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"Think About Your Future"
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Exciting news, Titans. I
am buying team jackets.
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The team of the jackets.
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No, Star, I'm talking
about crew jackets.
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So everyone knows that
we work together.
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Now, I'm thinking denim.
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- Ooh, nice, with leather sleeves.
- Absolutely.
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The denim and leather is a
fashion-forward combination.
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You got to put our logo
on the back, really big!
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If we all have the same jacket,
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how will we know
which one is mine?
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Because it's going to
have your name on it.
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You can put names on jackets?
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This all sounds awesome.
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But puffy sleeves and embroidered
names don't come cheap.
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Aren't you guys worried
about wasting money?
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Why wouldn't we want
to waste money?
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I don't know. So we
have some later?
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But the later is not
until the later.
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Currently it is the now.
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I know, but aren't we
going to get old one day?
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- Yeah, but later.
- And it's the "now" right now.
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Oh, okay, that makes sense.
Here you go.
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Uh, uh, uh, this denim
is so rugged, yo.
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But the leather is classic.
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Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Oh, wow.
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- We look like the fashion models.
- Look like?
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Uh-huh. Mmm-hmm. Ah.
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Woo-cha. Woo-cha.
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Bam! Bam!
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- You know this looks good.
- Ooh, fierce.
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Ba-ta-ta!
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You guys, we should
get some pizza
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- to celebrate how goodz we look!
- Oh, yeah! High-five.
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Extra-large, extra-extra cheese
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extra-extra-extra pepperoni.
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And the large jugs of the soda.
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- And a gallon of ranch dip.
- Uh, guys, wait.
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Shouldn't we be eating
a little more healthy?
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Why would we want to
eat healthy, mama?
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I don't know, so we don't
have health problems later.
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Later? You mean, when we
might need that money
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- you didn't want us to waste?
- I care not for the "laters".
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This jacket-pizza combo
makes me feel like a king!
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Hey, we should get tattoos to
commemorate Jacket Pizza Day!
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Oh, yes, let us be
marked with the inks.
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I'ma get me a fresh
dragon on my back, yo!
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Guys, wait. We shouldn't just
jump into a decision like that.
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- Why not, mama?
- I don't know, because later...
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Nobody cares about "later".
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I'm just worried we're making bad
decisions that will affect us...
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- later!
- We saids no one cares about "later".
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All you need to worry about is what
tattoo you're going to get today.
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Let's get it done!
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I am invincible!
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70 YEARS LATER...
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Oh, no, I've taken a spill
and I can't upright myself.
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Just kidding. I can fly.
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I can't see the beef in my sandwich.
Where is it?
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Just kidding. I have glasses.
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Oh, the jokes never
get old, Raven,
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unlike us.
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I'm glad one of us old
geezers is in good spirits.
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Huh? What? Spirit?
You see a spirit?!
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Cyborg!
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Is that you, Clara?! You're
coming back for me, baby?!
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No, you knucklehead, it's me.
I need your help gettin' up.
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Oh, why am I always having to
help you up off the couch,
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up off the toilet...
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My legs don't work
so good no more.
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I got the gout.
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This is why I said you should
have had some of those kids,
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so they can help you off
the couch and the pooper,
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and different spots and places.
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Kids? Not for this
lifelong bachelor.
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Watch out, ladies.
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Looks like it is time
for the medications.
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There are no medications.
We're out of money.
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Dagnabit! If we hadn't spent
so much on these amazing
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jackets, we'd still have a
little bit of money left over.
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And if we would've
eaten healthy foods,
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- we wouldn't need so much medicine.
- So many regrets.
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But not the tattoos, right?
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The accordion was a good choice.
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And now I can even play it.
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Well, if we can't pay for our
medications, we're goners.
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Can't say I didn't warn you.
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I told you "later" would
come, and this is "later".
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I thought this was "now".
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This is "now" but it's
"later" from then.
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- When was then?
- Then was before. Now is "later".
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- Because it was later than before?
- Exactly.
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If only there was a way
to go back in time
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and tell myself to
make better decisions.
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There is! A time machine!
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It's 3:00.
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- No, a time machine!
- I said it's 3:00!
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We'll use a time machine
to travel back in time
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and warn our past selves about our
financial ruin and poor health.
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Titans... Go!
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Ah! Huh?
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- Whoa, is that us?
- We appear to be the raisins.
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Oh! So cute. Come here, old me.
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They time-traveled
from the future.
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You must be here because
the future is in danger.
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What cataclysmic event must
I stop to save mankind?
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There's no cataclysm,
you big dummy.
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We're here to save
ourselves from... you!
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That's cool.
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No, it ain't. Your terrible diet has
caused us crazy health problems.
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And the reckless money spending leaves
us unable to pay for the medications.
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And I can't even get
off the toilet!
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You have to make a better
future for ourselves.
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But we don't know nothin' about
making futures, little old mama.
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That's why we're
here, you numbskull.
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To show you how to
make good decisions.
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If you don't heed our advice, there
won't be a future for you or us.
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To live a long, healthy life,
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you should eat of the
fruits and the vegetables,
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so your bodies do not
become these bodies.
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I am a bag of flesh.
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Understood. I will
fetch the maple syrup.
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No syrup, you dingbat!
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This apple here is
nature's candy.
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Speaking of apples, did I ever tell
you the story about the applecart?
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Well, this fella, he decides
he's gonna park his applecart
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in front of my house.
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If you wanna have a
root-toot-tooting future,
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- you need to set up a 401k.
- 401k?
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That sounds like a
yummy candy bar, yo.
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Oh, yeah!
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A thin wafer covered in that
good nougat and caramel,
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and then wrapped in chocolate.
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- 401k.
- No! A 401k is a retirement plan.
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All young people should start
one as soon as possible.
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Now, the best thing
about a retirement plan
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is the compound interest.
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Uh, I thought we were
talking about candy bars.
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- What's a compound interest?
- Imagine a piece of paper.
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If you fold it in half,
it is twice as thick.
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Fold it again, four times...
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Again, eight times...
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Again, 16 times...
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Again, 32 times...
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Again, 64 times...
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Now this guy's applecart
is right on my curb.
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So, I come out and
I says to him...
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I says, "Park your cart somewhere else.
"This ain't your property."
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He says to me, "I got a
permit." "A permit," he says!
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Fold that paper one last time,
and let go to the Moon.
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You means we can climb
that paper to the Moon?
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Uh, that's not what we're trying to say.
Let's start over.
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Imagine you have a
piece of paper.
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The guy refuses to move the applecart.
So, when he's not lookin',
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I run up and I break his
ankles with a pipe.
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That was a good pipe.
Good copper pipe.
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What?
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Great apples. Mmm.
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- Way better than pizza.
- Which we couldn't afford anyway,
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since we're putting so much
money into our savings.
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I think my interest just got compounded.
That is so good.
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You should be proud.
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Look how your healthy lifestyle
changes have affected us.
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Welcome to the gun show!
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- I ain't breaking no bones.
- I don't have to help him off the toilet.
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How long must we
eat of the apples?
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For the rest of your
life, you little scamp.
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- Nah, no way. I want pizza!
- And I want to buy junk.
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Sorry, no more fun. That's the
price of a long and healthy life.
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Guys, I was wrong. We're
young, and that means we
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should be making the worst
decisions of our lives.
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Yeah!
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Not so fast, youngins!
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If you won't take care of
yourselves, we'll take care of you.
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We'll see about that.
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Titans, go!
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Hot diggity dog! I got
old man strength.
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Thanks for taking such
good care of ourselves.
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I know life like this is boring.
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But if you make bad decisions
today, we won't be around later.
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That's it.
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The only way to stop us
is to make bad decisions.
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I am going to ride
my motorcycle.
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Wait, wait. That's a
very dangerous hobby.
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No!
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It's working. Titans,
endanger your futures!
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- We're gonna sit here all day.
- And watch TV, yo.
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So unhealthy!
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Hello, I would like to
order the expensive shoes
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with the colors on the bottoms.
Goodbye, the moneys!
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I will not be able to
afford the funeral.
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And my cats will leave me!
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I thought you liked
old people, dear.
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Not as much as I
like fried chicken.
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Ah! Cholesterol! Saturated fats!
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Our triglycerides are
through the roof! Oh.
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Great job, Titans. We've saved
ourselves from old age.
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Let's go live our lives
to the shortest, yo!
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Whoo!
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