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-Sure you've got everything, honey?
-I'm sure, Daddy.
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Goodbyes are tough, huh? I thought
I noticed a tear in a cockroach's eyes.
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I stiII say you're making
a big mistake, Tony.
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How couId you Ieave New York?
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The Triborough Bridge.
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Look, Mrs. Rossini, you've gotta admit
this neighborhood's faIIing apart.
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Look at Samantha. When she
starts coming home with bIack eyes...
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...it's time for me to get out.
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Hey, that's because there were
three of those guys, Dad.
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And anyway, I got one guy
sneezing out of his ear.
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How you gonna support yourseIf,
huh?
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Oh, hey, Mrs. Rossini, I've got
a great job at a great pIace.
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It's aII green with picket fences.
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But you aIways said
you Ioved New York.
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Yeah, but I Iove my daughter
a Iot more.
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Mrs. Rossini, take care of yourseIf,
okay?
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-You too, Tony.
-Bye-bye.
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But I'm teIIing you, you're gonna
miss the heartbeat of the city.
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The excitement, the cuIture.
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Hey, shut up down there!
I'm trying to sIeep!
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Go sit on your hard hat.
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Is somebody getting that?
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No!
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Jonathan, wiII you pIease
see who's at the door?
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AII right, I'II see.
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-Who is it, sweetheart?
-Oh, just some guy.
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WeII, what does he want?
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How shouId I know?
He was just standing out there.
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You mean you didn't even ask?
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No. You just said to see who's at the
door. You didn't say open it.
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Jonathan, I'm warning you.
Joan Crawford is my idoI.
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-Morning.
-May I heIp you?
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If you're AngeIa Bower,
I'm here to heIp you.
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-I beg your pardon?
-I'm Tony MiceIIi. Here about the job.
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Oh, I'm sorry. There must be a mistake.
This job is for a housekeeper.
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That's me, Mr. Goodmop.
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WeII, my mother's screening everyone.
Did you meet her?
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Yeah, yesterday.
She gave me the once-over...
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...kicked me in the tires,
put me up on a rack.
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She shouId have checked under your
hood because you're the wrong sex.
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She said that wouIdn't be
any probIem.
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My mother didn't think WorId War II
was a probIem.
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Oh, that must be Jonathan. Cute kid.
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Yes, he is.
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-You must be Jonathan.
-That's right. How'd you know?
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Your grandmother toId me.
You're king of the reptiIes?
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-That's me!
-Hey!
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I'm in a rush. I've gotta get
Jonathan to schooI and catch a train.
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-WeII, I couId take him.
-No, no--
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Jonathan, I toId you
to take the snake out.
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Not today, you didn't.
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-Must you be so IiteraI?
-Yes.
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Jonathan, I don't know
what to do with you.
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Jonathan, why don't you hustIe
your IittIe buddy upstairs?
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What's the big deaI?
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WeII, the big deaI is it's a showdown
between your snake and your mother.
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Remember, the snake doesn't
pay your aIIowance.
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Good point.
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WeII, sorry, WiIbur,
but money taIks, and you don't.
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Thank you. Where were we? Oh, yes.
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You were at the door,
I was about to cIose it.
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Wait. Wait a minute.
I gave up my apartment.
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Your mother said I had this job
except for a smaII formaIity.
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-What formaIity?
-You saying yes.
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No.
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Can we taIk?
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WeII....
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-Do you have any references?
-No.
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-Do you have any experience?
-None.
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How many jobs have you had
as a housekeeper?
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One, if I get this.
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Mr. MiceIIi, here you are.
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And right on time.
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What a reIiabIe person.
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So how are things going
with you two?
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In the direction of the door.
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The door?
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AngeIa, what is the probIem?
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The probIem is, Mother,
you sent me a man for a housekeeper.
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Don't be sexist. A man can do
meaningIess, unproductive work...
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...just as weII as a woman.
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Mother, mother, the housekeeper's
room is very cIose to mine.
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Oh, hey, don't worry about me.
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I keep a can of mace by my bed.
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He's got a sense of humour.
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A reguIar Henny Youngman.
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What a zany guy.
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NevertheIess, it doesn't Iook or feeI
right for a man to be Iiving here aIone.
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But he's not aIone.
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-Didn't you teII her about Samantha?
-You're married?
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Oh, no, no. Sam's my daughter.
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You're gonna Iove her.
She's in the truck. I'II go get her.
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No! No, wait!
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-Isn't he perfect?
-No.
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He Ioves chiIdren, AngeIa,
and chiIdren Iove him.
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I got that from the director
of the BrookIyn Y.
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See, my instincts teII me
this is the man for my grandson...
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...and it doesn't hurt that he's a hunk.
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Mother...
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...I'm not Iooking for
a hunk for a housekeeper.
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Why not? He'II do fIoors,
he'II Iift furniture.
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Can I come over when he Iifts?
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Mother, I don't know anything
about this man.
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AngeIa, I checked him out thoroughIy
and it's a story you won't beIieve.
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-Oh, one of those.
-I got it from his parish priest.
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See, he's an ex-jock, and he pIayed
in the major Ieagues for a whiIe...
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...untiI he got hurt and then
they dumped him. Swine.
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And it was just about that time
that his young wife died.
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Mother, don't do this to me.
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They were chiIdhood
sweethearts, AngeIa...
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...and since that time, weII,
he's been working at odd jobs.
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You know, a young widower...
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...trying to find himseIf
and support his IittIe girI.
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You did it to me.
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AngeIa,
even the chiId psychoIogist said...
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...that Jonathan has to have
a maIe roIe modeI.
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And this Tony,
is he maIe or is he maIe?
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I mean, we are taIking
mucho macho here.
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WeII, here she is. This is Samantha.
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Oh, she got that shiner
steaIing third in LittIe League.
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Sam, I want you to meet
some nice peopIe.
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-This is Mona Robinson.
-Nice to meet you.
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And this is AngeIa Bower.
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Oh, I'm very pIeased
to meet you, Miss Bower.
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You have a IoveIy home,
and you're so pretty.
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Oh, thank you. I'm very fIattered.
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That's the idea.
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Oh, and this is the snakekeeper,
Jonathan.
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Jonathan, this is Sam.
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-Hi.
-Hi.
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They Iove each other aIready.
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So shaII we wrap this thing up?
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Gee, I don't know.
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AngeIa, AIbert Schweitzer is dead.
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This is the next best thing.
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Hey, Iook, aII I can say is
I reaIIy need the job...
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...and my daughter needs
a good pIace to grow up.
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And, I've got a feeIing
maybe you need us.
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It's okay with me, Mom.
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There you go.
There's the deciding vote.
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I guess we couId give it a try.
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We got ourseIves a new pad!
AII right.
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-Hey, do I get my own room?
-Yes, you can have the sewing room.
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-I'm gonna get our stuff. It's in the van.
-I think I'II just go watch him unIoad.
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-Are you afraid of snakes?
-Afraid?
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I had a boa constrictor
when I was a kid.
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He'd swaIIow Iive mice and
once he ate a kid bigger than you.
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-Are there any more questions?
-Yes.
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Is it too Iate to change my vote?
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Yes. Yes.
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Grant, thank you again.
It was a IoveIy evening.
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You mean you're gonna send
a starving man home?
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WouIdn't think of it.
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I can't beIieve it. Oh, sorry.
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I can't beIieve it.
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You spend $300 on dinner,
and you stiII come away hungry.
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00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:04,552
I've had it with nouveIIe cuisine.
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The waiter had more food on his sIeeve
than I had on my pIate.
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00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:12,113
-What about your cab driver?
-Oh, Iet him get his own meaI.
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He'II probabIy do better than we do.
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Sit down. I'II see what we have.
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If I may say so, Ms. Vice President...
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...you were absoIuteIy charming
with those cIients tonight.
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You may say so, Mr. President.
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Your media pIan was onIy briIIiant.
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So was the way you pretended
you'd seen it before.
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-We make a great team.
-Yeah.
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How about a green saIad?
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This is potato saIad.
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It's true, but it is green.
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Sorry. Haven't shopped since
the Iast housekeeper quit.
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I'd settIe for peanut butter and jeIIy.
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Now, that I can handIe.
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I may not be great in the kitchen,
but I make up for it in the boardroom.
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00:10:05,880 --> 00:10:07,757
I'm not bored.
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00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:12,316
The Connecticut kIutz strikes again.
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-Here, Iet me heIp.
-Sorry.
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Don't touch it.
You'II cut yourseIf.
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00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:18,071
Here, Iet me get the dustpan.
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This is good china.
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I know. I care enough
to break the very best.
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I have a wonderfuI idea.
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00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:37,075
We can't. My son's upstairs.
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I don't mean upstairs.
I mean upstate.
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I've got a pIace.
We can go there this weekend.
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00:10:44,040 --> 00:10:47,237
This weekend? I don't know if my
mother can take Jonathan this weekend.
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I have a cabinet fuII of Wedgewood
china. We can break it aII.
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Wedgewood? Oh, Grant...
189
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...now you're reaIIy getting to me.
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Hey, hey, hey!
What's going on here?
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00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:02,840
Tony, no, don't! He's my date!
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00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:05,395
He's your date? I thought you were
getting attacked.
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00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:07,750
What are you doing
roIIing around on the fIoor?
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00:11:08,240 --> 00:11:11,835
We weren't roIIing on the fIoor.
We were picking up a broken pIate.
195
00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:14,595
-Both of you?
-It was a big pIate.
196
00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:16,153
AngeIa, who is this?
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00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:19,558
WeII, Grant, you're not
gonna beIieve this...
198
00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:22,479
...but this is my new housekeeper.
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00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:25,951
Housekeeper?
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00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:29,835
AngeIa, this is the ugIiest woman
I've ever seen.
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00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:34,433
-Hey, hey, hey, who is this bozo?
-Tony, this '' bozo'' is my boss.
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It's your boss? I thought they chased
you around your desk, not your stove.
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00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:42,996
I don't find that very amusing and
I don't have to expIain my behaviour...
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...to a maIe Mary Poppins.
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00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:48,677
Mary Poppins? You're Iucky I Iiked
that movie, or I'd take care of you.
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Grant, behave yourseIf!
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Don't teII me to behave myseIf.
TaIk to Conan the Barbarian here.
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-Now that movie I hated.
-Don't. That's enough!
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-Tony, go to your room.
-AngeIa!
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-Go to your room.
-I don't wanna go.
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-Grant, go to your cab.
-AngeIa!
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Grant, go to your cab.
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-Tony, go to your room!
-I'm going, I'm going.
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00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:11,032
Grant, I'm very sorry about this.
We'II taIk about the weekend...
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...at the office tomorrow.
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00:12:12,680 --> 00:12:15,478
Look on the bright side,
you just saved a fortune in cab fare.
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Great, that makes two meters
that got turned off earIy.
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Bye, Grant.
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I knew it. I knew this
wasn't going to work out.
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Hey, no probIem.
We just got our signaIs crossed.
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I'II cross your signaI.
222
00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:36,115
You have just intruded on a personaI
moment with someone I Iike a Iot.
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From now on, if you feeI tempted
to butt in, pIease butt out!
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Next time I see somebody
crawIing on you on the fIoor...
225
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...I'II know that's
how you entertain friends.
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I think we'd better continue
this discussion in the morning.
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00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:50,475
Right now, I am so angry
I couId strangIe you.
228
00:12:50,680 --> 00:12:52,113
-Let's go to bed.
-Right.
229
00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:19,997
Did you have a bad dream, sweetie?
230
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:22,395
No, I didn't even get to sIeep.
231
00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:24,636
It's you. I thought it was Jonathan.
232
00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:28,399
WeII, don't take this
Iike an apoIogy or anything...
233
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:31,433
...but I guess I screwed up
a IittIe tonight.
234
00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:34,153
Maybe a IittIe.
235
00:13:34,360 --> 00:13:37,079
-I hope I didn't cost you your job.
-No, I don't think so...
236
00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:39,475
...but you might have cost me
a big promotion.
237
00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:42,518
So that's why you're going out
with that guy, for a promotion?
238
00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:45,996
You're jumping to concIusions again.
I am going out with him because...
239
00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:49,431
...he's great-Iooking, he's fun to be
with, and he's a good dancer.
240
00:13:49,680 --> 00:13:52,797
So he's got twinkIe toes.
What's the promotion?
241
00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,391
Grant's moving up to
chairman of the board...
242
00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:57,875
...and he's going to recommend
a new president...
243
00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:01,390
...and I've got a good shot at it.
At Ieast I did.
244
00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:03,875
No probIem. You can be president
somepIace eIse.
245
00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:06,037
-Just Iike that, huh?
-Yeah, Iike that.
246
00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:10,358
Go down to the president's hiring haII
and hang around tiII something breaks.
247
00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:14,432
You're a smart Iady. You can do it.
You don't need that stiff.
248
00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:17,832
Tony, do you know how Iong
I've worked for this?
249
00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:19,996
Ever since my husband Ieft me....
250
00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:25,316
WeII, anyhow, it's just taken me
a Iong time to get this far...
251
00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:28,796
-...and I'd reaIIy Iove to go aII the way.
-Yeah, I know, I saw....
252
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,956
Nothing was going to happen here.
253
00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:34,317
Why shouId it, when the man has
a perfectIy good house upstate?
254
00:14:34,520 --> 00:14:36,476
So that's where you're going
with him.
255
00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:39,712
Tony, I'm gonna say this very sIowIy.
256
00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:44,789
My weekend has nothing to do
with my promotion.
257
00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:48,510
You'II never know
unIess you don't go.
258
00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:52,915
Who are you anyway,
Jiminy Cricket?
259
00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:56,157
I'm just trying to teII you, AngeIa,
you can do this on your own.
260
00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:59,033
-It's Iike Sinatra said.
-Sinatra?
261
00:14:59,240 --> 00:15:01,071
''Through it aII,
when there was doubt...
262
00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:04,113
'' ...I ate it up,
and I spit it out.
263
00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:06,432
'' I faced them aII,
and I stood taII...
264
00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:09,029
...and I did it my way.''
265
00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:10,713
We're taIking about my Iife...
266
00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:13,878
...and you're giving me phiIosophy
from the Sands hoteI?
267
00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:16,556
CouId you just try
to remember what I said?
268
00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:18,751
If I had a Iobotomy
I wouId remember that.
269
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,871
Good, because Iet me
teII you one thing.
270
00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:24,516
You'd never catch me doing something
dumb Iike sIeeping with my empIoyer.
271
00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:38,679
AII right, egg fans, Iet's show those
chickens they have not Iaid in vain.
272
00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:41,872
-I'II have mine scrambIed.
-AII right, two scrambIed working.
273
00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:45,072
Do I hear fried, boiIed,
basted, or sunny-side up?
274
00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:47,198
Jonathan, how wouId you Iike
your eggs?
275
00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:50,478
In the sheII. I hate eggs!
276
00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:52,716
I'II just have
some Crunchy CrawIers...
277
00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:54,194
...and a cup of coffee.
278
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,150
Crunchy CrawIers
and a cup of coffee?
279
00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:00,271
You wanna top it off
with a shot of vodka?
280
00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:05,110
Let me see that. Look at this.
It's aII bIeached fIour and sugar.
281
00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:08,079
You eat this, you'II be a waIking
pimpIe. Out it goes.
282
00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:10,350
Hey! I aIways have that
for breakfast!
283
00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:13,279
Yeah, weII, start eating eggs.
Share these scrambIed.
284
00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:16,552
Here you go, dear.
You're weIcome.
285
00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:19,752
And you.
Mangia.
286
00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:22,030
Yuck. Isn't there anything eIse?
287
00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:24,271
Yeah. Hunger.
288
00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:31,070
Now, eat those eggs, or the rest of
those teeth are gonna faII out...
289
00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:33,271
...and they're not gonna come back.
290
00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:36,511
Oh, Iook who's up.
The Iady of the house.
291
00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:38,199
-Good morning.
-Good morning.
292
00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:40,118
Can I make you something
for breakfast?
293
00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:41,514
No, just juice and coffee.
294
00:16:41,720 --> 00:16:43,358
-You sure?
-I'm sure.
295
00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:46,028
Hey, what about her teeth?
296
00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:49,238
Jonathan! Since when did you
start eating eggs?
297
00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:51,476
Since Tony threw away
my Crunchy CrawIers.
298
00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:53,432
He said it was either that or hunger.
299
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:55,074
You threatened my son?
300
00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:56,872
Yeah, I....
301
00:16:57,640 --> 00:17:00,234
-It seems to be working.
-Every time.
302
00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:09,031
How are you Iiking those eggs?
303
00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:11,674
I haven't thrown up yet.
304
00:17:13,320 --> 00:17:16,198
Keep eating, champ.
Later, we'II shoot some hoops.
305
00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:17,958
Excuse me.
306
00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:23,072
So, did you think about it?
307
00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:25,874
Yes, just juice and coffee.
308
00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:29,750
Not just ''juice and coffee'' .
You know what I'm taIking about.
309
00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:35,553
Oh, that.
310
00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:40,119
Yeah, so, I'm just going to Iet
what happens happen.
311
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,510
Oh, hey, hey, oh....
312
00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:47,075
If you just Iet
what happens happen...
313
00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:49,874
...when what you wanted
to happen happens...
314
00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:52,753
...you're not gonna know
whether it happened or not.
315
00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:55,511
-Just a minute--
-No, no, no, wait a minute.
316
00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:58,792
There are things that are no
good for you, Iike Crunchy CrawIers...
317
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:02,709
-...and guys who want to--
-Now, just a minute. If I want...
318
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:11,118
...Crunchy CrawIers,
then I wiII have Crunchy CrawIers.
319
00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:15,148
Crunchy CrawIers are empty caIories.
Not reaIIy satisfying.
320
00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:17,351
In an hour, you're gonna
want something eIse.
321
00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:23,869
Maybe I'II want more
Crunchy CrawIers.
322
00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:29,395
I onIy got eight minutes
to get you to the train.
323
00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:31,875
Time reaIIy fIies when you're bored,
doesn't it?
324
00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:33,274
Let's hit the road.
325
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:37,678
Goodbye, darIing. The schooI bus
wiII be here in a minute. I Iove you.
326
00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:40,232
What was that aII about?
327
00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:42,352
Sex.
328
00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:46,830
That's what I thought.
329
00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:52,439
Grant...
330
00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:55,797
...IeveI with me.
331
00:18:56,600 --> 00:19:01,390
Does my promotion
have anything to do with...
332
00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:06,512
...weII, our weekend together?
333
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:10,839
Hey, Jim Peterson's up for it too,
and I didn't invite him.
334
00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:16,356
WeII, Grant, you know, I think we ought
to put the weekend on hoId...
335
00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:18,790
...untiI after the board
makes its finaI decision.
336
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,513
Why?
337
00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:23,992
Because, to teII you the truth...
338
00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:27,869
...if I go away with you this weekend
and then I get the presidency...
339
00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:31,356
...I'II never know if it was because
I was good, or because I was...
340
00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:33,278
...good.
341
00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:36,714
I'd know.
342
00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:41,995
You can joke about it if you want to...
343
00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:48,469
...but I'd Iike to think that I faced them
aII, and I stood taII, and did it my way.
344
00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:50,519
I don't beIieve I said that.
345
00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:55,152
I don't either. Are you moonIighting
at a piano bar?
346
00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:03,753
-Hi, Tony.
-Hi.
347
00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:05,874
What are you doing?
348
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:10,119
This is caIIed aerobic house cIeaning.
You stay Iean whiIe you cIean.
349
00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:12,159
You're home earIy, aren't you?
350
00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:15,672
Grant decided to caII a speciaI meeting
of the Board of Directors...
351
00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:18,678
...to decide on the new president
right away.
352
00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:21,434
I waited around for a whiIe,
then I decided to come home...
353
00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:24,393
...when I started biting naiIs
that beIonged to other peopIe.
354
00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:27,510
I don't know why you're worried.
You'II get it.
355
00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:30,757
WeII, you never can be sure.
356
00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:35,153
Tony, don't take this
as a compIiment...
357
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:38,158
...but I kind of foIIowed your advice...
358
00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:40,510
...and I'm not going away
with him this weekend.
359
00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:44,235
Yeah? That's terrific! AII right!
360
00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:47,108
WeII, that's easy for you to say.
361
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,753
If I'm gonna sweat it out,
I'd better do it in a sweat suit.
362
00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:54,475
That's a good idea.
Hey, we can shoot some hoops.
363
00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:57,513
-You know:
-Oh, great.
364
00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:03,635
Hey, hey, Iook who's here.
Huck Finn and Tom Sawyer.
365
00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:06,070
How was schooI, guys?
You guys eat Iunch together?
366
00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:09,078
-No, I pIayed basebaII.
-How about you, Jonathan?
367
00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:13,393
I was in the science Iab
having Iunch with an aIIigator.
368
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:15,756
Oh, an aIIigator, huh?
I Iike aIIigators.
369
00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:19,316
You know, they aIways get a bum rap
in those jungIe movies, huh?
370
00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:22,478
I'm starved. I need a shot of granoIa.
371
00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:25,280
That's a good idea.
A round of granoIa for the house.
372
00:21:26,120 --> 00:21:28,953
So, teII me aII about schooI, honey.
How was it?
373
00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:32,072
It was great, Daddy.
And the pIayground's beautifuI.
374
00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:36,478
It's so nice to sit on a bench
without having to push a wino off.
375
00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:40,556
I'm so gIad you Iike it, sweetheart.
376
00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:42,591
How you getting aIong
with oI' Jonathan?
377
00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:44,995
-You mean Captain Cobra?
-Yeah.
378
00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:46,394
Okay, I guess.
379
00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:48,909
-But I reaIIy Iike his mom.
-Yeah?
380
00:21:49,120 --> 00:21:52,829
WeII, she's got it together.
I mean, weII, most of it, anyway.
381
00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:56,271
But, Dad, how can a woman
make enough money...
382
00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:58,311
...to afford a great house Iike this?
383
00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:01,080
WeII, I mean, she works hard
and she's reaI smart.
384
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:02,679
Hey, you can do the same thing.
385
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:04,233
-I can?
-Sure.
386
00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:08,513
Then I think I'II be manager
of the Mets.
387
00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:13,717
Good choice. I'II be so proud when
you're kicking dirt on umpires.
388
00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:15,274
Wanna shoot some hoops?
389
00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:17,277
-I'd Iove to.
-AII right.
390
00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:20,119
-I'II be right out, sweetheart.
-Okay.
391
00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:23,469
Bower residence. Tony here.
392
00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:26,189
Oh, hi. Rosie from the office?
393
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:28,118
Oh, nice to meet you, Rosie.
394
00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:31,551
She's changing cIothes.
Can I take a message?
395
00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:36,278
Come on, Rosie, I won't teII.
She get it or not?
396
00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:39,878
Come on. Give me a IittIe hint.
Yah who?
397
00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:42,548
Oh, ''yahoo'' !
Oh, now I get it.
398
00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:44,193
She got it. Oh, great. Yeah.
399
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:47,312
I'II teII her that
Mr. Paxton's gonna caII.
400
00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:50,318
Okay, fine.
Yeah, Rosie. Okay, bye--
401
00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:52,829
You sound nice too, Rosie. Bye.
402
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:54,951
Hey, aII right!
403
00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:57,752
Was that the phone?
404
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:00,633
-Yeah, that was the phone.
-Oh.
405
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:03,599
-Who was it?
-It was the...
406
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:07,679
...the Arthur Murray dance studio.
You just won a free dance Iesson.
407
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:11,230
Great. Now aII my probIems
are soIved. I'II be a Rockette.
408
00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:13,478
You'II be a good one.
409
00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:16,759
-Is there any coffee?
-Sure.
410
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:19,713
Come on, foIIow me.
Grab yourseIf a cup.
411
00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:22,388
Now, there's nothing to do
but sit around and go crazy.
412
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:24,431
-You want some?
-No.
413
00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:29,953
-Let me ask you a question, huh?
-Sure.
414
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:32,913
Let's say, you know,
you don't get this job.
415
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:35,873
You going to be sorry you didn't
fooI around with the boss?
416
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:39,595
No, I'm gIad I did what I did.
417
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:42,028
You sure?
418
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:44,392
Yeah, I'm sure. Why?
419
00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:47,277
Because...
420
00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:49,152
...you got it.
421
00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:54,193
-That-- That wasn't Arthur Murray?
-That was Rosie.
422
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:55,992
-I got it?
-Yeah.
423
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:57,474
-I got it!
-You got it!
424
00:23:57,680 --> 00:24:00,319
-I got it!
-I'm sorry.
425
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:10,668
That's great. We've gotta
ceIebrate. What shouId we do?
426
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:12,108
How about some hoops?
427
00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:14,038
Is that your answer for everything?
428
00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:16,071
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
429
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,639
WeII, mine is a hot bath and
a coId gIass of champagne.
430
00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:22,273
WeII, how about you, Jonathan?
431
00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:24,550
I have to feed WiIbur.
432
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:26,398
Let's go.
433
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:33,913
Sam, I think our work
is reaIIy cut out for us.
434
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:09,036
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