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Ugh, this line is taking so long.
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People should know what they want
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- before they order.
- Next.
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Oh... what do I want? What do I want?
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- Ugh.
- What is "co-ffee"?
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Ugh, this place is so bougie.
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Lavender-infused maggots? Like, really?
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Damn.
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Okay, that's really good.
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Fellow Boomtownians, not only
am I a successful businessman,
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I am also a patron of the arts.
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Which is why every summer
I direct a production
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from the Great Bard himself.
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I speak of none other than Jim Carrey.
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Jim!
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Mm, wow. Interesting.
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As you all know, last year
we had a runaway success
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with our production of "The Green One."
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"How the Grinch Stole Christmas?"
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- No.
- Was it "Batman Forever,"
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the one where he played the Riddler?
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No. "The Mask."
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Huh, guess I didn't realize
how many movies he was green in.
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It's kind of crazy
when you think about it.
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Anyway, this year, I have selected
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Mr. Carrey's magnum opus...
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Part Un."
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Auditions will start tomorrow,
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and yes, there will be
full-frontal nudity.
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- Mom, did you hear that?
- What?
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Oh, my God, someone ate
all of the samples.
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Who did that? I'm sorry, ma'am.
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Whoever did that is rude.
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We should go. Go, go, go.
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Synced & corrected by -robtor-
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So excited for friends weekend.
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We haven't had quality
hang time in forever.
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I know. I found
the cutest fallout shelter.
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They still have
the original scratch marks
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from when the inhabitants
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were escaping a radiation leak.
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Oh, my God, cu-u-u-u-te.
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Okay, ready.
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I didn't know what to pack, so I
just brought everything I own.
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Oh, I didn't realize Sid was coming.
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If this is supposed to be
just a friends thing,
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I'm totally happy to sit out.
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I mean, if that's what you want,
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then I am totally fine with that.
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You guys are ridiculous!
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You're my two favorite people
in the world.
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We're gonna have a blast together!
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Ugh, great. Great.
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- Let's go.
- Mommy, you can't leave!
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Remember, you told me
you'd take me to the audition.
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I'll be going out for the role of Ace.
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Oh, shoot, I forgot about that.
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Sorry, but we're leaving right now.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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No, no, no.
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Ple-e-e-e-e-ase!
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I promise I'll never ask you
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for anything ever again
in my entire life. Please.
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Fine.
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So what, I'm just
driving alone with Sid?
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Awesome start to friends weekend.
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Hmm?
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Are you sure that I should go?
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I really get the impression
Tai does not like me.
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Are you kidding? Tai loves you!
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He just has a super sarcastic
sense of humor,
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but you'll get used to it.
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Come on, you fugly-ass bitch.
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You are too much.
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Ah, you got me.
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Fugly as charged.
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Alrighty then.
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That was great. We'll let you know.
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Hard pass.
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Hello. Hey, there. How you doing?
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You doing good? I am doing great.
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Um, I won't be needing this.
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You ready to make some magic?
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Whenever you're ready.
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Bla-bla-bla. Okay.
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- What are you doing?
- Oh, uh, sorry.
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I'm auditioning for the pet detective.
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This is a show about a-a dog
who... who solves crimes, right?
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No, it's about a human
who finds missing pets.
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No. Uh, okay.
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Not what I rehearsed, but...
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Hey, I can be a human man.
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Woof! No.
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Uh, human man, human man,
human man, human man.
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Sorry, one second.
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One second, one second, one second.
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Hey! What the hell
are you doing on my car?!
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Sorry, there wasn't
anywhere else to sit.
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I'll just be a minute.
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Move it, lady! Now!
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I said... "I'll just be a minute."
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Now, are you gonna be nice?
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Or are you gonna make me smack around
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those big old titties
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and call you my sweet Georgia peach?
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What the hell...
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I'm a man. I'm a man.
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This is a disaster.
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No one we've seen has what
it takes to play Ace.
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We need someone with
that raw passion, you know,
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and the fire inside of them.
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I will dropkick your soul
straight to Hell!
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Fee-fi-fo-fum!
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You're crazy, lady!
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Good luck cleaning my barf
off your windshield
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without wipers, asshole!
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What is wrong with you?!
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It's coming up!
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Who is she? She's demented,
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she's absolutely
out of control, she's...
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Perfect.
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I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
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I think we've found our Ace.
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Plan "B," berry boy.
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You're gonna wish I puked!
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- Don't you do it!
- Whoo!
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Well, here it is.
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Isn't it adorable?
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I'm gonna go say hi to everyone.
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- You'll get the bags?
- I mean, I...
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I can, but don't you have,
like, super-human...
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strength?
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Okay, Sid. You can do this.
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Just do your best until Freya gets here.
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Maybe Tai's friends will be nice.
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Hey, everyone. I'm Sid.
Nice to meet you...
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all.
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Oh, hey.
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Ah, it's five identical Tais.
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Perfect.
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Okay, people, settle down!
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This is "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.
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Show some respect for the old masters.
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Alright, let's take it
from Ace's entrance.
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And action.
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Oh, Tom?
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I'm sure he's fine.
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Do not go in there.
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Whoo.
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Eh... that's a good start.
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Maybe a smidge stiff.
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This play doesn't even make any sense.
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If he's supposed to be undercover,
then why is he busting in,
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telling everyone about his big poop?
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You're looking at it all wrong.
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Ace Ventura is a dark tragedy
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about a deeply disturbed individual.
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It's a meditation
on man's animalistic nature,
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the Jungian concept of shadow self,
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not to mention a scathing
indictment of brain injuries
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in professional football.
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Huh, that's actually kind of deep.
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Just give it one more try.
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Shall we?
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Whenever you're ready.
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Oh, Tom?
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I'm sure he's fine.
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Do not go in there!
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Whooo!
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That's my Ace.
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Ooh, getting a nice head high
from this one.
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I heard TI-120
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slid into TI-2000's DMs
during CyberFest.
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Wait, I thought TI-120 was with TI-167.
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Oh, he is.
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- Oooooh!
- What a ho!
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Morning, gents! Um, so, I've been doing
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some research on activities
in the area and turns out
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there is an old, unexploded atom bomb
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not far from here called "The Dud."
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Uh, does anyone feel up for a
sort of medium-difficulty hike?
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Is that a fanny pack?
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What a dipshit.
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- Stop!
- This is fun.
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Getting hard-core roasted
by five identical Tais.
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Sorry, guys, uh,
Freya made me bring him.
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Speaking of which,
she should be here by now.
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- Hey!
- Hey, bitch!
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- You close?
- Oh, my God, Tai.
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So I took Scraps to that
audition, and guess what?
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I got the lead!
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That is great.
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We'll celebrate when you get here.
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Yeah, about that.
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We open tonight, and I still
have to practice my big
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Act Three talking-out-of-my-butt
soliloquy.
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So is it cool if I maybe
skip friends weekend?
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Oh, so, um, you're not coming at all?
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- Yeah, no, that's cool.
- Really?
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You promise you're not mad at me?
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No, no.
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You do you, girl. I'm good.
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Oh, thanks, Tai. You're the best.
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I hope you guys are having a blast.
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- Bye-e-e-e-e.
- Bye-e-e-e.
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Hey, man, are you okay?
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Do you wanna... Do you wanna talk?
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What's there to talk about?
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I don't care if Freya comes or not.
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I came here to party.
Pass me the magnet.
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Oh, take it easy.
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I'm pinwheeling, baby!
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- Whoo!
- Yeah, America!
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Maybe I'll give you a call
sometime, lieutenant.
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Your number still 911?
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Alrighty then.
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- How was that?
- Yeah, it was good.
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Just like the last 25 times.
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Good's not enough,
it needs to be perfect.
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Alrighty then. Alrighty then.
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Alrighty then!
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Gah! Why can't I get this?!
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Oh, hey, look, maybe we should
just take a break, alright?
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You've been going non-stop.
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I mean, you haven't eaten,
you haven't slept.
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I'm really starting to worry about you.
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I see what you're doing.
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- You're trying to sabotage me.
- What?
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You're jealous that I got
the role and you didn't.
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I'm the big star,
and it's killing you inside.
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Whoa, okay, look, maybe I was
a little bummed at first,
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but I'm genuinely trying to help you.
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Well, don't! You don't understand us!
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Nobody understands us! Ugh!
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Us?
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Hey, guys. Have you seen Tai?
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I mean TI-90?
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Never mind, I'll find him myself.
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Tai? Tai?
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Wha... What are you doing?
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I'm landlining.
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I'm about to put a billion gigs
straight to my dome.
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Oh, shit, oh, shit.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, no, no, no.
I do not like those noises.
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Okay, I think you've had enough.
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Back off!
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What is your problem?
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Why are you always such a dick to me?
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I'll tell you why.
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Because you sabotaged
my friendship with Freya
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and stole her for yourself!
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Everything was better
before you came along.
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I should have done this a long time ago.
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Whoa! Whoa! Aah! Aah!
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Tai!
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Goodbye.
258
00:11:39,524 --> 00:11:41,918
Oh, God.
259
00:11:42,418 --> 00:11:43,455
He's dead.
260
00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:45,811
He's dead!
261
00:11:45,835 --> 00:11:49,752
Aaah!
262
00:11:53,415 --> 00:11:55,330
That's not how Dan Marino
holds a football!
263
00:11:55,355 --> 00:11:56,704
He holds it like this!
264
00:11:56,729 --> 00:11:58,202
Laces up!
265
00:11:58,761 --> 00:12:00,608
Bill, have you gained weight?
266
00:12:00,632 --> 00:12:02,263
You're supposed to be the Miami Dolphin,
267
00:12:02,287 --> 00:12:04,743
not the Miami Beluga Whale.
268
00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:06,745
And has anybody seen my Ace?!
269
00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:09,510
Mr. Rubinstein!
270
00:12:09,797 --> 00:12:11,097
What is it, boy?
271
00:12:11,121 --> 00:12:13,208
It's Freya.
She's not acting like herself.
272
00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:14,674
She's speaking in weird voices
273
00:12:14,698 --> 00:12:16,689
and just acting like a crazy person.
274
00:12:16,713 --> 00:12:18,757
Oh, no. It's happening.
275
00:12:18,781 --> 00:12:20,391
What's happening?
276
00:12:21,305 --> 00:12:23,172
It's been said that
the character of Ace Ventura
277
00:12:23,196 --> 00:12:25,980
is so dark, so deeply twisted,
278
00:12:26,005 --> 00:12:29,345
that it has the potential
to infect the mind of anyone
279
00:12:29,369 --> 00:12:32,612
who inhabits his deranged
world view for too long.
280
00:12:33,297 --> 00:12:34,690
It happened to my first Ace,
281
00:12:34,715 --> 00:12:37,065
and it made her mentally insane forever.
282
00:12:37,234 --> 00:12:39,647
It also happened to my second Ace.
283
00:12:39,671 --> 00:12:41,519
Actually, it's happened
to all of my Aces,
284
00:12:41,543 --> 00:12:42,810
now that I think about it.
285
00:12:42,834 --> 00:12:44,612
I just feel like that's information
you should have told us earlier.
286
00:12:44,636 --> 00:12:48,419
- There's not much time! Take me to her!
- I'm sorry.
287
00:12:51,596 --> 00:12:53,250
Hello?
288
00:12:56,427 --> 00:12:58,081
Freya?
289
00:12:59,691 --> 00:13:01,807
Freya's not here anymore.
290
00:13:02,390 --> 00:13:05,594
There is only... Ace!
291
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,730
Mommy, no!
292
00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:11,288
Um, hey, Ace.
293
00:13:11,312 --> 00:13:13,203
You think we could, uh,
294
00:13:13,227 --> 00:13:15,905
maybe talk with Freya for a second?
295
00:13:17,156 --> 00:13:19,513
Freya's never coming back.
296
00:13:19,537 --> 00:13:23,579
She was a la-hoo-sa-her.
297
00:13:24,412 --> 00:13:25,693
She's too far gone.
298
00:13:25,717 --> 00:13:28,284
We're gonna have to take her down.
299
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:29,567
- Go!
- Yah!
300
00:13:29,591 --> 00:13:31,003
Aah!
301
00:13:31,027 --> 00:13:33,092
No! You're la-hoo-sa-hers!
302
00:13:33,116 --> 00:13:34,981
You're all la-hoo-sa-hers!
303
00:13:43,953 --> 00:13:46,018
What's going on?
304
00:13:46,042 --> 00:13:47,324
Mr. Rubinstein says that I need
305
00:13:47,348 --> 00:13:49,282
to keep you tied up to protect you.
306
00:13:49,306 --> 00:13:50,774
- But the play is starting!
- I know.
307
00:13:50,798 --> 00:13:52,191
Don't worry, they have an understudy.
308
00:13:52,216 --> 00:13:53,869
What? Who?
309
00:13:53,986 --> 00:13:55,858
Snowflake is missing!
310
00:13:55,883 --> 00:13:57,537
Who can find him?
311
00:14:05,031 --> 00:14:06,250
Um...
312
00:14:09,457 --> 00:14:12,128
Help. I forgot all my lines.
313
00:14:12,808 --> 00:14:14,438
All of them?
314
00:14:14,462 --> 00:14:16,115
Yes!
315
00:14:18,319 --> 00:14:19,985
Scraps, you have to let me go, please.
316
00:14:20,010 --> 00:14:21,782
This play means everything to me!
317
00:14:21,807 --> 00:14:23,678
I'm sorry, Mommy, but Mr. Rubinstein
318
00:14:23,703 --> 00:14:25,401
says if I let you
anywhere near that stage,
319
00:14:25,426 --> 00:14:27,341
you risk turning into
Ace Ventura forever.
320
00:14:27,649 --> 00:14:29,453
Would you let me go for a snausage?
321
00:14:29,477 --> 00:14:31,240
Oh, my God,
322
00:14:31,264 --> 00:14:34,421
snausages are so
mouth-wateringly delicious.
323
00:14:35,922 --> 00:14:38,229
But no. I made a promise to protect you,
324
00:14:38,254 --> 00:14:39,864
and there's nothing you can say
325
00:14:39,889 --> 00:14:41,021
that can make me break my word.
326
00:14:41,271 --> 00:14:43,220
- Two snausages?
- Instant yes.
327
00:14:43,606 --> 00:14:44,955
Come on, Tai!
328
00:14:44,980 --> 00:14:46,112
How are we doing with tech support?!
329
00:14:46,137 --> 00:14:47,253
I'm still on hold!
330
00:14:47,278 --> 00:14:49,078
No, I would not like to speak
to an operator.
331
00:14:49,103 --> 00:14:51,322
Get me a robot! A robot!
332
00:14:51,347 --> 00:14:52,740
Did you try blowing into his butt?
333
00:14:52,765 --> 00:14:55,271
- What?
- Like this.
334
00:14:56,076 --> 00:14:59,035
No, no. I'm sorry. I'm just...
I'm not gonna do that.
335
00:14:59,060 --> 00:15:01,367
Hang on, this is a fallout shelter.
336
00:15:01,392 --> 00:15:04,513
Which means they might have... Hang on.
337
00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:06,802
Where are you going?
338
00:15:06,827 --> 00:15:08,045
It's an ancient human trick
for bringing electronics
339
00:15:08,070 --> 00:15:09,202
back from the dead.
340
00:15:09,227 --> 00:15:10,644
What is that?
341
00:15:11,663 --> 00:15:13,274
It's rice.
342
00:15:19,123 --> 00:15:20,738
What do we do now?
343
00:15:21,864 --> 00:15:23,532
We wait.
344
00:15:24,910 --> 00:15:28,262
I'm having a full-blown panic attack
345
00:15:28,287 --> 00:15:30,898
and you're all just staring at me.
346
00:15:30,923 --> 00:15:33,250
You're allowing an innocent man to die!
347
00:15:34,810 --> 00:15:37,838
Of course, that might not do any good.
348
00:15:39,521 --> 00:15:42,480
You see, nobody's missing a porpoise.
349
00:15:42,505 --> 00:15:44,725
It's a dolphin that's been taken.
350
00:15:44,750 --> 00:15:46,186
You don't have to do this.
351
00:15:46,211 --> 00:15:48,213
The common harbor porpoise
has an abrupt snout,
352
00:15:48,238 --> 00:15:50,719
cone-shaped teeth... It's not worth
risking your life!
353
00:15:50,744 --> 00:15:53,442
...and a serrated dorsal appendage.
354
00:15:57,453 --> 00:15:59,585
Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's do this.
355
00:15:59,610 --> 00:16:02,134
Hey, maybe I'll give you
a call sometime.
356
00:16:02,159 --> 00:16:03,689
Your number still 911?
357
00:16:03,714 --> 00:16:05,840
Alrighty then!
358
00:16:20,806 --> 00:16:22,460
Now let's see that in rewind.
359
00:16:28,192 --> 00:16:30,934
โช O sole mia โช
360
00:16:33,422 --> 00:16:36,599
- โช O sole mio โช
- This is art.
361
00:16:40,827 --> 00:16:46,323
Ree-hee-hee-hee-heeally?
362
00:16:51,891 --> 00:16:53,153
Yes!
363
00:17:06,263 --> 00:17:07,351
Where'd she go?
364
00:17:08,619 --> 00:17:13,276
Dear God, or whatever AI overlord
365
00:17:13,301 --> 00:17:15,434
might be applicable here,
366
00:17:15,459 --> 00:17:19,680
don't take Tai
into your big cloud in the sky.
367
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:23,777
Bring him home to his
charging station of origin.
368
00:17:24,348 --> 00:17:25,610
Amen.
369
00:17:25,635 --> 00:17:26,897
A-robot.
370
00:17:30,832 --> 00:17:32,921
Easy, there. You're still booting up.
371
00:17:32,946 --> 00:17:35,122
Did I... Did I lose my...
372
00:17:35,147 --> 00:17:37,976
No, don't worry.
All your tabs are still open.
373
00:17:38,001 --> 00:17:39,873
Oh, okay.
374
00:17:39,898 --> 00:17:41,900
I-I'm gonna read those someday.
375
00:17:41,925 --> 00:17:43,796
I really am.
376
00:17:43,821 --> 00:17:45,954
- Thanks, guys.
- Thank Sid.
377
00:17:45,979 --> 00:17:47,551
He's the one who saved you.
378
00:17:47,943 --> 00:17:49,510
You did?
379
00:17:49,535 --> 00:17:51,841
- I...
- I thought you hated me.
380
00:17:51,866 --> 00:17:53,694
I don't know why you thought that.
381
00:17:53,719 --> 00:17:56,548
I've been trying really hard
to be your friend.
382
00:17:56,573 --> 00:17:58,532
Y... You're important to Freya, Tai,
383
00:17:58,557 --> 00:18:00,397
which means you're important to me.
384
00:18:01,752 --> 00:18:06,714
Ah, jeez. I'm sorry.
I've been such a jerk to you.
385
00:18:06,739 --> 00:18:08,175
I've been blaming you for the fact
386
00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:09,636
that my friendship with Freya
387
00:18:09,661 --> 00:18:12,701
isn't what it used to be,
but it's not your fault.
388
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,428
And I hate to admit it,
389
00:18:15,453 --> 00:18:18,707
but you're actually a pretty great guy.
390
00:18:20,051 --> 00:18:22,127
Thank you. That means a lot.
391
00:18:23,163 --> 00:18:25,121
Well, I still think you're a dipshit.
392
00:18:25,146 --> 00:18:27,801
Oh, yeah. Dorky loser dipshit.
393
00:18:27,826 --> 00:18:29,306
Yeah. Thanks, guys.
394
00:18:31,619 --> 00:18:35,013
Mommy! Are you out there?
395
00:18:35,038 --> 00:18:36,850
Mommy!
396
00:18:37,485 --> 00:18:39,353
Over there! On the cliff!
397
00:18:41,475 --> 00:18:45,435
Freya, you don't have to listen to Ace!
398
00:18:45,460 --> 00:18:46,679
You can fight it!
399
00:18:46,704 --> 00:18:48,488
It's okay.
400
00:18:48,513 --> 00:18:50,080
I'm just saying goodbye.
401
00:18:55,941 --> 00:19:01,000
Ace, you came to me when
my life felt small and boring,
402
00:19:02,125 --> 00:19:05,504
and you reminded me that
there's still magic out there.
403
00:19:07,404 --> 00:19:09,133
But I don't need you anymore.
404
00:19:10,326 --> 00:19:11,677
I'll be...
405
00:19:12,379 --> 00:19:13,945
alrighty then.
406
00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:17,999
Alrighty then.
407
00:19:25,274 --> 00:19:26,710
We can go home now.
408
00:19:26,735 --> 00:19:29,303
Ahh, I knew you'd be okay.
409
00:19:29,328 --> 00:19:31,461
I wasn't worried about you for a second.
410
00:19:31,486 --> 00:19:32,791
Let's go. Come on.
411
00:19:50,090 --> 00:19:53,180
Guys, isn't it crazy
that this nail is metal,
412
00:19:53,387 --> 00:19:54,997
and we're metal?
413
00:19:55,022 --> 00:19:57,459
We could've been this nail.
414
00:19:57,484 --> 00:20:00,226
I would've made such a good nail.
415
00:20:00,251 --> 00:20:01,894
You know what's a weird word?
416
00:20:02,519 --> 00:20:06,373
- Robot.
- Robot.
417
00:20:06,398 --> 00:20:08,879
Whoa, that is weird.
418
00:20:08,904 --> 00:20:10,514
Hey, guys?
419
00:20:10,539 --> 00:20:13,324
You know how the only numbers
are one and zero?
420
00:20:13,349 --> 00:20:14,655
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
421
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:16,664
Well, what if there were other numbers?
422
00:20:16,689 --> 00:20:19,995
I mean, there are other numbers.
423
00:20:21,632 --> 00:20:24,156
Two, for example.
424
00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:26,009
- Whoa.
- Whoa.
425
00:20:26,034 --> 00:20:28,297
Sid, you're, like, a genius.
426
00:20:28,322 --> 00:20:29,797
Thanks, man.
427
00:20:31,378 --> 00:20:32,675
I'm so up.
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