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♪ Yeah! The skies were clear and the water was warm ♪

♪ The sun was blazing hot ♪

♪ And where do we find our Titan crew ♪

♪ They're all up on their yacht ♪

♪ That's right, they have a yacht ♪

♪ It's called the Titan Yacht ♪

♪ It's a really big yacht ♪

♪ A super dope yacht ♪

♪ They all set sail for a day of fun ♪

♪ Full of dancing and good food ♪

♪ Till it all came to a sudden stop ♪

- ♪ When Beast Boy yelled out, - "Dude!" ♪

♪ A massive wave was headed ♪

♪ Toward our frightened Titan crew ♪

♪ They tried and tried to outrun the swirl ♪

♪ But there was nothing they could do ♪

♪ It crashed onto the Titan Yacht ♪

♪ With the force of Poseidon's rage ♪

♪ And it seemed that all things might be lost ♪

♪ if the Titans aren't saved ♪

♪ When suddenly behind a crest ♪

♪ A heated desert isle ♪

- ♪ Just then Robin yells out, - "Whoo-hoo!" ♪

♪ And the rest went buck wild ♪

♪ It looks like they'll be stranded ♪

- ♪ For more than just one day - Who-ooh. ♪

♪ They're most likely to be stranded here ♪

- ♪ For the next five whole days - Ya-aah! ♪

♪ No less than five whole days ♪

♪ For certain five whole days ♪

♪ No less than five whole days ♪

♪ For certain five whole days ♪

♪ No less than five whole days ♪

♪ For certain five whole days ♪

♪ No less than five whole days ♪

- ♪ For certain five whole days ♪ - ♪ Go! ♪

No. What?

No. Seriously? Get out of here.

Uh-huh. What? No!

A birthday party without a cake?

You know, Football-with-a-face-on-it,

if I didn't have you to talk to, I'd go crazy.

- Oh, come on! - Hey, quiet down.

I'm trying to talk to Football-with-a-face-on-it.

Sorry, bro. Hockey-stick-with-a-face-on-it

is just cracking me up with his jokes, yo.

Oh... tell him the one about the moose.

So good!

Basketball-with-a-face-on-it and I don't get it.

Friends, the skull of the-pirate-volleyball-

player-with-a-face-on-it

has the concerns for your sanity.

He has told me talking to inanimate sports

equipment with faces on it is the sign of madness.

The skull of the pirate-volleyball-player- with-a-face-on-it is right!

It's this crazy island. It's making us crazy!

- I wish we were just home already! - Did someone say "wish?"

Greetings, I am Mr. Robin. Your host.

Welcome, to Crazy Desire Island.

Mr. Robin, why were you creeping

in the bushes like the creepy creeper creep?

So I can eavesdrop on you all without being seen.

- That's super creepy, bro. - Even that suit's creepy.

It's island style. Good for sitting in bushes.

- Creep. - Wasn't someone trying to make a wish?

Yeah, I wished that we were off this... garbage island!

But why would you leave a place that can make your greatest

- wishes come true? - Is you saying this island is magical?

That's right. All you need to do is imagine your true desire

and the island will bring it to life.

How does that work exactly?

Oh, would you like me to spend the next 40 seconds

explaining the mechanics of the island's mystical powers?

Why, yes! Yes, I would.

And this bush, right here is the portal for all the magic.

Any questions?

- Nope. - We wish to wish the wishes.

Great! But be warned.

Your wish may not turn out how you expect it to.

You're giving off some mixed signals here, bruh.

Yeah. Should we wish for something or not?

Yes. But be careful what you wish for.

You just might get it.

It really sounds like you're warning us not to wish for stuff.

Just wish already!

Fine! Sheesh. Hmm, let's see.

Oh! I know!

I wish me and my boy, Beasty, were famous musicians.

Ah, a wonderful wish.

Now. Please, step into the bush.

And let your dream become reality.

- You want me to go in the creepy bush? - It's a magical bush!

All right. But I better not get any weird

heebie-jeebie vibes in there.

Uh-uh-uh. That's a sick beat, yo!

Sounds like you're making some hits up in here.

Sick beats aren't enough, dawg. I need some sick words!

Bro, I gots words for days!

- I'll put words on them beats. - Then let's do it!

Puttin' words on it.

- ♪ What the Titans got ♪ - ♪ Nobody else got ♪

♪ What the Titans got ♪

♪ Nobody else got ♪

♪ What the Titans got ♪

♪ Teen Titans got Go! ♪

- Here's the demo, yo! - Hey, my name isn't on it.

This demo's gonna make us famous, dude!

Get famous.

Ha-ha! My song is on the radio!

Don't you mean, our song?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean... our song is on the radio!

Toppin' the charts.

♪ There's just one question we're gonna ask ♪

- ♪ Will we ask it? ♪ - ♪ Will we ask it? ♪

♪ Better answer it fast! ♪

- ♪ What the Titans got ♪ - ♪ Nobody else got ♪

- ♪ What the Titans got ♪ - ♪ Teen Titans got, go! ♪

What a rush. This is a dream come true, bro!

And we did it, together!

No, man. It was all me.

Your wish seems to have taken an unexpected turn.

Yeah. Look at him out there.

- I've never been happier for him! - Excuse me?

My dude is killin' it!

Well, he's taking credit for the work you did together!

This should be tearing you up inside!

Come on. How often do you get to see your best bud become a star?

Why can't you just be happy for the man?

That's it. You refuse to learn anything so I'm ending this wish!

- How was your wish, brah? - Awesome.

It was not, "Awesome."

Beast Boy stole your fame and you just stood there cheering him on.

Really? Thanks for your support, dude.

- I love you, bro. - Ugh!

Starfire, it is your turn to make a wish.

But beware, the path to fulfillment

is lined with potholes of disillusionment.

Mr. Robin.

I have done both the long and also the hard thinking on this,

I am ready to experience my greatest desire.

Then, step into this bush. And let your dream become reality.

Your wish is to be a kitty cat?

Meow.

I guess I can work with this.

Ah! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Looks like the little kitty has a hairball.

You see, the life of a putty-tat is not so easy after all.

Wait a second, you're taking liberties with your wish!

Oh!

This is too weird. Her little mind is a web of madness.

♪ Meow meow meow ♪

- No more, no more, no more! - ♪ Meow meow meow meow meow ♪

Oh, what a wonderous wishing that was!

She was a cat. There was a cat.

And a hairball. But... But... But... it was a rainbow.

- I fell into a cat mouth... - Bro, hey, my turn.

Huh? Right.

What is your life's wish? And don't make it weird.

- I want a piece of cake. - And...

- And nothing. - You can wish for anything you

- can imagine and you want cake? - You knows it!

Maybe you wanna think about this a little more.

No. I wants what I wants.

Then into the bush.

And let your dream... come true.

Imma get me some of that.

How's the cake?

- It's dope. - Tummy starting to hurt?

- Nope. - Wish you had some milk?

Nope.

- Don't you wish you had a friend to... - Nope.

- But... - No.

- Let me finish... - No.

Hey, I wasn't done with my cake, yo.

Cake is for people who listen!

Eh. Get out of there.

- Ah... doneskies. - Ugh!

I am trying to teach you magical life lessons

and you keep messing it up.

Is the lesson, "Wishes are always good

and nothing bad will ever happen if they come true"?

No, that is not the lesson! You're supposed

to learn that wishes can have unexpected downsides.

And you should be happy with what you already have.

I did not pick up on that at all.

It's my turn to have a great wish where nothing bad happens.

I wish to get off this island and go home.

Fine. Let's go.

Step into the bush and let your dreams become reality.

Oh, it is the wondefulness to be home.

I gots to get me a shower. I am ripe.

- Sniff me, mama. - Ew, get away from me.

I'll smell you, bro.

Whoa, doggy. Sick! Now smell me!

Nasty, bro.

You think that's bad? Smell behind my ear.

Ew!

Ugh, I'm just gonna watch Pretty, Pretty Pegasus.

What's up with the TV?

I thought, perhaps the recording box would make a nice hat.

- Do you like it? - Ugh, we've been here less

than a minute and I already hate everything.

I... I wish I was back on the island.

Oh, really? So, you might say that I was right!

You should watch out for what you wish for.

- Yes. - Yes! Knowledge bomb dropped!

Friend Robin, I must give you the many thanks

- for helping us survive upon the island. - Well, I learned my lesson.

- End this wish already, so we can... - Shh.

There is something else.

I have the feelings for you.

That I hope you will reciprocate... boyfriend.

Boy... Boyfriend?

So, yeah. Lesson learned. I'm canceling my wish.

Send me back! It's all I ever wanted!

Ha! Ha-ha!

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