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every year twisted twins productions

takes the opportunity to work with women

in horror recognition month to shine a

light on a great need blood donation

blood donation blood donation blood

donation blood donation blood donation

you can't think horror without thinking

blood and horror films are all about

basically two brave something that

scares you now every year for the past

six years six years six years six years

six years six years and every year

even though they secretly think we're

rad a secret they tell us to think it's

cool in secret they tell us they think

it's cool even though on the sly they

say it's [ __ ] cool what we're doing

even though every year in secret they

tell us it's really [ __ ] rad even

though they tell you in secret that they

think they're really cool they're

rejected so this year the theme for the

PSAs is rejected PSA ideas these are

intentionally offensive and if you think

that means you it's totally [ __ ]

means you and not safe to view at work

especially if your works a [ __ ]

douche bag and no they're not

appropriate for work especially if your

work sex and are in no way suitable for

work especially if your work sucks

donkey balls

absolutely not suitable for work

especially if your work sucks so viewer

discretion is advised

but just [ __ ] watch it anyways there

could be tits

actually there's there's definitely tits

I've seen them

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you

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about bloody time

thought you'd done this ages ago to be

honest oh come off it

I ain't your first bleeding slit let's

bring a leak now am I

you know it's a universal blood then

that is now there are cancer patients

hey Neil are compressions

it's the elevator doors from the shining

come on you know yeah you know

hello we are the Luhrmann's I wanted to

tell you how much we personally

benefited from blood donations

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it's that time again

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all you got to do is come down to Tom

the low knees car dealership and donate

blood to charity and get your hands on

one of my new use pre-owned cars this

beautiful elegant Toyota Corolla 1987 in

classy ocean sky blue all you have to do

is very human person with blood that's

probably you when you come down to my

car dealership and donate your blood

you'll get a four dollar discount $2.99

is now 295 aunt tom glories on route 5 6

route 6

think you're alone check out these

people that donated their blood day me

lips card Guilford Anderson or Sanders

O'Malley we're not sure in Kuchar at 2

p.m. we have coup d'etat a vegetable and

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if you get like we've got juice

god juice these tales of bleeding on

strong

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I turn baloney I'm Jessica Jessica's my

sister-in-law I don't have a brother

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hi I'm Jen sashka hi I'm Sylvia sashka

hi I'm Lee mash - hi I'm Lisa Daru hi

I'm Sean Hewlett hi I'm Richard Harmon

and we're here to talk to you about

blood what blood blood that's right

blood but not everyone's blood it's

acceptable cut for fucksakes Hitler

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nurse hey doctor this is for the

patients in 2b

oh good I'll get it set up and use on a

kidney for seven eight

I found one just need to test it for

compatibility I'll get on it as soon as

I'm done with this

little Mary is going to donate blood

today Mary knows that doing her part to

help those in needle blood is the right

choice

now don't worry Mary this will only hurt

for a second

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see Mary that wasn't so bad was it

so donate blood at your local hospital

today it's obvious we need you

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do you have it do you have it or not

no one's providing right now so I I

couldn't get what you wanted but I have

the next best thing and I swear you

won't know the difference it's just a

little less potent I watch Oh negative

did I fail to make myself clear no sir

but donations are slow at the hospital

right now so we don't have a whole lot

of options here okay please just

where else I can find it

not that I know us say what's your what

time because it would really suck if you

have what I need

did you know there's no substitute for

human blood

that means the only way to replenish

blood at hospitals is by donors like you

like you like you like you like you like

me like me like me and you and me too

the amount of donors is ever decreasing

as veterans felt it was part of the

civil duty to donate blood but now that

we lose more and more of our veterans we

also leave many of our donors because

people want to step up and take their

place yeah I don't know who this guy is

he's got a real good point that is

absolutely still Hitler League it's not

Hitler

nein I'm not Hitler I'm just a concerned

citizen about blood donation but what I

thought wholly inappropriate cut Hitler

don't you get it you can't hate one

group of people and then care about

everybody else tell me to do an [ __ ]

Gus what the [ __ ] keeps letting Hitler

on here

so what did everyone learn at school

today

you learnt about dinosaurs and we learn

about blood oh shut up [ __ ] no one

gives a crap about what you learned in

first grade

ignore him sweetie we want to know what

you learned what oh yes

tell us more about dinosaurs son that

dinosaur is dead but today in school we

learn that there isn't enough blood in

the world and if we don't get more

people will die seriously people donate

blood so that sick people can get better

go [ __ ] yourselves we mom we should do

that we could save lives

oh you just the sweetest little [ __ ]

it's cool it's a new again

you

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you know you mean you're gonna take my

blood like a vampire that's right son

don't you worry the United States

military isn't feeding bloodsuckers this

blood pagoda good hardworking Americans

like your dad like my dad your dad's a

good American isn't he yes sir

good Americans everywhere may take

justifiable pride and knowing that

ninety thousand pints a week is donated

to the Red Cross and shipped overseas as

plasma to evacuation hospitals across

Europe thousands of lives have already

been saved which otherwise would have

been lost without this fine humanitarian

service I know what you're asking why

does the Red Cross need so much blood

for our boys in the war well Hans Wien

account here whatever it is Nazi second

Sheamus has volunteered to demonstrate

for you just how much blood is inside

the human body as you can see Hans it's

hooked up to one of our hospitals finest

dialysis machines a miracle of modern

medicine which removes wasting water by

circulating blood out of the body and

putting it right back in again well that

is of course unless I do this

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Wow that's a lot of lies don't be stingy

donate today what's wrong

we all know the importance of Gavin

blood however in these uncertain

frightening times and with blood

preserves at an all-time low it has

never been more important to donate

today is national your generous donation

can save up to three adult lives or six

babies and that's [ __ ] adorable it's

just a little prick it's not even that

big of a deal you won't even feel it

look just a few minutes out of your life

and you're a hero to someone that really

needs you grab some friends and donate

today book your appointment today no

excuses donate today please book your

appointment today donate your blood

today

don't be Hitler yeah don't be a me

donate today good job Hitler yeah

you

blood it's in you to go

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I hate your guts I mean I don't

understand why Trumpkin said when I do

everyone treats me like I'm Hitler or

just good tea