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MUSIC: I Mean Business by LG (TEAM GENIUS)

IAIN STIRLING: Previously... on Love Island...

# Biggity boom Down to make history soon... #

One couple dealt with doubts...

I'm just... Like, it must be me. Like, it's hard.

It isn't a matter of that I'm not there and I'm never gonna get there,

it's a matter of, I'm not there yet.

..and the villa puts on a show.

# So gimme what I want... #

No-one's got a clue what's happening between you and Abi!

LAUGHTER

# You know what's up By the way I strut

# You better give me what I want. #

Tonight...

Get ready for the first ever Grafties.

My heart's racing. To the Grafties!

DRAMATIC MUSIC

LAUGHTER

Shit!

IAIN: The Talent Show's over, and the reviews are in.

Oh, here's a lovely one. "It was a spectacular..."

Hang on, there's a word on the next page...

"..failure!" Oh, everyone's a critic.

MOLLY:I was so nervous. I was actually shitting myself.

ABI: No, it was actually really good.

That felt weird, like, what everyone said about, like,

why didn't you give the heart to Scott? I did think that.

Were you not gonna? You didn't want to?

How am I meant to? Like, he's telling me to back away. No.

Would you have wanted to? If you did, then you should have done it.

I would have. But now, no, like... OK.

I feel like I'm just sat like a lemon waiting for him

to hold my hand, and I sit there waiting and waiting. I get it.

And then it doesn't come, do you know what I mean?

Or, do you know when Mitch says, like,

"We don't even know what's happening with Abi"?

It's like, yeah, me neither. Like, I actually agree.

Yeah, I know, babe. Like, I've not agreed with Mitch for two weeks.

And I just think, "Oh, I don't know where I'm at".

Like, I don't know.

And I just wanted to, like... He's like, "We'll see, we'll see".

But I don't know if he's saying "we'll see"

and that's, like, "we'll see" because I'm living with you

and then once we're out of here, then I can bin you off.

And I'm trying to take his words at face value.

I'm trying so hard, because I want to.

And when he talks that way, I believe him.

Your roast was funny. Yeah.

Respect, boys, thank you.

If I went up there expecting laughs and getting more shocked faces,

I'd be like, "Oh, I'm in too deep... I need to keep going!"

I hope no-one takes it to heart.

I mean, I did step on a couple of toes.

But that's the point of a roast.

I thought it was nice how you left Ella out of it as well.

Yeah, bro.And that nice bit at the end, that was cute.

I feel like everyone did good.

IAIN: If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times -

nothing sets the tone for a serious relationship chat

better than full clown make-up.

Mitch obviously made that comment, he had to do the roast,

he was gonna make the comment, but I actually agreed with it!

Him saying, like, "No-one even knows what's going on with Abi".

Like, I don't know what's going on with Abi, and I am Abi!

Right, right... I'm her!

Do you know what, it was a roast, so,

I take absolutely nothing from it to heart. Yeah.

And, yeah, no-one knows what's happening with us. It's true.

Yeah, it's true, I don't even think that we know

what's happening with us. No.

So, yeah, I take nothing from it, but... OK.

Obviously, it was probably a little bit more personal

with what he said to you. Yeah. So, what are you thinking?

I don't know, like you say, it's a roast, it's not really...

You don't take it all seriously. But... Hm.

It's just annoying, do you know what I mean?

Like, I think he's trying to make himself out to be this, like,

good guy who didn't really do anything wrong, and now he's got

this, like, great relationship with someone who came in just for him.

And it's like... You did wrong too, do you know what I mean?

There are things you've done wrong. Yeah.

It is what it is. Like, I'm not...

I don't want to pull him up on it, I don't want the drama,

I don't need it. It was a roast, it's something

that's been said previously and it can be left alone.

Yeah, it's a roast, again, it's pretty irrelevant to me.

I'm not arsed.

I don't know how a man who spent three weeks single

is saying that I've got no game. Funny, innit?

But what he said about Abi was probably a different kettle of fish.

I don't know whether she's too happy about that. But, yeah, it was...

I thought the whole act was funny, to be honest.

I thought it was a great laugh.

IAIN: Now, I'm not saying people are having a hard time believing

Scott fancies Abi, but WHSmith stocked Scott's new book,

Why I'm Attracted To Abi, in the fiction section.

How are you feeling? How am I feeling?

For me, like, with the Abi thing...

Are you actually feeling it? I fancy her. I fancy...

Yeah, but, I fancy Tupac! What does that mean?

It just feels like we're not on the same page.

Is it, like, normally this much effort to get to know someone?

Or do you honestly feel like, after the parents thing,

it kind of put a spanner in the works and you're looking at it,

like, do you know what, my mum sees it and you deserve,

like, to give it a shot.

There is a little bit of that in it. Yeah.

They can see it, they can see it, and Abi's mum also explained to her

how it's not a bad thing me being a little bit slower when...

Do you actually like her? Do you see a future with Abi?

There's something there. There's a spark there.

What was your chat saying, Abi? Groundhog Day.

Just going over it again and again and again.

You know, if you feel like it's just not there

and he's just not giving it, trust your gut, though.

That's what I'm thinking.

Even if his words are saying, like, "Oh, it's just me, it's just me".

If you feel like, no, this don't feel like you want to do this,

don't, then trust yourself. Yeah, I know.

Just don't even say to him any more, like, you said what you need to say.

If he doesn't fix up, then he's not for you.

Do you know what I mean? Let him know that.

Don't wait around for him to show you a bit of affection. Yeah.

I liked your balloons, though.

The balloons! SHE GIGGLES

There's so much time in here where people are saying,

"No, you don't like her. No, you don't do this..."

People can't tell you how you feel. Exactly.

I honestly, off the bat, I would say that you don't like her.

Now, just because I've got her and everything probably has

come very, very easily after the re-coupling,

I didn't have to work anywhere as hard...

Yeah, like you're being lazy.

The boys that be looking for their girls,

and went to sit with their girls... I know.

..put their arms round their girls and hug their girls,

and she's there like egg waiting for you.

I know, and that's why it's tough, but I've gotta see from within,

"Do I like this girl?" Mm.

And there was a reason I got to know her,

there's something there, so... Abi's a good girl.

Yeah, so I've got to just block what everyone else is saying out.

People have been telling me that I don't like Abi,

that, yeah, it seems like I've got no interest in her,

but ultimately, I can't listen to what other people have to say,

so I'm like, do you know what, let's see where we can go with this,

and, yeah, if it works, it'll work, if it doesn't, it doesn't.

IAIN: Who can forget Whitney and Ty's incredible rap?

Not me. If you have managed, please give me some pointers

cos right now, I can't un-hear it. At least Lochan's a fan.

Tonight was fun. Have you enjoyed tonight?

I'm gonna speak now, and you can just listen. Mm.

You can look pretty and listen. The usual. Grab your hand.

Obviously, we've been basically together from day one,

and it's been, like, four weeks.

I know how much I like you, and I know how serious I am about you.

And I wanted to feel like my parents could see that

and my parents were happy, and they were.

And I do just feel like I'm at this point here,

outside, like, you're the only person... Marriage.

# I never waited for someone... #

But I do know that there's no-one else here, outside,

that I'm trying to get to know and I do see you being my girlfriend

on the outside. But for me, that next step what I want to take

for you is being exclusive.

If you're at that same point as well? Mm. OK... Yeah.

Why you doing this? THEY LAUGH

Do you feel the same? Yeah, I do feel the same.

I feel like I'm happy to be exclusive with you.

# I won't break down in fear

# I've never waited for someone To hand me gold... #

I'm definitely happy inside, and, like, Lochan's just like,

he's honestly like the perfect kind of person for me,

like, perfect in every way. Like... You know what I mean?

You happy? Yeah. I can be a bad dinner lady.

Look at me in my tennis outfit and you in this.

I'm like, "I can be a bad dinner lady."

Do you know what? For me, it really did,

when we were at the talent show and I sat next to you

and I was like, "This sums us up so perfectly."

Like, I actually love it.

Yeah, but I like us. I really do like us.

I just like how I can be me, you can be you,

and then when we're together, we're us.

A hundred per cent. I completely agree.

It's perfect. And it just works.

# To the great unknown. #

IAIN: It's the end of Talent Show Night,

and let me tell you, the offers are flooding in.

A businessman from the Isle of Wight said he'd give us £1 million

never to do it again.

Five-star effort, guys. Whoo!

# Summer nights, sweet goodbye Oh, my head keeps turning... #

Talent show done, boys.

It's giving exclusive.

Oh, Whit. I know. Are you happy? Of course.

Whitney and Lochan are exclusive! SHE SQUEALS

How did your terrace chat go? What was said?

Exclusive, bro. My guy.

OK, you kept that quiet, didn't want to tell us?

Don't wanna be smug about it, you know?

# I hope you find somebody... #

You lot, I've joined your bandwagon. It's exclusive.What?!

.

# I hope you find somebody To love... #

Night, everyone. Night! Night!

.

Stop giving me a wet willy.

.

# Hope you find somebody to love Somebody to love

# Find somebody

# I hope you find Somebody to love. #

# I'd do anything for love

# You call And I'll come in a rush... #

IAIN: There were loads of insects in the bedroom last night,

so we installed a bug-catcher.

His name's Sammy, and he's currently got 30 crickets in his mouth.

CRICKETS CHIRPING

Where do you think the cricket is? Bro, all night.

It's doing my head in.

I had to sleep on my good ear to block out the noise all night, bro.

It's trouble.

# This is getting dangerous... #

It's up there.It's on the ceiling. I feel like it's outside.

KNOCKING WHITNEY LAUGHS

Maybe he's in the wall. LAUGHTER

# There's nothing I Nothing I won't do for you... #

Are you that guy that sang that song last night?

I thought you was amazing, honestly. I was starstruck.

# There's nothing I Nothing I won't do for you

# Nothing I won't do Nothing I won't do for you. #

IAIN: Mitch is working his way round the entire villa,

applying cream to all the burns

he dished out during last night's savage roast.

Can you move your hair for me, please?

The bum's too big. How am I meant to do this with your bum in t'way?

Are you untying me? Yeah, need to, don't I?

Right... My hair.

Does it feel good? Mm.

You need to tell me whether it feels good or not,

or I'm just doing this for no reason. Yeah, it feels good.

It's relaxing me. I feel like I've seized up after yesterday.

Well, you've thrown yourself about everywhere.

Yeah, it's hard work, this. Put in the graft, babe.

I'm worth it. Are you?

Yeah. OK, good. I needed this.

Release all the stress.

What stress have you got? In my body.

This arm's hurting. Yeah, I'm doing it, chill.

The muscles don't... Princess treatment.

Done.

Mitch gave me a lovely massage, and it was really good, so...

I mean, he's set the bar now. Like, I'm gonna expect it all the time.

Just - I'm just sick, honestly,

so sick of other people putting their two-pence in.Yeah.

So sick of it. The way people keep telling me

there's nothing, there's nothing, there's nothing.

Ella B actually said to me, like, "Do you think he's playing a game?

"Just be honest now. Like, we'll hash it out.

"Do you think he's playing a game?"

And I was like, "It's crossed my mind, but no."

Like, on the outside, the amount of affection that you give me,

I would walk away from it.

And like, if you're not there, d'you know what I mean,

I'm not gonna make you be there. No, I know.

But I also feel like since we've had these conversations,

there's not really been a time to "be there".Yeah.

I feel like things are starting to become more natural.OK.

You're probably not used to someone being this honest about...

Yeah. ..where we're at. But...

I'd rather you be open and honest with me as well.

Like, that is the thing.

I keep saying, like, it's up and down, constantly.

When I chat to him, like, it all sort of makes sense.

And we might as well give it a go and see where it can go,

if it can go anywhere. I would like it to, obviously.

You love playing footsies, don't you? I've noticed that.Yeah.

I just like touching! THEY LAUGH

How are you exclusive guys doing?

Go on, you talk for us. HE LAUGHS

I talk too much for us, so you can say something.

Yeah, he talks a lot for us. I'm gonna go make a coffee.

Can I have my clip, please?

Yeah, so, erm... LAUGHTER

No, it's good. It's, like, the same. Nothing changed.

Do you know what I mean? How you guys feeling?

Good, chilling. I did walk past Abi talking, just saying,

"Yeah, we're just taking it one pace at a time."

Oh, I might just stay here for a minute.

This does not mean I do not like you, Abi.No, Scott, stop!

Don't worry.

Like, Abi, you grow some balls, Scott grow some balls

and both admit you're not compatible.

Do you not just think, like, he's just not right for her?

She needs to come to a realisation -

you need someone that is more touchy-feely. You can't force it.

Sometimes, it really be the lack of attention that draws you to someone,

and I think that's why she wants more.

Girls want what they can't have. Yeah.

Same way guys want something they can't have.

Abi's got to that stage where Scott's forcing it,

so Scott's taken a step back and Abi's gone,

"No, no, no. I want you more now." Yeah.

Even his mum coming in, saying that he's not touchy-feely,

has made me come to a realisation maybe it is just him.

Oh, my God, I'm fed up of their fucking love story now.

IAIN: Some joker's only gone and put my voice-over out

on a tannoy in the villa so they can all hear it.

It's defo a bug making that noise. I think it's a cockroach noise.

MOLLY HISSES LIKE COCKROACH

Do they actually make that noise?

They are horrible, though, aren't they?

TEXT ALERT

I got a text!

SHE READS:

CHEERING

Roll the tapes! LAUGHTER

Grafties tonight. Let's see what I got nominated for.

Can't wait, man. Hopefully, I clean up.

Do you think we'll get to see clips? Oh, I hope not!

MOLLY: No, I don't think so.

Hashtag roll the tapes. That is sick.

Down to the public to vote as well.

# And shake it Till the pearls fall off... #

It's gonna be an award for, like, the fakest.

Yeah, but... Or an award for the biggest game player.

An award's an award.

Already started noting down a few bullet points

for my acceptance speech. Just take it from there, won't we?

SQUEALING

# And shake it Till the pearls fall off... #

Let's go! Let's go!

# And shake it Till the pearls fall off... #

IAIN: The Islanders are getting ready for the Grafties.

I wasn't invited after that incident at the Scottish Person of the Year

Awards when I threw up in Lorraine Kelly's handbag.

# Close the doors and

# Turn down the lights

# Removed ourselves From the cold outside...

Do you know what's so crazy?

The vibe in the villa changes all the time,

and right now, I'm actually at my happiest.

Aw, that's so cute!

Can we savour this right now? Because, like,

maybe in a few hours, like... LAUGHTER

# Because I'm falling for you

# You know it's the truth

# Just can't get enough...

I'm excited! I hope there's no drama.

I hope all the awards are nice awards.

But it's in the hands of the public, right?

I'm scared, I'm scared!

Listen, listen, listen, can I quickly just say one thing?

It's good to be the best at something,

whether it's doing your boys dirty...

LAUGHTER

Whoa!

# Get a little deeper

# Get so deep...

I'm thinking, like, the realest... The most two-faced.

Hopefully, people can just make it light-hearted.

I sit there and say that, and then I take everything to heart!

Yeah, literally!

My main focus tonight is just keep Jess happy.

We've been out of drama for a nice little bit of time now,

it's been really nice.

I'm not looking to get back into anything.

# Get so deep

# Because I'm falling for you

# Just can't get enough. #

IAIN: The Islanders are walking the red carpet

at the awards ceremony of the year - the Grafties 2023.

Wow!

There are six awkward categories in tonight's event,

and each category will have a range of nominees...

Wow!

..all with their own clip.

When the winner is announced, they will collect their award

and give an acceptance speech.

Darling. Thanks, babes.

The moment has arrived, so, please, sit back and enjoy the Grafties.

Cheers to the Grafties!

Cheers to the Grafties! Cheers!

To the Grafties!

My heart's racing.

DRAMATIC MUSIC

IAIN STIRLING: The nominees for Flirtiest Performance are...

THEY GIGGLE

Abi.

Oh!

'I find it attractive when a guy grafts me.'

'Yeah.'

'That's, like, one of the things I like.'

'Oh, so you're enjoying this now?'

'So... Yeah!'

'Are you enjoying every second of this?'

'Obviously, I'm gonna enjoy it,

'having two fit guys going after me, yeah, it's good!'

'I'm not allowed to speak to you about this because Scott said,

'"Don't take advice from Mitch!"'

Did he? Yeah.

Don't take advice from the guy you're coupled up with? Yeah.

What Scott needs to realise is you're coupled up with me.

Ooh... WHITNEY:Well, damn.

Yeah, Scott.

Good job, Abi.

IAIN: Ella B. Oh...

You know I fancy you.

And I know we get on. Yeah. And I know you know we get on.

And I know you fancy me too. Is that so?

It's mad, innit? Literally saw you like a couple of months ago...

It's crazy. ..kissing my face.

You was kissing me. You was kissing me.

Takes two to tango.

And now we're here.

Shame that was our last kiss though, innit?

Yeah, it is a shame. Maybe it won't be.

Fucking hell, bro.

It's a shame for her, that's what I meant. Sarcastic.

Oh, yeah. Fairs.

Come on, guys, you can realise by the tone of my voice

what was going on there.

Vocals were off, but it came across a bit flirty,

I can see how that conversation... Oh, allow it, man. Please, man.

No-one is even getting on to you though,

why you even getting stressed?

WHITNEY:It wasn't a bad conversation.

I don't wanna hear "you can see how."

I don't wanna hear that. Yeah.

WHITNEY:As a girl, you can see how.

If someone said to you, "That was a shame it was a last kiss",

that is saying like it's a shame, I wish there was...

No, but tone of voice plays a big part.

The girls can see that... how I took it.

The way that you said that,

I can see how she took it the wrong way, yeah.

You would say that though. What? You just see the worst.

What are you actually talking about? Just run the next tape.

IAIN: Scott.

Oh, fuck. What have I done now? LAUGHTER

What you sayin'?

Taking full advantage of Mitch being out the villa?

I'm so happy.

Mitch on date. Abi now with Scott.

Abi says, "Mitch who?"

ABI:Oh, my God. Shut up, guys.

Oh, hello? What?

Coming into that position. I wasn't...

ELLA: Scott's fast, isn't he?

Yeah, fair play. He's putting in the graft, man.

Wasted no time. Mitch was hardly out the door.

Yeah, that form's actually quite good. Yeah.

That's good form. OK.

Oi! I'll be damned. Eh?

That's funny that, innit?

You know, I told you anyway, like... who cares?

Fuckin' hell.

Big up Debs for getting that one right.

It was good form. Thanks.

IAIN: And the winner is...

Ella B.

CLAPPING Well done, Ella.

Brilliant. Oh, it's amazing.

OK, well, it's not a bad trophy to win - Flirtiest Performance.

I do feel like I deserve the award.

I think I did lay it on thick.

It wasn't successful, but I guess, yeah, I'm happy with it.

LAUGHTER

APPLAUSE

At least I didn't get, like, fakest or something.

IAIN: The nominees for It's Giving Plot Twist are...

Jess...

Oh, God.

Tonight, there was obviously, like,

four couples in the least compatible,

and we was in the bottom. Oh, really?

So maybe he is the problem.

Hence why he's been in the bottom quite a few times, so... Yeah.

Maybe me eyes are looking elsewhere. Yeah?

LAUGHTER

Yeah? So, what do you think about me? Go on, say it.

Yeah, no, you're really handsome. Definitely my type.

Yeah? Yeah.

That's all right, then. I would say you're my type as well.

You've got a bit about you as well. Yeah?

Is blondes your type? Yeah, definitely, I'd say... Really?

..blonde hair, bright eyes, nice teeth, so...

Oh, that's nice. You are sitting opposite me.

LAUGHTER

It's not giving "closed off", is it? You're my boyfriend now.

I wonder who's going to win this one?

Would have been interesting if the shoe was on the other foot

in that video.

All right.

Please, play the tape.

IAIN: ..Mitchel...

Yes! Oh, shit!

LAUGHTER

I think Abi's gonna tell Ella that you want Abi not Ella.

How? Because you said that, right?

LAUGHTER Yes.

Who do you want to get into bed with tonight? If you could pick?

Promise it won't go anywhere?

I'll go fucking mad if you say anything. Go on, mate.

Pinky. Ella.

You want Ella in your bed, not Abi?

SNIGGERS

Eh, I'm a good guy, eh. See? Fair enough.

He's redeemed himself. He's redeemed himself.

What came after that, though?

LAUGHTER

What did come after that? I think that was when I had clarity.

Which day? Which clarity was that, Mitch?

LAUGHTER

How many times did you have clarity? Nice guy Mitch.

You're all saying I'm messy, that wasn't messy.

Wasn't messy. Wasn't. Wasn't.

But what came after? Nothing.

LAUGHTER

Nothing came after. All I know is that we're here.

The public have already seen it, so...

You guys.

IAIN: ..Zachariah...

LAUGHTER

The only person I want is you.

There is nothing between me and Kady.

But if you're having doubts about us, anything like that,

after six weeks of how I've acted with you, told you the way...Yeah.

..the way I feel,

I don't know what you want me to say.

It is just a game I played.

Something's just not sitting in my head right after that chat,

and I don't know what it is, bro.

My gut's talking to me about something,

and I don't really know what.

What?

I said, like...

I literally said after six weeks, I don't know what you're thinking.

What's your gut telling you? Yeah, what's your gut telling you?

We've had this chat.

Do you have anything to say, Moll?

I'll be honest, ever since, like, Zach's chat at the VIP thing,

he's spoke nothing but Molly, so...

I think from all the boys' side... Yeah.

..we know how Zach feels about you. Like, it is evident.

Yeah. We see it in the villa.

There's never been a doubt in our minds that it's only been you.

Cos it ended on the, "My gut's telling me something,"

but we didn't get to hear what your gut was telling you.

Was it Kady?

Well, it was after the VIP party. Guess who went home.

So it couldn't have been, could it? But, please...

That narrative's so finished. Please.

MOLLY CHUCKLES

IAIN: And the winner is...

I best not win this one. Nah, you're not winning it.

..Mitchel. APPLAUSE

You guys... LAUGHTER

Love it, Mitch. Well done, Mitch. Happy for you.

Thanks, guys. We'll have all the trophies.

Being messy Mitch isn't just a job. It's about being him.

LAUGHTER I'm him.

You all doubted me, but now I'm happy.

APPLAUSE Congrats! Whoo!

I'm the best.

Cor, winning table. That's two trophies.

Two trophies to our table. Try and beat that.

Beyonce ain't got shit on you. LAUGHTER

IAIN: The nominees for most sneaky sitch are...

ABI:Ooh.

..Abi... Oh, no!

SCOTT:Holy shit. Oh, what did I do?

'I think I'm being mugged, like, it's actually just horrific.

'I said to him, "Did you say you got the ick?" And he admitted it.

'My thing is, like, if you're feeling hurt more than me

'after literally two days versus two weeks, go.

'Do you even think that Ella and him is genuine, like? I don't.

'Like, he's said what is type is. She is the opposite of his type.

'Do you think do you think she likes him?

'I don't know. She said that her type is Ty, and he's not Ty.

'I personally don't think Ella does. MOLLY:No, I don't.

'But Mitch will have to find out the hard way.'

What's my type, Abi?

I swear your type is blondes. Blondes.

HE SCOFFS Blonde.

We were talking about type,

and we were saying that Ella B said Ty was, like, her type and...

No, I came in this villa, and I made it very clear

that I didn't have a type so...

OK, well... ..from day one.

At that point in time, that's what I was thinking.

That's what I thought, so that's what I said.

Found out the hard way, didn't I, Ella?

Mm. It's only been a couple of weeks, Mitch.

I'm very happy. Just be happy for me.

I think after the same amount of time,

you were the happiest with me as well, like...

HE SCOFFS Yeah.

IAIN: Jess.

Oh, great (!)

ZACH IN CLIP:What you lot saying? Let me steal you, Kady.

You wanna steal me?Let me steal you. Let's have a chinwag.

As long as you return me. Of course. I got you.

Ooh, flirty! JESS IN CLIP:That was flirty!

Flirty, wasn't it? That was flirty.

That was flirty!

WHITNEY IN CLIP: Zach and Molly, now that Kady's gone,

she just thinks her problems are gone.

The problems haven't gone, cos Zach is the problem. Yeah.

Can I ask why Zach's the problem? MITCH:Yeah.

From, like, day one, I feel like he has just,

you know, been in different couples.

The second I had an opportunity to get Molly back, it was there.

I feel like, at the same time, like, opinions of people change,

do you know what I mean? I don't like this.

ALL:Ooh! Well, damn.

LOCHAN IN CLIP: Mitch said this morning

that he feels like it's just giving him the ick a bit.

Wait, what? Are you chatting shit?

No. Like, he realises he's fucked up.

She went for a kiss. Yeah.

And he swerved her. Yeah!

Why are you smiling? No, I'm not smiling.

I mean, he said that. He said that as well.

I feel like she's just trying to mark her territory a bit, you know?

Yeah, she's definitely doing a lot. Like, she just needs to chill.

I stand by that 100%.

I think you handled that situation wrong, and I expressed that to you.

Wrong? You were getting angry at Mitch

when you were doing the exact same thing.

I wasn't. You were getting to know Scott.

Oh, nah, she's doing it again!

Mitch stayed in a bed with Ella B that first night.

You were training with him at the gym.

I'm not gonna get into an argument about this.

If you handled things differently, you might still be with Mitch.

Well, I'm glad I didn't, then.

Abi, Abi, you've done nothing wrong, ever. It's fine.

OK, well, I just won't even comment, then.

Roll the next tape. Who's the winner?

IAIN: And the winner is...

Abi!

Well done, Abi. APPLAUSE

Well done, Abi. Remember to speak your mind.

Well, I mean, like, Ella B came in

and, obviously, history with Ty,

so the type thing sort of came from there.

I don't know. It's what I believed at the time.

So I back what I said. So, thanks.

Well done, Abi.

APPLAUSE

Look at me, pillow talking too hard with his girl. Huh? Say it again.

What are you saying? Say it with chest.

Look at me, pillow talking with his girl too much.

Saying too much info, bro. What is wrong with that?

Talking to your partner? Everyone speaks to their partner.

Nah, not about certain stuff. What? Certain stuff? About what?

Pfft! Not about certain stuff, though.

I never told Ella that Abi gave Mitch the ick.

Just saying. What that got to do with anything?

I think what Ty is trying to insinuate is bro code,

but I can see it from both sides.

That's not me going to someone that's not my partner. It's not...

Lochan... So his point is irrelevant.

He's just piping up for no reason. Nah.

Nah, big man, big man, let's not do that. Classic.

Listen. Why have you told Whitney Mitch's information? Why?

Because I'm talking to her. He's talking to me. But I didn't...

Because she's my partner. I'm going to talk to her

about what is going on in the villa. I stand by that.

That's not me saying go speak to the girls about it. That's fine, then.

You're brought like that. Man are brought different.

Don't say what I'm saying is irrelevant cos it ain't.

Abi caught that information regardless.

Everyone catches information. I'm talking to your man. Shush, man!

Don't tell me... Don't speak to her like that. G!

Who are you chatting to, Ty? Ew!

No. Don't be rude, bro.

But what are you being rude? I want to talk to you. What?

Why can't I talk to you? Can you speak to someone normally?

Stop talking to me, big man. OK. Please.

Why not?

IAIN: Welcome back to the Grafties,

an evening of celebration and backslapping.

Oh, sorry, I've misread that.

An evening of celebration and "backstabbing"!

The nominees for WTF? Moment are...

Sammy.

Brilliant. SHE GIGGLES

'The girl I'd like to couple up with is Jess.

'Sammy, mate, I just wanna apologise, man, I'm sorry.'

'I'll chat to you in a minute. I'll chat you in a minute, bro.'

'All right, all right.' 'I'll chat to you in a minute.'

JESS:'Come on, I'm not gonna lie, but that's a bit disrespectful.'

'Just let me vent, please. Just let me vent.

'Oh, I can't be fucked. I genuinely can't.

'Just fuckin' let me breathe.' HE EXHALES

I think I had a right to be a bit annoyed.

Yeah. I vented.

I apologised to him after for not talking to him straightaway.

It wound me up. I got a bit angry.

Straight after, I pulled him, I said, "Listen, mate,

"we're here for the same reason. Crack on."

It's nice to see that you was bothered, though,

cos obviously that means you care a lot about Jess.

I think that's the, like, the WTF? thing

that's, like, what you were really bothered by it.

Good for you two. Mwah.

Ah, there we are. Aw.

IAIN: Jess.

How am I on here again?

'Even though I'm closed off, like, if he wants to speak to me, he can.

ELLA:'Is the point of "closed off" so that you don't do that?'

ABI: 'Do you wanna get to know him?'

'Or did you just do it to make Sammy a bit jealous?'

'Yeah, probably.'

'But then you're gonna feel the consequences, Jess,

'cos now you're in a bed with Josh,

'and if you're actually not interested in Josh,

'you're just wasting his time and his journey here.'

WHITNEY:'And if someone comes in that's Sammy's type

'and he starts moving reckless again,

'you've got zero leg to stand on cos he actually conformed.'

'I don't feel like I've done nothing wrong.'

Thank you, girls. Appreciate it. WHITNEY CHUCKLES

You've got with it now. Yeah, I stand by what I say.

I probably did do out of jealousy. You did.

No, I did. No, you did. You told me.

You hadn't had a test in here yet. No, and...

No, don't. No, wait, wait, wait...

Don't... Don't try and make it like it's all right

cos it wasn't all right.

No, of course it's not all right, but...

Say it's out of jealousy, like, I get it,

but just don't try and say that it was all right cos it wasn't.

All right. But, yeah.

# Keep your eyes on the prize And that word in your heart

# Yeah, it will be all right... #

IAIN: Molly. Oh, chuffing hell.

'I am so pissed off.

'I literally said I hope I talk to you two straightaway

'because obviously, youse two

'obviously gave me thoughts and question marks.

'You both had a good kiss, both times.

'Neither of you wanted to pull away. I just don't get it.'

'So, do you actually feel like it's more?' 'Yeah!

'Am I just not seeing something that's happening behind my back,

'and do I look stupid? Because is he giving you eyes?

'Cos if he is, he is.'

'Some... I don't know. Like, I don't know.

'Maybe I'm taking it wrong, I don't know.'

What the fuck? What the fuck?

I'm confused as to why no-one's got nothing to say.

It's Snog, Marry, Pie, innit? That's why.

What? Oh, what happened?

What do you mean? You were there!

And Kady said he was giving her eyes.

I did, that he's been giving me eyes.

And then Molly confronted her.

And then Molly said that it was meaningful.

We've gone over this.

I don't need to say it was meaningless again.

IAIN: And the winner is...

..Molly!

APPLAUSE

Well, thank you, everyone, for the award of the WTF? Moment.

I actually think I take this one

because I don't think I expected to be in that situation

and actually feel those feelings, so I think it is a WTF? Moment.

ELLA:Well done, Molly. MITCH:Congrats, Molly.

Well done. APPLAUSE

Worked hard for that, Moll. MOLLY SIGHS

.

IAIN: The nominees for Best Head to Head are...

Whitney.

Fuck.

'Oh, shit!'

LAUGHTER

The velocity!

'I have decided to pie this boy because I love his relationship

'with Molly, but sometimes I do question if it's the easy way out.

'What?' 'Huh?'

'Well, that don't make sense.'

'Wait, what?'

'What does that even mean, though?'

'Sorry, Zach!' 'Shut up, man!'

'Did you tell me to shut up?'

'Oh. Can't take the heat.' 'It's just a challenge!'

'And it's just a challenge, big man!'

Well, that seemed heated.

That pie didn't make sense.

In my opinion, it didn't make any sense, so...

Yeah, to this day, that comment still don't make sense to me.

But it's all good.

We're gonna spud this out, though. Keep it steppin'.

IAIN: Ella...

'Yeah, babe, what's this about Ty?' 'What about it?'

'Why is my name even in your mouth when you're talking about yourself?

'You're trying to put doubt in his mind...'

'Oh, babe, obviously, we are gonna chat.'

'Do you, babe. Like, come in on your own energy.

'Like, you don't need to mention "other Ella",

'you don't need to talk about battles.

'There is never gonna be a battle, like...'

'It's not gonna be a battle, I just said, it's funny...'

'I would never go head-to-head with a girl for a man, so the talk

'of battles is, like, it's not me, leave it out.'

So, it's a bit of jealousy, personally.

Jealousy? Jealousy, where?

Just, like, scared and, you know what I mean,

you had to go for the attack.

You shouldn't have been worried, in my opinion.

She stuck it on him and he wasn't even on it.

All right. I just... I don't know.

It's just how I saw it, that's all.

# Want some respect on my name...

IAIN: Mitchel...

Oh, shit!

'Mitch, in his own words, has literally said that

'you won't work on the outside.'

'I've never said that in my life.

'That's the biggest load of bullshit ever.'

'We'll roll the tapes, babes.'

'We'll roll the tapes, babe. Why are you so obsessed?'

'I honestly don't care, I don't want to be involved.'

'So, why don't you just focus on you and Scott, like...'

'I'm happy for you two. What I was saying...'

'You do care a lot, that's why...'

'You are not letting me speak.

'So, do you wanna let me speak

'or is there no point in us having this conversation?'

I stand by what I said.

I think that was mainly my voice.

I don't think you really spoke much in that.

Well, if it makes you feel good about it, yeah, OK.

It was about me, that. Oh, OK.

My clip! My nomination, not yours!

Just sit there, please, thank you.

# Yeah...

# Hey, yeah

# We got the edge...

IAIN: And the winner is...

Ella.

APPLAUSE

Thanks, guys!

I feel like, er, I did deserve this award.

There was talk of mixed messages.

I feel like there wasn't any mixed messages,

so I just had to straighten that out.

And that's what I did, so, thanks, guys.

APPLAUSE

Obviously, we saw the clip earlier, so you could see why I said it.

And you even said it yourself. So, that's it.

I said I could see where you took that from, but...

Yeah, I'm not saying that he was saying it was a shame.

But you could see where I was coming from.

And he said his head wouldn't turn, so that was fine.

I'm just saying you could see why we had that argument in the bedroom.

Cos you said... It wasn't an argument.

Like, I wasn't arguing with you.

But I feel like... Yeah, it's squashed now.

Yeah, it's cool.

IAIN: The nominees for Mad Moves are...

Brilliant.

..Zachariah...

'Do I have to snog people?' 'Not snogging anyone.'

MITCH:'Oh, hello.' 'What?'

'Yeah, karma. It's nearly a hat-trick.'

'What are they playing at? He's smiling. He's happy.

'He kissed her as well, like.'

'It's giving mutual.'

'He's smiling. He's literally trying to hide behind Scott's laugh.'

'No, he smiling, though, like it's funny.'

'Ah, shit.' 'You can't stop smiling.'

It was a nervous giggle.

You can see how it looked bad, though.

It did look bad. It did look bad.

Yeah, man, that don't look too good.

But I definitely was just having an awkward moment.

Any questions, people?

What did Molly say before you done the challenge? Don't snog anyone?

We actually didn't speak before the challenge. Oh.

So... No, that was before.

We were saying we don't have to snog anyone.

Literally not. What, we spoke before?

That convo was before. Before the game? Before the game.

Ah, shit. No way.

It wasn't nice to watch.

IAIN: Tyrique.

TY:'You won't go and pull him right now.'

'What, Mitch? Is that your advice?'

SAMMY: 'If you were bad, you'd go ruin that conversation.'

'If you're bad.' 'That's quite rude, innit?'

'When have you ever cared about being rude?' 'I know. True.'

'Can I speak to Mitch? Is that all right?'

'Erm, we were, like, talking.'

Wait!

'It's just because you were chatting for time. That was all.'

'Yeah, yeah, we will just finish our chat.'

'All right, all right, all right.'

LAUGHTER

'That was the worst advice you could have given me.'

# I'm the devil and I speed With the pedal on the gas

# And I think I like a fast life Better now

# I'm the devil Did they tell you I'm the devil?

# Put your faith In another life past... #

I mean, Ty were just being a hype man.

Gotta respect it.

Hope you win this one, bro. I don't.

IAIN: Mitchel.

Fucking hell.

'Right now, no-one compares to you. Do you know how hard I've tried?

'And as much as I've tried,

'all I thought when cuddling her at night and stuff,

'I laid there thinking about, "This is forced."

'And I started forcing stuff with Ella because I felt like I had to.

'As beautiful as she is, and as nice as she is,

'I see a future outside with you and not her.

'Like, Abi, we've got something good.

'I haven't got the urge to kiss Ella.'

SHE LAUGHS

'I haven't.'

SHE LAUGHS

# Better get ready Cos I'm running this town... #

Now you get to see what was actually said.

Hear me out. I was comparing two days to two weeks.

You came in and did your job - my head was turned.

Just fucking leave me alone, boys and girls.

Listen, I said you were beautiful as well.

Just fucking... You said you didn't want to kiss me.

That... I kiss you all the time!

Didn't you say forced? You did say it. Yeah.

You're still forcing it.

And you said, "Future outside, Abi, not you." Huh?

You said, "Future outside, Abi." Cheers, bro. Killed that.

It's all right, bro. Who cares? Whoa.

Listen, I'm extremely happy now.

This is the happiest I've been in this villa. Believe me.

And we all make mistakes. It's just how we learn from them.

Ella, have you got anything to say? Yeah. How do you feel?

Abi told me that he said that. Let me be real.

Like, it's not nice to hear, but obviously,

we are in a good place. I've been here nearly two weeks,

and we're... Yeah, we're good.

That's reality.

IAIN: And the winner is...

Mitchel.

APPLAUSE

Of course it was.

Mad Moves. We've all had them.

Mainly me in this villa,

but I'm proud to get my second award tonight, guys.

It means a lot. It's not the best award to have.

I'd like to apologise to Abi and Ella.

It's not the man I am. I'm a better man now.

Obviously, this beautiful girl sat at my table,

and I'm bringing another trophy home, and, yeah, it's Mad Moves.

Anyone else of one add anything to the Mad Moves,

or forever hold your peace?

No? Yeah, that's what I thought.

Sit down.

Yeah, literally sit down. Please, sit down.

Bro... shut up.

Has anyone ever told you you sound like a fucking knobhead?

I'm just chilling here, being honest.

being honest.

This boy isn't. That's all.

Let's all, one, two, three, four, five,

get back to our real relationships, yeah? Am I wrong?

Why are you saying that? I say what I want.

Why are you trying to start something, Mitch? You don't need to.

You call me a knobhead, I'll retaliate, son.

What words have come out of my mouth?

"Knobhead", and that's why I retaliate.

Does anyone disagree? Or forever hold your peace?

Does anyone disagree with what I said?

No, you don't. Brilliant.

It is unnecessary, Mitch, coming from you as well.

Don't call me a knob head, then.

No, but you are a knob head, so it is...

Shut up, idiot. You just don't need to be rude.

Don't call me names,

and you won't get responses you don't wanna hear.

No, no, you've already said enough.

You've already gone there, so you may as well say the words.

I said you're forcing it with Abi, said you're not bothered.

Nothing I haven't said to her. I mean, I never said I'm not...

Well, you didn't tell me that. I've never said...

I never said I'm not bothered. You didn't actually tell me that.

I said we were forcing it. You didn't.

You've been forcing it?

Yeah, you did say it'd be forcing it.

I did say that. I-I did say that.

I feel like maybe it's said differently to them

than it was to me.

Scott, I'll be honest, like, you're the only relationship

I've ever heard of that starts it and goes,

"We're going too fast, take it slow."

Red flag. What you doing?

No, it just means you need to take it... take it a little bit slower.

That's all it is.

Thank you, everyone. Thank you. SCATTERED APPLAUSE

.

# All this power

# All this power... #

I thought Mitch wasn't commenting on us any more

and we weren't commenting on them.

SHE KISSES TEETH

# All this power. #

IAIN: Now it's time to have your say.

Head to the app, where you can access voting

and vote for the couple you think are the most compatible.

Those with the fewest votes

are at risk of being dumped from the island.

So, who will you pick?

Abi and Scott,

Ella and Tyrique,

Ella B and Mitchel,

Jess and Sammy,

Molly and Zachariah

or Whitney and Lochan.

Remember, you are voting for your most compatible couple.

You can pick one couple,

and you have just 15 minutes to make your decision.

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