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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:22,455 --> 00:00:27,115 [¶¶¶] 2 00:00:57,523 --> 00:01:00,363 KATE: Let me show you how to construct the map S, 3 00:01:00,359 --> 00:01:02,559 which is the fun of the lemma anyhow. 4 00:01:02,561 --> 00:01:03,191 Okay? 5 00:01:03,194 --> 00:01:05,164 So you assume you have an element 6 00:01:05,162 --> 00:01:06,562 in the kernel of gamma. 7 00:01:06,563 --> 00:01:08,133 That is, an element in C such 8 00:01:08,131 --> 00:01:11,371 that gamma takes you to zero in C prime. 9 00:01:11,367 --> 00:01:12,297 You pull back to B 10 00:01:12,301 --> 00:01:14,131 by the map G, which is surject-- 11 00:01:14,136 --> 00:01:15,096 Hold it, hold it, hold it. 12 00:01:15,103 --> 00:01:17,103 That's-- That's not unique. 13 00:01:17,105 --> 00:01:18,695 Yes, it is unique, Mr. Cooperman. 14 00:01:18,706 --> 00:01:21,406 Up to an element in the image of F. All right? 15 00:01:21,408 --> 00:01:23,708 So we pulled it back to a fixed B here, 16 00:01:23,710 --> 00:01:25,110 then you take beta of B, 17 00:01:25,111 --> 00:01:26,711 which takes you to zero in C prime 18 00:01:26,712 --> 00:01:28,212 by the commutivity of the diagram. 19 00:01:28,213 --> 00:01:31,083 It's therefore in the kernel of the map G prime, 20 00:01:31,082 --> 00:01:32,612 hence is in the image of the map F prime, 21 00:01:32,616 --> 00:01:34,516 by the exactness of the lower sequence. 22 00:01:34,517 --> 00:01:35,817 No. So we can pull it back 23 00:01:35,818 --> 00:01:37,478 No. to an element in A prime. 24 00:01:37,486 --> 00:01:38,586 It's not well-defined. 25 00:01:38,587 --> 00:01:41,547 Which it turns out is a well-defined module 26 00:01:41,556 --> 00:01:43,256 of the image of alpha. 27 00:01:43,257 --> 00:01:47,857 And thus defines an element in the co-kernel of alpha. 28 00:01:47,861 --> 00:01:49,661 And that's the snake. 29 00:01:49,662 --> 00:01:52,602 And on Monday we'll address ourselves 30 00:01:52,598 --> 00:01:54,098 to the co-homology of groups 31 00:01:54,099 --> 00:01:57,269 and Mr. Cooperman's next objections. 32 00:02:08,112 --> 00:02:11,282 This-- This stuff is just garbage. 33 00:02:11,281 --> 00:02:13,811 It's another diagram chase. 34 00:02:13,816 --> 00:02:15,146 When are we going to move on 35 00:02:15,150 --> 00:02:17,150 to something interesting? 36 00:02:17,152 --> 00:02:18,282 Like your new group? 37 00:02:18,286 --> 00:02:20,416 Any progress with the two fusion? 38 00:02:20,421 --> 00:02:21,251 Nope. Still stuck. 39 00:02:21,255 --> 00:02:25,185 Maybe you've gone as far as you can with it, Dr. G. 40 00:02:25,192 --> 00:02:26,262 That's possible. 41 00:02:26,259 --> 00:02:29,129 I've started looking at it with a whole new angle. 42 00:02:29,128 --> 00:02:30,258 Oh. 43 00:02:30,262 --> 00:02:32,662 And if it works, 44 00:02:32,664 --> 00:02:34,504 I'll be famous. 45 00:02:35,233 --> 00:02:35,803 Oh. 46 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:38,400 That would be terrific. 47 00:02:38,402 --> 00:02:39,272 I can relax. 48 00:02:39,269 --> 00:02:42,239 I'll be famous for having taught you. 49 00:02:44,206 --> 00:02:45,566 Fuck face. 50 00:02:45,574 --> 00:02:50,184 [¶¶¶] 51 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:01,590 Famous. 52 00:03:03,323 --> 00:03:07,593 [¶¶¶] 53 00:03:24,643 --> 00:03:29,313 [¶¶¶] 54 00:04:58,302 --> 00:04:59,832 MAN: Schneider. 55 00:04:59,836 --> 00:05:02,336 Schneider, don't tell me in all of Chicago 56 00:05:02,338 --> 00:05:03,798 you can't get that wood. 57 00:05:03,806 --> 00:05:05,306 Look, screw Consolidated! 58 00:05:05,307 --> 00:05:06,837 [WHISPERING] Screw Consolidated. 59 00:05:06,841 --> 00:05:07,541 Screw me. 60 00:05:07,541 --> 00:05:10,011 I'm-- I'm actually talking on the phone. 61 00:05:10,010 --> 00:05:10,910 I'm sorry. 62 00:05:10,910 --> 00:05:13,340 Look, we've gotta get the lumber by the 13th 63 00:05:13,345 --> 00:05:14,905 or we can't start. 64 00:05:14,913 --> 00:05:15,983 If you can't get the birch, 65 00:05:15,980 --> 00:05:17,910 get the maple, if you can't get the maple, 66 00:05:17,915 --> 00:05:19,845 then go with the goddamn $8 oak. 67 00:05:19,850 --> 00:05:21,620 Formica. Formica looks great. 68 00:05:21,618 --> 00:05:23,378 Yeah, yeah. But, you know, get something. 69 00:05:23,386 --> 00:05:24,886 I don't care where you go to get it, but get-- 70 00:05:24,887 --> 00:05:27,947 One thing I'm not gonna do. I'm not gonna sit on my butt, 71 00:05:27,956 --> 00:05:28,986 take Consolidated's word, 72 00:05:28,990 --> 00:05:30,790 and wait till the market bumps to 10. 73 00:05:30,791 --> 00:05:33,891 We gotta make a deal by noon. 74 00:05:33,894 --> 00:05:34,634 Okay, Schneider? 75 00:05:34,628 --> 00:05:37,928 I don't wanna yell at you, but you know what I'm saying? 76 00:05:37,931 --> 00:05:38,861 Okay, Schneider. 77 00:05:38,865 --> 00:05:40,925 God, you're cute when you're mad. 78 00:05:40,933 --> 00:05:42,933 Do they wonder what you're like at home? 79 00:05:42,935 --> 00:05:43,865 What am I like at home? 80 00:05:43,869 --> 00:05:46,769 You're like one perfect asshole at home. 81 00:05:46,771 --> 00:05:48,001 Perfect, huh? 82 00:05:48,005 --> 00:05:49,395 Yeah. 83 00:05:49,406 --> 00:05:50,606 You know-- These pillows. 84 00:05:50,607 --> 00:05:52,767 I don't know, they're so big. 85 00:05:52,775 --> 00:05:54,305 Nobody's gonna be able to sit here. 86 00:05:54,309 --> 00:05:56,379 I would've helped you if you waited for me. 87 00:05:56,377 --> 00:05:57,507 Don't try to get on my good side. 88 00:05:57,511 --> 00:05:58,811 I didn't know you had a good side. 89 00:05:58,812 --> 00:06:02,412 [MOCKING TONE] I didn't know you had a good side. Heh. 90 00:06:02,415 --> 00:06:04,345 Oh, God. I don't know what I'm gonna do 91 00:06:04,350 --> 00:06:08,320 about this interview in New York this weekend. 92 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:10,590 Oh, thank you. 93 00:06:10,588 --> 00:06:13,358 You peeled the onions. This is great. 94 00:06:13,357 --> 00:06:13,857 Thank you. 95 00:06:13,857 --> 00:06:17,487 Plus, there's this dumb wedding. 96 00:06:17,493 --> 00:06:18,933 Should I go or not? 97 00:06:18,927 --> 00:06:20,057 Go. 98 00:06:20,061 --> 00:06:22,461 I don't think so. 99 00:06:23,030 --> 00:06:24,330 Don't go. 100 00:06:24,331 --> 00:06:26,401 Why not? 101 00:06:28,467 --> 00:06:31,467 Look, your father's getting married. 102 00:06:31,470 --> 00:06:32,770 Go to your father's wedding. 103 00:06:32,771 --> 00:06:34,371 Go to your father's wedding. I am staying 104 00:06:34,372 --> 00:06:37,342 in this dumb hotel so my father won't even know 105 00:06:37,341 --> 00:06:38,571 that I'm in town. 106 00:06:38,575 --> 00:06:39,965 I told you that. 107 00:06:39,976 --> 00:06:42,536 I'm gonna be the spinster at this wedding. 108 00:06:42,545 --> 00:06:43,475 You're a spinster, 109 00:06:43,479 --> 00:06:46,379 don't feel bad. I'm not. 110 00:06:46,381 --> 00:06:47,351 Come here, come here. 111 00:06:47,348 --> 00:06:49,778 Look at me. Look at me. Come with me to the wedding. 112 00:06:49,783 --> 00:06:50,923 Ha-ha, I'm just kidding. 113 00:06:50,917 --> 00:06:52,717 The reason I don't wanna go to this wedding 114 00:06:52,718 --> 00:06:55,818 is I can't stand the woman that my father is marrying. 115 00:06:55,821 --> 00:06:58,351 I mean, why does he have to marry someone his own age? 116 00:06:58,356 --> 00:07:01,086 You know, he could have married a-- A chorus girl. 117 00:07:01,092 --> 00:07:03,062 Really. I understand. 118 00:07:03,060 --> 00:07:05,860 No, you don't. You don't. 119 00:07:05,862 --> 00:07:08,462 I mean, she's making him sell the house. 120 00:07:08,464 --> 00:07:09,804 She doesn't even know how to swim. 121 00:07:09,798 --> 00:07:10,828 She doesn't know how to swim? 122 00:07:10,832 --> 00:07:13,072 Oh! You never said she didn't know how to swim. 123 00:07:13,067 --> 00:07:14,467 That's serious. Give me a break. 124 00:07:14,468 --> 00:07:16,768 A woman, who doesn't know how to swim, is getting married. 125 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:19,500 We're having Grand Marnier omelets for dessert. 126 00:07:19,506 --> 00:07:20,836 We're having peaches for dessert. 127 00:07:20,840 --> 00:07:22,640 Cooperman is snapping at my ass, 128 00:07:22,641 --> 00:07:25,111 my father is marrying someone I hate. 129 00:07:25,110 --> 00:07:28,540 We're having Grand Marnier omelets, okay? 130 00:07:28,546 --> 00:07:33,416 [¶¶¶] 131 00:07:38,121 --> 00:07:40,051 [HUMMING] 132 00:07:49,532 --> 00:07:52,802 [¶¶¶] 133 00:07:56,004 --> 00:07:58,044 Carry your two. 134 00:08:02,843 --> 00:08:05,883 KATE: I'd like to kill that little Cooperman. 135 00:08:05,879 --> 00:08:08,449 Now he's working on the two fusion. 136 00:08:08,448 --> 00:08:10,678 Jesus. 137 00:08:12,518 --> 00:08:13,548 [SIGHS] 138 00:08:13,552 --> 00:08:15,992 [SIGHS] 139 00:08:16,721 --> 00:08:17,721 I should work this weekend 140 00:08:17,722 --> 00:08:21,062 instead of running around to a pointless interview. 141 00:08:22,426 --> 00:08:25,556 They probably just want me because I'm a woman. 142 00:08:27,530 --> 00:08:32,130 I just don't wanna go up for it and not get it, you know? 143 00:08:35,437 --> 00:08:37,567 Oh, Homer. Uh, no. 144 00:08:38,039 --> 00:08:40,609 Do you know that I'm not even sure that I want this job. 145 00:08:40,608 --> 00:08:43,208 I mean, I don't know I want an administrative job. 146 00:08:43,210 --> 00:08:44,540 It's boring. 147 00:08:44,544 --> 00:08:45,544 Do you know--? 148 00:08:45,545 --> 00:08:46,935 Are you making fun of me? What? No. 149 00:08:46,946 --> 00:08:48,506 Go ahead. I'm-- I'm-- 150 00:08:48,514 --> 00:08:49,784 Oh, no. 151 00:08:49,781 --> 00:08:52,081 BOTH: You are! 152 00:08:53,951 --> 00:08:56,521 Do you know what I'd like? What? 153 00:08:56,520 --> 00:08:59,920 God, if I could just solve this problem. 154 00:08:59,923 --> 00:09:02,763 I-- Do you understand, it would be--? 155 00:09:02,759 --> 00:09:06,489 I would be in a-- In a class with Euclid and Newton. 156 00:09:06,496 --> 00:09:07,756 Really. Uh-huh. 157 00:09:07,763 --> 00:09:09,233 I would be-- 158 00:09:09,231 --> 00:09:13,501 Except for Newton made his breakthrough when he was 22. 159 00:09:13,501 --> 00:09:15,531 Uh-oh. 160 00:09:15,536 --> 00:09:15,896 Homer! 161 00:09:15,903 --> 00:09:17,503 Okay. It's not funny. 162 00:09:17,504 --> 00:09:18,504 No, no. This is serious. 163 00:09:18,505 --> 00:09:20,505 I'm-- Oh, listen. You kidding? 164 00:09:20,507 --> 00:09:23,007 Talking about your breakthrough. This is my life! 165 00:09:23,009 --> 00:09:25,509 Of course, I'm listening. 166 00:09:27,746 --> 00:09:29,806 Look, maybe... 167 00:09:29,814 --> 00:09:33,154 Maybe I don't even have to make a choice. 168 00:09:33,150 --> 00:09:35,080 Maybe I can take this job. 169 00:09:35,085 --> 00:09:38,715 I'll have time to do my own work. 170 00:09:38,721 --> 00:09:42,891 Then the only problem I'd have would be leaving you. 171 00:09:42,891 --> 00:09:44,721 Which might not be a bad idea. 172 00:09:44,726 --> 00:09:45,726 [LAUGHS] 173 00:09:45,727 --> 00:09:46,257 [LAUGHS] 174 00:09:46,260 --> 00:09:49,790 Kate, taking Homer with you to New York this weekend? 175 00:09:49,796 --> 00:09:50,756 No, what for? 176 00:09:50,763 --> 00:09:52,903 To hang around outside my interview? 177 00:09:52,898 --> 00:09:55,268 No. To go with you to your father's wedding. 178 00:09:55,267 --> 00:09:57,867 I'm not sure I'm gonna go. 179 00:09:57,869 --> 00:09:59,799 Really? Mm. 180 00:09:59,804 --> 00:10:01,604 The original daddy's girl? 181 00:10:01,605 --> 00:10:03,805 I think I might just go to the interview 182 00:10:03,807 --> 00:10:06,007 and come right back. 183 00:10:06,009 --> 00:10:07,069 Well, I hope you get it. 184 00:10:07,076 --> 00:10:09,576 It sounds like a great job. 185 00:10:09,578 --> 00:10:12,908 I'd have to move to New York. 186 00:10:12,914 --> 00:10:14,754 I'd go in a second. 187 00:10:14,749 --> 00:10:17,649 Really? What about Homer? 188 00:10:17,651 --> 00:10:20,051 We're just getting settled, you know? 189 00:10:20,053 --> 00:10:22,693 Yeah, I know. 190 00:10:22,688 --> 00:10:25,688 He's very nice, you know. 191 00:10:25,691 --> 00:10:27,591 He makes me laugh. 192 00:10:27,592 --> 00:10:30,262 Yeah, I know. 193 00:10:30,262 --> 00:10:32,202 He gives me lots of space. 194 00:10:32,197 --> 00:10:33,727 Yeah, I know. 195 00:10:33,731 --> 00:10:36,931 Of course I care, she's my daughter too. 196 00:10:36,934 --> 00:10:39,374 [WHISPERING] Interview or wedding? 197 00:10:39,369 --> 00:10:40,099 Either. 198 00:10:40,103 --> 00:10:41,843 Well, why? What does she say? 199 00:10:41,838 --> 00:10:43,898 She's not eating or what? 200 00:10:43,906 --> 00:10:45,936 Lucy. 201 00:10:46,174 --> 00:10:47,844 On the left, I think. 202 00:10:47,842 --> 00:10:50,282 Uh, appendicitis is what? 203 00:10:50,277 --> 00:10:51,037 No, just a-- 204 00:10:51,044 --> 00:10:54,114 Oh, is her stomach hard with pain? 205 00:10:54,113 --> 00:10:57,053 Is her stomach hard with pain? 206 00:10:57,049 --> 00:10:58,179 Is her stool loose? 207 00:10:58,183 --> 00:11:00,953 Is her stool loose? 208 00:11:00,952 --> 00:11:01,652 No. 209 00:11:01,652 --> 00:11:02,982 It's not appendicitis. 210 00:11:02,986 --> 00:11:03,816 Not appendicitis. 211 00:11:03,820 --> 00:11:05,790 It's probably just an upset stomach. 212 00:11:05,788 --> 00:11:08,718 Yeah, just-- Just have her rest. 213 00:11:08,724 --> 00:11:10,224 I thought that was fixed? 214 00:11:10,225 --> 00:11:11,715 It broke? It broke again? 215 00:11:11,726 --> 00:11:13,126 All right, well, don't-- 216 00:11:13,127 --> 00:11:14,957 Don't worry about it. 217 00:11:14,962 --> 00:11:16,802 How did the audition go? 218 00:11:16,797 --> 00:11:18,427 All your experience counts for something. 219 00:11:18,431 --> 00:11:20,701 Other people could have big resumes but, 220 00:11:20,699 --> 00:11:22,099 I mean, you know about-- [KATE GRUNTS] 221 00:11:22,100 --> 00:11:24,370 HOMER: Unfeeling husbands. [KATE GROANS] 222 00:11:24,368 --> 00:11:27,868 Audrey, look, I wanna talk to you about this more, but-- 223 00:11:27,871 --> 00:11:29,271 L-Let me call you back. 224 00:11:29,272 --> 00:11:31,072 [SIGHS] 225 00:11:32,307 --> 00:11:34,737 I cannot wear this to an interview. 226 00:11:34,742 --> 00:11:35,972 Katherine, take it easy. 227 00:11:35,976 --> 00:11:37,436 Take it easy. You said it yourself. 228 00:11:37,444 --> 00:11:39,044 You probably won't even get the job. 229 00:11:39,045 --> 00:11:40,835 It's just an affirmative action ploy. 230 00:11:40,846 --> 00:11:43,276 They gotta interview a woman. Take it easy. 231 00:11:43,281 --> 00:11:45,011 I don't wanna go to the interview. 232 00:11:45,016 --> 00:11:46,346 I don't wanna go to the wedding. 233 00:11:46,350 --> 00:11:49,080 You go to the wedding you'll be able to have pastrami. 234 00:11:49,086 --> 00:11:52,446 Do you think they're getting married in a deli? 235 00:11:52,456 --> 00:11:53,116 God. 236 00:11:53,123 --> 00:11:54,423 Where are they getting married? 237 00:11:54,424 --> 00:11:55,964 For lunch you're having-- 238 00:11:55,958 --> 00:11:57,218 What? --a cheese sandwich. 239 00:11:57,225 --> 00:11:58,055 Tonight you have-- 240 00:11:58,059 --> 00:12:00,729 What are you doing? --cold skewers of shish kebab. 241 00:12:00,728 --> 00:12:02,228 Sunday you have the kids. 242 00:12:02,229 --> 00:12:03,759 Chinese with the kids. 243 00:12:03,763 --> 00:12:05,263 Kate. Kate, take it easy. Lunch. 244 00:12:05,264 --> 00:12:07,804 Take it easy. Shit. 245 00:12:07,799 --> 00:12:10,429 I'll broil you-- I'll broil you a chicken. 246 00:12:10,434 --> 00:12:12,004 I don't have time to do this. 247 00:12:12,002 --> 00:12:13,272 Hey! Take it easy! 248 00:12:13,269 --> 00:12:14,999 You're gonna have to go out. 249 00:12:15,004 --> 00:12:16,074 So I'll make some eggs. 250 00:12:16,071 --> 00:12:17,001 You can't have eggs. 251 00:12:17,005 --> 00:12:19,105 We had eggs in last night's soufflé. 252 00:12:19,107 --> 00:12:21,037 That's too much cholesterol. 253 00:12:21,042 --> 00:12:22,782 So I'll have a coronary. 254 00:12:22,777 --> 00:12:24,407 Really. Ow! Ow! 255 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:26,011 Okay, it's nothing, it's nothing. 256 00:12:26,012 --> 00:12:28,082 The chicken slipped. The chicken slipped. 257 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:29,780 Okay, let me see. Broke my toe. 258 00:12:29,781 --> 00:12:30,411 You should wear shoes. 259 00:12:30,414 --> 00:12:32,784 Oh, it's nothing. No, it's broken. 260 00:12:32,783 --> 00:12:34,153 My toe. It's your out. 261 00:12:34,151 --> 00:12:35,451 It's your out. 262 00:12:35,452 --> 00:12:37,852 Dear Dad, can't make wedding, 263 00:12:37,854 --> 00:12:39,724 chicken broke toe and I don't care. 264 00:12:39,722 --> 00:12:41,252 ¶ Chicken broke toe And I don't care ¶ 265 00:12:41,256 --> 00:12:42,956 ¶ Chicken broke toe And I don't care ¶ 266 00:12:42,957 --> 00:12:44,757 ¶ Chicken broke toe And I don't care ¶ 267 00:12:44,758 --> 00:12:46,288 ¶ Da-boo, boo, boo, boo ¶ 268 00:12:46,292 --> 00:12:48,862 I'm all packed. 269 00:12:55,834 --> 00:12:58,034 This concept of housing holds out the promise 270 00:12:58,036 --> 00:13:02,266 of a life of dignified and autonomous. 271 00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:11,880 My toe's better. 272 00:13:11,882 --> 00:13:13,882 Oh, okay. 273 00:13:16,219 --> 00:13:17,889 What we've done in this project 274 00:13:17,887 --> 00:13:20,187 is to employ the idea of defensible space. 275 00:13:20,189 --> 00:13:23,189 There's been a gratifying consensus among the elderly 276 00:13:23,192 --> 00:13:26,062 that this concept of housing will-- 277 00:13:26,061 --> 00:13:27,531 Uh... 278 00:13:27,529 --> 00:13:29,229 What? 279 00:13:30,397 --> 00:13:33,157 What? No, no. W-- 280 00:13:33,166 --> 00:13:35,896 D-Don't you think that, um, 281 00:13:35,902 --> 00:13:39,042 "gratifying consensus" is-- Is a crap phrase? 282 00:13:39,038 --> 00:13:41,138 A crap phrase? 283 00:13:41,140 --> 00:13:41,970 Yeah. 284 00:13:41,974 --> 00:13:44,114 I don't think it's a crap phrase, no. 285 00:13:44,109 --> 00:13:47,109 No? No, I don't think so. 286 00:13:47,112 --> 00:13:49,312 Possibly. Yeah, look at it. 287 00:13:49,314 --> 00:13:50,414 Possibly. 288 00:13:50,415 --> 00:13:51,905 You want to listen to this? Yeah. 289 00:13:51,916 --> 00:13:54,516 Would you like that? Okay. Well, listen to this. 290 00:13:54,518 --> 00:13:55,478 Uh, you seem easy. 291 00:13:55,485 --> 00:13:56,915 [CLEARS THROAT] 292 00:13:56,919 --> 00:13:58,519 Um... 293 00:14:00,455 --> 00:14:01,885 This is just the rough draft. 294 00:14:01,889 --> 00:14:03,859 Don't, uh-- You know. Okay. 295 00:14:03,857 --> 00:14:07,117 "The elderly in buildings with family units include children-- 296 00:14:07,126 --> 00:14:09,386 "For the elderly in buildings with family units, 297 00:14:09,394 --> 00:14:11,964 including children are being victimized." 298 00:14:11,963 --> 00:14:13,133 What does that mean? 299 00:14:13,130 --> 00:14:17,400 Could you make that simpler, more direct? 300 00:14:20,035 --> 00:14:23,495 Elderly people who live in buildings, uh-- 301 00:14:23,505 --> 00:14:25,065 Down the hall could be a family 302 00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:26,913 with teenage kids. Uh-huh. 303 00:14:26,908 --> 00:14:28,308 They go to their mailbox to, uh, 304 00:14:28,309 --> 00:14:29,369 pick up a social security check. 305 00:14:29,376 --> 00:14:32,136 They go shop, they come back they're afraid somebody's gonna 306 00:14:32,145 --> 00:14:34,905 beat the shit out of them. Oh, I-- I didn't get that. 307 00:14:34,914 --> 00:14:36,354 Oh, that's great. Why don't you say that? 308 00:14:36,348 --> 00:14:39,318 I can't say beat the shit out of them. This is gonna be on TV. 309 00:14:39,317 --> 00:14:42,887 You're right, you're right. I'm sorry. 310 00:14:44,121 --> 00:14:45,891 Um... 311 00:14:46,289 --> 00:14:48,459 "What we do is take two of the buildings in the project 312 00:14:48,457 --> 00:14:50,417 "and designate them as elderly buildings. 313 00:14:50,425 --> 00:14:51,455 This way--" Wait a minute. 314 00:14:51,459 --> 00:14:53,859 I don't think you should say "elderly buildings." 315 00:14:53,861 --> 00:14:55,291 Why not? I don't think it's clear. 316 00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:58,895 It's perfectly clear. It sounds as if the buildings 317 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,028 are elderly. Yes. No, no. 318 00:15:00,032 --> 00:15:01,262 Elderly people in the building. 319 00:15:01,266 --> 00:15:03,196 No. It sounds like this, uh, 320 00:15:03,201 --> 00:15:06,341 rusty pipes, cracking walls-- 321 00:15:07,838 --> 00:15:10,538 Elderly buildings. Yeah. 322 00:15:11,107 --> 00:15:13,037 Maybe. Maybe. 323 00:15:14,276 --> 00:15:15,276 Uh... 324 00:15:15,277 --> 00:15:18,137 All right, let me look-- It's probably a moot point. 325 00:15:18,146 --> 00:15:19,846 Maybe. I'll look at it. 326 00:15:19,847 --> 00:15:21,507 "Uh, a new person coming to visit, 327 00:15:21,515 --> 00:15:24,145 a teenage delivery boy sticks out like a sore thumb." 328 00:15:24,150 --> 00:15:26,380 Don't always-- I'm sorry. What? 329 00:15:26,385 --> 00:15:29,585 When you're doing it. I'm not doing gestures. 330 00:15:29,588 --> 00:15:31,488 No, I'm just running through-- Okay. Right. 331 00:15:31,489 --> 00:15:34,319 Okay. No, I-- Don't think that-- This is not-- 332 00:15:34,325 --> 00:15:36,255 All right. Oh, I-- I'm sorry. 333 00:15:36,260 --> 00:15:37,490 "Patrols sit in the lobby together 334 00:15:37,494 --> 00:15:39,894 "and watch the television monitor in the courtyard. 335 00:15:39,896 --> 00:15:42,556 Then they press the buttons to admit people or not." 336 00:15:42,565 --> 00:15:43,955 That's-- I like that. 337 00:15:43,966 --> 00:15:45,226 I like that phrase, it's good. 338 00:15:45,233 --> 00:15:48,273 What's a good phrase? Sit-- Sit in the lobby? 339 00:15:48,269 --> 00:15:49,229 Press buttons? 340 00:15:49,236 --> 00:15:50,166 Both of them. Both? 341 00:15:50,170 --> 00:15:53,170 Yeah. Good phrases. [PHONE RINGS] 342 00:15:53,173 --> 00:15:56,243 Brilliant. Sure. 343 00:15:56,242 --> 00:15:58,382 Hello. Schneider. 344 00:16:02,347 --> 00:16:04,507 I'll have you out of there in 24 hours. 345 00:16:04,515 --> 00:16:06,245 [LAUGHS] 346 00:16:07,584 --> 00:16:08,654 I'll miss you. 347 00:16:08,651 --> 00:16:10,551 Have a good time. 348 00:16:14,522 --> 00:16:16,022 "And designate them as buildings 349 00:16:16,023 --> 00:16:19,263 in which only elderly tenants will reside." 350 00:16:24,364 --> 00:16:29,034 [¶¶¶] 351 00:16:37,977 --> 00:16:42,247 [¶¶¶] 352 00:17:10,508 --> 00:17:11,438 Daddy? 353 00:17:11,442 --> 00:17:13,072 I'm here. 354 00:17:13,409 --> 00:17:15,279 No, in New York. 355 00:17:15,277 --> 00:17:16,937 Yeah. 356 00:17:16,945 --> 00:17:18,435 Oh, uh, actually, I'm-- 357 00:17:18,446 --> 00:17:21,006 I'm staying in a hotel. Yeah. 358 00:17:21,015 --> 00:17:21,705 I know it's crazy, 359 00:17:21,715 --> 00:17:25,345 but I thought I'd surprise you. Here's your keys, miss. 360 00:17:25,351 --> 00:17:28,591 No. I wouldn't miss your wedding for the world. 361 00:17:28,587 --> 00:17:30,117 Oh, of course I'll be there Sunday. 362 00:17:30,121 --> 00:17:37,031 I'm going to this interview, and I'll see you tonight. 363 00:17:37,027 --> 00:17:38,087 Oh. 364 00:17:38,094 --> 00:17:39,534 Jeremy Grant at Yale, 365 00:17:39,528 --> 00:17:41,528 he's a great fan of your thesis. 366 00:17:41,530 --> 00:17:43,300 You know, uh-- Have you done any, uh, 367 00:17:43,298 --> 00:17:45,398 new work in your group yet? 368 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:46,400 Uh, no. 369 00:17:46,401 --> 00:17:47,101 Not yet. 370 00:17:47,101 --> 00:17:49,331 I broke my back on group theory. 371 00:17:49,336 --> 00:17:51,566 Now it's moved way past me now. 372 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:55,271 No, new younger minds have to take over. 373 00:17:55,274 --> 00:17:59,144 Has your own work come to a standstill, Dr. Gunzinger? 374 00:17:59,144 --> 00:18:00,384 Well, I-- 375 00:18:00,378 --> 00:18:01,278 [CLEARS THROAT] 376 00:18:01,278 --> 00:18:03,178 I certainly hope not. No. 377 00:18:03,180 --> 00:18:06,310 You know this job is largely administrative. 378 00:18:06,316 --> 00:18:07,206 Oh, yes, I understand 379 00:18:07,216 --> 00:18:09,116 that there'd be some administrative duties, 380 00:18:09,117 --> 00:18:12,077 but I certainly expect to continue with my own work. 381 00:18:12,086 --> 00:18:14,686 I-If you can manage to do your own work too, 382 00:18:14,688 --> 00:18:16,548 we'd be delighted. 383 00:18:16,556 --> 00:18:17,516 You could guarantee me a-- 384 00:18:17,523 --> 00:18:21,093 A certain number of hours for my own research, couldn't you? 385 00:18:21,093 --> 00:18:22,463 No, no. We can't guarantee that. 386 00:18:22,461 --> 00:18:26,301 But-- But your workload would vary from year to year. 387 00:18:26,298 --> 00:18:27,858 Right. Sure. 388 00:18:27,866 --> 00:18:29,526 Vary from year to year. 389 00:18:29,534 --> 00:18:30,874 It's been a pleasure to meet you. 390 00:18:30,868 --> 00:18:33,538 Yes, you too, professor. Take care. 391 00:18:33,537 --> 00:18:35,637 Excuse me. Bye. Take care. 392 00:18:35,639 --> 00:18:36,669 Very nice-- Call you soon. 393 00:18:36,673 --> 00:18:42,383 Nice to talk to you, professor. Arigato, Professor Ioto. 394 00:18:42,378 --> 00:18:44,178 [SIGHS] 395 00:18:45,146 --> 00:18:49,406 [¶¶¶] 396 00:19:32,392 --> 00:19:35,862 [BAND PLAYING MELLOW MUSIC] 397 00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:45,741 [LAUGHS] 398 00:19:45,738 --> 00:19:49,408 Daddy. How are you? Oh! 399 00:19:51,376 --> 00:19:54,236 Emma. Emma, you remember my lovely girl? 400 00:19:54,245 --> 00:19:55,535 Kate, how are you, dear? 401 00:19:55,546 --> 00:19:58,246 KATE: Oh, you look great. JACOB: Yes. 402 00:19:58,248 --> 00:20:00,648 KATE: You should have seen me. JACOB: How about you? 403 00:20:00,650 --> 00:20:03,420 I just blew it. The first thing they said to me, 404 00:20:03,419 --> 00:20:05,949 "Has your own work come standstill?" 405 00:20:05,954 --> 00:20:09,264 Okay. Come here, I wanna-- 406 00:20:09,257 --> 00:20:11,317 Where are you going? If you wanna talk to me 407 00:20:11,325 --> 00:20:13,525 you have to all around. Kate. 408 00:20:14,961 --> 00:20:19,431 [WHISPERS] Thank God your dear mother didn't live to see this day. 409 00:20:19,432 --> 00:20:20,562 GAIL: Kate, you creep. 410 00:20:20,566 --> 00:20:22,666 I had to find out from Uncle Jake 411 00:20:22,668 --> 00:20:23,728 you moved in with Homer. 412 00:20:23,735 --> 00:20:27,635 Oh, yeah. We finally-- 413 00:20:27,638 --> 00:20:29,898 We moved in because-- 414 00:20:29,906 --> 00:20:32,406 We thought, why not? You know? 415 00:20:32,408 --> 00:20:34,408 Oh, it's-- GAIL: That's great. 416 00:20:34,410 --> 00:20:36,510 JACOB: Kate. There's lots of space. 417 00:20:36,512 --> 00:20:38,682 And love? No love? 418 00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:40,210 JACOB: Kate, come back here. 419 00:20:40,214 --> 00:20:42,414 You haven't met everybody. Can I help it? 420 00:20:42,416 --> 00:20:44,346 I'm just an old-fashioned girl. 421 00:20:44,351 --> 00:20:46,251 Bloomingdale's tomorrow? 422 00:20:46,252 --> 00:20:47,222 Great. 423 00:20:47,219 --> 00:20:49,389 I'll talk to you later. 424 00:20:49,387 --> 00:20:51,747 This is Maryanne, my lovely new daughter. 425 00:20:51,756 --> 00:20:52,786 KATE: Hello. Good to meet you. 426 00:20:52,790 --> 00:20:54,960 JACOB: Jerome, psychiatrist. Pleased to meet you. 427 00:20:54,958 --> 00:20:58,228 KATE: How do you do? JACOB: Ben, like his father. 428 00:20:58,227 --> 00:20:59,487 Hi. Hi. Sorry. 429 00:20:59,494 --> 00:21:01,694 Now tell me, how did the interview go? 430 00:21:01,696 --> 00:21:02,996 Oh... 431 00:21:02,997 --> 00:21:04,397 I should have kept my mouth shut. 432 00:21:04,398 --> 00:21:05,798 I don't think I'm gonna get it. 433 00:21:05,799 --> 00:21:08,329 Well, that doesn't sound like you. 434 00:21:08,334 --> 00:21:09,374 This is the girl that got 100 435 00:21:09,368 --> 00:21:14,298 on every math Regent except for 98 in plane geometry. 436 00:21:14,306 --> 00:21:16,466 Daddy. JACOB: Thesis was on sporadic groups. 437 00:21:16,474 --> 00:21:19,274 I told my children to follow their talents, do the things 438 00:21:19,276 --> 00:21:20,006 that make them the happiest. 439 00:21:20,010 --> 00:21:24,450 That's very impressive, Mom. Let her eat. 440 00:21:28,417 --> 00:21:33,017 Tell me, what did you get wrong in plane geometry? 441 00:21:33,021 --> 00:21:35,891 KATE: The problem was to 442 00:21:35,890 --> 00:21:40,030 compute the area of a patio around a pool, 443 00:21:40,027 --> 00:21:42,687 and I applied the right method, but I-- 444 00:21:42,696 --> 00:21:46,556 I put the patio inside the pool. 445 00:21:46,566 --> 00:21:47,026 [LAUGHS] 446 00:21:47,033 --> 00:21:49,903 That wouldn't happen to me now. I live with a builder. 447 00:21:49,902 --> 00:21:53,302 RITA: So how is the married man? 448 00:21:53,305 --> 00:21:53,965 KATE: Rita. 449 00:21:53,972 --> 00:21:56,712 Mom, Kate's friend was divorced 450 00:21:56,708 --> 00:21:57,808 before she met him. 451 00:21:57,809 --> 00:22:00,579 KATE: Thank you, Gail. 452 00:22:00,578 --> 00:22:01,608 Families. 453 00:22:01,612 --> 00:22:03,352 Did you see the dedication to, uh-- 454 00:22:03,347 --> 00:22:04,907 To Gail in Lee Carnaby's novel? 455 00:22:04,915 --> 00:22:05,975 No. Yes. I saw it. 456 00:22:05,982 --> 00:22:07,052 HUNTER: She was his editor. 457 00:22:07,049 --> 00:22:09,649 MARYANN: Oh, I loved his last book. 458 00:22:09,651 --> 00:22:11,981 [GUESTS CHATTERING] 459 00:22:11,986 --> 00:22:15,016 [BAND PLAYING SLOW WALTZ MUSIC] 460 00:22:15,022 --> 00:22:17,522 GAIL: I really do enjoy it. 461 00:22:20,693 --> 00:22:23,993 They're playing a waltz. I wanna dance with my girl. 462 00:22:51,757 --> 00:22:53,657 Thanks for the rescue. 463 00:22:53,658 --> 00:22:55,488 Freudian. 464 00:22:57,328 --> 00:23:00,058 I don't like shrinks. 465 00:23:00,064 --> 00:23:02,104 Neither do I. 466 00:23:02,099 --> 00:23:04,829 Why did you choose it as a profession? 467 00:23:04,835 --> 00:23:05,965 No, that was your father. 468 00:23:05,969 --> 00:23:07,029 No, that was your father. 469 00:23:07,036 --> 00:23:08,096 My father's a pediatrician. 470 00:23:08,103 --> 00:23:10,773 Your father the pediatrician's introduction. 471 00:23:10,772 --> 00:23:14,912 My brother-in-law, Jerome, he's a psychiatrist. 472 00:23:16,410 --> 00:23:19,710 He said, "Ben, like his father." 473 00:23:19,713 --> 00:23:21,813 The name Ben. 474 00:23:21,815 --> 00:23:23,975 Oh. 475 00:23:42,501 --> 00:23:44,101 Which one is your wife? 476 00:23:44,102 --> 00:23:45,972 Uh, the one you don't see. 477 00:23:45,970 --> 00:23:48,670 She's in Holland. 478 00:24:02,986 --> 00:24:04,816 Good. 479 00:24:25,141 --> 00:24:27,011 Whoa. Excuse me. 480 00:24:27,009 --> 00:24:27,709 Excuse me. 481 00:24:27,709 --> 00:24:29,139 I'm sorry. You all right? 482 00:24:29,143 --> 00:24:31,113 Fred I think you'd better find Ginger. I-- 483 00:24:31,111 --> 00:24:33,141 You feel sick? I'm gonna barf all over 484 00:24:33,146 --> 00:24:35,476 my tap shoes. 485 00:24:38,450 --> 00:24:39,920 Take a deep breath. That's it. 486 00:24:39,918 --> 00:24:42,048 Take a deep breath. That's it. 487 00:24:42,053 --> 00:24:43,823 That's good. 488 00:24:43,821 --> 00:24:45,621 All right. 489 00:24:45,622 --> 00:24:47,052 You still feel nauseous? 490 00:24:47,056 --> 00:24:49,056 Yeah? Yeah. 491 00:24:49,058 --> 00:24:50,958 Uh... Okay, let's go for it. 492 00:24:50,959 --> 00:24:53,129 Put two fingers in the back of your throat, 493 00:24:53,127 --> 00:24:54,157 just let her rip. 494 00:24:54,161 --> 00:24:57,031 I gotcha. Just watch out for the shoes. 495 00:24:57,030 --> 00:24:59,600 I gotcha. 496 00:25:01,901 --> 00:25:05,771 Mm. No guts? 497 00:25:05,771 --> 00:25:07,101 Are you all right? 498 00:25:07,105 --> 00:25:09,205 KATE: Mm-hm. 499 00:25:09,207 --> 00:25:10,107 You sure? 500 00:25:10,107 --> 00:25:11,667 Yeah. Fine. 501 00:25:11,675 --> 00:25:15,135 Oh, I hope you visit us in Stockbridge. 502 00:25:15,145 --> 00:25:17,445 It's a nice house. 503 00:25:17,447 --> 00:25:18,147 We have a duck pond. 504 00:25:18,147 --> 00:25:21,747 Oh. Well, I have very little time off, 505 00:25:21,750 --> 00:25:24,920 and when I do, I try to get to the ocean. 506 00:25:24,919 --> 00:25:25,879 Your father told you that, uh, 507 00:25:25,886 --> 00:25:28,216 he sold the beach house because of me. 508 00:25:28,221 --> 00:25:31,661 Yeah. Oh, I understand. 509 00:25:31,657 --> 00:25:32,957 You have a duck pond. 510 00:25:32,958 --> 00:25:33,888 That's wonderful. 511 00:25:33,892 --> 00:25:36,492 Your father's not supposed to heave that boat around. 512 00:25:36,494 --> 00:25:38,134 I mean, after his last cardiogram, 513 00:25:38,128 --> 00:25:40,628 not even day sails if he won't put a motor on. 514 00:25:40,630 --> 00:25:42,160 I know that. 515 00:25:45,167 --> 00:25:47,767 Well, if you and your mother couldn't, uh-- 516 00:25:47,769 --> 00:25:49,199 Couldn't make him do it, 517 00:25:49,203 --> 00:25:51,203 what chance do I have? 518 00:25:51,205 --> 00:25:52,965 So I told him that I, uh-- 519 00:25:52,973 --> 00:25:54,613 I would like to live in Stockbridge 520 00:25:54,607 --> 00:25:57,867 to be near Maryanne and the children. 521 00:25:59,043 --> 00:26:01,643 That's nice. Nice. 522 00:26:01,645 --> 00:26:03,705 I mean, for you, that's great. 523 00:26:03,713 --> 00:26:05,683 Be near your grandchildren. 524 00:26:05,681 --> 00:26:08,151 Ha. Kate, 525 00:26:08,150 --> 00:26:10,120 I've raised my children. 526 00:26:10,118 --> 00:26:11,848 I mean, I-- I don't wanna 527 00:26:11,853 --> 00:26:15,223 be an unpaid babysitter for my grandchildren. 528 00:26:16,891 --> 00:26:17,821 I don't understand. 529 00:26:17,825 --> 00:26:22,225 Jacob will sell the beach house for my sake, 530 00:26:22,229 --> 00:26:24,959 not because of his last cardiogram, 531 00:26:24,965 --> 00:26:26,555 but because he thinks 532 00:26:26,566 --> 00:26:28,666 that I want to live in Stockbridge. 533 00:26:28,668 --> 00:26:30,998 It's not a perfect plan. 534 00:26:31,003 --> 00:26:34,503 My son-in-law and I are not what you'd call devoted. 535 00:26:34,506 --> 00:26:38,876 I mean, he thinks I'm a pretty silly woman. 536 00:26:38,877 --> 00:26:40,237 [LAUGHS] 537 00:26:40,245 --> 00:26:42,175 I guess he's right. 538 00:26:42,180 --> 00:26:43,710 Here I am choosing to live 539 00:26:43,714 --> 00:26:47,024 only a goddamn duck pond away from him. 540 00:26:47,017 --> 00:26:48,547 [LAUGHS] 541 00:26:48,551 --> 00:26:51,651 I'm not a brilliant young mathematician who-- 542 00:26:51,654 --> 00:26:53,254 Who can do sporadic groups. 543 00:26:53,255 --> 00:26:56,715 I just did the best I could. 544 00:27:01,629 --> 00:27:04,129 Uh, what color is your dress? 545 00:27:04,831 --> 00:27:06,631 For Sunday? 546 00:27:07,666 --> 00:27:09,166 Blue. 547 00:27:10,701 --> 00:27:15,271 Nice. A lovely color for you. 548 00:27:24,948 --> 00:27:26,648 Ugh. 549 00:27:27,950 --> 00:27:28,820 Come on. Ah! 550 00:27:28,817 --> 00:27:30,977 BEN: I got two or three stadiums. 551 00:27:30,985 --> 00:27:33,945 You know, you get those white lights... 552 00:27:33,954 --> 00:27:38,294 So what's it feel like, uh, not to be playing anymore? 553 00:27:38,291 --> 00:27:39,291 I'm sore every morning. 554 00:27:39,292 --> 00:27:42,562 No one bothered to tell me this was Ben Lewin. 555 00:27:42,561 --> 00:27:43,661 Who? 556 00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:44,862 Ben Lewin, Kate. 557 00:27:44,863 --> 00:27:49,173 The guy who robbed Reggie Jackson of his homer in Detroit. 558 00:27:49,901 --> 00:27:51,801 Katie, he's a ball player. 559 00:27:51,802 --> 00:27:54,042 He had an operation on his shoulder. 560 00:27:54,037 --> 00:27:55,337 He went to spring training anyway, 561 00:27:55,339 --> 00:27:58,209 but the doctors told him he had to quit. 562 00:27:58,208 --> 00:27:59,038 [LAUGHS] 563 00:27:59,042 --> 00:28:00,842 BEN: No, I don't think so. I think I'm-- 564 00:28:00,843 --> 00:28:03,683 So you think you're going to be a manager or-- 565 00:28:03,679 --> 00:28:05,309 Are you okay? 566 00:28:06,047 --> 00:28:07,747 Oh, yeah. 567 00:28:08,014 --> 00:28:09,414 Yeah? Yeah. 568 00:28:09,415 --> 00:28:11,675 I almost didn't recognize you with that beard. 569 00:28:11,683 --> 00:28:13,253 Yeah. It's only about three months old 570 00:28:13,251 --> 00:28:15,051 Still itches a little bit, you know? 571 00:28:15,052 --> 00:28:18,852 Classic case of compensatory displacement. 572 00:28:18,855 --> 00:28:20,885 [MOUTHS] The beard. 573 00:28:21,023 --> 00:28:22,393 I better get back to the party. 574 00:28:22,391 --> 00:28:24,761 Nice talking to you. Nice talking to you. 575 00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:26,860 See you later. Bye-bye. 576 00:28:26,862 --> 00:28:29,362 Ben's father encouraged him to go after sports 577 00:28:29,364 --> 00:28:31,064 in order to get into medical school. 578 00:28:31,065 --> 00:28:33,125 The sports thing was a means to an end, 579 00:28:33,133 --> 00:28:37,703 but Ben missed the point. A highly overrated boy. 580 00:28:37,704 --> 00:28:38,444 [SIGHS] 581 00:28:38,438 --> 00:28:40,738 Jerome, why don't you grab a little bench? 582 00:28:40,740 --> 00:28:41,910 Speak English, Ben. 583 00:28:41,907 --> 00:28:42,737 Man talk. 584 00:28:42,741 --> 00:28:44,111 Jacob, may I have the pleasure 585 00:28:44,109 --> 00:28:48,779 of inviting your future bride for a little dance? 586 00:28:48,780 --> 00:28:49,710 Why not? 587 00:28:49,714 --> 00:28:51,914 Thank you. Mama, come on. 588 00:28:55,452 --> 00:28:57,352 KATE: Wanna dance with me, Daddy? 589 00:28:57,353 --> 00:29:01,893 [BAND PLAYING UPBEAT MUSIC] 590 00:29:12,901 --> 00:29:14,901 How's you life? Nice to see you. 591 00:29:14,903 --> 00:29:17,143 It's fine. Good. Yeah? 592 00:29:17,138 --> 00:29:19,338 I'm working a lot. 593 00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:22,170 [EMMA LAUGHS] 594 00:29:22,975 --> 00:29:25,735 We're not embarrassing you, are we? 595 00:29:32,917 --> 00:29:35,177 How does my hair look? 596 00:29:35,185 --> 00:29:36,915 [LAUGHS] 597 00:29:37,420 --> 00:29:39,920 Well, you could use a little trim, maybe. 598 00:29:39,922 --> 00:29:41,892 Don't cut it too short, though. 599 00:29:41,890 --> 00:29:43,190 Just a little bit. 600 00:29:43,191 --> 00:29:46,461 Well, you know how I feel about barbers. 601 00:29:46,460 --> 00:29:50,060 Haven't had a decent haircut in two years. 602 00:29:50,063 --> 00:29:52,363 Lovely. Yes. See you tomorrow, Ben. 603 00:29:52,365 --> 00:29:53,925 Oh, it was so much fun. 604 00:29:53,933 --> 00:29:55,503 Listen, why don't I come home with you? 605 00:29:55,501 --> 00:29:57,101 I don't have to stay in the hotel. 606 00:29:57,102 --> 00:30:01,172 Well, honey, I wish you would have mentioned something before. 607 00:30:01,172 --> 00:30:02,172 I'll walk you home. 608 00:30:02,173 --> 00:30:03,073 We can go for a nightcap. 609 00:30:03,073 --> 00:30:04,873 Uh, wait, how's he gonna get home then? 610 00:30:04,874 --> 00:30:07,044 Well, I'll tell the doorman to expect him. 611 00:30:07,042 --> 00:30:09,242 I forgot my glasses. 612 00:30:13,214 --> 00:30:15,114 Goodnight, Mom. See you later, all right? 613 00:30:15,115 --> 00:30:17,445 Bye-bye, Jacob. Goodnight, Emma. 614 00:30:17,450 --> 00:30:19,920 Bye, Dad. 615 00:30:29,528 --> 00:30:30,828 Do you find it weird, 616 00:30:30,829 --> 00:30:34,559 thinking about our parents sleeping together? 617 00:30:41,072 --> 00:30:43,272 You know, actually, 618 00:30:43,274 --> 00:30:46,344 I really don't know very much about your work. 619 00:30:46,343 --> 00:30:48,313 Baseball. 620 00:30:48,311 --> 00:30:50,411 I have a friend, though, in Chicago-- 621 00:30:50,413 --> 00:30:53,113 Is that the married man? 622 00:30:53,115 --> 00:30:54,945 Are you a celebrity? 623 00:30:54,950 --> 00:30:57,150 I mean, it's really wasted on me. 624 00:30:57,152 --> 00:30:59,152 Do people come up to you? 625 00:30:59,154 --> 00:31:02,994 Occasionally, yes, in airport urinals. 626 00:31:02,991 --> 00:31:06,031 What is it that they recognize? 627 00:31:07,595 --> 00:31:09,595 My oversized wrists. 628 00:31:09,597 --> 00:31:12,397 You want a piece of gum? 629 00:31:15,535 --> 00:31:17,065 You know, Homer isn't married. 630 00:31:17,069 --> 00:31:18,569 Excuse me, did you say Homer? 631 00:31:18,570 --> 00:31:20,440 Wait a minute. Homer? 632 00:31:20,438 --> 00:31:22,238 Yeah. 633 00:31:23,006 --> 00:31:25,866 You know, I may be offered this job in New York, 634 00:31:25,875 --> 00:31:27,035 and, uh, he can't move. 635 00:31:27,042 --> 00:31:29,912 That's Homer can't? Yeah. Homer. 636 00:31:29,911 --> 00:31:31,841 We have problems. 637 00:31:31,846 --> 00:31:35,176 You know, modern problems. 638 00:31:35,916 --> 00:31:39,016 What are you doing these days? 639 00:31:40,086 --> 00:31:43,946 I'm trying to be a very sincere speaker. 640 00:31:43,956 --> 00:31:47,886 No, actually I speak at father-sons breakfasts. 641 00:31:47,893 --> 00:31:49,393 Two hundred bucks a shot. 642 00:31:49,394 --> 00:31:50,264 Little League. 643 00:31:50,261 --> 00:31:51,431 Talk about sportsmanship, 644 00:31:51,428 --> 00:31:54,998 discipline, Boy Scouts, you know. 645 00:31:55,498 --> 00:31:58,068 Got any gigs for me in Chicago? I'm available. 646 00:31:58,067 --> 00:32:01,997 KATE: Maybe Homer can book you with some senior citizens. 647 00:32:02,004 --> 00:32:03,544 Well, I'm your man. 648 00:32:03,538 --> 00:32:07,038 Oh, I forgot, I gotta call Chicago tonight. 649 00:32:07,174 --> 00:32:09,174 Any messages for Gunzinger, please? 650 00:32:09,176 --> 00:32:12,336 CLERK: Just a minute, ma'am, I'll check. 651 00:32:13,112 --> 00:32:14,982 No, ma'am, nothing for you. 652 00:32:14,980 --> 00:32:16,910 Thanks. 653 00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:36,570 Uh-oh... 654 00:32:36,567 --> 00:32:38,267 Oh. 655 00:32:38,268 --> 00:32:39,068 BEN: Hm. 656 00:32:39,068 --> 00:32:42,598 Well, we can always order room service. 657 00:32:43,538 --> 00:32:45,038 Oh! 658 00:32:45,039 --> 00:32:46,969 Look. 659 00:32:55,315 --> 00:32:57,415 All right. 660 00:32:57,417 --> 00:32:59,417 Ping pong. 661 00:32:59,419 --> 00:33:03,689 I am a Picasso in ping pong. 662 00:33:05,991 --> 00:33:06,621 [SIGHS] 663 00:33:06,624 --> 00:33:08,594 Wanna warm up? 664 00:33:08,592 --> 00:33:09,692 No. 665 00:33:09,693 --> 00:33:10,933 Let's just play. 666 00:33:10,927 --> 00:33:12,627 Just play? You wanna serve? 667 00:33:12,628 --> 00:33:14,428 You can serve. 668 00:33:14,429 --> 00:33:17,029 I can serve? Sure. 669 00:33:18,332 --> 00:33:20,632 I haven't played for a while. 670 00:33:20,634 --> 00:33:23,234 Really? One-nothing. 671 00:33:24,337 --> 00:33:28,407 Oh, I'm usually so good at this game. 672 00:33:28,407 --> 00:33:30,437 Is this a regulation table? 673 00:33:31,109 --> 00:33:33,579 All right, it's 2-nothing. 674 00:33:39,951 --> 00:33:41,681 These clothes are so tight. 675 00:33:41,686 --> 00:33:43,046 It's hard to move your arm. 676 00:33:43,054 --> 00:33:44,694 That's 3-nothing. 677 00:33:44,688 --> 00:33:47,218 I can count. 678 00:33:48,591 --> 00:33:50,591 Oh! 679 00:33:51,427 --> 00:33:53,257 Goddamn it! 680 00:33:57,599 --> 00:33:59,969 Four-nothing. Yeah. 681 00:34:05,106 --> 00:34:07,736 Oversized wrists. 682 00:34:08,308 --> 00:34:09,138 What about darts? 683 00:34:09,142 --> 00:34:12,082 Are you some kind of demon at darts too? 684 00:34:12,244 --> 00:34:14,384 It's a dull game, darts. 685 00:34:18,015 --> 00:34:19,075 Here's one. 686 00:34:19,082 --> 00:34:21,182 Come on, let's play this one. 687 00:34:21,184 --> 00:34:24,154 Baseball? You'll love it. 688 00:34:24,153 --> 00:34:25,353 I think you have a distinct advantage. 689 00:34:25,354 --> 00:34:27,354 What are you talking about? It's a computer game. 690 00:34:27,356 --> 00:34:30,056 You probably invented it. All right, this is the batter. 691 00:34:30,058 --> 00:34:32,218 I am the pitcher and the outfielder, okay? 692 00:34:32,226 --> 00:34:35,056 I'm gonna pitch-- You've played it before. 693 00:34:35,062 --> 00:34:35,692 Couple times. 694 00:34:35,695 --> 00:34:37,285 All right, I'll give you the pitch 695 00:34:37,296 --> 00:34:39,056 and you gotta hit it with the bat. 696 00:34:39,064 --> 00:34:40,464 Okay. All right? 697 00:34:40,465 --> 00:34:41,125 Okay. 698 00:34:41,132 --> 00:34:43,402 Here comes the first one. 699 00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:45,530 Outfield's moving in. 700 00:34:45,535 --> 00:34:46,495 Okay. 701 00:34:46,502 --> 00:34:49,142 The pitch is coming. 702 00:34:49,137 --> 00:34:50,237 Yes, she's got it! 703 00:34:50,238 --> 00:34:51,238 It's a big one! 704 00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:52,099 Moving through the left, 705 00:34:52,106 --> 00:34:55,106 he's back, he's got it, she's going in for two! 706 00:34:55,109 --> 00:34:56,269 [BEEPS] Out! 707 00:34:56,276 --> 00:34:57,476 That was close. 708 00:34:57,477 --> 00:34:59,007 Out is not close. 709 00:34:59,011 --> 00:35:00,011 Notice the synchronization. 710 00:35:00,012 --> 00:35:02,082 They're going very well here, all right? 711 00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:04,710 I'm giving you a curve ball this time. 712 00:35:05,048 --> 00:35:08,448 Lewin's outfield is moving in and over. 713 00:35:08,451 --> 00:35:12,121 She's ready. The pitch is coming. 714 00:35:12,121 --> 00:35:14,451 [BOTH SHOUTING] 715 00:35:14,456 --> 00:35:16,256 It's a double she's going! Moving fast! 716 00:35:16,257 --> 00:35:18,157 She's rounding second, heading for third! 717 00:35:18,158 --> 00:35:20,488 She's going for third! She's going for third! 718 00:35:20,493 --> 00:35:22,493 And she's out! [BEEPS] 719 00:35:22,495 --> 00:35:23,755 This is a dumb game! 720 00:35:23,762 --> 00:35:26,132 What are you talking about? You could win. 721 00:35:26,131 --> 00:35:28,161 You're good at this. 722 00:35:31,802 --> 00:35:34,702 Have you ever tried to play darts? 723 00:35:34,704 --> 00:35:37,144 It's a dull game. 724 00:35:39,708 --> 00:35:41,168 [GROANS] 725 00:35:41,176 --> 00:35:42,176 [GASPS] 726 00:35:42,177 --> 00:35:44,707 One thing about this game, you gotta be very kind 727 00:35:44,712 --> 00:35:47,252 to your male opponent. 728 00:35:48,181 --> 00:35:50,151 You're gonna get it this time. 729 00:35:50,149 --> 00:35:51,549 You are gonna get it bad. 730 00:35:51,550 --> 00:35:54,180 I'm ready. None of this... 731 00:35:54,818 --> 00:35:57,218 Oh, damn it! 732 00:36:04,361 --> 00:36:06,491 Why are your clothes so dumb? 733 00:36:06,496 --> 00:36:08,296 You're dumb. 734 00:36:08,297 --> 00:36:10,727 I'm a ballplayer. 735 00:36:12,233 --> 00:36:14,303 [SIGHS] 736 00:36:14,601 --> 00:36:16,601 Come on, let's play. 737 00:36:20,506 --> 00:36:23,206 I can win this goddamn game. 738 00:36:23,208 --> 00:36:24,908 [SQUEALS] 739 00:36:24,909 --> 00:36:27,339 Let's go! 740 00:36:27,610 --> 00:36:29,640 I like that action. 741 00:36:30,512 --> 00:36:31,442 Come on! 742 00:36:31,446 --> 00:36:33,776 Oh, I'm good at this game! 743 00:36:33,781 --> 00:36:36,551 One last for the shot. 744 00:36:37,450 --> 00:36:38,580 [GASPS] 745 00:36:38,584 --> 00:36:40,884 That was lucky. 746 00:36:42,754 --> 00:36:43,624 It's getting late. 747 00:36:43,621 --> 00:36:46,621 What do you say we have that one drink? 748 00:36:48,425 --> 00:36:51,885 I think I could take you at darts. 749 00:36:52,862 --> 00:36:56,602 BEN: You just gotta choose the game, don't you? 750 00:37:10,212 --> 00:37:12,212 That's a thread. Oh. 751 00:37:12,214 --> 00:37:13,854 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 752 00:37:21,622 --> 00:37:22,522 Do you know Chicago? 753 00:37:22,522 --> 00:37:23,622 Yeah, played a few games there. 754 00:37:23,623 --> 00:37:27,463 It's America's first city of architecture. 755 00:37:28,294 --> 00:37:29,934 Would you like that drink? 756 00:37:29,928 --> 00:37:31,358 No, I don't, uh-- 757 00:37:31,362 --> 00:37:35,262 No, I don't think I really want that drink now. 758 00:37:37,567 --> 00:37:40,697 No, no. 759 00:37:40,936 --> 00:37:42,266 Maybe I'll have that drink. 760 00:37:42,270 --> 00:37:44,670 You know, uh, I'll have a beer. 761 00:37:44,672 --> 00:37:46,342 I think, yeah, that would be good. 762 00:37:46,340 --> 00:37:49,970 KATE: Maybe there's one in this weird refrigerator. 763 00:37:50,810 --> 00:37:54,380 So it's, uh, you don't mind if I make myself comfortable? 764 00:37:54,380 --> 00:37:55,780 That's, uh, okay? 765 00:37:55,781 --> 00:37:57,511 Grab a little bench. 766 00:37:57,516 --> 00:37:58,376 Ah. 767 00:37:58,383 --> 00:38:00,723 About four hours sleep in the past 72, 768 00:38:00,718 --> 00:38:02,818 those were all on the plane. 769 00:38:03,387 --> 00:38:05,317 What's dumb about my clothes? 770 00:38:05,322 --> 00:38:09,422 Why are they so, you know, complicated? 771 00:38:11,661 --> 00:38:15,731 Why couldn't you have, like, uh, a one color? 772 00:38:16,264 --> 00:38:18,434 I know your favorite color. 773 00:38:18,432 --> 00:38:19,402 Brown. 774 00:38:19,399 --> 00:38:21,669 Green. Green? 775 00:38:22,901 --> 00:38:25,301 Green... 776 00:38:25,303 --> 00:38:26,403 ...makes me look yellow. 777 00:38:26,404 --> 00:38:27,774 What about black and white? 778 00:38:27,772 --> 00:38:29,442 Black and white and green? 779 00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:32,340 Or green and black or black and white? 780 00:38:33,009 --> 00:38:35,439 Simpler. 781 00:38:35,444 --> 00:38:37,314 Simple. 782 00:38:37,312 --> 00:38:38,812 Oh. 783 00:38:41,482 --> 00:38:45,382 "Happy families are all alike." Tolstoy. 784 00:38:45,385 --> 00:38:46,975 Yeah. 785 00:38:49,388 --> 00:38:52,458 Boy, I know what it's like to have two parents 786 00:38:52,457 --> 00:38:54,917 who love each other when you're growing up-- 787 00:38:54,926 --> 00:38:56,826 I don't. You don't what? 788 00:38:56,827 --> 00:38:58,557 I don't know what it's like. 789 00:38:58,562 --> 00:38:59,492 My, uh-- 790 00:38:59,496 --> 00:39:01,326 My father was really a true grotesque. 791 00:39:01,331 --> 00:39:03,431 He gave my mother a really bad time. 792 00:39:03,433 --> 00:39:04,433 My father won't. 793 00:39:04,434 --> 00:39:08,374 Oh, he's the dearest man in the world. 794 00:39:11,874 --> 00:39:15,644 My mother called me to tell me she was getting married. 795 00:39:15,644 --> 00:39:18,444 She said, "I want you to know 796 00:39:18,446 --> 00:39:20,046 I'll always love you the best." 797 00:39:20,047 --> 00:39:22,677 Now, I think that's kind of a weird thing to tell your son 798 00:39:22,682 --> 00:39:25,422 before you're gonna married. [LAUGHS] 799 00:39:31,424 --> 00:39:34,024 How'd you get that? 800 00:39:34,493 --> 00:39:37,333 Stealing a homer from Reggie Johnson? 801 00:39:38,663 --> 00:39:39,663 No, no. 802 00:39:39,664 --> 00:39:41,764 Jackson. 803 00:39:44,802 --> 00:39:48,442 Your parents were really good together, weren't they? 804 00:39:48,438 --> 00:39:50,468 Yeah. 805 00:39:50,473 --> 00:39:51,513 You just had to 806 00:39:51,507 --> 00:39:55,437 see them together, you know, they... 807 00:39:55,444 --> 00:39:56,684 Oh... 808 00:39:56,678 --> 00:39:58,978 My mother would take me shopping, you know, 809 00:39:58,980 --> 00:40:00,080 sometimes on Saturday. 810 00:40:00,081 --> 00:40:01,681 We'd go to Best & Co. or something, 811 00:40:01,682 --> 00:40:04,782 and she'd just stop in a phone booth and she'd call him. 812 00:40:04,785 --> 00:40:08,515 She just would say hi. 813 00:40:08,522 --> 00:40:09,522 Yeah. 814 00:40:09,523 --> 00:40:11,523 You should have seen it. 815 00:40:15,495 --> 00:40:17,525 Where'd you get that? What? 816 00:40:17,530 --> 00:40:18,600 Oh, that's... 817 00:40:18,597 --> 00:40:20,957 [MUTTERS AND CLEARS THROAT] 818 00:40:25,370 --> 00:40:28,540 I made an unassisted triple play. 819 00:40:28,539 --> 00:40:32,569 For an outfielder, that calls for an extremely long stretch. 820 00:40:32,576 --> 00:40:34,606 Mm. 821 00:40:37,947 --> 00:40:39,077 What about that one? 822 00:40:39,081 --> 00:40:41,711 Over the eye? Yeah. 823 00:40:41,716 --> 00:40:44,646 Well, I, uh, originated the headfirst slide. 824 00:40:44,652 --> 00:40:47,922 Pete Rose likes to take credit for it. 825 00:40:47,921 --> 00:40:50,051 But, uh... 826 00:40:51,490 --> 00:40:53,020 What happened to your shoulder? 827 00:40:53,024 --> 00:40:56,494 My shoulder? Mm. 828 00:40:58,429 --> 00:41:00,599 Um... 829 00:41:01,798 --> 00:41:04,398 Pitcher got pulled off the mound. 830 00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:05,530 [CLEARS THROAT] 831 00:41:05,534 --> 00:41:07,504 The catcher, he broke his leg. 832 00:41:07,502 --> 00:41:09,002 So I'm sitting out in left field, 833 00:41:09,003 --> 00:41:12,743 and I gotta come all the way in and cover home plate. 834 00:41:12,740 --> 00:41:14,170 Oh. 835 00:41:14,174 --> 00:41:17,884 And that's when Babe Ruth spiked me. 836 00:42:22,875 --> 00:42:26,605 Do you have lots of injuries? 837 00:42:26,912 --> 00:42:29,612 Well, I had a little tendonitis, 838 00:42:29,614 --> 00:42:32,084 and, uh, a broken nose last season. 839 00:42:32,083 --> 00:42:35,983 I was the healthiest guy on the team. 840 00:42:44,661 --> 00:42:47,961 Are-- Are you a little uptight? 841 00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:53,970 How many people in this bed? 842 00:42:56,705 --> 00:42:58,635 What? 843 00:43:01,676 --> 00:43:04,806 Freud said there that are at least four people 844 00:43:04,812 --> 00:43:05,642 in every relationship. 845 00:43:05,646 --> 00:43:08,646 How many people do you think there are here? 846 00:43:10,117 --> 00:43:13,787 Are you shitting me? No. 847 00:43:15,755 --> 00:43:17,685 There's five. 848 00:43:17,690 --> 00:43:19,190 Six. 849 00:43:20,525 --> 00:43:22,085 Your father, my mother, 850 00:43:22,093 --> 00:43:24,033 my father, your mother... 851 00:43:24,028 --> 00:43:25,858 Oh. 852 00:43:25,863 --> 00:43:27,103 Eight. 853 00:43:27,097 --> 00:43:27,797 No, seven. 854 00:43:27,797 --> 00:43:31,627 Boyfriend, married guy, you and me is seven. 855 00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:33,900 Your wife. Hannah? 856 00:43:33,902 --> 00:43:35,602 Eight. 857 00:43:36,303 --> 00:43:38,203 Eight. 858 00:43:49,782 --> 00:43:53,782 Have you ever, uh, been to bed with a stranger before? 859 00:43:57,122 --> 00:43:59,262 No. 860 00:43:59,757 --> 00:44:02,557 Could you think of me like a brother? 861 00:44:08,932 --> 00:44:11,032 Don't tell anyone you were here, okay? 862 00:44:11,034 --> 00:44:13,204 All right, I won't, no. 863 00:44:14,836 --> 00:44:16,596 It's okay. 864 00:44:16,604 --> 00:44:18,244 I miss my mother. 865 00:44:18,238 --> 00:44:20,768 You miss your mother? Mm-hm. 866 00:44:20,773 --> 00:44:23,673 [LAUGHS] 867 00:44:25,009 --> 00:44:27,909 Are you always this nice? 868 00:44:28,945 --> 00:44:31,605 Only if the lady likes me. 869 00:44:31,847 --> 00:44:34,707 I don't like you. 870 00:44:39,954 --> 00:44:41,294 You like this? 871 00:44:41,288 --> 00:44:42,018 No. 872 00:44:42,022 --> 00:44:44,022 I hate it. Hate it. 873 00:44:44,024 --> 00:44:46,294 I hate it. 874 00:44:46,292 --> 00:44:50,962 [¶¶¶] 875 00:45:09,881 --> 00:45:12,721 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 876 00:45:13,651 --> 00:45:15,951 Oh, man... 877 00:45:17,054 --> 00:45:19,354 [LAUGHS] 878 00:45:19,356 --> 00:45:20,616 Oh, God. 879 00:45:20,623 --> 00:45:22,123 Whoo! 880 00:45:30,732 --> 00:45:32,972 I don't believe this. 881 00:45:35,769 --> 00:45:37,399 Oh, thanks. 882 00:45:40,105 --> 00:45:43,065 I just don't believe this. 883 00:45:46,043 --> 00:45:48,283 So, what have we got here? Homer? 884 00:45:48,278 --> 00:45:49,908 Is that what we got? 885 00:45:49,912 --> 00:45:51,412 I'm really not sure. 886 00:45:51,414 --> 00:45:52,254 I don't know. 887 00:45:52,248 --> 00:45:54,748 What do you mean you're not sure? 888 00:45:56,084 --> 00:45:56,954 No signature. 889 00:45:56,951 --> 00:45:59,121 Well, there's a card, isn't there? 890 00:45:59,119 --> 00:45:59,519 Yeah. 891 00:45:59,519 --> 00:46:02,249 But it's in the florist's handwriting. 892 00:46:02,255 --> 00:46:04,455 What does it say? 893 00:46:04,457 --> 00:46:07,957 Maybe they're from my father. 894 00:46:11,063 --> 00:46:13,333 "Miss you tonight." 895 00:46:13,464 --> 00:46:17,334 Well, we know daddy ain't missing you tonight, don't we? 896 00:46:21,271 --> 00:46:22,771 Oh! 897 00:46:22,772 --> 00:46:24,242 Mm. 898 00:46:24,506 --> 00:46:26,836 Let me get something for you. 899 00:46:26,841 --> 00:46:29,311 Wait a second. 900 00:46:29,310 --> 00:46:31,280 Oh. 901 00:46:31,278 --> 00:46:32,808 No, no, Jesus! 902 00:46:32,812 --> 00:46:35,212 Why? That's my shirt. You mind--? 903 00:46:35,214 --> 00:46:37,914 Tough titty! God! 904 00:46:37,916 --> 00:46:39,516 I'll buy you a new one. Yeah? 905 00:46:39,517 --> 00:46:41,847 Why don't you try washing it? 906 00:46:41,852 --> 00:46:44,122 Do you like women to do your washing? 907 00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:46,190 Is that how you get your kicks? 908 00:46:46,188 --> 00:46:47,148 How do you get yours, honey? 909 00:46:47,155 --> 00:46:49,215 That's what I'd like to know. 910 00:46:49,456 --> 00:46:50,916 Do you think that your, um, 911 00:46:50,924 --> 00:46:52,894 scars are some kind of a turn-on? 912 00:46:52,892 --> 00:46:55,992 Honey, I don't know what turns you on. 913 00:47:00,399 --> 00:47:02,399 I'm sorry if I, um, 914 00:47:02,401 --> 00:47:04,571 I gave you more trouble than the groupies 915 00:47:04,569 --> 00:47:07,439 that you must be used to. 916 00:47:09,006 --> 00:47:11,166 [LAUGHS] 917 00:47:11,574 --> 00:47:13,074 I don't know what right you have-- 918 00:47:13,075 --> 00:47:15,305 I got no right at all. I'm sorry, I just-- 919 00:47:15,310 --> 00:47:16,210 I-I don't believe you. 920 00:47:16,210 --> 00:47:19,110 Yeah, you said a bunch of things that you know nothing about, 921 00:47:19,112 --> 00:47:21,882 just-- I don't know what I'm doing. 922 00:47:21,881 --> 00:47:24,581 You don't know what you're doing. 923 00:47:24,583 --> 00:47:26,553 My life is, uh... 924 00:47:26,551 --> 00:47:27,381 Your life? 925 00:47:27,385 --> 00:47:28,475 It's complicated. 926 00:47:28,486 --> 00:47:30,146 My wife and I, you know, it's-- 927 00:47:30,154 --> 00:47:31,424 It's not good. 928 00:47:31,421 --> 00:47:32,391 You know, this, uh...job. 929 00:47:32,388 --> 00:47:34,518 You start talking about your family... 930 00:47:34,523 --> 00:47:36,163 I think it's a trap. 931 00:47:36,157 --> 00:47:40,857 Well, I never had anything like that. 932 00:47:44,130 --> 00:47:46,460 It's been, uh... 933 00:47:47,199 --> 00:47:49,069 What? 934 00:47:49,067 --> 00:47:51,167 What's it been? 935 00:47:52,837 --> 00:47:54,997 Tough titty? 936 00:47:57,340 --> 00:47:59,070 [LAUGHS] 937 00:48:01,577 --> 00:48:05,377 I think your mother is a lovely person. 938 00:48:09,517 --> 00:48:13,187 [¶¶¶] 939 00:48:16,857 --> 00:48:19,317 [BEN SIGHS] 940 00:48:20,393 --> 00:48:23,363 What do you say, Kate? I think, uh, 941 00:48:23,362 --> 00:48:25,632 maybe call it a night, huh? 942 00:48:25,630 --> 00:48:28,560 Okay. Okay. 943 00:48:31,535 --> 00:48:33,895 It's been nice meeting you. 944 00:48:33,904 --> 00:48:34,974 Ha. Yeah. 945 00:48:34,971 --> 00:48:37,301 Really. 946 00:48:51,053 --> 00:48:53,223 [SIGHS] 947 00:49:01,128 --> 00:49:02,888 You sit over there. 948 00:49:02,896 --> 00:49:03,896 And... Where? 949 00:49:03,897 --> 00:49:05,257 Right-- Right in that chair. 950 00:49:05,265 --> 00:49:06,655 I have this all arranged. 951 00:49:06,666 --> 00:49:08,096 Wait, wait, I have to get you... 952 00:49:08,100 --> 00:49:10,170 Oh, these are nice flowers you got here. 953 00:49:10,168 --> 00:49:12,228 Yeah. Here, you're gonna sit on these. 954 00:49:12,236 --> 00:49:13,096 Yeah? Yeah. 955 00:49:13,103 --> 00:49:14,373 See if it's comfortable. 956 00:49:14,370 --> 00:49:15,900 All right. Okay? 957 00:49:15,904 --> 00:49:18,104 You want me real high up, huh? 958 00:49:19,207 --> 00:49:20,567 Kate, I, uh, 959 00:49:20,575 --> 00:49:22,135 like to give you and Homer 960 00:49:22,143 --> 00:49:24,643 the beach house as a wedding present. 961 00:49:27,147 --> 00:49:29,477 I don't know. 962 00:49:30,149 --> 00:49:32,619 Thank you, Daddy. 963 00:49:32,618 --> 00:49:34,448 We'll see. 964 00:49:36,922 --> 00:49:39,222 What about this job? 965 00:49:39,224 --> 00:49:40,494 Well, 966 00:49:40,491 --> 00:49:43,191 you'd have a fancy daughter. 967 00:49:43,193 --> 00:49:44,463 I have a fancy daughter. 968 00:49:44,460 --> 00:49:45,130 [LAUGHS] 969 00:49:45,127 --> 00:49:47,587 Would you have enough time for your own research? 970 00:49:47,596 --> 00:49:48,426 I don't know. 971 00:49:48,430 --> 00:49:51,960 It's not-- It's not clear. 972 00:49:52,266 --> 00:49:53,326 I'd have to-- 973 00:49:53,333 --> 00:49:57,173 I'd have to move to New York. 974 00:49:57,170 --> 00:49:59,170 Mm. 975 00:49:59,305 --> 00:50:02,135 Well, I think you ought to sit down with Homer 976 00:50:02,141 --> 00:50:03,971 and seriously discuss it. 977 00:50:03,976 --> 00:50:07,306 How it affects your work if you... 978 00:50:07,312 --> 00:50:08,482 [BLOWS] 979 00:50:08,479 --> 00:50:10,549 ...move. 980 00:50:10,547 --> 00:50:12,707 Or if you stay. 981 00:50:12,715 --> 00:50:14,505 Yeah. 982 00:50:17,218 --> 00:50:19,018 Yeah. 983 00:50:19,019 --> 00:50:20,989 And, uh, I mean, 984 00:50:20,987 --> 00:50:23,287 uh, the life that you're building together, 985 00:50:23,289 --> 00:50:26,119 what that's all gonna be about. 986 00:50:26,125 --> 00:50:29,255 Who can bend and how... 987 00:50:29,261 --> 00:50:31,161 Katherine? 988 00:50:31,162 --> 00:50:32,192 Yes, Daddy? 989 00:50:32,196 --> 00:50:34,256 You ever cut anyone's hair before? 990 00:50:34,264 --> 00:50:37,104 [LAUGHING] 991 00:50:37,733 --> 00:50:42,103 I used to watch very carefully what Mommy did. 992 00:50:59,254 --> 00:51:01,294 Are you aware that everything you bought 993 00:51:01,289 --> 00:51:03,989 is black and white or green? 994 00:51:03,991 --> 00:51:05,461 [LAUGHS] 995 00:51:09,162 --> 00:51:10,192 Okay, I'll see you Sunday. 996 00:51:10,196 --> 00:51:13,156 You and Hunter seemed great last night. 997 00:51:13,165 --> 00:51:15,265 I hope I have that some day. 998 00:51:15,267 --> 00:51:16,327 You'll have it. 999 00:51:16,334 --> 00:51:19,134 Yeah, maybe I'll get lucky this time. 1000 00:51:19,136 --> 00:51:21,596 Well, it's not just luck, 1001 00:51:21,605 --> 00:51:23,035 it's hard work. 1002 00:51:23,039 --> 00:51:24,339 I can work hard. 1003 00:51:24,340 --> 00:51:28,040 Katie, if you've found the right person, then make it work. 1004 00:51:28,043 --> 00:51:29,583 You know what I mean? 1005 00:51:29,577 --> 00:51:30,507 Yeah. 1006 00:51:30,511 --> 00:51:32,041 I think so. 1007 00:51:32,045 --> 00:51:33,275 I hope so. 1008 00:51:33,279 --> 00:51:36,449 I'll see you Sunday. See you Sunday. 1009 00:51:36,448 --> 00:51:38,578 BOTH: Bye. 1010 00:51:47,525 --> 00:51:50,755 [PHONE RINGING] 1011 00:51:54,498 --> 00:51:56,498 Uh, hello? 1012 00:51:56,500 --> 00:51:57,400 Oh. 1013 00:51:57,400 --> 00:51:59,770 Yes, Professor Raskawa. 1014 00:51:59,769 --> 00:52:02,799 I enjoyed it too. 1015 00:52:04,239 --> 00:52:05,569 Oh... 1016 00:52:05,573 --> 00:52:07,813 Well, I'm honored. 1017 00:52:07,808 --> 00:52:09,138 Yes. 1018 00:52:09,142 --> 00:52:11,742 Oh, of course, I owe it to my department 1019 00:52:11,744 --> 00:52:13,184 to talk to them first. 1020 00:52:13,178 --> 00:52:14,038 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 1021 00:52:14,045 --> 00:52:16,475 I'll speak to you Monday. 1022 00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:18,610 Thank you. 1023 00:52:25,088 --> 00:52:26,348 Oh. 1024 00:52:26,355 --> 00:52:28,485 Thank you. 1025 00:52:28,490 --> 00:52:30,160 Uh-- 1026 00:52:43,271 --> 00:52:45,371 "Sorry." 1027 00:53:06,093 --> 00:53:07,093 Hi. 1028 00:53:07,094 --> 00:53:08,234 Hi, Emma. 1029 00:53:08,228 --> 00:53:09,458 It's me. 1030 00:53:09,462 --> 00:53:13,162 Hi, Daddy. No, actually, I wanted to talk to, uh, Emma. 1031 00:53:13,165 --> 00:53:16,095 I wanted Maryanne's phone number. 1032 00:53:16,101 --> 00:53:17,571 Oh, he is? 1033 00:53:17,569 --> 00:53:19,539 Ben's there? 1034 00:53:19,537 --> 00:53:22,097 Oh, really. 1035 00:53:22,106 --> 00:53:23,336 [GASPS] 1036 00:53:23,340 --> 00:53:23,770 Oh, 1037 00:53:23,773 --> 00:53:26,843 actually, I have a special wedding present 1038 00:53:26,842 --> 00:53:28,342 for you too. 1039 00:53:28,343 --> 00:53:29,313 Yeah. 1040 00:53:29,310 --> 00:53:32,640 Could I bring it over? 1041 00:53:32,646 --> 00:53:34,646 Great. Okay. 1042 00:53:34,648 --> 00:53:37,818 I'll see you in a couple of minutes. 1043 00:53:37,817 --> 00:53:39,577 All right. 1044 00:53:39,585 --> 00:53:42,115 Bye-bye. 1045 00:53:42,120 --> 00:53:43,820 Shit. 1046 00:53:44,288 --> 00:53:46,388 [INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE] 1047 00:53:46,390 --> 00:53:50,860 [¶¶¶] 1048 00:54:37,474 --> 00:54:40,484 Please, be careful of the top. 1049 00:54:42,178 --> 00:54:44,238 Very good. 1050 00:54:44,980 --> 00:54:47,410 Excellent. 1051 00:54:50,017 --> 00:54:50,977 Daddy, hi. JACOB: Hi. 1052 00:54:50,984 --> 00:54:54,694 I saw Mommy's chest, it's just out on the sidewalk. 1053 00:54:54,687 --> 00:54:56,387 Yeah, I know. I know. The elevator's stuck. 1054 00:54:56,388 --> 00:54:59,688 They're gonna bring it right up. I thought you were Goodwill. 1055 00:54:59,691 --> 00:55:00,791 [LAUGHS] Hi. 1056 00:55:00,792 --> 00:55:02,662 BEN: L-E-W-I-N. 1057 00:55:02,660 --> 00:55:04,490 I ordered this over a month ago 1058 00:55:04,495 --> 00:55:06,855 from your national vice president, right. 1059 00:55:06,864 --> 00:55:09,434 The demonstrator was supposed to be here 1060 00:55:09,433 --> 00:55:10,433 between 2 and 3. 1061 00:55:10,434 --> 00:55:12,304 One of your gift's arrived. 1062 00:55:12,302 --> 00:55:13,502 Yeah, I'll hold. 1063 00:55:13,503 --> 00:55:14,943 You look nice. 1064 00:55:15,537 --> 00:55:17,437 Let me help you. Hi. 1065 00:55:17,438 --> 00:55:18,738 Your wedding present. 1066 00:55:18,739 --> 00:55:19,999 Oh. 1067 00:55:20,773 --> 00:55:21,673 Uh, yeah. 1068 00:55:21,673 --> 00:55:22,973 It's right here. "L-3-4-9-9." 1069 00:55:22,974 --> 00:55:24,444 Let me show you around the house. 1070 00:55:24,442 --> 00:55:26,812 This-- We're gonna make this into a little study. 1071 00:55:26,811 --> 00:55:29,711 No, Lewin as in Larry. 1072 00:55:29,846 --> 00:55:35,016 And, uh, this is the dining room. 1073 00:55:36,651 --> 00:55:37,781 Isn't this nice? Yeah. 1074 00:55:37,785 --> 00:55:39,785 JACOB: There's the, uh, living room. 1075 00:55:39,787 --> 00:55:40,617 KATE: Uh-huh. 1076 00:55:40,621 --> 00:55:42,491 JACOB: Isn't that nice? KATE: Yep. 1077 00:55:42,489 --> 00:55:44,389 We got a lot of room here when you-- 1078 00:55:44,390 --> 00:55:44,790 Yes. 1079 00:55:44,790 --> 00:55:46,560 When you come to visit. It's big. 1080 00:55:46,558 --> 00:55:50,588 You could always sleep in Ben's bed. 1081 00:55:56,367 --> 00:55:57,997 JACOB: The master bedroom here. 1082 00:55:58,001 --> 00:56:01,541 Kate. You'll like this room. 1083 00:56:01,770 --> 00:56:02,700 MAN: Hey, Ben. 1084 00:56:02,704 --> 00:56:06,414 Hey! Your goddamn company's got me on hold, huh? 1085 00:56:06,407 --> 00:56:07,337 Good to see you. 1086 00:56:07,341 --> 00:56:08,041 Good to see you, as well. 1087 00:56:08,041 --> 00:56:09,571 Come on out here, I need your muscles. Oh. 1088 00:56:09,575 --> 00:56:13,805 I'm surprised. I didn't expect you to be here in person. 1089 00:56:13,812 --> 00:56:15,712 I figured I'd come myself. Yeah. 1090 00:56:15,713 --> 00:56:18,483 I thought you'd show up to watch the old fox. 1091 00:56:18,482 --> 00:56:19,682 Flicker. 1092 00:56:19,683 --> 00:56:21,423 Hey, Mrs. L! 1093 00:56:21,418 --> 00:56:22,118 Ah, nice to see you. 1094 00:56:22,118 --> 00:56:23,678 Ha-ha. Francis V. Jarvis, 1095 00:56:23,686 --> 00:56:24,616 executive vice president 1096 00:56:24,620 --> 00:56:26,620 in charge of public relations, at your service. 1097 00:56:26,622 --> 00:56:30,592 Well. Jacob? I'd like you to meet my fiancé, 1098 00:56:30,592 --> 00:56:32,362 Dr. Jacob Gunzinger. 1099 00:56:32,360 --> 00:56:33,590 Congratulations, doc. 1100 00:56:33,594 --> 00:56:34,134 Thank you. 1101 00:56:34,127 --> 00:56:35,757 I was gonna court her myself. 1102 00:56:35,761 --> 00:56:37,061 You beat my time. 1103 00:56:37,062 --> 00:56:38,592 This guy's got a lot of hustle. 1104 00:56:38,596 --> 00:56:40,726 Well, why else would I be marrying him? 1105 00:56:40,731 --> 00:56:41,931 A doctor, huh? 1106 00:56:41,932 --> 00:56:42,902 Retired. 1107 00:56:42,899 --> 00:56:44,369 Aren't we all? 1108 00:56:44,367 --> 00:56:45,467 You said it, babe. 1109 00:56:45,468 --> 00:56:47,398 Let's go, huh? 1110 00:56:53,609 --> 00:56:54,069 [LAUGHS] 1111 00:56:54,076 --> 00:56:56,876 See, this is a little larger than the home models, you know? 1112 00:56:56,878 --> 00:56:59,078 But it's got 80 percent more power. 1113 00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:00,780 Flicker, I can't thank you enough 1114 00:57:00,781 --> 00:57:02,481 for bringing it over yourself. 1115 00:57:02,482 --> 00:57:05,122 Thank you, Ben, that's a fine present. 1116 00:57:05,117 --> 00:57:07,647 I'll just get rid of those boxes for you. 1117 00:57:07,652 --> 00:57:09,082 I'll walk you out. 1118 00:57:09,086 --> 00:57:10,386 Uh, Ben. 1119 00:57:10,387 --> 00:57:11,647 Yeah. 1120 00:57:11,654 --> 00:57:13,694 Out, it's got to go out. 1121 00:57:13,689 --> 00:57:15,059 Jacob could break his hip. 1122 00:57:15,057 --> 00:57:16,757 Oh, no, no, I like it. I'd like to try it. 1123 00:57:16,758 --> 00:57:18,488 Out, right now. Ben, I want it out of the house. 1124 00:57:18,493 --> 00:57:22,633 Why don't you two discuss it? I'll say goodbye to Flicker. 1125 00:57:23,397 --> 00:57:25,557 I told George to list you for today. 1126 00:57:25,565 --> 00:57:27,825 You--? Oh, what an asshole thing to do. 1127 00:57:27,833 --> 00:57:29,873 What the hell you do something like that for? 1128 00:57:29,868 --> 00:57:31,068 It would be fun, like old times. 1129 00:57:31,069 --> 00:57:33,099 Come on, the old-timers' game? It's a freak show. 1130 00:57:33,104 --> 00:57:36,074 Am I gonna sit there with Ty Cobb's 91-year-old roommate? 1131 00:57:36,073 --> 00:57:37,973 Come on. Look, you'll be on national TV. 1132 00:57:37,974 --> 00:57:39,674 Now, just think of the Nielsen rating. 1133 00:57:39,675 --> 00:57:41,735 That's some exposure. Yeah. 1134 00:57:41,743 --> 00:57:44,143 Maybe some tire company's looking for a fancy VP. 1135 00:57:44,145 --> 00:57:45,735 You got a job lined up, man? 1136 00:57:45,746 --> 00:57:46,606 Nope. 1137 00:57:46,613 --> 00:57:47,753 You hear about Jerry Lanz? What? 1138 00:57:47,747 --> 00:57:50,647 Slapped those franchises all over the middle Atlantic. 1139 00:57:50,649 --> 00:57:51,579 Fun furs, frozen yogurt. 1140 00:57:51,583 --> 00:57:53,153 Yeah, you caught his act on the tube? 1141 00:57:53,151 --> 00:57:53,881 [BOTH LAUGH] 1142 00:57:53,885 --> 00:57:56,685 It's been a thrill. It's been a thrill. 1143 00:57:56,687 --> 00:57:59,547 Hey, and I wanna-- I wanna see you later. 1144 00:57:59,556 --> 00:58:01,156 Okay, babe. 1145 00:58:01,157 --> 00:58:02,687 Ah. Shit. 1146 00:58:02,691 --> 00:58:03,791 Here, I'll get it out. 1147 00:58:03,792 --> 00:58:05,992 Uh-oh, here you go. 1148 00:58:05,994 --> 00:58:08,664 Oh, I love it, I love it. 1149 00:58:08,663 --> 00:58:09,733 Oh. 1150 00:58:09,730 --> 00:58:10,960 Oh, Kate. Kate. 1151 00:58:10,964 --> 00:58:12,704 What a thoughtful gift. Yeah? 1152 00:58:12,699 --> 00:58:13,599 It looks dangerous. 1153 00:58:13,599 --> 00:58:15,769 You can make sherbet, you can shred zucchini-- 1154 00:58:15,767 --> 00:58:17,067 And you could also cut a hand off. 1155 00:58:17,068 --> 00:58:18,728 You just follow the directions. 1156 00:58:18,736 --> 00:58:21,736 Do you like sherbet? Yeah, sure. 1157 00:58:21,739 --> 00:58:23,639 Oh! Uh-oh. Oh. 1158 00:58:23,640 --> 00:58:25,810 Just a minute. Oh, God. 1159 00:58:26,642 --> 00:58:29,782 There's nothing to worry about. It's not deep. 1160 00:58:29,778 --> 00:58:31,008 Emma, where's my bag? 1161 00:58:31,012 --> 00:58:31,742 Oh, it's-- 1162 00:58:31,746 --> 00:58:33,776 I think it's in the kitchen. I'll get it. 1163 00:58:33,781 --> 00:58:35,481 JACOB: It's all right. 1164 00:58:35,482 --> 00:58:36,952 Just keep your hand up a few minutes. 1165 00:58:36,950 --> 00:58:40,120 Emma, I think I put it in the closet. 1166 00:58:42,921 --> 00:58:44,751 Serves you right. 1167 00:58:44,756 --> 00:58:47,786 Trying to mutilate my mother like that. 1168 00:58:47,792 --> 00:58:52,562 What about you, trying to disintegrate my dear old dad? 1169 00:58:53,096 --> 00:58:56,896 This really-- This really is a very, very pretty blouse. 1170 00:58:56,899 --> 00:58:59,099 Is that, uh--? It's green. 1171 00:58:59,101 --> 00:59:01,571 [PHONE RINGS] 1172 00:59:01,570 --> 00:59:03,500 Still alive? 1173 00:59:03,505 --> 00:59:04,935 EMMA: Hello. 1174 00:59:04,939 --> 00:59:05,969 All right. Ben? 1175 00:59:05,973 --> 00:59:07,913 Telephone. Just hold it. 1176 00:59:07,908 --> 00:59:09,808 Paper... 1177 00:59:10,776 --> 00:59:12,676 Hannah's back. 1178 00:59:16,881 --> 00:59:17,651 Hello? 1179 00:59:17,648 --> 00:59:21,718 Hey, Tinka! Hiya, honey. How was Grandma's? 1180 00:59:21,718 --> 00:59:22,618 What--? 1181 00:59:22,618 --> 00:59:25,048 Honey, speak English, will you? It's Daddy. 1182 00:59:25,053 --> 00:59:28,523 You did, huh? Well, I got a present for you too. 1183 00:59:28,523 --> 00:59:30,563 No, no, tomorrow. 1184 00:59:30,558 --> 00:59:32,588 No, in the afternoon. 1185 00:59:32,593 --> 00:59:34,833 Yeah, I love you too, honey. 1186 00:59:34,828 --> 00:59:36,028 Okay. 1187 00:59:36,029 --> 00:59:36,959 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 1188 00:59:36,963 --> 00:59:37,863 MAN: Goodwill. 1189 00:59:37,863 --> 00:59:40,833 Hi, Listen, I'm catching a flight tomorrow afternoon. 1190 00:59:40,832 --> 00:59:41,862 Getting into Akron about 4:00. 1191 00:59:41,866 --> 00:59:43,496 Hey, you wanna help me? Sure. 1192 00:59:43,500 --> 00:59:44,570 [KNOCKING] MAN: Goodwill. 1193 00:59:44,567 --> 00:59:46,167 BEN: No, I can call you from the airport. 1194 00:59:46,168 --> 00:59:49,998 Okay. I'll talk to you then. Bye. 1195 00:59:53,908 --> 00:59:55,808 You call that three things? 1196 00:59:55,809 --> 00:59:57,609 [EMMA GASPS] 1197 00:59:57,610 --> 00:59:59,880 Last call for books, Ben. 1198 01:00:01,946 --> 01:00:03,876 [SIGHS] 1199 01:00:07,217 --> 01:00:08,877 Want me to give you a hand? 1200 01:00:08,885 --> 01:00:11,985 Yeah. It'd be nice, thank you. 1201 01:00:11,988 --> 01:00:14,888 This was my, uh, father's study. 1202 01:00:14,890 --> 01:00:16,190 Yeah? Yeah. 1203 01:00:16,191 --> 01:00:18,221 I used to hate this room. Yeah? 1204 01:00:18,226 --> 01:00:18,786 Yeah. 1205 01:00:18,793 --> 01:00:23,833 I always felt like I was coming into the principal's office. 1206 01:00:23,831 --> 01:00:25,601 "Your mother informs me 1207 01:00:25,599 --> 01:00:28,069 you plan to play Triple-A ball." 1208 01:00:28,068 --> 01:00:28,968 He was angry? 1209 01:00:28,968 --> 01:00:32,098 He was nothing. He was like a goddamn death mask. 1210 01:00:32,104 --> 01:00:34,944 MOVER: You call that ready, huh? 1211 01:00:37,676 --> 01:00:38,606 You know, it's ironic, 1212 01:00:38,610 --> 01:00:40,140 he didn't pay any attention to baseball 1213 01:00:40,144 --> 01:00:43,214 because it really was the kind of game he would've appreciated. 1214 01:00:43,213 --> 01:00:47,153 You call that finished? Freddy, back off, will you? 1215 01:00:55,925 --> 01:00:59,625 I thought your father hated your being a ball player? 1216 01:01:08,069 --> 01:01:12,339 Well, ha, I thought so too. 1217 01:01:13,006 --> 01:01:15,906 Just how many are there here? Hm. 1218 01:01:15,908 --> 01:01:18,608 Look at this. How many are there? 1219 01:01:18,610 --> 01:01:20,280 There must be more than 20. 1220 01:01:20,278 --> 01:01:21,908 It looks to me like he was trying to work out 1221 01:01:21,912 --> 01:01:24,882 some kind of trade. You know, he needed about 14 of me 1222 01:01:24,881 --> 01:01:26,911 to get one Lou Piniella. 1223 01:01:26,916 --> 01:01:29,916 Who's Lou Piniella? 1224 01:01:29,919 --> 01:01:32,649 "Who is Lou Piniella?" 1225 01:01:32,655 --> 01:01:34,085 Lou. 1226 01:01:34,089 --> 01:01:36,919 Lou? Lou. 1227 01:01:38,193 --> 01:01:39,863 Lou! 1228 01:01:39,861 --> 01:01:41,091 Lou, Lou, Lou! 1229 01:01:41,095 --> 01:01:42,955 What are you doing? You got a coat? 1230 01:01:42,963 --> 01:01:43,703 Yeah. 1231 01:01:43,697 --> 01:01:45,827 BEN: How about a hat? You got a hat? 1232 01:01:45,832 --> 01:01:46,932 No. Ooh! 1233 01:01:46,933 --> 01:01:49,003 BEN: If you get cold, sit on the glove. 1234 01:01:49,001 --> 01:01:51,801 If you're home in an hour, turn on the television. 1235 01:01:51,803 --> 01:01:53,173 Catch your son, one last time. 1236 01:01:53,171 --> 01:01:56,071 You're gonna be on television? Yeah. 1237 01:01:56,073 --> 01:01:58,443 [ORGAN MUSIC PLAYING] 1238 01:02:00,744 --> 01:02:02,844 ANNOUNCER: Good afternoon, everybody, 1239 01:02:02,846 --> 01:02:05,946 and welcome to Old-Timers' Day at Yankee Stadium. 1240 01:02:05,949 --> 01:02:07,319 It's a pleasure to be here again 1241 01:02:07,317 --> 01:02:10,987 for the 34th annual Old-Timers' Game. 1242 01:02:10,987 --> 01:02:13,447 Everybody's a Yankee on Old-Timers' Day 1243 01:02:13,456 --> 01:02:14,346 at Yankee Stadium. 1244 01:02:14,356 --> 01:02:16,356 We've been waiting all year for this game. 1245 01:02:16,358 --> 01:02:19,758 And it's a gorgeous day here in New York City. 1246 01:02:19,761 --> 01:02:20,731 In just a few minutes 1247 01:02:20,728 --> 01:02:22,328 we'll have our annual two-inning game. 1248 01:02:22,329 --> 01:02:25,729 How old do you you have to be to be an old-timer ? 1249 01:02:25,732 --> 01:02:28,302 Not old, lady. Just finished. 1250 01:02:28,301 --> 01:02:30,131 ANNOUNCER: Former Yankee player, 1251 01:02:30,136 --> 01:02:32,066 former coach, now an assistant 1252 01:02:32,071 --> 01:02:35,011 to the owner of the New York Yankees, 1253 01:02:35,007 --> 01:02:37,067 Elston Howard. 1254 01:02:37,075 --> 01:02:40,105 [ORGAN PLAYS, CROWD CHEERS] 1255 01:02:40,878 --> 01:02:44,208 Once again, here at great Yankee Stadium, 1256 01:02:44,214 --> 01:02:50,184 welcome for "Rapid Robert," Bob Feller. 1257 01:02:50,186 --> 01:02:52,846 [ORGAN PLAYS, CROWD CHEERS] 1258 01:02:56,058 --> 01:02:58,488 [CROWD LAUGHS] 1259 01:03:02,263 --> 01:03:04,063 ANNOUNCER: This Hall Of Fame member 1260 01:03:04,064 --> 01:03:08,504 was the greatest left-hander of the '50s. 1261 01:03:08,501 --> 01:03:10,801 The Chairman of the Board, 1262 01:03:10,803 --> 01:03:12,873 Whitey Ford. 1263 01:03:12,871 --> 01:03:15,201 [ORGAN PLAYS, CROWD CHEERS LOUDLY] 1264 01:03:21,145 --> 01:03:23,845 ANNOUNCER: We have a young old-timer. 1265 01:03:23,847 --> 01:03:27,477 He played in the 1975 World Series. 1266 01:03:27,483 --> 01:03:31,083 Big hand for Ben Lewin. 1267 01:03:31,086 --> 01:03:33,986 [ORGAN PLAYS, CROWD CHEERS] [SCREAMS] 1268 01:03:38,092 --> 01:03:40,232 Go, Ben! 1269 01:03:44,164 --> 01:03:45,434 Hey. 1270 01:03:45,431 --> 01:03:47,131 MAN 1: Too bad. 1271 01:03:47,132 --> 01:03:49,132 He had a couple of good years left. 1272 01:03:49,134 --> 01:03:50,304 Yeah. Great arm. 1273 01:03:50,301 --> 01:03:51,201 MAN 2: Yeah. 1274 01:03:51,201 --> 01:03:53,531 MAN 3: I thought Lewin still played for Cleveland. 1275 01:03:53,536 --> 01:03:55,796 He's the guy who robbed Reggie Jackson 1276 01:03:55,804 --> 01:03:58,304 of his homer in Detroit, you know? 1277 01:03:58,306 --> 01:03:59,536 Robbed? Yeah. 1278 01:03:59,540 --> 01:04:01,110 The ball fell in his glove. 1279 01:04:01,108 --> 01:04:03,208 ANNOUNCER: The man who's set a record 1280 01:04:03,210 --> 01:04:06,180 of 61 home runs in one season, 1281 01:04:06,179 --> 01:04:08,449 Roger Maris. [ORGAN PLAYS, CROWD CHEERS] 1282 01:04:08,447 --> 01:04:12,117 Hey, Roger, what do you think you get for 61 home runs? 1283 01:04:12,117 --> 01:04:13,547 What do you think they give you? 1284 01:04:13,551 --> 01:04:15,421 Two-fifty hitters are getting a million bucks! 1285 01:04:15,419 --> 01:04:19,449 ANNOUNCER: What else can I say other than the great number seven, 1286 01:04:19,456 --> 01:04:21,286 Mickey Mantle. [ORGAN PLAYS, CROWD CHEERS] 1287 01:04:21,291 --> 01:04:24,591 MAN 1: Hey, Mickey, they couldn't afford to pay you today! 1288 01:04:24,594 --> 01:04:26,234 There ain't enough money, Mickey. 1289 01:04:26,228 --> 01:04:28,228 They'd have to give you the team! 1290 01:04:28,230 --> 01:04:31,200 They'd have to give you the stadium! 1291 01:04:33,234 --> 01:04:36,844 Which one is Lou Piniella? 1292 01:04:36,837 --> 01:04:38,567 That's in the real game. 1293 01:04:38,572 --> 01:04:43,272 MAN: ¶ Oh, say, can you see? ¶ 1294 01:04:43,276 --> 01:04:48,106 ¶ By the dawn's early light ¶ 1295 01:04:48,114 --> 01:04:51,184 ¶ What so proudly ¶ 1296 01:04:51,183 --> 01:04:53,153 ¶ We hailed ¶ 1297 01:04:53,151 --> 01:04:56,151 ¶ At the twilight's ¶ 1298 01:04:56,154 --> 01:04:58,454 ¶ Last gleaming ¶ 1299 01:04:58,456 --> 01:05:00,516 ¶ Whose broad stripes ¶ 1300 01:05:00,524 --> 01:05:03,864 ¶ And bright stars ¶ 1301 01:05:03,860 --> 01:05:09,260 ¶ Through the perilous fight ¶ 1302 01:05:09,265 --> 01:05:12,295 ¶ O'er the ramparts ¶ 1303 01:05:12,301 --> 01:05:14,131 ¶ We watched ¶ 1304 01:05:14,136 --> 01:05:19,466 ¶ Were so gallantly streaming ¶ 1305 01:05:19,474 --> 01:05:25,284 ¶ And the rockets' red glare ¶ 1306 01:05:25,279 --> 01:05:29,979 ¶ The bombs bursting in air ¶ 1307 01:05:29,983 --> 01:05:33,253 ANNOUNCER: And now coming up: Roger Maris. 1308 01:05:33,252 --> 01:05:34,422 [CROWD CHEERING] 1309 01:05:34,419 --> 01:05:37,149 [ORGAN PLAYING "CHARGE"] 1310 01:05:44,262 --> 01:05:46,362 ANNOUNCER: Foul ball, out of play. 1311 01:05:46,364 --> 01:05:48,004 [WOMAN YELLS] 1312 01:05:47,998 --> 01:05:50,298 [CROWD CLAMORING] 1313 01:05:54,537 --> 01:05:57,337 ANNOUNCER: A sharp ground ball back to the pitcher. 1314 01:05:57,339 --> 01:05:59,369 He lobs it to first and Maris is out. 1315 01:05:59,374 --> 01:06:00,674 I almost caught it. 1316 01:06:00,675 --> 01:06:03,505 ANNOUNCER: And here now is Mickey Mantle. 1317 01:06:03,511 --> 01:06:06,411 [ORGAN PLAYS "CHARGE"] 1318 01:06:19,993 --> 01:06:23,233 [CROWD CHEERS] 1319 01:06:26,465 --> 01:06:28,225 [GASPS] 1320 01:06:29,467 --> 01:06:32,267 ANNOUNCER: A spectacular play. 1321 01:06:32,269 --> 01:06:35,039 [ORGAN PLAYS "CHARGE"] 1322 01:06:41,377 --> 01:06:42,477 BOY 1: It's Ben Lewin. 1323 01:06:42,478 --> 01:06:44,948 BOY 2: Mr. Lewin, can we have your autograph? 1324 01:06:44,947 --> 01:06:46,277 BEN: Uh, I can't do it now. 1325 01:06:46,281 --> 01:06:49,281 I'm looking for my lady. All right? Huh? 1326 01:06:49,284 --> 01:06:52,224 BEN: Come on, guys. 1327 01:06:52,220 --> 01:06:52,590 Ben! 1328 01:06:52,587 --> 01:06:54,587 Get to the game next year. All right? 1329 01:06:54,589 --> 01:06:57,189 Hey! Thanks, guys. 1330 01:06:58,125 --> 01:06:59,185 How are you? What? 1331 01:06:59,192 --> 01:07:00,592 How are you? I'm fine, I'm all right. 1332 01:07:00,593 --> 01:07:02,633 You are? Yeah, let's get out of here 1333 01:07:02,628 --> 01:07:03,558 before the game starts. 1334 01:07:03,562 --> 01:07:07,332 What were you in? A sideshow. 1335 01:07:07,332 --> 01:07:09,572 Oh. I had a great time. 1336 01:07:09,567 --> 01:07:12,597 Did you? Yeah? Oh. It was great. 1337 01:07:12,603 --> 01:07:14,273 Good. I'm glad. 1338 01:07:14,271 --> 01:07:15,641 That was a great catch. 1339 01:07:15,639 --> 01:07:20,209 Ah, no great catches in the Old-Timers' game. 1340 01:07:20,543 --> 01:07:22,413 You hungry? Yeah. 1341 01:07:22,411 --> 01:07:25,181 You like Chinese food? I know a great Chinese restaurant. 1342 01:07:25,180 --> 01:07:28,380 Wanna go? All right, let's go. 1343 01:07:28,383 --> 01:07:30,483 I almost caught a ball up there. 1344 01:07:30,485 --> 01:07:32,445 Did you? Yeah. 1345 01:07:32,453 --> 01:07:35,153 I owe you one. 1346 01:07:45,398 --> 01:07:47,728 What's this? What? 1347 01:07:47,733 --> 01:07:50,303 AB. It's At Bats. 1348 01:07:50,302 --> 01:07:52,342 Oh. 1349 01:07:52,637 --> 01:07:53,467 Hey! [WHISTLES] 1350 01:07:53,471 --> 01:07:56,211 You've compiled a lot of statistics here. 1351 01:07:56,207 --> 01:07:57,207 It's very impressive. 1352 01:07:57,208 --> 01:07:58,268 Impressive, huh? Uh-huh. 1353 01:07:58,275 --> 01:08:00,775 Entire history on the back of a bubblegum card, 1354 01:08:00,777 --> 01:08:03,437 that's impressive? 1355 01:08:03,446 --> 01:08:05,776 Here we go. 1356 01:08:09,518 --> 01:08:11,178 Let's forget the food, huh? 1357 01:08:11,186 --> 01:08:14,046 I got a better idea. 1358 01:08:16,424 --> 01:08:21,094 [¶¶¶] 1359 01:09:29,163 --> 01:09:32,163 Your watch is slow. 1360 01:09:32,166 --> 01:09:35,166 It's Chicago time. 1361 01:09:35,736 --> 01:09:38,866 Why don't you change it? 1362 01:09:38,872 --> 01:09:42,142 Mm-mm. Why? 1363 01:09:42,141 --> 01:09:45,241 It's Cooperman's time. 1364 01:09:47,479 --> 01:09:50,879 Cooperman's time? Mm. 1365 01:09:50,882 --> 01:09:53,452 Who the hell is Cooperman? 1366 01:09:53,451 --> 01:09:54,521 He's this kid in my class. 1367 01:09:54,518 --> 01:09:58,648 He's working on the same stuff I'm working on. 1368 01:09:58,655 --> 01:10:01,815 I keep my watch on Chicago time 1369 01:10:01,824 --> 01:10:05,394 so I can keep track of when he sleeps, 1370 01:10:05,394 --> 01:10:08,904 which he probably never does. 1371 01:10:12,200 --> 01:10:14,600 You know, mm, 1372 01:10:14,602 --> 01:10:16,542 I should probably 1373 01:10:16,537 --> 01:10:18,437 take this fancy administrative job, 1374 01:10:18,438 --> 01:10:20,438 move to New York. I wouldn't worry about Cooperman. 1375 01:10:20,440 --> 01:10:24,480 Administrative. What is that? You don't want that kind of job. 1376 01:10:35,554 --> 01:10:37,424 You know, if I'd become a doctor, 1377 01:10:37,422 --> 01:10:41,322 I'd just be beginning my career now. 1378 01:10:44,328 --> 01:10:47,428 You know, I went down to the Institute of Biofeedback. 1379 01:10:47,431 --> 01:10:51,171 I saw this guy controlling his own heartbeat. 1380 01:10:51,168 --> 01:10:53,898 Right, he had no pills, no machines, 1381 01:10:53,904 --> 01:10:55,474 nothing. 1382 01:10:55,472 --> 01:10:56,942 That'd be a great field for you. 1383 01:10:56,940 --> 01:10:58,540 I figured if I could do something 1384 01:10:58,541 --> 01:11:01,381 like that for somebody... 1385 01:11:01,377 --> 01:11:03,177 Oh, you should do it. 1386 01:11:03,178 --> 01:11:05,608 Definitely. Well, see in New York here 1387 01:11:05,613 --> 01:11:08,853 it would cost a fortune. No. 1388 01:11:08,849 --> 01:11:10,879 Do it anyway. 1389 01:11:10,884 --> 01:11:11,924 Yeah? 1390 01:11:11,918 --> 01:11:15,348 A lousy marriage, got a kid in school, no job. 1391 01:11:15,354 --> 01:11:17,594 I don't know. 1392 01:11:17,589 --> 01:11:20,219 Maybe. 1393 01:11:20,224 --> 01:11:22,264 Yeah. You should. 1394 01:11:22,259 --> 01:11:25,529 I should, huh? Yeah. 1395 01:11:26,762 --> 01:11:31,432 [¶¶¶] 1396 01:11:46,648 --> 01:11:47,478 [CHUCKLES] 1397 01:11:47,482 --> 01:11:50,652 Why are you trying to talk me out of this job? 1398 01:11:50,651 --> 01:11:54,621 We'd be in New York at the same time. 1399 01:11:59,959 --> 01:12:01,459 RABBI: We are here, 1400 01:12:01,460 --> 01:12:04,790 family of Emma and Jacob, 1401 01:12:04,796 --> 01:12:07,226 to witness an act of faith. 1402 01:12:07,231 --> 01:12:11,001 Faith in themselves, in their future, 1403 01:12:11,001 --> 01:12:14,341 and faith in the institution of marriage. 1404 01:12:14,337 --> 01:12:17,637 By the power vested in me by the State of New York, 1405 01:12:17,640 --> 01:12:20,540 I now pronounce you man and wife. 1406 01:12:20,542 --> 01:12:23,242 May God shine his blessings upon you, 1407 01:12:23,244 --> 01:12:24,614 and shed his radiance 1408 01:12:24,612 --> 01:12:28,282 on the sweetness of your days together. 1409 01:12:32,619 --> 01:12:33,989 Hey, all right! 1410 01:12:33,987 --> 01:12:36,247 [ALL CHATTERING] 1411 01:12:37,356 --> 01:12:38,986 Marvelous. 1412 01:12:41,659 --> 01:12:43,789 Congratulations. 1413 01:12:43,794 --> 01:12:45,564 Good match. 1414 01:12:48,665 --> 01:12:52,365 I can't say congratulations. It's okay. 1415 01:12:52,501 --> 01:12:54,631 You don't have to go back right away, do you? 1416 01:12:54,636 --> 01:12:56,736 Why don't you come down to Florida and visit me? 1417 01:12:56,738 --> 01:12:58,898 Oh. Rita, too many spring trainings down there. 1418 01:12:58,906 --> 01:13:00,866 No, actually I gotta leave for Akron tonight. 1419 01:13:00,875 --> 01:13:02,875 I'm catching a 5:00 flight tomorrow morning 1420 01:13:02,877 --> 01:13:05,037 for Charleston, West Virginia. An awards breakfast. 1421 01:13:05,045 --> 01:13:07,075 Is that a way for a mature man to make a living? 1422 01:13:07,080 --> 01:13:11,020 What? Are you kidding? I'd love it. Well... 1423 01:13:11,917 --> 01:13:13,877 Congratulations. Thank you. 1424 01:13:13,885 --> 01:13:17,085 She's a lovely lady, believe me. 1425 01:13:17,088 --> 01:13:19,088 I-I wish you all the best. 1426 01:13:19,090 --> 01:13:20,520 Um, to, uh, 1427 01:13:20,524 --> 01:13:22,894 the felicitous exchange of souls, 1428 01:13:22,893 --> 01:13:25,763 I would like to propose a toa-- Thank you, Jerome. 1429 01:13:25,762 --> 01:13:28,532 Thank you. I'll tell Emma. 1430 01:13:28,531 --> 01:13:30,461 Do you always make toasts like that? 1431 01:13:30,466 --> 01:13:32,166 JEROME: Well... Uh, I mean-- 1432 01:13:32,167 --> 01:13:34,927 No, you don't. I do. 1433 01:13:36,103 --> 01:13:38,973 I do too. Oh, do you? 1434 01:13:38,972 --> 01:13:40,972 [TALKING INDISTINCTLY] 1435 01:13:41,607 --> 01:13:43,067 [WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY] 1436 01:13:43,075 --> 01:13:45,835 Ladies and gentlemen... 1437 01:13:45,844 --> 01:13:48,414 The bride is feeling a little tired. 1438 01:13:48,413 --> 01:13:50,153 We're going to be leaving you now 1439 01:13:50,148 --> 01:13:53,718 so that she can, uh, sit quietly for a few minutes 1440 01:13:53,718 --> 01:13:56,988 and decide if she's made a mistake. 1441 01:13:56,987 --> 01:13:59,617 [ALL LAUGHING] 1442 01:13:59,622 --> 01:14:03,022 You never know what he's going to come out with. 1443 01:14:03,492 --> 01:14:05,992 I got that, I got that. 1444 01:14:06,194 --> 01:14:07,794 RITA: Oh, darlings, wait for us. 1445 01:14:07,795 --> 01:14:11,625 We'll all go down to the airport together. 1446 01:14:12,099 --> 01:14:14,829 Listen, what do you do on Monday? 1447 01:14:14,835 --> 01:14:17,035 I get up. 1448 01:14:17,037 --> 01:14:20,607 I, uh-- I make breakfast. 1449 01:14:20,607 --> 01:14:24,037 Yeah, what do you do then? I, um... 1450 01:14:24,043 --> 01:14:27,683 I prepare my lecture, and at 10:30 I go to school. 1451 01:14:27,679 --> 01:14:28,909 Then what do you do? I, uh-- 1452 01:14:28,913 --> 01:14:31,683 I wanna know what you do for the whole day. 1453 01:14:33,183 --> 01:14:34,883 Oh, my bag! Wait! 1454 01:14:34,884 --> 01:14:36,184 I got your bag, I got your bag. 1455 01:14:36,185 --> 01:14:39,115 Let me take the suitcase. You take this here. 1456 01:14:39,121 --> 01:14:44,061 I need to talk to you. My flight's boarding already. 1457 01:14:44,492 --> 01:14:46,862 You need something to make you feel the way you do 1458 01:14:46,861 --> 01:14:48,231 when you play ball, right? Yeah. 1459 01:14:48,229 --> 01:14:51,699 You're having a bad time with your wife. 1460 01:14:51,699 --> 01:14:54,169 I'm gonna take this job. 1461 01:14:54,168 --> 01:14:55,228 No, it's okay. 1462 01:14:55,235 --> 01:14:58,465 And you can come to New York, you could do your training. 1463 01:14:58,471 --> 01:15:00,241 I love being in New York. 1464 01:15:00,239 --> 01:15:02,469 We can take an apartment together. 1465 01:15:02,474 --> 01:15:03,874 I can pay for the rent. 1466 01:15:03,875 --> 01:15:06,175 Look, I get a big raise with this job. 1467 01:15:06,177 --> 01:15:07,637 I can help you with your tuition. 1468 01:15:07,645 --> 01:15:09,875 You're gonna take the job? Yeah. 1469 01:15:09,880 --> 01:15:11,550 You said I like to choose my game, right? 1470 01:15:11,548 --> 01:15:13,208 What are you choosing, a fancy title? 1471 01:15:13,216 --> 01:15:14,676 I'm choosing you. Oh, bullshit. 1472 01:15:14,684 --> 01:15:15,854 You're not choosing me. I am. 1473 01:15:15,851 --> 01:15:17,151 No, you're not. You're telling me 1474 01:15:17,152 --> 01:15:21,092 that I am the solution to your problem. 1475 01:15:21,989 --> 01:15:23,189 I'm not gonna be indebted to you 1476 01:15:23,190 --> 01:15:25,220 taking a job you don't even want. 1477 01:15:25,225 --> 01:15:27,055 You said it was a question of money. 1478 01:15:27,060 --> 01:15:28,590 Well, that was for starters, yeah. 1479 01:15:28,594 --> 01:15:30,794 Not to mention a wife and a daughter. 1480 01:15:30,796 --> 01:15:33,856 And the fact that I got a plane to catch, and so do you. 1481 01:15:33,865 --> 01:15:36,195 Yeah, but I can take the next one. 1482 01:15:36,200 --> 01:15:37,070 I can change in Buffalo. 1483 01:15:37,067 --> 01:15:41,067 I'll leave from Newark, I don't care. 1484 01:15:43,907 --> 01:15:48,177 Before I came here I found out my wife was having an affair 1485 01:15:48,177 --> 01:15:50,177 with my best friend. 1486 01:15:50,179 --> 01:15:52,109 You know how I felt? 1487 01:15:52,114 --> 01:15:53,684 You know what I felt? 1488 01:15:53,682 --> 01:15:54,152 Nothing. 1489 01:15:54,149 --> 01:15:56,519 I didn't feel anything. I felt more this weekend 1490 01:15:56,518 --> 01:15:57,748 than I have in a hell of a long time. 1491 01:15:57,752 --> 01:16:00,552 But the fact is, I've still got a daughter in Akron, 1492 01:16:00,554 --> 01:16:02,994 and I don't wanna leave her alone. 1493 01:16:02,989 --> 01:16:04,219 And I got a marriage. Seven years. 1494 01:16:04,223 --> 01:16:09,263 You know what I'm talking about? I'm talking about seven years. 1495 01:16:09,261 --> 01:16:12,131 WOMAN [ON PA]: Trans World Airlines, Flight-- 1496 01:16:12,130 --> 01:16:15,200 But we need more time. 1497 01:16:15,632 --> 01:16:17,972 You could probably re-route through Cleveland. 1498 01:16:17,967 --> 01:16:18,967 We could have another hour. 1499 01:16:18,968 --> 01:16:20,698 An hour is not gonna make a difference. 1500 01:16:20,703 --> 01:16:24,773 I have a through flight to Akron and I gotta go home. 1501 01:16:24,773 --> 01:16:26,873 You know, if you flew to Detroit, 1502 01:16:26,875 --> 01:16:30,275 you might get a direct Akron connection. 1503 01:16:34,115 --> 01:16:35,275 You could even fly to Toronto. 1504 01:16:35,282 --> 01:16:37,182 Toronto? I don't wanna fly to-- 1505 01:16:37,183 --> 01:16:38,923 Shh. I'm not flying to Toronto. 1506 01:16:38,918 --> 01:16:41,288 I gotta resolve what's there. 1507 01:16:41,287 --> 01:16:46,257 I'm not ready to jump into something new yet, you know. 1508 01:16:47,659 --> 01:16:50,289 What is wrong with something new? 1509 01:16:50,294 --> 01:16:52,564 Look at our parents. Look what they found. 1510 01:16:52,562 --> 01:16:54,902 What our parents found is terrific, honey. 1511 01:16:54,897 --> 01:16:56,327 But they're connected to each other. 1512 01:16:56,331 --> 01:16:59,631 And that takes hard work, responsibility, 1513 01:16:59,634 --> 01:17:01,574 and a lot of demands. 1514 01:17:01,569 --> 01:17:03,139 I don't think you ever made 1515 01:17:03,137 --> 01:17:06,237 that kind of commitment in your life. 1516 01:17:08,675 --> 01:17:12,305 You're so in control, I don't think you know what you feel. 1517 01:17:12,311 --> 01:17:15,281 You sound like this dumb jock who would rather 1518 01:17:15,280 --> 01:17:18,310 hang onto a wife who is screwing his best friend 1519 01:17:18,316 --> 01:17:20,316 than change a plane reservation. 1520 01:17:20,318 --> 01:17:23,818 I mean, at least I'm willing to take a chance in this. 1521 01:17:23,821 --> 01:17:25,151 How are you gonna put your life together 1522 01:17:25,155 --> 01:17:28,185 if you can't even contemplate re-routing through Toronto? 1523 01:17:28,191 --> 01:17:30,791 You wanna change your life on some guy you balled last night 1524 01:17:30,793 --> 01:17:32,363 for the first time, go ahead, just leave me out. 1525 01:17:32,361 --> 01:17:35,061 Fine. Okay. You're out. At least I'm not hiding 1526 01:17:35,063 --> 01:17:36,033 behind some dead marriage. 1527 01:17:36,030 --> 01:17:38,160 You wanna take a cop-out job to be near this true love, 1528 01:17:38,165 --> 01:17:40,865 you met two days ago, fine. Just leave me out if it, no thanks. 1529 01:17:40,867 --> 01:17:42,297 Out. You're out of it! And so while-- 1530 01:17:42,301 --> 01:17:45,801 While at it, Lady Chicago, you just leave him out of it too. 1531 01:17:45,804 --> 01:17:47,004 Why don't you give Homer a break? 1532 01:17:47,005 --> 01:17:49,865 You leave him out of it and you make your own goddamn decision 1533 01:17:49,874 --> 01:17:51,114 about whether you do want this job, 1534 01:17:51,108 --> 01:17:55,338 or whether you do or don't want that man or this man, all right? 1535 01:17:56,279 --> 01:17:59,379 It's no smoking, please. 1536 01:17:59,382 --> 01:18:04,182 [¶¶¶] 1537 01:18:28,944 --> 01:18:33,354 Take care of yourself, okay? Yeah. Thanks. 1538 01:18:33,348 --> 01:18:35,248 Does that make us nothing? No. It's-- 1539 01:18:35,249 --> 01:18:37,219 It's-- It's not nothing. It's just-- 1540 01:18:37,217 --> 01:18:41,847 There's no way. I can't do it now, Kate. 1541 01:18:51,430 --> 01:18:53,100 I'm proud to know I have a brother 1542 01:18:53,098 --> 01:18:56,698 who robbed Reggie Jackson of his homer in Detroit. 1543 01:18:56,701 --> 01:18:59,101 [BOTH LAUGHING] 1544 01:18:59,837 --> 01:19:01,967 I love you, sis. 1545 01:19:04,207 --> 01:19:06,307 Goodbye. Bye. 1546 01:19:08,077 --> 01:19:12,347 [¶¶¶] 1547 01:19:19,854 --> 01:19:22,254 What are you-- What were you doing in New York, Kate? 1548 01:19:22,256 --> 01:19:25,286 Oh, uh, I was going to my father's wedding. 1549 01:19:25,292 --> 01:19:27,262 A prime number is one that cannot be expressed-- 1550 01:19:27,260 --> 01:19:30,290 Help you with these? No, I'm just gonna go upstairs. 1551 01:19:30,296 --> 01:19:31,426 Not too heavy? 1552 01:19:31,430 --> 01:19:33,460 Is two a prime number? Yes. 1553 01:19:33,465 --> 01:19:35,425 Is-- Is three? Yes. 1554 01:19:35,433 --> 01:19:36,873 Is four? No. 1555 01:19:36,867 --> 01:19:39,267 Why? Two times two. 1556 01:19:39,269 --> 01:19:42,269 Smart? Yeah, smart kid. 1557 01:19:42,272 --> 01:19:43,772 See you later. Bye. 1558 01:19:43,773 --> 01:19:45,413 Bye. You a graduate of, uh, Harvard? 1559 01:19:45,407 --> 01:19:48,167 BOY: No. I went to Yale. HOMER: Yeah. 1560 01:19:48,176 --> 01:19:52,276 [¶¶¶] 1561 01:20:13,401 --> 01:20:16,071 Hi. Hi. 1562 01:20:17,104 --> 01:20:19,404 Mm. You all right? Yeah. 1563 01:20:19,406 --> 01:20:21,366 Sure? 1564 01:20:23,175 --> 01:20:25,105 Congratulations on the job. 1565 01:20:25,110 --> 01:20:27,440 Oh, thanks. 1566 01:20:29,079 --> 01:20:32,049 What's happening? What? 1567 01:20:33,349 --> 01:20:34,079 Sit down, Homer. 1568 01:20:34,083 --> 01:20:37,183 Uh-oh, what? What's-- What's-- No, it's just... 1569 01:20:37,186 --> 01:20:41,786 I-- I don't know how to say this to you. 1570 01:20:43,191 --> 01:20:45,821 I saw something 1571 01:20:45,826 --> 01:20:48,086 in New York that-- 1572 01:20:48,094 --> 01:20:52,234 Oh, I don't know, but-- 1573 01:20:57,369 --> 01:21:00,499 My parents had it. 1574 01:21:00,505 --> 01:21:03,365 Gail has it. 1575 01:21:03,941 --> 01:21:07,141 My father has it again. Bigger than a breadbox? 1576 01:21:07,144 --> 01:21:09,284 Don't joke with me! 1577 01:21:09,279 --> 01:21:11,149 I need to be able to talk to you. 1578 01:21:11,147 --> 01:21:11,907 Uh, I talk to you. 1579 01:21:11,914 --> 01:21:14,214 No, you don't. You don't talk to me, 1580 01:21:14,216 --> 01:21:16,546 you make me laugh, but you don't talk to me. 1581 01:21:16,551 --> 01:21:17,921 I talk to you. I'm talking now. 1582 01:21:17,919 --> 01:21:19,849 Before I left I wanted to talk to you about Emma, 1583 01:21:19,854 --> 01:21:21,394 and all you could say was, "Leave her alone." 1584 01:21:21,388 --> 01:21:24,158 You said you didn't like her because she couldn't swim. 1585 01:21:24,157 --> 01:21:25,887 Did you actually want me to discuss that? 1586 01:21:25,892 --> 01:21:28,392 That's because you don't hear me. 1587 01:21:28,394 --> 01:21:30,134 You don't pay attention to me. 1588 01:21:30,129 --> 01:21:31,459 What, I'm supposed to walk around, 1589 01:21:31,463 --> 01:21:33,233 any time you have something on your mind 1590 01:21:33,231 --> 01:21:36,331 I should just stop and listen? Maybe. 1591 01:21:36,334 --> 01:21:39,804 Oh, God! No. 1592 01:21:43,841 --> 01:21:46,981 You mean that, don't you? 1593 01:21:46,977 --> 01:21:48,007 I can't do that. 1594 01:21:48,011 --> 01:21:50,111 Uh, that's like a full-time job. 1595 01:21:50,113 --> 01:21:53,283 I can't. It would be exhausting to do that. 1596 01:21:53,282 --> 01:21:55,152 Look, what-- What-- What's happening here? 1597 01:21:55,150 --> 01:21:57,250 You got the job, you wanna move to New York, and-- 1598 01:21:57,252 --> 01:22:00,222 And you're worried about how we're gonna work it out? 1599 01:22:00,221 --> 01:22:02,851 Is that what's happening? 1600 01:22:02,856 --> 01:22:05,286 It's more than that. 1601 01:22:05,424 --> 01:22:08,024 I really don't know what we're talking about here. 1602 01:22:08,026 --> 01:22:10,226 I really don't. I mean, I-- 1603 01:22:10,228 --> 01:22:11,558 You don't know what you want. 1604 01:22:11,562 --> 01:22:13,032 You want what your parents have, 1605 01:22:13,030 --> 01:22:15,200 and you want to do breakthroughs. 1606 01:22:15,198 --> 01:22:17,898 You want laughter but I shouldn't make a lot of jokes. 1607 01:22:17,900 --> 01:22:19,230 You can't have it all. I love you, 1608 01:22:19,234 --> 01:22:24,004 but it does take a lot of jokes. It works. 1609 01:22:25,239 --> 01:22:28,869 It doesn't work for me. 1610 01:22:28,875 --> 01:22:30,975 [¶¶¶] 1611 01:22:30,978 --> 01:22:33,178 It doesn't. 1612 01:22:42,088 --> 01:22:44,188 Listen, uh, 1613 01:22:44,190 --> 01:22:47,620 you're not, uh-- Uh, what--? 1614 01:22:47,626 --> 01:22:52,256 What's happening here? Really, what's happening here? 1615 01:22:52,263 --> 01:22:54,103 Are you--? Are you...? 1616 01:22:54,098 --> 01:22:56,668 You're not saying you might want to stay in Chicago 1617 01:22:56,667 --> 01:22:58,567 and not live here? 1618 01:22:59,468 --> 01:23:02,638 You don't hear me, do you? 1619 01:23:04,038 --> 01:23:08,108 I just need to be more connected. 1620 01:23:08,441 --> 01:23:13,011 I need to feel that my problems are your problems, 1621 01:23:13,012 --> 01:23:14,212 and that your problems are mine, 1622 01:23:14,213 --> 01:23:17,453 and that-- That we nurture each other. 1623 01:23:17,449 --> 01:23:19,679 It's not just you, it's me. 1624 01:23:19,684 --> 01:23:21,984 I-- I want to support you more too. 1625 01:23:21,986 --> 01:23:24,046 You mean, like we two as one? 1626 01:23:24,054 --> 01:23:25,154 Yes! 1627 01:23:25,155 --> 01:23:27,685 It sounds just like my marriage. 1628 01:23:27,690 --> 01:23:30,220 It does. That sounds exactly like my marriage. 1629 01:23:30,225 --> 01:23:33,255 I get you to help me with my gestures on my speech. 1630 01:23:33,261 --> 01:23:35,091 Oh, don't joke, please. 1631 01:23:35,096 --> 01:23:37,096 Ah, no, this is not what we wanted. 1632 01:23:37,098 --> 01:23:37,758 We were stupid. 1633 01:23:37,765 --> 01:23:39,525 I mean, we talked about, uh, space. 1634 01:23:39,533 --> 01:23:41,073 Give each other a lot of space. 1635 01:23:41,067 --> 01:23:45,437 We have too goddamn much space! 1636 01:23:51,410 --> 01:23:54,780 I'm sorry. 1637 01:23:59,084 --> 01:24:02,424 I don't think I can do what you're describing. 1638 01:24:02,420 --> 01:24:05,220 I-I-I really don't. I mean, I did that, 1639 01:24:05,222 --> 01:24:06,752 and it really drove me crazy. 1640 01:24:06,756 --> 01:24:07,486 I know. 1641 01:24:07,490 --> 01:24:10,090 Frankly, I-I prefer the jokes. 1642 01:24:10,092 --> 01:24:10,692 I know. 1643 01:24:10,692 --> 01:24:14,092 I really don't wanna live through every moment 1644 01:24:14,095 --> 01:24:16,695 of another person's life. 1645 01:24:16,697 --> 01:24:18,127 I mean, not even yours. 1646 01:24:18,131 --> 01:24:19,231 [LAUGHING] 1647 01:24:19,232 --> 01:24:21,372 I don't know what happened in New York. 1648 01:24:21,367 --> 01:24:22,427 I really don't know, 1649 01:24:22,434 --> 01:24:24,774 but I don't want it to turn my life inside out. 1650 01:24:24,769 --> 01:24:28,169 I don't-- I don't want that. 1651 01:24:28,172 --> 01:24:30,172 I know you don't. 1652 01:24:30,174 --> 01:24:33,144 You never have. 1653 01:24:34,244 --> 01:24:37,114 I knew something was wrong. 1654 01:24:37,113 --> 01:24:38,313 I knew it. 1655 01:24:38,314 --> 01:24:41,184 I just didn't know what it was till I left. 1656 01:24:41,183 --> 01:24:44,183 And you know now what... 1657 01:24:44,186 --> 01:24:46,486 Yeah, now I know. 1658 01:24:47,722 --> 01:24:51,662 Do you realize what this sounds like to me? 1659 01:24:52,826 --> 01:24:53,456 I do. 1660 01:24:53,459 --> 01:24:58,129 Boy, see, I-I knew we should never have sat down to talk. 1661 01:24:58,130 --> 01:24:59,560 I knew what I was doing. 1662 01:24:59,564 --> 01:25:02,264 This is really... 1663 01:25:03,166 --> 01:25:05,196 Oh, boy. 1664 01:25:08,837 --> 01:25:13,307 [¶¶¶] 1665 01:25:14,242 --> 01:25:17,142 Hey, Dr. Gunzinger. Oh, hi. 1666 01:25:17,144 --> 01:25:19,584 Hi, Mr. Cooperman. Hi. 1667 01:25:19,579 --> 01:25:21,709 How was your weekend? 1668 01:25:21,714 --> 01:25:23,584 Weekend? 1669 01:25:23,582 --> 01:25:24,552 Yeah. 1670 01:25:24,549 --> 01:25:27,749 Uh, you made any progress? 1671 01:25:27,752 --> 01:25:29,352 Well, I'll tell you, 1672 01:25:29,353 --> 01:25:30,453 I've been thinking. Yeah? 1673 01:25:30,454 --> 01:25:33,194 KATE: I think I've been looking in the wrong place. 1674 01:25:33,190 --> 01:25:35,260 I have some new ideas about the two fusion. 1675 01:25:35,258 --> 01:25:36,818 COOPERMAN: What? What? Yeah. 1676 01:25:36,826 --> 01:25:38,386 COOPERMAN: You mean Dot O to Dot G? 1677 01:25:38,394 --> 01:25:41,364 KATE: Right. Just in the simplest case though. 1678 01:25:41,363 --> 01:25:45,873 Oh, but that might be the hinge of the whole problem. 1679 01:25:45,867 --> 01:25:48,427 Yeah, right away that's gonna give you the quotient. 1680 01:25:48,436 --> 01:25:49,566 That's immediate. Right. 1681 01:25:49,570 --> 01:25:52,270 It's just a beginning though. 1682 01:25:52,272 --> 01:25:55,242 Show me what you're talking about. 1683 01:25:55,808 --> 01:25:57,468 Oh, I can't do it now. Show me. 1684 01:25:57,476 --> 01:26:00,606 Look, I-- I'm gonna be here for a while. 1685 01:26:00,612 --> 01:26:04,252 The classification might even drop right out. 1686 01:26:04,248 --> 01:26:06,748 This is incredible. 1687 01:26:06,750 --> 01:26:09,380 Yeah, if this works we could be famous. 1688 01:26:09,385 --> 01:26:13,385 What? Listen, it's just a beginning. 1689 01:26:13,389 --> 01:26:16,219 The tough part is working it out. 1690 01:26:16,225 --> 01:26:17,815 Yeah, I know. 1691 01:26:17,826 --> 01:26:22,556 [¶¶¶] 1692 01:26:40,281 --> 01:26:41,581 Dr. Gunzinger? 1693 01:26:41,582 --> 01:26:42,352 Yeah. 1694 01:26:42,349 --> 01:26:43,749 First they sent me to New Hall, 1695 01:26:43,750 --> 01:26:45,680 I thought I was gonna miss you. 1696 01:26:45,685 --> 01:26:48,585 From Benjamin Lewin, Jr., who owes you one. 1697 01:26:48,587 --> 01:26:53,557 He said to tell you he's working on re-routing through Toronto. 1698 01:26:55,259 --> 01:26:58,259 [DIANA ROSS' "IT'S MY TURN" PLAYING] 1699 01:27:03,667 --> 01:27:05,497 [SIGHS] 1700 01:27:06,936 --> 01:27:09,536 ¶ It's my turn ¶ 1701 01:27:09,538 --> 01:27:12,438 ¶ To see what I can see ¶ 1702 01:27:12,440 --> 01:27:15,410 ¶ I hope you'll understand ¶ 1703 01:27:15,409 --> 01:27:17,909 ¶ This time's just for me ¶ 1704 01:27:17,911 --> 01:27:22,281 ¶ Because it's my turn ¶ 1705 01:27:22,282 --> 01:27:25,382 ¶ With no apologies ¶ 1706 01:27:25,385 --> 01:27:27,915 ¶ I've given up the truth ¶ 1707 01:27:27,920 --> 01:27:30,750 ¶ To those I've tried to please ¶ 1708 01:27:30,756 --> 01:27:34,416 ¶ But now it's my turn ¶ 1709 01:27:34,426 --> 01:27:38,256 ¶ If I don't have All the answers ¶ 1710 01:27:38,263 --> 01:27:40,963 ¶ At least I know ¶ 1711 01:27:40,965 --> 01:27:44,695 ¶ I'll take my share Of chances ¶ 1712 01:27:44,702 --> 01:27:47,502 ¶ Ain't no use in holding on ¶ 1713 01:27:47,504 --> 01:27:50,914 ¶ When nothin' stays the same ¶ 1714 01:27:50,907 --> 01:27:53,567 ¶ So I'll let it rain ¶ 1715 01:27:53,576 --> 01:27:57,276 ¶ 'Cause the rain Ain't gonna hurt me ¶ 1716 01:27:57,279 --> 01:28:00,279 ¶ And I'll let you go ¶ 1717 01:28:00,282 --> 01:28:05,292 ¶ Though I know It won't be easy ¶ 1718 01:28:05,287 --> 01:28:07,447 ¶ It's my turn ¶ 1719 01:28:07,455 --> 01:28:10,515 ¶ With no more room for lies ¶ 1720 01:28:10,524 --> 01:28:13,734 ¶ For years I've seen my life ¶ 1721 01:28:13,727 --> 01:28:16,487 ¶ Through someone else's eyes ¶ 1722 01:28:16,496 --> 01:28:20,426 ¶ And now it's my turn ¶ 1723 01:28:20,433 --> 01:28:23,473 ¶ To try and find my way ¶ 1724 01:28:23,469 --> 01:28:26,339 ¶ And if I should get lost ¶ 1725 01:28:26,338 --> 01:28:29,408 ¶ At least I'll own today ¶ 1726 01:28:29,407 --> 01:28:34,707 ¶ It's my turn ¶ 1727 01:28:34,712 --> 01:28:40,522 ¶ Yes, it's my turn ¶ 1728 01:28:41,284 --> 01:28:45,394 ¶ And there ain't no use In holding on ¶ 1729 01:28:45,388 --> 01:28:48,018 ¶ When nothing stays the same ¶ 1730 01:28:48,023 --> 01:28:50,863 ¶ So I'll let it rain ¶ 1731 01:28:50,859 --> 01:28:54,559 ¶ 'Cause the rain Ain't gonna hurt me ¶ 1732 01:28:54,562 --> 01:28:57,562 ¶ And I'll let you go ¶ 1733 01:28:57,565 --> 01:29:02,365 ¶ Though I know It won't be easy ¶ 1734 01:29:02,369 --> 01:29:04,439 ¶ It's my turn ¶ 1735 01:29:04,437 --> 01:29:07,637 ¶ To see what I can see ¶ 1736 01:29:07,640 --> 01:29:10,710 ¶ I hope you'll understand ¶ 1737 01:29:10,709 --> 01:29:13,479 ¶ This time's just for me ¶ 1738 01:29:13,478 --> 01:29:16,778 ¶ Because it's my turn ¶ 1739 01:29:16,781 --> 01:29:20,281 ¶ To turn and say goodbye ¶ 1740 01:29:20,284 --> 01:29:22,684 ¶ I sure would like to know ¶ 1741 01:29:22,686 --> 01:29:25,416 ¶ That you're still On my side ¶ 1742 01:29:25,422 --> 01:29:31,492 ¶ Because it's my turn ¶ 1743 01:29:33,295 --> 01:29:37,695 ¶ It's my turn ¶ 1744 01:29:39,600 --> 01:29:41,630 ¶ It's my turn ¶ 1745 01:29:41,635 --> 01:29:45,365 ¶ To start from number one ¶ 1746 01:29:45,372 --> 01:29:47,572 ¶ Trying to undo ¶ 1747 01:29:47,574 --> 01:29:50,374 ¶ Some damage That's been done ¶ 1748 01:29:50,376 --> 01:29:54,406 ¶ But now it's my turn ¶ 1749 01:29:54,413 --> 01:29:57,853 ¶ To reach and touch the sky ¶ 1750 01:29:57,849 --> 01:30:00,449 ¶ No one's gonna say ¶ 1751 01:30:00,451 --> 01:30:04,421 ¶ At least I didn't try ¶ 1752 01:30:04,421 --> 01:30:08,961 ¶ It's my turn ¶ 1753 01:30:08,958 --> 01:30:13,888 ¶ Yes, it's my turn ¶ 1754 01:30:16,732 --> 01:30:21,432 ¶ It's my turn ¶ 1755 01:30:22,637 --> 01:30:26,767 ¶ It's my turn ¶ 1756 01:30:28,942 --> 01:30:33,782 ¶ It's my turn ¶ 114697