Original subtitles

♪ Yeah! The skies were clear and the water was warm ♪

♪ The sun was blazing hot ♪

♪ And where do we find our Titan crew ♪

♪ They're all up on their yacht ♪

♪ That's right, they have a yacht ♪

♪ It's called the Titan Yacht ♪

♪ It's a really big yacht ♪

♪ A super dope yacht ♪

♪ They all set sail for a day of fun ♪

♪ Full of dancing and good food ♪

♪ Till it all came to a sudden stop ♪

- ♪ When Beast Boy yelled out... - "Dude!" ♪

♪ A massive wave was headed ♪

♪ Toward our frightened Titan crew ♪

♪ They tried and tried to outrun the swirl ♪

♪ But there was nothing they could do ♪

♪ It crashed onto the Titan Yacht ♪

♪ With the force of Poseidon's rage ♪

♪ And it seemed that all things might be lost ♪

♪ if the Titans aren't saved ♪

♪ When suddenly behind a crest ♪

♪ A heated desert isle ♪

- ♪ Just then Robin yells out, - "Whoo-hoo!" ♪

♪ And the rest went buck wild ♪

♪ It looks like they'll be stranded ♪

- ♪ For more than just one day - Who-ooh. ♪

♪ They're most likely to be stranded here ♪

- ♪ For the next five whole days - Ya-aah! ♪

♪ No less than five whole days ♪

♪ For certain five whole days ♪

♪ No less than five whole days ♪

♪ For certain five whole days ♪

♪ No less than five whole days ♪

♪ For certain five whole days ♪

♪ No less than five whole days ♪

- ♪ For certain five whole days ♪ - Go! ♪

sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~

I wonder how many ponies I can count to.

One pony, two pony, three pony, four pony.

Fifty-seven ponies, 58 ponies.

I like ponies. They're pretty.

Hey, is it just me or have we run out of things to do on this island.

Indeed. What at first seemed like the exciting change

- has become the very tiresome. - Yeah, I hates it here!

I think we should go back to our normal setting.

Have you all lost your minds?

This island adventure has been filled with excitement.

If this was a TV show

it would be billed as a week-long event.

Hmm, maybe, but I'm not sure it's lived up to expectations.

I believe battling all of the villains in the epic fight to the finish

would have been the much more exciting...

Wrong!

Island adventures are what's exciting.

"Island adventuressss!"

Well, you can keep your island adventures.

- We're gonna bounce. - We's going home, yo!

Whoo!

Hurray!

Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Don't you remember? This island is inescapable.

We learned that in our first island adventure.

Dude, we're sick of island adventures.

- Yeah, they're really lame. - Ha! "Lame?"

Island adventures aren't lame.

You guys just need to be reminded

of how much fun we've had this week

in the form of a catchy song.

♪ We saw dinosaurs and had a dino fight ♪

♪ Watched a bamboo rocket blow like dynamite ♪

♪ Made coconut pies You know the kind you like ♪

♪ Hung with a millionaire and his millionaire wife ♪

♪ TV made of coconut ♪

♪ Remote made of coconut ♪

- ♪ President was a coconut ♪ - ♪ Island adventure ♪

♪ This here is a coconut ♪

♪ That there is a coconut ♪

- ♪ This is not a coconut ♪ - ♪ Island adventure ♪

♪ There was a magic cat that spat rainbows ♪

♪ And my man Beast Boy had the illest flow ♪

♪ We were hunted by an alien for our skulls, bro ♪

♪ Ate pure protein And held a fashion show ♪

- ♪ Volleyball ♪ - ♪ With a face on it ♪

- ♪ Basketball ♪ - ♪ With a face on it ♪

- ♪ Football ♪ - ♪ With a face on it ♪

♪ Island adventure ♪

- ♪ Hockey stick ♪ - ♪ With a face on it ♪

- ♪ Baseball ♪ - ♪ With a face on it ♪

- ♪ Pirate skull ♪ - ♪ With a face on it ♪

♪ Island adventure ♪

♪ We discovered that the island is actually fake ♪

♪ That tree right there is actually fake... ♪

Wait a minute. This island is fake?

The song was right! The trees are fake!

They all are. How did we not notice that before?

Because we've never walked behind them I guess.

Only the weirdos would walk behind the trees.

Is anything real here?

The rocks are foam!

The banana has the microphone inside.

I think this crab is actually a camera.

The freckle on my butt looks like Mickey Mouse!

Looks more like a meatball sub if you ask me.

I believe it's the unicorn upon its cloud of dreams.

- Okay, clearly, it's a human skull. - Enough about the freckle!

It's obviously shaped like two bears high-fiving.

- They're girl bears. - Now, as crazy as it sounds,

I think this is a stage and we are being watched.

We need to find a way out!

- How about through there? - A hatch. That's it!

Something tells me that

this is the start of another Island Adventure.

Me ugh.

♪ Island adventure ♪

What is this place?

Someone's placed cameras over the entire island.

And they've been recording our every move.

- Aloha, Titans! - Control Freak. I should have

known the master of media manipulation was behind this.

While you were on your little pleasure cruise,

I captured your boat, wiped your memories,

placed you on a fake island inside this giant viewing arena

and suppressed your powers. Ah!

- But why? - I was starting to get bored

watching you in your normal environment.

Living room, kitchen. Living room, kitchen.

It's so repetitive and predictable.

- Hey! Sometimes we goes to the roof. - And the lawn.

Ooh! The lawn. How exciting!

I just thought it would be interesting

if you did something, you know, interesting for once.

Like, you know, an island setting.

Howdy!

Sorry, but this maniacal mini-series is over, Control Freak.

Yeah! We want to get back to our normal setting.

- The living room. - And the kitchen.

- And sometimes the roof. - Don't forget the lawn.

All right. But your audience won't be happy.

Audience?

This show wasn't just for me.

I was hoping to bring in a huge audience with this ridiculous stunt.

And I did.

- Our greatest villains! - Why would people who despise us

devote so much of the time and energy to watching us?

Girl, have you been on the Internet?

Brutal, brutal. Stop!

- Why are people so mean? - I don't deserve this.

Well, keep in mind the opinions of people on the Internet

aren't accurate indicators of popularity or success.

Anyway, you can try and stop the show,

but they won't let you! Not without a fight.

Man! Look at all of them.

Ooh! This is going to be good.

Way better than another island adventure.

Fine! Then let's give everybody what they really want to see.

Titans, go!

Ka, ka, ka, ka, ka, ka, ka...

Ouch!

Azarath Metrion Zinthos.

Whoo!

There's too many of them. What are we gonna do?

There's only one thing we can do. Hiya!

See, those island adventures ended up paying off after all.

Titans and Island Extras, go!

T-Wrecker!

Laser horn!

Mega spear!

Grrr!

Thunder stomp!

- Booh ya! - That was so good!

I don't know why we don't fight more.

I mean we are superheroes.

Bad news, Control Freak.

Your special summer event is over!

- Looks like you've failed. - No...

You turned my island idea into something

super cool and genre-appropriate at the end.

Now that's what I call a stunt.

Look how many new viewers you pulled in.

♪ Island adventure ♪

Freak out!

sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~