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[Upbeat music]

Iain: Previously on Love Island USA.

A challenge...

- The person I'm snaking is Hannah.

* Oh, the misery *

Iain: ...turned the villa...

- Which boy needs rescuing from their relationship?

Iain: ...upside down.

- Keenan.

* Everybody wants to be my enemy *

- Can you keep giving me the googly eyes and stuff?

- It's annoying as fuck.

* My enemy *

Carmen: I think this girl is the snakiest.

* Look out for yourself *

- Yeah, I didn't expect it.

- Which boy's future lies with someone else?

We'll switch things up.

Everyone: Woo!

- Victor's not even looking.

* Everybody wants to be my enemy *

Bergie: Welcome to Love Island.

- I ain't gonna keep getting embarrassed, man.

- It is what it is.

- How do you think I would feel?

- It's not for you to tell me what I should have done.

- I don't give a fuck.

* But I'm ready *

[Tense music]

Iain: Tonight...

- I feel like we're running the same race at the same pace.

Iain: ...a declaration is made...

- I can't wait to build a relationship like a LEGO set.

One brick at a time.

- I love that.

Iain: ...and a VIP guest...

- Oh, my God! Ariana!

Iain: ...puts the couples to the test.

- Tonight's winning couple will win a prize

that's never been given out on Love Island history.

[Upbeat music]

* I don't need to tell you twice *

* All the ways he can suffice *

Iain: Welcome to Love Island USA.

Right now, Carmen faces a choice

between wrestler Victor, who can flip a grown man over

with his bare hands, or Dairy Queen manager Bergie,

who can flip a burger over with a little spatula.

* The things he never did *

* Up all night *

Carmen: Hi, Bergster.

Bergie: Hi. You wanna go for a chat?

Carmen: Yeah, let's go. Bergie: Okay.

Carmen: Are you having a good night?

Bergie: I had a great fucking day today.

Carmen: Yay! Okay, good.

Bergie: I mean, you threw yourself

fricking out there today.

Victor: She just gave me all the bullshit of the world.

Leonardo: Come with me, come with me.

- I'll be honest. - Yeah.

- I thought you were gonna bring me coffee today.

- And like that, the whole Victor thing

was still throwing me. Like, I was worried about that.

You're getting coffee tomorrow. I'm letting you know right now.

I'm getting out of bed...

- Like, "Don't you worry." - Don't you worry.

- "Tomorrow there will be coffee."

Marco: So, tell me. - She just chose Bergie.

- Why?

She told me that she had interest

in getting to know Bergie.

Cool. Yeah.

I don't, I don't give a fuck about Bergie.

He's not a competition.

See, like... see, like now, now again, she's with Bergie.

I recoupled to spend more time with you for us

to be able to grow together. Keenan: Yeah.

- And the first thing that you do...

Keenan: First day.

- ...is make, make comfortable, make,

make comfortable another guy to grow with him.

- There's something wrong with it.

- During the challenge, I was like, "Of my connections,

I'm most comfortable with Bergie." So I was like,

"If I have to pick someone, I wanna pick Bergie."

And also I thought like, maybe it might give you

a little like reassurance, you know?

- 100%, and it did. - Did it?

- And like, you got the rope off,

I was like, "Holy shit." But like,

when we crossed it and I looked at you smiling at me,

I was like, I felt, on top of it - You know?

When I was standing there, I was...

I smiled at you, too.

And I was like, "I made the right choice."

Like, this is who I want to, like, be up here with.

Bergie: What did you think of our kiss?

- Good. - Your outfit was gorgeous.

You had your hair in the sunglasses.

Like, just don't look at her. - Thanks.

- So I just wanted to let you know, like,

I am taking this connection seriously.

I love that we were like, are moving at the same pace.

- I really want to pursue it.

- Well, that's really sweet.

And I will admit, like,

one of my biggest reservations

when we first met is I was like, "Oh, does he really like me

or does he like me because I'm blond and like,

because I'm pretty?" You know what I mean?

- Because you literally made my heart drop.

The first time I saw you, I was like, "Holy shit,

there's no way I'm getting in a hot tub

with this girl right now."

I just wish we could share the same bed together.

Carmen: I know.

Maybe someday we can share a bed.

And like, I also feel like... I was saying, like,

"Maybe it would have been nice if Bergie picked me,

'cause then we can test, like, the romantic part."

You know? I feel like we just get each other.

- This is probably my favorite place, cheers.

- Should we do a cheers? I'll do the cheers, okay?

I am so excited and growing our connection.

I'm glad I could give you a little, um...

reassurance today,

and kind of also get that clarity I needed.

- Can I say what I would have said last night?

In the recoupling.

- Yes. - Okay.

"I would like to couple up with this girl because..."

[Mellow music]

"From our first conversation, she opened up way more

than I thought any girl could ever would.

She showed me her nerdy side, and I really dig it

because I can relate to it in so many ways."

* I just wanna look into your eyes *

I feel like we're running the same race at the same pace.

I can't wait to build our relationship

like a LEGO set.

One brick at a time.

- Bergie, why?

* So for better *

* I wanna be with you for the rest of my days *

I love that.

- I didn't get to say it last night, so I get to say it now.

- I will never doubt that our connection is genuine

ever again, 'cause that speech just proved it to me.

Like he gets me.

Anyone that knows me knows I love a LEGO set.

We're moving at the same comfortable pace together.

I'm a slow mover and he's a slow mover.

So him going out of his way to verbalize that,

just like reaffirmed, like he gets me,

like, that was my most important value.

* Hold me close *

Can I give you a hug? - Yeah, 100%.

I really like this top too.

- Thank you. Oh, my God.

Wait, Bergie, I loved that speech.

- Like, I feel like I just met you,

but at the same time... - I have known you forever.

- Yeah. - I know, it's... it's crazy.

* Just one look into your eyes *

* And I knew *

* I was gonna swing my life *

Iain: Victor says when it comes to him and Bergie,

there's no competition.

You're right, Victor. It's not even close.

Bergie is wiping the floor with you.

Ding, ding!

Round one to the "Bergmeister."

- She has, like, a whole different movie in her head.

- She knows that Bergie is all about her,

and I know that she loves that.

Does she listen to you at least?

Was she like, "I understand where you're coming from?"

- She doesn't, she doesn't even,

she doesn't even have to say, like...

"I'm sorry about how you feel,

and I understand why you feel like that."

She was like, "No, you told me that you were...

you were cool with me getting to know Bergie,

and this is me getting to know Bergie."

- Why is it right after recoupling

she's picking all these things?

It's hard for me because, you know,

I love Carmen, she's my friend.

But at the same time, like, I have a soft spot

for Victor only because I know how much he likes her.

So, it's like it's okay for him to have these feelings.

I was even shocked that Carmen is more into Bergie.

I hope she didn't just kiss Bergie to piss you off.

I hope she actually did it because she wanted

to see what could happen with Bergie, you know?

- Hopefully things are gonna change fast.

Everyone is gonna see...

everybody's gonna see who she is.

- At least you try, you know? - No, no.

Everybody's gonna see who she is.

If I have a spark, like I want to explore

something with someone, like, my efforts

and my mind is gonna be with that person.

This is not like going to the supermarket,

and going and...

buying half a pound of meat

and half a pound of fish, you know?

I've been played very good.

- I don't know.

I just know I'm here to listen to you.

I'm... I hope... I'm glad that you're comfortable

to talk to me.

I'm here for you.

- Same, I'm here for you as well.

- I feel like we're really close, Victor.

[Laughter] Kassy: Love ya.

And I hope you guys can talk it out. Everything.

* I hate to sleep with one eye open *

Iain: What a night it's been.

After nearly being kicked out on day one, Bergie's back.

And Carmen's back... is what Victor is going

to be staring at all night long.

- I say something and it goes in one ear and out the other,

and he's like, "This is how it is."

We're lacking communication, and that's showing.

Going to bed.

* Let it burn off *

- Pillow fight! Keenan: Oh, my God.

Hannah: So I'm gonna get coffee in the morning?

- I'll make you some coffee.

- Oh, my goodness. Thank you so much.

* Don't hang around *

* Don't take your time *

* Don't twist the knife *

* Don't let me see *

* Just let me drink *

- oh, shit. - Love ya.

- I love you more. - Thank you, Kay.

Kay Kay: Good night, Hannah.

* Set the bed on fire *

* Set the bed on fire *

* If you gonna leave me *

* Don't say goodbye *

* Don't say goodbye *

* Set the bed on fire *

* Set the bed on fire *

* Let it burn *

* Let it burn *

* Let it burn *

* All the way to the ground *

* Just let it burn *

* Let it burn *

* Let it burn *

* Let it burn all night *

[Upbeat music]

Iain: Welcome back to Love Island USA.

The sun's up, and it's time for these

guys to wake up and smell the coffee.

It's probably mine.

I'm just back from Starbucks with a grande triple-shot,

salted caramel oat milk latte.

Decaf, obvs.

Kay Kay: Good morning!

Anna: Morning!

Good morning! I love you.

- Did you guys talk?

[Sigh]

* Gonna wake up *

* Just cause you've always thought something *

- Bergie. - Anna.

Making coffee.

Anna: For Carmen? Fucking A.

- Also, also for Kassy too.

Anna: Good idea.

Carmen: You know?

I feel that it's like Victor's fault.

- I just wanna keep being positive. But you know what?

It's hard because it's like you think you're over something,

and it's like...

the person's not over it, and it's like, fuck.

It's like I'm in limbo.

- Is this mine?

- Yeah, of course it's not mine.

- It's not mine. It's someone else's.

- Exactly, Bergie's. [Laughter]

Kassy: Good morning. - Bergie!

- Coffee for you. - Thank you.

- What a gem.

- Here is to... - Thanks Bergie.

Kassy: You figured out the machine, Bergie?

- I hope so. If that coffee tastes terrible.

I'm so sorry. - It's the thought that counts.

- I'm so happy now. I got my coffee.

- Nothing can go wrong today now.

- That looks like shit, doesn't it?

Can you help us? - I don't know how to.

- Bro. - Come on. Be nice.

Marco: That tastes terrible, dude. I'm not doing it right.

Harrison: I give up. I don't know.

Just gonna say I tried my best.

Marco: It's terrible.

Harrison: You know what, Marco?

In life, that's all you can do, man.

Kay Kay: What made you so attracted to Harrison?

I gotta know.

- Honestly... - Look at him.

- I mean, dang. I mean, he's delectable.

- That was some cute stuff, you know?

Harrison: Knock-knock, cute stuff.

Kay Kay: Speaking of the devil.

- I can't even... Hey, where's mine, baby K?

Harrison: Speaking... speaking. I'll start cooking breakfast.

I'll start, I'll start cooking breakfast for all of you.

- Shit, Harrison.

I thought we had a deep emotional connection last night.

[Laughter] Harrison: It's okay.

It's okay. Destiny: Okay.

- Yeah. Go get my breakfast, hoe.

- I'll be back.

- Did you hear that?

Iain: Bergie's lovely, kind, generous and sweet.

Normally on this show, that's female Kryptonite.

What on Earth's happening?

Bergie's broken the Love Island matrix.

Anna: Bergie's so cute.

- He is literally as pure as it can get.

- I know.

- In the real world,

like I, I just ate assholes

that love bomb me.

You know? Day one,

they never actually get to know my personality.

They just think I'm like, a pretty blond.

They never actually get to talk to me.

My friends are probably like: "Carmen has never talked

to a guy like Bergie before in her life."

But also, you know what?

I think everyone deserves a guy like Bergie.

So that's why I'm trying to give it a chance, too,

because I like everything about him, I've seen so far.

So, why am I going to knock that right away?

He's so understanding of, like, the pace I'm comfortable at.

While, like, Victor almost makes me feel bad for it.

Here's the thing.

I just feel like when I said I was,

I feel Keenan actually consider Bergie as viable competition.

- He was like, he was like, he was like:

"I'd be happy if she went with Bergie.

That's no competition."

I told him, like: "You're not,

you're not going to belittle, bro."

- That's why it fucking hurt his fucking ego.

That he thought he was so much fucking better.

- Yeah. - But Bergie listens.

- Yeah, and that's what matters.

- Victor verbalized that he understood,

but his actions did not match that.

That's what put him in the doghouse

in the first place.

That's what gave Bergie the opportunity

to be like: "See you."

You know what I'm saying?

[Upbeat music]

- I put my wedges on because I was like:

"I want to be tall as Destiny and Carmen and Hannah."

I want to be y'all's height right now.

Kassy: I knew it.

Bergie: Can I play for chat?

- Yeah. Yeah.

- Are we going to go

to the orange couch?

- Yeah. - Okay.

- Right next door.

- Right next door.

- I was waiting for you to get done with Destiny

before I came over.

- Yeah, I love that.

- Because, like, I wanted to talk to you

last night, and I fell asleep just like that.

And I was like: "Shoot."

Because I wanted to have

this conversation kind of last night.

I don't want to lead you on or lead Carmen on.

I still want us to keep trying

to hit the rocks together, you know?

Keep having good conversations. - Yeah.

- Because I feel like there could be something there.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- You know?

I just haven't felt it yet.

- I honestly was shocked

that you made me coffee because,

like, after yesterday,

I thought it would just be,

you know, you trying to pursue

with Carmen right away.

Even you doing that just... It shows respect.

And it's already better

than the last relationship I was in.

Because at least you are still...

- Open? - ...showing.

And you're still showing like:

"Hey, we're in a couple."

- Yeah.

- "I'm still here."

And I love that.

- I want to make sure that I'm being completely honest

because like, Carmen and Kassy are best friends

in the villa right now.

And I don't want to be, like saying one thing to Kassy

and then saying a completely different thing to Carmen.

I just don't want any confusion.

- I'm happy that you expressed it to me.

- Yeah. - I'm happy that...

Because I know and you know,

we're both open.

You know? - Yeah.

- I'm happy that you,

you like kind of got

how I was feeling yesterday.

- Yeah.

- Only because, like,

I wanted us to talk about us.

Not-- - Not Carmen

or anything like that.

- Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, I understand.

- Push my chair in.

Iain: Marco wants to go

on a date with Hannah,

but instead, they're going to sit

around that crappy table drinking tepid water.

To be fair, that's way better than most Love island dates.

Hannah: Wait. How are you feeling?

You seem a little off.

Marco: I'm feeling great.

I mean, my stomach's killing me,

but I just released it a little bit.

[Laughter]

- I love that you update me.

- You asked.

- I did ask how you were feeling.

- Very good. What about you?

- Yeah. No, I feel good about things.

- Me too. I feel like riding a bike.

- Yeah, but, you know, riding a bike

could be comfortable.

- You can fall riding a bike.

- You could...

could-- - And break your fucking wrist.

Trust me. I know.

- So, I feel like you might be

falling off the bike a little.

- You think so?

Really?

- The coffee thing.

- What?

- I don't know why you couldn't

just bring it to me.

- Oh, it was ass.

- Oh, hey. Well, you should have just brought it.

You know, I wouldn't give a fuck.

- It was terrible.

- You could have just brought it.

- You would have laughed at me.

- No, I wouldn't have laughed.

- Like, it didn't look like that.

- Okay, that's okay, though.

- Your's looks great.

- But do you get what I'm saying?

Instead of saying you're going to bring me one,

you could try.

It's about the effort.

I love coffee,

so don't promise me a coffee and then not do it.

I wouldn't care how the coffee frickin tasted.

It's just the principle of it.

Like, I just need, like, little gestures to show that,

like, he cares.

And he's not just comfortable chilling.

So, you understand me?

- I got you. And I'm going to bring you some coffee.

And I hope it doesn't suck.

- I thought you were just being lazy.

- No, I'm not lazy. Have you not figured that out?

- I think you're lazy, but like I said,

you get comfortable and that's not attractive.

- I should have just left it there.

It looked like water and milk mixed

and it was cold.

[Laughter]

I would never do that to you.

Iain: In the gym.

Victor's been doing

some serious weights.

He's been waiting three bloody hours

for Bergie to stop talking to Carmen.

- And one of the things that I have noticed is like,

since everything happened, like, Bergie has separated

himself a lot from the group of guys.

Harrison: Yeah, I know.

But, I mean, to be honest,

that's probably natural,

but that's all right.

Victor: Yeah, is like,

I think everything that we have taught him.

He's doing everything that we are not doing.

Like, he's going talking with all the other girls.

- Well, I mean, there's only one person that can change that.

You. Go, go start talking to him.

You know? Same thing.

Same with Leo if you want to.

- What?

- He said: "Bergie's

probably the only one

that's going out there

and talking to all the girls."

Leonardo: Yeah.

- Maybe like,

Keenan is working...

Is more of like,

a friendship sort of situation.

Victor: No, yeah, yeah.

- And I said, well,

I mean, like, I feel like

I'm getting out there enough.

- Yeah. - Oh, yeah.

- Change it. - Yeah.

- Oh, yeah.

- Go out. Go out there.

Go out there and talk.

- A fucking mirror.

A fucking mirror.

[Laughing]

- Just trying to make sure the effort

and the intensity is there.

- Carmen, do you wanna go for a chat?

Carmen: Yeah.

Yeah.

Bergie: Let's do it.

- I love you, Carmen.

- I love you more. - Impossible.

Bergie: Can we get...?

- What's up?

- You know, I just wanted

to talk to you and get to know you more.

Like, you know,

like I know you have a younger brother

who's 19.

But, like, what does he do again?

- Well, he's just in school.

Yeah, he's good. I love him.

I'm very much like that typical, like a...

- Older sister supporting?

- ...older sister like, very overprotective.

And I do definitely worry. And, like...

- That's like my sister.

- What do you think she thinks of, like, me?

- I think, I think she'd be telling me to go to you.

- Yeah? - Which is kind of like my...

Like that's why, like-- - That's another, like...

- Big thing.

- ...special connection with you.

- Yeah, because I've been thinking,

like: "Where would my family want me to?

Who would they want me to be with the most?"

Because I think we share a lot of the same personal values.

Is what, like pushing towards you.

Which sounds, you know,

it sounds weird because it's like we just met.

You know what I mean? - Yeah.

- I feel like that's kind

of what pushes me towards you.

- You know? I haven't wanting

to check in with you, though.

Just, and just, like, see where your head's up,

because, like...

I know Victor's been kind of making,

like, smart ass comments just in general.

- Yeah.

- And I just want to make sure

they're not bothering you.

- No, like--

- That's things, like,

they don't bother me.

Like, if he's going to, like...

- The only thing that bothered me so far,

like, this is a couple of days ago, like he said,

like you only had like friendship vibes with me.

[Tense music]

- So, he came to you and said that I said it was friendship?

- You said it in the gym while we were on there.

- I never said that.

It almost seems like he was trying

to sabotage my other connection in here,

and it seems like he's kind of tried to ruin that.

[Soft music]

[Pop music]

Iain: Welcome back to Love Island USA.

Leonardo's making fun of Destiny's name.

It's such a cheap and lazy laugh making fun of people's names.

I was saying that only yesterday to my old pal Ivor Smallcock.

- Destiny's destiny is here. - Yeah, no.

- Destiny's child. You been doing good?

Destiny: Yeah, I'm doing good. - Yeah?

[Notification]

- I got a text!

[Shouts]

Man: Oh, shit.

Harrison: Text! Text!

[Applause]

Destiny: I got a text!

- Text girl, text girl.

- I got a text, ah!

[Laughter]

- Okay, okay.

"Islanders, it's time

to really get to know your other half.

Because tonight you will all compete

in a high stakes game

of Mr. and Mrs.

The game will be hosted by a VIP guest,

and the winning couple will receive

a very special prize."

[Applause] Hold on, wait.

"#LoveIsAGame. #IfYouKnowYouKnow."

Oh!

[Soft music]

- We got to get to know each other.

- What's my favorite position? - I don't know.

Iain: For the Mr. and Mrs. game, the Islanders need to listen

to their partners talk about themselves.

My wife said I never listen to her.

Well, at least I think that's what she said.

I was on the PlayStation at the time.

[Laugh]

- Wait, when's yours, when's your birthday?

- January 15th. - Are you serious?

- Don't tell me you're the same.

- I promise you, my birthday is you...

- [Laughing] Get the fuck out of here.

[Laugh] You see this?

What the hell is this?

[Laugh]

- What's your dad's name?

- Timothy. - Timothy?

- What's your mom's name?

- Georgina.

- What's your dad's name?

- Leonardo. - Wait, what?

- I'm Leonardo-- - Leonardo the second.

- Yeah, I am the second.

- God, I have the memory of a squirrel.

I don't know how Leo and I are going to do during this.

I obviously care about him, but my memory is in one ear

and out the other, so this should be pretty funny.

- Do you like scary movies?

- I love scary... - I love that shit.

- ...horror, horror, horror is my favorite genre.

- You definitely watched like, murder documentaries,

like with the biggest smile on your face.

- My dad's name is Ricky.

- Ricky? - Yes.

- Your sister's name is what?

- Maricela.

- Oh, Jesus, choking.

- Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

No, we'll give you, we'll give you...

- Craziest place You've had sex?

- Oh, fuck. There's a lot.

I did it in the beach. I did it in the water.

- What would you consider the craziest?

- I did it in the movie theaters.

And there were people around.

[Laughter]

I feel like everyone's

going to underestimate

me and Bergie.

But, mm-mm, we know more than you guys think.

Where was yours, though? Just bed?

- I've only had sex really in, in the bed.

- In the bed? Okay. - I've only had sex three times.

- Okay, okay.

- But kissing your neck

is your biggest turn on?

- Yes. Turn off is when you

yell annoying stuff during sex.

- Your favorite position is you like being on top, right?

Kay Kay: Mhm. - You remember mine?

- Side?

Me and Keenan have

the longest bond for sure.

So, we've had way more time to get to know each other.

Have you ever proposed to someone before?

- Hell, no. What the fuck?

- Okay. Favorite sex position.

- Missionary. - Missionary?

- Yeah. I like being able to, like, see, see the face.

- Okay. Okay. Easy.

- It's got to be personal.

- Love language.

- Love language. Yours.

Well, you know mine. Acts of service. Yes.

Yours is words of affirmation. - Words of affirmation.

- Fuck yes. - We're doing good.

- Lips and eyes.

Lips and eyes. So right here.

- That's my favorite compliment, yeah.

- Lips and eyes. What's mine?

- Cock and teeth.

Iain: Carmen. I just checked the Mr. and Mrs. questions.

And is Victor happy watching you explore other connections?

Isn't on the list.

Maybe try.

What's your dog's name?

- Last night, I think I felt like we both were uncomfortable,

but we were both, like, open to sleep over that.

And that's why I

have been thinking the whole day.

I wanted to apologize about that.

- Okay. Well, I appreciate that.

It's good. It's okay.

I do want us to get along in the villa and,

like, I feel like.

We have the potential to be really good friends

because we have so much in common.

But I did hear something today, though,

that I wanted to ask you about.

- Mhm.

- Apparently you told Bergie

that it was just friendship between me and him.

What the hell?

[Tense music]

You knew I was open to Bergie.

- That wasn't, that wasn't me like trying

to take competition away or anything like that.

Because, as I said,

I didn't see him as a competition.

- I've never said I haven't been open

to getting to know Bergie.

When did I say it was just friendship

between him and I?

I always told you he was like, in the race.

And I don't know why you're speaking

for my emotions when I've never expressed it that way to you.

I just don't like him stepping in and speculating

and affecting another one of my connections in here

when I've made it very clear that I'm open.

He's saying that wasn't the case,

but I just really don't believe him if I'm honest.

I've always said to you, I'm open,

I want to get to know everyone. I don't think it's fair to me

that you go to any guy in here and tell them

it's just friendship. I'll tell them what it is.

You don't think it's like a little rude

and uncomfortable for everyone? - It is. It is.

- Last night, I thought we could potentially

still be open. I was like I just need

to take a break from this. - I don't, like... That why...?

- And then you keep making these remarks.

- But I...

Carmen: I don't see it going romantic anymore.

I just plan on kind of like pursuing this

as more of a friendship.

Iain: Welcome back to Love Island USA.

Carmen: Oh, um... I did, like,

completely end things with Victor.

- You can't just drop that fucking bomb

on us right now.

Iain: Victor's not happy, and I'm not surprised.

He taught Bergie everything he knows.

It's like the Karate Kid

if Mr. Miyagi was a Spanish wrestler,

and Daniel LaRusso was the general manager

of a Dairy Queen.

- So, I wanted to say one thing

now that we are all the guys here.

Bergie, you know that we have had your back

every time and all that stuff, uh...

with everything you have with us.

We have teach you all the things that we know.

And I don't think that double faced us

with the girls is the correct way to pay that,

that trust that we have put in you.

Today I had a conversation with Carmen

when she mentioned that you told her

Carmen was interested in you only as friendship.

You forgot to tell Carmen how we all back up to you.

And why did we tell you that?

Because we wanted the best for you.

So, yeah. So you kinda used that in your advantage.

She has shown me that she's someone that you cannot trust

and you have shown me the same thing.

Bergie: But, like, she did tell you that, like,

it was only a friendship vibe at one point.

- Yes. Bergie: Okay, So...

- If not, I would not have told,

told you that. Bergie: Yeah.

- And that's him looking out when he didn't have to.

- Yeah. And I'm sorry, Victor, that it came off that way.

I'm like, I didn't mean to, like...

- We all feel, like, super comfortable with the bond

that we have, and we'll, like, will die for each other.

Keenan: Yeah. - And all that stuff.

And I think you are not one of those.

* Party until you laugh *

* Try to take a bite *

* It was worth the shot *

* It was worth the shot *

- Game night. Kay Kay: Where?

It's cute for sure. Go big or go home.

- Any thoughts on who the host is?

Leonardo: Got to be someone, like, some famous person.

- I'm thinking Margot Robbie.

- Can you do a red lip?

Victor: This one.

- Okay. [Laughing]

* Sold our inner soul, told you all I know *

* Winter came and left saw you once again *

* It was everything, everything we lived *

- Okay. I just want to say I feel so thankful

and so happy to just be here with you guys.

We're just going to get closer and closer every day

and I'm so excited to do it with you guys, so...

[Shouting] Cheers to that, okay?

[Shouting] [Chattering]

Iain: Villa Mr. and Mrs. is about to begin.

Tonight's contest will be played under the Vanderpump Rules.

So who better to host that than the one and only

Ariana Madix?

* I'm bad to the bone *

* Bad *

* I'm bad to the bone *

* And bad to the bone *

Ariana: Hey, islanders. [Shouting]

- Oh, my God. Ariana! Ariana: Are you guys exci...

Hannah: Wait. I'm going to throw up.

What the fuck? Ariana: Okay.

- Ariana!

Ariana: Hi. Hi. [Shouting]

- What the fuck? I'm literally watching her

on Vanderpump for years. Like, she's just the icon.

You look up bad bitch in the dictionary,

you're gonna see a picture of Ariana.

- My mom's at home crying right now.

I flew home to Wisconsin

to watch Vanderpump with my mom. We have been blessed.

I never would have guessed that I would ever be graced

with Ariana's presence. I don't think anyone else

could have been a better surprise for me.

- Oh my gosh. I am the biggest Love Island fan ever.

So, I am freaking out right now.

I've been watching you guys since you entered the villa.

Sorry, not Margot Robbie. I know there was...

Leonardo: Yeah, there was talking. Talking.

- I'm like the Margot Robbie of Wish.com, but here I am.

Leonardo: You're still ballin'. You're still ballin'.

Ariana: Everyone is literally so freaking stunning in person.

Like, I'm... I'm dying at how beautiful everyone is.

It's crazy. - You are!

[Laughing]

- How are you guys just not making out

with each other in every corner all of the time?

- Every chance we get.

- Literally, like, I mean, it's amazing.

- I can't wait to hear about the sandwich shop.

I haven't heard anything in weeks.

[Laughing]

Ariana: All right. Are you guys ready to play a game?

Hannah: Yes, let's do it, Ariana.

Leonardo: Let's do it. Ariana: All right. Let's go.

Iain: Ariana's met the misters and the misses

and right now she's the one holding all the cards,

which does make sense because they've got

the questions on them.

- Tonight we are going to play my favorite ever

Love Island game, Mr. and Mrs.

- Shit.

Ariana: I love this one.

I can't wait to see who's actually been taking

the time to get to know one another,

'cause take it from me,

it's important to know who you're dating

or sharing a bed with.

Hannah: Hm-hmm. Hm-hmm.

- And if they're not the one for you, trust me,

it's better to find out sooner rather than later.

All right, girls? - Yes.

- Yes, ma'am. [Clapping]

- Well said, Ariana.

- Okay. This is how it's going to work.

I'm going to ask you all a question,

and you're each going to write down your answer.

If your answer matches your partner's answer,

then you'll score a point for your couple.

The couple with the most points at the end of the game wins.

Simple, right?

But here's the thing.

Since I can be a little extra now and again,

so is this game.

[Tense music]

Because tonight's winning couple

will win a prize that's never, ever been given out

on Love Island history. - Fuck.

Ariana: And I should know,

I've literally seen every episode.

The winning couple get to avoid

the first public dumping.

- Shit.

Keenan: Wow.

- If you win this game you can't go home

in the next dumping.

Pretty good, right?

- It brought a fire in my stomach

because nobody knows where America stands.

Everybody's vulnerable. So, to be safe is huge.

* Yeah, I'm feeling dangerous *

* Look at you, look at you now *

* Look at you, look at you now *

Iain: Welcome back to Love Island USA.

It's time for Mr. and Mrs. presented

by the fantastic Ariana Madix.

The boys are separated from the girls

by a giant divider.

Apparently, Carmen wants to stick it

between her and Victor in bed tonight.

[Laughing] - Everyone ready to play?

Everyone: Yeah. [Clapping]

- Let's do it. - Let's do it.

- All right. Question one is for the boys.

[Sigh] - Fuck.

- What is your girl's biggest turn on?

Iain: First, the boys will answer

questions about the girls,

revealing their answers one by one.

- Don't be looking, homie.

- Leo, what did you put on your board?

Iain: If the couple have matching answers...

- Neck kisses. - Neck kisses!

Iain: They won a point.

- That's my baby.

- Kiss her neck.

- Kissing on my neck. - Kissing my neck!

Iain: The couple with the most points

will be crowned Mr. and Mrs. Villa,

and will be immune from the public votes.

- Victor.

Neck kisses?

- I'm really going to switch things up here.

I said neck kisses!

Ariana: Oh, my God! [Laughing]

- Let's go! Leonardo: Three for three.

- Bergie and Kassy. - I said inner thigh kisses.

- Ooh.

Spicy. - That was my second option.

I said, toe sucking. - Toe sucking.

No point there.

Keenan. - Eye contact.

- I said emotional intelligence.

Ariana: Oh!

I love that. - Kind of close, though.

- But no point. [Laughter]

Harrison? Little roughness?

Okay. Destiny?

- I said neck kisses.

[Shouting] [Laughter]

- Next question.

Sometimes I can admit

that I'm a little bit overdramatic,

but girls, what is your boy's

worst personality trait?

* We make the bass blow *

* We make the rhythm go *

* We make the bass blow *

Okay. Anna, what is Leonardo's worst personality trait?

- Um... He literally doesn't have any bad personality traits,

so I just said that he has too many choices.

Doesn't really make sense,

but I couldn't think of anything.

- Okay. [Laughter]

- Well, like, you know, it's just kind of like

the same shit. But I said flirty.

- No, that is not a correct answer.

So you guys do not get a point.

- I need a dictionary up in here.

- A thesaurus. Yeah.

[Laughing]

- Hannah, what did you put down?

- I said his temper because he doesn't give a fuck.

Ariana: Whoa! Marco?

- I said workaholic. I made it clear.

I said workaholic about ten times.

I'm not happy with that.

- You have the temper over there.

He has the temper over there.

- Him getting mad about not choosing

what he said shows how he has a temper.

So, I feel like I would be right.

- Carmen.

- He might be the only person in the world

more stubborn than me. So I put stubborn.

- Fuck! - Fuck.

- We're getting no points. - Oh, we stink.

- Victor. Jokes?

Kassy.

- No hate. I know, you know,

he's the sweetest. But I just said

speaks before he thinks.

- Okay.

Bergie. - I think this works together.

I put communication.

- That would not count as a point, unfortunately.

Destiny. Maybe you will be the one to get a point

on this round.

What is Harrison's worst personality trait?

- I mean, Mr. Prince Harry is blunt.

* I'm feeling lucky, lucky, lucky *

- Harrison?

* I'm feeling, feeling lucky, lucky, lucky *

- Honesty.

Ariana: That's a match! [Shouting]

Oh, yes. Points for Destiny and Harrison.

[Laughing] Leonardo: There we go.

Ariana: Okay, boys.

I'm a horse girl. - Oh.

- But if your girl was an animal,

what would she be?

Marco: Let me think. Let me think.

- This is the only animal conversation we've had.

- Leopard. - I said cheetah.

[Laughter] Leonardo: Oh, fuck.

- Marco. - I said elephant.

Ariana: Hanna? - I said elephant!

Ariana: Yes.

- What the hell? - Victor.

- Lioness. - I said a bird.

[Laughing] Close.

- Dog. I couldn't think of anything else.

- I said a dog.

[Shouting] - A vixen.

- Listen, if it's on her board, then it's on her board.

- It's not. I put a butterfly.

Kassy: What? Ariana: Harrison.

A puppy. - A puppy.

Ariana: A puppy!

A lady never tells. But girls,

what is your boy's body count?

* Be a good dog *

- Oh, fuck.

- I have no fucking idea.

- This one's going to be very, very interesting.

Anna, what is Leo's body count?

- I don't know. Twenty-five? Ariana: Twenty-five?

[Laughter] Leo?

- So, the number I wrote isn't true,

but I thought she thought I was like a horse,

so I put a hundred. [Laughing]

- What is the actual number?

- Fifty-three.

- Fifty-three? Shit.

Ariana: Hannah?

- Thirteen.

Ariana: Marco?

Twenty-two, thirty.

Marco, I've been watching this season so far

and I seem to remember in episode one,

and that is not the answer that you originally said.

[Teasing]

- What's the number? - Tell her to reverse

her answer.

Ariana: Okay. Thirty-one.

- No! I thought you said seventeen.

- So, seventy-one.

[Gasps]

Carmen: Seventy-one is different than thirty-one.

Hannah: Sex with seventy-one?

I don't even know seventy-one people.

That's an ick.

Marco: Hey, it's the past.

I'm worried about the present

right now. - Very young.

You have many, many years to go.

So...

- I had a lot of time to know what I like.

[Laughing]

Hannah: Red flag.

Ariana: Carmen? Carmen: I have no idea.

I went with twenty.

- Forty to fifty.

Okay. Man, y'all are busy.

Kassy. - Well, I know he's still new

to everything, so, I said two.

Ariana: Okay.

Two, yes!

Points for Kassy and Bergie.

- Seventeen to twenty-five.

Ariana: Seventeen to twenty-five!

Wow! That was very specific and very correct.

Destiny, what is Harrison's body count?

- Not applicable.

Ariana: Not applicable.

It is not a number, and therefore it cannot count.

- Winning numbers. Winning numbers.

- No point.

Boys, other than yourselves,

what is your girl's most prized possession?

Leonardo, let's start with you.

- Her favorite prized possession is her dog Ghost.

- My dog Ghost.

Ariana: Yes.

All right, Marco.

- I said "Family."

- Hannah? - Yeah, I love them and all,

but I said: "My dog Covi."

Ariana: No points.

- Harry Potter's movie collection.

- Nice. Okay.

- That's nice. And I won't knock him

because I haven't talked about them with anyone,

but I put: "My rings."

Ariana: Rings.

Bergie? - I put:

"Relationship with her mom."

- I put: "My bracelet."

Ariana: Keenan, what is Kay Kay's

most prized possession?

- We are the only OG couple, so we should know

some things about each other.

- In one of our conversations she did tell me,

you know, her father had passed.

So, I said maybe something from her father.

- Aw, that would have been a good answer.

But I put: "My outfit/My closet."

[Laughing]

Ariana: Harrison, what was your answer?

- I know she studied really hard,

so, I'm assuming her degree.

- I put: "Degree of intelligence."

Ariana: Okay. That is a match. Harrison: Ay!

One. - That's okay!

- What a guess. - Yes, sir.

Okay. This is the final question.

- Of fucking course.

- No getting jealous, but where is the craziest place

that your girl has had sex?

[Uplifting music]

* We can do it just like in the movies *

* Ooh, We can do it just like in the movies *

* We can take it back and... *

- So, I never asked her this question.

So, I just said the beach.

Ariana: The beach.

Okay, Anna, where's the craziest place

you've had sex? - You got it right,

but I said in the ocean.

- That is not a match, unfortunately.

- I'm gonna go on a wild guess, in the forest.

Ariana: Hannah?

- Cabin in the forest.

Ariana: "Cabin in the forest."

That is a match.

Hannah: Oh, my goodness.

- So, she lives in Arizona.

So, I guess any canyon or desert?

[Laughing]

- I said a parking garage.

- Was it hot?

Carmen: Was it hot?

- Bergie. - I'm not going to say anything.

I'm just going to flip it around.

Ariana: Kassy.

"Movie theater"!

Keenan? - So, I just had:

"A public place", I don't...

Ariana: Public place. - Something...

- I put: "Off of a balcony."

Keenan: The balcony? Kay Kay: Yeah.

Ariana: Balcony. - Fuck!

I was about to write that.

- Harrison, where's the craziest place

that Destiny has had sex?

- We didn't talk about it,

but I'm just taking a little bit

of a stab in the dark.

- We never talked about.

So, I just put...

Ariana: N/A.

Well, that was the final question.

And I can tell you that we have a tie.

* I'm from the realm below *

* I'm coming back from the dead to steal your crown *

In tie for first place are...

Harrison and Destiny.

And...

Marco and Hannah.

So, we need a tie breaker.

You get one more question,

and whoever gets it right

gets to avoid the first public dumping.

* It's a fight for survival *

* It's brutal but beautiful *

[Uplifting music]

Iain: Welcome back to Love Island USA.

Before the break, Hannah and Marco

and Destiny and Harrison were tied.

Coincidentally, it turns out being tied

is also Marco's favorite sex game.

Whoever wins the tiebreaker will be immune

from the first public dumping.

Ariana: So, we need a tie breaker.

You get one more question.

And whoever gets it right wins.

And this question will only be for the top two couples.

- Oh. Head-to-head.

Ariana: Here we go.

It's for the girls.

Nothing turns me on more than a really hot smile.

Girls, what is your boys' biggest turn on?

[Laughing]

- She's gotta know.

- Come on, babe. Please.

- Okay. Hannah, we'll start with you.

What is Marco's biggest turn on?

- He talks about it a lot.

Scratching his back.

Ariana: "Scratching his back."

Marco.

"Back scratch!"

Well done.

Points for you, guys.

Now, if Destiny gets this wrong, you guys win.

Destiny, if you get this right, you guys are still tied,

you're still in the running. So, Destiny,

what is Harrison's biggest turn on?

- Big t-shirts on me.

Ariana: "Big t-shirts on me."

Okay. Harrison.

[Laughing]

"Boobs."

- Yay! Ariana: All right,

so, our winners, then.

Marco and Hannah.

Congratulations. [Cheers]

- I feel like winning is in my DNA.

It's something my family engraves in my head

since I was a little kid.

So, winning is something I expect.

- The win was great, but Ariana was the real prize.

I love her. Don't tell that to Marco, but...

[Laughter]

- Marco and Hannah, please come join me up here.

Congratulations.

Hannah: Thank you. [Marco mutters]

- Okay, cool.

- You won Mister and Missus, how are you feeling?

- I feel really good. I'm surprised, to be honest,

that we did okay.

- I feel it's all about comprehending.

You know, you go over a lot about yourself.

It's whether you can remember it.

I think that's a very important part

in establishing a relationship.

Ariana: As our winning couple, you are safe,

and you will not face the public vote.

- Yay!

[Applause]

Ariana: Congratulations.

But just before I go,

there's one more thing.

Marco and Hannah.

You have also won the power

to choose one other couple

to be safe.

* You feel it everywhere *

Like you, the couple that you choose

won't face the public vote.

And they can't be dumped at the next dumping.

* It's crawling on my skin *

So, have a chat between yourselves

and then you can let us know who you're going to choose.

* Oh, oh, oh, here we go *

- That's you, this is your call.

* Oh, oh, oh, here we go *

* I can feel it coming on *

[Dramatic music]

- Marco and Hannah, it's time to reveal your decision.

Who have you chosen to save and why?

Hannah: It's okay.

- We chose this couple

because I feel that they are new

to the relationship and from the start

I have saw a spark.

I think that they can go on this journey together,

you know, and come out and grow,

you know, together and as individuals.

- Because it is so new, they deserve a fair shot

of still getting a chance to develop their spark.

We just want to give them the chance to do that.

* Pressure changing in the air *

So, the couple that we would like to save is...

* Oh, oh, oh, I can feel it coming on *

Leo and Anna.

* It's coming on *

[Applause]

- Congratulations, Leo and Anna.

You are safe and you will not face the public vote.

That means that Victor and Carmen,

Bergie and Kassy,

Keenan and Kay Kay,

and Harrison and Destiny,

you will all face the public vote,

and in 24 hours,

someone will be dumped.

* It's coming on *

[Dramatic music]

How's that for a bombshell?

* Maybe I'm just scared *

I think that's my cue to go.

So, bye for now.

[Scarce applause]

Iain: America, it's time to have your say.

You can now vote for your favorite couple.

The couples with the least votes

will be vulnerable.

As a result of the challenge, Hannah and Marco

and Anna and Leonardo are safe

and therefore, not included in the vote.

So, your choices are Carmen and Victor.

Destiny and Harrison.

Kassy and Bergie.

Kay Kay and Keenan.

Remember, you're voting for your favorite couple

that you want to stay in the villa.

Voting is open for 2.5 hours

starting at 10 PM ET, 7 PM PT, on July 25th, 2023.

Voting open to US residents 18 years or older.

Terms and conditions apply. Data rates may apply.

[Uplifting music]