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♪ Yeah! The skies were clear and the water was warm ♪

♪ The sun was blazing hot ♪

♪ And where do we find our Titan crew ♪

♪ They're all up on their yacht ♪

♪ That's right, they have a yacht ♪

♪ It's called the Titan Yacht ♪

♪ It's a really big yacht ♪

♪ A super dope yacht ♪

♪ They all set sail for a day of fun ♪

♪ Full of dancing and good food ♪

♪ Till it all came to a sudden stop ♪

- ♪ When Beast Boy yelled out, - "Dude!" ♪

♪ A massive wave was headed ♪

♪ Toward our frightened Titan crew ♪

♪ They tried and tried to outrun the swirl ♪

♪ But there was nothing they could do ♪

♪ It crashed onto the Titan Yacht ♪

♪ With the force of Poseidon's rage ♪

♪ And it seemed that all things might be lost ♪

♪ if the Titans aren't saved ♪

♪ When suddenly behind a crest ♪

♪ A heated desert isle ♪

- ♪ Just then Robin yells out - "Whoo-hoo!" ♪

♪ And the rest went buck wild ♪

♪ It looks like they'll be stranded ♪

- ♪ For more than just one day - Who-ooh ♪

♪ They're most likely to be stranded here ♪

- ♪ For the next five whole days - Ya-aah! ♪

♪ No less than five whole days ♪

♪ For certain five whole days ♪

♪ No less than five whole days ♪

♪ For certain five whole days ♪

♪ No less than five whole days ♪

♪ For certain five whole days ♪

♪ No less than five whole days ♪

- ♪ For certain five whole days ♪ - Go! ♪

Coming at you, bro!

I do love me some fun in the sun!

And building sand castles is so relaxing.

Mmm... I shall never tire of the sands betwixt my toeses.

Titans, what are you doing?

Island-living, baby!

Have you all forgotten the dangers of

- this harsh jungle environment? - Howdy!

The only danger I see, Robin, is the group of friends

perhaps having too much of the fun.

Come on bro, chillax!

Let the island melt your cares away.

I will not!

My volleyball! My volleyball! Why?!

Life in a tropical paradise isn't about relaxing.

It's about survival!

In order to sharpen your survival instincts,

you'll all be participating in a series of fun challenges!

Challenges aren't fun, they're challenging.

Before the fun can begin, we need to form teams.

But we already are the team!

Yeah, we're strong by ourselves, but together we're...

This is survival! I don't want to see any of

that huggy, buggy garbage.

To learn true survival skills, we have to split into teams

and compete against one another.

Shouldn't we be helping each other?

We will! By being super petty and forming alliances!

And backstabbing! Always backstabbing!

Stab! Stab! Stabbity-back-back-stab!

I call... Not Robin's team.

- Neither do I. I'm out. - Not Robin's team.

I'm not on a team! I'm the host.

Starfire, Cyborg, you're a team!

Beast boy, Raven, you're a team!

Nice! It's you and me, Mama...

What is this?

It's a confessional. Just pretend I'm not here.

Kinda hard to do that.

To what will I be confessing?

ROBIN: Oh, your thoughts or emotions

or deeply-held affection for certain teammates?

- Pass. - I confess! I confess!

I took Beast Boy's sunglasses!

They just look so good on me!

Phew! Feels good to get that off my chest!

Okay, teams, your first challenge is to find food!

- We already ordered pizzas! - No pizza!

My pizza! My pizza! Why?!

This is survival. And survival means eating gross things!

Let's start the challenge!

- Gross. - Oh, that is so gross.

The first team to eat all their bugs, wins!

I do not consent.

Bugs are full of protein, essential vitamins and fiber!

For centuries, man survived solely on bugs.

- What is that?! - Coconut curry, brah!

Yum, yum! Woo-hoo-hoo!

- And I believe even one more yum. - No yum!

My curry! My curry! Why?!

That is not survival! This is survival!

Oh, yes! I will have a side of maggots with my beetle.

Another grasshopper? Oh, why not?

Let's indulge! Pure protein!

Uh-uh, I ain't eating no bugs.

Bugs are beautiful creatures, yo.

And your breath stinks, fool.

Titans, your second team challenge,

is to fashion clothing from your surroundings.

What's wrong with our clothes?

What clothes?

Now, as I've just demonstrated you never know when

you're gonna find yourself nude and fearful in the wild!

Now, go get some leaves and cover your shame!

Why stop at leaves? You know what this calls for?

Island Fashion Show!

CYBORG: Ahoy there.

Here comes that stunning Tamaranian, Starfire.

Sporting the sails of an unlucky sailor's sunken ship.

Throw me overboard because this merman is smoking! Ooh, wee!

And this dazzling demon is on fire

with her super trendy palm-frond poncho!

No! You're not doing it right!

Do I have to show you what being naked looks like?

- Please don't. - Behold, nakedness!

ALL: No!

Robin, are you not concerned

your pasty skin is being attacked by the Sun?

Nothing that some cooling mud can't soothe.

Ah... Nature's sunscreen.

Oh, look! A few friendly leeches sucking the toxins

from my blood. Thank you, gentlemen.

Ooh, and now it appears the blood from the leeches

has attracted a swarm of mosquitoes.

Or as I like to call it, "The lunch buffet!"

Pure protein!

I am not doing this confession thing until you

- put some clothes on! - Ah, just go ahead, it's fine.

No it's not, it's not fine! It's not fine at all!

Titans, your third challenge is to vote someone off the island!

- Robin. - Robin.

- Robin. - Robin.

The results are inconclusive!

There is clear evidence of vote tampering, gerrymandering

and hanging chads. So let's move on! New challenge!

No more challenges!

Yeah, bro, we've got this survival stuff down.

It's easy-peasy.

Oh, really? You all feel that way?

- Absolutely! - Oh, yes!

All right, since you're all master survivalists...

then, I guess we can skip to the final challenge!

I've called down an alien big-game hunter

who will stalk us relentlessly

until he's collected all of our skulls as trophies!

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

You called an alien skull collector. Are you crazy, man?!

Whoa! Laser light show!

Well, we're doomed.

He's gonna take my skull! I love my skull!

It's my favorite skull!

Titans, listen, the only way to survive is...

- By working together! - No!

Haven't you listened to anything I've said?!

We scatter. Every man for himself!

The alien will pick you off, one by one!

- Until only I am left standing! - Yeah, we should work together.

Yo, I thinks we can beat him if we act as a team.

And use the survival lessons we learned today.

You learned nothing! I'm getting out of here!

You won't take us, ghost!

Until you've tried some of this delicious coconut curry.

Bruh, your gear is pretty fresh. But how about a cape?

Ooh, it compliments your mandibles!

Hey, come on, let's survive. Island style.

You really have to go?

You will be dear in our hearts for all time, Alien Hunter.

So long, buddy.

Here, take some curry for the road, brah.

Bye.

I'm gonna miss that dude.

Hey, anyone seen Robin?

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