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[John Doe]
Twenty years ago,
the world fell to shit.
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A big ole apocalyptic dump.
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Some bug took out
all the world's computers.
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Power grids down,
the Internet gone!
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And not having
easily accessible porn
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freaked people the fuck out!
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So, cities put up walls
to protect themselves
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and threw the criminals
out into the chaos
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so they could fight over
what was left,
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which was not much,
mostly cars and guns.
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Now insiders stay inside
and outsiders stay outside.
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But there are people
who drive between,
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badasses, legends,
humble motherfuckers like me
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delivering precious cargo
from one walled city to another.
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It's not an easy road
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because all these assholes
want what I got.
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And that's where the cars
and the guns come in.
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**
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- How about some tunes?
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Evelyn,
may I have this dance?
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**
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* So you wanna be
a rock superstar *
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* and live large *
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* A big house
Five cars *
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* You're in charge
Coming up in the world *
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* Don't trust nobody *
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* Gotta look over
your shoulder constantly *
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- Holy shit!
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[gunfire]
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- Okay, I got Barry,
so who's left?
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Gary, Larry.
Got it.
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* You ever have big dreams
of makin' big cream *
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* Big shot heavy hitter
in the Bentley *
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* Be a snob and never
act friendly *
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* You wanna have big fame
Let me explain *
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* What happens to these stars
and their big brains *
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Don't you do it!
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Don't you even
think about it!
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No!
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* Then you get dissed
by the media and fans *
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* Things never stay
the same way they began *
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* I heard that some never
give full to the fullest *
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* That's while fools end up
dining on the bullet *
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* Think everything's fine
in the big time *
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* See me in my Lex' with
the chrome raised high *
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[screaming, gunfire]
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[groaning]
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Where the hell is this exit?
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It's like a goddamn
maze in here.
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[gunfire]
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So, if I'm here,
then the exit is...
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Oh, they have a Footlocker!
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Oh!
Son of a bitch!
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* Gained fame
started gettin' ignored *
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* I warned him
Assured him *
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* this ain't easy
take it from Weezy *
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* Sleezy people
wanna be so cheesy *
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* the fuckin' lethal *
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* Assassins
Assassins *
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* So you wanna be
a rock superstar *
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* and live large *
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* A big house
Five cars *
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* You're in charge
Coming up in the world *
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* Don't trust nobody *
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* Gotta look over
your shoulder constantly *
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* At night I think of you *
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* I want to be
your lady baby *
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* If your game is on
You need to call *
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Hey there!
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- ID!
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[grumbling]
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It's the milkman.
It must be our delivery.
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- Yeah, they know me.
I'm here all the time.
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Hey, Doug!
- Hey, John.
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He's new.
- A virgin?
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Oh, I got
a big package for you.
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All the way from Paso Robles.
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Some vultures
wanted it real bad,
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but not bad enough.
You know what I mean?
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Hey, that better be
unleaded 93 in there;
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91 gives Evelyn the squirts.
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[Abner]
- Payment's been
placed in the trunk.
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And we have new deliveries
for you to, um, deliver.
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- You're such a lamb.
Where to?
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- Fresh batteries
for the Gainsboro Colony
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and the usual shipment
of medicine
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to New San Francisco.
- New San Fran?
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It's been a month already?
- Um-hmm.
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- Time makes a fool
of us all.
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What's your name, slugger?
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- Abner.
- Abner? Really?
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I mean, it's a nice name,
but you don't meet too many--
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well, anyway.
Come here, Abner.
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How about you let me, uh,
slip inside...
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- Outside--
you stay outside!
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- Hey, take it easy.
Relax!
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Atta boy.
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All right,
this has been a gas.
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I'll see your shiny faces
in a month.
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Until then, Abner, eat up!
[snorts]
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- What'd the milkman
bring us this time?
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Tonight, we feast!
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[John Doe]
See, a milkman's job
is never done.
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It's a big world out there,
but at the end of the day
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all that matters is me, Evelyn,
and the road.
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**
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* How many
special people change *
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* How many lives
are living strange *
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- No way!
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It's the Bosch Icon Premiere
windshield wipers!
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Ha-ha!
Mwah!
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* Slowly walking
down the hall *
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* Faster than a cannonball *
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* Where were you
while we were getting high *
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* Someday you will
find me *
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* Caught beneath
the landslide *
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[yelling]
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- Oh!
Get off!
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- Give me the package,
Milkman!
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- Goddamn vultures!
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[screaming]
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See that?
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Tension spring
is keeping the blades flexible
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for premium
wiping performance.
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Oh...
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**
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* Wake up the dawn
and ask her why *
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[bullet ricochets]
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* A dreamer dreams
she never dies *
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* Wipe that tear
now from your eyes *
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- Let's go!
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Come on!
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Let's go! Come on!
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* Faster than
a cannonball *
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* Where were you
while we were getting high *
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* Someday you
will find me *
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* Caught beneath
the landslide *
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* And a champagne supernova
in the sky *
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- It must be nice.
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* Someday you
will find me *
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Oh...
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* Caught beneath
the landslide *
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* And a champagne supernova *
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* A champagne supernova *
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[John]
At least I was a cute kid.
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**
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**
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[indistinct chatter]
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Damn, look at
all these pedestrians, Ev.
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All right,
time to turn on the charm.
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Lookin' real efficient
today, Bill.
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- Welcome back, John.
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- Got a fresh box
of insulin for you.
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Life must be good
if the diabetes are that bad.
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Oh!
For me?
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Oh, you shouldn't have.
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You're coming home
with me, baby.
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What am I taking
to San Diego for you?
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- Stop!
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The COO of New San Francisco
wants to talk to you.
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Inside.
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- Like inside inside?
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- Let him through!
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[guard]
- Open the gate!
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- Holy fuck!
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**
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[guard]
- Clear the perimeter!
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**
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- You can park over there.
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- Whew!
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Y'all got some
big-ass trucks, huh?
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All right.
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Wait. Oh.
Oh, shit!
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Oh! Wait!
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Oh, shit!
Oh-oh boy!
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Make sure
I leave you enough room
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to get out, you know?
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All right, here we go.
Okay.
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There we go.
Whoo!
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Okay.
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- Strip.
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- Oh, shit!
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[whimpering]
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**
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All right.
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[sighing]
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All right.
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Guess I'm not getting
that knife back am I?
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Lemony fresh, what's next?
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[Raven]
Hi, John.
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I'm Raven, COO of
New San Francisco.
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Let me get you a drink.
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So, tell me,
what's it like on the outside?
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I'm sure you've
got some stories.
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- Stories?
Of course, I do.
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Okay, how about this one?
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Once upon a time
there was a milkman.
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Charming, devilishly handsome,
you know the type.
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Well, he was an outsider.
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Then one day
a miracle happened.
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[gasping]
He was invited inside.
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For no reason other than to
have a beer with a mysterious,
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mildly intimidating
little white lady.
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Ta-da!
- Fair enough.
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We get a lot of milkmen
coming around here.
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- Mm!
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- But none have come
more than twice.
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You, on the other hand,
have come dozens of times.
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You're consistent, reliable,
you got a solid ass.
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- Boom!
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- I want to hire you.
- To do what exactly?
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- What you do best.
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Pick up a package,
bring it back.
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- It can't be that simple.
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- Well, there are
a few complications.
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One, you can't know
what you're transporting.
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- Oh!
Okay, I have a question.
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- It's not organs.
- Dammit!
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It's never organs.
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So, what's
the second complication?
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- The package is in
New Chicago.
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[coughs, chuckles]
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- Sorry, um,
thanks for the beer.
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- John, sit!
- No, look, I'm sorry.
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New Chicago is too far
and it's too risky.
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- Sit!
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Please.
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Now, I've gotta tell you,
I've got a lot of power.
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I can make peoples' desires,
their dreams,
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their every wish come true.
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So, John,
what do you wish for?
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- Wow!
Okay, I wasn't ready for that.
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Um, well, hmm, um,
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unlimited gas.
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Mm-hmm.
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A new tee shirt,
this one's kinda smelly.
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Toilet paper.
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You have no idea what I would do
for some two-ply.
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- I think I can do better.
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- Three-ply?
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- How about a tour?
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- Mmm!
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**
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[Raven]
- See anything you like?
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- That's what I get?
A souvenir?
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I mean, I'll take
that girl's hat.
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- No, John,
this is your prize.
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If you go to New Chicago
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and bring this package
back for me,
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I will make you a citizen
of New San Francisco.
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- I get to live here?
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- John, I remember
when the colonies
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closed themselves off,
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when they threw the murderers
and thieves and bad guys
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out into the world
to fend for themselves
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without law and order.
258
00:13:40,071 --> 00:13:43,157
But you, you don't
belong out there.
259
00:13:43,199 --> 00:13:44,992
You're not one of them.
260
00:13:45,034 --> 00:13:46,452
John, if you do this run,
261
00:13:46,494 --> 00:13:48,746
you won't be returning
with a package.
262
00:13:48,788 --> 00:13:50,623
You'll be coming home.
263
00:13:50,665 --> 00:13:53,918
**
264
00:13:55,628 --> 00:14:01,050
**
265
00:14:01,092 --> 00:14:03,553
- Shit!
They're gaining on us!
266
00:14:03,594 --> 00:14:05,263
Faster!
267
00:14:05,304 --> 00:14:06,639
[gunfire]
268
00:14:06,681 --> 00:14:14,647
*
269
00:14:14,689 --> 00:14:17,150
I'm on it, lil' bunny!
270
00:14:17,942 --> 00:14:19,610
You can't find
shit back here!
271
00:14:19,652 --> 00:14:21,779
If we're gonna steal shit,
we gotta stay organized.
272
00:14:21,821 --> 00:14:23,281
Booyah!
273
00:14:24,407 --> 00:14:26,909
[yelling]
274
00:14:26,951 --> 00:14:35,710
**
275
00:14:35,752 --> 00:14:37,628
Holy shit!
276
00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:45,595
Suck it now, motherfucker!
277
00:14:45,636 --> 00:14:48,139
[laughing]
278
00:14:49,182 --> 00:14:50,892
[officer]
- Gotcha!
279
00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:52,935
- We're home free!
280
00:14:52,977 --> 00:14:56,105
[explosion]
281
00:15:01,694 --> 00:15:03,780
[chuckles]
282
00:15:03,821 --> 00:15:05,490
- Let's go collect 'em, boys.
283
00:15:09,243 --> 00:15:11,662
- Make yourself at home.
I'll be back in a minute.
284
00:15:13,456 --> 00:15:18,044
**
285
00:15:18,086 --> 00:15:21,631
- What?
286
00:15:21,672 --> 00:15:23,591
This is amazing.
287
00:15:30,681 --> 00:15:34,227
[chuckles]
288
00:15:37,188 --> 00:15:39,107
Perfect place
for an ambush.
289
00:15:39,148 --> 00:15:42,402
[thumping]
Called it!
290
00:15:42,443 --> 00:15:43,986
Shit!
291
00:15:44,028 --> 00:15:46,614
Oh...
292
00:15:49,742 --> 00:15:50,993
- You're home early.
- Yeah.
293
00:15:51,035 --> 00:15:52,870
- Good day?
- Yeah, very good.
294
00:15:52,912 --> 00:15:54,163
Come meet John.
295
00:15:54,205 --> 00:15:56,582
John, this is
my husband, Noah.
296
00:15:56,624 --> 00:15:57,875
- Huh.
297
00:15:57,917 --> 00:16:01,129
Hi, I was just admiring
your, uh, this thing.
298
00:16:03,715 --> 00:16:05,341
- It's an honor.
299
00:16:05,383 --> 00:16:07,468
I've never met
a milkman before.
300
00:16:11,597 --> 00:16:13,057
- And you've never
met a baby before,
301
00:16:13,099 --> 00:16:16,102
have you, John?
- No.
302
00:16:16,144 --> 00:16:19,564
- Her name is Dove.
303
00:16:19,605 --> 00:16:21,691
- Hi, Dove.
304
00:16:21,733 --> 00:16:25,027
Oh!
[chuckling]
305
00:16:25,069 --> 00:16:28,448
- I think she likes you.
306
00:16:28,489 --> 00:16:31,409
John's staying for dinner.
- I am?
307
00:16:33,494 --> 00:16:48,092
**
308
00:16:51,596 --> 00:16:54,682
Mmm!
309
00:16:54,724 --> 00:16:57,185
Yeah!
[laughter]
310
00:16:58,603 --> 00:17:01,522
* The wheels on the bus
go round and round *
311
00:17:01,564 --> 00:17:04,442
* Round and round
Round and round *
312
00:17:04,484 --> 00:17:06,861
* The wheels on the bus
go round and round *
313
00:17:06,903 --> 00:17:09,238
* All through the town *
314
00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:11,866
* The mommies on the bus
say I love you *
315
00:17:11,908 --> 00:17:14,243
* I love you
I love you *
316
00:17:14,285 --> 00:17:16,871
* The mommies on the bus
say I love you *
317
00:17:16,913 --> 00:17:19,123
* All through the town *
318
00:17:22,126 --> 00:17:25,588
- Oh, I almost forgot
dessert.
319
00:17:25,630 --> 00:17:26,839
- Oh, yeah.
320
00:17:26,881 --> 00:17:28,633
- Jell-O!
321
00:17:28,674 --> 00:17:32,303
- Jell-O!
322
00:17:32,345 --> 00:17:37,350
- John, aren't you tired
of almost dying every day?
323
00:17:37,392 --> 00:17:38,810
And looking in
the rearview mirror
324
00:17:38,851 --> 00:17:41,104
and only seeing yourself?
325
00:17:41,145 --> 00:17:44,899
Aren't you tired of
always being alone?
326
00:17:44,941 --> 00:17:47,193
So, what do you say, John?
327
00:17:47,235 --> 00:17:50,154
Will you drive?
328
00:17:51,697 --> 00:17:58,287
**
329
00:17:58,329 --> 00:17:59,956
You have 10 days
to pick up the package
330
00:17:59,997 --> 00:18:01,165
and deliver it here.
331
00:18:01,207 --> 00:18:03,209
One second over
and the deal expires.
332
00:18:03,251 --> 00:18:06,254
Can you handle that?
- I can handle that.
333
00:18:06,295 --> 00:18:09,841
You fixed my window!
334
00:18:12,802 --> 00:18:14,345
[gasps]
335
00:18:17,974 --> 00:18:18,891
Smooth!
336
00:18:18,933 --> 00:18:20,852
- See you in 10 days, John.
337
00:18:20,893 --> 00:18:23,479
- Until then, Jell-O, Raven!
338
00:18:26,232 --> 00:18:29,235
Oh, okay...
339
00:18:29,277 --> 00:18:32,196
Oh, boy.
Yep, got it!
340
00:18:32,238 --> 00:18:35,575
Here we go!
All right. Jell-O!
341
00:18:35,616 --> 00:18:37,994
- Bye, John!
342
00:18:38,035 --> 00:18:40,580
Bye!
343
00:18:42,081 --> 00:18:44,917
Get it back to its mother.
344
00:18:44,959 --> 00:18:46,169
Ugh!
345
00:18:46,210 --> 00:18:48,212
The payment's in
your apartment.
346
00:18:58,848 --> 00:19:02,810
[groaning]
347
00:19:05,104 --> 00:19:08,066
**
348
00:19:08,107 --> 00:19:11,944
- Peekaboo.
349
00:19:18,785 --> 00:19:20,995
- Hi.
350
00:19:21,037 --> 00:19:23,790
Bet you kids are wondering
why we pulled you over today.
351
00:19:23,831 --> 00:19:24,707
- I'm not sure
what you think we did,
352
00:19:24,749 --> 00:19:26,542
but-but we didn't
hurt nobody.
353
00:19:26,584 --> 00:19:27,919
I swear we're innocent.
354
00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:29,212
- Oh.
355
00:19:29,253 --> 00:19:30,671
[laughter]
356
00:19:30,713 --> 00:19:33,424
That's some fresh
material right there.
357
00:19:33,466 --> 00:19:36,719
You know, when I was a boy,
358
00:19:36,761 --> 00:19:38,388
my father told me
about a police chief
359
00:19:38,429 --> 00:19:40,098
named Breton.
360
00:19:40,139 --> 00:19:41,557
Have you ever heard of him?
361
00:19:41,599 --> 00:19:44,018
- No, sir, but I--
- Then stop talking.
362
00:19:44,060 --> 00:19:46,062
It was rhetorical.
363
00:19:46,104 --> 00:19:50,066
Well, this Police Chief Breton,
he cleaned up Manhattan,
364
00:19:50,108 --> 00:19:52,235
which is a burrow
of Old New York,
365
00:19:52,276 --> 00:19:54,529
in case you don't know
your geography.
366
00:19:54,570 --> 00:19:56,739
But Chief Breton
had a theory
367
00:19:56,781 --> 00:20:00,827
that little sins
could attract big sins.
368
00:20:00,868 --> 00:20:03,746
And so, he would stamp out
those little sins
369
00:20:03,788 --> 00:20:06,624
like a match before it
ever caught fire.
370
00:20:06,666 --> 00:20:09,752
And you know what?
By jukie it worked.
371
00:20:09,794 --> 00:20:11,921
Crime went down
because he showed
372
00:20:11,963 --> 00:20:15,466
no tolerance, no mercy,
373
00:20:15,508 --> 00:20:18,511
not even for
petty vandalism,
374
00:20:18,553 --> 00:20:20,596
defecating in the park.
375
00:20:20,638 --> 00:20:23,933
Gosh, not even looting.
376
00:20:23,975 --> 00:20:27,603
He saved New York,
and I'm saving this country.
377
00:20:27,645 --> 00:20:31,607
Now then, you two
have a choice.
378
00:20:31,649 --> 00:20:32,984
You and your lover...
379
00:20:33,025 --> 00:20:36,446
- Sister, we-we have
the same mom and dad.
380
00:20:36,487 --> 00:20:38,990
- I know what a sister is.
381
00:20:39,031 --> 00:20:40,908
As I was saying,
382
00:20:40,950 --> 00:20:45,371
you and your sister
have a choice.
383
00:20:45,413 --> 00:20:48,708
You can resist,
in which case,
384
00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:51,252
I'll have to napalm
the both of you.
385
00:20:51,294 --> 00:20:56,883
Or one of you can
make the tough choice.
386
00:20:56,924 --> 00:20:59,552
Take your own life.
387
00:20:59,594 --> 00:21:01,429
Consider it your punishment
388
00:21:01,471 --> 00:21:03,723
for crimes committed
against the law.
389
00:21:05,058 --> 00:21:19,530
**
390
00:21:26,370 --> 00:21:29,791
- Eat my ass, motherfucker!
[gun firing]
391
00:21:38,758 --> 00:21:41,344
- [Agent Stone]
Huh, look at
all those brains.
392
00:21:41,386 --> 00:21:45,807
Who knew?
Officer?
393
00:21:45,848 --> 00:21:47,975
Let's see...
394
00:21:48,017 --> 00:21:49,727
There you go.
395
00:21:49,769 --> 00:21:52,063
Oh, that's
why you're quiet.
396
00:21:52,105 --> 00:21:54,440
You're from Orange County.
397
00:21:54,482 --> 00:21:56,901
I've heard the barbaric things
those insiders
398
00:21:56,943 --> 00:22:00,113
will do to their own
to keep them in line.
399
00:22:00,154 --> 00:22:03,908
But you, you won't need
words to let others know
400
00:22:03,950 --> 00:22:06,869
you crossed paths
with Agent Stone.
401
00:22:06,911 --> 00:22:09,789
Let's go, boys.
402
00:22:14,127 --> 00:22:17,880
[screaming]
403
00:22:19,298 --> 00:22:24,095
**
404
00:22:24,137 --> 00:22:27,932
Just in case,
you decide to take the path
405
00:22:27,974 --> 00:22:30,560
of your brother.
406
00:22:30,601 --> 00:22:33,187
You have a nice day
now, ma'am.
407
00:22:34,522 --> 00:22:49,454
**
408
00:22:49,454 --> 00:22:49,620
**
409
00:23:03,217 --> 00:23:05,094
- Oh, shit!
410
00:23:05,136 --> 00:23:06,262
[alarm beeping]
411
00:23:06,304 --> 00:23:07,889
Tommy!
412
00:23:07,930 --> 00:23:09,640
[beeping intensifies]
Tommy!
413
00:23:09,682 --> 00:23:11,434
- What's the rush?
414
00:23:11,476 --> 00:23:12,977
Not like you're
going anywhere.
415
00:23:13,019 --> 00:23:15,855
[chuckling]
- A little help, Tommy?
416
00:23:15,897 --> 00:23:18,941
- Saving your ass
once again.
417
00:23:18,983 --> 00:23:20,485
You're lucky.
418
00:23:20,526 --> 00:23:23,321
This baby blew the pants
off a vulture last week.
419
00:23:23,362 --> 00:23:27,241
Took me days to get the blood
and toenails out of the tile.
420
00:23:27,283 --> 00:23:28,493
So, you got
a delivery for me
421
00:23:28,534 --> 00:23:31,329
or are you just here
to chap my ass?
422
00:23:31,370 --> 00:23:34,999
- Neither.
I need a map.
423
00:23:35,041 --> 00:23:36,501
- A map?
- Yeah.
424
00:23:36,542 --> 00:23:39,087
- Well, hell,
why didn't you say so?
425
00:23:39,128 --> 00:23:41,339
Come on over.
426
00:23:41,381 --> 00:23:42,715
Where you headed?
427
00:23:42,757 --> 00:23:45,385
Got a lot of people going to
the great white north.
428
00:23:45,426 --> 00:23:48,721
Hear there's a steel rush.
429
00:23:51,182 --> 00:23:54,060
Huh, I got a route here
through the redwoods
430
00:23:54,102 --> 00:23:55,686
that would make
your nipples spin
431
00:23:55,728 --> 00:23:57,814
like a lady
in the burley-q show.
432
00:23:57,855 --> 00:23:59,565
[chuckling]
- I'm not going north.
433
00:23:59,607 --> 00:24:01,275
- Huh.
434
00:24:01,317 --> 00:24:03,236
- I'm going east.
435
00:24:05,613 --> 00:24:10,201
- East?
How far east are we talking?
436
00:24:10,243 --> 00:24:13,246
- New Chicago.
437
00:24:13,287 --> 00:24:15,456
- Give me your belt, John.
438
00:24:15,498 --> 00:24:17,708
- Why?
- You're clearly suicidal,
439
00:24:17,750 --> 00:24:19,877
so give me your goddamn belt!
- Hey, stop that, man!
440
00:24:19,919 --> 00:24:22,046
It's a once in
a lifetime opportunity.
441
00:24:22,088 --> 00:24:24,507
- You have no idea
what's out east, do you?
442
00:24:24,549 --> 00:24:26,008
- Of-of course, I don't.
443
00:24:26,050 --> 00:24:27,802
I've never driven
past Barstow.
444
00:24:27,844 --> 00:24:30,680
That's why I'm here
seeing your pretty face.
445
00:24:32,724 --> 00:24:37,437
[scoffs]
- Okay...
446
00:24:37,478 --> 00:24:40,356
Okay, New Chicago.
447
00:24:48,030 --> 00:24:53,077
New Chicago is
2,132 miles from here.
448
00:24:54,245 --> 00:24:56,789
You know what that means?
449
00:24:56,831 --> 00:24:57,874
- I shouldn't walk.
450
00:24:57,915 --> 00:25:00,418
[groaning]
[chuckles]
451
00:25:00,460 --> 00:25:05,715
- It means 2,132 miles
of no cover.
452
00:25:07,633 --> 00:25:11,888
No protection,
no safe harbor.
453
00:25:11,929 --> 00:25:13,765
The only shelter means
dealing with
454
00:25:13,806 --> 00:25:18,686
a bunch of brainwashed,
burger worshipping screwballs.
455
00:25:18,728 --> 00:25:22,190
- I'm not that desperate.
- You might be.
456
00:25:22,231 --> 00:25:25,401
The roads out east
aren't like the roads here.
457
00:25:25,443 --> 00:25:28,488
You won't be dealing with
your run of the mill vultures.
458
00:25:28,529 --> 00:25:31,365
These boys are predators.
459
00:25:31,407 --> 00:25:33,576
Even the people trying
to bring the law back
460
00:25:33,618 --> 00:25:35,787
are just as dangerous.
461
00:25:35,828 --> 00:25:38,372
There's chaos
out there, John.
462
00:25:38,414 --> 00:25:40,583
You'll be dealing
with it alone.
463
00:25:40,625 --> 00:25:42,877
So, I've gotta ask...
464
00:25:42,919 --> 00:25:45,671
Is the risk
worth the reward?
465
00:25:52,387 --> 00:25:55,681
Oh...
466
00:26:00,853 --> 00:26:03,981
You're gonna have to
go through Vegas, John.
467
00:26:04,023 --> 00:26:06,901
We both know
who rules Vegas.
468
00:26:06,943 --> 00:26:13,866
["Wheels on the Bus" playing]
469
00:26:15,201 --> 00:26:20,748
**
470
00:26:20,790 --> 00:26:24,794
[engine roaring]
471
00:26:34,554 --> 00:26:37,390
[laughter]
472
00:26:45,398 --> 00:26:49,193
[engine approaching]
473
00:26:49,569 --> 00:27:02,999
**
474
00:27:10,381 --> 00:27:12,800
- Why is the map so small?
475
00:27:12,842 --> 00:27:15,261
Wait, is that a dick?
476
00:27:15,303 --> 00:27:16,929
Whoa!
477
00:27:16,971 --> 00:27:19,474
[tires screeching]
478
00:27:27,732 --> 00:27:29,400
Gah!
479
00:27:29,442 --> 00:27:32,278
You know, it's really rude
not to introduce yourself
480
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:34,322
before pulling a gun
on someone.
481
00:27:34,363 --> 00:27:36,491
[gun firing]
482
00:27:36,532 --> 00:27:41,412
Oh, this is ruder!
483
00:27:41,454 --> 00:27:44,457
[muttering]
484
00:27:47,126 --> 00:27:49,253
How about you lower
that sorry excuse for a gun
485
00:27:49,295 --> 00:27:52,090
and I'll lower
my exceptionally cool blade.
486
00:27:52,131 --> 00:27:53,966
We don't want things
to escalate, do we?
487
00:27:54,008 --> 00:27:56,135
[gun cocking]
Okay.
488
00:27:56,177 --> 00:27:59,138
See? Now things
have escalated.
489
00:28:04,519 --> 00:28:07,688
It's you.
490
00:28:07,730 --> 00:28:11,818
["Wheels on the Bus" playing]
491
00:28:13,361 --> 00:28:16,155
[laughing]
492
00:28:16,197 --> 00:28:17,323
We don't have time
for this.
493
00:28:31,838 --> 00:28:34,382
There's a way
out of this, okay?
494
00:28:34,424 --> 00:28:37,343
[laughter]
495
00:28:40,513 --> 00:28:42,557
[laughter continues]
496
00:28:43,766 --> 00:28:46,436
["Wheels on the Bus" playing]
497
00:28:46,477 --> 00:28:51,477
**
498
00:28:54,477 --> 00:28:58,477
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