Original subtitles

THREE GIRLS WITH INSTRUMENTAL WISHES

Translation: Cristiano Ferocci BlackSeaTeam

Is that all you got? Why did you become a fisherman?

- Be good, my friend... - Yes... so you can see...

Speaking of good...! Look at Monique and Babette!

Stop, Babette! Don't be ashamed anymore...

- Come with me, Monique. - Leave me alone !

We do a good job...

"Stop for a moment!" - Are you taking your underwear to the castle?

- Be careful not to bring anything else... - Who is the first today, the count or the colonel?

Colonel, I warn you not to cross this line,

you will reach my property.

And if you do, I warn you that I no longer guarantee anything...

- Philippe, did you hear what he said? "No, Count!"

You're lucky, if he heard, he'd challenge you to a duel.

Lucky you are "you", we talked about the "only" duel...

As you can afford such a tone, you are not in a barracks here

but in a castle.

- "My" castle! - "His" castle, did you hear, Philippe?

- Did you hear what he said? - Not ! Unfortunately...

- In "my" castle! - Let's be serious...

My title dates back to the old nobility.

And I received the order from Napoleon himself.

Napoleon,... fragile as Corsica had begun to divide ranks and castles...

Come on, courage old Suzana, faster, we're late...

- How are you today? - The usual attack!

Let's see who will be fooled, the count or the colonel...

- We make them dance... - They could become dangerous...

Don't be afraid, we can handle it...

Look at Philippe polishing the border and making the usual bows...

How was breakfast?

As usual, harsh words... I pretended not to hear and so I escaped...

One day I will become really deaf.

"The laundresses, your lordship!" - Come on, beauties!

Bravo! We were really waiting for you...

Now call the colonel, but don't excite him too much...

The laundresses in order, Colonel!

At rest, girls. Be ready for inspection!

- We're in your hands... - Calm down, I'll intervene

at the right moment.

As usual, Babette will go to the count and Monique to the colonel.

I've never seen so much laundry in my life like this one.

Count, why do we have to put our underwear on so high? It's hard for me...

Yes, yes, yes... I like the order, my little one...

Everything must be in place, my dear.

I always check with my own eyes and what I see pushes me...

I don't have much courage up here...

The stairs are very dangerous, you can fall...

What are you doing, Count...?

- What a waltz...! - I'm dizzy...

- We could go on like this... - Stop!

I'm putting you here, madame... I have to pay you a visit...

- I don't need a doctor, Count... - You must have consulted...

You can't go on like this!

- The laundry is dirty. - It's not true, I'm spotless

like my purity!

You steam another!

If it were like your purity... it would be black!

Congratulations !

Slapping a soldier is like slapping your homeland.

What a shame!

I bet your underwear is whiter than mine!

It is white, but no more than yours.

I can't take your word for it. I have to control with my own eyes!

Control!

It's true... it's white!

But who knows... maybe below...

- I have nothing to hide. - Nothing ?

I'm glad to find out...

Maybe it's better to sit here, the inspection could be more accurate...

Socks are useless!

The reverse of the medal must always be looked at!

I think it's time to intervene, or the girls have no choice...

Come on, you know what your duty is! You have to sound the alarm!

Think about it! If you were in their situation...?

Donkey...

One moment ! The inspection is not over, we must apply the regulations!

Don't like how I wash? Find another washerwoman.

Hell, I was almost there...

But next time...

I had a little... next time!

Monique, let's go fast...

The colonel was like a regiment...

Let's go, Suzana! I've already conquered this place...

Hello, Philippe!

The women... ! They play those two suckers the way they want...

We'll see...

"If you'll allow me, it's my turn!" - We'll see...

I'm sorry, gentlemen! Colonel... Count...!

I prepared two fresh salads with chicken, eggs, pepperoni.

"Take mine back to the kitchen." - As a butler, you show a little tact.

- It's clear we don't need it! - Get out!

Next time I'm making tea!

We can't stay in here all the time like prisoners.

- The boys are laughing at us. "Let them do it!"

When your poor mother died, I promised to take care of you.

"I will keep my promise." - Find us two husbands, aunt!

There must be two husbands with "cloth", don't forget that you are a virgin!

- There aren't many around here... - I don't know how it will end

with the count and colonel...

Don't worry, I'll take care of it, they'll have to pay dearly for what they want!

Why don't you put us up for auction? Two

virgins guaranteed, who makes the first offer?

Finish, Babette! Stop saying nonsense!

I want to marry you well, not sell you.

"You take her too seriously, Auntie!" - Marriage is serious!

You have to think hard about what you're doing...

I believe that one of you will become the mistress of the castle.

Let's see who will win the lawsuit...

Whoever puts his hand on it will do well, but the other will not do it badly either...

When will the decision be pronounced...?!

Never! The judge has every interest in not compromising...

Okay, let's try to wake that fat old man too...

"Everything's fine here!" - Damn it!

This process is taking place in an unacceptable way...

In the documents I see that the positions taken by the applicants make the decision to say which is better...

And this court must personally control, in the smallest details...

- Damn the details! - Colonel...!

And you, lawyer, pay attention to what you do...!

Because I will decide this process once and for all with the sword...

And I will use your skin to write the sentence!

"Colonel!" A little respect, please. - It's clear ?

This court will take into account all your wishes.

Make sure you don't waste any more time!

And of course it goes without saying that I don't want to give any...

- One dime ! - Exactly!

I am leaving !

Where is it today?

Congratulations, Alessandro! I don't know how you still have your head on your shoulders...

Come take a look, come back...

I have a heart around my neck...

- We'll have to deal with this process. - That's right!

So far, the documentation is interesting...

I can't imagine who put it in the file...

I think it is necessary to see if it is a previous proposal...

- And complete the collection... - We have to get to the source...!

- Honorable...! - Yes, it's eloquent proof...

There are many ways to reach an agreement.

- The count... - One comes out, another comes in...

- Let's gather the documents. - Let's hope this disarmed him...

They need to see us talking about the process...

Anyway, I represent both of them!

Honorable! The count's well-founded claims on the castle...

cannot be called into question by the aberrations of a pseudo-colonel...

I advise you to withdraw these risky statements!

I'm not withdrawing anything. The count is ready to address His Majesty directly

to have his rights recognized!

Well done, lawyer!

Excuse me, Count! When I plead for a cause, I don't realize who is around me.

I saw in you someone who fights for ideals. Voila!

I can say that the lawyer almost convinced me of your well-founded reasons...

One more reason to appreciate my legal right even more.

- Yes, but it takes until the sentence... - My patience has a limit!

If the decision is not made within a month, as suggested by lawyer Riberto Corbo...

I will address Her Majesty directly with my case and then we will see...

I've had enough ! Is it okay around here?

All hell! How did it occur to you to speak of His Majesty?

If he goes there we are ruined.

Let's split the coin bag right away!

One of me, one of you...

- Is this mine? - It's yours.

However, this division does not seem fair to me!

That is how you will learn to remember His Majesty!

- Let's deal with the documents of the process. - Leave them! I have an ideea !

Maybe they're in the archives of the White Elephant!

The court decides that we must inspect the White Elephant.

Please, Judge!

Attention, ladies!

- Good morning, girls! - Good morning, gentlemen!

Girls... we have to explain a certain practice first...

- Is something wrong? - It's about some documentation...

Stop it, girls!

- Boyfriend ! - Are you talking to me? Upstairs...

Upstairs ? I'll be there in a moment !

Monique, Babette...! What are you doing in the boat?

- Wash... - Who's talking, Handsome Boy?

"Why don't you come and help us, Colonel?" - How not ?! With pleasure !

"Then come in the boat!" - Immediately, but I'm not very expert...

Let him get close and we'll spray him...

Why don't you come to cool off in the shade?

We do not have time...

Slower girls, you're ruining my uniform...

How can you wear dresses in this heat?

- How can you afford it? "What do you want, noble rag?"

"I don't mind the washing machines!" - But they wash my shirts...

- You don't have more than one shirt... - This insult will cost you dearly.

- Behavior unworthy of a soldier... - The count of my boots!

Adjutant Pig to His Majesty's General Staff!

Degradatule...

Good thing I know how to swim...

- Not true. - Aa e...

Help...

Help...

Hey, you ! Can you tell me what the road to Portiglion is?

Go to Portiglion? Get in my carriage!

- My visit will take us there. - With pleasure, but I can't!

- Yes ? Why ? - I wouldn't want to bother you.

There's enough room to lie down...

I would gladly lie down, but the problem is that I have a horse...

We tie the horse behind the carriage, he won't protest...

It's a good idea, but I have to find it first.

Alessio!

If I lose this pigeon, I'll strangle it...

"Hurry up, you won't find me..." "I'm looking for Alessio."

- Let him ! I stop the carriage and wait for you... - And how do I get to you, running?

Hey, visit, stop!

- You can't be late, we're late... - Stop...

Alessio! You went after mares, didn't you?

And here, in what part? In my opinion, there should be other interesting pieces.

Aha... here's one!

The skirt, very good... we are approaching...

When are we arriving...

I have to keep something...

The journey is over!

If I go down like this, I can cause an incident...

- Welcome, ma'am! - Is this Portiglion Castle?

Yes Mrs ! May I ask you who you want?

- How, with whom do I want? - Let me know if I take the flute or the trumpet...

- The instrument is very important here! "Call the master of the castle, poor man!"

Unfortunately, here are two masters...

Have you ever heard Colonel Laroche's name?

If it's for the colonel, please stay to the left, the count is pretentious.

Have a visit... And the right outfit for the reception...

Look who's talking! You look like grandma on her deathbed...

She's better off dead, at least she doesn't have to see her nephew like that...

I'd like to see your ancestors twist in the grave!

Can you tell me where I can find the Count d'Alsay?

Here, sir, I'll call him right away.

Sweet flute notes, a visit for you, I hope you don't want to be late to receive them...

Maybe little Babette came to apologize for yesterday...

"Who comes when you sing, Countess?" - The count is single,

You can find it at the bottom of the stairs.

Okay, take care of my horse!

I bet I'll beat Monique's resistance

and Babette will laugh in your face!

I accept ! And the winner will have the other side of the castle.

- Perfect ! You can pack your bags! - As for you, it's useless,

you have nothing to pack anyway...

- Are you giving up the bet? "A nobleman does not withdraw his word!"

The bet is better, I saw that trial was just a hoax...

- It's your fault ! "Yes, I did not address His Majesty..."

In that case, you would have already been out of the castle...

And you would have been a servant...

"Francois, my rabbit!" - Blanche... I thought you were in Paris...

From there they come and say that you have become rich...

Is that what they say? Maybe that's why your love for me has rekindled...

Not really for that...

I found among my belongings this engagement gift...

- Let's go, here and the walls have ears. - Hi, Uncle!

Rene...! What a joy to see you again, my boy...!

Let's go, we're not well here, it's family business...

- Yes, Uncle, he gave me many directions... - I see you were assaulted by bandits...

- Miss, the clothes... - You got the lieutenant wrong, they're not hers.

Well done, Rene! You respected the family's reputation, congratulations!

You're wrong, Uncle, nothing happened. I'm tired of women, I want to rest.

Oh, Rene! Heavens, you just haven't become...

No, don't worry... In Paris, women don't leave me at all and I'm tired...

I understand. I imagine... Paris...

Imagine that one night I had to split up between three girls...

Enough with those jealous husbands and duels!

A little vacation. A game of cards, of Shah...

- But no women. - You tell me ?!

The diagonal is ready to intervene!

The action will be decided and irresistible.

Now I recognize the zeal with which you fight in battles.

Come over...

Are you waiting for the trumpet to sound?

I'm straight! Artillery must save ammunition.

- How so? - Tactical reasons.

The objectives are other...

I won again!

Lawyers, I don't know why you keep playing cards, you could do something better...

- I'm passionate, madame. - I confess that I see little passion in you!

Such a person cannot be judged, it depends on the means at his disposal...

Do you find that the rates are high?

- Why don't you make an offer? - Free!

- It's painful, but unfortunately it's not possible. "Then let's play cards!"

- He must be here... - Why don't you take better care of me

than files...?

- I found him... - Calm down...

- I found the whole file. - What an idea we had to bring the archive here...!

We will finally be able to decide the fate of the castle in Portiglion.

Tonight ?

Tomorrow, of course! Now I have to examine another pressing case...

If my judge says so...

- Look for a hot pepper in the market! - A hot pepper?

I want to make the sauce you made more explosive!

- For the big maneuvers? - Exactly!

The order...

It's not just a military matter, but... where

there's a colonel, the lieutenant must disappear.

Good ! It's not about jealousy. But be careful, my dear...

Sometimes they are lieutenants capable of brilliant careers...

Can I ask you a favor? Hold Laroche's girlfriend, let's say...

under pressure ?

With great pleasure, uncle, if you enjoy...

It would be very helpful...

Why don't you take care of such a graceful lady...

Because I can't, or rather, I could, but I have to save

energy for another mission...

- An important business, I imagine! - More or less...

- Philippe, for me the steak tartare! "Maybe a little paprika!"

I developed a plan that would allow me to triumph with much style and elegance

in front of that boastful colonel.

- The castle thing? - Yes, a new idea came to me.

I entrust Miss Blanche to your expert care!

- I'm the escape... - A little...

The colonel must get out of his rhythm, be distracted...

And so he doesn't have time to think about anything else...

The count must be in a position not to be able to intervene in the battle...

This is the first step I need to take!

It's the fundamental one...

Why do I have to grease the spikes with hot peppers?

For the "Armchair" operation.

When he sits on the armchair, he will suffer some consequences

which will take him out of battle for a few weeks.

The trouble is, he owes me his salary...

And so he won't be able to put his hand in his pocket for money...

He only owes you six months...

And you, Colonel, this week... a whole year...

- To stay ? - Week...

These are an advance!

Let's prepare the "Armchair" operation.

- I catch you... - No, no...

Come here, my little one!

Count...

I catch you...

- Cuckoo... - Where is he?

- You're upstairs... I saw you... - I'm here...

Slower...

I'm coming up...

Give me the rope and I'll come up...

I am the dove, you are the dove...!

What a strong man...!

I'm really in shape...

- Did something happen to you? - No no...

Now...

Give up! Where's the horse? I mean the mare...

Where are you, Genoveva?

Genoveva?

Miss, are you in trouble, can I help you?

Be good and stay here! I came, miss.

Where are you, miss?

Let's start well... Come on, get up!

Did you fall ill, did you hit yourself?

- Yes ? Where? - Honestly, I don't know.

I feel bruised.

We have to control everywhere!

You're right, Alessio, you're too young, you better not see some things.

I'll take care of that.

Is that okay? Take a nap!

- We need to find these bruises! - I think there are many...

We control them all...

Let's look for them...

- What's your name, baby? - Babette! But you ?

Rene... Where are you?

How beautiful you are... instead of riding, I'd better take care of you...

Yes... ?

- We better be sure... - Of course...

- It stings me! - I'll take off my coat right away.

- Help ! "Who's crying for help?"

I'm going to see. She's a woman in danger.

Help ! There's no one... ? Come quickly...

"Miss Blanche!" - Alas, Lieutenant, I was assaulted...

- Of whom ? - I don't know, he was big and ugly like a bear.

Maybe he was a woodcutter. He touched me with his ugly hands...

I don't want you to leave me, I'm afraid of that monster...

You're safe now.

- He tried to rape me... - Where did he come from?

I don't know, he suddenly jumped on me and I started screaming...

How lucky you were...!

- Are you feeling better now? - Yes, thank you!

"But what were you doing here?" - Let's take a look at the hay harvest...

Please take me back to the castle!

So, Colonel, you want to hire Monique...

Exactly! Starting today if you don't mind.

- How come Philippe isn't good anymore? - Philippe is an idiot.

Because... I have a guest... a Parisian.

- Sorry! - Are you still here?

- The pharmacist is waiting for you. "A lady from Paris?"

Leaves ! The fish has a little bit left and bites...

- Are you going for a walk? - Get some air.

- Great idea. "If he knew his wife."

He went out to get some air...

Miºcã, Suzana...

For Monique, it's a very risky decision, dear colonel.

- That's right! But he comes to a respectable house! - Do you know what they say about you...!?

Monique will not enter the castle without establishing a very precise guarantee.

You mean, like, saltines and their ilk, eh?

let's say, accident insurance...

I would think of about 15 acres of land.

- I think you're kidding... - But what do you want me to give him the castle?

- She deserves it, she's just a virgin! - Let's not exaggerate !

Let's just say I could get... to... half the castle.

- Which half? - The one... on the right.

Where the count I think will walk a little...

- The offer is not bad... - Shall we clap?

A small signature, for the guarantee, not for anything else, the colonels...

- Not ? - If you insist...

- I don't know what happened to me... - Come on, tell me!

All my aunt's advice shattered in an instant, a catastrophe!

- Oh my God, what happened? - I gave up without knowing anything...

- Heavens! Babette, don't say that... - No, not right up there...

What a shame ! That's what you had to tell me...

- Stay for next time... - What are you doing now?

- I'm going in the water. "Don't say anything to your aunt!"

- Not a word, that would eat me... - Okay.

Oh, how hot...

Wine, and extraordinary...

- I'll be there in a moment. - Move faster...

If the count and the colonel came now...

I think they got the bathroom they did yesterday...

Where did you hide, really...?

... what would be my legal position if the colonel caught me on his land?

If he kills you, your position will be horizontal!

Anyway, this whole business is a big mess.

- Where are you going, Alessandro? - I'm returning home.

"You better think again!" - Can it be a business?

If the colonel hit you badly, you could claim 2,000 florins in damages.

- 2,000 florins? - Yes.

We have to go home or my aunt will be worried.

- But it's so good here... - Are you telling me? I'd take another bath...

- Babette...! - What ?

- Suzana disappeared with our clothes. - What a donkey...!

- How do we get home? - We're taking her through the woods.

When evaluating the castle we must reach a

value five times higher than the real one.

Why five times?

It goes well in your head, your fee depends on the value of the property.

- Let's do it ten times. - Yes... a thousand times...

- An empty woman! - Where?

- Ricardo, are you sure you're okay? "An empty woman has passed,"

a graceful brunette...

A blonde passed by...

- It's a hallucination because of the heat. - It was made of flesh and blood, what flesh...

Look at them both there!

- It's hot, put yourself in the shade! "The court is taking immediate action!"

After what happened, we must go to the White Elephant immediately!

We have finally become healthy and unharmed!

"I don't even know how to thank you!" - It was a real pleasure.

- Colonel... - What a hyena...!

Are you, Francois?

No, little one! I'll have it once and I'll have enough,

try to find something else.

By order of the commander, we continue the action...

- Do you know anything, my treasure? - Say it, baby!

- I hired your maid Monique. - Which Monique?

The brunette at the laundry.

I didn't ask you that, are you sure it's for me?

- Who do you want it for? - I don't know, maybe it's useful to you

for tactical reasons...

"What's on your mind?" - He left ?

- Not. "I'm tired of your distrust!"

Don't make me wait! Do you have more?

Are you crazy, Philippe? Do you light the fire in this heat?

"That's what the colonel ordered me to do." - I was imagining...

Of course, he hasn't paid you in a year and you continue to carry out his orders.

"For three months, Count." - What do you mean, three months?

Yes, sir, he gave me an advance, while you owed me eight.

- Here's the payment, unhappy vassal! "Thank you, Count!"

Attention!

"Do you need anything, excellent?" - I need water.

- We don't have water today. - How come we don't have water?

The guest takes a lot of baths...

I'm done and I'm done. It's so beautiful, baby!

- Nothing better for a morning. - What a pleasure...

Help...

"Did something happen to you, Count?" - Where's the water?

I want to get in the water...

- A new way to take a bath? - Excuse me! It's not a habit.

- These aristocrats... - I sat on a reddish iron...

That's when you say your ass is on fire...

You must understand, my dear, the count loses his head when he sees a valley.

Unfortunately, an accident can happen to anyone.

- Will it take me a long time? - No, unless you force this part...

- It will be hard not to use it... - If I'm not mistaken I was talking about Babette...

- Want... ? - Excellent...!

"I mean, what can I do?" - There are things that are priceless...

Make an effort, try to give me a clue...

- Do you have any ideea ? "Half of Portiglion Castle!"

- I understand it's not a joke! - No, of course it's not a joke...

Do not hesitate to ask, and when you ask... you do not take into account the expenses...

I do it for the good of my niece...

Remember that she gives you everything, and you half...

That's right!

After all... it's half the colonel's castle.

Only I would like a contract with your signature, Count!

How did you say? I am noble, my ancestors guarantee for, my lady!

Can I guarantee from the grave?

It's not about that, it's about moral guarantees, of course...

Prepare the contract and sign it with Babette tomorrow.

Fainting...

I won!

You really don't want a mouthful of brandy, lawyer?

- No, thank you! I only drink water. - Only water?

- Alcohol pushes for uncontrolled actions... - There are no such opportunities here...

There are plenty of opportunities here...

Who is ?

Look who came...! What a pleasure...

Nothing, girls.

Have you ever decided to send my nieces for a qualification course?

You're wrong, Mrs. Peronniere! I came for a lawyer, I need him for a contract.

The lawyer is always free!

Please ! Excuse me, ma'am!

Are you lost again, madame?

But they will pay me...

I can make this contract even if its legality is questionable...

It's legal or not my job...

Ricardo! Do you want to stop for a while? I need to discuss a business...

From what I understand, the count would give half the castle to the beautiful Babette!

And on the other hand, I'm in possession of a paper where the colonel...

... He took it upon himself to give half to his niece Monique! Don't touch it!

Really great skill... Well, the castle will be one of the nieces...

Not bad... But now let's make the contract!

That's right! The contract...

But we should settle the fee issue...

I hope you will be understanding, lawyers! I'm just a poor woman...

I understand...! But instead of asking you for money...

"I'll ask you for Babette!" - Babette?

Then the count... Yes, but that way I lose my double guarantee!

"It'll be enough if you arrange for Monique." - Not possible.

Remember I can help you! There is no doubt

about my friendship with the judge...

But only if the prank on Monique succeeds!

Rest assured, you can count on my full cooperation...

Hey, Ricardo! Keep going !

If this damn lawyer continues to win

the books, he will win more than our firm.

Don't let him in!

How to do ? He always comes with the judge...

But there are many ways to undress a man...

Follow my advice and we will be better. Count on me!

- But not me, aunt! - Come here right away!

Can the castle become yours, do you understand or not, the fools?

- I mean you, Babette... - I don't care.

She's in love, aunt.

And so in a woman's life there is room for love and business...

Yes, but how is it done?

First, arrange the business, and then if the opportunity arises, make love.

Hello, Mrs. Nanette! What do you want?

The count and the colonel.

- Uhu...! Babette...! - No, it's not possible...!

- Good Babette! - Now it's different...!

- Your new maid, my dear! - Congratulations, you taste good!

Hello Mrs !

Let's enter.

Not...

This house is starting to become dangerous, there is a naked woman in every room.

It won't go on like this for long! We will make some general order.

Many will change, we will make order. Point and start! Of course!

"Are you going to buy the castle, ma'am?" "Should I buy it?"

It will be a gift, agricultural master!

- The gift of a laundress...! "What did you say, washerwoman?"

- On your knees and apologize! - Sorry!

"On your knees, slave!" - I apologize !

Go my dear, gather as many roses as you want!

- What a graceful girl...! - Yes Yes Yes...

Let's face it, Babette is not taken into account, she was waiting for me...

- Right, Uncle ?! - Lus primae noctis!

I understand! This means that the first night is of the Castilian...

Officially, this law has been abolished but it is still tolerated...

- Anyway, it's very convenient for you! - Hunting reserved!

Thanks! For our successes!

"Take it, miss!" - Which ?

How which? The one over there. Be discreet...

Dear uncle, I drink for the success of the test that awaits you!

- There are ghosts in the castle. - Yes, I'm sure of two!

They are the ancient spirits of two great warriors.

Instead of considering the battle over, they saw

that they were equal and continued to fight...

"There are two stubborn people!" "Miss Blanche!"

- I have a message! - From whom?

From the lieutenant.

It's written on the napkin.

"Here, mademoiselle!" - Thank you!

Sweet Babette! Wait for me at night in the living room.

- I got a headache... - Let your head fall, witch!

How did he allow himself to read the message that was being sent to me?

- Who knows what he's going to do...?! - Come over !

Why this special toilet?

It's a duty for us officers, but I do it for you too...

Too bad! Just tonight... I'm having a good night's sleep...

I will keep you awake, my love. Let's start with a drink...

You bastard! You know how to persuade women, don't you?

- Are the girls in their rooms? - Yes, Colonel.

Don't confuse drinks.

This one for the lady contains sleeping pills, and the other one a dust that would push him

And a eunuch to make love.

Not to forget...

No, no, vice versa...

How much do you need, honey? I felt like drinking

I don't even know how to tell you...

Here, my impatient little one! We hadn't clashed together in a long time...

Let's take advantage of this special opportunity... Let's drink for our love!

- Will you stay with me all night? - Until tomorrow.

- Then let's drink for ourselves! - For us and our eternal love!

Looks like you're falling asleep, my dear...

It looks like I'm taking catalepsy...

And you say I'm falling asleep...!

Well done Philippe, you did a good job! This is taken out of the fight...

I am always ready to help those who pay. Where do we put it?

- In bed. - What a joke ! How much do you weigh...

- What do you say, my idea is good? "Let's hope there's less dust inside!"

Babette! It's me, my dove!

Curious ! Why isn't he here?

Babette...

Got it, you hid... Are you in the closet?

Where did she go?

Babette...! Thank you for coming, I'm crazy about you, my dear!

Is someone ! Who will it be?

Come over ! Let's go to my bedroom.

- They want to go to Paris... - I'd rather send her dead...

Philippe came...

Come on, Philippe! Do you know where Babette is? The bed is empty, it's gone...

I didn't see her, I'm sure she went to bed, did you look under the sheet?

- I looked and it's not under the sheet! - Really...!?

I wouldn't want the colonel in the middle if I find out it's his fault

they will pay me dearly...

No, no, the colonel is sleeping alone in his bed... he won't wake up soon...

- I know what happened. - What happened ?

Miss Blanche put a sleeping pill in her drink...

it can be seen that she has another job...

- That's good... - Look at him, snoring!

How can it be so stupid to take a sleeping pill?

Count...

What a mess! It all happens only to me!

What did I do, Heaven?

What fun to take to bed and that...

Come on, Count, let's go to bed.

Babette, do you allow a roll?

I finished !

Sleep in peace! Once and for all you will end the quarrel...

And you will be friends...

Hold your hand!

- You have a mole... - And you.

"Maybe you can't sit still?" - Help, the ghosts...

- You're not Babette! - But you liked it anyway...

No, leave me alone! Help... !

Hey, ghosts, come on in!

Help !

I'll take care of them...

I don't have time now, little one, I'll be back.

Nobody will find me here.

Who? Why are you getting involved?

Open the door!

- And now it's just us... - No...

One moment ! I must be armed too.

On guard! Hey, I'm here!

You are not a great swordsman! Teaches...

And now let's finish!

Now take off your armor!

Do I take it out? Is that what you want?

I advise you to start with the chest!

Okay... I'll take care of it...!

Down the shoulder pad, down the chest...

Not bad...

Come on, take courage, take out the rest!

Take off your gloves! I've always been curious to know how

are the spirits of the warriors...

Courage! We take off our leggings. Don't disappoint me...

That's how I like ghosts, submissive...

What beautiful legs the ancient warriors had...!

Come on, and the other one! I hope you're not lame...

Nothing to say, not many ghosts look like that...

And now, I think we need to move on to the top...

Come on, take off your chain shirt. Come on, courage!

Come...

You know you're a very shy warrior...!

Imagine you are recruiting in the army...

The chest is a very important part...

You wanted to hide all of God's gifts under this armor.

He does not stand idly by in front of an officer...

Come on, let's see the rest and then I'll tell you if you're fit...

Courage, come on!

Who told you to turn left?

And now the helmet! Don't you want to take it off, beautiful?

Not ? It doesn't matter, you convinced me anyway...

Anyway, I know who you are...

You can only be Babette! Isn't that right?

Oh, Babette!

- Good morning! - Good morning...

Babette, my joy, it's time to wake up!

Monique, baby...

- What are you doing here ? - Me? What are you doing "you" in my bed?

This is my guest room, so it's "my" bedroom!

I think your brain is blocked... you risk getting into the hospice...

Hear who's talking!

You spend the night with a cold steel blade... Like crazy...

If you don't stop, this cold steel blade will heat up in your blood!

That would be a mistake, Colonel, and d'Alsay does not forgive!

I don't care about your noble lineage!

I'm ready to pierce you all like thrushes.

That's too much!

I do not allow a remnant of the barracks to insult my family vulgarly,

You will repent bitterly for these words!

I consider this a formal defiance, it will be a

duel and this will be the last day of your life...

I am at your disposal...

- It is understood that the duel will be with pistols. - I leave it up to you !

However, this will be a good opportunity to decide

once and for all the issue of castle ownership.

"To you, the gun means death!" - To me, you're already a ghost...

- See you on the field at seven in the morning! "At seven in the morning!"

It's a little early...

Isn't it better at noon?

Any time is good to wash an insult with blood!

Lawyer Corbo is very rich, you will see that he will be a good husband.

It's Monique's fault she stole my Rene!

Just for one night...

My lieutenant...

And that I exchanged it with a colonel, what should I say?

You both just got confused!

It's over for me, I don't want to get married anymore...

Lawyer Corbo is ready to marry you tomorrow.

I want my Rene...!

I'll take care of it, you don't know how.

Madame Peronniere sent me to take the package!

- He's the one with the green stripe. - Thank you!

I don't want the lawyer...!

For now, get married, then you can choose how many friends you want, is that clear?

"I'm sorry I was wrong!" - Sounds like a big mistake to me.

Maybe it's better not to see each other, Lieutenant!

My sister is getting ready to marry Corbo's lawyer.

I only wish you happiness!

Where are you going, Lieutenant?

- At the nearest hotel! - The closest the White Elephant is.

Then I'll go there! Thanks for the info, beautiful!

I don't want him here if he marries Babette!

The heart is not in control and Corbo's is on fire!

Yes, with my money!

Madame, try to see this event with a broader vision...

I have a broad vision, but this is betrayal...

We have a guest, madame!

Welcome to the White Elephant, sir!

What convincing arguments! Let's go talk to them, girls!

- How can I help ? "I want to ask you a favor, madame."

I hear you don't want a marriage between Corbo and Babette either.

Let's talk!

Sorry I overheard the conversation!

"We don't both want this marriage." - But I don't see how...!

I think I have a better idea!

Tomorrow I will go out riding as usual on the forest road...

and when I see the carriage...

It's lovely...

- Too bad the bride has a long snout... - If you don't stop, I'll slap you!

Monique, stop strengthening her!

Traitor! If you hadn't stolen my Rene, I wouldn't be in this situation!

You will pay me!

Do not delude yourself that you will marry the colonel!

Stop behaving like two kindergarten children!

The bride's carriage is ready!

Come on, my dear. I assure you that you are great.

Only the bride!

Apparently, Corbo's lawyer does not consider us worthy.

If you manage to marry the colonel, you will see

that he will be with his tail between his legs again.

Please, miss!

- That looks like Babette... - Dressed as a bride?

She's going to a bridal party!

Don't worry!

Help, visit...!

He's useless, he's my servant.

And now be good and take off your wedding dress!

Stop it!

- Get down ! - Not. Leave me!

- Remain silent ! You have to marry me! - No, leave me!

- Help... ! Visit... - God, Alessio...

I help you...

Thank you from the bottom of my heart, Rene! Let's hope we'll both be happy...

Come on, my dear...

Everything is in order, we can start the ceremony...

Do you, Alessandro Riberto Corbo, a lawyer by profession, want

to marry this beautiful creature? Where are the witnesses?

We are here.

I have no doubt that those present realize the solemnity of this moment...

And the importance of the act that will immediately take place in this room...

- Not here ! - How, not here?

Where's the deed? Maybe I looked at the White Elephant... No... he's here...

I would like to make a point. How is the property regulated?

It is known that half of a husband's property belongs to his wife.

And half of the wife's property belongs to the husband...

Of course.

- Do you want to sign, lawyer? - I'll sign immediately...

And now the bride here on the left...

- Write clearly! - Kind... thank you!

And now, after congratulating the bride and groom... let the witnesses come...

- Are you aunt? - Yes.

"Now it's your turn, Monique!" - Sign, miss!

Everything is alright !

And now let's go to the White Elephant where Madame Peronniere has prepared lunch.

I've already decided what I want for dessert, I want you...

Judge, are these words at the wedding table?

- The bride is waiting for you upstairs... - Excuse me, I have to go!

A deadly act...

"Courage!" - Goodbye, Judge!

"Good luck!" - Thank you!

My little Babette...!

- Babette... - Tell me what you're thinking!

That I'm very happy... What about you?

And I more than you...

What a great idea you had to replace me with Corbo's lawyer...

Think of Madame Peronniere...

I've never been so happy...

I'm crazy about you... I don't know how to show you...

- It's not fair... - Isn't it? You are legally my husband...

You can't deny that...

And you're going to have to take all the money you've earned from me...

- Okay, but let's not lose our temper... - Get in bed right away!

Yes, Madame Peronniere! What a hoax...

- Lilus... - Madame...

- See what my husband wants! - Good...

Get ready, girls! Tonight is full of work for all of you.

No, he doesn't want to! Who knows how much it costs me?

Don't be so scared, my dear!

You can spend... as much as you earn on books...

Can't we come to an agreement? No no no...

Good night...

- Lulu! - Do you like it?

One moment ! I want to talk to the judge, I want a lawyer...

I'm the lawyer... No, no, no...

- Day-Day! - Honey...

No, no, that's enough...

Cri-cri!

Frou, Frou!

Du-Du!

And now it's my turn!

No, spare me! I'll give you interest...

I don't see your witnesses! What a colonel who doesn't know the basic rules of chivalry...

I'm the one who doesn't see yours...

Beautiful figure...

Know that I have summoned my faithful Philippe!

And I summoned my faithful Philippe!

Let's see the recipe...

First put five ounces of potassium nitrate...

Five ounces...

Then add an appropriate amount of carbonate...

I have to make sure the mix will be good...

Then three ounces of sulfur powder...

Look at the sulfur powder...! I think everything is fine...

Three ounces? It's too little. In such cases you need more...

I managed...

"Good thing the pistols were loaded!" - What happened ? Where's the colonel?

He has a duel with the count. I'm already late...

- A duel? - I can die!

"I didn't know you cared so much!" - If he dies, I lose half the castle.

Aren't you ashamed to steal my poor Babette's husband !?

I didn't steal anything, I won books.

Know that I can break your broom in your head!

I'm not used to such behavior, ma'am! Please !

- Ms ! The colonel is dueling with the count. - Not...

All our calculations go downhill...

A duel between my clients, against my interests...?

Alarm!

The pistols are ready and I personally guarantee the powder...

Hands down! I'm the one offended!

"Do you forget it's just an offense to see your face?" - No kidding, the guns are loaded...

- I'll download it in a brag! - Ridiculous...

If the gentlemen are ready, I can start counting.

Back to back, and after ten steps you can shoot!

- I don't know if I can wait long! "In ten steps you will be gone, Count!"

I already see your funeral! Do you want to start, Philippe?

- The counting begins. You idiot! - No doubt !

- I'm there, we don't have time to waste. "Hurry up!" Come on!

- Let's hope we don't get too late... - What crazy...

- Why do I do it? - We have to cross the river.

- A gun duel... - Let's hurry...

Brr... it's cold...

One two Three...

four, four and a half... five, six...

Seven, eight, I said eight...

... nine ten !

Not. Stop it!

- It must be a hallucination... - No. It's me.

I think I'm dead and I'm already in paradise.

"Know that I said ten..." "Why don't you shoot, Count?"

- What can you see here... - Shoot now if you have the courage, Count!

Drop your weapons! Do it for us!

Very good, I accept the advice!

"Nothing happened, Count." - Okay, I'll take this!

Help ! Leave me alone!

There are many of you, I used to...

- Hey, Philippe... - I can't now...

Greet Madame Peronniere!

"I have arrived, Excellency!" - Where?

In the village of Portiglion.

This trip whetted my appetite. I see a hotel where I can rest!

In the meantime, get in touch with those involved, I'm waiting for you here.

He looks like a slut, who knows who it will be... And I don't have a girl here...

- You realize... - You just don't want me to replace them...

Let's try to make a good impression... The Royal Room!

- That's the judge. - We're kicking him out.

- What about girls...? - I don't know... we have Geraldine!

The maid?

Geraldine...!

What maid? That will get us out of trouble!

- What to do ? - Come on, I'll explain right away.

- Is it difficult? - No... you'll learn right away...

Your Excellency! I am delighted to receive you in my modest place.

Excellence...

- Welcome! - Thank you! It's too early ?

Don't worry, it's an honor for me to receive you...

I warn you that I have slightly refined tastes...

I would be delighted to taste one of your specialties...

I think you will be satisfied.

I know this is not the ideal time, but I hope you will please me...

Hey, Ricardo! Get out of this bed!

How can you treat an old customer like this? It's a shame!

Outside...

- Undress immediately! - Why ?

Overtime !

Your room will be ready immediately, Excellency.

Why ? I'd rather stay here! I'm fine here.

- How, right here in the chair? - That's the only way I prefer...

I don't like you alone, you are too... maybe you'll give me a hand...

- Me, can I give you a helping hand...? - Of course!

I can't hide from you that I care a lot about the quality of services...

Without exaggerating, of course, all I ask is to be five, six...

- Say five, six... - Sounds minimal to me, doesn't it?

- He wants five or six...! - Out of the mouth, everyone is strong...

It's appreciable for your age...!

Just at my age, I need a little help...

Do you have any particular preferences...?

No... it has to be served hot and especially fresh...

In terms of freshness, you can rest assured...

Without complications, madame, I prefer everything natural...

It is absolutely natural, you are lucky, excellent, it is suitable for you...

Don't bother, let it be something simple and primitive...

It's just our case today... come on up, it's better...

If you hold on so long...

- Issue a settlement receipt... - What?

What did I get to hear...!

Stop kicking...

- Be careful... - Who is this?

- Explode if you wait another minute... - Everything is ready...

Thanks.

I'm the Marquis Antoine de Tourville! His Majesty's Attorney General.

Please read the sentence, Judge!

Her Majesty's Supreme Court in the dispute between the Count d'Alsay and

Colonel Delaroche over the ownership of Portiglion Castle has concluded...

that neither of the parties can own the castle.

How? This injustice will be immediately bathed in blood...

Calm down, Colonel, it's the royal prosecutor...

It is not possible, I have written rights over the castle of Portiglion.

I am sorry, no right can challenge the decision of the Supreme Court.

And now stop, stop talking!

My granddaughters were virgins, repairs are needed...

- I do not want anything. - We're leaving for America, honorable.

"But after we get married..." "And who marries me?"

I'm marrying you, Monique... if I have the strength...

Please continue!

The valid existence of a feudal disposition was made known.

According to which, the rights over the castle through the effect of a donation...

of Baroness Estelle du Bride and for whom there are children in the state archives...

of the family Brantome...

And who acquired the title since 1382.

The current descendant of this family is Mr....

The current descendant of this family is Mr. Philippe Brantome.

The document shows that he is the owner of the castle and of the Ardèche lands.

Who I ?

It's impossible, it's about Philippe, our servant...

This is the court's decision, without appeal! The meeting is over!

Quiet! The court is retreating! And more, he rests...

- Is your Excellency satisfied? - Of course...

I brought caviar, Excellency.

Make room, make room, the browned eggs for the baron take precedence...

I want music, please, gentlemen...!

- What do you want to start with? - Let's choose between caviar and salmon...

Enough ! Throw the tools in the pool!

I don't want to hear them anymore, I remember very sad times...

Gone are those days, barons...

Translation: Cristiano Ferocci BlackSeaTeam

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