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(laughing maniacally)
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- ? I can't believe you're all mine ?
- Uh, what?
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-? You and me for all time ?
- Ugh!
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? I'm never, ever, ever
gonna be alone again ?
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Oh, boy.
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- ? The dream team you and me ?
- For all eternity?
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-? For all eternity! ?
- Ahh!
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? It's a ghost,
it's a ghost and Molly McGee ?
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? I've been cursed, it's the worst ?
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MOLLY: ? Now you're stuck with me ?
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? We're never gonna be apart ?
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{\an8}-? Is there a way to hit restart? ?
- Nope.
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? We're the ghost, Ghost and Molly McGee ?
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- That's me!
- Well, that's she.
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{\an8}BOTH: ? The Ghost and Molly McGee ?
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(rock music playing)
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(thunder crashes)
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Taste the vicious wrath of Lord Doom!
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(yells)
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(groans)
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Uh, catch me up here.
Who's this guy again?
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Lord Doom? The Ravener of the River Styx?
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The Slayer of Souls?
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The Annihilator of the Afterlife?
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You're saying this like
it should mean something to me
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when I'm confident
that you know it doesn't.
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He once ate an entire village
for breakfast,
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then had their ghosts for lunch.
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You must stop him, Mr. Chairman, sir.
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- Oh!
- (yells)
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(blades whooshing)
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Me? Why do I got to do everything?
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Because you freed him
from the Flow of Failed Phantoms.
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Fine, I'll trap him in, uh... this bottle.
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(gulping)
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(in distorted voice)
I curse you, Lord Doom!
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May you never again float free,
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and be bound into the next vessel you see!
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(gasps)
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(crackles)
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(grunts)
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(in normal voice)
That's probably fine, right?
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(all whimper)
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- (door opens)
- (baby giggling)
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Oh, Baby Octavius must have this.
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He does prefer toys with an old soul.
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Well, then, you're gonna want
the matching bonnet set.
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I have that filed over here
under "sundries."
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(grunts)
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SCRATCH: Into the next vessel you see!
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No! No!
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Blast this curse!
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Check back later for more items
in the My Gothic Baby collec...
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Well, that's, uh... That's odd.
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Didn't we leave the dolly right here?
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- (doorbell jingles)
- (feet pattering rapidly)
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Odd indeed.
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(Scratch laughing)
And then I was like...
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(imitating artillery fire, screaming)
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And then I zapped Lord Doom away forever.
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(imitating gunfire)
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Wow! Impressive, Scratch.
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Are they saying
I'm the best Chairman ever?
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I assume so.
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And I'm just glad I never have to see
that scary Doom guy again.
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(knocks on door)
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LORD DOOM: Down here.
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- (yells)
- (both scream)
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- Meet your doom.
- Molly, help! Get it off me!
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Oh! It's gonna pinch me or something!
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I will destroy you
and everything you hold dear
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until you plead for a second death!
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Lord Doom?
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You know, the way you told that story,
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I was expecting, like, someone scary.
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Not a cute little baby doll.
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Oh, the Chairman cursed me
to inhabit this form for all eternity.
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(grunting)
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(sighs)
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What's the point?
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I cannot strike fear into anyone's heart
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with these oversized brown eyes.
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Okay, okay, but let me
ask you something, Lord Doom.
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Did scaring really make you happy?
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Extremely!
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Did it? Or were you just playing
into other ghouls' expectations?
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Go on, mortal girl.
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MOLLY: True joy comes
from helping others find their joy,
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and then watching that joy
spread like a happy virus.
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Look, take this opportunity
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to lead into this new you, Lord Doom.
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Less scare, more care.
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Oh, perhaps a change would be nice.
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{\an8}LORD DOOM: I could have friends.
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Hey, that's the spirit!
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With my guidance, I can change you
from a violent caterpillar
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into a friendly social butterfly.
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Hmm. Friends.
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(cackling)
Yes!
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And that is how you en-happify.
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Uh, Molly? Sidebar.
(laughs nervously)
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What are you doing?
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A tater can't change its tot.
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What? Yes, it can.
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I mean, you could just
make mashed potatoes,
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- or like a big hash brown, or like--
- You can't!
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And the point is, Lord Doom
is a cold-blooded monster
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who cannot and will not change.
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Everyone has a spark of good in them.
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- And I am gonna fan that spark...
- Don't say it.
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- ...into a fiery inferno...
- No, don't do it.
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...of niceness!
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- I knew you were gonna say that!
- Yeah.
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- (fire crackles)
- (smoke alarm beeps)
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? For a thousand years
You've seen yourself ?
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- ? As violent ?
- Oh, yeah.
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- ? As a savage ?
- Yup.
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- ? As brutal as can be ?
- You really get me.
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? But soon you'll come to find ?
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? You can simply change your mind ?
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? All you need's a little positivity ?
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? You'll be good ?
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? You'll be kind ?
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? You'll leave all
your grave atrocities behind ?
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? Be genteel ?
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- ? Not like before ?
- (slurps)
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- (growls)
- ? Soon, you'll be frightful ?
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-? No more ?
- (growls)
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(whimpers)
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? You'll plant trees ?
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? You'll bake loaves ?
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? I'll keep devouring the acid in droves ?
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No. No.
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? You'll hug, you'll be tender and warm ?
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- (grunting)
- ? Soon, you'll be frightful ?
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- ? No... ?
- Thanks.
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? So nice and polite ?
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I hope.
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Uh, Scratch, this guy
wouldn't hurt me, right?
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Mm... fifty-fifty.
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? I shall vanquish my aggression ?
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? Decimate my rage ?
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? Slay my inner demons ?
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? Turn a brand-new page ?
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? By corn, I think he's got it ?
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(chuckles nervously)
? That's what friends are for ?
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? Thanks to you, I'm frightful no more ?
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What have I done?
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? Totally not frightful anymore ?
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? And I guarantee I will even the score ?
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I didn't think Lord Doom could change.
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But you did it.
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I shall doubt
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your en-happification abilities no more!
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(laughs)
Yup, that's... That's me.
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I definitely believed in him
the whole time.
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But, uh, if you still think
he's dangerous,
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we can ask him to leave.
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What? Come on! No way!
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I thought crudit�s would be disgusting
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because, you know, celery.
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But Lord Doom,
this guy's a wiz with hummus.
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He made, like, five different flavors.
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Yeah, but what happened
to a tater can't change its tot?
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- Care for some fresh lemonade?
- Oh, corn!
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It tastes like a summer's breeze.
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Hey. Thanks, LD.
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And to think, just a short while ago,
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you were a cold-blooded,
merciless butcher of souls.
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(both laugh)
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(laughs nervously)
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(whimpers)
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Hard to believe, isn't it?
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Not for me.
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I'm a good person
who believes in second chances.
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- (screams)
- Aren't you gonna drink, Molly?
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I squeezed the juice
from the lemon's husk with my own hands.
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It's to die for.
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And make sure
to take this glass right here
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that I made specifically for you.
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(whimpering)
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Uh...
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Look! A cute bunny!
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Oh, whoops, It hopped away...
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cutely and bunnily, anyways.
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Oh! Yum.
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Hmm. Witnessing your enjoyment pleases me.
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I am working
on another surprise just for you.
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Come one, McGee. Get it together, okay?
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It's fine. He's fine.
He's totally not scary at all.
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He's...
(gasps)
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(whispers)
Oh, sweet baby corn.
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(Lord Doom cackling evilly)
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(whimpers)
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- (chain saw whirring)
- Here comes the joy!
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(evil laughter)
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This'll leave quite the impression.
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The McGee girl will never see this coming.
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What is he planning?
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Oh! Scratch was right.
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A tater can't change its tot.
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It's already made, you can't un-make it.
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What are you gonna do?
Cut off the bread part?
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You can't un-tot the tater tot.
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It's too far down the process!
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Molly...
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sneaky snoopers are party poopers.
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What? Snooping? No.
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I went... I was...
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Nothing! I think you're nice!
Don't hurt me!
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You better have a good reason
for dragging me into the closet.
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You were right, Scratch. Lord Doom is bad.
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He cut my face out of all the photos,
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and he's gonna make us into crudit�s!
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No way, come on.
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That guy's, like, the ultimate in chill.
You must have misunderstood.
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I am telling you,
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we gotta get him out of here
before he hurts anyone.
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- Come on!
- (Scratch yelps)
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Lord Doom?
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Where are you?
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Come out, come out, wherever you are.
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(ominous music stings)
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Here, Doomy, Doomy, Doomy.
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- (yelps)
- Is that... his?
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- (both gasp)
- (Lord Doom cackling)
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(gasps)
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- What have you done?
- (whimpers)
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(both grunting)
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SCRATCH: Excuse me.
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Uh... hello?
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Uh...
(clears throat)
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Uh...
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- Paint.
- Yeah.
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Bucket of it.
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What, did you think it was blood?
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Did you think I was evil?
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Um... mm-mm.
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You did.
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What is this agony,
rending my heart in two?
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It's pain!
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The emotional kind!
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Well, what about the chain saw?
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And the photos with my head cut off?
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I made you a gift!
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My heartfelt gesture was in vain,
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for you have forsaken Lord Doom!
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I shall forever instill fear
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instead of the love
and compassion I crave!
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I'm so sorry, Lord Doom.
You deserve to be loved.
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Everyone does.
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It's okay, Molly.
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I must find someone
who doesn't mind my scary intensity.
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But where can I find a person
so blindly innocent and trusting
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00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:29,045
- so as to accept me unconditionally?
- (knocks on door)
256
00:10:30,963 --> 00:10:33,466
Hello, we're looking
for a missing antique doll.
257
00:10:34,342 --> 00:10:36,510
We saw these little footprints
leading to your doorstep and...
258
00:10:36,510 --> 00:10:37,762
- (giggling)
- (gasps)
259
00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:38,929
There it is!
260
00:10:38,929 --> 00:10:41,057
Oh, uh, this doll right here?
261
00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:43,851
Yeah, I don't know
if that's such a good idea.
262
00:10:43,851 --> 00:10:45,895
Such haunted energy.
263
00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:49,398
Oh, it's a perfect addition to our family.
264
00:10:49,398 --> 00:10:51,901
This child's affection fills my heart
265
00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:55,363
with warmth and compassion!
266
00:10:57,073 --> 00:10:58,282
(birds tweeting)
267
00:10:58,866 --> 00:11:01,285
Peekaboo!
268
00:11:01,285 --> 00:11:02,578
(giggling)
269
00:11:02,578 --> 00:11:05,456
Okay, so it took me a while this time,
270
00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:08,417
but that is how you en-happify.
271
00:11:08,417 --> 00:11:09,752
(sobbing)
272
00:11:09,752 --> 00:11:11,754
I'm just gonna miss that guy.
273
00:11:11,754 --> 00:11:12,755
(cries)
274
00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:14,382
And his hummus!
275
00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:16,842
- Mostly his hummus, huh?
- Yeah!
276
00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:18,094
Yeah.
277
00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:20,805
SCRATCH AND MOLLY:
? The Ghost and Molly McGee ?
278
00:11:26,933 --> 00:11:29,811
Now, Geoff, I recommend
at least one balloon per guest.
279
00:11:29,811 --> 00:11:32,271
But I'll let you in on a secret.
280
00:11:32,271 --> 00:11:34,190
You can't have
too many balloons.
281
00:11:34,190 --> 00:11:35,400
Doot!
282
00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:37,151
This is top-notch stuff, Molly.
283
00:11:37,151 --> 00:11:38,528
(chuckles) Yeah, I know.
284
00:11:38,528 --> 00:11:40,238
- (yawns)
- Scratch!
285
00:11:40,238 --> 00:11:41,572
You ready for the big day?
286
00:11:41,572 --> 00:11:43,241
Is it Fajita Friday already?
287
00:11:43,241 --> 00:11:45,201
Ha! You're messing with me.
288
00:11:45,201 --> 00:11:46,994
Tonight's my big party.
289
00:11:46,994 --> 00:11:48,830
Oh. Right.
290
00:11:48,830 --> 00:11:50,623
I totally remembered that.
291
00:11:50,623 --> 00:11:52,458
Wouldn't be the same
without my BFF, huh?
292
00:11:52,458 --> 00:11:53,501
(laughs)
293
00:11:53,501 --> 00:11:55,420
Got a space saved for you
on the dance floor.
294
00:11:55,420 --> 00:11:57,088
Okay, see you tonight.
295
00:11:57,088 --> 00:11:58,214
(mumbles)
Yeah...
296
00:11:58,214 --> 00:12:01,217
Oh, I'm so jealous
you get to go.
297
00:12:01,217 --> 00:12:04,011
I want all the deets.
Oh! You should take notes.
298
00:12:04,011 --> 00:12:06,013
Let me get you a notepad
that doubles as a party hat
299
00:12:06,013 --> 00:12:07,140
so you don't look
too obvious.
300
00:12:07,140 --> 00:12:11,102
Okay. It is definitely
too early for this.
301
00:12:11,102 --> 00:12:12,895
I need a pick-me-up.
302
00:12:16,149 --> 00:12:17,233
Oh.
303
00:12:17,233 --> 00:12:18,985
(indistinct chattering)
304
00:12:18,985 --> 00:12:20,695
- The chairman!
- After you, Sir.
305
00:12:20,695 --> 00:12:22,405
- Please go ahead.
- Oh. Why, thanks.
306
00:12:22,405 --> 00:12:24,240
Well, don't mind if I do.
307
00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:25,241
Oh. Sorry.
308
00:12:25,241 --> 00:12:26,993
Looks like someone else
is a fan
309
00:12:26,993 --> 00:12:30,663
of the cookie frightaccino
with extra whipped screams.
310
00:12:30,663 --> 00:12:32,415
(shrieks)
311
00:12:32,415 --> 00:12:34,083
Mr. Chairman, Sir,
take this one.
312
00:12:34,083 --> 00:12:35,960
It's extra cookies.
On the house.
313
00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:39,213
Thanks. Man, being chairman
has some perks, huh?
314
00:12:39,213 --> 00:12:41,215
I don't think
we've officially met.
315
00:12:41,215 --> 00:12:43,009
I'm Jeff, with a J.
316
00:12:43,009 --> 00:12:45,595
You coming to the big party
tonight at the Haughty Haunts?
317
00:12:45,595 --> 00:12:48,055
Everyone who's anyone
will be there.
318
00:12:48,055 --> 00:12:49,390
The best of the best.
319
00:12:49,390 --> 00:12:51,559
(echoing)
The best of the best.
320
00:12:51,559 --> 00:12:55,605
An exclusive party,
and you're inviting me?
321
00:12:55,605 --> 00:12:58,691
I mean, uh, yeah,
of course you would, obviously.
322
00:12:58,691 --> 00:13:00,526
I'm the chairman now.
I will be there.
323
00:13:00,526 --> 00:13:02,069
Terrific. See you tonight.
324
00:13:02,069 --> 00:13:03,488
Yeah.
325
00:13:04,322 --> 00:13:06,532
Did he say tonight?
326
00:13:06,532 --> 00:13:08,493
Yeah, my big party
is tonight.
327
00:13:08,493 --> 00:13:11,954
And I want your stand to be
the first thing Scratch sees.
328
00:13:11,954 --> 00:13:13,331
(laughs) Oh!
329
00:13:13,331 --> 00:13:15,041
Here he comes. Hide.
330
00:13:15,041 --> 00:13:16,417
I want it to be a surprise.
331
00:13:16,417 --> 00:13:18,002
- Hey!
- (coughs)
332
00:13:18,002 --> 00:13:19,212
What's up, buddy?
333
00:13:19,212 --> 00:13:22,590
Nothing churro-related
to see here.
334
00:13:22,590 --> 00:13:24,175
Yeah, about your party.
335
00:13:24,175 --> 00:13:25,885
Maybe you should do it
another night.
336
00:13:25,885 --> 00:13:28,513
You know, on Friday
everyone's tired from work,
337
00:13:28,513 --> 00:13:29,931
so you get there late.
338
00:13:29,931 --> 00:13:32,141
But you also kind of want
to leave early,
339
00:13:32,141 --> 00:13:33,935
which is really awkward
for the host.
340
00:13:33,935 --> 00:13:36,103
I see what's going on here.
341
00:13:36,103 --> 00:13:37,438
Uh, you do?
342
00:13:37,438 --> 00:13:39,732
You're nervous about the party.
343
00:13:39,732 --> 00:13:41,150
You know,
because everyone thinks
344
00:13:41,150 --> 00:13:42,693
you're grumpy
and unpleasant.
345
00:13:42,693 --> 00:13:45,071
- Oh.
- You don't need to worry,
346
00:13:45,071 --> 00:13:46,822
because friends stick together.
347
00:13:46,822 --> 00:13:49,825
Great.
348
00:13:51,077 --> 00:13:52,870
- Moll! I need your advice.
- Ah!
349
00:13:52,870 --> 00:13:54,121
(gasps)
350
00:13:54,121 --> 00:13:55,873
Do you know how long
351
00:13:55,873 --> 00:13:58,376
I've been waiting
for you to say those words?
352
00:13:58,376 --> 00:13:59,794
Hit me with anything!
353
00:13:59,794 --> 00:14:02,547
Okay, so I have this,
uh, friend,
354
00:14:02,547 --> 00:14:06,634
and this friend has two parties
to go to on the same night.
355
00:14:06,634 --> 00:14:09,595
The first one
is gonna be spectacular.
356
00:14:09,595 --> 00:14:12,557
Exclusive venue,
lots of important guests.
357
00:14:12,557 --> 00:14:15,977
The kind this friend of mine
was never invited to before.
358
00:14:15,977 --> 00:14:18,521
- Aw!
- But if I--
359
00:14:18,521 --> 00:14:21,607
Uh, my friend doesn't go
to the other party,
360
00:14:21,607 --> 00:14:23,484
the host's feelings
could get hurt.
361
00:14:23,484 --> 00:14:25,403
Easy peasy McGeesy.
362
00:14:25,403 --> 00:14:27,029
Your friend should go
to whichever event
363
00:14:27,029 --> 00:14:28,197
they committed to first.
364
00:14:28,197 --> 00:14:29,740
But what if they really,
365
00:14:29,740 --> 00:14:31,617
really want to go
to the other thing
366
00:14:31,617 --> 00:14:33,869
without hurting
their friend's feelings?
367
00:14:33,869 --> 00:14:37,039
Well, the book says
the only acceptable excuse
368
00:14:37,039 --> 00:14:38,291
is being sick...
369
00:14:38,291 --> 00:14:40,042
Fake sick, huh?
370
00:14:40,042 --> 00:14:41,669
That's interesting.
371
00:14:41,669 --> 00:14:44,338
Nobody said fake.
Don't purposefully misinterpret
372
00:14:44,338 --> 00:14:46,632
the wisdom
of the Friendship Handbook.
373
00:14:46,632 --> 00:14:47,633
Scratch!
374
00:14:47,633 --> 00:14:49,552
Hope you put on
your dancing shoes.
375
00:14:49,552 --> 00:14:51,512
(chuckles)
And dancing legs.
376
00:14:53,389 --> 00:14:54,974
- (groans)
- (gasps)
377
00:14:54,974 --> 00:14:56,559
You're the friend!
378
00:14:56,559 --> 00:14:58,144
How did I not see this?
379
00:14:58,144 --> 00:14:59,770
God! Shh! Shh! Shh!
380
00:14:59,770 --> 00:15:01,063
Geoff!
381
00:15:01,063 --> 00:15:02,231
(coughing and sobbing)
382
00:15:02,231 --> 00:15:03,733
I'm so sorry.
383
00:15:03,733 --> 00:15:05,568
I can't make it
to your party.
384
00:15:05,568 --> 00:15:07,403
I'm... I'm sick.
385
00:15:07,403 --> 00:15:08,613
(sneezes)
386
00:15:08,613 --> 00:15:10,740
Ghost-undheit, Scratch.
387
00:15:10,740 --> 00:15:12,700
Oh, I really wanted you
to be there,
388
00:15:12,700 --> 00:15:16,704
but the most important thing
is you get better.
389
00:15:16,704 --> 00:15:17,830
Mwah.
390
00:15:17,830 --> 00:15:19,790
(groans)
391
00:15:19,790 --> 00:15:24,378
You used my advice
against sweet, sweet Geoff?
392
00:15:24,378 --> 00:15:27,048
First of all,
there's never "a friend."
393
00:15:27,048 --> 00:15:27,923
You should know this by now.
394
00:15:27,923 --> 00:15:29,592
Second, Geoff's never
gonna find out,
395
00:15:29,592 --> 00:15:30,968
because you wouldn't tell him
396
00:15:30,968 --> 00:15:34,597
and hurt his feelings,
now would you, Miss McGee?
397
00:15:34,597 --> 00:15:37,224
It's a friendship paradox!
398
00:15:37,224 --> 00:15:39,018
Oh! Fine!
399
00:15:39,018 --> 00:15:41,562
But I am doing this for Geoff,
not for you!
400
00:15:41,562 --> 00:15:44,106
But you're still doing it, right?
401
00:15:44,106 --> 00:15:45,858
Yes.
402
00:15:45,858 --> 00:15:47,443
Don't wait up.
403
00:15:47,443 --> 00:15:49,445
(dance music blaring)
404
00:15:51,155 --> 00:15:52,823
Scratch!
405
00:15:52,823 --> 00:15:54,825
You made it.
406
00:15:54,825 --> 00:15:56,827
Okay, so, dance floor there.
407
00:15:56,827 --> 00:15:58,829
Never-ending buffet there.
408
00:15:58,829 --> 00:16:01,165
And that is also the buffet
over there.
409
00:16:01,165 --> 00:16:04,335
I'm sure you know Cleopatra,
Abe Lincoln, Brian.
410
00:16:04,335 --> 00:16:05,586
Hey.
411
00:16:05,586 --> 00:16:07,088
Oh, and there's Jinx.
412
00:16:07,088 --> 00:16:09,590
Jinx! Meet the chairman.
413
00:16:09,590 --> 00:16:12,009
- Jinx?
- Oh, we've met, actually.
414
00:16:12,009 --> 00:16:14,553
Sorry about that whole
"hunting your friend" thing.
415
00:16:14,553 --> 00:16:15,805
You weren't the chairman then.
416
00:16:15,805 --> 00:16:17,807
But, uh, now you are, so--
417
00:16:17,807 --> 00:16:19,308
Oh, you been working out?
418
00:16:19,308 --> 00:16:20,393
Hitting the gym, big guy?
419
00:16:20,393 --> 00:16:22,770
Well, I consider my body
a temple--
420
00:16:22,770 --> 00:16:25,606
Ooh! Is that room-temperature
bologna?
421
00:16:25,606 --> 00:16:27,817
Excuse me,
I got to do the rounds.
422
00:16:27,817 --> 00:16:29,568
Bleh, host duties,
am I right?
423
00:16:29,568 --> 00:16:30,986
Hank Richards!
424
00:16:30,986 --> 00:16:33,364
Dude, I didn't know
you were dead!
425
00:16:33,364 --> 00:16:34,740
Wild night, huh?
426
00:16:34,740 --> 00:16:37,702
And to think I almost went
to Geoff's party instead.
427
00:16:37,702 --> 00:16:39,995
Uh, dude,
you are at Jeff's party.
428
00:16:39,995 --> 00:16:41,414
(screams)
429
00:16:41,414 --> 00:16:43,916
Sorry, G-E-O-F-F's party.
430
00:16:43,916 --> 00:16:45,501
He's my best friend,
but come on.
431
00:16:45,501 --> 00:16:47,253
You don't say no
to a shindig like this.
432
00:16:47,253 --> 00:16:48,295
Hey.
433
00:16:48,295 --> 00:16:50,631
No, I guess you don't.
434
00:16:50,631 --> 00:16:52,299
Not like it matters.
435
00:16:52,299 --> 00:16:53,634
Geoff's at his party,
436
00:16:53,634 --> 00:16:55,261
probably not even
thinking about me.
437
00:16:55,261 --> 00:16:56,804
I was at my party,
438
00:16:56,804 --> 00:16:59,306
but I couldn't stop
thinking about Scratch.
439
00:16:59,306 --> 00:17:00,850
I brought him soup.
440
00:17:00,850 --> 00:17:03,310
Oh, that is so nice of you.
441
00:17:03,310 --> 00:17:05,896
But, Scratch, he's, uh...
442
00:17:05,896 --> 00:17:07,189
He's asleep!
443
00:17:07,189 --> 00:17:10,860
And when he sneezes,
it's just ectoplasm everywhere.
444
00:17:10,860 --> 00:17:15,030
Why don't I give this to Scratch
as soon as he gets back--
445
00:17:15,030 --> 00:17:16,866
Wakes up! Okay?
446
00:17:16,866 --> 00:17:20,786
All right, but make sure he
knows how much I treasure him.
447
00:17:20,786 --> 00:17:22,705
Goodbye, you angel.
448
00:17:22,705 --> 00:17:25,458
You'd better be having
a really good time.
449
00:17:25,458 --> 00:17:27,668
I'm having a really good time!
450
00:17:27,668 --> 00:17:29,128
(dance music blaring)
451
00:17:33,132 --> 00:17:34,967
(laughing) Whoa!
452
00:17:34,967 --> 00:17:37,470
Ah!
453
00:17:37,470 --> 00:17:40,014
"G" Geoff?
What is he doing here?
454
00:17:40,014 --> 00:17:41,766
Oh, no.
455
00:17:41,766 --> 00:17:44,602
I hope he doesn't see you.
That'd be so bad.
456
00:17:44,602 --> 00:17:46,854
I bet when I didn't show,
457
00:17:46,854 --> 00:17:49,899
he canceled his party
and came here instead.
458
00:17:49,899 --> 00:17:52,902
Wow, your best friend
was really counting on you,
459
00:17:52,902 --> 00:17:55,112
and you let him down,
didn't you?
460
00:17:55,112 --> 00:17:57,740
Oh. Yeah.
461
00:17:57,740 --> 00:17:59,992
Well, there's only
one thing to do, right?
462
00:17:59,992 --> 00:18:02,495
- Hope he doesn't see you.
- (laughs nervously) Whew!
463
00:18:02,495 --> 00:18:05,414
I thought you were gonna say
fess up and tell him the truth.
464
00:18:05,414 --> 00:18:08,209
I like this better. Cover me!
465
00:18:08,209 --> 00:18:10,669
(funky music playing)
466
00:18:12,797 --> 00:18:14,215
? I got to be low-key ?
467
00:18:17,718 --> 00:18:19,178
? I got to be low-key ?
468
00:18:19,178 --> 00:18:21,347
? I got to keep out of view
Of you-know-who ?
469
00:18:21,347 --> 00:18:24,725
? So you shrink and you slip
Into the cheese fondue ?
470
00:18:24,725 --> 00:18:26,644
? You trying everything
To stay out of sight ?
471
00:18:26,644 --> 00:18:28,312
- ? But... ?
- SCRATCH: Ow!
472
00:18:28,312 --> 00:18:29,605
This does not taste right.
473
00:18:29,605 --> 00:18:30,940
? Next, you hide ?
474
00:18:30,940 --> 00:18:32,233
? In the fried hors d'oeuvres ?
475
00:18:32,233 --> 00:18:33,442
- Egg rolls?
- Oh, sure.
476
00:18:33,442 --> 00:18:35,069
? You just got served ?
477
00:18:35,069 --> 00:18:36,946
? Pass the blueberry pie
A la mode ?
478
00:18:36,946 --> 00:18:38,280
? Moving fast
'Cause you can ?
479
00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:39,615
Maybe one for the road.
480
00:18:39,615 --> 00:18:40,908
? You don't want to leave ?
481
00:18:40,908 --> 00:18:42,785
? But you can't be seen ?
482
00:18:42,785 --> 00:18:44,787
- Shh.
- ? You got to be low-key ?
483
00:18:44,787 --> 00:18:48,290
? So you're hiding inside
The fog machine ?
484
00:18:48,290 --> 00:18:50,084
? You got to be low-key ?
485
00:18:50,084 --> 00:18:52,628
? Cruel and uncouth
Avoiding the truth ?
486
00:18:52,628 --> 00:18:54,672
? Annoying the crew
In the DJ booth ?
487
00:18:54,672 --> 00:18:55,840
Begone, peasant.
488
00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:57,424
? You got to move cautiously ?
489
00:18:57,424 --> 00:19:00,052
- Keep an eye out for Geoff.
- You can count on me.
490
00:19:00,052 --> 00:19:02,263
? If you can stay undetected
Then you'll be fine ?
491
00:19:02,263 --> 00:19:04,932
? But you just redirected
The conga line ?
492
00:19:04,932 --> 00:19:06,851
? And if he sees you
His heart will be torn ?
493
00:19:06,851 --> 00:19:08,727
? Into thousands of pieces ?
494
00:19:08,727 --> 00:19:10,813
Oh, look. Little pizzas.
495
00:19:10,813 --> 00:19:13,482
? You don't want to leave
But you can't be seen ?
496
00:19:13,482 --> 00:19:15,317
? You got to be low-key ?
497
00:19:15,317 --> 00:19:18,779
? Getting thirds
On the lobster Florentine ?
498
00:19:18,779 --> 00:19:20,823
- Uh-oh.
- ? You got to be low-key ?
499
00:19:20,823 --> 00:19:23,742
? Risking a friend
Over whole goat cheese ?
500
00:19:23,742 --> 00:19:25,995
? You got to be low-key ?
501
00:19:25,995 --> 00:19:28,664
? If he doesn't know I'm here
Does it really count as mean? ?
502
00:19:28,664 --> 00:19:31,125
- Shh!
- ? You got to be low-key ?
503
00:19:31,125 --> 00:19:33,168
- (dance music playing)
- (indistinct chattering)
504
00:19:33,168 --> 00:19:34,920
Ah! Lost him.
505
00:19:37,298 --> 00:19:39,133
I really love these churros.
506
00:19:39,133 --> 00:19:42,303
They're so crispy,
yet so soft.
507
00:19:42,303 --> 00:19:44,054
GEOFF:
Scratch?
508
00:19:45,389 --> 00:19:47,433
Geoff? "G" Geoff.
509
00:19:47,433 --> 00:19:49,018
I can explain, brother.
510
00:19:49,018 --> 00:19:52,813
Oh! You had a miracle recovery
and made it to my party.
511
00:19:52,813 --> 00:19:53,898
Wait. What? Your party?
512
00:19:53,898 --> 00:19:55,357
This is Jeff's party.
513
00:19:55,357 --> 00:19:57,610
"J" Jeff, not you Geoff.
514
00:19:57,610 --> 00:19:58,903
Yeah, it's our party.
515
00:19:58,903 --> 00:20:01,572
Jeff is my afterlife partner.
516
00:20:01,572 --> 00:20:03,532
Wait, you and him?
517
00:20:03,532 --> 00:20:04,700
(stammering)
518
00:20:04,700 --> 00:20:07,119
Oh, I know.
I get your confusion.
519
00:20:07,119 --> 00:20:09,413
But Jeff spells it with a J,
520
00:20:09,413 --> 00:20:12,917
while I spell it G-E--
521
00:20:12,917 --> 00:20:15,794
I know how you spell it!
522
00:20:15,794 --> 00:20:17,671
But how did I not know
you two were together?
523
00:20:17,671 --> 00:20:18,881
No idea.
524
00:20:18,881 --> 00:20:20,674
You're at our anniversary party.
525
00:20:23,677 --> 00:20:25,012
Whoa.
526
00:20:26,180 --> 00:20:28,182
Yeah, I do not know
how I missed that.
527
00:20:28,182 --> 00:20:29,767
Geoff. Jeff.
528
00:20:29,767 --> 00:20:32,061
(laughs)
This blowout was the best.
529
00:20:32,061 --> 00:20:34,897
You knew and you didn't
tell me?
530
00:20:34,897 --> 00:20:36,482
That's for what you did
to the chairman.
531
00:20:36,482 --> 00:20:38,400
The real chairman.
532
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:39,777
Jinx out!
533
00:20:39,777 --> 00:20:41,153
My soup must've cured
534
00:20:41,153 --> 00:20:43,364
your spontaneous illness,
huh, buddy?
535
00:20:43,364 --> 00:20:46,283
You brought me soup?
You're a good friend, Geoff.
536
00:20:46,283 --> 00:20:47,534
Better than I deserve.
537
00:20:47,534 --> 00:20:48,786
I...
538
00:20:48,786 --> 00:20:50,621
Oh, I wasn't sick.
539
00:20:50,621 --> 00:20:52,581
I faked it
to get out of your party.
540
00:20:52,581 --> 00:20:54,500
But you're at my party.
541
00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:55,584
Keep up, pal.
542
00:20:55,584 --> 00:20:57,127
Yeah, but I didn't know that.
543
00:20:57,127 --> 00:20:59,713
When Jeff, that Jeff,
invited me--
544
00:20:59,713 --> 00:21:01,131
Well, this will shock you.
545
00:21:01,131 --> 00:21:03,509
I haven't always been
very popular.
546
00:21:03,509 --> 00:21:07,221
And it felt nice to be
one of the best of the best.
547
00:21:07,221 --> 00:21:09,056
I'm sorry, Geoff.
548
00:21:09,056 --> 00:21:11,850
Oh, buddy, I can't blame you for
wanting to hang out with Jeff.
549
00:21:11,850 --> 00:21:13,185
I mean, he's so awesome,
550
00:21:13,185 --> 00:21:15,396
I'm spending the rest
of my afterlife with him.
551
00:21:15,396 --> 00:21:17,272
Now, come on, let's party.
552
00:21:18,357 --> 00:21:19,984
Geoff may forgive you,
553
00:21:19,984 --> 00:21:21,944
but you're not off the hook
with me, pal.
554
00:21:21,944 --> 00:21:25,864
If you ever hurt
my angelic Geoff again,
555
00:21:25,864 --> 00:21:29,535
You'll answer to me!
556
00:21:29,535 --> 00:21:30,786
Got it. Yes, Sir.
557
00:21:30,786 --> 00:21:32,496
Now let's have a good time!
558
00:21:32,496 --> 00:21:34,415
(dance music blaring)
559
00:21:38,669 --> 00:21:40,796
- (all cheering)
- Yeah!
560
00:21:42,006 --> 00:21:44,758
Whew! What a night.
561
00:21:44,758 --> 00:21:46,385
I tell you what,
I'm gonna sleep like the dead.
562
00:21:46,385 --> 00:21:48,846
Ah, hey, Scratch,
I've updated the handbook,
563
00:21:48,846 --> 00:21:51,140
so now it clearly states
564
00:21:51,140 --> 00:21:52,975
you should have gone
to Geoff's party.
565
00:21:52,975 --> 00:21:56,854
I did, but Geoff's party
was actually Jeff's party,
566
00:21:56,854 --> 00:21:58,814
so it all worked out
in the end.
567
00:21:58,814 --> 00:22:00,691
- Night night!
- What?
568
00:22:00,691 --> 00:22:03,110
? The Ghost and Molly McGee ?
569
00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:07,710
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