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All right, Miss Smarty Pants.

Now, let's see if you've
heard this one.

I'm ready.
Hit me with your best.

In the 1 945 film
To Have and Have Not,

Lauren Bacall sang the song
"How Little We Know."

Now, her voice was dubbed
by what 1 4-year-old?

- Andy Williams.
- Oh, how did you know that?

Do you remember the dinner party
the Cornfields gave for you

back in 1 952?

You'd just completed filming
The Duelling Swashbuckler.

It was December the 1 2th, 1 952.

Right, darling.
You're absolutely right.

Still sharp as a tack, huh?

I met a young singer
at the Cornfields' that night,

and he told me all about Andy Williams
dubbing Lauren Bacall's voice.

Amazing.
You never forget anything, do you?

By the way,
whatever became of the Cornfields?

They died, dear.

Well, the long habit of living
indisposeth us for dying.

- Sir Thomas Browne.
- Smarty pants.

Look, Guy, there's a town up ahead.

Mesa? I don't remember
seeing a Mesa on the map.

Sometimes it's good
to get out of the big city,

go somewhere where time
seems to move just a little slower.

Take this vintage '59 Cadillac.

It was built for cruising the road
and taking in the scenery.

It's nice to know chivalry's not dead.

Now, most people come to small
towns and leave their troubles behind.

But when you're a member of the
syndicate, that isn't always easy.

I guess that's why Tony Sullivan
asked me to meet him here.

Something big
had to be going down.

- Hey, T ony.
- Hey, MacGyver.

- I owe you one.
- When you say

in the middle of nowhere,
you mean nowhere, don't you?

- A guy's gotta be careful these days.
- Good motto.

I'll be right down.

Hey, Tony, come here.
I wanna have a little talk with you.

Let's get out of here.

Tony and I met years ago

when he was running guns
into Afghanistan,

and I was running for my life.

In a one-week period,
he saved my neck twice.

I'd kind of hoped to return the favour.

MacGyver, if you never had
a chance to talk to him,

I don't know what more you can do
there. Wrap it up. Come on home.

Listen, Pete, Tony asked me
for protection for a reason,

and it had to be pretty good
because it got him killed.

I agree.

But you were involved in this
because you were the only guy

Tony would talk to,
and he's dead now.

So it's the feds' ball game.

Listen, are the local police
into it at all?

Yeah, I just spent the whole afternoon
explaining things. It's handled.

I just wish there was
more I could do.

Well, there isn't.

You're out of it. The Phoenix
Foundation is out of it too.

Listen, I feel badly about Tony,

but he knew the risks he was taking
when he was dealing with the mob.

Sort of made his own bed.

Yeah, now he gets to sleep in it.
Forever.

I'll see you tomorrow.
Have a good trip.

My good sir, have you no respect?

Kindly remove that bottle
from my car.

Keep your pants on.

- What's your problem, pal?
- Do you know who I am?

Guy Roberts, star of stage and screen.
Swashbuckler extraordinaire.

Now, I have battled
with the best of them.

Flynn, Fairbanks, Pickford!

Touch me, and I'll make
mashed potatoes out of your face.

Folks got a problem?

This nasty lummox refused
to remove his beer from my car.

I tried to ask nicely,
but see what I got for it.

You, sir, are a disgusting behemoth
with foul-smelling breath.

Boys! Boys! There's gotta be
a better way to handle this.

- You want in on this, too, pal?
- If I had my druthers--

- You don't!
- Most of us are adults here.

Can't we talk about--? No!

Don't hit.

Just calm down. Take it easy.

All right, look,
if this is the way it's gotta be,

at least let me get rid
of my jacket, huh?

It's my favourite.

I don't wanna see it ruined.

It's your favourite jacket, huh?

I'm sorry about that.

That darned jacket's always
tripping people up like that.

I've been meaning to have
a talk with it. Here you go.

What do you say we get you checked
in and cleaned up, all right?

Yeah, there you go. I'll talk to you later.
What do you say?

Shoo.

Thank you, young man.
I couldn't have done it without you.

- Yes, thank you.
- No problem.

- You have a name?
- MacGyver.

- You know, of course, that I'm--
- Guy Roberts,

star of stage and screen.
Swashbuckler extraordinaire.

He knows who I am.

You've perhaps seen
some of my pictures?

Well, not exactly.

You'll be happy to hear that
we're about to make another one.

- We're just on our way to Hollywood.
- Darling,

don't you think we'd better be
heading in? It's been a long day.

Yes, darling, of course.
I am rather tired.

Dueling does take it out of you,
you know.

- Well, parting is such sweet sorrow.
- Guy.

Yes, dear.

- Goodbye, Mr. MacGyver.
- Well, see you, folks.

We didn't wanna shoot him,
we had to.

Shut up. Just let me think.

I knew the two of you
weren't particularly bright,

but I didn't know
just how stupid you were.

- We did the best we could.
- It wasn't good enough.

- He pulled a gun on us.
- He shouldn't have gotten away

- in the first place.
- Come on, who was to know Tony

- was gonna turn informant?
- Phil, you brought him to me.

- You vouched for him.
- I made a mistake. It happens.

Not with me it doesn't.

Did you at least have the intelligence
to stash the car?

Yeah. We found a garage
just outside of town.

Hooray.
Hooray, you did something right.

Now, do something else right.
Find the satchel.

It could be anywhere.

Let me explain something.

I'm kind of like a travelling salesman.

But now because of you two slimeballs,
I have no merchandise to sell.

This isn't gonna make my supplier
a very happy man. And I promise you,

he won't be satisfied
with just my head.

He's also gonna want yours.

Find my money.

I'll just put the top up.

Will you bring in my makeup case?

Certainly, dear.

- She is a beauty, isn't she?
- Yes, she is.

Well, you come in when you're ready,
I'll leave the door unlocked.

Darling, my makeup case.

Just a minute, dear.

Sorry, Mr. Roberts.
You're over your limit on this card too.

Very well.

Afraid not.

My good man, I am Guy Roberts.

Time was when that name alone
was sufficient

to guarantee a night's lodging
and a hot meal.

Sorry, friend,
I've got other people waiting.

Look, there must be some mistake.

Our credit's always been good.

I'm sure you're right, ma'am,
but it's company policy.

- You do accept cash, do you not?
- Of course.

I think you'll find that this
is more than sufficient.

And here's a little extra
for your hospitality.

Thank you, sir.
Thank you very much.

If there is any kindness
I can show to any creature,

Iet me do it now for I shall not pass
this way again.

Rental cars.
A lot like playing hot potato.

And I got burned by an
overheated air conditioner.

Fortunately, even if you are
in the middle of nowhere,

a fuse is an easy thing to duplicate.

All you need is something that'll
carry a current, like a paper clip.

Here's your change, sir.

Where did you get
these new twenties?

Hey, I can't remember everybody
who pays with twenty-dollar--

- Now can you remember?
- The old man, the actor.

- Actor got a name?
- Guy-- Guy Roberts.

- What kind of car is he driving?
- An old Caddy convertible.

He's headed for Hollywood.

If you mention this discussion
to anyone,

I'll be back for my change.

California, here I come

- Right back where I started from
- Right back where I started from

A paper clip can be
a wondrous thing.

More times than I can remember,

one of these has gotten me
out of a tight spot.

I was sure this would be
another one of those times.

So much
for the wondrous paper clip.

Why didn't you tell me
about the money?

I was saving it as a surprise.

Actually, it's supposed
to be our nest egg.

And look how I've broken it
wide open.

I didn't know we had
that kind of money.

We don't. We didn't,
until my agent came through.

The studio is so excited
about this project

that they've paid me
a bonus up front.

It's just advance money.

Oh, Guy, I have to tell you,

when you first told me
about this job in Hollywood,

I was sure it was just
another one of your stories.

Just an excuse to take me
on this trip.

Would that have been so wrong?

How could I ever have doubted you?
Will you forgive me?

What's to forgive?

Isn't that that nice young man
we met at the motel, dear?

Yes. It looks as if
he's in need of assistance.

- Howdy, folks.
- Having a spot of trouble?

Yeah, the electrical system
seems to be shot.

Hop in.
We've got plenty of room.

- I'd sure appreciate that.
- Not at all. Think nothing of it.

One good turn deserves another.

I owe you one from yesterday.

Try not to bring any of that sand into
the car with you, if you don't mind.

Thank you.

Your name is...

What was your name again,
young man?

- MacGyver.
- Where you headed?

Albuquerque Airport.

We're passing right through.
On our way to Hollywood.

- Guy's going to be in a new picture.
- That's terrific. What's it called?

Space Pirates.
It's supposed to be really groovy.

- Space Pirates?
- That's just a working title, dear.

They'll probably change it.

Hollywood producers
are always changing things

right up to the last minute.

How do you know
they took this road?

Because this is the road
to Hollywood.

And that's where the clerk
said they were headed.

Yeah, but they got
a head start on us.

Old man, old car,
I bet he's taking it nice and easy.

Beautiful country, isn't it?
God's country.

I made a picture,
Geronimo's Last Ride.

Oh, yeah, I think I saw you in that.

Didn't you play Geronimo?

No, that was Thurston Powell.
I was with the cavalry.

But it must have been filmed
somewhere around here.

It was Arizona, dear.

Well, all the world's a stage, and all
its men and women merely players.

Yes, Arizona.

What about you?

What brings you out
to the middle of nowhere?

Sightseeing.

Hey, looks like we found
our '59 Caddy.

I wish we could go sightseeing.

But shooting schedules
being what they are--

Do you believe that?
Open road, no other cars in sight,

and this ruddy idiot would rather
sound off than go around me.

- Pull over!
- Someone you know?

Not really.

Force them over.

Nobody, but nobody,
touches my car and gets away with it.

And I know this baby
can outrun them.

- They're speeding up.
- Stay with them.

Pull up alongside.

Hit him again.

Maybe this will scare him a little.

- Pull over!
- He's got a gun.

Try to pull out in front. Floor it!

I'm going as fast as I can.

Guy, pull over. He's crazy as a loon.

No! Whatever you do, don't stop!

They're getting so much closer.

Mr. MacGyver, your luggage.

We've got to put
a little distance between us. May l?

- Well, yes, of course. Anything.
- Thank you.

Good shot!

They're getting away!
Get back on the road!

Come on, come on, come on!
Move it! Move it!

Here they come again.

That's it, that's it.
Keep it coming.

What could those men
possibly want?

- I don't think I wanna know.
- Do something.

I'm running out of ammo.
This satchel's all we got left.

No! No, not that one.
I need that one.

This reminds me of
The Great Pursuit.

But your stuntman
did all the driving in that.

This isn't a movie.

They're using real bullets.

Faster, Guy!

Watch where you're going!

- Why are we slowing?
- Something's on the wheel.

- What is it?
- I don't know.

Stop the car and have a look.

It's that canvas thing he threw at us.

Get it off.

I'm trying.

No, no, just back up.

Back up the car. Hit the brake!
Now go forward.

- Did it.
- That's right. Let's go.

- What now?
- Just keep moving.

- What are you doing?
- Gonna put the top up.

If you put the top up while driving,
it will rip right off.

I sure hope so.

But I got a few things to do first.

Would you please tell me
what you're doing.

I'll explain later,
just bear with me.

- Not the top!
- Sorry, I'll fix it later.

Slow it down.
Let them get right behind us.

- You lost your head, old boy?
- I'm hoping this top

will keep that from happening.

All right, slow down, Guy.
Slow it down.

Let them catch up.

Get ready to flip the switch.

Put the top up
when I give you the word.

Now!

- Look out!
- I can't see anything!

It worked! They're stopping.

Keep it floored, Guy.
We need the distance.

Get it off. Get it off!

Unbelievable. What are you waiting
for? Get the jack and fix the tire!

- Good show!
- Bravo, MacGyver.

This reminds me of
one of my favourite roles.

I played the swashbuckler
on Holiday in Ruritania.

It wasn't Ruritania, dear.
It was Colorado.

I remember. It was you and Stewart
Granger in The Prisoner of Zenda.

No, that was James Mason.

I starred in Mulligan's Revenge.

Oh, yeah, Mulligan's Revenge.

Would you get off my back?
I'm working as fast as I can.

My mother could change a tire
faster than this.

Looks like trouble.

- What is it, Guy?
- I'm not sure.

- Sounds like we're out of gas.
- lmpossible.

- I just filled her up this morning.
- Well, I hope it's nothing serious.

There's no telling how long before
those goons get back on the road.

Keep an eye on them.
Let me know if they make a move.

I'll see what the problem is.

Well, isn't that nice?
They stopped to wait for us.

- I'll get them.
- Hey, good idea, Phil.

By the time you're halfway there,
we'll have this tire fixed.

Get your butt back here
and help Tom!

I found it.

- The fuel line's cracked.
- What next?

She just wasn't meant
to take this sort of abuse.

Well, look at her.

Her body's battered,
her spirit's broken.

Yes, but, Guy,
she's held up like a champion.

I just don't know how much more
she can take.

I feel the same way
about my Jeep, Mr. Roberts.

It's a good thing metal can be fixed
a lot easier than flesh, huh?

Listen, would you have a
ballpoint pen I could borrow?

Sure.

Who would you like me
to make it out to?

Well, actually...

MacGyver. Just MacGyver.

Don't be embarrassed.

I get this all the time, you know.
There you are.

Thank you, sir.

Thanks, MacGyver.

Guy?

Could I borrow that pen again? I might
be able to fix the fuel line with it.

Sure.

Thank you. And thank you.

If you don't mind my asking,

how is that pen going to solve
our gasoline problem?

I'm gonna use it to bridge
the fuel line and seal the leak.

What's happening
with our friends down below?

Well, it's very hard to tell.

They don't appear to be moving yet.

MacGyver, about those fellows
who were shooting at us just now...

Yeah, I guess I owe you both
an explanation.

You do?

Yeah. See, I work for a company
called the Phoenix Foundation.

And I was sent here
to pick something up.

I don't think those fellows
down there want me to have it.

What were you supposed
to pick up?

I'm not sure.
I never had a chance to find out.

I sure am sorry to get
you folks involved like this.

That's all right, boy.
We're all in this together.

I said that in Dance of the Sword.

Or was it Duel to the Death?

You said that in both
those movies, dear.

That's right.

What on earth is he doing now?

No idea.

- What are you doing?
- I gotta borrow this.

- My muffler?
- I'll replace it.

Now all we gotta do
is cool this baby off.

You wouldn't have any water
left in that cooler, would you?

I'll look.

Lord, man, what are you up to now?

Just a little protection, sir.

You suppose there will be anything
left of the car when he's done?

I'm sure Mr. MacGyver
knows what he's doing, dear.

Water, please.

All right.

My...

I'll buy you another one.

Come on, hurry up.
They're gonna get the Caddy fixed

before we get out of here.

Hold that, would you please?

Gasoline?

All right, let's move it!

They're not gonna sit up there
and wait for us all day.

They're coming.

Looks like their pit crew
was a little faster than ours.

Time to go, kids.

Go, Guy!

How's it going back there, lad?

Keep your eyes on the road.

No, not my seats.

Don't worry, I know a guy
who's great with seats.

- Where are you going?
- Where do you think I'm going?

Stop. Stop! They went
the other way. Now, back up.

Come on, come on, come on.
Move it!

Mrs. Roberts, could you pass me
that gasoline, please?

- I beg your pardon?
- Gasoline.

Tearing the stuffing
out of the Caddy was easy.

Using it to stop the guys chasing us
was another matter.

Gasoline would help.

Always does
when you need an explosion.

Since I bent the back
of the tailpipe,

the explosion only
had one way to go: out.

And it was gonna take Guy's
steering wheel knob right along with it.

Sort of a homemade mortar.

Step on it.
We gotta get closer to them.

Are you creating another
obstacle for them?

Yeah, that's the idea.

Duck!

Next time, keep the car steady.

Push in the cigarette lighter.

Now all I need is this fuse.

The cigarette lighter ready?

Now what?

Touch it to the fuse
and pray this works.

- What's he doing?
- He's aiming something at us.

It worked!

Slow it down! No, no!

Phil, what are you doing?
Phil, look-- Slow it-- No!

We got them!

To the victor belongs the spoils.

Hallelujah!

- Is everybody all right?
- Yeah, yeah, just check the car.

Hey, what was that thing?

- I don't know. Some sort of cannon.
- Where did he get it?

What difference does it make?

Radiator's shot.
We're out a set of wheels.

- Now what do we do?
- We do what we started out to do.

Nothing's changed.
I want that money.

- We're gonna walk?
- Exactly.

They have to stop sometime,
and when they do, I wanna be there.

Let's go.

Oh, my, listen to the engine.

I'm afraid it's serious.
Now the oil light is on.

I'm not sure, but I'd say she's had it.

MacGyver, I think
this is what they're after.

Is this all yours?

Well...

Why, yes...

...insofar as it's in my possession.

- You see--
- There is no job, is there?

It is not my money.
I found it in the car.

- What?
- Project, Guy.

Those of us in the back row
would like to hear as well.

It is not my money.
I found it in the car.

- And how did it get in the car?
- I don't know.

- You don't know?
- No.

But you thought
you'd keep it anyway.

- Excuse me, folks, but I don't think--
- No?

Then why is it even in the car?

Why did you use it to pay
the motel bill, Guy? Why?

Because I'm tired of being treated
like an old fool.

I'm tired of being a failure.

I'm tired of the way
you had to live because of it.

- I just wanted to make you happy.
- Happy?

Happy that my husband is a thief?

Happy that you lied to me?

Happy to have a carload
of hooligans

shoot at us and nearly
run us off the road?

Do I look happy to you?

Age cannot wither her,

nor custom stale her infinite variety.

Antony and Cleopatra.
Act two, scene two.

Mrs. Roberts?

If it helps any, this is probably
more my fault than Guy's.

Unless I miss my guess,
this money was meant for me.

- June--
- You be quiet.

You've gotten us into
enough trouble already.

Look, if we leave the money here,
will they leave us alone?

They don't strike me as the type
to let bygones be bygones, ma'am.

I think we're gonna have
to keep on moving.

Where do you suggest we move to?

I'm afraid the old girl hasn't got it
in her to carry us any further.

Guy, what does that look like
to you down there?

A deserted town perhaps.

Probably is. But at least we won't
be out in the open any longer.

Come on, hop in.

- Got it in neutral?
- Yes.

I'm hot, I'm tired and I'm thirsty.

- How long we gonna keep this up?
- Can it!

- I'm sick of hearing you complain.
- I'm sick of you wasting our time.

When are you gonna get it? They got
away. They're not gonna stop.

We're not gonna get
that money back--

You're wrong.
We're not giving up.

- Now, you start moving.
- How long?

How long are we just gonna
keep walking like this?

You can walk now
or run for the rest of your life.

That's what you'll have to do
to stay alive

if we don't get that money back.

- What?
- Oil.

- Fresh oil.
- Big deal.

It is a big deal.

If their car's leaking this much oil,
it's not gonna take them much farther.

We got them.

If I can get us on
a good roll down this hill,

we can coast all the way
to that town.

This is humiliating.

I've never driven this car
so slowly before in my life.

MacGyver, do you think those nasty
men will follow us here?

Well, this seems
to be the only town around.

We'll just have to be ready
for them in case they do.

I do hope we've
seen the last of them.

- My feet are killing me.
- Shut up.

Well, this is where the hill runs out.
Welcome to Main Street.

What a place to be stranded,

a deserted town miles
from civilization,

hotter than Hades.

Oh, what I'd give
for a nice, tall drink of ice water.

It'll be cooler in the shade. Why don't
you stop the car under this tree?

What a good idea.

I'm not so sure we want to leave
the car out in the open, Guy.

Let's put her behind that shed.

It should be less obvious there.

Just in case our friends manage
to find a ride into town.

I think we got them. Come on.

Well, now what?

Well, this much money
never seemed real to me.

Well, it's real now, Guy.

Maybe not.
Can I see one of those?

Why was it so important for Tony
to give me this money?

Paper's good.

Ink's all right.

- Can I see some more?
- Sure.

I think we're dealing
with counterfeiters.

All the serial numbers
on these bills are the same.

No wonder they're so anxious
to get their hands on the money.

They're not going to give up
until they have it, are they?

We're not about
to give up either, ma'am.

I got a plan.

Guy, I want you to pull
the horn out of your car.

I think I can put it to good use.

The town should be
just around this bend,

and then we'll have them
and the money.

What makes you think
they're gonna be there?

Dead car, senior citizens,
where else would they go?

I knew it was only a matter of time
before those guys paid us a visit.

And I didn't exactly wanna
throw out a welcome mat.

So as soon as I got the car horn,

I'd be able to put the finishing
touches on a doorbell

with a rather piercing ring.

To do that, I needed some wire
and two metal contact points:

The front doorhandle
and the horseshoe.

Connect them both to this battery,
and I should have a proper greeting.

We got them now.

- June, l...
- Guy, I'm so disappointed in you.

- Here's the horn you asked for.
- Thank you, sir.

MacGyver, what have I done?

Was it worth it,
tearing her up like this?

I think it'd be best
if you didn't think about it, sir.

But I can guarantee you,

when this is all over, she'll be back
just the way you remember her.

You're a good chap, but I'm afraid
it's not quite as simple as that.

I've never seen her like this before.

Well, you've probably never quite put
her through anything like this before.

Perhaps not,
but that's hollow consolation.

Yeah, I know. She may not
look like much now--

Not look like much?

I'll have you know that she looks as
good now as the day I married her.

Married?

You're talking about June.

Well, yes, of course. June.

Who else would I be talking about?

I'd give anything to get her
to talk to me again.

What are you up to now?

Well, a good relationship
is a lot like a car.

If you want it to work smoothly,
you gotta put a lot of work into it...

...and have the right tools.

Flowers make a pretty good tool
for that kind of job.

Now it's up to you to do the work.

MacGyver, thank you.

June.

I'd like to say I'm sorry
for everything.

For taking you away from Hollywood,
from your friends, from your career.

For having to put up with
my insufferable pride

and intolerable ego.

Guy Roberts.

You honestly believe you could make
me do anything I didn't want to do?

I've spent my life with you
because I've wanted to.

Because I love you.

Oh, Guy.

Doubt that the stars are fire,
doubt that the sun doth move,

doubt truth to be a liar,
but never doubt my love.

They're beautiful.

I think they're beautiful too.

Why don't you folks just get up
and join me outside.

Sounds like my boys found your car.

All right, old man,
where's the money?

- In the front.
- Go get it.

When you've got the money,
you will leave us alone, won't you?

Sure, lady, just as soon--

En garde.

Guy, watch out!

My hero.

Hey, I got it.

Guy Roberts from the Late Show.

Rampage of the Round Table.
Night of a Thousand Days.

- That Guy Roberts?
- Yes, that's it.

That's it, precisely.
That Guy Roberts.

You know, he actually knows me.

Somebody actually remembers.

Hollywood has changed so much.
This used to be the club Oasis.

Everybody used to come here.

Now it's just an old body shop.

Come on now, kids,

there's still a little bit of
Hollywood magic left here.

Pete!

Showtime.

Voilà.

Oh, Guy, she's beautiful.

It's unbelievable.

I told you it could be fixed.

Well, it looks like your bonus
is appreciated.

And well deserved too.

You stopped the boys
with the funny money

from saturating the entire
West Coast with it.

- Got the plates too.
- Well, good.

What?

A scratch.

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