:33,655 --> 1:2:34,723
We are appointment only.
1522
1:2:34,824 --> 1:2:35,825
You have an appointment?
1523
1:2:35,925 --> 1:2:37,827
Um, we're here to pick up.
1524
1:2:37,927 --> 1:2:40,495
-Name?
-Reese. Logan and Quinn.
1525
1:2:41,596 --> 1:2:42,865
Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Reese.
1526
1:2:42,965 --> 1:2:45,667
Stop playing with me. You know
you got no money. Go home.
1527
1:2:46,368 --> 1:2:50,39
Oh! Mr. and Mrs. Reese,
I did not recognize your voice.
1528
1:2:50,139 --> 1:2:51,773
I spoke to y'all over the phone.
1529
1:2:51,874 --> 1:2:53,242
Remember me? Janice.
1530
1:2:53,342 --> 1:2:54,776
-No, that's actually not...
-No. We're not...
1531
1:2:54,877 --> 1:2:57,146
Honestly, it's fine.
My mama say I'm forgettable.
1532
1:2:57,246 --> 1:2:58,881
But you two are late.
1533
1:2:58,981 --> 1:3:0,215
I thought maybe
you was trying to ditch us
1534
1:3:0,315 --> 1:3:1,984
and get your rings
down the street.
1535
1:3:2,84 --> 1:3:3,385
[both laugh nervously]
1536
1:3:3,485 --> 1:3:4,920
Pauline! Kayla!
1537
1:3:5,20 --> 1:3:7,89
-The Reese family is here!
-Oh, my God.
1538
1:3:8,157 --> 1:3:9,224
[chuckles]
1539
1:3:9,324 --> 1:3:10,659
[Janice]
The rings will be right out.
1540
1:3:10,759 --> 1:3:11,726
-Oh!
-Oh!
1541
1:3:11,827 --> 1:3:12,895
[chuckles nervously]
1542
1:3:12,995 --> 1:3:14,696
Pauline! Kayla!
1543
1:3:15,865 --> 1:3:17,266
[gasps]
1544
1:3:25,74 --> 1:3:26,441
Oh, this is a lot.
1545
1:3:28,277 --> 1:3:29,778
-Uh, no.
-Uh, no. We're fine.
1546
1:3:29,879 --> 1:3:31,780
-Take it.
-[whispering] Take it.
1547
1:3:32,247 --> 1:3:34,116
-Okay.
-[both chuckle nervously]
1548
1:3:34,216 --> 1:3:36,118
We love giving high-paying
customers like yourself
1549
1:3:36,218 --> 1:3:37,319
the full VIP treatment.
1550
1:3:37,419 --> 1:3:38,653
We hope you don't mind.
1551
1:3:38,753 --> 1:3:40,455
-We actually have to go.
-Yeah, we need to leave.
1552
1:3:40,555 --> 1:3:43,993
Oh, come on, you're never gonna
be as in love as you are now.
1553
1:3:44,93 --> 1:3:45,627
And it might not even last.
1554
1:3:46,295 --> 1:3:48,63
-Probably won't.
-That's a weird thing to say.
1555
1:3:48,163 --> 1:3:49,364
Okay. Oh!
1556
1:3:49,464 --> 1:3:51,300
[Janice]
A toast to the bride and groom.
1557
1:3:51,400 --> 1:3:53,35
-[camera shutters click]
-[all] Cheers!
1558
1:3:53,135 --> 1:3:54,836
So, Quinn and Logan,
what's your story?
1559
1:3:54,937 --> 1:3:57,106
-Again, we're actually not...
-We don't want to...
1560
1:3:57,206 --> 1:4:0,309
Oh, come on, don't be
those people, so boring.
1561
1:4:0,409 --> 1:4:2,311
Don't even think
about being those people.
1562
1:4:2,777 --> 1:4:5,580
You're not gonna get these rings
until you spill the tea.
1563
1:4:5,680 --> 1:4:7,182
Now, where did you meet?
1564
1:4:8,350 --> 1:4:10,52
Well, we met in middle school.
1565
1:4:10,152 --> 1:4:12,521
Oh, young love. I love.
Then what?
1566
1:4:12,621 --> 1:4:15,824
He saw me and ran his bike
into a flagpole.
1567
1:4:15,925 --> 1:4:17,326
-No. A flagpole?
-I'm dead.
1568
1:4:17,426 --> 1:4:19,661
-Then we became best friends.
-Study buddies.
1569
1:4:19,761 --> 1:4:21,563
But everybody knew
I had a thing for her.
1570
1:4:21,663 --> 1:4:23,298
And no one knew
I had a thing for him.
1571
1:4:23,398 --> 1:4:24,833
-They knew.
-They did not.
1572
1:4:24,934 --> 1:4:26,969
But every time I tried
to take it to the next level,
1573
1:4:27,69 --> 1:4:29,371
something always got in the way.
1574
1:4:30,5 --> 1:4:31,773
-Other boyfriends.
-[all gasp]
1575
1:4:31,873 --> 1:4:34,76
-Other girlfriends.
-Yikes. We don't like that.
1576
1:4:34,176 --> 1:4:35,744
-Distance.
-Mm-hmm.
1577
1:4:35,844 --> 1:4:37,279
-Mistakes.
-Ugh.
1578
1:4:37,379 --> 1:4:39,14
But anyway, here we are
getting married now.
1579
1:4:39,114 --> 1:4:40,682
It's great,
so fast-forward to now.
1580
1:4:40,782 --> 1:4:41,583
We'd love our rings.
1581
1:4:41,683 --> 1:4:43,152
[chanting]
Kiss. Kiss. Kiss.
1582
1:4:43,252 --> 1:4:45,854
[all]
Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss.
1583
1:4:45,955 --> 1:4:48,557
-Actually, we're just gonna...
-Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
1584
1:4:48,657 --> 1:4:50,825
-We're just gonna...
-Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
1585
1:4:50,926 --> 1:4:55,397
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
1586
1:4:55,497 --> 1:4:57,666
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
1587
1:4:57,766 --> 1:4:59,834
-[all cheer]
-[camera shutters click]
1588
1:5:0,936 --> 1:5:2,604
Guys, seriously?
1589
1:5:2,704 --> 1:5:4,974
-We're actually gonna head.
-We should leave, right?
1590
1:5:5,74 --> 1:5:6,741
This is a lot.
And the champagne was...
1591
1:5:6,841 --> 1:5:9,711
* I'm just waiting
for your love *
1592
1:5:9,811 --> 1:5:12,214
* You know you are
the only one *
1593
1:5:12,314 --> 1:5:13,648
* That I think of *
1594
1:5:13,748 --> 1:5:17,152
* And all I want to do
is fuel the fire *
1595
1:5:17,252 --> 1:5:18,653
[all]
Oh.
1596
1:5:19,354 --> 1:5:21,623
-Seriously, these suck.
-Every single one.
1597
1:5:21,723 --> 1:5:23,25
Blurry.
1598
1:5:23,458 --> 1:5:26,261
No, actually,
Zoey's the big spoon
1599
1:5:26,361 --> 1:5:27,762
and I'm the little spoon.
1600
1:5:27,862 --> 1:5:29,31
We're cute like that.
1601
1:5:29,131 --> 1:5:30,165
[all laugh]
1602
1:5:30,265 --> 1:5:31,933
Hugo, you are hilarious.
1603
1:5:32,34 --> 1:5:33,302
Where did you grow up again?
1604
1:5:33,402 --> 1:5:34,569
[in normal voice]
Burbank.
1605
1:5:34,669 --> 1:5:36,271
[in Australian accent]
Uh... Brisbane.
1606
1:5:38,607 --> 1:5:39,408
[laughs]
1607
1:5:39,508 --> 1:5:40,909
Australia. Brisbane.
1608
1:5:43,112 --> 1:5:45,680
[Lyric] Sometimes I use an
Australian accent when I go out.
1609
1:5:45,780 --> 1:5:47,616
[in bad Australian accent]
You wouldn't believe
1610
1:5:47,716 --> 1:5:51,753
how many men, women,
and nonbinary people I get
1611
1:5:51,853 --> 1:5:53,222
when I use this voice.
1612
1:5:53,322 --> 1:5:55,590
Hey, Hugo, could you text
Zoey for me?
1613
1:5:55,690 --> 1:5:57,826
I've tried a bunch of times,
but she hasn't responded.
1614
1:5:57,926 --> 1:5:59,328
Yeah, can do.
1615
1:5:59,428 --> 1:6:1,730
I'll get us a bottle
while I'm out.
1616
1:6:3,232 --> 1:6:4,566
[sighs]
1617
1:6:6,401 --> 1:6:7,569
All right, see you soon.
1618
1:6:7,669 --> 1:6:10,705
[in bad accent]
Ugh. Aussies are the best.
1619
1:6:12,41 --> 1:6:14,476
[computerized voice]
Hey, Logan, here's an idea.
1620
1:6:14,576 --> 1:6:16,311
I can still officiate
the wedding
1621
1:6:16,411 --> 1:6:17,912
using text to voice.
1622
1:6:18,13 --> 1:6:19,814
What? No, dude.
Absolutely not.
1623
1:6:19,914 --> 1:6:22,151
Look, I can't find Chase
anywhere. Where is he?
1624
1:6:22,251 --> 1:6:23,585
[wheezing]
1625
1:6:24,453 --> 1:6:26,55
Dude, I can't hear
a single thing you're saying.
1626
1:6:26,155 --> 1:6:27,122
Where is he?
1627
1:6:27,222 --> 1:6:28,723
-I'll text him.
-I'll text him.
1628
1:6:28,823 --> 1:6:29,891
Thank you, Jared.
1629
1:6:32,294 --> 1:6:34,329
[computerized voice]
Jared, you suck.
1630
1:6:34,929 --> 1:6:36,98
Really, Michael?
1631
1:6:36,198 --> 1:6:38,167
[upbeat music playing]
1632
1:6:38,267 --> 1:6:39,601
[Chase and Zoey laughing]
1633
1:6:39,701 --> 1:6:41,270
[Chase] Is that what happens
when you get engaged?
1634
1:6:41,370 --> 1:6:42,871
Free champagne
everywhere you go?
1635
1:6:42,971 --> 1:6:44,406
[Zoey] No, that's what happens
when you drop
1636
1:6:44,506 --> 1:6:46,675
-six figures on a ring.
-[laughs]
1637
1:6:46,775 --> 1:6:49,44
So, um, you think you and Hugo
will get engaged?
1638
1:6:49,144 --> 1:6:50,745
[laughing] No.
1639
1:6:50,845 --> 1:6:52,914
I'm-I'm-- I mean, no.
1640
1:6:53,915 --> 1:6:55,850
Not really thinking
about marriage.
1641
1:6:55,950 --> 1:6:57,719
But what about you?
1642
1:6:57,819 --> 1:6:59,854
Danielle? No.
I mean, she's great.
1643
1:6:59,954 --> 1:7:1,790
Um, for now.
1644
1:7:1,890 --> 1:7:4,326
Uh, you know,
the timing just felt right.
1645
1:7:4,759 --> 1:7:6,861
Timing. Something we never had.
1646
1:7:11,233 --> 1:7:13,635
[somber music playing]
1647
1:7:14,603 --> 1:7:16,905
I'm so sorry about Hawaii.
1648
1:7:17,539 --> 1:7:19,374
I tried to call.
I sent messages.
1649
1:7:19,474 --> 1:7:21,543
And I completely understand
why you didn't respond,
1650
1:7:21,643 --> 1:7:24,146
but I wanted the chance
to explain why I--
1651
1:7:24,246 --> 1:7:27,48
Left me alone on a literal
island and waited weeks to call?
1652
1:7:27,149 --> 1:7:28,783
Yeah, why did you do that?
1653
1:7:31,220 --> 1:7:35,324
I guess I was so used to it
not working out between us
1654
1:7:35,424 --> 1:7:38,560
that I was scared
of what would happen
1655
1:7:38,660 --> 1:7:42,30
if it actually did.
So I just bailed.
1656
1:7:43,332 --> 1:7:46,101
I really, really wish I hadn't.
1657
1:7:46,868 --> 1:7:50,172
I mean, I've tried to move on.
I've tried to forget.
1658
1:7:50,272 --> 1:7:51,873
I threw myself into work.
1659
1:7:51,973 --> 1:7:54,376
Distanced myself
from all of our friends.
1660
1:7:54,476 --> 1:7:56,711
I even downloaded
every dating app on Earth.
1661
1:7:56,811 --> 1:7:59,681
But no matter what I did,
it always came back to you.
1662
1:8:2,417 --> 1:8:5,387
I know that sounds
so ridiculous, but it's why...
1663
1:8:5,487 --> 1:8:8,590
[music brightens, intensifies]
1664
1:8:26,275 --> 1:8:28,76
-[alarm beeping]
-[music fades]
1665
1:8:35,884 --> 1:8:37,819
[Chase]
Why is the car stopping?
1666
1:8:38,420 --> 1:8:40,889
[male voice]
Zero percent charge.
1667
1:8:42,391 --> 1:8:44,725
Oh, my gosh.
You have to charge this car.
1668
1:8:44,826 --> 1:8:46,661
[Chase]
Yeah, that's kind of a thing.
1669
1:8:46,761 --> 1:8:49,598
[dramatic orchestral music
playing]
1670
1:8:52,234 --> 1:8:54,2
You look beautiful.
1671
1:8:55,437 --> 1:8:56,971
Thank you.
1672
1:8:59,107 --> 1:9:0,742
Is that what you're wearing?
1673
1:9:0,842 --> 1:9:2,310
Yeah, why?
1674
1:9:2,411 --> 1:9:3,745
No reason.
1675
1:9:5,413 --> 1:9:6,781
-Anything yet from Zoey?
-No.
1676
1:9:6,881 --> 1:9:8,783
Calls are going
straight to voicemail.
1677
1:9:8,882 --> 1:9:9,951
Why is...
1678
1:9:10,51 --> 1:9:11,653
...nothing going through?
1679
1:9:13,355 --> 1:9:16,90
[Chase] Yeah, I think I had
better over here, actually.
1680
1:9:16,190 --> 1:9:18,726
[Zoey] What am I gonna do?
How could this be the one spot
1681
1:9:18,827 --> 1:9:20,562
that there's absolutely
no service?
1682
1:9:21,263 --> 1:9:22,163
[cell phone beeping]
1683
1:9:22,264 --> 1:9:23,965
Zoey, Zoey, hey, hey.
1684
1:9:24,65 --> 1:9:25,600
I think we can make it,
but we have to go.
1685
1:9:25,699 --> 1:9:27,202
We have to walk now.
1686
1:9:28,2 --> 1:9:29,170
-Okay.
-Come on.
1687
1:9:32,674 --> 1:9:34,743
[Chase] Yeah, it'll be good.
Here we go.
1688
1:9:38,447 --> 1:9:39,848
Have you heard from Chase
this morning?
1689
1:9:39,948 --> 1:9:41,250
Nobody can get
a hold of him.
1690
1:9:41,350 --> 1:9:43,16
No, I haven't.
1691
1:9:43,752 --> 1:9:45,487
Wow, you look so good.
1692
1:9:45,587 --> 1:9:47,456
Thanks. So do you.
1693
1:9:47,556 --> 1:9:50,24
-Have you heard from Zoey?
-No, I haven't.
1694
1:9:50,123 --> 1:9:52,493
Wait. Is this supposed
to be their first look?
1695
1:9:52,594 --> 1:9:54,162
-They're weird like that.
-[Logan] Wait.
1696
1:9:54,263 --> 1:9:57,131
So the maid of honor and
the best man are both missing?
1697
1:9:57,232 --> 1:9:58,600
I can't believe this.
1698
1:10:0,835 --> 1:10:3,772
[Zoey, breathlessly]
How much farther?
1699
1:10:4,273 --> 1:10:5,974
[Chase] Oh. Here.
1700
1:10:6,575 --> 1:10:8,243
Okay. Thank you.
1701
1:10:8,643 --> 1:10:10,479
Here, you wear mine.
1702
1:10:11,280 --> 1:10:12,481
Oh, that's so much better.
1703
1:10:12,581 --> 1:10:13,715
Yeah, this is...
1704
1:10:13,815 --> 1:10:15,617
-This is not better.
-Okay.
1705
1:10:16,351 --> 1:10:17,919
Oh, God.
1706
1:10:18,720 --> 1:10:20,188
[indistinct chatter]
1707
1:10:20,289 --> 1:10:22,624
[music continues]
1708
1:10:28,62 --> 1:10:30,565
[music ends with
an echoing gong note]
1709
1:10:32,867 --> 1:10:34,569
[electronic music playing]
1710
1:10:34,669 --> 1:10:36,871
[vocalizing softly]
1711
1:11:4,98 --> 1:11:5,567
[bell rings]
1712
1:11:6,668 --> 1:11:9,37
So normally I could not
afford Montecito,
1713
1:11:9,137 --> 1:11:13,174
but I can afford Montecito
if the house has had a murder,
1714
1:11:13,274 --> 1:11:15,710
-which this one has.
-Uh-huh.
1715
1:11:15,810 --> 1:11:18,12
-The whole first floor--
-I think that might be wet.
1716
1:11:22,150 --> 1:11:23,518
What is that?
1717
1:11:23,618 --> 1:11:26,287
Uh, it's "White Diamond,"
Mr. Kevyn.
1718
1:11:27,389 --> 1:11:28,590
Benjamin Moore?
1719
1:11:28,690 --> 1:11:29,691
This is a great shade.
1720
1:11:29,791 --> 1:11:30,859
I mean, I love it.
1721
1:11:30,959 --> 1:11:32,494
Will you paint my office
that color?
1722
1:11:32,594 --> 1:11:34,429
-Yeah.
-Great. Now?
1723
1:11:34,529 --> 1:11:35,764
-Oh. Yeah. Yes, sir.
-Now!
1724
1:11:35,864 --> 1:11:37,932
No, in the future. Now!
1725
1:11:38,567 --> 1:11:40,168
-Greg!
-Hi, hi.
1726
1:11:40,268 --> 1:11:41,770
Hey.
1727
1:11:43,572 --> 1:11:46,341
Does anyone have eyes
on the car?
1728
1:11:46,441 --> 1:11:48,843
[dramatic orchestral music
playing]
1729
1:11:52,46 --> 1:11:53,348
[Chase] Oh, God.
1730
1:11:53,948 --> 1:11:55,417
Come on, we gotta go.
We gotta go.
1731
1:11:55,517 --> 1:11:56,818
[Zoey sighs] Okay.
1732
1:11:57,218 --> 1:11:58,853
[cell phone vibrating]
1733
1:12:0,522 --> 1:12:1,990
[phone line ringing]
1734
1:12:6,327 --> 1:12:7,596
-Hello?
-Oh, my God!
1735
1:12:7,696 --> 1:12:9,564
I thought you were dead!
I hoped you were dead!
1736
1:12:9,664 --> 1:12:10,765
I've called you
like a thousand times.
1737
1:12:10,865 --> 1:12:13,234
-Where the hell are you?
-I know, I know.
1738
1:12:13,334 --> 1:12:16,104
So I didn't exactly realize that
the car needed to be charged.
1739
1:12:16,204 --> 1:12:17,939
So it's dead on the side
of the PCH.
1740
1:12:18,39 --> 1:12:19,774
Oh, my God!
1741
1:12:20,409 --> 1:12:21,743
But it's okay.
1742
1:12:21,843 --> 1:12:23,678
The car doesn't even
need to be there...
1743
1:12:24,245 --> 1:12:27,782
because Jordan B. is going
to listen to what I say.
1744
1:12:27,882 --> 1:12:30,151
How are you gonna tell him what
to say if you're not here?
1745
1:12:30,251 --> 1:12:32,421
Archer, you're gonna
have to trust me on this one.
1746
1:12:32,521 --> 1:12:34,389
Well, I actually don't.
1747
1:12:34,489 --> 1:12:36,124
-[sighs]
-Um...
1748
1:12:36,224 --> 1:12:37,959
I didn't mean to eavesdrop,
but it sounds like
1749
1:12:38,59 --> 1:12:40,328
you've gotten yourself into
quite a complicated situation.
1750
1:12:40,429 --> 1:12:42,130
You have no idea.
1751
1:12:42,230 --> 1:12:43,632
[Chase gasping]
1752
1:12:46,167 --> 1:12:47,836
[Lyric vocalizing]
1753
1:12:47,936 --> 1:12:50,304
[electronic music playing]
1754
1:13:4,118 --> 1:13:6,788
Okay, we have waited
as long as we can, all right?
1755
1:13:6,888 --> 1:13:8,122
These guests are gonna leave
1756
1:13:8,222 --> 1:13:9,991
if we have to listen to Lyric
sing anymore.
1757
1:13:10,559 --> 1:13:11,560
[Zoey] Wait.
1758
1:13:11,660 --> 1:13:13,562
We're here.
And we have the rings.
1759
1:13:13,662 --> 1:13:15,263
Quinn, I'm so sorry.
I can explain.
1760
1:13:15,363 --> 1:13:18,700
No. No explanations, all right?
We are late enough as it is.
1761
1:13:18,800 --> 1:13:21,269
Places. Go. Go.
1762
1:13:25,206 --> 1:13:26,240
Cue Lyric.
1763
1:13:26,941 --> 1:13:29,210
[mystical synth music playing]
1764
1:13:30,612 --> 1:13:32,213
[sighs]
1765
1:13:32,313 --> 1:13:33,782
Cue me.
1766
1:13:35,850 --> 1:13:37,719
[vocalizing]
1767
1:13:50,465 --> 1:13:52,133
And cue Michael and Mark.
1768
1:13:54,135 --> 1:13:55,36
* This *
1769
1:13:55,136 --> 1:13:58,306
* Is my gift to you *
1770
1:13:58,406 --> 1:13:59,741
* A song *
1771
1:13:59,841 --> 1:14:1,576
* For your day brand-new *
1772
1:14:1,676 --> 1:14:2,811
Cue Camille and Jared.
1773
1:14:2,911 --> 1:14:4,178
* Written *
1774
1:14:5,246 --> 1:14:6,280
* By me *
1775
1:14:7,448 --> 1:14:8,617
* For you *
1776
1:14:8,717 --> 1:14:11,19
* You together *
1777
1:14:12,20 --> 1:14:16,90
* She's in her wedding dress *
1778
1:14:16,190 --> 1:14:20,461
* And he's hoping
she'll say yes... *
1779
1:14:21,162 --> 1:14:22,597
I was really worried
about you.
1780
1:14:22,697 --> 1:14:23,998
I know. I'm so sorry.
1781
1:14:24,98 --> 1:14:25,834
* I wrote it for the both... *
1782
1:14:25,934 --> 1:14:27,602
And Zoey and Chase.
1783
1:14:27,702 --> 1:14:29,203
* Ooh *
1784
1:14:30,38 --> 1:14:34,442
* I just want you both
to know *
1785
1:14:34,543 --> 1:14:36,444
* That I wrote this song *
1786
1:14:36,545 --> 1:14:38,479
* Yeah, I wrote this song *
1787
1:14:38,580 --> 1:14:40,114
Thirty seconds to showtime.
1788
1:14:40,214 --> 1:14:41,816
[man]
Thirty seconds, everybody.
1789
1:14:41,916 --> 1:14:43,952
Hey, what am I supposed to do?
1790
1:14:44,52 --> 1:14:45,587
Are you seriously
asking me that?
1791
1:14:45,687 --> 1:14:47,822
-Yes.
-If you pick a Pontiac over me
1792
1:14:47,922 --> 1:14:49,123
on live television,
1793
1:14:49,223 --> 1:14:51,926
I will make your life
a living hell, hmm?
1794
1:14:52,493 --> 1:14:53,595
Hey, pal.
1795
1:14:54,162 --> 1:14:56,464
Pre-show jitters
are totally normal, okay?
1796
1:14:56,565 --> 1:15:0,869
Here's what I want you to do.
Just relax and listen to Zoey.
1797
1:15:0,969 --> 1:15:3,171
-Can you do that for me?
-I think so.
1798
1:15:3,972 --> 1:15:5,106
You're gonna be great.
1799
1:15:5,206 --> 1:15:7,576
-Oh, who's Zoey?
-She's not here, dude.
1800
1:15:7,676 --> 1:15:9,377
You'll have to manage this
on your own.
1801
1:15:10,712 --> 1:15:12,213
-Nice hair, by the way.
-Thanks.
1802
1:15:12,313 --> 1:15:15,249
-Fifteen seconds.
-Wow, okay, Joey. Thank you.
1803
1:15:18,519 --> 1:15:20,121
[Kelley]
And paging Zoey.
1804
1:15:22,624 --> 1:15:23,925
Zoey, do you copy?
1805
1:15:25,660 --> 1:15:27,128
Where's the girl?
1806
1:15:27,962 --> 1:15:30,364
[Zoey, on earpiece]
I'm here. I'm here, Jordan.
1807
1:15:30,464 --> 1:15:32,801
You got this, buddy.
Just take a deep breath for me.
1808
1:15:32,901 --> 1:15:34,168
[inhales sharply]
1809
1:15:34,268 --> 1:15:35,536
[sighs loudly]
1810
1:15:35,637 --> 1:15:36,738
This should be fun.
1811
1:15:36,838 --> 1:15:38,439
Please rise.
1812
1:15:39,373 --> 1:15:41,943
[gentle music continues]
1813
1:15:58,860 --> 1:16:0,394
Welcome to
the LOVE: Fully Charged
1814
1:16:0,494 --> 1:16:2,731
season six live finale!
1815
1:16:2,831 --> 1:16:4,198
[applause]
1816
1:16:4,999 --> 1:16:7,636
I'm your host, Archer March.
Three couples remain.
1817
1:16:7,736 --> 1:16:9,203
But only one can win.
1818
1:16:9,303 --> 1:16:11,840
And that couple will soon
be revealed.
1819
1:16:11,940 --> 1:16:13,507
[applause]
1820
1:16:15,443 --> 1:16:16,845
First, let's look
at some highlights
1821
1:16:16,945 --> 1:16:17,912
from this juicy season.
1822
1:16:18,12 --> 1:16:20,849
[gentle music continues]
1823
1:16:24,686 --> 1:16:28,22
[song continues indistinctly]
1824
1:16:29,457 --> 1:16:31,425
[vocalizations continue]
1825
1:16:33,795 --> 1:16:35,196
Love you.
1826
1:16:39,801 --> 1:16:41,636
[in deep, booming voice]
You may be seated.
1827
1:16:43,537 --> 1:16:44,572
No?
1828
1:16:44,673 --> 1:16:46,40
[clears throat]
1829
1:16:46,708 --> 1:16:47,942
Dearly beloved...
1830
1:16:48,42 --> 1:16:49,778
[Archer] Are you ready, America?
1831
1:16:49,878 --> 1:16:51,145
[audience cheers]
1832
1:16:51,245 --> 1:16:53,748
I don't know about you,
but my heart is racing.
1833
1:16:53,848 --> 1:16:56,350
Ugh, I'm sorry.
I just hate their faces.
1834
1:16:56,450 --> 1:16:57,485
Is it just me?
1835
1:16:58,119 --> 1:16:59,988
Don't-- I'd like you
not to answer.
1836
1:17:0,388 --> 1:17:2,691
...of two of my very favorite
people in the world.
1837
1:17:2,791 --> 1:17:6,761
A genius, whose discoveries
will define a generation,
1838
1:17:6,861 --> 1:17:8,596
and my rich friend,
Logan Reese.
1839
1:17:9,430 --> 1:17:14,402
the winners of LOVE:
Fully Charged season six are...
1840
1:17:14,903 --> 1:17:16,4
Jordan B. and Jordyn J.!
1841
1:17:16,104 --> 1:17:17,505
[audience cheering]
1842
1:17:17,972 --> 1:17:19,908
Congratulations, you guys.
1843
1:17:20,8 --> 1:17:22,510
Wow. This is so well-deserved.
1844
1:17:22,610 --> 1:17:24,312
How are you feeling right now?
1845
1:17:24,412 --> 1:17:25,947
Uh...
1846
1:17:26,47 --> 1:17:27,115
Say, "It wouldn't
have been possible
1847
1:17:27,215 --> 1:17:28,783
without this beautiful woman."
1848
1:17:28,883 --> 1:17:31,753
It wouldn't have been possible
without this beautiful woman.
1849
1:17:31,853 --> 1:17:32,887
[audience]
Aw!
1850
1:17:32,987 --> 1:17:35,890
Oh, um, did the maid of honor
1851
1:17:35,990 --> 1:17:37,892
have something
she wanted to say?
1852
1:17:37,992 --> 1:17:39,627
-[feedback squeals]
-Oh, no! God!
1853
1:17:39,728 --> 1:17:40,594
[people murmuring]
1854
1:17:40,695 --> 1:17:42,396
Oh, no! God!
1855
1:17:42,496 --> 1:17:43,664
[Zoey] Sorry.
1856
1:17:44,165 --> 1:17:46,434
I'm just so overwhelmed
with emotion.
1857
1:17:46,835 --> 1:17:49,537
Uh-huh. Um, as I was saying...
1858
1:17:49,637 --> 1:17:52,373
Sorry, I'm just so overwhelmed
with emotion.
1859
1:17:53,574 --> 1:17:55,977
[Archer] Okay, well, um,
don't get too excited,
1860
1:17:56,77 --> 1:17:57,345
because it's not over yet.
1861
1:17:57,445 --> 1:17:59,147
You still have a very big
decision to make.
1862
1:17:59,247 --> 1:18:2,416
Tight on the garage.
Perfect. Very nice.
1863
1:18:2,516 --> 1:18:5,686
Should anyone present
know of any reason
1864
1:18:5,787 --> 1:18:9,290
that this couple should not
be joined in holy matrimony,
1865
1:18:9,390 --> 1:18:13,127
speak now or forever
hold your peace.
1866
1:18:13,728 --> 1:18:15,263
[music fades]
1867
1:18:15,363 --> 1:18:17,331
[deep, rumbling note resonates]
1868
1:18:17,799 --> 1:18:19,33
Stacey.
1869
1:18:25,39 --> 1:18:26,674
[Stacey] You.
1870
1:18:27,742 --> 1:18:28,709
It's you.
1871
1:18:30,678 --> 1:18:31,746
Mark.
1872
1:18:32,380 --> 1:18:33,581
Hugo.
1873
1:18:34,15 --> 1:18:35,616
You were right under my nose.
1874
1:18:35,716 --> 1:18:37,285
How did I not see it sooner?
1875
1:18:37,385 --> 1:18:40,521
First, you came to the welcome
reception in dirty scrubs,
1876
1:18:40,621 --> 1:18:44,358
and no self-respecting ER doctor
would ever leave the hospital
1877
1:18:44,458 --> 1:18:45,860
in dirty scrubs.
1878
1:18:45,960 --> 1:18:48,729
Two, you said you were
from Burbank,
1879
1:18:48,830 --> 1:18:50,698
which is not in Australia.
1880
1:18:50,799 --> 1:18:52,300
And also...
1881
1:18:52,733 --> 1:18:55,469
you have massive hands.
1882
1:18:56,37 --> 1:18:57,38
Hey, look...
1883
1:18:57,138 --> 1:19:1,175
Everyone, this man
is not the charming,
1884
1:19:1,275 --> 1:19:3,444
selfless, hilarious,
1885
1:19:3,544 --> 1:19:8,16
extremely jacked Hemsworth
cousin that we all thought.
1886
1:19:8,116 --> 1:19:11,920
This man is the Malibu Murderer!
1887
1:19:12,20 --> 1:19:14,488
-[all gasp]
-Wait, wait? Murderer?
1888
1:19:14,989 --> 1:19:16,657
No, no, no, no. I...
1889
1:19:18,26 --> 1:19:19,693
[in normal voice]
I'm not a murderer.
1890
1:19:23,597 --> 1:19:24,532
I'm an actor.
1891
1:19:24,632 --> 1:19:25,967
[indistinct murmuring]
1892
1:19:26,667 --> 1:19:29,703
Jordan B., what do you love most
about Jordyn J.?
1893
1:19:29,804 --> 1:19:32,273
-What's going on?
-Nothing, absolutely nothing.
1894
1:19:32,373 --> 1:19:34,575
Nothing, absolutely nothing.
1895
1:19:34,675 --> 1:19:35,844
[audience gasps]
1896
1:19:36,444 --> 1:19:39,380
[Archer] Jordan B.,
we're all a little confused.
1897
1:19:39,480 --> 1:19:41,850
What is it that you really want?
1898
1:19:42,783 --> 1:19:46,154
If it's absolutely nothing,
then why were you late?
1899
1:19:46,254 --> 1:19:47,956
It was the car! The car!
1900
1:19:48,56 --> 1:19:49,790
[gasps]
No, Jordan, not you.
1901
1:19:49,891 --> 1:19:51,860
The car. Oh, the car!
1902
1:19:51,960 --> 1:19:53,561
No, Jordan, not you.
1903
1:19:53,661 --> 1:19:55,429
[audience gasps]
1904
1:19:55,529 --> 1:19:56,730
[mouthing]
1905
1:19:56,831 --> 1:19:58,232
Can you explain all of this?
1906
1:19:58,332 --> 1:19:59,800
Yes. Sorry. Of course.
1907
1:19:59,901 --> 1:20:1,469
Am I hearing you correctly?
1908
1:20:1,569 --> 1:20:3,571
[laughs nervously]
You're choosing the car?
1909
1:20:3,671 --> 1:20:6,340
Yes. Sorry. Of course.
1910
1:20:6,440 --> 1:20:7,942
[crying]
1911
1:20:8,42 --> 1:20:9,810
Open the garage, I guess.
1912
1:20:9,911 --> 1:20:12,813
[tense music playing]
1913
1:20:16,784 --> 1:20:18,319
[Kelley] Where is the car?
1914
1:20:18,719 --> 1:20:21,689
Where is the effing car?
1915
1:20:21,789 --> 1:20:22,957
Greg?
1916
1:20:23,57 --> 1:20:25,526
Are you watching
LOVE: Fully Charged ?
1917
1:20:25,626 --> 1:20:27,128
Oh! Who won?
1918
1:20:28,963 --> 1:20:30,164
What is going on?
1919
1:20:30,264 --> 1:20:32,600
[somber music playing]
1920
1:20:33,634 --> 1:20:34,835
I'm working.
1921
1:20:35,236 --> 1:20:36,570
I'm working during your wedding.
1922
1:20:36,670 --> 1:20:40,274
I got an opportunity,
and I tried to do both.
1923
1:20:40,374 --> 1:20:42,510
If you had to work,
why didn't you just tell me?
1924
1:20:43,244 --> 1:20:46,180
Because this is so important,
and you were so excited.
1925
1:20:46,280 --> 1:20:49,183
So I lied. To myself, to you.
1926
1:20:49,283 --> 1:20:50,751
To everyone.
1927
1:20:52,653 --> 1:20:55,789
What about him?
What is Stacey talking about?
1928
1:20:55,890 --> 1:20:57,391
Hugo is not a murderer.
1929
1:20:57,491 --> 1:21:0,861
I'm not sure how she came
to that conclusion.
1930
1:21:2,830 --> 1:21:4,198
His name is Todd,
1931
1:21:4,298 --> 1:21:7,668
and I hired him to be
my boyfriend for the weekend.
1932
1:21:8,436 --> 1:21:10,638
I knew something
was going on with you.
1933
1:21:11,639 --> 1:21:14,242
You've been distant
and distracted,
1934
1:21:14,842 --> 1:21:17,745
and you completely abandoned me
when I needed you the most.
1935
1:21:18,412 --> 1:21:21,115
To do what? Hang out with Chase?
1936
1:21:21,749 --> 1:21:23,651
Zoey, you should be
ashamed of yourself.
1937
1:21:23,751 --> 1:21:25,386
Logan, don't even start.
1938
1:21:26,20 --> 1:21:28,389
You care more about
making this wedding a spectacle
1939
1:21:28,489 --> 1:21:30,358
than about making it meaningful.
1940
1:21:30,458 --> 1:21:34,262
You completely ignored me
every step of the way.
1941
1:21:35,563 --> 1:21:38,266
None of this is what I wanted.
1942
1:21:42,736 --> 1:21:43,837
Our wedding is off.
1943
1:21:43,938 --> 1:21:45,539
[crowd gasps]
1944
1:21:47,341 --> 1:21:52,180
* If I'm so smart *
1945
1:21:53,114 --> 1:21:56,884
* Why do I feel so dumb? *
1946
1:21:58,286 --> 1:22:0,621
* Why did you take *
1947
1:22:0,721 --> 1:22:3,524
* My heart *
1948
1:22:4,92 --> 1:22:7,962
* Then just cut and run? *
1949
1:22:8,562 --> 1:22:14,68
* And if the pain is real *
1950
1:22:14,502 --> 1:22:19,607
* Why do I feel so numb? *
1951
1:22:21,109 --> 1:22:25,980
* And if I'm so smart... *
1952
1:22:27,48 --> 1:22:29,517
-[audience jeering]
-I don't know what's happening.
1953
1:22:29,617 --> 1:22:31,552
I don't know
what's happening.
1954
1:22:31,652 --> 1:22:34,355
I could do
everyone's job in here
1955
1:22:34,455 --> 1:22:37,391
better than everyone who
is not doing their job in here.
1956
1:22:37,491 --> 1:22:39,327
Everyone's fired. Get out.
1957
1:22:39,427 --> 1:22:41,895
* ...feel so down *
1958
1:22:43,131 --> 1:22:45,99
* Why do I see *
1959
1:22:45,199 --> 1:22:47,101
So I guess this is a wrap
on me then, huh?
1960
1:22:47,935 --> 1:22:50,771
Yeah. Thanks for everything
this weekend.
1961
1:22:51,305 --> 1:22:53,174
I'm so sorry I dragged you
into all this,
1962
1:22:53,274 --> 1:22:54,775
and I can't even
get you on the show.
1963
1:22:55,476 --> 1:22:56,577
I'm an actor in L.A.
1964
1:22:56,677 --> 1:22:59,613
I kind of expect
to be disappointed.
1965
1:23:0,781 --> 1:23:2,350
You got my head shot
and resume?
1966
1:23:2,450 --> 1:23:3,917
-Yeah.
-Okay.
1967
1:23:5,419 --> 1:23:10,724
* If I'm so high *
1968
1:23:11,92 --> 1:23:14,795
* Why do I feel so down? *
1969
1:23:14,895 --> 1:23:16,30
[sighs]
1970
1:23:16,530 --> 1:23:21,35
* And if I'm so brave *
1971
1:23:22,103 --> 1:23:26,6
* Why do I feel so scared? *
1972
1:23:27,341 --> 1:23:32,613
* Why did you tell me stay *
1973
1:23:33,214 --> 1:23:36,550
* Then just disappear *
1974
1:23:37,585 --> 1:23:39,420
* And if it's true *
1975
1:23:39,520 --> 1:23:43,124
* You're going *
1976
1:23:43,224 --> 1:23:48,862
* Why do I still
feel you here? *
1977
1:23:50,998 --> 1:23:54,34
* So long, farewell *
1978
1:23:54,135 --> 1:23:56,3
* Goodbye *
1979
1:23:56,637 --> 1:23:59,807
* So long, farewell *
1980
1:23:59,907 --> 1:24:1,542
* Goodbye *
1981
1:24:2,543 --> 1:24:5,479
* So long, farewell *
1982
1:24:5,579 --> 1:24:7,915
* Goodbye *
1983
1:24:8,549 --> 1:24:10,684
-Hey.
-Hey.
1984
1:24:12,19 --> 1:24:15,823
So, did you talk to Danielle?
I mean, I feel awful.
1985
1:24:17,591 --> 1:24:20,27
Zoey, I...
I have a confession.
1986
1:24:21,695 --> 1:24:23,964
Danielle and I actually broke up
two weeks ago.
1987
1:24:25,199 --> 1:24:26,734
She agreed to still
come with me to the wedding
1988
1:24:26,834 --> 1:24:28,469
so I didn't have
to show up alone.
1989
1:24:29,803 --> 1:24:31,605
Well, at least you didn't
hire an actor.
1990
1:24:31,705 --> 1:24:33,807
[laughs]
Yeah, there's that.
1991
1:24:33,907 --> 1:24:36,76
[gentle music playing]
1992
1:24:38,612 --> 1:24:40,981
How did I screw this up so bad,
1993
1:24:41,81 --> 1:24:42,750
and when did life get so messy?
1994
1:24:43,517 --> 1:24:44,785
I know we thought
high school was hard,
1995
1:24:44,885 --> 1:24:48,222
but I would kill
to go back to PCA.
1996
1:24:49,323 --> 1:24:52,160
Yeah, it's too bad Quinn hasn't
invented a time machine yet.
1997
1:24:52,760 --> 1:24:54,395
I'm sure we'd all love
to go back.
1998
1:24:55,396 --> 1:24:56,630
Yeah.
1999
1:25:1,769 --> 1:25:2,736
Go back.
2000
1:25:3,471 --> 1:25:5,239
That's exactly
what we need to do.
2001
1:25:5,339 --> 1:25:6,707
Uh, what?
2002
1:25:6,807 --> 1:25:9,543
[dramatic orchestral music
playing]
2003
1:25:22,856 --> 1:25:24,225
[music fades]
2004
1:25:24,758 --> 1:25:26,994
[Zoey]
This is gonna take a while.
2005
1:25:29,597 --> 1:25:31,399
All right, people,
let's get to work.
2006
1:25:31,499 --> 1:25:32,900
Let's do it.
2007
1:25:34,335 --> 1:25:35,636
[Stacey]
Think there's anything left
2008
1:25:35,736 --> 1:25:37,638
in the old
arts and crafts studio?
2009
1:25:40,208 --> 1:25:41,409
You know, this is great and all,
2010
1:25:41,509 --> 1:25:42,843
but what if I can't
get her here?
2011
1:25:42,943 --> 1:25:45,546
I've tried flower arrangements,
edible arrangements,
2012
1:25:45,646 --> 1:25:47,215
a sky writer, nothing.
2013
1:25:47,315 --> 1:25:49,149
Have you tried talking to her?
2014
1:25:49,250 --> 1:25:51,319
-No!
-Maybe try that.
2015
1:25:51,419 --> 1:25:53,454
-There's so much to do.
-I know. I know.
2016
1:25:53,554 --> 1:25:55,923
Do you mind helping Ms. Reese
with lights over there?
2017
1:25:56,23 --> 1:25:57,57
Thank you.
2018
1:25:57,157 --> 1:25:59,827
[Stacey] I don't know, Mark!
Just be helpful!
2019
1:25:59,927 --> 1:26:1,429
-I'm trying.
-Here, I'll help.
2020
1:26:1,529 --> 1:26:3,30
-Thank you.
-Got it.
2021
1:26:4,965 --> 1:26:6,66
Zoey!
2022
1:26:6,166 --> 1:26:7,601
Look what I found!
2023
1:26:7,701 --> 1:26:10,170
No, no, you're under strict
vocal rest until it's time.
2024
1:26:11,505 --> 1:26:12,906
Is this cake?
2025
1:26:13,741 --> 1:26:16,9
-Yeah.
-I knew it.
2026
1:26:16,710 --> 1:26:17,745
[Chase] Okay, okay.
2027
1:26:17,845 --> 1:26:19,347
Okay, listen,
I know that we thought
2028
1:26:19,447 --> 1:26:20,781
Sushi Rox closed
when the school did,
2029
1:26:20,881 --> 1:26:22,850
but it turns out Kazu's son
started a food truck,
2030
1:26:22,950 --> 1:26:24,552
and they'd be more than happy
to cater.
2031
1:26:24,652 --> 1:26:26,620
Perfect. She loves sushi.
2032
1:26:26,720 --> 1:26:28,422
Cool, I think
that covers everything, right?
2033
1:26:28,522 --> 1:26:29,857
Except for music.
2034
1:26:29,957 --> 1:26:31,659
I know that Quinn was really
excited about the band,
2035
1:26:31,759 --> 1:26:33,461
but unfortunately
they're unavailable today.
2036
1:26:33,561 --> 1:26:34,895
So who are we gonna get
to play the music?
2037
1:26:34,995 --> 1:26:36,29
Me.
2038
1:26:36,630 --> 1:26:37,931
I'm a DJ too.
2039
1:26:39,267 --> 1:26:42,169
* You're welcome *
2040
1:26:42,736 --> 1:26:45,38
Sounds pretty good.
That settles it.
2041
1:26:46,73 --> 1:26:47,475
So, what do we do now?
2042
1:26:48,242 --> 1:26:50,778
Now? We wait.
2043
1:26:55,416 --> 1:26:58,486
[dramatic music playing]
2044
1:27:2,22 --> 1:27:3,491
[soft squeaking]
2045
1:27:3,591 --> 1:27:5,959
[music softens, brightens]
2046
1:27:21,41 --> 1:27:22,743
I'm so sorry, Quinn!
2047
1:27:24,111 --> 1:27:26,246
Maybe this all happened
for a reason.
2048
1:27:26,914 --> 1:27:29,216
Maybe we just want
different things.
2049
1:27:30,83 --> 1:27:32,286
-And maybe that's okay.
-No!
2050
1:27:32,986 --> 1:27:36,690
I don't want different things.
I only want what you want.
2051
1:27:37,925 --> 1:27:40,461
I was trying so hard
to make this wedding perfect
2052
1:27:40,561 --> 1:27:42,663
for me and for you.
2053
1:27:43,497 --> 1:27:45,566
I stopped thinking about us.
2054
1:27:45,999 --> 1:27:46,900
I was an idiot.
2055
1:27:47,0 --> 1:27:49,36
I was worse than an idiot.
I was--
2056
1:27:49,136 --> 1:27:50,270
A groomzilla?
2057
1:27:50,371 --> 1:27:51,772
Yes.
2058
1:27:52,205 --> 1:27:53,741
Is that a thing?
2059
1:27:54,508 --> 1:27:56,977
All I know is I want
to be with you...
2060
1:27:57,778 --> 1:28:0,80
because I love you, Quinn.
2061
1:28:2,249 --> 1:28:4,51
I love you too, Logan.
2062
1:28:4,752 --> 1:28:7,187
I love Quinn Pensky!
2063
1:28:7,287 --> 1:28:10,190
And I love Logan Reese!
2064
1:28:10,290 --> 1:28:12,92
[man] Shut up!
2065
1:28:13,627 --> 1:28:15,262
Hang on, I'll buzz you up.
2066
1:28:15,363 --> 1:28:16,797
Can you come down?
2067
1:28:17,798 --> 1:28:19,567
I was hoping we could go
for a ride.
2068
1:28:19,667 --> 1:28:22,636
Logan, where are we?
What are we doing?
2069
1:28:23,404 --> 1:28:26,407
[music slowly builds]
2070
1:28:26,507 --> 1:28:29,610
[sweeping, romantic music
playing]
2071
1:28:50,330 --> 1:28:52,700
[music softens]
2072
1:28:55,936 --> 1:28:57,37
Hi.
2073
1:28:57,471 --> 1:28:58,706
Hi.
2074
1:28:59,473 --> 1:29:0,841
What is all this?
2075
1:29:1,675 --> 1:29:2,643
Did you do this?
2076
1:29:2,743 --> 1:29:4,311
We all did.
2077
1:29:5,579 --> 1:29:8,348
Quinn, I'm so sorry.
2078
1:29:9,450 --> 1:29:11,18
You can't not marry
your best friend
2079
1:29:11,118 --> 1:29:13,286
because your other best friend
ruined it.
2080
1:29:15,389 --> 1:29:16,957
But I'm wearing this.
2081
1:29:17,391 --> 1:29:18,959
Well, you did always say
2082
1:29:19,59 --> 1:29:21,328
that you'd rather get married
in a lab coat.
2083
1:29:26,299 --> 1:29:28,201
-[laughs]
-Here.
2084
1:29:33,140 --> 1:29:35,643
How do you feel?
2085
1:29:38,45 --> 1:29:39,212
Like myself.
2086
1:29:45,753 --> 1:29:47,187
Quinn Pensky...
2087
1:29:47,921 --> 1:29:50,123
will you marry me still?
2088
1:29:51,559 --> 1:29:53,26
-Yes?
-Yeah.
2089
1:29:53,827 --> 1:29:55,563
-Yes! Yes!
-[all laugh]
2090
1:29:56,96 --> 1:29:58,532
-She said yes.
-[guests applaud]
2091
1:29:58,632 --> 1:30:0,901
[playing "Wedding March"]
2092
1:30:10,511 --> 1:30:11,712
[Michael clears throat]
2093
1:30:11,812 --> 1:30:13,113
[Michael, hoarsely]
Dearly beloved.
2094
1:30:13,213 --> 1:30:16,83
-[in normal voice] Just kidding!
-[all laugh]
2095
1:30:17,651 --> 1:30:19,720
We're gathered here today
2096
1:30:19,820 --> 1:30:21,689
to celebrate this beautiful love
2097
1:30:21,789 --> 1:30:24,958
between Quinn Pensky
and Logan Reese.
2098
1:30:26,26 --> 1:30:28,862
[upbeat dance music playing]
2099
1:30:28,962 --> 1:30:31,131
Seriously, best ceremony
I've ever heard.
2100
1:30:31,231 --> 1:30:33,867
I mean, hilarious,
heartbreaking, personal.
2101
1:30:33,967 --> 1:30:35,168
Did you write that yourself?
2102
1:30:35,268 --> 1:30:36,770
I've been writing that
since high school
2103
1:30:36,870 --> 1:30:37,938
when they first fell in love.
2104
1:30:38,38 --> 1:30:39,540
You should do our wedding.
2105
1:30:39,640 --> 1:30:41,842
Oh, I'm down.
Let's do it. Let's go!
2106
1:30:41,942 --> 1:30:43,811
[cell phone vibrating]
2107
1:30:43,911 --> 1:30:44,845
Oh, excuse me.
2108
1:30:44,945 --> 1:30:46,313
I have to take this.
2109
1:30:50,183 --> 1:30:51,752
Kelley, I know
what you're going to say,
2110
1:30:51,852 --> 1:30:53,721
and my stuff will be out
of the office on Monday.
2111
1:30:53,821 --> 1:30:55,422
[Kelley]
I'm promoting you.
2112
1:30:55,523 --> 1:30:56,490
You're what?
2113
1:30:56,590 --> 1:30:57,591
The numbers are in.
2114
1:30:57,691 --> 1:30:59,860
It was the highest-rated
2115
1:30:59,960 --> 1:31:2,95
LOVE: Fully Charged
finale ever.
2116
1:31:2,195 --> 1:31:5,933
The network is sharting
their brains with happiness.
2117
1:31:6,33 --> 1:31:9,369
They want a spin-off
with both Jordans.
2118
1:31:9,469 --> 1:31:11,471
I want you on my team.
2119
1:31:11,572 --> 1:31:14,407
-I don't know what to say.
-There is so much more to you
2120
1:31:14,508 --> 1:31:15,643
than meets the eye.
2121
1:31:15,743 --> 1:31:16,777
You have so much more
to offer.
2122
1:31:16,877 --> 1:31:19,312
What you did by throwing out
2123
1:31:19,412 --> 1:31:21,481
every reality TV trope,
2124
1:31:21,582 --> 1:31:24,217
by ignoring me at every turn,
2125
1:31:24,317 --> 1:31:26,19
that took balls.
2126
1:31:28,922 --> 1:31:30,490
I respect balls.
2127
1:31:31,659 --> 1:31:33,493
-You're right.
-What?
2128
1:31:33,594 --> 1:31:35,362
I do have a lot to offer.
2129
1:31:35,462 --> 1:31:37,631
And I'm tired of wasting it
on people who don't deserve it,
2130
1:31:37,731 --> 1:31:38,766
like you.
2131
1:31:38,866 --> 1:31:40,534
-I quit.
-I'll double your salary.
2132
1:31:42,435 --> 1:31:44,504
-And give me the corner office?
-Yeah, sure.
2133
1:31:44,605 --> 1:31:46,173
And fire Greg?
2134
1:31:47,440 --> 1:31:48,576
-Hey, Greg?
-What?
2135
1:31:48,676 --> 1:31:49,910
You're fired.
2136
1:31:52,412 --> 1:31:53,380
All right.
2137
1:31:53,881 --> 1:31:56,750
-Yeah, done.
-[Stacey] Oh, there he is! Todd!
2138
1:31:56,850 --> 1:31:58,318
[cheering]
2139
1:31:59,920 --> 1:32:1,121
One more thing.
2140
1:32:4,692 --> 1:32:5,926
Deal.
2141
1:32:8,261 --> 1:32:9,229
Hey, Jordan?
2142
1:32:11,231 --> 1:32:12,265
Go home.
2143
1:32:12,666 --> 1:32:14,367
I don't know where I live!
2144
1:32:14,467 --> 1:32:18,505
I am sorry that I accused you
of being a murderer,
2145
1:32:18,606 --> 1:32:21,74
but you have to understand
it was not my fault.
2146
1:32:21,174 --> 1:32:24,11
It was Mark's.
Mark, what did you do?
2147
1:32:24,111 --> 1:32:26,146
I followed a bad lead.
2148
1:32:26,246 --> 1:32:29,382
That's right. And what do you
have to say to Quinn?
2149
1:32:29,983 --> 1:32:32,653
I am sorry
we ruined your wedding?
2150
1:32:32,753 --> 1:32:33,921
We?
2151
1:32:34,21 --> 1:32:36,189
I'm sorry I ruined your wedding.
2152
1:32:36,289 --> 1:32:37,190
[Stacey] Better.
2153
1:32:37,658 --> 1:32:41,61
Oh, I am also very sorry,
but he does not speak for me.
2154
1:32:41,161 --> 1:32:43,96
-[scoffs]
-No, it's a feminism thing.
2155
1:32:43,196 --> 1:32:45,132
We do that--
Where are you going?
2156
1:32:45,599 --> 1:32:46,834
Todd, you made it.
2157
1:32:46,934 --> 1:32:49,136
I'm so sorry I'm late.
I manny on the weekends.
2158
1:32:49,236 --> 1:32:51,71
Well, you may not
have to anymore,
2159
1:32:51,171 --> 1:32:53,6
because I got you on the show!
2160
1:32:53,607 --> 1:32:54,842
-No.
-Yes!
2161
1:32:56,610 --> 1:32:58,511
Thank you!
2162
1:32:58,612 --> 1:33:0,213
Everybody, get out of the way.
2163
1:33:0,313 --> 1:33:2,816
Quinn and my dumb brother
are gonna do their first dance.
2164
1:33:2,916 --> 1:33:4,752
[all cheer]
2165
1:33:4,852 --> 1:33:7,320
["You Wanna Be My Man"
by The Shivas plays]
2166
1:33:7,420 --> 1:33:8,922
-So...
-Tell me.
2167
1:33:24,104 --> 1:33:26,707
This wedding sucks.
Where are the oyster shuckers?
2168
1:33:27,340 --> 1:33:29,542
-All right, I deserved that.
-[laughs]
2169
1:33:31,679 --> 1:33:34,414
* I *
2170
1:33:38,118 --> 1:33:42,389
* Don't know *
2171
1:33:46,727 --> 1:33:50,97
* Don't care *
2172
1:33:54,234 --> 1:33:57,637
-* Won't go *
-Phew.
2173
1:34:1,608 --> 1:34:2,710
You want to dance?
2174
1:34:2,810 --> 1:34:5,245
* You say *
2175
1:34:5,345 --> 1:34:7,514
What's next, Chase Matthews?
2176
1:34:7,614 --> 1:34:8,782
Back to Baltimore?
2177
1:34:9,249 --> 1:34:11,151
You know,
it is really cold out there.
2178
1:34:11,251 --> 1:34:13,20
Well, I heard,
and don't quote me,
2179
1:34:13,120 --> 1:34:16,690
but I heard there are schools
in California.
2180
1:34:16,790 --> 1:34:18,91
Oh, well...
2181
1:34:18,191 --> 1:34:20,293
Well, maybe I'll look into that.
2182
1:34:21,661 --> 1:34:23,496
But whatever the future holds...
2183
1:34:24,597 --> 1:34:25,699
I hope that you're in it.
2184
1:34:26,333 --> 1:34:27,467
Because...
2185
1:34:28,135 --> 1:34:29,436
I love you, Zoey.
2186
1:34:30,704 --> 1:34:32,105
And I always have.
2187
1:34:32,605 --> 1:34:33,841
I...
2188
1:34:33,941 --> 1:34:35,8
love you too.
2189
1:34:35,108 --> 1:34:37,510
[music continues]
2190
1:34:42,582 --> 1:34:45,18
[cheers and applause]
2191
1:34:51,959 --> 1:34:53,460
Ugh, I'm bored.
2192
1:34:54,862 --> 1:34:58,698
[music changes abruptly]
* Starships were meant to fly *
2193
1:34:58,799 --> 1:35:2,402
* Hands up and touch the sky *
2194
1:35:2,502 --> 1:35:6,406
* Can't stop,
'cause we're so high *
2195
1:35:6,506 --> 1:35:9,576
* Let's do this one more time *
2196
1:35:10,243 --> 1:35:14,47
* Starships were meant to fly *
2197
1:35:14,147 --> 1:35:17,985
* Hands up and touch the sky *
2198
1:35:18,85 --> 1:35:21,688
* Let's do this one last time *
2199
1:35:21,789 --> 1:35:25,125
* Can't stop,
we're higher than a mother... *
2200
1:35:25,225 --> 1:35:29,96
-["Starships" continues]
-Toss it back! Woo!
2201
1:35:30,764 --> 1:35:33,33
* We're higher
than a mother... *
2202
1:35:38,571 --> 1:35:40,707
* We're higher
than a mother... *
2203
1:35:41,108 --> 1:35:44,144
* Starships were meant
to fly... *
2204
1:35:44,244 --> 1:35:45,612
I hear you're, like,
a producer.
2205
1:35:45,712 --> 1:35:46,679
Heard of Drippin' ?
2206
1:35:46,780 --> 1:35:48,148
And you're friends with Logan?
2207
1:35:48,248 --> 1:35:49,783
And he didn't
introduce me to you?
2208
1:35:49,883 --> 1:35:51,952
[whiny]
Logan, you always do this to me!
2209
1:35:52,52 --> 1:35:54,21
You never support me
in any of my endeavors!
2210
1:35:54,121 --> 1:35:55,488
I support you. Don't--
2211
1:35:56,223 --> 1:35:59,192
* Starships were meant to fly *
2212
1:35:59,292 --> 1:36:1,461
Good for you for picking up
on the rebound, you know?
2213
1:36:1,995 --> 1:36:3,163
Yeah!
2214
1:36:3,263 --> 1:36:5,365
-Yeah. Yeah!
-Yeah.
2215
1:36:5,465 --> 1:36:6,499
Sloppy seconds.
2216
1:36:7,767 --> 1:36:11,471
* Can't stop,
we're higher than a mother... *
2217
1:36:17,144 --> 1:36:19,212
* We're higher
than a mother... *
2218
1:36:24,717 --> 1:36:26,519
* We're higher
than a mother... *
2219
1:36:26,619 --> 1:36:28,21
[song ends, fades]
2220
1:36:28,922 --> 1:36:31,124
I know you're bummed we didn't
catch him this time, Stace,
2221
1:36:31,224 --> 1:36:32,592
but we will.
2222
1:36:32,692 --> 1:36:33,961
We always do.
2223
1:36:34,61 --> 1:36:36,930
That's why we're the number one
murder podcast in America.
2224
1:36:37,30 --> 1:36:38,165
Yeah.
2225
1:36:38,265 --> 1:36:39,967
You're probably right.
2226
1:36:40,67 --> 1:36:41,935
So great meeting you, Todd.
2227
1:36:42,35 --> 1:36:44,4
Sorry again
about that little mix-up.
2228
1:36:44,104 --> 1:36:45,805
Oh, don't even worry about it.
2229
1:36:45,906 --> 1:36:47,975
You guys get home safe, okay?
2230
1:36:48,408 --> 1:36:51,444
[dramatic music playing]
2231
1:36:51,544 --> 1:36:52,745
Shh.
2232
1:36:53,780 --> 1:36:55,248
[music ends abruptly]
2233
1:36:55,348 --> 1:36:58,518
["Follow Me" by
Jamie Lynn Spears plays]
2234
1:37:0,53 --> 1:37:1,488
I have ideas.
2235
1:37:2,222 --> 1:37:3,723
Excuse me, did I wink?
2236
1:37:3,823 --> 1:37:5,158
[laughter]
2237
1:37:5,258 --> 1:37:7,260
[woman]
You're loving it, Mr. Perry.
2238
1:37:7,360 --> 1:37:9,629
-Oh, I am.
-[laughs]
2239
1:37:10,297 --> 1:37:12,599
Mr. Perry,
you own a jewelry shop.
2240
1:37:12,699 --> 1:37:13,766
I'm loving it too.
2241
1:37:13,867 --> 1:37:15,468
[laughing]
2242
1:37:16,269 --> 1:37:17,938
Bubbe! What are you doing?
2243
1:37:18,38 --> 1:37:20,7
Oh, I thought you were cake.
2244
1:37:20,107 --> 1:37:22,976
-No, it's me.
-I almost ate you.
2245
1:37:23,76 --> 1:37:24,311
Here, I got your back.
2246
1:37:24,411 --> 1:37:25,645
-[belches]
-Oh, my God!
2247
1:37:25,745 --> 1:37:27,948
-We're in a car!
-It didn't smell bad.
2248
1:37:28,48 --> 1:37:29,16
[chuckles]
2249
1:37:29,116 --> 1:37:31,318
Somebody help me. My God.
2250
1:37:31,418 --> 1:37:33,486
With a 300-mile driving radius--
2251
1:37:33,586 --> 1:37:35,488
Uh-huh, what's the line?
[laughs]
2252
1:37:35,588 --> 1:37:37,991
I'm sorry to this camera
that has to go back and forth.
2253
1:37:38,91 --> 1:37:39,159
Loving you.
2254
1:37:39,259 --> 1:37:42,95
-[chatter]
-* Yeah, yeah *
2255
1:37:42,195 --> 1:37:43,596
* Tell the DJ... *
2256
1:37:43,696 --> 1:37:44,564
[man] And...
2257
1:37:44,664 --> 1:37:46,699
[woman]
Could you play that back?
2258
1:37:46,799 --> 1:37:48,135
[laughs]
2259
1:37:48,235 --> 1:37:49,269
* Yeah *
2260
1:37:50,537 --> 1:37:53,306
Are you guys still filming me?
Can I ask an honest question?
2261
1:37:53,406 --> 1:37:55,542
Can you tell that these are
ladies' leggings?
2262
1:37:56,609 --> 1:37:58,878
I don't think you can tell.
Right?
2263
1:38:1,148 --> 1:38:3,50
* Yeah, yeah *
2264
1:38:3,150 --> 1:38:4,284
I'm good.
2265
1:38:4,384 --> 1:38:6,86
-[man] Cut.
-[indistinct chatter]
2266
1:38:6,186 --> 1:38:7,754
-Are you okay?
-[Erin] No, I'm not.
2267
1:38:9,56 --> 1:38:10,257
And that's that.
2268
1:38:10,357 --> 1:38:11,891
* Inside your head *
2269
1:38:12,625 --> 1:38:15,628
* Just get out
with me instead *
2270
1:38:16,263 --> 1:38:18,932
* Let's melt the stress away *
2271
1:38:19,399 --> 1:38:21,234
* Yeah, yeah *
2272
1:38:21,334 --> 1:38:22,902
* Yeah, yeah, you *
2273
1:38:24,404 --> 1:38:28,8
* Do what you want to do *
2274
1:38:28,708 --> 1:38:31,444
* Be your own kind of muse *
2275
1:38:32,379 --> 1:38:34,781
* It's your role to play *
2276
1:38:35,215 --> 1:38:37,50
* Yeah, yeah *
2277
1:38:37,150 --> 1:38:39,19
* Tell the DJ play *
2278
1:38:39,119 --> 1:38:40,920
* We can dance all day *
2279
1:38:41,21 --> 1:38:44,557
* Let's just get away, yeah *
2280
1:38:44,657 --> 1:38:47,227
* We can make them see *
2281
1:38:47,694 --> 1:38:51,98
* All of the things
that we can be *
2282
1:38:51,198 --> 1:38:55,402
* Forget all your fears
and follow me *
2283
1:38:56,303 --> 1:38:59,406
* Yeah, yeah, yeah *
2284
1:39:2,42 --> 1:39:5,145
* The stars are shining now *
2285
1:39:5,245 --> 1:39:7,314
* They're shining for you *
2286
1:39:7,414 --> 1:39:9,516
* Shining for you *
2287
1:39:9,616 --> 1:39:13,53
* But you don't need
shooting stars *
2288
1:39:13,153 --> 1:39:16,389
* The magic's all in you *
2289
1:39:16,489 --> 1:39:18,758
* We can make them see *
2290
1:39:18,858 --> 1:39:22,562
* All of the things
that we can be *
2291
1:39:22,662 --> 1:39:26,633
* Forget all your fears
and follow me *
2292
1:39:27,634 --> 1:39:30,870
* Yeah, yeah, yeah *
2293
1:39:32,105 --> 1:39:34,107
* Tell the DJ play *
2294
1:39:34,207 --> 1:39:36,9
* We can dance all day *
2295
1:39:36,109 --> 1:39:38,578
* Let's just get away *
2296
1:39:38,678 --> 1:39:40,13
* Yeah *
2297
1:39:40,113 --> 1:39:42,349
* We can make them see *
2298
1:39:42,449 --> 1:39:46,186
* All of the things
that we can be *
2299
1:39:46,286 --> 1:39:50,457
* Forget all your fears
and follow me *
2300
1:39:51,291 --> 1:39:54,461
* Yeah, yeah, yeah *
2301
1:40:4,204 --> 1:40:5,705
[music fades]
2302
1:40:6,306 --> 1:40:9,476
[dramatic orchestral music
playing]
2303
1:41:24,284 --> 1:41:25,685
[music fades]
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