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Her father for example. Hopefully she won't get caught by him.

That's Sandra.

Are you out of your mind? On a public road?

Shit, my old man.

Sandra, come here immediately.

What's going on in your head?

You're standing on a public road, and you're being grabbed by a drunkard.

I saw that he had his hand on your ass.

I don't want to know what else you did to him.

I can show you.

What?

I can show you.

Have you gone mad? You can't...

Don't make me look like that.

You've got a big ass, daddy.

He's a lot bigger than Sven.

Sandra, are you out of your mind?

Are you out of your mind?

Sandra, are you out of your mind?

Sandra, are you out of your mind?

Sandra...

Are you out of your mind?

Are you out of your mind?

Are you out of your mind?

Are you out of your mind?

Are you out of your mind?

Are you out of your mind?

Are you out of your mind?

Are you out of your mind?

Are you out of your mind?

Are you out of your mind?

Are you out of your mind?

Are you out of your mind?

Are you out of your mind?

Are you out of your mind?

Are you out of your mind?

Are you out of your mind?

Are you out of your mind?

Are you out of your mind?

Are you out of your mind?

Mom heard you.

Your mother always does that.

If you ever talk to her.

I haven't seen you in a long time. You've become a real woman.

Where did you learn that?

I taught myself.

You did well.

I'm going to make you a cup of tea.

I'm going to make you a cup of tea.

I'm going to make you a cup of tea.

I'm going to take a good look at you.

I'm going to take a good look at you.

I'm going to take a good look at you.

I'm going to take a good look at you.

How do you like it?

I haven't seen you in a long time.

I'm going to take a good look at you.

How do you like it?

I'm going to take a good look at you.

I'm going to take a good look at you.

I'm going to take a good look at you.

I'm going to take a good look at you.

How do you like it?

I'm going to take a good look at you.

I'm going to take a good look at you.

I'm going to take a good look at you.

I'm going to take a good look at you.

How do you like it?

I'm going to take a good look at you.

I'm going to take a good look at you.

How do you like it?

I'm going to take a good look at you.

How do you like it?

I'm going to take a good look at you.

How do you like it?

I'm going to take a good look at you.

I'm going to take a good look at you.

I'm going to take a good look at you.

I'm going to take a good look at you.

I'm going to take a good look at you.

I'm going to take a good look at you.

I'm going to take a good look at you.

I'm going to take a good look at you.

I'm going to take a good look at you.

I'm going to take a good look at you.

I'm going to take a good look at you.

I'm going to take a good look at you.

I'm going to take a good look at you.

I'm going to take a good look at you.

I'm going to take a good look at you.

I'm going to take a good look at you.

I'm going to take a good look at you.

I'm going to take a good look at you.

I'm going to take a good look at you.

I'm going to take a good look at you.

I'm going to take a good look at you.

I'm going to take a good look at you.

I'm going to take a good look at you.

I'm going to take a good look at you.

I'm going to take a good look at you.

I'm going to take a good look at you.

I'm going to take a good look at you.

I'm going to take a good look at you.

I'm going to take a good look at you.

I'm going to take a good look at you.

I'm going to take a good look at you.

I'm going to take a good look at you.

I'm going to take a good look at you.

I'm going to take a good look at you.

I'm going to take a good look at you.

Oh, oh, oh.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh.

Yeah.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh.

Oh.

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Oh, that's a lot.

Oh, that's so good.

Oh, come on.

Oh, that's so good.

Oh, come on.

Oh, come on.

Oh, come on.

Come on, up you go.

Ok.

Yes, here we go again.

Ah, here we go again.

Oh, come on.

Oh, come on.

Oh, come on.

Oh, well done.

10 reps

I do not do this anymore.

3, 2, 1.

I will get you a jug of juice.

Yes you give me the juice then.

Siggem Pretty

My Douly, I'll give you my sweet, juice.

Yes, daddy's going to give you your watering place.

Where do I want to put it?

Wherever you want.

Shall I spray a little bit of laughter or do you want to drink it?

Not in my mouth.

Then you should get it.

There you go.

Yes, come on.

Now you can do it.

Clean your hands.

Good, now you can eat.

With special thanks to

Today Grandma Meijer had to get a visit.

Surprisingly, her grandson Tim came to her on a jump.

Too stupid that the refrigerator was just empty.

Shortly decided, she went shopping,

while her grandson spent time with her.

In a moment the answer will appear in the timeline of this video.

let's go

Oh, grandma, what are you doing here?

What's the matter with you? Can't I come along?

No, but you're my grandma.

So what? What does that have to do with it?

It's going pretty well, isn't it?

Well, if you don't mind.

No, I don't mind. There's no one here.

You're both alone, aren't you?

Do you like it there?

Ah, great.

It's a nice feeling.

Yes.

Your grandma doesn't belong to the old iron either.

No, I think so too.

What you can still do.

That too.

Oh, you know what? I'll take off my jacket first.

It's getting too warm.

Yes, you can take it off.

So, let's go a little further.

Yes, gladly, gladly.

Open the belt a little.

It's all disturbing. You don't have much space.

Are you sure no one will come to visit?

No one is coming to visit. The bell is off.

There's a bad smell in here, too.

Yes, I can smell it.

I used to wash here.

And that was earlier.

Yes, much earlier. It was much smaller.

You can see how time changes.

Yes.

Oh yes, that smells good.

Oh, that's fine.

Oh, come on, grandma. Now I'm going to fuck you a little, right?

Yes.

It's pretty slow. No one is coming.

No one is coming.

It's really cool on my tail, isn't it?

You don't get that every day, do you?

I can imagine.

Oh, there's electricity in here.

Yes.

Can I have a look?

Yes, of course.

Wow, that's great.

I don't know if I can reach it.

Oh, don't make such a big effort.

Yes.

Come on, I'm going to fuck you again.

I'm going to fuck you again.

I'm going to stab you in the back.

Come on, grandma.

Yes.

Oh, come on.

Yes.

Come on.

It's going to work.

You see?

You don't have to go that far.

Yes, oh yes.

It's going to work, grandma.

You haven't done much lately, have you?

Grandpa always says that.

Yes?

Yes.

But still.

Yes.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Ow.

Ow, yes.

It's a lot of blood.

Ow.

Ow.

Ow.

Ow.

Ow.

Ow.

Ow.

Ow.

Ow.

Ow.

Oh, that's good.

Ow.

Ow.

went against him.

That made up his mind to kick

the male child.

In what very weird way

could he have secretly

compelled him to act.

Once others were claiming

that the child was disconnected

from him was that secret by

Mattiel then Klaas de Mar

that had been hidden from him.

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what was going in his favour.

It's true in my case

that at the time

that Mattillah was with Santa

the child was no longer

my physical twin,

but my hammer.

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Knots.

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The hand.

Hm.

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Okay, let's go.

Mmm.

Okay.

Okay, yes.

I'm so tired.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Ah, ah.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh.

Ah, ah.

Ah.

Ah.

There's something on the floor.

Grandma, come here.

It's a bit cool. I'll show you some positions I know.

Yes, that's great.

But you can...

No, you have to put it on the side.

Yes, exactly.

Come a little forward, to my tail.

He's got a hammer, uncle.

Your Willy's buffet.

If you think grandma can't do it on the floor,

and from the side, then you're wrong.

Grandma can do pretty much anything.

You know that too, grandma?

Yes, of course.

Is it comfortable?

Yes, very comfortable.

Oh my God.

Who's making that noise?

It's probably not us.

Who's knocking?

Who's knocking?

Yes, that's great.

Grandma.

Grandma.

Grandma.

Grandma.

Oh God.

Yes, come on.

Yes, that's it.

Yes, that's it.

Oh my God.

I'm home.

I'm feeling better.

Then give me a little more.

Yes, give me a little more.

Yes, that's great.

Slowly.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes, great.

Yes, come on.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, great.

You did a good job.

Oh, yes.

That's dangerous.

Stay away.

You can help yourself.

That's not a bad idea.

Yes.

Oh, great.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh.

Yes.

And what a nice one!

I'm going to take a picture of this machine.

Ciao!

Ciao!

So, I'm going to take a picture of this machine.

Wow!

My goodness!

What a beautiful woman she has become!

Everything on it!

Wow!

Wow!

Wow!

Wow!

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Wow!

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It's good, isn't it?

It's good.

Yes.

It's good, isn't it?

Such a light massage.

You're not afraid anymore, are you?

Yes.

It's a bit loose, isn't it?

A bit loose.

Yes.

It's good.

It's good.

Do you like it?

It's good.

We keep our eyes on Jesus when we take the stairs.

We're going to have to escape.

Good massage, isn't it?

Not good?

Yes, it is.

Come here.

Come a little closer to me.

Look, don't be so scared.

I'm here.

I'm here.

Look, don't be so scared.

I'm not biting.

Yes, I'll show you.

I'll show you a little bit.

Look.

Yes.

Look.

Look.

Look.

Look.

You're so beautiful.

So beautiful.

Look.

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This is very annoying.

Ow, ow, ow.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

You will get it all.

What a cutie pie!

You'll get it all.

Oh, oh, oh.

Yeah...

Um...

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Yes that is too messy.

Mother is the best.

And so Mrs. Wellstedt did not hesitate to pamper her 17-year-old son Tim from front to back.

Every day she made him food twice a day.

And it did not happen often that Sven brought friends home.

Let's see how grateful Tim is.

Come on.

Hi mom.

This is my friend. Do you have something for him?

Hello.

I don't feel like going to school anymore.

I swear.

This stupid teacher.

How many times do I have to tell her?

Don't wake me up.

Tell me.

I don't give a shit.

This is delicious.

Of course.

I'm so happy.

Just wait.

Thank you.

Yes, exactly.

This is for my mom.

Thank you.

So, let's have a drink.

Good, isn't it?

Yes, do you like it?

I think you can handle it without me.

I'm going to the kitchen.

Me too.

Hey man, you have a great mother.

Awesome.

What do you mean awesome?

She's so sweet.

Who is she?

I won't tell you.

You have to guess.

She's happy.

Tell her you're a bit younger.

Then she'll be happy.

But where is your old man?

He's not here.

My husband?

Yes.

He's at work.

I haven't seen him for a week.

Really?

Yes.

He's already gone.

Do you think we can make it work?

Make it work?

Yes.

Of course.

I'll try.

Can you do it?

Yes, okay.

I'll try.

Hello, Mrs. Harms.

How are you?

Can I help you?

No, thank you.

I can do it myself.

It's not much.

I have to tell you something.

You look very good for your age.

Thank you.

Can I touch you?

You're a bit clumsy.

Just a little bit.

Is that how you do it these days?

Yes, I like it.

I can't resist.

That's nice.

You're really handsome.

You're my son.

I don't care.

Boy.

Yes.

No.

Yes.

Wow.

Wow.

Let's go to the kitchen.

I can't.

The sun is over there.

Look what I brought you.

Hey, Mom.

I didn't think you'd like it.

I can't do anything.

I really can't.

Well, I can, your mother.

Of course.

But I'll cook a sauce for you.

Come on, I'm almost done eating.

You're not going to eat.

You're so heavy.

You're so heavy.

You're so heavy.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on, I'm almost done.

Come on.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Come on, boy.

I'm going to bathe you now.

I'm going to let your tail out.

Oh.

Come here.

Awesome.

Awesome.

Come here.

Come on, take off your pants.

Come here.

Come here.

Come here.

Hey, Mom.

You're such a good blower. I didn't know that.

Really?

That's great.

Would you like to do that with me?

Mom.

Come here.

How do you find my Mom?

Here, right?

Here.

Awesome.

Awesome.

Awesome.

Awesome.

Awesome.

Awesome.

Awesome.

Awesome.

It's going to be a lot.

Come on, get in there.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on, Mom. You're doing great.

Awesome.

Awesome.

Awesome.

Awesome.

Awesome.

Awesome.

Awesome.

Awesome.

Awesome.

Come on.

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Oh, boy!

Come on. We'll do it together now.

Oh, oh, oh.

Ooh.

Oh.

Oh, yes, yes.

Oh, yes, yes.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, yes, yes.

Ho jongen.

Oh my God these are really awesome moves.

So. So, and now the other one.

So.

And now drink your juice.

You'll get full in no time.

Yes, you'll get full in no time.

Yes, in no time.

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Oeh, so good.

So good.

Yes.

Yes.

Stop it.

You'll get full in no time.

Yes.

You'll get full in no time.

Yes.

Yes.

Translation by David Gibbs