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Previously, on "Below Deck Sailing Yacht"...

We're lucky to have a new addition to our team.

Welcome her with open arms.

This is Scarlett.

Hey, Scarlett, nice to meet you.

Do you need a hand with luggage or stuff?

Do you wanna check on that?

Out of my way!

Keely Washburn... last year, she chartered PIII

with Erica Rose, and I think Jess was here.

These ladies are ready for lots of sailing

- and dinner with the captain. - Yeah!

- You shagged Ashley. - No, I did not.

- Own it and control it. - I will own it, I never...

If someone wants to deny the fact that anything happened,

but I remember the ----ing penis in my vagina.

So clingy, and just so childish.

Oh sh--.

Have you worked on a charter boat before?

- Just days. - Oh, okay.

Knowing that Scarlett has no experience

is giving me life right now.

Daisy, have you given any thought into second stew?

Not this again.

I have more experience than her.

This title bullsh-- needs to stop.

But I think you're missing the teamwork aspect.

I want you to work as a team and get this...

this hierarchy out of your head.

Until you figure that out,

the two of you are gonna be the same.

And concentrate on working as a team, the three of us.

After what I went through with Ashley and Gabriela,

what did you ----ing expect?

Ashley may be unhappy about this,

but being second stew isn't always about experience.

It's about character, and at the moment, Ashley isn't there.

We're working great together.

Good.

Turning over a new leaf, Daisy.

I'm happy to hear it.

Trying to, I'm really trying.

Good, good, good.

So, Kels, you're gonna be on days this trip.

Okay.

Yeah, I mean, I haven't been on days since charter three.

So, just vinegar with paper towel

on all the mirrors and stainless.

- Okay. - Hey, big B.

Yes.

You're gonna be on nights this trip, okay?

- Twelve at night? - Yeah.

Oh, wow. Hmm.

I am really annoyed about the night shift.

I mean, it's great you don't have to do very much,

but ultimately it's so boring.

Wouldn't it make sense to have the exciting guy in the day,

that's gonna make your guests happy and make the tip bigger,

Somebody's done a *bleep*-up here.

It looks like this one's wrong already.

- That one's definitely wrong. - That one, we didn't touch.

Just so you know, Ashley isn't second stew.

- Okay. - They're both the same.

- Okay. - I want her to learn teamwork.

- That's better. - Yeah.

- How's it going, ladies? - It's going well, how are you?

Yeah? Good.

Sh--, look how clean this place looks, wow.

Yawn, over it.

Are you ready to listen to my problems?

- Yeah. - There's a lot of them.

It's gonna take you all day.

Hey... no, I've got no ----ing problems.

Get away.

So, we're gonna stop being childish, Ash.

Oh, Gary.

We should all just kiss and make up.

No, I haven't.

That's what friends do, don't they?

It makes everything better.

- It does. - Yeah. Yeah.

That's quite romantic.

Okay, Gary.

Okay, ladies, I'll see you later.

- Bye. - Bye, bye, bye.

Gary... he is fun to flirt with. I love it.

But there's tension with Ashley, and I don't want any drama.

Like, I feel like I have to keep it good.

It's so annoying.

Gary's such a ----ing loser.

Fair warning.

All crew, all crew, provisions are here.

Hey, Marcos, que pasa, dulce?

- How you doing? - Hi, Marcos, good morning.

- Morning, guys? - How are you doing, my love?

- Finally. - Candy.

Oh, seriously?

Oh, you guys are so naughty.

- Finished. - Yay! Yay.

Thanks.

I don't know if these'll fit,

but ginger beer for Moscow Mules.

It's on her preference sheet, so...

Okay.

So, you're on nights?

- Yeah. - Are you nervous?

- No. - Good.

It's more that I'll be bored.

- Oh, you stay pretty busy. - Yeah.

You've gotta come for these windows.

Yeah.

All right, you start on that end?

Okay.

Wait, let me just do this top bit.

- Can you speed up a bit? - No.

Come on, you can definitely walk faster than that.

Is it wrong of me to think I work harder than Barnaby?

♪ Sugar pie, honey pop

I think Barnaby does enough to get by and get the job done,

whereas I put in effort to make sure everything's done,

like, with a cherry on top.

Can't relate.

Oh, you're so good at that.

I'm good at most things that I do.

You missed one.

You can do that one.

Are you kidding me?

You've done all of them except one.

I think we're about there.

I'm gonna keep you on mids this charter.

So, what you're gonna do is probably, like,

- 8:00 till midnight. - Okay.

I'll keep Ashley on lates, and I'll do earlies.

You'll do dinner with me tonight,

Ashley will do turn-downs.

Okay.

And tomorrow, you'll do turn-downs.

How is it having the extra set of hands again today?

Do you feel like...

Yeah.

It'll be her first overnight charter.

Oh, really?

She does day charters, mostly.

Yeah, that is pretty crazy.

I feel like after this charter is under my belt,

like, the next one's will just be, like, smooth sailing.

Honestly, it's easy, it's not hard?

It's easy, Ashley, isn't it?

- I think we're done. - Yeah?

Yeah, I think we're good.

Cool, so just be ready in your uniform for quarter to 1:00.

- Quarter to 1:00? - Yeah.

All crew, all crew, one hour until guest arrival.

Please suit up, thank you.

All right, let's have a little walkaround... nice.

You wipe that with a wet chamois,

and then we're good.

Bed looks great.

Ah, God.

Hey, what happened to your face?

- The flavor-saver. - Yeah.

The French tickler.

No, that's the French tickler, down here.

- Oh, is that the French tickler? - I think so, yeah.

This is the flavor saver, okay.

Let's do this sh-- one more time.

Three more times.

Yeah.

Just give that a quick wipe with a...

- Chamois. - ...a dry chamois.

- Don't... don't... - Okay.

Yeah, don't even touch the rest of it.

Oh, just the person I'm looking for.

How are you?

I'm good, thanks.

How's your day going, getting your head around everything?

- Yeah. - Yeah?

- It'll take a little bit. - Yeah, I'll get there.

Yeah.

I'm actually just looking for some shorts,

because I don't think I have many shorts.

Come, stop that for a second, stop that for a second.

- Stop that! - What?

Ooh!

You know, I don't know what it is about Scarlett

that I'm attracted to.

I mean, she's definitely flirting with me,

and I'm gonna flirt back

because I'm quite a flirtatious person.

See ya.

I'm thinking to myself, this girl should not be a yachtie,

she should be a supermodel.

Whew. I'm sweating. I'm sweaty.

All crew, all crew, let's get everybody

up into the cockpit, please.

Copy.

Ready, let's smash this charter.

I'm sweating. There are sparks.

I think it's exciting.

Okay, that already looks way better.

You get the towels first,

and then Ashley will be at the end with the champagne.

Everybody out of my way.

Is the 'stache gonna stay the whole trip,

or is it gonna get shaved off?

Ugh, why do you have that on your face, Gary?

Like, you literally couldn't look any creepier

than you do right now.

Here we go.

That 'stache.

Why, is it that bad?

I thought it was quite... I thought I was quite cute.

Look at us, it's perfect timing.

I'm starting to feel the swamp.

My butt is so sweaty.

- Hey, ladies. - Hi! Hello!

- Good to see you again. - Good to see you.

Good to see you again. How are...

- Gimme a hug. - Okay, let's do a hug.

Good to see you.

Is there anything in my teeth?

- Hi, I'm Scarlett. - Hello, I'm Gary.

Scarlett, nice to meet you.

Hello. Gary.

- Kelsie, nice to meet you. - Are you gonna hug me?

Yeah, of course, come on!

- Hi, I'm Barnaby. - Nice to meet you.

- Hi. - Can we just chug this?

Later.

Well, it's really nice to see some familiar faces,

and especially nice to see some new faces.

The last time we had an all-female charter,

it was, um, challenging.

Since we got here, you've been making fun of me.

Just pull put your bathing suit on, Erica.

Titties for Trump.

Oh, my God.

She's making America great again.

I hope this time everyone'll be able to have better manners.

I'm gonna hand you over to Daisy,

who's gonna take you on the tour.

Thank you.

If you wanna follow me up to the fly bridge.

All right, bitches, let's go.

Yeah.

Up here, we've got the sky deck,

which is a nice area to lay out in the sun.

I need an umbrella.

- It is hot. - Huh?

- It's hot. - What?

- It's hot! - Oh, yeah.

So, in here we've got the main saloon,

which is obviously a bit cooler.

Beautiful.

If you wanna follow me down to the cabins.

Ooh, this is gonna give me a nice little leg workout.

One more big one.

In here, we've got the master cabin,

and then you've got the two twin cabins,

which are the exact same.

Linda, you can sleep looking at yourself.

You'll be really happy.

Does this one have the most mirrors?

- Is that it? - That's it.

Keely, what time would you like dinner?

8:30?

And would you like to talk to him about the menu,

or are you happy for him to...

- He can do whatever he wants. - Okay.

Okay, guys, I'm ready to drop lines.

Pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull.

- This one next. - You can go.

Pull in.

Okay, that's all lines clear, Glenn.

Thank you.

Ooh, we're moving.

Chicken, fig, and crispy bacon with a pear-wine reduction.

Okay, Wendy and Debbie, smile.

- Besties for the resties. - Yes.

It's chicken with fig, crispy bacon, and a wine reduction.

I grew up on Lunchables and freezer mac and cheese.

- Stop. - I'm not kidding.

No!

- That is excellent. Beautiful. - That's really good.

Jess is like, I need to go compliment the chef personally.

So, we can definitely go sailing now?

Well, you can see the flag is just barely moving.

Yeah.

I enjoy being on days.

- Marcos, 8:30 dinner. - Yeah.

They said that you are free to make whatever you want.

Good thing, they give me a green light.

Yeah.

These charter guests are super really picky.

The primary guest is gluten-free,

two of them don't eat shellfish,

another two, they're dairy-free.

My options are getting smaller and smaller and smaller.

So, to make a menu, it's not easy.

She can eat lobster,

she can eat lobster, she can eat lobster...

the rest don't like it.

Oh, my gosh, I drank that way too fast.

I'm not letting her have too much.

Get outta here, Mother.

Okay, Colin, let her go, let her go, let her go.

Actually, we have a competition

to see who can irritate Daisy the most?

No. No. Absolutely not.

Okay, fine, I'll play by myself, then.

That's three shots at the waterline there.

That looks like a pretty good bite to me.

That's fine, and we're done.

Daisy, do you think we could set up that rope swing?

Yeah, sure.

What? I don't want 50.

Well, now it's too late.

It's ----ing hot today here.

Yeah.

Are we doing the table like that, or is that just after?

It's dinner.

Who's ready to rope swing?

You may have to do it first to show us.

No, I'll definitely do it first, yeah.

Because I am way too scared.

Run as fast as you can.

Woo! Ah!

Oh, my God!

I don't even know if my little legs can take me far enough.

- You got this. - Run, run, run!

Holy sh--.

Put your other hand above it... that's it.

You ready, Gary?

Run, run, run, run, run, run, run!

- Ah! - Let go, let go, let go!

And let's go, like, all the way back here,

and then just literally run.

Go for it, Jen.

- Oh, no. - Oh!

False start.

Just make sure she can see you, and then she'll get incentive.

- I am shaking. - Jen.

- Three... - Two, one!

- Go! - Yes!

- Woohoo! - Keep going!

Oh!

Ow! Ow!

- You okay? - You all right?

She went with a splash.

Did you get that on your phone?

I did.

You could just add that to the shared album.

No, I don't... I think I'm gonna have to just delete that one.

And that's how we stopped halyard swings on Parsifal III.

Coming up...

Gary, do you really need a stew for drinks?

We've got one reason to be here, and it's to ----ing work.

There's guests unattended,

Daisy, we're here for the guests.

Oh, you're ----ing...

Asshole.

Would anybody else like to go?

- No thanks. - Are you sure?

- Yeah, no thanks. - Hundred percent?

Yep, 100%.

All right, I'm gonna go shower.

Barnaby, you can go down now, if you want.

I'll be up at midnight.

Yeah, she probably just got a fright.

Oh, poor, poor, poor girl.

I've done a lot of sailing,

but this is the first boat that's bigger than 28 meters.

Wow.

Have you ever been tempted to race her?

We do regattas on this boat.

We actually have done really well in regattas.

- Fun racing. - Yeah, exactly.

We got surf and turf.

Whoever don't like lobster, we give only meat.

Hey, girls, do you mind changing into your blacks, please?

- Okay, perfect. - What time's dinner?

8:30.

Cool, but they have to be finished by 9:00.

That's part of the deal.

Why?

Why, because you're eating with them?

I'm missing out on all the fun.

- You wanna see magic? - Yeah.

Boom. Oo-eee!

♪ It's a kind of magic

- You're gonna be on service. - Okay.

Wigs, yeah. Oh!

So, I'll show you where the placemats are.

- You wanna help? - Yeah.

Blue cheese, dah, dah, dah.

What wig are you gonna wear?

- Do we get to wear wigs? - Yeah.

Put these on the top or the left?

On the top, in the middle.

No, no, sorry... in the middle of the placemat, so...

I'll show you.

Like this, and then the cutlery...

- Okay. - ...is gonna go at the side.

Yeah, exactly.

I'm freaking out.

Like, I have never done this before.

I want all of these firsts to be over with.

Where do you want these knives?

Starter knives are gonna be the next one.

Just please, Scarlett, do it right.

Soup, starter, and steak.

So then we only need two knives?

Yeah.

I love fire.

Are you putting your wig on, Evelyn?

Yep, I'm doing it.

Do you need help? I can hold the front for you.

Hey, guys.

Oh sh--.

Kinda look like my grandma, though.

Look at us.

Oh, my God.

What's up!

You guys look so cute.

Ashley, the master cabin is free

if you wanna do turn-down in there, thank you.

Great.

Hopefully, we won't get synthetic hair in our food.

We'll be able to see it, at least.

Do you guys like my wig?

- Yes! - Cool, it looks so natural.

Glenn, Daisy found this wig for you.

All right.

I can't see, where'd you guys go?

Wow, that looks amazing.

Tonight for dinner I'm preparing duck breast.

And I hope they like it, you know?

I'm just crossing my fingers, please.

It's gluten-free, primary, okay?

Bailey and Jess don't eat dairy.

Keep it straight, okay, guys, please.

What have you been doing since we saw you?

Pretty much this.

Oh, wait, no, I think I...

This one here? Okay.

Ugh... why?

We have a seared duck breast with a pear-Bordeaux reduction.

In your case, we put gluten-free.

Thank you.

And you and you, no blue cheese.

Oh, thank you.

Enjoy!

Are you doing it? Are you eating it?

Mm.

I had some bites.

Dude, I just ----ed up.

Why?

I, like, set the food in the wrong place.

It's not like you dumped food on somebody.

Thank you, I needed that.

Oh!

I'm trying to put it all in.

It actually doesn't taste like I anticipated.

I just feel terrible eating a duck.

Scarlett, Daisy.

What did she say?

She's calling you.

*bleep*

Medium-rare, medium, medium-well.

Do I look stressed?

We can start clearing.

All the other ones are the same?

No, there's medium-well done, which is Bailey.

So, I'll do Bailey and Glenn, yeah.

That's Bailey.

Medium-well, got it.

Right now, we have a beef tenderloin,

center cut, with a black pepper sauce.

And then whoever have lobster,

I just steamed the lobster, and then I bake it.

Thank you.

Oh, I think my wig fell off, oh, no.

Should we just eat with our nets on?

Excuse me?

- Our what? - Just the hairnet.

I thought you said "eat with our nuts on."

Yeah.

I was like, I only think one person at this table has nuts.

I think we're about ready to clear.

Thanks.

Hey, Kels, you can go down, if you want.

That was excellent.

*bleep* mate, that looks amazing.

You better find some wind, that's all I can say.

A real sailor can make wind, even when it's flat calm.

Gary out there.

Yeah, Gary... oh, yeah, Gary, no...

Gary can do everything.

We need a bit more than we had today.

When you go to bed tonight, make a wish for wind.

- I'll be up at 8:00. - Yeah.

Okay.

Right, get up prior.

Ashley, you can come with us to serve.

Wow.

All right, that's a gluten-free chocolate cake,

and then we have a crème brûlée,

and then we have an Italian meringue with a raspberry sauce.

Oh, that is fresh strawberry.

- That is good. - Yeah. Yummy.

A lot of different flavors.

No, his food is...

Okay, and then he walked out and was also amazing.

It was a lot.

Yeah, and I was like, "And the food tastes better now."

Feeling more confident now?

Yeah, I feel better.

Like, I'm not gonna lie, I've got a little crush on you.

Yeah.

Maybe it's mutual, maybe it shouldn't be.

You get people that click,

and then you get people that don't click.

Well, ladies, thank you very, very much.

Thank you.

See you guys later, thank you.

Bye, good night!

Oh, my God, you look like you should be milking a cow.

- All right, let's go. - Oh!

- All right, I'm yours. - Okay.

Okay.

I'm gonna start taking the decorations down upstairs.

Okay.

Gary likes everybody.

You're good up here.

Do you wanna just check laundry before you go down?

Yeah.

I heard you told her that I've got a crush on her.

- Yeah. - Yes.

Good night. Thank you.

You did really good today.

Maybe that's why I've got a spring in my step.

No sh--, Sherlock.

In typical Gary fashion,

Scarlett's the new girl on the block,

so he's trying out all his best moves.

He's pulling out all the stops.

Oh, this guy...

I just can't figure out how his brain works.

*bleep* you.

Yeah.

Yes?

Come in.

Yeah?

*bleep*

I'm so bored.

I'm gonna go to bed.

Yeah.

Yeah, I know, I just said, you know,

10 courses, but oh sh--, yeah.

- That's fine, we'll be fine. - Yeah.

- I'm not worried. - Morning, Dais.

- Morning. - Morning, Marcos.

Hey.

Good morning.

Mm.

Look at you.

I'm gonna add some milk.

Thank you very much, Colin.

All right.

You guys ready?

I'll show you how to fold the towels.

Do it with, like, this little seamy thing,

and then you're gonna fold it down.

- Can I get you a coffee? - Yes.

Let's do an iced black coffee.

Yep.

- Okay, there are guests awake. - Thank you.

*bleep* it's hot, eh?

Yeah.

Good, good, good.

- There you go. - Thank you very much, thank you.

You're welcome.

We're ready to eat.

Okay, sure, I'll start bringing everything up.

I know you can crawl under this table.

We can totally fit.

Oh, I could totally get under it.

Are we fitting?

Gluten-free blueberry muffins?

Yeah.

There's no way I can fit in that.

- It's tight. - Yes, there is.

- Turn... - Suck in and turn.

Are you that drunk, that you're crawling on the floor, that's...

No, we just wanted to try it.

They're just trying to be dramatic.

Oh, okay.

I just wanted to figure out what we're going to do

after you guys have breakfast.

Right now, there's no wind, unfortunately,

to go for a little sail, but this afternoon,

we could go in with the tender,

in between the island where that nice, blue water is,

and you guys can play around in there.

- All right, thanks. - Cool?

Thank you. Bon appétit.

- Thank you. - Thanks so much.

Some bacon and hash browns.

Do you wanna grab some... eight goggles and snorkels?

I don't know if we've got that many.

So much stuff.

I'm like, I don't know where to start.

Do you want some hash browns?

Do you want ones that connect?

Four.

No, no... this one is a good one.

What did you do, just pick them all up and throw them in here?

I wanna do some water things.

Yeah.

- Should we get bathing suits on? - Yeah.

How's the 10 courses going?

I got the desserts, I got the first one.

People wants a 10-course meal

because they wanna see how many quality cuisines

you can present on one night.

I want them to have the same experience

with all their restrictions.

It's gonna be hard to do it,

but it's not gonna be impossible.

Rib-eye, lemon sorbet, matcha tiramisu, sh--.

Six, that's seven.

How old do I look?

Honestly, I would have put you in your twenties.

I would have said at least, like, 34.

Wow, you had to give me that ----ing high?

- Wait, aren't you 34? - Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I feel like you look your age.

That's not good!

Are we wanting to swim, or... yeah, okay.

- If we can go now, then... - Yeah?

...we would love to.

Awesome, all right, I'll let the boys know.

Okay.

Jess is saying they wanna go swimming as soon as they can.

Can you go by yourself?

No, I'll take Scarlett with me.

Can you not be by yourself here?

No, I can, I just... yeah, fine.

So, we're gonna go on a tender cruise for the guests.

You're gonna come with so you can give them drinks.

I have Gary so figured out.

He is so transparent.

I don't want Scarlett going off on a little tender run,

chatting and flirting with Gary for an hour.

I mean, this sh--'s so predictable.

- Morning, shaggers. - How's it?

Gary, do you really need a stew for drinks?

I would rather not send a stew, but if you need someone,

I mean, it's literally mimosas and water.

Well, he's gotta do stuff here.

He's gotta pack this away, and he's gotta do the waterline,

and Kelsie's going down now.

Basically they're gonna be ----ing around

hanging out in the boat.

I just think it looks more professional when I'm driving,

so I don't have to give them drinks also.

But if you don't want it, that's fine.

I can do it by myself.

Do you get what I'm saying?

You've got one reason to be here, and it's to ----ing work.

I'm not gonna argue with you.

I just think it's more professional having two people

- for the guests. - Okay, then I'll send someone.

Okay. We need some towels.

What do we want to bring for drinks?

I'll probably stick with the pineapple mimosas.

Yeah.

So, is a stew coming or not?

Sounds good.

If all the guests are off, what are three girls

going to be doing on the boat, not ----ing around?

Yes, you can't win with that chick, bro, swear to God.

- Yes. - It's a joke.

So over working with her, I'm not gonna lie.

Gary wants someone because it looks more professional,

and I'm like, that's literally a stew ----ing around

- in a boat for an hour. - Yeah.

When they could be here laundering

or vacuuming or anything.

So, I'm gonna go, to prove a point.

Daisy, Gary.

We are ready to rock and roll,

if you wanna let the guests know.

Copy, thank you.

Ladies, we are ready for you.

Yes.

I... what the... are you being serious?

Dead serious, yeah. It's like...

- How am I starting a fight? - ...there's no guests on board.

There's guests in the tender, Daisy.

We're here for the guests.

You ladies ready to go?

Are you ----ing kidding me?

You're such a ----ing asshole.

What the *bleep*?

Don't you dare accuse me

of not caring about the guests

or putting the guests forward.

It's ridiculous.

---ing lecture me on what I'm ----ing here for.

- No, you're ----ing... - Yeah, I am ----ing coming.

Are you insane? Asshole.

- No, you're ----ing... - Yeah, I am ----ing coming.

Are you insane? Asshole.

- Ow... *bleep* me. - Calm down,

It's not ----ing funny, Gary, you're a ----ing right ----ed.

I'm not really upset that he wants a stew to go.

I'm not happy because of the accusatory tone

that Gary is using towards me that I am unprofessional

and that I don't care about the guests.

Unbelievable.

What would you like?

Oh, Gary's got it, it's fine.

Do you want one of those things that

suction-cups you to the hull?

It's hot now, though.

- Did you see any fish? - Yeah.

You did?

You should catch them for lunch.

Oh, I'm ----ing tired already.

I think it's just a little hard sometimes, because,

like, I have to exert more energy

telling her how to do things and what to do.

Okay.

Whew.

Would you like another drink?

What the *bleep* am I doing here?

Come on, that's just ----ing ridiculous.

Parsifal, Parsifal, Parsifal,

we are on our way back with the guests.

Yeah, copy that, we're waiting for you on the swim platform.

Ah!

- Thank you. - How was that?

Lovely.

I just wanna tuck it in like that.

Yeah, just like that.

*bleep* me.

Hey, girls, do you mind changing into your blacks, please?

Are you getting ready for dinner now?

Yeah.

Gary, do you know this boat?

- La Cattiva. - I know the captain.

The guy is there, he just bought her.

Maybe we should do a little race or something.

- Us against them? - Yeah, friendly competition.

That sounds awesome.

All we need is a few hours' of sea breeze.

Yeah, and if the wind picks up I think they would like it also,

because they wanna go sailing.

Yeah, exactly.

We don't normally do, like, a match race,

but being that we haven't been able to sail yet,

if the wind changes, having a little match race

is gonna make it all that much more special.

We'll just say there's an imaginary mark

out there somewhere?

Yeah, we'll put a mark or whatever, you know.

Mm-hmm.

I've done a lot of races on Parsifal,

five St. Barths buckets,

two or three Virgin Gorda super yachts.

It does pretty well on the race course,

so why not have a little fun?

I'll let you know if anything... if it goes forward.

Yes, that'd be awesome.

Gary, he's been, like,

coming on to me really strong lately.

That's how... yeah.

Does that bother you?

- Yeah. - Meh.

First of all, I didn't wanna, like, step on your toes,

so I'm glad that you just don't give a sh--.

What do you want me to say?

Yes, you have my permission to hook up with a guy

that's gonna treat you like sh--.

Go for it?

Do you think Daisy cares?

Yeah. So...

Gazpacho's ready, beet salad, boom.

Pasta, Dover sole, steamed.

Sauces ready, veggies ready.

Salmon, beef tenderloin,

rib-eye, lemon sorbet, and matcha tiramisu.

Everyone has to help tonight, there's 80 plates.

Sweet.

That's all right.

Yeah, should we look at the sunset?

Let's go this side, come on.

I think Gary and Scarlett are outside.

Wait, I need to make sure that I'm not needed.

Oh, really?

Actually, you are, because I'm gonna distracting you,

and then Daisy's gonna get even more angry with me.

- Where's Scarlett? - Talking to Gary.

- Oh, it's so pretty, yeah. - Oh, this is so pretty.

The sunset's not too bad either.

Scarlett, do you mind checking laundry, please?

- Yeah. - Thank you.

Yeah... look, you see? Told you.

- Yeah. - Told you.

He needs to stay the *bleep* out of my department,

and I'm ----ing sick of it.

I look so much better.

Is that good?

The master might be free.

Okay, my suitcases are going to fall down, I'm sorry.

Ladies, would you like anything to drink?

Can I just do a red wine?

Holy moly, that's a lot of plates.

Mm-mm.

Just so you know, I wasn't mad at you.

I'm fuming at Gary.

All day, he ----ing banged on at me about my department

and about how unprofessional I am.

Daisy this and Daisy that, yeah, because you're a ----ing baby.

Oh, poor Gary, ooh.

All Gary does all day is cause trouble.

You don't do that to two stews.

You don't *bleep* one and then go

and try and *bleep* her roommate.

What the hell is this?

One you've already ----ed who's kissed you, like, five times,

and now you're already pursuing the next stew,

and I'm the ----ing unprofessional one?

You're an asshole!

Where did this come from?

Daisy, Daisy, Ashley.

I'm just, like, if you're not interested,

why did you sleep with her?

Yeah.

- Yeah, go ahead. - They're all seated.

Okay, sorry, I've gotta go.

- Okay. Thanks, Daisy... - Copy. You're welcome.

...for coming and talking about it.

There's gonna be a lot of plates to wash tonight,

I'm not gonna lie.

I feel like it's gonna be, like, speed dish-washing.

- How are you, girls? - Good. Hello.

We have gazpacho Andaluz,

with crispy prosciutto and quail egg on top.

Gracias.

The crispy prosciutto is really good.

So scared to eat a quail egg.

It tastes like quail.

No, it doesn't!

This is number two.

If you need stuff, I can help,

I can take stuff out for you, eh?

Tea towels.

I got 'em, chuck 'em right there.

Thank you.

- What is that, beetroot? - Beetroot and mango.

That looks beautiful.

Daisy, I just cleared the first course.

Beetroot tartare with mango,

caramelized hazelnut,

goat cheese foam, and balsamic reduction.

Sounds delicious.

Thank you, this is right up my alley.

Oh, my gosh, it's the best dinner ever.

Oh, yeah.

Uno, dos...

Yeah, I need six forks and five knives.

- We need the forks? - I need forks, yeah.

Okay.

No cutlery.

One, I'm not gonna put cheese.

Okay.

All right, number three, coming up.

Three on the left.

So, we have a penne rigate with cherry tomatoes,

white wine, no cheese.

Okay. No stomach ache tonight.

Every time he comes up, she's like,

"Oh, muy caliente, muchos gracias."

This is all clean, correct?

Yep.

Kelsie, can we get the big forks washed?

Can you pass me that little flower?

He definitely knows that you think he's hot,

because you turn into a little Latin lover when he comes out.

All right, vamos.

- We have Dover sole. - Braided.

- Yeah, a braid... enjoy, guys. - Thank you.

This is a baby cucumber.

- No, it's a zucchini. - No, zucchini, eat it.

I can't eat it with everybody looking at me.

It has a good flavor.

*bleep*, I'm sweating like an animal.

I'm ready.

You like to speak Spanish, though, when he comes out.

I don't know.

Muy caliente.

So, we have a seared salmon.

We have some chipotle aioli on the side.

- So, enjoy it. - Thank you.

She's gonna ask him to take his shirt off.

Okay, there's those.

We're clearing, Marcos.

All right.

So, we have a beef tenderloin marinated with fresh herbs.

It's so good.

I'm lying... maybe I do.

I think it's a unanimous wondering...

I'm wondering now, too.

Oh, muchas gracias.

It's a simple green bean tempura.

Three more to go.

I hope they're all desserts.

The last two are desserts, yeah.

Good.

Hey, how are you doing?

Pretty much done.

Don't forget about this head.

And this needs another water.

Okay.

Sorry, I'm gonna just keep telling you what you're missing.

No, yeah.

You're missing a white facecloth here.

- Okay. - But it's looking good.

- I think I'm ready. - Okay.

Okay.

Oh, my God, I'm so exhausted.

We have a Wagyu rib-eye.

Oh!

- Here you go. - Thank you.

Can I use your hat?

He wants to take a piece of your clothing and fan himself.

Oh, my God, probably they imagine me

with the apron, no shirt.

I'm here to fill any chef fantasy they have.

Thank God that I know how to please a picky woman,

you know... eesh.

Coming up...

We're gonna be racing with this boat here behind us.

Let's get this thing cranked over.

You will lose.

Es muy caliente.

You guys, we need to ask him to be in the hot tub later.

- No way! - No!

No?

- Ah! - Oh, my God.

I got it.

- Do you want this in? - Leak.

Okay. I'm heading out.

Ooh!

Lemon sorbet, lemon zest on top, and mint.

That's gonna clean your palates before...

Jacuzzi?

Postre en Jacuzzi, no?

"Dessert in Jacuzzi?"

Postre en Jacuzzi... I got that.

Yeow, okay.

Yeah, I'm gonna wipe all the wood, yeah.

Are we all finished?

Yeah.

- All right, it's over. - Good job, Marcos.

- Yeah, good job. - Is that dessert?

- Yes. - Yeah, the last one.

That looks good.

This is a matcha tiramisu with the gold strawberry on top.

Anybody who doesn't finish yours, just give it to me.

All right, ladies, buenas noches.

Everything's wonderful.

Okay.

I worked a lot sh--.

Yeah, no, that was amazing, honestly.

Time to lay on the ----ing couch.

I'm actually disappointed now that this is gone.

Do you want mine, too?

Well, yeah.

Ah...

Daisy, I'm really sorry for picking a fight with you.

I shouldn't have.

It was pretty petty, and it was petty from my part.

Not from yours, you had reason.

Okay.

And you had reason to be pissed with me.

This is freaking me out.

What, I'm saying sorry to you.

I appreciate you...

Just stop it, I'm saying sorry!

I appreciate your apology, thank you.

Thank you.

I get the vibe from Daisy sometimes

that she has a thing for Gary.

Daisy is my boss, and it's just...

it's a weird dynamic for me.

Okay, friends again, besties.

Yes, thanks for the apology.

You're welcome, sorry for being such a dick.

All right, guys, we're going to hit the hay.

Good night.

Good night, Scarlett, see you in the morning.

Not much for you.

Still wanna get the windlass area, around there.

Yeah. Good night, mate.

Night, I'll see you in the morning.

- Are you good? - Yeah.

- Good night. - Good night.

- Good morning, how are you? - How are you?

Good, thank you.

Morning, ladies. Do you want coffees?

I have never wanted something more.

Okay.

So, what's the deal with this current?

I don't know.

Oh sh--, there's some wind around here.

Hopefully.

Andy, it's Glenn from Parsifal.

Listen, I got a question for you.

We haven't been able to do any sailing so far this charter.

There's a little bit of wind forecast,

and I'm wondering if you guys

maybe wanna do, like, a fun race.

Really? Excellent, perfect. Thank you very much, man.

Talk to you later. Thanks, bye.

Well, if this one stays up, it'll be quite a nice sail

I know, I thought the same thing.

Good morning, we're gonna get ready to go sailing.

It's on!

We've kind of organized a race with this boat here behind us.

- Wow! - Yes!

So, we're not just gonna be sailing, we're gonna be racing.

Yes!

Nobody's more competitive than me.

Let's get this going.

This is intense.

I can skip breakfast for this.

Yeah, I'm easy like that.

Okay, great.

Marcos, we're not doing breakfast today.

Okay.

So, this is the plan...

this boat, La Cattiva, they've agreed to do a little race.

We'll do a start here, around, first mark out here,

and finish up back here.

I wanna win.

So, we should go up.

It's so fun, we're gonna race a boat.

All crew, all crew, the other boat, La Cattiva,

is gonna be here in about 15 minutes.

Colin, Colin, Glenn.

You can start picking up, I'll come ahead.

Whenever we heel and we go sailing, something breaks.

Anchor's home, anchor's home.

Bloody Marys.

Cattiva, Cattiva, you guys will hear a horn.

When the horn starts,

that's when we'll unfurl the genoa and start racing.

Let's do this, time for a little competition.

Let's do this!

Okay, let's start unfurling.

Okay, going up.

- You wanna watch the mizzen? - Yeah.

I may not be a seasoned hard yachtie,

but I've raced a million race boats.

Hold.

Okay, that's good, let's go to the main.

This is what I'm here for,

not this toodling around on night shift.

Let's get this thing cranked over.

Okay, hold.

Is that the horn to start?

Okay, coming out on the genoa.

Take a picture of the competition.

You happy with that genoa?

Yeah, it looked good.

Nothing like a friendly race.

I know.

No such thing as a friendly.

You will lose.