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You're looking for the milk and suddenly you're in the cereal aisle

You're looking for the bread and you're suddenly in the frozen food second

Hey, what's up guys?

Good evening

Who here likes to go grocery shopping?

Me? Not so much

I hate it. It's like a battlefield in there

It's a war zone between shoppers and the employees are just collateral damage

But seriously have you ever been to a crowded grocery store?

People bumping into each other shopping carts everywhere and that one guy who won't move his car out of the way

You know one talking about the guy who's on his phone oblivious to everyone around him

Sorry, bro, did I just run over your foot?

My bad. I mean, what's with the layout of these doors?

Who arranged these aisles?

It's like a maze in there

You're looking for the milk and suddenly you're in the cereal aisle

You're looking for the bread and you're suddenly in the frozen food second

I don't know what's going on and don't even get me started on the checkout lanes

It's like a scene from a horror movie

Long lines broken conveyor belts and that one cashier who's moving at the speed of a sloth

And when you finally get to the front you realize you forgot your debit card at home

Now you're holding up a line everyone staring at you the cashier is giving you the death stare

You might as well just crawl under the conveyor belt and make your way back to your car

But the real heroes in a grocery store are the employees

They deal with all kinds of customers from the coupon clippers to the complainers and they have to know where everything is from apple cider vinegar to zucchini

I mean, pull even uses apple cider vinegar

But seriously, let's give it off for the employees

They deserve a round of applause

And finally, can we all agree that the best part of grocery shopping is the free samples?

Nothing makes me happier than walking down an aisle and seeing a little old lady with a tray full of bite-sized snacks

I feel like a king

But sometimes I've wonder why they even bother with the samples

Do people really buy cheese that tastes like feet?

Or did they not realize until after they got home?

We may never know

Well, that's all I have for you tonight

Folks

Thanks for coming out and listening to the complain about grocery stores

Until next time keep it real

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