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(DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS)

Let's go!

DAVID: Three teams of strangers... (WHOOPING)

MAN: Let's go, guys!

..dropped somewhere on the planet...

We're in the middle of the desert.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS)

Unable to see... (DRUMS THUD)

..unable to hear.

(ISLAMIC CALL TO PRAYER)

(SCREAMS)

(SINGING)

Their goal - to make it through nine countries...

(DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES)

..and win a $100,000 cash prize

and two first-class trips around the world.

Previously...

(DRUMS THUD)

..teams landed in the middle

of India's colourful and chaotic Holi Festival.

(SCREAMS)

FIONA: They know how to party, these Indians, I tell you what.

(DRAMATIC DRUM BEATS)

Sparks flew...

Oh, my god!

(DRAMATIC DRUM BEAT)

..between Saxon and Lola...

Oh, you're holding my hand now.

..but their growing feelings proved costly.

LOLA: How much is the dress? Are you good with that?

Yes. OK.

100%.

Yeah, love makes you do crazy things.

They were last to the Escape Zone.

You found me, but unfortunately, it's a little too late.

It was Saxon who was unlucky in love.

SAXON: Ohh!

(DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS)

Journey's come to an end.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC SWELLS)

(BELL TOLLS)

Tonight... WOMAN: Oh, wow! Look at that.

..from its spectacular coastline...

MAN: Beautiful! Look at that! WOMAN: Stunning!

..to the deepest, darkest corners of Thailand's southern jungle.

MAN: I heard there might be snakes.

The next adventure...starts now!

(PULSING ELECTRONIC MUSIC)

Bangkok.

(PULSING ELECTRONIC MUSIC)

A pulsating, electrifying mega city.

(ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC)

Every year, over 18 million visitors descend onto Khao San Road.

(ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC)

A dynamic cultural hub, and backpackers paradise.

(PULSING ELECTRONIC MUSIC)

Packed with some of the world's most unique and revered street food.

(PULSING ELECTRONIC MUSIC)

A city where ancient temples meet modern-day nightlife.

(ELECTRONIC WHIRRING)

(TENSE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

VOICEOVER: Drop will commence in T minus 20 seconds.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS)

(TRAFFIC ROARS)

Prepare for drop.

Ten, nine... (HORN HONKS)

..eight, seven...

..six, five,

four, three, two, one.

And we are go for the drop.

(ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC BLARES)

(LAUGHS)

# Music make you jump

# Make you jump

# Jump, jump, jump, jump... # Wow!

# Jump, jump, jump, jump... #

(LAUGHTER)

# Jump, jump, jump, jump... #

TYLEN: Don't know bugger all about Bangkok, to be honest.

Might have to just find out the hard way, I reckon.

She's party central here, proper.

# Jump, jump, jump, jump.... #

SOFIA: It's, like, pumping super loud music.

Hamish was giving me a bit of a run for my money with the dance moves.

We're both like, "Freaky, freaky! Freaky, freaky!"

(ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC)

(CHEERING AND WHOOPING)

MAN: Whoa! Oh, scorpions! Oh, my god!

Whoo! Scorpions!

Real? Yeah!

(ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC)

ADAM: Pretty hectic dance party.

It's been a while since I've had a good dance.

Could have stayed there all night, to be honest.

But there's no time for a dance party,

because these guys have gotta find me somewhere in Bangkok,

and they're waiting to receive the cryptic clue to my location.

(ELECTRONIC BEEPING)

Oh, thank god!

SOFIA: Tree?

(SOFIA READS)

(HAMISH READS)

OK, wait, so, tree on a roof? Yeah.

Wait, it could be a nightclub - could have a tree in it.

As teams try and decipher the clue, and my location...

That tree!

..a familiar face has returned to Team Gold.

I'm back, bitches!

Personal reasons meant that CK had to miss out on India...

Oh, my goodness!

..but he's back and ready to continue on this adventure.

But you know, as fate would have it,

Saxon has been taken out by chance.

So, the game is officially on when it's down to two,

because if we screw up, it's chance,

and 50% is a pretty high chance of going home.

I'm not down for that.

Banyan Tree Hotel. Heading into city centre.

It kind of fits the bill - rooftop bar with some trees on it, maybe.

To help with finding me,

teams have been given 250 Thai baht, which is about AU$10.

Let's go! OK.

Banyan Tree? OK. I think so.

If we second-guess it too much, that's what's gonna lose us time.

Let's not make that mistake.

In India, we lost because we didn't think about time.

Were you planning too much? Was that what happened?

No. Feelings got way too involved.

I'm definitely gonna miss Saxon,

but I think I've been distracted

and I let my feelings for Saxon

get ahead of, you know, my game plan and the reason I came here.

Banyan Tree. OK, let's go - let's go around.

So, now that it's only CK and I,

I just wanna focus on the competition.

I'm just laser-focused. I'm just here to win.

I really wanna come first this week.

We've had that trauma... oh, we have not come first ever!

We have not come first. That's just embarrassing, right?

Like, you know what, they all really underestimate us.

No, I love being underestimated, and that's our plan.

I do too. Let's do it.

Unfortunately for Team Navy,

they've been rocked by a sudden and unexpected turn of events...

..as teammate Tommy has had to leave the competition for personal reasons

and immediately fly back home to Melbourne to be with his family.

So, now Team Navy is down to only two members,

Sofia and Tylen.

Ty and I are distraught about it,

because we have been... the Three Musketeers

since the last country.

Tuktuk, yeah?

And we were like, "We have to do this."

We have to do it in the name of Team Navy,

and we have to do it for Tommy.

Even though they've got more than enough money

for the cost of these taxis,

Sofia is determined to save as much money as possible.

Can you take us?

Please, please, how much?

400?

Hey! Don't pull our leg!

No, no, OK, so, we're racing. We don't have much money.

Um, 100.

100?

Oh, come on, come on!

No, we don't have 250.

We can do... do you wanna do 150?

We can do 150, 150.

We're in a race right now... 150...

We've got...we've got...

Alright, let's ask someone else. Come on.

This country's known for bartering.

So, I'm like, "What would Tommy do?"

Banyan Tree House? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Great! How much?

We can do 150. No.

No? OK. Why?

Can you drop us as close as you can to there?

(BLEEP)!

It was actually very hard.

Like, finally a challenge where, like,

Tommy's true colours could have, like, really helped here,

and now he's gone!

But he lives on through us - Team Navy.

Um, 150.

(TENSE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

Oh, my god, we're just, like, dicking around.

Team Gold and Team Navy have worked out my location,

the Banyan Tree Hotel.

Maybe there's a tree in it, or something like that.

CK: Yeah, that's the banyan tree.

..and now the race is on...

..except for Team Scarlet,

who seem to have all the time in the world.

Yeah, I love Bangkok. I love it.

The weather's good, people are nice,

food's fantastic!

I'm definitely eating this way round.

I'm not missing out on the Thai food. No way in the world.

Oooh, that looks good too!

Oh, I love it!

I wanted two,

but I don't think Hamish would have been happy with that.

Yum!

Spring rolls!

(LAUGHS) Fiona's stopping for food. Hamish is hating it.

There's only so long you'll let someone do that for.

Ohh!

(TENSE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

Oh, should we get a... try a scorpion?

HAMISH: Buying the snacks has definitely slowed us down.

So, the frustration's building, for sure.

Oh, sugar cane juice!

I'm hoping to try and get her back into a bit more competitive mode.

Sugar cane juice is beautiful! You should try that, Adam.

You know, we've won the last three countries,

and we know that we can do it, work as a team.

So, I'd, ideally, like to still come first here in Thailand.

But it's not just Fiona's appetite that's slowing them down.

Like this, but big. This one, but much taller.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS)

Team Scarlet have misinterpreted the clue.

No, that's OK. Alright, thank you.

..and are literally looking for an actual tree

and not the Banyan Tree Hotel, where I'm located.

Hey, do you...we're looking for the tallest tree in Bangkok

in the centre of town.

There's a walk.

And up there?

Yep?

Thank you. Thank you. Alright, thank you so much.

So, in the park? Let's go.

(TENSE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

Tallest tree.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS)

Banyan Tree. Oh, excellent.

Amazing!

Team Gold is the first to arrive at my location

here at the Banyan Tree Hotel.

To get to the roof?

(INAUDIBLE)

Thank you so much! Thank you! Thank you so much!

Did we check that there's actually a tree up here?

(DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS)

Named after the ancient Hindu banyan tree...

(MOMENTOUS MUSIC SWELLS)

..meaning "God's shelter".

(MOMENTOUS MUSIC CONTINUES)

With 61 storeys, this luxury attraction towers 200 metres

and is located in the heart of Bangkok.

LOLA: Up here. Let's go.

Oh, wow! Look at that!

Beautiful! Stunning!

Oh, I love these views! It's very clammy, though.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC SWELLS)

Mmm! Can I have some?

Is it pad thai? Gee, it looks not too bad.

It had to be pad thai!

I mean, you can't go to Thailand and not have pad thai!

I guess you could have a spaghetti or something.

(LOLA LAUGHS)

If there is one thing better than a pad thai in Thailand,

it's being the first team to find me.

(BOTH WHOOP)

Oh, my god!

Congratulations, guys. Well done.

CK, brilliant to see you again, my friend.

Good to see you.

You just got dropped in the most chaotic place in Bangkok,

Khao San Road.

It was so intense!

Like, you know it's loud when I can't hear Lola!

(LAUGHS) It was so loud!

Here is your dossier.

Make sure you toss those two other ones off the barrier.

No, no, they have to stay with me. Alright.

It has all the information you need whilst here in Bangkok, and beyond.

I've given you 13,000 Thai baht to help cover your journey.

First, find your hotel, check in, and get some rest.

As always, if you arrive first,

you'll have the upper hand when departing tomorrow morning.

Here in Thailand, you've got a huge adventure in front of you.

You'll need to catch a flight down south to Krabi

and make your way to Khamin Cave.

Once there, you'll need to find and retrieve a traditional Thai garland

hidden inside the cave.

Remember, if you don't complete this mission,

you will face elimination.

Then, after completing this mission,

you'll need to hustle to find me at the Escape Zone,

located 160km away on the picturesque Chicken Island.

OK.

Get going...now.

OK, thank you!

(DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS)

I think Lola and I have a really good dynamic.

We're focused on the game.

There's no romance element to distract us here.

Let's see what we have to do!

I don't want to be so arrogant to say I'm the good luck charm,

but we are tracking first now that we're here, so...you know.

Check in.

The name of your hotel was what Thailand was once called until 1939.

Clue - out with the old, in with the new.

What the...yeah.

So, I wonder if 'new' is in the name, or something like that.

But it's not like it's called New Thailand now.

We'll figure it out. Let's find a tourist.

Let's do it. OK. Done.

I'll ask up here.

Hi! Hello.

Do you know what Thailand was called before 1939?

What was Thailand... Siam?

Siam? You're the only one old...

Siam?

Siam, yeah. Siam.

Is there a New Siam Hotel?

Yes?

How do you spell that? How do you write that?

Could you write that name?

Is it S-I...

OK. Taxi?

Thank you. Thank you so much!

Thank you so much, guys! We appreciate it Thank you!

Let's go!

SOFIA: Banyan Tree House.

Just two. TYLEN: Two.

How much?

Oh, no!

No, no!

We've only...180? 180?

Please, mate, please!

Like, we really... we really need it.

OK, OK. BOTH: Thank you!

Thank you, thank you.

You are our angel. Thank you!

Banyan Tree Hotel, yeah, yeah, yeah.

There we go. (CROSSING SIGNAL BEEPS)

Mate, slow down!

Yeah, look - that tree is on top, eh?

Yeah! Is it?

Actually, no, I don't think it is. Is it?

DAVID: With Team Scarlet on foot

and still searching for a literal, actual tree...

Oh, these trees are nice. Where?

Down there with all the lights on them.

Oh! Oh!

There's Team Scarlet! (LAUGHS)

Team Scarlet's back there.

Team Navy is charging ahead

and well on their way to claim second spot.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS)

(ENGINE TURNS OVER)

SOFIA: What do you mean "can not"?

(GASPS) Don't.

(ENGINE TURNS OVER) Did your car break?

Oh, god. Turn...no, no, no. Not now.

(ENGINE TURNS OVER)

Taxi?

Oh, his car's broken.

Really?!

Oh! TYLEN: You're shitting me.

No. Absolutely not.

No! No!

Not now, my boy. No!

(DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS)

OK, Ty, just get out and start flagging taxis.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC SWELLS)

Cab, cab, cab, cab...oh!

Still to come...

LOLA: Ready? Ahh!

(LAUGHTER)

..spectacular crystal clear waters.

It's so beautiful! CK: Absolutely stunning.

And from India's rats...

(DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS)

(WOMAN EXCLAIMS)

..to Thailand's bats. Arggh!

(DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS)

This unforgettable Thailand adventure...

Giddy up!

..leads to one team's... (GROANS)

..ultimate nightmare.

HAMISH: Did you take the dossier? No. You had it.

Don't tell me you've lost it. Ohh!

You've got to be taking the piss.

(DYNAMIC INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

(ENGINE TURNS OVER)

SOFIA: His car's broken.

Really?!

(DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS)

Oh! TYLEN: You're shitting me.

No. Absolutely not.

In a race to find me at the secret location,

Team Navy was sitting in second place,

but with a broken-down taxi...

OK, Ty, just get out and start flagging taxis.

..they are now in danger of coming in last.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC SWELLS)

Cab, cab, cab, cab...oh!

What are the chances that the taxi we get into breaks down?

(SOFIA GROANS)

LOLA: Let's go!

With Team Gold being the first to have found me

at the Banyan Tree Hotel,

they are firmly in the lead with their Thailand dossier in hand

as they begin the search for their hotel check-in.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS)

As for Team Scarlet...

Oh, look at that - that's gorgeous.

Down there - look at all these trees lit up.

..they've been on a wild goose chase...

And he was saying that these are the tallest trees.

OK. Yeah.

Like, the species.

..having misunderstood the clue as to where to find me.

(JAUNTY INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

On the roof, you'll find me.

Like, I think if he's on the roof, it definitely won't be here.

Oh, dear!

We're going the wrong way.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS)

Oh, this is gonna be a long night.

Team Scarlet usually works really efficiently and well,

but I think we took the clue a little bit too literally,

looking for a tall tree.

ADAM: I think we're a fair way off track, though.

Yep!

Usually I'm pretty clear-headed and go, go, go,

but here in Bangkok, I'm feeling exhausted.

The brain's a bit cloudy.

With time against them,

Team Scarlet have popped into a convenience store

to ask the locals for help on where to go.

Oh, yeah, look - it's overlooking down.

OK, OK... Thank you!

Thank you, thank you. Thank you very much!

Thank you so much.

Taxi!

One of the hotels is called the Banyan Tree,

and it's one of the tallest in Bangkok.

So, potentially, that's it,

otherwise we'll be in a lot of strife.

Alright, just do it. If we're screwed, we're screwed, I guess.

Alright... do you wanna close the door?

Well, I want money for food.

(TENSE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

SOFIA: Taxi?

20 minutes after their taxi broke down,

Team Navy are still trying to flag transportation

to the Banyan Tree Hotel.

Hi! We need to go to Banyan Tree House.

Can you do it for 70?

We don't have much money. Please!

Is that OK? Yeah! TYLEN: Please, please!

Yes? OK, he's gonna do it.

We just wasted so much time!

If it's not the Banyan Tree House,

we're freaking screwed!

Statistically, with how many cabs we're catching,

that was bound to happen,

yep, in one of them, to one of them.

It happened in Thailand.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS)

With the race underway to my location,

the battle is on

between Team Navy and Team Scarlet

to claim second place.

It's neck and neck, and it's anyone's game.

(SLURPS)

FIONA: Look at this view!

Team Scarlet, come on up! (THUNDER CRACKS)

We got the right place.

(LAUGHTER)

Yeah, you got the right place,

but unfortunately, you're not in first place.

Team Gold blew through here about 20 minutes ago,

and I know you're used to being first,

so you guys are gonna have to hustle if you wanna get back on top.

Wait, does that mean we're second?

Well...

How has that happened? Well done, guys.

Are you surprised about that? Yes.

ADAM: Yes, extremely. Definitely.

That's the slowest we've ever gone. Yep.

Alright, here in Thailand, you must complete one mission.

You'll need to catch a flight down south to Krabi...

Oh, wow!

..and make your way to Khamin Cave.

Once there, you'll need to find and retrieve

a traditional Thai garland hidden inside the cave.

Cool!

After completing your mission,

you need to hustle to find me at the Escape Zone,

but for now, find your hotel, check in,

and as always, if you arrive first,

you'll have the upper hand when departing tomorrow.

Yep.

You got another team hot on your heels.

Yep. Team Navy.

Thank you! Thanks. Come on, guys. Let's go!

Let's get to the hotel. See you at the Escape Zone.

I hope so.

Can we go to the rooftop bar?

Thank you! Thank you, thank you.

"The name of your hotel is what Thailand was once called"

"until 1939."

SOFIA: Sorry, mate. Can I borrow him for a second?

What level is the rooftop bar?

Rooftop:

Ahh! TYLEN: Thank you.

We saw Scarlet on the way!

That means they're just in front of us.

So, yeah! (LAUGHS)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC SWELLS)

Hello, hello, hello!

Team Navy! Yay!

Unfortunately, you're the last team to arrive.

Oh!

So, you're gonna hustle and get back in this, right?

Bloody oath, mate. Mmm.

Now, Sofia and Tylen,

I know the two of you are hurting at the moment

because you've lost a fellow teammate.

Unfortunately, Tommy has had to leave the competition

due to a family emergency.

Obviously a big shock to everyone.

It's all just happened in the last 24 hours.

Tommy, before he left yesterday,

gave us both a big hug and said,

"One of you has to win this,"

and I think that's definitely ignited that flame

a little bit more, to say the least.

So, definitely doing it in Tommy's legacy.

Well, we know how much he wanted it, right?

So, I'm sure the two of you are gonna fight to win this leg

and make Tommy proud.

Certainly will. Bloody oath.

Good. Alright, guys, well, here is your dossier.

It has all the information you need to get you to the end.

Go, go, go! Get to it! Let's go! Thank you!

(DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS)

Our teams must now find their check-in location,

a hotel named after what Thailand was once called until 1939.

Their clue - "out with the old, in with the new."

LOLA: So, New Siam.

New Siam Riverside. Yep, yep, yep.

Push, push, push.

Um... Hello. Check-in?

For CK and Lola.

So, we message DG.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC SWELLS AND SILENCES)

I think this is the wrong one. (BLEEP)!

(TENSE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

"Out with the old, in with the new."

It's New Siam!

We are in the New Siam.

What? There's more?

Where's another one? Is there another one close?

It's New Siam Hotel?

Why on earth...

..are there five New Siam Hotels?

(DOGS BARK)

Mm-hm. Yep.

They must have this issue often,

because he's got this pre-prepared map, which...

(DOG BARKS) Oh, my god. How many are there?

Well, there's as many New Siam Hotels as there are dogs -

absolutely everywhere.

OK. So, the four dots.

Let's just go for a walk. OK. Thank you.

OK. Thank you so much. Thank you.

Alright, let's just go and find them.

I'm so concerned.

We found out there's five of the Siam News,

and now we're going around a city that we don't know.

I'm thinking, "Oh, my gosh, we've full lost our head start."

New Siam Hotel, New Siam Hotel.

At another New Siam Hotel, and trying their luck,

is Team Scarlet.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS)

FIONA: You haven't got any guests arriving today - three?

Fiona, Hamish, Adam.

Is there another New Siam Hotel?

New Siam Palace. Where is that? Palace?

ADAM: It's not this one? HAMISH: Yep.

Oh, god. Yeah, I know.

Oh, this is hectic! Mmm.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS)

There was a lot of New Siam Hotels.

Um, too many, to be honest.

Once you clock over four Siams,

you're in Siam trouble, you know what I mean?

Like, it is...bad.

Ahh, (BLEEP)!

(DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS)

As the search for the correct New Siam Hotel continues...

..Team Gold's lead hangs by a thread.

Ohh! Can't believe there's multiple.

That's a real killer.

Yeah, 'cause it's a whole area. (LAUGHS)

Oh, that was just so rude.

That's not it, is it?

No? No, that's Riva Surya.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS)

This is killing me.

It's never been so hard to find a hotel.

There's New Siam II. Oh, let's try New Siam II!

Should we just try? Let's try over the road.

Oh!

(DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS)

Hi! Can we check in for CK and Lola?

Oh, my...! (GASPS) Thank you so much!

Oh, hang on, hang on!

"Congratulations. You are the first team to check in.

"That means, tomorrow, you will be the first team to check out."

We're still the first team! Oh, my god!

(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC SWELLS)

It was a rough night.

Far out!

HAMISH: Uh-oh.

Look who just rolled in.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS)

SOFIA: Sup!

For Team Navy, the good news is

they've finally caught up with Team Scarlet.

They've just completely ignored us. They've ignored us.

We've got no idea.

The bad news is they're both at the wrong hotel.

Goddamnit! Arggh!

(WHISTLING)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS)

Alright, New Siam Place Ville Hotel.

Yes, yes!

Alright, we go, we go, we go! TYLEN: Go, go, go, go.

Go! Yeah, we're in a race. Yeah, we're in a rush. Yeah, yeah.

If we just got that straight away, we would have beat them.

Arggh! Damn!

Like, how many goddamn New Siams do you wanna have in one city

and so damn close together?

(DRAMATIC MUSIC SWELLS)

Yes! Please!

Hello! Do you have a booking for Sofia and Tylen?

Yeah, for tonight. Sofia and Tylen.

No? Not for tonight?

Cool. Thank you!

Oh, yeah. Here we go.

Ahem. Act cool.

Hey. How did she get here?

(TENSE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

Ily! Love you too.

No, she might have to go back.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS)

(GASPS)

Tylen, let's go!

(DRAMATIC MUSIC SWELLS)

We're going, Ty!

It's not it! This is not it! Go, go, go, go, go!

They're trying to check in. Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Let's go, let's go! Let's go! Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

DAVID: Our three teams have been dropped into Bangkok, Thailand.

All teams have found me and collected their dossiers

directing them to their check-in destination.

Let's just try this one.

Team Gold was the first one to find the correct hotel,

New Siam II, and check in.

Oh, my god!

So, they will be the first to depart in the morning.

(TENSE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

But Team Navy and Team Scarlet are struggling

to find the correct hotel...

FIONA: Hey, how did she get here?

..and once again have arrived at the wrong location.

Ily! Love you too.

FIONA: This isn't it.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS)

TYLEN: Right, let's go.

Let's go, let's go! Let's go! Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

No, they're not. That's not them. Don't!

Oh, that one...their taxi dude left.

(LAUGHS) Oi! Please.

(LAUGHS)

We're leaving Scarlet in our dust!

They're not allowed to come first four times in a row.

Absolutely not.

(TENSE ELECTRONIC MUSIC)

I worked in business for seven years,

and I was a (BLEEP) boss bitch.

(LAUGHS)

(GRUNTS)

When I was 18, I started my career in real estate,

and I started winning awards.

I won state awards, EEO awards, and I was on my grind,

and I was loving it!

But it wasn't till I hit about 25

that I realised it wasn't what I wanted after all.

I was not happy, so I sold my home,

and shortly after that, I bought a campervan to travel Australia.

So, this is my humble abode.

This is where all the magic happens.

I feel like people underestimate me a little bit

because they see me out in this, like, hippy-dippy life

and they're like...

..they think that it's a little bit airy-fairy

or that I can be a little bit airy-fairy,

but I have got a whole lot of fierceness behind me.

I'm just not a quitter!

I'm not a quitter, and every time I push a limit for myself,

it's almost like I raise the bar,

and I raise the bar higher and higher and higher.

Stop. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!

Hold on.

Excuse me!

Hello! English?

I'm looking for, um...New Siam Hotel.

TYLEN: Oh, Sofe! New Siam Hotel?

Sofe, Sofe, Sofe? Just there! What? What?

New Siam II.

Let's go, let's go! Sorry! Never mind! (LAUGHS) Thank you.

After several missteps,

Team Navy have finally found the correct New Siam Hotel...

(LAUGHS)

..and are checking in 17 minutes after Team Gold's arrival.

Nice!

But languishing in last place, and on foot -

and some 2km away -

is Team Scarlet.

FIONA: Do we know it's left? ADAM: Yep.

(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS) Jeez!

(PLAYFUL CHORAL MUSIC)

Come on. Shut up! Shut up.

Don't annoy me, Adam. I'm not!

I swear, don't even tease.

I'm not, but - that's the thing... Don't!

(LAUGHS) I'm not!

HAMISH: I think the team morale is quite low.

To be honest with you, we didn't even look at the dossier.

We just saw the hotel and said, "We need to get checked in."

You take one wrong turn...

(DOGS BARK)

..that could be it.

Shit. Oh, my god! Holy-moly!

FIONA: Oh, shit! Here we go!

OK. Arggh!

Yeah, go, come through, Adam.

(DOGS BARK)

Oh, my goodness.

ADAM: Hopefully this is the worst night.

(DOGS BARK)

It can only get easier from here, I'd say.

Oh, you've gotta be joking me.

I know where I went wrong.

We were meant to take the first right.

(BLEEP)!

Oh, this is just taking the mickey, isn't it?

(SIGHS)

New Siam II Guesthouse.

20 metres. This way, yep. I didn't see those arrows.

I'm sorry. That's on me.

We've had a horrible night.

Hamish is getting a lot of stuff wrong.

He led us in the wrong direction.

So, we're sitting in last place.

Oh, yeah, this looks nice and safe.

Yes, this is, what...

ADAM:

We stuffed up.

We're checking in.

We weren't on tonight.

We found the New Siam II at 3AM in the morning.

We rolled in last.

Not happy about that at all!

Alright, let's go to our room.

We need to do better in the morning.

(MOMENTOUS MUSIC BUILDS)

It's a brand-new day in Bangkok,

and the first team to leave the hotel and head to the airport

is Team Gold.

OK, let's get a taxi. Yep.

17 minutes behind them in second place is Team Navy.

SOFIA: Suvarna...bhumi Airport. TYLEN: Airport.

Today our three teams must go to the airport

and catch an 800km flight down south to Krabi.

Once here, teams must make their way to the world famous Khamin Cave,

where they'll have to venture deep into the cave

and find a garland to bring with them into the Escape Zone,

located on Koh Kai Island.

(DRAMATIC DRUM RHYTHMS)

LOLA: OK, let's go!

Entrance one or two, and find the quickest flight to Krabi.

Having arrived at the airport,

both Teams Gold and Team Navy

are ready to catch a flight to Krabi...

(SOFIA SPEAKS THAI) Thanks, mate.

..but departing in last place...

FIONA: Let's see how far it is first.

..and about 53 minutes behind is Team Scarlet.

We're flying to Krabi.

..who are struggling to hail a taxi to the airport

to catch their 2:15 flight to Krabi,

and the boarding gate closes in 50 minutes.

ADAM: A few taxis have been coming down this road.

FIONA: Yeah, and they're turning there.

So, let's go over there, I reckon.

What, that...where the bus stop is? Yeah.

Wait, yep. Yes. HAMISH: Did you take the dossier?

No. You had it.

Do you think you'd let that out of your clutches?

ADAM: Oh, my god.

(TENSE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

Have a look in your bag. Yeah, I will.

Yeah, you've been fiddling around with your bag a bit.

Oh, that's been open!

Don't tell me you've lost it. Ohh...

You've got to be taking the piss.

It's gotta be a joke.

There's no way he could have lost this dossier.

Like, the worst thing you can possibly do on this competition

is lose the dossier.

Check your pockets.

I haven't touched it, mate! I haven't touched the dossier.

Oh, my god...

And you wouldn't let it out of your clutches!

With responsibility comes power,

and he might have just lost our power.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC SWELLS)

DAVID: Stuck in last place,

Team Scarlet's fortunes have gone from bad to worse

with Hamish losing the dossier

that holds all the info they need to navigate around Thailand.

It's a half-hour taxi ride to the airport

and their boarding gate closes in less than 50 minutes.

ADAM: I've never seen Hamish this flustered.

He's panicking, His face has gone red.

More red than his hair. He's actually freaking.

Check your pockets.

I haven't touched it, mate. I haven't touched the dossier.

Oh, my god. That'd be right, wouldn't it?

And you wouldn't let it out of your clutches.

ADAM: Hamish is the only person who holds that dossier.

For me to have it,

the last person in the team to touch that thing,

there's no chance in hell I've got it.

I don't know what's going on.

You crack me up. Come on, guys. Let's just go.

I know.

Oh, there it is. Oh!

(LAUGHS)

Oh, that would've been instant chop, wouldn't it?

Blaming me?

You don't let it out of your hands.

"Can you guys just check you haven't touched it?"

Oh, my bad, guys. Sorry about that one.

That was a bit of stress, wasn't it? You...

Do you want to have it? I'm clearly still not in the right head frame.

No, you...

..are hopeless.

I like Hamish but I'm really peed off.

Hamish dropped the dossier,

tried to blame me for having it.

I can't get my hand on it to lose it.

He is in full control of everything.

Oh, here's a taxi, here's a taxi.

There you go.

Taxi!

DAVID: Thanks to their street-smart taxi driver,

Team Scarlet have made it to the airport in the nick of time,

joining Team Gold and Team Navy on the same 2:15 flight to Krabi

where their mission will restart tomorrow

in their order of arrival at the airport.

Located about 800 Ks from the capital, Bangkok,

and surrounded by crystal-clear water and pristine beaches,

Krabi is home to the breathtaking Tiger Cave Temple,

some 1,260 steps above sea level,

making this icon quite literally a temple in the sky.

But that's not where our three teams are headed for today's mission.

Quite the opposite.

Their adventure will lead them to the depths of total darkness

at the world-famous Khamin Cave

where they'll have to retrieve a garland

and bring it to me in the escape zone

some three hours away

on Ko Kai Island.

It's a new day

and our three teams have now arrived in Krabi's picturesque capital.

Formally the site of an elephant stable

for the Siamese emperor,

it is now a bustling resort town with 30,000 people,

nestled in a bay in the Andaman Sea.

Alright, plan for today.

We were planning to take a taxi to Khamin Cave.

DAVID: As Team Gold were the first team to arrive at the airport,

they're the first team to get going for today's mission.

Morning. Hi!

Hello.

Is there any chance you could call us a taxi?

For the vans? The what? Van?

Van. Van?

Yeah, can we get one?

Yeah, we want as... Yeah, we want it really quick.

As fast as we can. Yes, please. Thank you.

Sure. This one.

Khamin Cave, Tai Rom Yen National Park

in Surat...

Yeah?

We should definitely tell her not to allow another team to book one.

Not a bad decision.

I reckon a bit of dollar-dollar would help her.

Not a bad decision.

The strategy is definitely to, you know,

work against other teams

since if Lola and I come last,

it's a 50% chance one of us goes home.

For all of it? For all of it?

Yes, now. Yes, yes. Perfect.

OK, how long? Do you know?

Not long. OK.

Can we also give you some money?

'Cause there are other teams coming

and we don't want them to be able to call this guy.

(LAUGHS)

So, we give you some money not to help them.

Please? Please?

Please?

Please?

Do you reckon just butt straight in?

No English. OK.

Thank you. Thank you.

Morning, folks. Hi, guys.

Morning. Just going to grab a snackeroo.

How are ya? Not too shabby.

Do they talk English? Not really.

Oh. Oh, that sucks.

Good morning.

How are you?

Are you good?

So... Alright.

Can we borrow your phone, please?

Can we borrow your phone?

Don't worry about what they said. Don't worry about what they said.

You're never going to see them again in your life.

Don't worry about them.

You'll also never see them again, just so you know.

Bye! You'll never see them again either.

Guys, that's really rude. Don't be rude.

CK. Hot, is it?

Yeah, it's really hot. Yeah, it's a bit hot, eh?

I'm from Melbourne, you know? Melbourne, Melbourne!

Absolutely melting.

Alright, have a lovely day.

Have a great day.

Don't worry about us.

Bye.

Solid work, team.

Team Gold being a little sneaky this morning.

I don't know if they paid that lady or what.

But, like, getting her on their side and being like, "No, no, no."

I'll show you, mate.

Thank you so much. Thank you.

There'll be one more team that's going to come up.

Please don't help them. Red.

Thank you so much. Thank you. We'll be right back.

DAVID: Not leaving anything to chance,

Team Gold have decided to book yet another taxi for themselves

just in case.

So, they'll jump into whichever of the two cars arrives first.

Hello.

Is there any chance you could call us a taxi?

Do you have English?

Yes, we want to go to Khamin Cave and then to...

How much?

Yep, could you come right now?

OK, amazing. Thank you.

Wait here? Thank you.

Amazing.

Shall we ask that lady how she's going on her one?

Yeah, let's just go see how she's going.

CK: The strategy today is about getting taxis

and making sure that no other team can get one.

We've never come first and I think it would just be so sweet

if we did it in a dirty way. (LIFT BELL RINGS)

In my day-to-day, I work as a senior strategy manager.

What does a senior strategy manager do?

Well, if I had to explain it to someone who's five,

I would say, a strategy manager

is trying to figure out how to beat your competitors.

Simple as that.

I think people always underestimate me.

I've never been the tallest, strongest,

often am confused for much a junior position,

you know, "Are you a new intern?"

It's like, "No, I'm actually here."

"I'm actually leading the meeting, so..."

I think I'm quite direct.

I've got very low patience.

I can be a little bit blunt.

Maybe that comes off as a bit savage.

Who knows?

It is what it is. So, sorry.

DAVID: With Team Gold's plan in motion,

our other two teams must now figure out

how they will get to Khamin Caves.

Where can I get a taxi?

A taxi?

Yeah.

We have to go to Khamin Cave in Tai Rom Yen.

Oh, OK.

Um, bad news.

He said an hour and a half is the earliest.

DAVID: And sure enough,

Team Scarlet and Team Navy are struggling to book a taxi.

Is there taxis around here?

Bus?

Tuk-tuk?

Nothing?

If people need to leave, how do they leave?

DAVID: But with Team Gold securing not one but two cabs,

they're now in a position of power...

Do you reckon we can... I just don't want Navy to get it

every time.

That's a good idea.

..and are devising a plan

to strike a deal with the last-placed, Team Scarlet.

We have an offer to make you guys.

Oh, OK. Oh, here we go. So, scoot over.

We've got a taxi coming from here.

We've also booked one

from over around behind where Navy is for 30 minutes.

However, we were, as soon as this one was going to come,

cancel that one over there,

but if you guys are willing to pay us some money...

..we'd be willing to let it just come

and, say, give it to you guys.

I mean, it's a good deal

'cause our driver said he wouldn't be here

for, like, an hour and a half.

So, that's a bit of time.

400 baht?

You get an hour lead on that team.

Yeah, I reckon... I reckon that's probably not a bad idea.

CK: It's an illusion of helping.

But it will make Scarlet a bit poorer,

especially since they've got three people,

so everything will cost a little bit more.

Impair Navy by not giving them the fastest transport.

You know, that's two birds, one stone.

FIONA: There you go.

CK: Thank you so much. Good luck, guys.

Thanks for that. Yeah, good luck! See you guys on the finish line.

I'm playing so dirty. I don't care. I'm here to win.

Is this the one? Is this it?

Amazing! Hi!

See youse! Thanks!

Oh, I don't know, man.

Getting fishy on CK big time.

Let's go, let's go.

Yes!

If someone does me dirty like that, I'm coming for him.

DAVID: In Krabi, the race is on to get to the Khamin Cave...

Tai Rom Yen National Park.

..and Team Gold have booked two taxis to take them there.

Get him to come here soon, now.

DAVID: They will jump into whichever taxi arrives at first.

FIONA: There you go.

DAVID: The taxi that arrives second

has just been sold off to Team Scarlet...

Yeah, good luck! See you guys on the finish line.

Getting fishy on CK big-time.

If someone does me dirty like that, I'm coming for him.

LOLA: Is this the one?

..and now, Team Gold is in the lead, heading to Khamin Cave.

CK: We've got a little bit of buffer now to play.

That's it. Yeah.

I don't know how much dirtier I can play,

so if we can't get first playing like this,

then it's gonna be really awkward.

DAVID: Today's mission is to travel two and a half hours north of Krabi

to find a traditional garland hidden deep within the Khamin Cave

and bring it back to me, three hours away at the escape zone.

(ETHEREAL MUSIC)

DAVID: Hidden inside a spectacular

420 square kilometre national park...

..this limestone cave

is filled with ancient stalactites and stalagmites.

But despite its natural beauty,

the Khamin Cave is most famous for one thing and one thing only.

(BATS CHATTERING)

The smell of guano,

which is basically bat faeces.

Oh, is that a taxi? Is that a taxi? Is that a taxi? Is that a taxi?

Is that a taxi? DAVID: Back in the town of Krabi,

the taxi for second-placed Team Navy has just arrived

and Team Scarlet's taxi...

Fiona!

Giddy-up!

..is about six minutes away.

LOLA: OK. Let's go.

I like that I haven't seen another team show up yet.

That makes me optimistic and positive.

Oh, my gosh.

I heard there might be snakes.

Oh, god. I'm not good with snakes.

Are you not good with snakes? I'm the biggest snake here though.

(LAUGHS)

DAVID: Team Gold must now retrieve the hidden garland.

Oh, my gosh.

Wow, look how deep that goes. Wow!

This is a massive cave.

There's two different ways we could go.

Yeah, I think let's head this way.

(SPOOKY SOUNDTRACK)

The only thing is, the further you go in,

the darker it is and the harder it seems to be P

to find, like, colour.

That's the thing. I'm like, "Oh, I'm going to miss it."

Smells pretty intense in here.

(TENSE MUSICAL STAB)

Careful. I think it gets slippery here. There's some residue.

OK.

Oh, my gosh! Look. Where?

Over there.

I think it's like an animal bones.

It's pretty eerie in the cave.

It's got like a damp feeling.

(BATS CHIRPING)

It's just like every sensation's on fire.

(TENSE SOUNDTRACK)

Do you hear those bats? Are they bats?

(TENSE SOUNDTRACK)

Oh, my god! That's a bad boy.

We really have two watch out.

(UPBEAT TENSE SOUNDTRACK)

I'm really worried that we don't have a map or anything.

We're getting, like, in the national park now.

There'll be signs, dude.

Oh, told ya.

(LAUGHS)

Hello.

We need to go to Khamin Cave.

Is that up here?

Oh.

DAVID: Team Navy have arrived at the right national park,

but they're at the wrong entrance.

In fact, they are 25 km from where the cave is located.

So, they need to head back to the main road

and find the correct gate.

You tell him how to take us there?

You tell him? Great.

Hopefully, the other teams go the wrong way.

But if they're in the right place, well, yeah, we're well behind.

Don't stress. Everyone else would have done the exact same thing.

(FIONA YAWNS)

Is that Navy?

HAMISH: I think they're done.

What do you mean they're done?

Are they in that car? Yeah.

Yeah, it's just the two of them.

Oh, oh, oh! Dude, dude, dude.

There's Team Scarlet!

They're not turning around. Yes!

(LAUGHTER)

Suckers! Whoo!

They just keep going the wrong direction.

You beauty, we go back the other way. How good.

ADAM: Why does that taxi face the other way?

FIONA: Yeah. They're probably already done.

There's Scarlet. Scarlet just kept driving.

I told you! I told you they were going to come here

because anyone P oh, my god.

Anyone would just put in the national park.

But I'm such an idiot.

Like, I, of all people, know that national parks are massive

and there's so many entry points, like, everywhere.

I'm actually really angry that I didn't think to be like,

"OK, what part of the national park?" But anyways!

25 km away. Here we come.

It's fine.

So, Khamin Cave?

That way for the cave? Thank you, thank you.

Alright, up and around.

DAVID: 25 km away from the correct gate

and against their better judgement...

So, up this way?

..Team Scarlet have persisted with their search of Khamin Cave

from the wrong entrance point.

Where's the cave?

I don't know. It doesn't have it on there.

"Take a walk into the darkness."

"Find it in Khamin Cave in Tai Rom Yen National Park"

They said it's up this way.

I reckon we just go for it.

ADAM: I don't know where Hamish's head's at.

We've seen Navy hopping in a car and driving back out

and I think Navy's figured out we're in the wrong spot.

So, I'm just worried that we're going in the wrong direction.

Hello.

The cave?

How far?

At the waterfall?

The cave's at the waterfall?

Perfect. Thank you.

Alright. Well, we're going the right way.

DAVID: Trusting their broken communication with the locals

and already 25 km away from where they need to be,

Team Scarlet descend further into the rainforest,

heading in the wrong direction.

Oh, dude!

DAVID: After realising they had driven

to the wrong entrance of the national park,

Team Navy have gotten themselves back on track...

Wow!

..and have arrived at Khamin Cave in second place

to complete their mission

to find a traditional Thai garland hidden in the cave.

Keep your eye out for that garland, yeah? Oh!

Garland? What do you reckon? Right or left?

I reckon just around with the arrow. Let's go.

You reckon? Yeah.

That's probably a smart idea, eh?

(BATS CHATTERING)

Oh, hear that?

(GASPS) What?

Hear the bats? Hear the bats?

Oh, my god. Bats? Shh, shh, shh.

(BATS CHIRPING)

Oh, yuck!

(WHISPERS) Don't startle them.

Well, don't put the light on them then.

No, you're loud-arse voice.

(GASPS)

Oh! It's on there. Swear to god.

Swear to god. Get out of here. Go. Swear to god.

(TENSE SOUNDTRACK)

That's bat shit.

(TENSE SOUNDTRACK)

Oh, there. What?

Straight up. There.

Oh!

(BATS CHATTERING)

No, they're so... Oh!

DAVID: Our teams are on a mission to traverse the eerie Khamin Cave...

LOLA: Come on, garland. Come for me, garland.

..in search of a hidden garland,

which they must retrieve to complete their mission.

Oh!

No, they're so P oh!

Oh!

DAVID: Teams Gold and Navy are in the lead.

SOFIA: Bat central.

OK. Seriously, I've had enough.

CK: Oh, wow! LOLA: Whoa!

I really think we've got to get out of here.

We've got to get out of here.

Oh, oh. CK, CK.

Oh!

Oh, my gosh. Good fun.

There we go. OK. We've got that.

We have to take it to DG. Let's get back out.

Let's move.

SOFIA: Don't they carry, like, malaria?

TYLEN: Yeah, don't let 'em bite you.

Tylen... What?

Just remember, you're a guest in their house.

(BATS CHATTERING)

Stop it.

(TENSE SOUNDTRACK)

Where is this garland, dude?

It's been that long. Oh, as if?

No. Well, I definitely scoped the other places.

Oh, here! There!

(LAUGHS)

Get it, Tylen!

Yeah! (LAUGHS) Put it on, put it on, put it on.

(LAUGHS)

Put it on.

OK. Happy days.

Let's get out.

DAVID: Team Gold and Team Navy

have successfully completed their mission

and they are now in a neck-and-neck race

to find me at the escape zone, 160 km away.

SOFIA: We go Ao Nang Beach.

DAVID: For this leg of the adventure,

the escape zone is located here,

on the breathtaking island of Ko Kai.

The locals call it Chicken Island

because of this incredible rock formation,

which resembles a chicken head.

Located over 115 km south of Khamin Cave,

our teams must race

to Ao Nang Beach.

There they'll need to board

traditional longtail boats

and sail 30 minutes across the Andaman Sea

to meet me at the escape zone on the island of Ko Kai

and present me with their garlands.

The last team to reach me...

(APPLE CRUNCHES)

..will face elimination.

FIONA: (YAWNS) I'll chillax.

DAVID: Team Scarlet is in dead last.

They are over 40 km from where they need to be

and are wandering deeper into the forest

in the wrong direction.

Being led by Hamish, he's relying on the directions from the locals.

You guys know a cave?

DAVID: But the language barrier has led them on a wild goose chase.

Hamish, let it go!

Not in a million years do they know what Hamish is talking about.

They're virtually just saying, "Yes."

"Yes, yeah, yeah", nodding, "Yeah",

and then pointing and they're, "Oh..."

It's a whole game of charades at this point.

The cave's that way?

Where? Where?

The cave.

If this is the cave, I'll do a nudie run

because they weren't convincing at all.

Do you have a phone? Can we do translate?

No internet?

But a... So, the cave...

Alright.

ADAM: I'm happy to follow Hamish

because we'll live and die by his actions there,

so I'm not getting no blame.

FIONA: You've done it again.

DAVID: The race to the escape zone is on

between Team Gold and Team Navy.

Hi. Yes, we need to go right now.

Speedboat? Do you do speedboat?

No, longtail boat.

Only longtail?

We're only going to Chicken Island. That's all.

The head. The head of the island. Only Chicken Island.

DAVID: All that stands in the way of victory

is a 30-minute boat ride across the sea

to the island of Ko Kai

where I'll be waiting to retrieve my garland.

Do you want to be Rose or Jack?

I'll be Rose. (LAUGHS)

Ready, ready?

Ah!

(LAUGHTER)

This is incredible stuff.

This is nuts. Look at that. Wow!

To Chicken Head Island, we go!

Is this amazing or what?

It is so beautiful. Absolutely stunning.

Absolutely stunning.

And the sun's out, the water is crystal blue.

You could not have got a better day.

Ooh.

Hey, do you P is the cave, Karin Cave?

FIONA: Where's the cave?

We obviously went to the wrong entrance to the national park

and we set on a trek going to the waterfall,

thinking the cave may have been at the end.

It wasn't.

Can I have a look up there?

No. No.

No, there's no chance.

Yeah.

It looks like a pass. It hasn't even got a sign.

(MUSIC SWELLS)

(CHEERING)

Team Gold! Is it him?

Team Gold!

Yes! Let's go!

Can we jump off? Don't be shy!

Whoa! Oh, shit!

There you go, Lol.

(LAUGHS)

Let's go, let's go! Let's go.

Bring it in, bring it in.

Take a little dip, Lola?

(LAUGHTER)

Alright, Team Gold,

you're the first team to arrive.

(CHEERING) Yeah, we did it!

Oh, my god!

Yes!

You can get a hug. Well done!

Thank you. Bring it in!

I think we really needed this.

Lola and I really needed to know that we can actually come first

so that we are, you know, really competitors in this game.

DAVID: Is this from the Khamin Cave?

LOLA: It surely is. Thank you so much.

Winners definitely are grinners.

I am so stoked with today.

Well, escape vehicle behind me there.

Hop on in and I will see you in the next country.

Wherever that might be.

Vamonos! Thank you so much!

Thank you. Let's go.

Great job, guys. Well done.

Thank you so much. Thank you.

Well done.

Oh, (BLEEP) off.

Ah!

Ooh!

Oh, god!

We love to see you, DG! Come here! Bring it in!

I love to see you too! (LAUGHS)

You beauty!

Now, Team Navy,

you are the second team to arrive,

which means neither of you will be going home today.

(CHEERING AND LAUGHTER)

Team Navy!

Come second, baby.

No better feeling. We're not last.

Your escape vehicle is over there.

Jump in the boat and I'll see you in the next country.

Well done. Thanks, DG.

Get to it. Thanks, mate!

Thank you, DG! (LAUGHTER)

Bye-bye!

(BLOWING KISSES)

(TENSE SOUNDTRACK)

ADAM: Thank you.

HAMISH: Thank you. Alright.

Thank you.

Thank you. Oh, that's nice.

Alright, let's get up into it.

Let's go Tourist Information Centre. Yeah.

(WATCH BEEPING) Ooh!

Hey?

We're obviously too slow today.

Sorry. That's OK. Sorry. Thank you.

We can't do it. We're not allowed to. Thank you.

We can't go. We have to go. We have to go.

That's rough.

Our race just ended.

(BLEEP)

I think that's a bit worse than coming last

'cause you're just not good enough to even finish the race,

so yeah, it feels a bit like a failure.

Team Scarlet's winning streak is over.

(WATCH BEEPING) HAMISH: Ooh!

DAVID: Unfortunately, Team Scarlet

have failed to complete their Thailand mission.

They must head to Krabi to face elimination.

HAMISH: The elimination will be a hard pill to swallow.

I think it's going to come down to what the team dynamic is.

If they've already decided me,

there's no point getting too much in it,

so if I ask Adam and he says, "Hamish" and Fiona says, "Hamish",

there's nothing I can do.

Can't wait to see Dave.

We're going to look like real toss bags.

Oh, well. You can't win every week.

Nope.

Bloody hell. It would be boring.

Yeah.

FIONA: As much as I give shit to these boys,

I enjoy the differences of both of them.

Hamish is an intelligent kid

and you can have a good conversation with him,

and like, Adam is a typical 22-year-old.

Knows everything but really knows nothing.

I've got two of them at home.

Oh, won't your mum be so happy?

She'd be so proud of you.

Oh, she would have expected me to be home by now, I reckon.

No!

If that was my son, I'd think, how proud...

Imagine what your sons are thinking.

"Go, Mum!"

Yeah. "Go, Mum!"

FIONA: I don't want to get rid of anyone,

to be honest with you,

because I don't want to make that decision.

I don't really want to choose between the two boys.

I'm glad I got on your team anyway.

Yeah, it's been fun. You guys, yeah.

Yeah, no complaints on that.

No. It's been good. Yeah.

My little boys.

(TENDER SOUNDTRACK)

DAVID: After three wins in a row,

Team Scarlet is about to meet me for elimination,

here on Ao Nang Beach in downtown Krabi.

FIONA: Beautiful. It's actually quite a big place, hey?

HAMISH: This is P yeah, this is massive.

Team Scarlet.

How the mighty have fallen.

Well, as you can see by the two garlands

and the fact that we're not actually on Chicken Island,

you guys have, unfortunately, finished last tonight.

Yeah. Yeah, we thought so.

You were so far behind the other two teams and so lost

that I had to send you a message to meet me here.

What has happened?

I think we just asked a few people,

maybe didn't ask the right questions and whatnot.

Yeah, I'd say we normally have a lot more urgency

and that gives us room to make mistakes

where we didn't have that room, we made a mistake and here we are.

Well, unfortunately, guys, it means that someone's going home tonight.

You guys do know how this works now.

We need to come to a majority decision.

It there's not a majority decision, it's going to be left up to chance.

Team Scarlet, you've got two minutes to discuss as a team

and decide who you want to send home.

Alright.

Your time starts now.

OK. Adam, what are you thinking?

Do you know what? This is the way I'm thinking.

I'm going to step forward.

What?

Yeah, I'm gonna step forward and nominate myself and leave

because I think you two need the experience.

I think you could win it.

I don't want you just to be doing that.

No, honestly... Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

That's my thought. I want you boys to experience it.

I really P and that comes...

But you've been loving this. You've been absolutely loving this.

No, please, I want you boys to experience it.

We're not going to chance.

But I think I'm the worst in the team, personally.

No, no, you're not the worst in the team.

So, no, it doesn't P I think you need to P

I really think you need to experience it

and I definitely think one of youse can win it.

Come on, boys.

I don't know how I feel about that. Are you sure?

Positive.

Get back in line.

Get back in line and shut up.

(BLEEP)

Alright, guys. Well, time's up.

Hamish, what has the team decided?

I think with the love and support of Fiona,

Adam and I will be going forward and she'll be staying behind.

I know how grateful both of us are and...

I know youse are. ..we really appreciate it,

particularly the fact that we did the hat trick

and I know that you wanted to get to five countries.

Yeah. That was another one of your goals

and we did that. Yeah, I've kicked goals on the way.

I have ticked goals on the way.

Well, it's certainly very selfless, what you're doing, Fi.

I wish I didn't like them

and that I wouldn't be so selfless, would I?

The fact that Fiona has fallen on her sword,

to lose her and to lose a good friend, it's hard.

Adam and I are really going to have to honour her for that.

Fi, you have two boys at home.

You've found two boys in the game. Yeah, I know.

I'm surrounded by boys.

(LAUGHTER)

But do you think that's what's driving things forward

a little bit here? Like...

Yeah, it is, actually, David.

You know, like, if my sons were on a competition

and they had some old boiler with them,

I'd want them to do the same.

I'd want them to do the same for the boys.

I'd think, oh, let them to have the experience.

I think it's great for them. I really do.

This has been huge for me.

I have ticked bucket lists the whole way.

Everything.

I'm happy with the decision I've made

and I just hope that one of these gorgeous boys wins it.

Who's going to look after them if you're gone, Fi?

I don't know. Hamish, it's your job to look after this moron.

But anyway.

Unfortunately, Fiona, your journey stops here.

Yep.

The rush is over.

Yep, thank you.

Alright. Well, yeah, I'll give you a chance to say your goodbyes.

Yeah, yeah, good. Here, come here.

I'm so proud of you.

You're amazing. I can't wait to see you on the outside.

You'll win, mate. You'll win, you win.

Thank you. Yeah. Keep going, mate.

Good on you.

Alright, Fi, you're over here with me.

Oh, I'm over here. See you, boys.

Any last words for the boys?

Go win for Scarlet.

Come on, boys!

I'm rooting for youse!

Alright, much love. Thank you.

See you in the next country. See you, boys!

(EMOTIVE MUSIC SWELLS)

Well done. Oh, well. They're good.

Alright, buddy, we've got this.

Yeah.

Head down, ass up.

I'm real proud of you. It was good.

They'll be fine.

I'll miss it.

Oh, well, they have to experience it.

I'm 57. I've done my living.

No, you've still got plenty.

I've got plenty, mate. Spring chicken girl.

Oh, it's warm. Yeah, it'd be nice as, dude.

I'll miss their stupid P they're so funny, those two.

Idiots.

I will miss 'em. I will miss 'em.

Four weeks. I mean, really, they are like my family.

You know, because I haven't been talking to my family

or having anything to do with them,

so I've sort of taken them under my wing, I suppose,

and just dragged them along by their hair.

(TENDER SOUNDTRACK)

HAMISH: Where the hell are we going?

DAVID: Next time on Rush...

(LAUGHTER)

ADAM: Oh, man! How good is this?

DAVID: From the boisterous streets of Dublin...

Yes, happy St Patrick's Day!

(CHEERING)

..to the very edge of the earth.

Oh, my goodness.

DAVID: It's time to pucker up...

(KISSES ROCK)

CK: It's just germs, germs, germs.

Honestly, I'd rather get punched in the face than do this.

..as our teams fall in love with incredible Ireland.

This is good fun, hey? How nuts is this?

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