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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:25,456 THREE GIRLS WITH INSTRUMENTAL WISHES 2 00:00:27,267 --> 00:00:32,011 Translation: Cristiano Ferocci BlackSeaTeam 3 00:01:57,279 --> 00:02:00,916 Is that all you got? Why did you become a fisherman? 4 00:02:01,506 --> 00:02:03,946 - Be good, my friend... - Yes... so you can see... 5 00:02:05,481 --> 00:02:08,582 Speaking of good...! Look at Monique and Babette! 6 00:02:09,180 --> 00:02:12,259 Stop, Babette! Don't be ashamed anymore... 7 00:02:12,914 --> 00:02:16,375 - Come with me, Monique. - Leave me alone ! 8 00:02:17,010 --> 00:02:19,514 We do a good job... 9 00:02:19,855 --> 00:02:23,112 "Stop for a moment!" - Are you taking your underwear to the castle? 10 00:02:23,334 --> 00:02:26,870 - Be careful not to bring anything else... - Who is the first today, the count or the colonel? 11 00:02:28,794 --> 00:02:31,252 Colonel, I warn you not to cross this line, 12 00:02:31,300 --> 00:02:32,392 you will reach my property. 13 00:02:32,546 --> 00:02:35,428 And if you do, I warn you that I no longer guarantee anything... 14 00:02:36,112 --> 00:02:38,012 - Philippe, did you hear what he said? "No, Count!" 15 00:02:38,548 --> 00:02:40,650 You're lucky, if he heard, he'd challenge you to a duel. 16 00:02:41,228 --> 00:02:43,612 Lucky you are "you", we talked about the "only" duel... 17 00:02:44,069 --> 00:02:46,617 As you can afford such a tone, you are not in a barracks here 18 00:02:46,669 --> 00:02:47,817 but in a castle. 19 00:02:47,936 --> 00:02:51,568 - "My" castle! - "His" castle, did you hear, Philippe? 20 00:02:51,681 --> 00:02:53,961 - Did you hear what he said? - Not ! Unfortunately... 21 00:02:54,128 --> 00:02:56,826 - In "my" castle! - Let's be serious... 22 00:02:56,877 --> 00:02:58,945 My title dates back to the old nobility. 23 00:02:58,966 --> 00:03:01,980 And I received the order from Napoleon himself. 24 00:03:03,168 --> 00:03:06,502 Napoleon,... fragile as Corsica had begun to divide ranks and castles... 25 00:03:11,127 --> 00:03:15,126 Come on, courage old Suzana, faster, we're late... 26 00:03:15,273 --> 00:03:18,138 - How are you today? - The usual attack! 27 00:03:18,292 --> 00:03:20,850 Let's see who will be fooled, the count or the colonel... 28 00:03:20,972 --> 00:03:23,980 - We make them dance... - They could become dangerous... 29 00:03:24,121 --> 00:03:26,594 Don't be afraid, we can handle it... 30 00:03:26,700 --> 00:03:30,068 Look at Philippe polishing the border and making the usual bows... 31 00:03:30,258 --> 00:03:32,924 How was breakfast? 32 00:03:32,983 --> 00:03:37,421 As usual, harsh words... I pretended not to hear and so I escaped... 33 00:03:37,780 --> 00:03:41,676 One day I will become really deaf. 34 00:03:51,237 --> 00:03:55,003 "The laundresses, your lordship!" - Come on, beauties! 35 00:03:56,132 --> 00:03:59,494 Bravo! We were really waiting for you... 36 00:03:59,666 --> 00:04:03,458 Now call the colonel, but don't excite him too much... 37 00:04:07,622 --> 00:04:11,147 The laundresses in order, Colonel! 38 00:04:13,639 --> 00:04:17,288 At rest, girls. Be ready for inspection! 39 00:04:17,993 --> 00:04:21,052 - We're in your hands... - Calm down, I'll intervene 40 00:04:21,103 --> 00:04:22,252 at the right moment. 41 00:04:25,141 --> 00:04:28,987 As usual, Babette will go to the count and Monique to the colonel. 42 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:33,547 I've never seen so much laundry in my life like this one. 43 00:04:34,607 --> 00:04:38,619 Count, why do we have to put our underwear on so high? It's hard for me... 44 00:04:38,825 --> 00:04:42,147 Yes, yes, yes... I like the order, my little one... 45 00:04:42,185 --> 00:04:45,013 Everything must be in place, my dear. 46 00:04:45,438 --> 00:04:48,597 I always check with my own eyes and what I see pushes me... 47 00:04:48,696 --> 00:04:51,751 I don't have much courage up here... 48 00:04:51,785 --> 00:04:55,788 The stairs are very dangerous, you can fall... 49 00:04:59,658 --> 00:05:02,933 What are you doing, Count...? 50 00:05:02,955 --> 00:05:06,583 - What a waltz...! - I'm dizzy... 51 00:05:06,624 --> 00:05:10,055 - We could go on like this... - Stop! 52 00:05:10,085 --> 00:05:13,158 I'm putting you here, madame... I have to pay you a visit... 53 00:05:13,266 --> 00:05:16,772 - I don't need a doctor, Count... - You must have consulted... 54 00:05:16,807 --> 00:05:19,034 You can't go on like this! 55 00:05:19,829 --> 00:05:22,401 - The laundry is dirty. - It's not true, I'm spotless 56 00:05:22,450 --> 00:05:23,901 like my purity! 57 00:05:24,407 --> 00:05:27,427 You steam another! 58 00:05:27,922 --> 00:05:31,534 If it were like your purity... it would be black! 59 00:05:34,847 --> 00:05:38,072 Congratulations ! 60 00:05:38,307 --> 00:05:41,663 Slapping a soldier is like slapping your homeland. 61 00:05:41,977 --> 00:05:45,316 What a shame! 62 00:05:47,544 --> 00:05:50,455 I bet your underwear is whiter than mine! 63 00:05:50,549 --> 00:05:53,592 It is white, but no more than yours. 64 00:05:53,650 --> 00:05:57,307 I can't take your word for it. I have to control with my own eyes! 65 00:05:57,771 --> 00:06:01,390 Control! 66 00:06:02,376 --> 00:06:06,088 It's true... it's white! 67 00:06:06,193 --> 00:06:10,375 But who knows... maybe below... 68 00:06:11,467 --> 00:06:15,293 - I have nothing to hide. - Nothing ? 69 00:06:16,146 --> 00:06:19,540 I'm glad to find out... 70 00:06:21,861 --> 00:06:26,017 Maybe it's better to sit here, the inspection could be more accurate... 71 00:06:28,180 --> 00:06:30,745 Socks are useless! 72 00:06:36,511 --> 00:06:39,769 The reverse of the medal must always be looked at! 73 00:06:39,836 --> 00:06:44,421 I think it's time to intervene, or the girls have no choice... 74 00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:50,229 Come on, you know what your duty is! You have to sound the alarm! 75 00:06:50,281 --> 00:06:54,449 Think about it! If you were in their situation...? 76 00:06:54,982 --> 00:06:57,245 Donkey... 77 00:06:57,672 --> 00:07:01,223 One moment ! The inspection is not over, we must apply the regulations! 78 00:07:01,625 --> 00:07:05,056 Don't like how I wash? Find another washerwoman. 79 00:07:06,172 --> 00:07:09,019 Hell, I was almost there... 80 00:07:09,101 --> 00:07:12,018 But next time... 81 00:07:13,808 --> 00:07:16,639 I had a little... next time! 82 00:07:17,300 --> 00:07:21,707 Monique, let's go fast... 83 00:07:22,366 --> 00:07:25,218 The colonel was like a regiment... 84 00:07:25,699 --> 00:07:28,333 Let's go, Suzana! I've already conquered this place... 85 00:07:28,387 --> 00:07:31,134 Hello, Philippe! 86 00:07:31,628 --> 00:07:34,895 The women... ! They play those two suckers the way they want... 87 00:07:35,017 --> 00:07:37,458 We'll see... 88 00:07:38,621 --> 00:07:41,726 "If you'll allow me, it's my turn!" - We'll see... 89 00:07:48,934 --> 00:07:52,567 I'm sorry, gentlemen! Colonel... Count...! 90 00:07:53,488 --> 00:07:57,670 I prepared two fresh salads with chicken, eggs, pepperoni. 91 00:07:58,244 --> 00:08:00,631 "Take mine back to the kitchen." - As a butler, you show a little tact. 92 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:04,181 - It's clear we don't need it! - Get out! 93 00:08:05,084 --> 00:08:08,215 Next time I'm making tea! 94 00:08:08,221 --> 00:08:10,884 We can't stay in here all the time like prisoners. 95 00:08:10,965 --> 00:08:13,204 - The boys are laughing at us. "Let them do it!" 96 00:08:13,389 --> 00:08:17,212 When your poor mother died, I promised to take care of you. 97 00:08:17,861 --> 00:08:21,130 "I will keep my promise." - Find us two husbands, aunt! 98 00:08:21,917 --> 00:08:25,259 There must be two husbands with "cloth", don't forget that you are a virgin! 99 00:08:25,833 --> 00:08:28,011 - There aren't many around here... - I don't know how it will end 100 00:08:28,033 --> 00:08:29,166 with the count and colonel... 101 00:08:29,250 --> 00:08:32,659 Don't worry, I'll take care of it, they'll have to pay dearly for what they want! 102 00:08:33,128 --> 00:08:35,010 Why don't you put us up for auction? Two 103 00:08:35,028 --> 00:08:36,160 virgins guaranteed, who makes the first offer? 104 00:08:36,358 --> 00:08:39,058 Finish, Babette! Stop saying nonsense! 105 00:08:39,154 --> 00:08:41,612 I want to marry you well, not sell you. 106 00:08:41,627 --> 00:08:44,991 "You take her too seriously, Auntie!" - Marriage is serious! 107 00:08:45,348 --> 00:08:48,033 You have to think hard about what you're doing... 108 00:08:48,077 --> 00:08:50,545 I believe that one of you will become the mistress of the castle. 109 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:54,296 Let's see who will win the lawsuit... 110 00:08:54,373 --> 00:08:58,604 Whoever puts his hand on it will do well, but the other will not do it badly either... 111 00:08:59,697 --> 00:09:02,649 When will the decision be pronounced...?! 112 00:09:03,171 --> 00:09:05,571 Never! The judge has every interest in not compromising... 113 00:09:06,030 --> 00:09:08,576 Okay, let's try to wake that fat old man too... 114 00:09:08,580 --> 00:09:11,577 "Everything's fine here!" - Damn it! 115 00:09:11,656 --> 00:09:14,375 This process is taking place in an unacceptable way... 116 00:09:14,423 --> 00:09:19,262 In the documents I see that the positions taken by the applicants make the decision to say which is better... 117 00:09:20,453 --> 00:09:25,039 And this court must personally control, in the smallest details... 118 00:09:26,248 --> 00:09:29,893 - Damn the details! - Colonel...! 119 00:09:29,906 --> 00:09:32,584 And you, lawyer, pay attention to what you do...! 120 00:09:32,779 --> 00:09:35,820 Because I will decide this process once and for all with the sword... 121 00:09:35,990 --> 00:09:38,730 And I will use your skin to write the sentence! 122 00:09:42,392 --> 00:09:45,576 "Colonel!" A little respect, please. - It's clear ? 123 00:09:45,631 --> 00:09:48,766 This court will take into account all your wishes. 124 00:09:48,980 --> 00:09:51,289 Make sure you don't waste any more time! 125 00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:56,513 And of course it goes without saying that I don't want to give any... 126 00:09:56,557 --> 00:10:00,058 - One dime ! - Exactly! 127 00:10:01,184 --> 00:10:04,368 I am leaving ! 128 00:10:05,819 --> 00:10:08,941 Where is it today? 129 00:10:10,674 --> 00:10:14,387 Congratulations, Alessandro! I don't know how you still have your head on your shoulders... 130 00:10:14,945 --> 00:10:18,336 Come take a look, come back... 131 00:10:20,393 --> 00:10:22,281 I have a heart around my neck... 132 00:10:22,329 --> 00:10:25,714 - We'll have to deal with this process. - That's right! 133 00:10:25,802 --> 00:10:29,459 So far, the documentation is interesting... 134 00:10:29,526 --> 00:10:32,186 I can't imagine who put it in the file... 135 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:36,632 I think it is necessary to see if it is a previous proposal... 136 00:10:36,714 --> 00:10:39,557 - And complete the collection... - We have to get to the source...! 137 00:10:39,700 --> 00:10:42,110 - Honorable...! - Yes, it's eloquent proof... 138 00:10:42,157 --> 00:10:44,633 There are many ways to reach an agreement. 139 00:10:45,231 --> 00:10:47,482 - The count... - One comes out, another comes in... 140 00:10:47,655 --> 00:10:50,941 - Let's gather the documents. - Let's hope this disarmed him... 141 00:10:51,073 --> 00:10:54,749 They need to see us talking about the process... 142 00:10:54,841 --> 00:10:57,788 Anyway, I represent both of them! 143 00:10:57,829 --> 00:11:02,119 Honorable! The count's well-founded claims on the castle... 144 00:11:02,623 --> 00:11:06,556 cannot be called into question by the aberrations of a pseudo-colonel... 145 00:11:06,655 --> 00:11:10,103 I advise you to withdraw these risky statements! 146 00:11:10,254 --> 00:11:13,400 I'm not withdrawing anything. The count is ready to address His Majesty directly 147 00:11:13,454 --> 00:11:15,173 to have his rights recognized! 148 00:11:15,889 --> 00:11:19,660 Well done, lawyer! 149 00:11:19,670 --> 00:11:22,712 Excuse me, Count! When I plead for a cause, I don't realize who is around me. 150 00:11:22,784 --> 00:11:26,023 I saw in you someone who fights for ideals. Voila! 151 00:11:26,535 --> 00:11:31,326 I can say that the lawyer almost convinced me of your well-founded reasons... 152 00:11:31,500 --> 00:11:34,621 One more reason to appreciate my legal right even more. 153 00:11:34,779 --> 00:11:38,582 - Yes, but it takes until the sentence... - My patience has a limit! 154 00:11:38,588 --> 00:11:43,366 If the decision is not made within a month, as suggested by lawyer Riberto Corbo... 155 00:11:43,388 --> 00:11:46,389 I will address Her Majesty directly with my case and then we will see... 156 00:11:46,997 --> 00:11:50,015 I've had enough ! Is it okay around here? 157 00:11:50,727 --> 00:11:55,460 All hell! How did it occur to you to speak of His Majesty? 158 00:11:55,494 --> 00:11:58,519 If he goes there we are ruined. 159 00:11:59,626 --> 00:12:02,878 Let's split the coin bag right away! 160 00:12:03,593 --> 00:12:06,201 One of me, one of you... 161 00:12:06,506 --> 00:12:09,424 - Is this mine? - It's yours. 162 00:12:09,942 --> 00:12:13,547 However, this division does not seem fair to me! 163 00:12:13,619 --> 00:12:16,445 That is how you will learn to remember His Majesty! 164 00:12:16,508 --> 00:12:21,142 - Let's deal with the documents of the process. - Leave them! I have an ideea ! 165 00:12:21,652 --> 00:12:26,626 Maybe they're in the archives of the White Elephant! 166 00:12:27,623 --> 00:12:31,300 The court decides that we must inspect the White Elephant. 167 00:12:37,553 --> 00:12:40,456 Please, Judge! 168 00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:47,391 Attention, ladies! 169 00:12:48,473 --> 00:12:50,513 - Good morning, girls! - Good morning, gentlemen! 170 00:12:54,380 --> 00:12:58,551 Girls... we have to explain a certain practice first... 171 00:12:58,557 --> 00:13:01,357 - Is something wrong? - It's about some documentation... 172 00:13:01,889 --> 00:13:04,336 Stop it, girls! 173 00:13:04,462 --> 00:13:07,968 - Boyfriend ! - Are you talking to me? Upstairs... 174 00:13:07,991 --> 00:13:11,109 Upstairs ? I'll be there in a moment ! 175 00:13:15,621 --> 00:13:18,690 Monique, Babette...! What are you doing in the boat? 176 00:13:19,177 --> 00:13:22,543 - Wash... - Who's talking, Handsome Boy? 177 00:13:22,633 --> 00:13:26,815 "Why don't you come and help us, Colonel?" - How not ?! With pleasure ! 178 00:13:26,950 --> 00:13:31,697 "Then come in the boat!" - Immediately, but I'm not very expert... 179 00:13:32,170 --> 00:13:33,915 Let him get close and we'll spray him... 180 00:13:33,998 --> 00:13:36,601 Why don't you come to cool off in the shade? 181 00:13:36,610 --> 00:13:38,003 We do not have time... 182 00:13:38,038 --> 00:13:40,967 Slower girls, you're ruining my uniform... 183 00:13:41,099 --> 00:13:43,958 How can you wear dresses in this heat? 184 00:13:44,456 --> 00:13:48,462 - How can you afford it? "What do you want, noble rag?" 185 00:13:48,517 --> 00:13:51,633 "I don't mind the washing machines!" - But they wash my shirts... 186 00:13:52,584 --> 00:13:56,580 - You don't have more than one shirt... - This insult will cost you dearly. 187 00:13:57,706 --> 00:14:02,939 - Behavior unworthy of a soldier... - The count of my boots! 188 00:14:03,108 --> 00:14:06,355 Adjutant Pig to His Majesty's General Staff! 189 00:14:06,370 --> 00:14:09,708 Degradatule... 190 00:14:10,571 --> 00:14:13,433 Good thing I know how to swim... 191 00:14:13,952 --> 00:14:17,308 - Not true. - Aa e... 192 00:14:17,934 --> 00:14:21,701 Help... 193 00:14:24,602 --> 00:14:27,492 Help... 194 00:14:34,777 --> 00:14:38,683 Hey, you ! Can you tell me what the road to Portiglion is? 195 00:14:38,937 --> 00:14:43,479 Go to Portiglion? Get in my carriage! 196 00:14:43,510 --> 00:14:47,799 - My visit will take us there. - With pleasure, but I can't! 197 00:14:47,838 --> 00:14:51,122 - Yes ? Why ? - I wouldn't want to bother you. 198 00:14:51,322 --> 00:14:54,351 There's enough room to lie down... 199 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:57,438 I would gladly lie down, but the problem is that I have a horse... 200 00:14:57,506 --> 00:15:00,435 We tie the horse behind the carriage, he won't protest... 201 00:15:00,478 --> 00:15:04,231 It's a good idea, but I have to find it first. 202 00:15:06,294 --> 00:15:10,695 Alessio! 203 00:15:11,357 --> 00:15:15,591 If I lose this pigeon, I'll strangle it... 204 00:15:15,678 --> 00:15:18,991 "Hurry up, you won't find me..." "I'm looking for Alessio." 205 00:15:19,034 --> 00:15:23,007 - Let him ! I stop the carriage and wait for you... - And how do I get to you, running? 206 00:15:25,173 --> 00:15:28,546 Hey, visit, stop! 207 00:15:28,646 --> 00:15:32,742 - You can't be late, we're late... - Stop... 208 00:15:32,893 --> 00:15:36,231 Alessio! You went after mares, didn't you? 209 00:15:53,094 --> 00:15:58,071 And here, in what part? In my opinion, there should be other interesting pieces. 210 00:15:59,046 --> 00:16:02,791 Aha... here's one! 211 00:16:05,761 --> 00:16:09,278 The skirt, very good... we are approaching... 212 00:16:17,246 --> 00:16:20,919 When are we arriving... 213 00:16:21,417 --> 00:16:24,990 I have to keep something... 214 00:16:29,114 --> 00:16:31,611 The journey is over! 215 00:16:31,614 --> 00:16:35,863 If I go down like this, I can cause an incident... 216 00:16:36,875 --> 00:16:40,655 - Welcome, ma'am! - Is this Portiglion Castle? 217 00:16:40,686 --> 00:16:44,039 Yes Mrs ! May I ask you who you want? 218 00:16:44,182 --> 00:16:48,772 - How, with whom do I want? - Let me know if I take the flute or the trumpet... 219 00:16:48,942 --> 00:16:53,116 - The instrument is very important here! "Call the master of the castle, poor man!" 220 00:16:53,627 --> 00:16:57,348 Unfortunately, here are two masters... 221 00:16:57,510 --> 00:17:01,099 Have you ever heard Colonel Laroche's name? 222 00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:05,348 If it's for the colonel, please stay to the left, the count is pretentious. 223 00:17:12,541 --> 00:17:16,000 Have a visit... And the right outfit for the reception... 224 00:17:16,026 --> 00:17:18,887 Look who's talking! You look like grandma on her deathbed... 225 00:17:18,930 --> 00:17:22,346 She's better off dead, at least she doesn't have to see her nephew like that... 226 00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:26,275 I'd like to see your ancestors twist in the grave! 227 00:17:30,057 --> 00:17:33,296 Can you tell me where I can find the Count d'Alsay? 228 00:17:34,662 --> 00:17:38,552 Here, sir, I'll call him right away. 229 00:17:42,110 --> 00:17:46,439 Sweet flute notes, a visit for you, I hope you don't want to be late to receive them... 230 00:17:46,845 --> 00:17:50,815 Maybe little Babette came to apologize for yesterday... 231 00:17:51,386 --> 00:17:54,250 "Who comes when you sing, Countess?" - The count is single, 232 00:17:54,286 --> 00:17:55,515 You can find it at the bottom of the stairs. 233 00:17:55,654 --> 00:17:58,823 Okay, take care of my horse! 234 00:17:58,998 --> 00:18:02,426 I bet I'll beat Monique's resistance 235 00:18:02,450 --> 00:18:04,426 and Babette will laugh in your face! 236 00:18:06,182 --> 00:18:10,374 I accept ! And the winner will have the other side of the castle. 237 00:18:10,418 --> 00:18:13,403 - Perfect ! You can pack your bags! - As for you, it's useless, 238 00:18:13,410 --> 00:18:14,603 you have nothing to pack anyway... 239 00:18:14,765 --> 00:18:18,779 - Are you giving up the bet? "A nobleman does not withdraw his word!" 240 00:18:19,449 --> 00:18:22,751 The bet is better, I saw that trial was just a hoax... 241 00:18:22,797 --> 00:18:25,606 - It's your fault ! "Yes, I did not address His Majesty..." 242 00:18:25,701 --> 00:18:28,295 In that case, you would have already been out of the castle... 243 00:18:28,301 --> 00:18:30,295 And you would have been a servant... 244 00:18:30,342 --> 00:18:35,727 "Francois, my rabbit!" - Blanche... I thought you were in Paris... 245 00:18:35,737 --> 00:18:40,970 From there they come and say that you have become rich... 246 00:18:41,137 --> 00:18:45,118 Is that what they say? Maybe that's why your love for me has rekindled... 247 00:18:45,453 --> 00:18:48,135 Not really for that... 248 00:18:48,185 --> 00:18:51,719 I found among my belongings this engagement gift... 249 00:18:52,066 --> 00:18:56,103 - Let's go, here and the walls have ears. - Hi, Uncle! 250 00:18:57,105 --> 00:19:01,142 Rene...! What a joy to see you again, my boy...! 251 00:19:01,242 --> 00:19:03,766 Let's go, we're not well here, it's family business... 252 00:19:03,850 --> 00:19:08,366 - Yes, Uncle, he gave me many directions... - I see you were assaulted by bandits... 253 00:19:08,434 --> 00:19:11,535 - Miss, the clothes... - You got the lieutenant wrong, they're not hers. 254 00:19:14,565 --> 00:19:19,175 Well done, Rene! You respected the family's reputation, congratulations! 255 00:19:19,329 --> 00:19:24,027 You're wrong, Uncle, nothing happened. I'm tired of women, I want to rest. 256 00:19:25,622 --> 00:19:28,687 Oh, Rene! Heavens, you just haven't become... 257 00:19:28,761 --> 00:19:31,992 No, don't worry... In Paris, women don't leave me at all and I'm tired... 258 00:19:32,621 --> 00:19:36,575 I understand. I imagine... Paris... 259 00:19:36,713 --> 00:19:39,887 Imagine that one night I had to split up between three girls... 260 00:19:39,894 --> 00:19:42,952 Enough with those jealous husbands and duels! 261 00:19:43,038 --> 00:19:46,503 A little vacation. A game of cards, of Shah... 262 00:19:46,697 --> 00:19:49,007 - But no women. - You tell me ?! 263 00:19:49,129 --> 00:19:51,311 The diagonal is ready to intervene! 264 00:19:51,953 --> 00:19:54,075 The action will be decided and irresistible. 265 00:19:54,773 --> 00:19:58,231 Now I recognize the zeal with which you fight in battles. 266 00:19:58,849 --> 00:20:01,947 Come over... 267 00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:06,455 Are you waiting for the trumpet to sound? 268 00:20:09,861 --> 00:20:14,011 I'm straight! Artillery must save ammunition. 269 00:20:14,510 --> 00:20:17,470 - How so? - Tactical reasons. 270 00:20:17,538 --> 00:20:19,983 The objectives are other... 271 00:20:20,145 --> 00:20:23,295 I won again! 272 00:20:24,277 --> 00:20:28,734 Lawyers, I don't know why you keep playing cards, you could do something better... 273 00:20:28,793 --> 00:20:33,143 - I'm passionate, madame. - I confess that I see little passion in you! 274 00:20:33,174 --> 00:20:37,655 Such a person cannot be judged, it depends on the means at his disposal... 275 00:20:37,761 --> 00:20:40,791 Do you find that the rates are high? 276 00:20:40,941 --> 00:20:44,230 - Why don't you make an offer? - Free! 277 00:20:47,198 --> 00:20:51,887 - It's painful, but unfortunately it's not possible. "Then let's play cards!" 278 00:20:53,694 --> 00:20:55,855 - He must be here... - Why don't you take better care of me 279 00:20:55,894 --> 00:20:57,095 than files...? 280 00:20:57,689 --> 00:21:00,775 - I found him... - Calm down... 281 00:21:00,921 --> 00:21:05,515 - I found the whole file. - What an idea we had to bring the archive here...! 282 00:21:05,583 --> 00:21:09,022 We will finally be able to decide the fate of the castle in Portiglion. 283 00:21:09,662 --> 00:21:12,335 Tonight ? 284 00:21:12,405 --> 00:21:17,510 Tomorrow, of course! Now I have to examine another pressing case... 285 00:21:18,053 --> 00:21:19,670 If my judge says so... 286 00:21:28,799 --> 00:21:33,211 - Look for a hot pepper in the market! - A hot pepper? 287 00:21:33,895 --> 00:21:37,260 I want to make the sauce you made more explosive! 288 00:21:37,398 --> 00:21:40,107 - For the big maneuvers? - Exactly! 289 00:21:40,158 --> 00:21:42,492 The order... 290 00:21:42,794 --> 00:21:46,050 It's not just a military matter, but... where 291 00:21:46,094 --> 00:21:47,292 there's a colonel, the lieutenant must disappear. 292 00:21:48,538 --> 00:21:51,916 Good ! It's not about jealousy. But be careful, my dear... 293 00:21:51,942 --> 00:21:57,132 Sometimes they are lieutenants capable of brilliant careers... 294 00:21:58,179 --> 00:22:02,210 Can I ask you a favor? Hold Laroche's girlfriend, let's say... 295 00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:03,579 under pressure ? 296 00:22:03,603 --> 00:22:06,468 With great pleasure, uncle, if you enjoy... 297 00:22:06,550 --> 00:22:08,916 It would be very helpful... 298 00:22:09,014 --> 00:22:11,731 Why don't you take care of such a graceful lady... 299 00:22:11,874 --> 00:22:15,550 Because I can't, or rather, I could, but I have to save 300 00:22:15,574 --> 00:22:17,172 energy for another mission... 301 00:22:17,354 --> 00:22:20,299 - An important business, I imagine! - More or less... 302 00:22:21,539 --> 00:22:25,036 - Philippe, for me the steak tartare! "Maybe a little paprika!" 303 00:22:25,510 --> 00:22:28,916 I developed a plan that would allow me to triumph with much style and elegance 304 00:22:29,102 --> 00:22:31,816 in front of that boastful colonel. 305 00:22:31,902 --> 00:22:36,157 - The castle thing? - Yes, a new idea came to me. 306 00:22:36,235 --> 00:22:40,740 I entrust Miss Blanche to your expert care! 307 00:22:41,390 --> 00:22:44,360 - I'm the escape... - A little... 308 00:22:44,414 --> 00:22:48,747 The colonel must get out of his rhythm, be distracted... 309 00:22:48,830 --> 00:22:51,459 And so he doesn't have time to think about anything else... 310 00:22:51,915 --> 00:22:55,140 The count must be in a position not to be able to intervene in the battle... 311 00:22:56,226 --> 00:22:59,871 This is the first step I need to take! 312 00:22:59,985 --> 00:23:02,519 It's the fundamental one... 313 00:23:02,553 --> 00:23:06,608 Why do I have to grease the spikes with hot peppers? 314 00:23:06,706 --> 00:23:08,775 For the "Armchair" operation. 315 00:23:08,913 --> 00:23:11,127 When he sits on the armchair, he will suffer some consequences 316 00:23:11,150 --> 00:23:14,127 which will take him out of battle for a few weeks. 317 00:23:14,845 --> 00:23:18,200 The trouble is, he owes me his salary... 318 00:23:18,342 --> 00:23:21,887 And so he won't be able to put his hand in his pocket for money... 319 00:23:21,966 --> 00:23:24,943 He only owes you six months... 320 00:23:25,142 --> 00:23:28,663 And you, Colonel, this week... a whole year... 321 00:23:28,737 --> 00:23:31,967 - To stay ? - Week... 322 00:23:33,334 --> 00:23:36,558 These are an advance! 323 00:23:36,670 --> 00:23:40,222 Let's prepare the "Armchair" operation. 324 00:24:07,681 --> 00:24:10,832 - I catch you... - No, no... 325 00:24:11,945 --> 00:24:14,775 Come here, my little one! 326 00:24:15,434 --> 00:24:18,095 Count... 327 00:24:19,038 --> 00:24:21,552 I catch you... 328 00:24:23,189 --> 00:24:26,632 - Cuckoo... - Where is he? 329 00:24:27,966 --> 00:24:31,000 - You're upstairs... I saw you... - I'm here... 330 00:24:36,050 --> 00:24:38,815 Slower... 331 00:24:40,077 --> 00:24:42,807 I'm coming up... 332 00:24:48,486 --> 00:24:51,431 Give me the rope and I'll come up... 333 00:24:51,630 --> 00:24:54,775 I am the dove, you are the dove...! 334 00:24:56,645 --> 00:25:00,295 What a strong man...! 335 00:25:01,517 --> 00:25:04,799 I'm really in shape... 336 00:25:06,518 --> 00:25:09,792 - Did something happen to you? - No no... 337 00:25:15,365 --> 00:25:17,904 Now... 338 00:25:23,702 --> 00:25:26,403 Give up! Where's the horse? I mean the mare... 339 00:25:26,511 --> 00:25:30,260 Where are you, Genoveva? 340 00:25:30,340 --> 00:25:33,161 Genoveva? 341 00:25:37,163 --> 00:25:40,341 Miss, are you in trouble, can I help you? 342 00:25:47,515 --> 00:25:50,705 Be good and stay here! I came, miss. 343 00:25:52,263 --> 00:25:55,352 Where are you, miss? 344 00:26:00,815 --> 00:26:04,496 Let's start well... Come on, get up! 345 00:26:06,591 --> 00:26:09,834 Did you fall ill, did you hit yourself? 346 00:26:11,193 --> 00:26:13,250 - Yes ? Where? - Honestly, I don't know. 347 00:26:13,293 --> 00:26:14,683 I feel bruised. 348 00:26:24,645 --> 00:26:27,882 We have to control everywhere! 349 00:26:28,673 --> 00:26:33,570 You're right, Alessio, you're too young, you better not see some things. 350 00:26:34,332 --> 00:26:37,365 I'll take care of that. 351 00:26:38,282 --> 00:26:40,765 Is that okay? Take a nap! 352 00:26:43,403 --> 00:26:47,096 - We need to find these bruises! - I think there are many... 353 00:26:47,387 --> 00:26:50,380 We control them all... 354 00:26:51,439 --> 00:26:54,612 Let's look for them... 355 00:27:36,099 --> 00:27:39,216 - What's your name, baby? - Babette! But you ? 356 00:27:39,283 --> 00:27:42,360 Rene... Where are you? 357 00:27:47,911 --> 00:27:52,236 How beautiful you are... instead of riding, I'd better take care of you... 358 00:27:52,286 --> 00:27:54,713 Yes... ? 359 00:27:55,435 --> 00:27:58,616 - We better be sure... - Of course... 360 00:27:58,707 --> 00:28:02,244 - It stings me! - I'll take off my coat right away. 361 00:28:03,311 --> 00:28:06,009 - Help ! "Who's crying for help?" 362 00:28:06,849 --> 00:28:11,864 I'm going to see. She's a woman in danger. 363 00:28:12,273 --> 00:28:16,287 Help ! There's no one... ? Come quickly... 364 00:28:18,134 --> 00:28:22,256 "Miss Blanche!" - Alas, Lieutenant, I was assaulted... 365 00:28:22,342 --> 00:28:26,000 - Of whom ? - I don't know, he was big and ugly like a bear. 366 00:28:26,589 --> 00:28:30,462 Maybe he was a woodcutter. He touched me with his ugly hands... 367 00:28:31,912 --> 00:28:35,122 I don't want you to leave me, I'm afraid of that monster... 368 00:28:35,212 --> 00:28:36,622 You're safe now. 369 00:28:36,709 --> 00:28:39,854 - He tried to rape me... - Where did he come from? 370 00:28:39,892 --> 00:28:44,249 I don't know, he suddenly jumped on me and I started screaming... 371 00:28:44,341 --> 00:28:47,386 How lucky you were...! 372 00:28:47,912 --> 00:28:51,018 - Are you feeling better now? - Yes, thank you! 373 00:28:51,085 --> 00:28:54,722 "But what were you doing here?" - Let's take a look at the hay harvest... 374 00:28:54,772 --> 00:28:56,990 Please take me back to the castle! 375 00:28:57,140 --> 00:29:00,705 So, Colonel, you want to hire Monique... 376 00:29:00,749 --> 00:29:04,179 Exactly! Starting today if you don't mind. 377 00:29:04,277 --> 00:29:07,486 - How come Philippe isn't good anymore? - Philippe is an idiot. 378 00:29:09,251 --> 00:29:15,013 Because... I have a guest... a Parisian. 379 00:29:15,142 --> 00:29:18,189 - Sorry! - Are you still here? 380 00:29:18,730 --> 00:29:21,473 - The pharmacist is waiting for you. "A lady from Paris?" 381 00:29:21,487 --> 00:29:24,607 Leaves ! The fish has a little bit left and bites... 382 00:29:24,790 --> 00:29:27,208 - Are you going for a walk? - Get some air. 383 00:29:27,243 --> 00:29:30,116 - Great idea. "If he knew his wife." 384 00:29:30,243 --> 00:29:31,816 He went out to get some air... 385 00:29:31,907 --> 00:29:34,444 Miºcã, Suzana... 386 00:29:35,083 --> 00:29:37,732 For Monique, it's a very risky decision, dear colonel. 387 00:29:37,754 --> 00:29:41,477 - That's right! But he comes to a respectable house! - Do you know what they say about you...!? 388 00:29:41,698 --> 00:29:46,723 Monique will not enter the castle without establishing a very precise guarantee. 389 00:29:47,467 --> 00:29:50,668 You mean, like, saltines and their ilk, eh? 390 00:29:50,815 --> 00:29:54,652 let's say, accident insurance... 391 00:29:54,774 --> 00:29:58,100 I would think of about 15 acres of land. 392 00:29:58,183 --> 00:30:01,692 - I think you're kidding... - But what do you want me to give him the castle? 393 00:30:01,994 --> 00:30:06,152 - She deserves it, she's just a virgin! - Let's not exaggerate ! 394 00:30:06,319 --> 00:30:09,920 Let's just say I could get... to... half the castle. 395 00:30:10,671 --> 00:30:14,281 - Which half? - The one... on the right. 396 00:30:14,332 --> 00:30:17,486 Where the count I think will walk a little... 397 00:30:19,944 --> 00:30:23,518 - The offer is not bad... - Shall we clap? 398 00:30:26,324 --> 00:30:30,773 A small signature, for the guarantee, not for anything else, the colonels... 399 00:30:31,456 --> 00:30:34,565 - Not ? - If you insist... 400 00:30:40,667 --> 00:30:43,685 - I don't know what happened to me... - Come on, tell me! 401 00:30:43,744 --> 00:30:47,302 All my aunt's advice shattered in an instant, a catastrophe! 402 00:30:47,540 --> 00:30:51,397 - Oh my God, what happened? - I gave up without knowing anything... 403 00:30:52,188 --> 00:30:55,285 - Heavens! Babette, don't say that... - No, not right up there... 404 00:30:55,409 --> 00:30:58,887 What a shame ! That's what you had to tell me... 405 00:30:59,064 --> 00:31:02,982 - Stay for next time... - What are you doing now? 406 00:31:03,008 --> 00:31:06,030 - I'm going in the water. "Don't say anything to your aunt!" 407 00:31:06,112 --> 00:31:10,693 - Not a word, that would eat me... - Okay. 408 00:31:12,995 --> 00:31:15,605 Oh, how hot... 409 00:31:18,847 --> 00:31:23,220 Wine, and extraordinary... 410 00:31:24,135 --> 00:31:27,136 - I'll be there in a moment. - Move faster... 411 00:31:27,255 --> 00:31:30,280 If the count and the colonel came now... 412 00:31:30,683 --> 00:31:34,233 I think they got the bathroom they did yesterday... 413 00:31:34,263 --> 00:31:36,213 Where did you hide, really...? 414 00:31:36,314 --> 00:31:40,200 ... what would be my legal position if the colonel caught me on his land? 415 00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:43,350 If he kills you, your position will be horizontal! 416 00:31:43,465 --> 00:31:47,406 Anyway, this whole business is a big mess. 417 00:31:48,061 --> 00:31:51,462 - Where are you going, Alessandro? - I'm returning home. 418 00:31:51,501 --> 00:31:54,342 "You better think again!" - Can it be a business? 419 00:31:54,412 --> 00:31:58,562 If the colonel hit you badly, you could claim 2,000 florins in damages. 420 00:31:59,448 --> 00:32:02,698 - 2,000 florins? - Yes. 421 00:32:03,312 --> 00:32:06,135 We have to go home or my aunt will be worried. 422 00:32:06,245 --> 00:32:08,789 - But it's so good here... - Are you telling me? I'd take another bath... 423 00:32:10,324 --> 00:32:13,309 - Babette...! - What ? 424 00:32:13,364 --> 00:32:16,698 - Suzana disappeared with our clothes. - What a donkey...! 425 00:32:17,128 --> 00:32:21,166 - How do we get home? - We're taking her through the woods. 426 00:32:21,252 --> 00:32:25,005 When evaluating the castle we must reach a 427 00:32:25,052 --> 00:32:26,175 value five times higher than the real one. 428 00:32:26,241 --> 00:32:28,110 Why five times? 429 00:32:28,129 --> 00:32:31,846 It goes well in your head, your fee depends on the value of the property. 430 00:32:31,864 --> 00:32:35,138 - Let's do it ten times. - Yes... a thousand times... 431 00:32:36,196 --> 00:32:39,446 - An empty woman! - Where? 432 00:32:41,008 --> 00:32:43,400 - Ricardo, are you sure you're okay? "An empty woman has passed," 433 00:32:43,408 --> 00:32:44,754 a graceful brunette... 434 00:32:44,772 --> 00:32:47,870 A blonde passed by... 435 00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:52,374 - It's a hallucination because of the heat. - It was made of flesh and blood, what flesh... 436 00:32:52,672 --> 00:32:56,122 Look at them both there! 437 00:32:56,156 --> 00:32:59,573 - It's hot, put yourself in the shade! "The court is taking immediate action!" 438 00:32:59,660 --> 00:33:03,741 After what happened, we must go to the White Elephant immediately! 439 00:33:08,841 --> 00:33:12,066 We have finally become healthy and unharmed! 440 00:33:15,384 --> 00:33:18,630 "I don't even know how to thank you!" - It was a real pleasure. 441 00:33:22,147 --> 00:33:25,102 - Colonel... - What a hyena...! 442 00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:44,002 Are you, Francois? 443 00:33:44,064 --> 00:33:47,200 No, little one! I'll have it once and I'll have enough, 444 00:33:47,264 --> 00:33:48,557 try to find something else. 445 00:33:48,745 --> 00:33:52,798 By order of the commander, we continue the action... 446 00:33:58,212 --> 00:34:00,870 - Do you know anything, my treasure? - Say it, baby! 447 00:34:00,948 --> 00:34:04,942 - I hired your maid Monique. - Which Monique? 448 00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:07,210 The brunette at the laundry. 449 00:34:07,268 --> 00:34:10,314 I didn't ask you that, are you sure it's for me? 450 00:34:10,353 --> 00:34:13,046 - Who do you want it for? - I don't know, maybe it's useful to you 451 00:34:13,053 --> 00:34:14,046 for tactical reasons... 452 00:34:14,161 --> 00:34:17,250 "What's on your mind?" - He left ? 453 00:34:18,132 --> 00:34:21,078 - Not. "I'm tired of your distrust!" 454 00:34:21,121 --> 00:34:24,066 Don't make me wait! Do you have more? 455 00:34:24,068 --> 00:34:27,283 Are you crazy, Philippe? Do you light the fire in this heat? 456 00:34:27,429 --> 00:34:31,434 "That's what the colonel ordered me to do." - I was imagining... 457 00:34:31,497 --> 00:34:36,006 Of course, he hasn't paid you in a year and you continue to carry out his orders. 458 00:34:36,088 --> 00:34:39,022 "For three months, Count." - What do you mean, three months? 459 00:34:39,092 --> 00:34:42,925 Yes, sir, he gave me an advance, while you owed me eight. 460 00:34:44,101 --> 00:34:48,870 - Here's the payment, unhappy vassal! "Thank you, Count!" 461 00:34:50,703 --> 00:34:53,720 Attention! 462 00:34:55,909 --> 00:34:59,232 "Do you need anything, excellent?" - I need water. 463 00:34:59,266 --> 00:35:02,423 - We don't have water today. - How come we don't have water? 464 00:35:02,511 --> 00:35:05,994 The guest takes a lot of baths... 465 00:35:06,731 --> 00:35:09,833 I'm done and I'm done. It's so beautiful, baby! 466 00:35:09,855 --> 00:35:12,973 - Nothing better for a morning. - What a pleasure... 467 00:35:13,639 --> 00:35:17,153 Help... 468 00:35:17,199 --> 00:35:20,029 "Did something happen to you, Count?" - Where's the water? 469 00:35:20,068 --> 00:35:22,993 I want to get in the water... 470 00:35:24,219 --> 00:35:28,848 - A new way to take a bath? - Excuse me! It's not a habit. 471 00:35:30,138 --> 00:35:34,609 - These aristocrats... - I sat on a reddish iron... 472 00:35:35,995 --> 00:35:39,969 That's when you say your ass is on fire... 473 00:35:42,975 --> 00:35:47,104 You must understand, my dear, the count loses his head when he sees a valley. 474 00:35:50,594 --> 00:35:54,057 Unfortunately, an accident can happen to anyone. 475 00:35:54,563 --> 00:35:58,617 - Will it take me a long time? - No, unless you force this part... 476 00:35:58,947 --> 00:36:02,504 - It will be hard not to use it... - If I'm not mistaken I was talking about Babette... 477 00:36:02,714 --> 00:36:05,313 - Want... ? - Excellent...! 478 00:36:05,579 --> 00:36:08,977 "I mean, what can I do?" - There are things that are priceless... 479 00:36:09,654 --> 00:36:13,297 Make an effort, try to give me a clue... 480 00:36:13,607 --> 00:36:16,897 - Do you have any ideea ? "Half of Portiglion Castle!" 481 00:36:19,751 --> 00:36:23,648 - I understand it's not a joke! - No, of course it's not a joke... 482 00:36:23,830 --> 00:36:27,233 Do not hesitate to ask, and when you ask... you do not take into account the expenses... 483 00:36:27,276 --> 00:36:31,069 I do it for the good of my niece... 484 00:36:31,196 --> 00:36:33,180 Remember that she gives you everything, and you half... 485 00:36:33,196 --> 00:36:34,298 That's right! 486 00:36:34,496 --> 00:36:38,895 After all... it's half the colonel's castle. 487 00:36:40,252 --> 00:36:45,101 Only I would like a contract with your signature, Count! 488 00:36:46,227 --> 00:36:50,790 How did you say? I am noble, my ancestors guarantee for, my lady! 489 00:36:51,075 --> 00:36:54,174 Can I guarantee from the grave? 490 00:36:54,500 --> 00:36:58,333 It's not about that, it's about moral guarantees, of course... 491 00:36:58,780 --> 00:37:02,213 Prepare the contract and sign it with Babette tomorrow. 492 00:37:06,212 --> 00:37:07,714 Fainting... 493 00:37:08,395 --> 00:37:10,437 I won! 494 00:37:10,787 --> 00:37:13,958 You really don't want a mouthful of brandy, lawyer? 495 00:37:14,016 --> 00:37:17,053 - No, thank you! I only drink water. - Only water? 496 00:37:17,068 --> 00:37:19,749 - Alcohol pushes for uncontrolled actions... - There are no such opportunities here... 497 00:37:19,943 --> 00:37:22,261 There are plenty of opportunities here... 498 00:37:22,771 --> 00:37:25,838 Who is ? 499 00:37:33,363 --> 00:37:36,501 Look who came...! What a pleasure... 500 00:37:36,767 --> 00:37:39,109 Nothing, girls. 501 00:37:39,427 --> 00:37:43,686 Have you ever decided to send my nieces for a qualification course? 502 00:37:44,436 --> 00:37:48,957 You're wrong, Mrs. Peronniere! I came for a lawyer, I need him for a contract. 503 00:37:49,636 --> 00:37:52,877 The lawyer is always free! 504 00:37:56,163 --> 00:37:59,245 Please ! Excuse me, ma'am! 505 00:37:59,500 --> 00:38:02,038 Are you lost again, madame? 506 00:38:03,100 --> 00:38:06,038 But they will pay me... 507 00:38:06,272 --> 00:38:09,845 I can make this contract even if its legality is questionable... 508 00:38:10,216 --> 00:38:12,789 It's legal or not my job... 509 00:38:13,499 --> 00:38:18,421 Ricardo! Do you want to stop for a while? I need to discuss a business... 510 00:38:22,792 --> 00:38:27,941 From what I understand, the count would give half the castle to the beautiful Babette! 511 00:38:28,368 --> 00:38:32,565 And on the other hand, I'm in possession of a paper where the colonel... 512 00:38:33,035 --> 00:38:36,914 ... He took it upon himself to give half to his niece Monique! Don't touch it! 513 00:38:36,988 --> 00:38:41,989 Really great skill... Well, the castle will be one of the nieces... 514 00:38:42,159 --> 00:38:45,118 Not bad... But now let's make the contract! 515 00:38:45,132 --> 00:38:47,301 That's right! The contract... 516 00:38:47,651 --> 00:38:51,445 But we should settle the fee issue... 517 00:38:51,671 --> 00:38:55,590 I hope you will be understanding, lawyers! I'm just a poor woman... 518 00:38:55,868 --> 00:38:59,789 I understand...! But instead of asking you for money... 519 00:39:00,608 --> 00:39:04,218 "I'll ask you for Babette!" - Babette? 520 00:39:04,504 --> 00:39:09,493 Then the count... Yes, but that way I lose my double guarantee! 521 00:39:10,871 --> 00:39:14,270 "It'll be enough if you arrange for Monique." - Not possible. 522 00:39:14,324 --> 00:39:16,501 Remember I can help you! There is no doubt 523 00:39:16,524 --> 00:39:17,781 about my friendship with the judge... 524 00:39:17,904 --> 00:39:20,965 But only if the prank on Monique succeeds! 525 00:39:21,024 --> 00:39:24,853 Rest assured, you can count on my full cooperation... 526 00:39:27,099 --> 00:39:30,469 Hey, Ricardo! Keep going ! 527 00:39:38,444 --> 00:39:41,250 If this damn lawyer continues to win 528 00:39:41,261 --> 00:39:45,095 the books, he will win more than our firm. 529 00:39:45,151 --> 00:39:46,989 Don't let him in! 530 00:39:47,095 --> 00:39:48,850 How to do ? He always comes with the judge... 531 00:39:48,865 --> 00:39:50,550 But there are many ways to undress a man... 532 00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:58,741 Follow my advice and we will be better. Count on me! 533 00:39:58,927 --> 00:40:02,862 - But not me, aunt! - Come here right away! 534 00:40:02,988 --> 00:40:06,862 Can the castle become yours, do you understand or not, the fools? 535 00:40:07,084 --> 00:40:09,838 - I mean you, Babette... - I don't care. 536 00:40:09,848 --> 00:40:11,853 She's in love, aunt. 537 00:40:11,896 --> 00:40:15,829 And so in a woman's life there is room for love and business... 538 00:40:15,868 --> 00:40:17,571 Yes, but how is it done? 539 00:40:17,591 --> 00:40:21,869 First, arrange the business, and then if the opportunity arises, make love. 540 00:40:24,965 --> 00:40:27,903 Hello, Mrs. Nanette! What do you want? 541 00:40:27,976 --> 00:40:31,786 The count and the colonel. 542 00:40:38,721 --> 00:40:42,330 - Uhu...! Babette...! - No, it's not possible...! 543 00:40:42,385 --> 00:40:46,482 - Good Babette! - Now it's different...! 544 00:40:56,517 --> 00:41:00,435 - Your new maid, my dear! - Congratulations, you taste good! 545 00:41:00,569 --> 00:41:03,786 Hello Mrs ! 546 00:41:03,964 --> 00:41:07,202 Let's enter. 547 00:41:07,856 --> 00:41:11,579 Not... 548 00:41:11,976 --> 00:41:16,682 This house is starting to become dangerous, there is a naked woman in every room. 549 00:41:17,461 --> 00:41:21,527 It won't go on like this for long! We will make some general order. 550 00:41:21,686 --> 00:41:25,956 Many will change, we will make order. Point and start! Of course! 551 00:41:26,486 --> 00:41:30,779 "Are you going to buy the castle, ma'am?" "Should I buy it?" 552 00:41:30,934 --> 00:41:34,499 It will be a gift, agricultural master! 553 00:41:34,585 --> 00:41:38,316 - The gift of a laundress...! "What did you say, washerwoman?" 554 00:41:38,410 --> 00:41:41,772 - On your knees and apologize! - Sorry! 555 00:41:41,881 --> 00:41:45,887 "On your knees, slave!" - I apologize ! 556 00:41:47,134 --> 00:41:51,460 Go my dear, gather as many roses as you want! 557 00:41:51,515 --> 00:41:55,133 - What a graceful girl...! - Yes Yes Yes... 558 00:41:55,267 --> 00:42:00,530 Let's face it, Babette is not taken into account, she was waiting for me... 559 00:42:00,540 --> 00:42:04,165 - Right, Uncle ?! - Lus primae noctis! 560 00:42:05,172 --> 00:42:09,397 I understand! This means that the first night is of the Castilian... 561 00:42:09,747 --> 00:42:13,209 Officially, this law has been abolished but it is still tolerated... 562 00:42:13,763 --> 00:42:17,414 - Anyway, it's very convenient for you! - Hunting reserved! 563 00:42:18,356 --> 00:42:22,010 Thanks! For our successes! 564 00:42:40,764 --> 00:42:44,365 "Take it, miss!" - Which ? 565 00:42:44,475 --> 00:42:47,758 How which? The one over there. Be discreet... 566 00:42:49,643 --> 00:42:52,565 Dear uncle, I drink for the success of the test that awaits you! 567 00:42:55,872 --> 00:42:59,445 - There are ghosts in the castle. - Yes, I'm sure of two! 568 00:42:59,604 --> 00:43:01,157 They are the ancient spirits of two great warriors. 569 00:43:04,667 --> 00:43:07,230 Instead of considering the battle over, they saw 570 00:43:07,250 --> 00:43:08,430 that they were equal and continued to fight... 571 00:43:09,275 --> 00:43:12,374 "There are two stubborn people!" "Miss Blanche!" 572 00:43:12,644 --> 00:43:15,762 - I have a message! - From whom? 573 00:43:15,820 --> 00:43:18,981 From the lieutenant. 574 00:43:19,635 --> 00:43:22,713 It's written on the napkin. 575 00:43:23,339 --> 00:43:25,798 "Here, mademoiselle!" - Thank you! 576 00:43:27,407 --> 00:43:31,494 Sweet Babette! Wait for me at night in the living room. 577 00:43:34,796 --> 00:43:38,877 - I got a headache... - Let your head fall, witch! 578 00:43:40,787 --> 00:43:43,989 How did he allow himself to read the message that was being sent to me? 579 00:43:44,012 --> 00:43:46,997 - Who knows what he's going to do...?! - Come over ! 580 00:43:47,188 --> 00:43:50,142 Why this special toilet? 581 00:43:50,204 --> 00:43:54,341 It's a duty for us officers, but I do it for you too... 582 00:43:55,811 --> 00:43:59,013 Too bad! Just tonight... I'm having a good night's sleep... 583 00:43:59,507 --> 00:44:04,166 I will keep you awake, my love. Let's start with a drink... 584 00:44:05,555 --> 00:44:08,653 You bastard! You know how to persuade women, don't you? 585 00:44:11,187 --> 00:44:13,757 - Are the girls in their rooms? - Yes, Colonel. 586 00:44:13,844 --> 00:44:16,693 Don't confuse drinks. 587 00:44:16,771 --> 00:44:20,614 This one for the lady contains sleeping pills, and the other one a dust that would push him 588 00:44:20,650 --> 00:44:22,614 And a eunuch to make love. 589 00:44:23,275 --> 00:44:26,357 Not to forget... 590 00:44:31,015 --> 00:44:35,229 No, no, vice versa... 591 00:44:35,504 --> 00:44:38,109 How much do you need, honey? I felt like drinking 592 00:44:38,115 --> 00:44:39,309 I don't even know how to tell you... 593 00:44:40,228 --> 00:44:44,933 Here, my impatient little one! We hadn't clashed together in a long time... 594 00:44:45,747 --> 00:44:50,501 Let's take advantage of this special opportunity... Let's drink for our love! 595 00:44:50,571 --> 00:44:53,950 - Will you stay with me all night? - Until tomorrow. 596 00:44:54,012 --> 00:44:59,133 - Then let's drink for ourselves! - For us and our eternal love! 597 00:45:19,272 --> 00:45:22,470 Looks like you're falling asleep, my dear... 598 00:45:23,167 --> 00:45:26,901 It looks like I'm taking catalepsy... 599 00:45:27,455 --> 00:45:31,176 And you say I'm falling asleep...! 600 00:45:39,719 --> 00:45:43,981 Well done Philippe, you did a good job! This is taken out of the fight... 601 00:45:44,151 --> 00:45:47,537 I am always ready to help those who pay. Where do we put it? 602 00:45:47,568 --> 00:45:51,118 - In bed. - What a joke ! How much do you weigh... 603 00:45:54,648 --> 00:45:59,489 - What do you say, my idea is good? "Let's hope there's less dust inside!" 604 00:46:18,407 --> 00:46:22,414 Babette! It's me, my dove! 605 00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:28,646 Curious ! Why isn't he here? 606 00:46:29,916 --> 00:46:33,221 Babette... 607 00:46:36,963 --> 00:46:40,165 Got it, you hid... Are you in the closet? 608 00:46:46,820 --> 00:46:50,301 Where did she go? 609 00:47:21,328 --> 00:47:25,626 Babette...! Thank you for coming, I'm crazy about you, my dear! 610 00:47:32,563 --> 00:47:36,075 Is someone ! Who will it be? 611 00:47:37,212 --> 00:47:40,918 Come over ! Let's go to my bedroom. 612 00:47:40,996 --> 00:47:44,670 - They want to go to Paris... - I'd rather send her dead... 613 00:47:44,713 --> 00:47:47,322 Philippe came... 614 00:47:48,816 --> 00:47:53,290 Come on, Philippe! Do you know where Babette is? The bed is empty, it's gone... 615 00:47:55,704 --> 00:48:00,426 I didn't see her, I'm sure she went to bed, did you look under the sheet? 616 00:48:00,708 --> 00:48:04,494 - I looked and it's not under the sheet! - Really...!? 617 00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:07,150 I wouldn't want the colonel in the middle if I find out it's his fault 618 00:48:07,160 --> 00:48:08,277 they will pay me dearly... 619 00:48:08,423 --> 00:48:13,150 No, no, the colonel is sleeping alone in his bed... he won't wake up soon... 620 00:48:13,272 --> 00:48:17,082 - I know what happened. - What happened ? 621 00:48:17,272 --> 00:48:20,328 Miss Blanche put a sleeping pill in her drink... 622 00:48:20,372 --> 00:48:21,728 it can be seen that she has another job... 623 00:48:26,736 --> 00:48:30,434 - That's good... - Look at him, snoring! 624 00:48:30,768 --> 00:48:33,409 How can it be so stupid to take a sleeping pill? 625 00:48:34,143 --> 00:48:37,442 Count... 626 00:48:47,436 --> 00:48:51,026 What a mess! It all happens only to me! 627 00:48:51,079 --> 00:48:54,346 What did I do, Heaven? 628 00:48:56,264 --> 00:48:59,737 What fun to take to bed and that... 629 00:49:01,047 --> 00:49:03,982 Come on, Count, let's go to bed. 630 00:49:04,031 --> 00:49:07,210 Babette, do you allow a roll? 631 00:49:12,456 --> 00:49:15,258 I finished ! 632 00:49:15,548 --> 00:49:21,329 Sleep in peace! Once and for all you will end the quarrel... 633 00:49:21,443 --> 00:49:24,162 And you will be friends... 634 00:49:24,492 --> 00:49:27,458 Hold your hand! 635 00:49:27,527 --> 00:49:30,338 - You have a mole... - And you. 636 00:49:30,727 --> 00:49:34,965 "Maybe you can't sit still?" - Help, the ghosts... 637 00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:40,409 - You're not Babette! - But you liked it anyway... 638 00:49:40,648 --> 00:49:44,186 No, leave me alone! Help... ! 639 00:49:44,616 --> 00:49:47,633 Hey, ghosts, come on in! 640 00:49:49,900 --> 00:49:52,242 Help ! 641 00:49:57,728 --> 00:50:01,218 I'll take care of them... 642 00:50:08,784 --> 00:50:11,674 I don't have time now, little one, I'll be back. 643 00:50:15,443 --> 00:50:20,346 Nobody will find me here. 644 00:50:27,703 --> 00:50:31,058 Who? Why are you getting involved? 645 00:50:43,408 --> 00:50:46,794 Open the door! 646 00:50:51,804 --> 00:50:54,970 - And now it's just us... - No... 647 00:50:55,059 --> 00:50:58,273 One moment ! I must be armed too. 648 00:50:58,340 --> 00:51:02,457 On guard! Hey, I'm here! 649 00:51:02,591 --> 00:51:06,817 You are not a great swordsman! Teaches... 650 00:51:06,864 --> 00:51:09,834 And now let's finish! 651 00:51:12,912 --> 00:51:16,386 Now take off your armor! 652 00:51:19,496 --> 00:51:22,961 Do I take it out? Is that what you want? 653 00:51:25,648 --> 00:51:29,442 I advise you to start with the chest! 654 00:51:29,692 --> 00:51:33,042 Okay... I'll take care of it...! 655 00:51:33,152 --> 00:51:36,217 Down the shoulder pad, down the chest... 656 00:51:37,599 --> 00:51:40,754 Not bad... 657 00:51:40,991 --> 00:51:44,194 Come on, take courage, take out the rest! 658 00:51:44,476 --> 00:51:47,794 Take off your gloves! I've always been curious to know how 659 00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:49,594 are the spirits of the warriors... 660 00:51:49,803 --> 00:51:53,482 Courage! We take off our leggings. Don't disappoint me... 661 00:51:54,332 --> 00:51:57,795 That's how I like ghosts, submissive... 662 00:51:57,883 --> 00:52:01,641 What beautiful legs the ancient warriors had...! 663 00:52:01,712 --> 00:52:04,713 Come on, and the other one! I hope you're not lame... 664 00:52:04,758 --> 00:52:08,418 Nothing to say, not many ghosts look like that... 665 00:52:09,068 --> 00:52:12,794 And now, I think we need to move on to the top... 666 00:52:13,923 --> 00:52:17,674 Come on, take off your chain shirt. Come on, courage! 667 00:52:18,024 --> 00:52:21,234 Come... 668 00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:24,245 You know you're a very shy warrior...! 669 00:52:24,308 --> 00:52:28,108 Imagine you are recruiting in the army... 670 00:52:30,004 --> 00:52:33,713 The chest is a very important part... 671 00:52:35,172 --> 00:52:38,914 You wanted to hide all of God's gifts under this armor. 672 00:52:39,999 --> 00:52:43,314 He does not stand idly by in front of an officer... 673 00:52:43,871 --> 00:52:47,874 Come on, let's see the rest and then I'll tell you if you're fit... 674 00:52:47,935 --> 00:52:51,418 Courage, come on! 675 00:52:52,424 --> 00:52:55,994 Who told you to turn left? 676 00:52:58,184 --> 00:53:01,762 And now the helmet! Don't you want to take it off, beautiful? 677 00:53:03,528 --> 00:53:08,017 Not ? It doesn't matter, you convinced me anyway... 678 00:53:09,712 --> 00:53:13,146 Anyway, I know who you are... 679 00:53:13,667 --> 00:53:16,678 You can only be Babette! Isn't that right? 680 00:53:16,736 --> 00:53:20,809 Oh, Babette! 681 00:53:35,259 --> 00:53:39,154 - Good morning! - Good morning... 682 00:53:50,980 --> 00:53:54,626 Babette, my joy, it's time to wake up! 683 00:54:05,275 --> 00:54:08,961 Monique, baby... 684 00:54:10,340 --> 00:54:13,202 - What are you doing here ? - Me? What are you doing "you" in my bed? 685 00:54:13,324 --> 00:54:16,714 This is my guest room, so it's "my" bedroom! 686 00:54:16,903 --> 00:54:20,250 I think your brain is blocked... you risk getting into the hospice... 687 00:54:20,391 --> 00:54:23,417 Hear who's talking! 688 00:54:23,447 --> 00:54:27,250 You spend the night with a cold steel blade... Like crazy... 689 00:54:27,388 --> 00:54:31,170 If you don't stop, this cold steel blade will heat up in your blood! 690 00:54:31,336 --> 00:54:34,474 That would be a mistake, Colonel, and d'Alsay does not forgive! 691 00:54:34,739 --> 00:54:37,389 I don't care about your noble lineage! 692 00:54:37,395 --> 00:54:38,689 I'm ready to pierce you all like thrushes. 693 00:54:38,847 --> 00:54:41,889 That's too much! 694 00:54:41,987 --> 00:54:45,842 I do not allow a remnant of the barracks to insult my family vulgarly, 695 00:54:46,056 --> 00:54:49,090 You will repent bitterly for these words! 696 00:54:54,863 --> 00:54:57,781 I consider this a formal defiance, it will be a 697 00:54:57,803 --> 00:55:01,081 duel and this will be the last day of your life... 698 00:55:01,856 --> 00:55:05,146 I am at your disposal... 699 00:55:06,119 --> 00:55:10,110 - It is understood that the duel will be with pistols. - I leave it up to you ! 700 00:55:10,327 --> 00:55:13,961 However, this will be a good opportunity to decide 701 00:55:14,099 --> 00:55:17,177 once and for all the issue of castle ownership. 702 00:55:17,223 --> 00:55:20,194 "To you, the gun means death!" - To me, you're already a ghost... 703 00:55:20,335 --> 00:55:23,546 - See you on the field at seven in the morning! "At seven in the morning!" 704 00:55:23,727 --> 00:55:27,574 It's a little early... 705 00:55:29,751 --> 00:55:32,913 Isn't it better at noon? 706 00:55:32,979 --> 00:55:36,521 Any time is good to wash an insult with blood! 707 00:55:36,636 --> 00:55:40,689 Lawyer Corbo is very rich, you will see that he will be a good husband. 708 00:55:40,880 --> 00:55:43,074 It's Monique's fault she stole my Rene! 709 00:55:43,080 --> 00:55:44,074 Just for one night... 710 00:55:44,803 --> 00:55:46,468 My lieutenant... 711 00:55:46,547 --> 00:55:49,413 And that I exchanged it with a colonel, what should I say? 712 00:55:49,506 --> 00:55:52,201 You both just got confused! 713 00:55:52,291 --> 00:55:55,666 It's over for me, I don't want to get married anymore... 714 00:55:55,932 --> 00:55:59,082 Lawyer Corbo is ready to marry you tomorrow. 715 00:55:59,716 --> 00:56:02,594 I want my Rene...! 716 00:56:02,771 --> 00:56:06,073 I'll take care of it, you don't know how. 717 00:56:06,151 --> 00:56:09,113 Madame Peronniere sent me to take the package! 718 00:56:09,343 --> 00:56:12,122 - He's the one with the green stripe. - Thank you! 719 00:56:12,752 --> 00:56:14,994 I don't want the lawyer...! 720 00:56:15,246 --> 00:56:18,832 For now, get married, then you can choose how many friends you want, is that clear? 721 00:56:21,659 --> 00:56:25,689 "I'm sorry I was wrong!" - Sounds like a big mistake to me. 722 00:56:25,855 --> 00:56:28,993 Maybe it's better not to see each other, Lieutenant! 723 00:56:29,083 --> 00:56:32,658 My sister is getting ready to marry Corbo's lawyer. 724 00:56:35,991 --> 00:56:39,674 I only wish you happiness! 725 00:56:42,315 --> 00:56:45,345 Where are you going, Lieutenant? 726 00:56:45,367 --> 00:56:48,626 - At the nearest hotel! - The closest the White Elephant is. 727 00:56:48,627 --> 00:56:51,242 Then I'll go there! Thanks for the info, beautiful! 728 00:56:55,983 --> 00:56:59,205 I don't want him here if he marries Babette! 729 00:56:59,258 --> 00:57:02,308 The heart is not in control and Corbo's is on fire! 730 00:57:02,334 --> 00:57:04,456 Yes, with my money! 731 00:57:04,458 --> 00:57:07,717 Madame, try to see this event with a broader vision... 732 00:57:07,895 --> 00:57:10,372 I have a broad vision, but this is betrayal... 733 00:57:10,395 --> 00:57:11,572 We have a guest, madame! 734 00:57:13,487 --> 00:57:16,892 Welcome to the White Elephant, sir! 735 00:57:17,034 --> 00:57:20,780 What convincing arguments! Let's go talk to them, girls! 736 00:57:20,946 --> 00:57:23,676 - How can I help ? "I want to ask you a favor, madame." 737 00:57:24,963 --> 00:57:28,476 I hear you don't want a marriage between Corbo and Babette either. 738 00:57:28,943 --> 00:57:31,341 Let's talk! 739 00:57:32,051 --> 00:57:34,348 Sorry I overheard the conversation! 740 00:57:34,394 --> 00:57:38,385 "We don't both want this marriage." - But I don't see how...! 741 00:57:38,538 --> 00:57:41,845 I think I have a better idea! 742 00:57:42,498 --> 00:57:47,077 Tomorrow I will go out riding as usual on the forest road... 743 00:57:47,163 --> 00:57:49,892 and when I see the carriage... 744 00:57:54,846 --> 00:57:58,552 It's lovely... 745 00:57:58,838 --> 00:58:03,008 - Too bad the bride has a long snout... - If you don't stop, I'll slap you! 746 00:58:03,194 --> 00:58:05,944 Monique, stop strengthening her! 747 00:58:06,297 --> 00:58:10,887 Traitor! If you hadn't stolen my Rene, I wouldn't be in this situation! 748 00:58:11,269 --> 00:58:15,150 You will pay me! 749 00:58:15,776 --> 00:58:18,638 Do not delude yourself that you will marry the colonel! 750 00:58:18,760 --> 00:58:21,622 Stop behaving like two kindergarten children! 751 00:58:23,789 --> 00:58:26,591 The bride's carriage is ready! 752 00:58:26,713 --> 00:58:30,543 Come on, my dear. I assure you that you are great. 753 00:58:32,096 --> 00:58:35,498 Only the bride! 754 00:58:36,207 --> 00:58:39,465 Apparently, Corbo's lawyer does not consider us worthy. 755 00:58:39,772 --> 00:58:43,058 If you manage to marry the colonel, you will see 756 00:58:43,072 --> 00:58:44,458 that he will be with his tail between his legs again. 757 00:58:45,736 --> 00:58:47,797 Please, miss! 758 00:58:47,896 --> 00:58:50,741 - That looks like Babette... - Dressed as a bride? 759 00:58:50,895 --> 00:58:54,053 She's going to a bridal party! 760 00:58:54,615 --> 00:58:58,010 Don't worry! 761 00:58:58,696 --> 00:59:01,698 Help, visit...! 762 00:59:01,819 --> 00:59:04,954 He's useless, he's my servant. 763 00:59:06,907 --> 00:59:10,249 And now be good and take off your wedding dress! 764 00:59:32,271 --> 00:59:35,290 Stop it! 765 00:59:38,200 --> 00:59:41,314 - Get down ! - Not. Leave me! 766 00:59:41,653 --> 00:59:44,728 - Remain silent ! You have to marry me! - No, leave me! 767 00:59:44,922 --> 00:59:47,348 - Help... ! Visit... - God, Alessio... 768 00:59:48,073 --> 00:59:49,648 I help you... 769 00:59:49,807 --> 00:59:54,329 Thank you from the bottom of my heart, Rene! Let's hope we'll both be happy... 770 00:59:54,490 --> 00:59:57,889 Come on, my dear... 771 01:00:01,543 --> 01:00:05,819 Everything is in order, we can start the ceremony... 772 01:00:05,918 --> 01:00:08,925 Do you, Alessandro Riberto Corbo, a lawyer by profession, want 773 01:00:09,011 --> 01:00:14,636 to marry this beautiful creature? Where are the witnesses? 774 01:00:15,066 --> 01:00:18,000 We are here. 775 01:00:22,455 --> 01:00:26,062 I have no doubt that those present realize the solemnity of this moment... 776 01:00:26,248 --> 01:00:29,582 And the importance of the act that will immediately take place in this room... 777 01:00:30,656 --> 01:00:33,734 - Not here ! - How, not here? 778 01:00:34,673 --> 01:00:38,895 Where's the deed? Maybe I looked at the White Elephant... No... he's here... 779 01:00:40,044 --> 01:00:43,381 I would like to make a point. How is the property regulated? 780 01:00:43,423 --> 01:00:47,022 It is known that half of a husband's property belongs to his wife. 781 01:00:47,112 --> 01:00:49,300 And half of the wife's property belongs to the husband... 782 01:00:49,312 --> 01:00:50,455 Of course. 783 01:00:50,476 --> 01:00:54,430 - Do you want to sign, lawyer? - I'll sign immediately... 784 01:00:55,020 --> 01:00:58,466 And now the bride here on the left... 785 01:00:58,528 --> 01:01:02,446 - Write clearly! - Kind... thank you! 786 01:01:05,812 --> 01:01:11,318 And now, after congratulating the bride and groom... let the witnesses come... 787 01:01:13,235 --> 01:01:16,062 - Are you aunt? - Yes. 788 01:01:16,884 --> 01:01:20,242 "Now it's your turn, Monique!" - Sign, miss! 789 01:01:23,605 --> 01:01:26,122 Everything is alright ! 790 01:01:26,265 --> 01:01:30,318 And now let's go to the White Elephant where Madame Peronniere has prepared lunch. 791 01:01:30,916 --> 01:01:35,030 I've already decided what I want for dessert, I want you... 792 01:01:35,484 --> 01:01:39,342 Judge, are these words at the wedding table? 793 01:01:39,352 --> 01:01:42,066 - The bride is waiting for you upstairs... - Excuse me, I have to go! 794 01:01:42,103 --> 01:01:44,892 A deadly act... 795 01:01:47,452 --> 01:01:50,655 "Courage!" - Goodbye, Judge! 796 01:01:50,819 --> 01:01:54,638 "Good luck!" - Thank you! 797 01:02:03,652 --> 01:02:06,702 My little Babette...! 798 01:02:13,328 --> 01:02:18,094 - Babette... - Tell me what you're thinking! 799 01:02:18,340 --> 01:02:22,255 That I'm very happy... What about you? 800 01:02:22,272 --> 01:02:25,379 And I more than you... 801 01:02:25,425 --> 01:02:29,331 What a great idea you had to replace me with Corbo's lawyer... 802 01:02:29,409 --> 01:02:32,764 Think of Madame Peronniere... 803 01:02:34,198 --> 01:02:37,035 I've never been so happy... 804 01:02:37,113 --> 01:02:40,227 I'm crazy about you... I don't know how to show you... 805 01:02:51,982 --> 01:02:55,356 - It's not fair... - Isn't it? You are legally my husband... 806 01:02:55,605 --> 01:02:58,243 You can't deny that... 807 01:02:58,357 --> 01:03:01,435 And you're going to have to take all the money you've earned from me... 808 01:03:01,573 --> 01:03:04,244 - Okay, but let's not lose our temper... - Get in bed right away! 809 01:03:04,318 --> 01:03:07,260 Yes, Madame Peronniere! What a hoax... 810 01:03:08,374 --> 01:03:10,803 - Lilus... - Madame... 811 01:03:10,902 --> 01:03:13,372 - See what my husband wants! - Good... 812 01:03:13,589 --> 01:03:18,147 Get ready, girls! Tonight is full of work for all of you. 813 01:03:21,670 --> 01:03:24,348 No, he doesn't want to! Who knows how much it costs me? 814 01:03:24,838 --> 01:03:27,743 Don't be so scared, my dear! 815 01:03:27,800 --> 01:03:31,243 You can spend... as much as you earn on books... 816 01:03:31,249 --> 01:03:34,403 Can't we come to an agreement? No no no... 817 01:03:36,401 --> 01:03:39,723 Good night... 818 01:03:40,337 --> 01:03:44,659 - Lulu! - Do you like it? 819 01:03:44,664 --> 01:03:48,205 One moment ! I want to talk to the judge, I want a lawyer... 820 01:03:48,353 --> 01:03:51,463 I'm the lawyer... No, no, no... 821 01:03:56,634 --> 01:04:00,940 - Day-Day! - Honey... 822 01:04:01,033 --> 01:04:04,843 No, no, that's enough... 823 01:04:06,753 --> 01:04:11,171 Cri-cri! 824 01:04:17,106 --> 01:04:20,371 Frou, Frou! 825 01:04:24,829 --> 01:04:28,119 Du-Du! 826 01:04:37,638 --> 01:04:40,599 And now it's my turn! 827 01:04:40,729 --> 01:04:45,472 No, spare me! I'll give you interest... 828 01:04:47,207 --> 01:04:52,216 I don't see your witnesses! What a colonel who doesn't know the basic rules of chivalry... 829 01:04:53,322 --> 01:04:56,713 I'm the one who doesn't see yours... 830 01:04:57,086 --> 01:04:59,888 Beautiful figure... 831 01:04:59,938 --> 01:05:02,949 Know that I have summoned my faithful Philippe! 832 01:05:03,015 --> 01:05:06,144 And I summoned my faithful Philippe! 833 01:05:07,382 --> 01:05:10,752 Let's see the recipe... 834 01:05:11,518 --> 01:05:16,296 First put five ounces of potassium nitrate... 835 01:05:16,690 --> 01:05:19,776 Five ounces... 836 01:05:22,046 --> 01:05:26,168 Then add an appropriate amount of carbonate... 837 01:05:26,802 --> 01:05:30,303 I have to make sure the mix will be good... 838 01:05:31,281 --> 01:05:35,488 Then three ounces of sulfur powder... 839 01:05:35,786 --> 01:05:38,656 Look at the sulfur powder...! I think everything is fine... 840 01:05:40,539 --> 01:05:44,660 Three ounces? It's too little. In such cases you need more... 841 01:05:54,450 --> 01:05:58,032 I managed... 842 01:06:02,638 --> 01:06:06,232 "Good thing the pistols were loaded!" - What happened ? Where's the colonel? 843 01:06:06,342 --> 01:06:09,492 He has a duel with the count. I'm already late... 844 01:06:09,574 --> 01:06:12,456 - A duel? - I can die! 845 01:06:12,563 --> 01:06:16,193 "I didn't know you cared so much!" - If he dies, I lose half the castle. 846 01:06:16,597 --> 01:06:20,008 Aren't you ashamed to steal my poor Babette's husband !? 847 01:06:20,090 --> 01:06:23,168 I didn't steal anything, I won books. 848 01:06:23,334 --> 01:06:26,484 Know that I can break your broom in your head! 849 01:06:26,966 --> 01:06:31,809 I'm not used to such behavior, ma'am! Please ! 850 01:06:32,599 --> 01:06:35,905 - Ms ! The colonel is dueling with the count. - Not... 851 01:06:35,985 --> 01:06:38,480 All our calculations go downhill... 852 01:06:38,485 --> 01:06:40,484 A duel between my clients, against my interests...? 853 01:06:40,578 --> 01:06:44,008 Alarm! 854 01:06:45,126 --> 01:06:48,657 The pistols are ready and I personally guarantee the powder... 855 01:06:48,842 --> 01:06:52,073 Hands down! I'm the one offended! 856 01:06:52,154 --> 01:06:55,744 "Do you forget it's just an offense to see your face?" - No kidding, the guns are loaded... 857 01:06:55,814 --> 01:06:59,212 - I'll download it in a brag! - Ridiculous... 858 01:06:59,334 --> 01:07:03,008 If the gentlemen are ready, I can start counting. 859 01:07:03,282 --> 01:07:06,801 Back to back, and after ten steps you can shoot! 860 01:07:06,915 --> 01:07:10,768 - I don't know if I can wait long! "In ten steps you will be gone, Count!" 861 01:07:10,834 --> 01:07:14,497 I already see your funeral! Do you want to start, Philippe? 862 01:07:15,358 --> 01:07:18,648 - The counting begins. You idiot! - No doubt ! 863 01:07:19,955 --> 01:07:24,392 - I'm there, we don't have time to waste. "Hurry up!" Come on! 864 01:07:24,767 --> 01:07:27,713 - Let's hope we don't get too late... - What crazy... 865 01:07:27,882 --> 01:07:30,673 - Why do I do it? - We have to cross the river. 866 01:07:30,681 --> 01:07:34,376 - A gun duel... - Let's hurry... 867 01:07:36,506 --> 01:07:39,117 Brr... it's cold... 868 01:07:55,627 --> 01:08:01,425 One two Three... 869 01:08:03,534 --> 01:08:08,889 four, four and a half... five, six... 870 01:08:09,831 --> 01:08:13,097 Seven, eight, I said eight... 871 01:08:13,347 --> 01:08:16,777 ... nine ten ! 872 01:08:22,678 --> 01:08:25,969 Not. Stop it! 873 01:08:29,939 --> 01:08:33,537 - It must be a hallucination... - No. It's me. 874 01:08:37,942 --> 01:08:41,241 I think I'm dead and I'm already in paradise. 875 01:08:41,459 --> 01:08:45,065 "Know that I said ten..." "Why don't you shoot, Count?" 876 01:08:47,265 --> 01:08:50,955 - What can you see here... - Shoot now if you have the courage, Count! 877 01:08:51,022 --> 01:08:53,652 Drop your weapons! Do it for us! 878 01:08:53,695 --> 01:08:57,253 Very good, I accept the advice! 879 01:08:57,285 --> 01:09:00,746 "Nothing happened, Count." - Okay, I'll take this! 880 01:09:08,745 --> 01:09:11,443 Help ! Leave me alone! 881 01:09:11,592 --> 01:09:14,346 There are many of you, I used to... 882 01:09:14,397 --> 01:09:17,986 - Hey, Philippe... - I can't now... 883 01:09:18,152 --> 01:09:22,190 Greet Madame Peronniere! 884 01:09:35,461 --> 01:09:37,579 "I have arrived, Excellency!" - Where? 885 01:09:37,614 --> 01:09:40,148 In the village of Portiglion. 886 01:09:40,149 --> 01:09:44,420 This trip whetted my appetite. I see a hotel where I can rest! 887 01:09:44,874 --> 01:09:48,779 In the meantime, get in touch with those involved, I'm waiting for you here. 888 01:09:49,117 --> 01:09:54,115 He looks like a slut, who knows who it will be... And I don't have a girl here... 889 01:09:54,553 --> 01:09:58,347 - You realize... - You just don't want me to replace them... 890 01:09:58,821 --> 01:10:02,379 Let's try to make a good impression... The Royal Room! 891 01:10:02,681 --> 01:10:05,467 - That's the judge. - We're kicking him out. 892 01:10:05,669 --> 01:10:08,899 - What about girls...? - I don't know... we have Geraldine! 893 01:10:09,133 --> 01:10:11,756 The maid? 894 01:10:11,809 --> 01:10:13,939 Geraldine...! 895 01:10:13,953 --> 01:10:17,559 What maid? That will get us out of trouble! 896 01:10:17,597 --> 01:10:21,072 - What to do ? - Come on, I'll explain right away. 897 01:10:21,073 --> 01:10:24,619 - Is it difficult? - No... you'll learn right away... 898 01:10:24,621 --> 01:10:29,252 Your Excellency! I am delighted to receive you in my modest place. 899 01:10:29,317 --> 01:10:32,467 Excellence... 900 01:10:33,345 --> 01:10:36,368 - Welcome! - Thank you! It's too early ? 901 01:10:36,420 --> 01:10:40,526 Don't worry, it's an honor for me to receive you... 902 01:10:40,532 --> 01:10:44,654 I warn you that I have slightly refined tastes... 903 01:10:44,980 --> 01:10:47,662 I would be delighted to taste one of your specialties... 904 01:10:47,704 --> 01:10:49,913 I think you will be satisfied. 905 01:10:50,111 --> 01:10:53,277 I know this is not the ideal time, but I hope you will please me... 906 01:10:53,736 --> 01:10:57,607 Hey, Ricardo! Get out of this bed! 907 01:10:58,025 --> 01:11:01,603 How can you treat an old customer like this? It's a shame! 908 01:11:01,761 --> 01:11:03,927 Outside... 909 01:11:03,953 --> 01:11:06,527 - Undress immediately! - Why ? 910 01:11:06,573 --> 01:11:08,580 Overtime ! 911 01:11:08,713 --> 01:11:11,272 Your room will be ready immediately, Excellency. 912 01:11:11,565 --> 01:11:15,369 Why ? I'd rather stay here! I'm fine here. 913 01:11:15,421 --> 01:11:19,159 - How, right here in the chair? - That's the only way I prefer... 914 01:11:19,350 --> 01:11:23,447 I don't like you alone, you are too... maybe you'll give me a hand... 915 01:11:23,557 --> 01:11:25,892 - Me, can I give you a helping hand...? - Of course! 916 01:11:25,992 --> 01:11:28,527 I can't hide from you that I care a lot about the quality of services... 917 01:11:28,581 --> 01:11:33,119 Without exaggerating, of course, all I ask is to be five, six... 918 01:11:33,204 --> 01:11:36,508 - Say five, six... - Sounds minimal to me, doesn't it? 919 01:11:37,061 --> 01:11:40,752 - He wants five or six...! - Out of the mouth, everyone is strong... 920 01:11:41,165 --> 01:11:44,131 It's appreciable for your age...! 921 01:11:44,201 --> 01:11:49,351 Just at my age, I need a little help... 922 01:11:49,737 --> 01:11:52,663 Do you have any particular preferences...? 923 01:11:52,690 --> 01:11:57,374 No... it has to be served hot and especially fresh... 924 01:11:57,409 --> 01:12:00,015 In terms of freshness, you can rest assured... 925 01:12:00,141 --> 01:12:03,615 Without complications, madame, I prefer everything natural... 926 01:12:03,705 --> 01:12:08,047 It is absolutely natural, you are lucky, excellent, it is suitable for you... 927 01:12:08,441 --> 01:12:12,816 Don't bother, let it be something simple and primitive... 928 01:12:13,221 --> 01:12:16,816 It's just our case today... come on up, it's better... 929 01:12:17,637 --> 01:12:20,719 If you hold on so long... 930 01:12:20,937 --> 01:12:25,919 - Issue a settlement receipt... - What? 931 01:12:27,493 --> 01:12:29,079 What did I get to hear...! 932 01:12:30,821 --> 01:12:33,039 Stop kicking... 933 01:12:33,564 --> 01:12:36,960 - Be careful... - Who is this? 934 01:12:37,317 --> 01:12:40,447 - Explode if you wait another minute... - Everything is ready... 935 01:12:41,349 --> 01:12:43,703 Thanks. 936 01:12:50,804 --> 01:12:56,703 I'm the Marquis Antoine de Tourville! His Majesty's Attorney General. 937 01:13:00,649 --> 01:13:03,759 Please read the sentence, Judge! 938 01:13:04,522 --> 01:13:11,023 Her Majesty's Supreme Court in the dispute between the Count d'Alsay and 939 01:13:11,089 --> 01:13:15,183 Colonel Delaroche over the ownership of Portiglion Castle has concluded... 940 01:13:15,557 --> 01:13:18,935 that neither of the parties can own the castle. 941 01:13:19,651 --> 01:13:22,334 How? This injustice will be immediately bathed in blood... 942 01:13:23,139 --> 01:13:25,349 Calm down, Colonel, it's the royal prosecutor... 943 01:13:25,654 --> 01:13:29,036 It is not possible, I have written rights over the castle of Portiglion. 944 01:13:29,507 --> 01:13:33,934 I am sorry, no right can challenge the decision of the Supreme Court. 945 01:13:35,415 --> 01:13:38,225 And now stop, stop talking! 946 01:13:38,306 --> 01:13:41,277 My granddaughters were virgins, repairs are needed... 947 01:13:41,306 --> 01:13:44,029 - I do not want anything. - We're leaving for America, honorable. 948 01:13:44,123 --> 01:13:48,442 "But after we get married..." "And who marries me?" 949 01:13:48,519 --> 01:13:52,643 I'm marrying you, Monique... if I have the strength... 950 01:13:52,864 --> 01:13:55,774 Please continue! 951 01:13:56,352 --> 01:14:01,338 The valid existence of a feudal disposition was made known. 952 01:14:03,055 --> 01:14:07,477 According to which, the rights over the castle through the effect of a donation... 953 01:14:07,536 --> 01:14:12,226 of Baroness Estelle du Bride and for whom there are children in the state archives... 954 01:14:12,452 --> 01:14:16,354 of the family Brantome... 955 01:14:16,467 --> 01:14:20,755 And who acquired the title since 1382. 956 01:14:20,788 --> 01:14:25,242 The current descendant of this family is Mr.... 957 01:14:33,032 --> 01:14:36,946 The current descendant of this family is Mr. Philippe Brantome. 958 01:14:36,991 --> 01:14:41,345 The document shows that he is the owner of the castle and of the Ardèche lands. 959 01:14:41,380 --> 01:14:42,410 Who I ? 960 01:14:42,480 --> 01:14:45,010 It's impossible, it's about Philippe, our servant... 961 01:14:48,844 --> 01:14:55,019 This is the court's decision, without appeal! The meeting is over! 962 01:14:55,728 --> 01:14:58,538 Quiet! The court is retreating! And more, he rests... 963 01:15:01,743 --> 01:15:04,842 - Is your Excellency satisfied? - Of course... 964 01:15:05,392 --> 01:15:08,730 I brought caviar, Excellency. 965 01:15:09,003 --> 01:15:13,202 Make room, make room, the browned eggs for the baron take precedence... 966 01:15:14,024 --> 01:15:18,066 I want music, please, gentlemen...! 967 01:15:21,052 --> 01:15:25,018 - What do you want to start with? - Let's choose between caviar and salmon... 968 01:15:25,792 --> 01:15:29,538 Enough ! Throw the tools in the pool! 969 01:15:30,223 --> 01:15:33,369 I don't want to hear them anymore, I remember very sad times... 970 01:15:33,451 --> 01:15:36,466 Gone are those days, barons... 971 01:15:36,686 --> 01:15:40,179 Translation: Cristiano Ferocci BlackSeaTeam 972 01:15:40,360 --> 01:15:43,898 The world is going downhill, the colonists... 78578

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