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everyone knows

you guys know we're not safe here though

right

what you mean like in the woods yeah man

out in the middle of nowhere

there could be anything lurking i knew

it

here we go

you're gonna tell a [ __ ] ghost story

no all right just go for it

i mean okay

yeah but this one's actually real okay

it comes from my family history you're

gonna love it yeah for sure oh alex it's

not that scary bro camping and [ __ ] yeah

do a ghost story

all right yeah it's a [ __ ] move

all

all right you're gonna be fine alex not

that scary

so

i found out recently from my grandma

that my ancestors when i first came to

this country they lived in these very

woods wow i know seriously though so my

ancestor arthur jackson was told by the

natives that these woods were haunted by

a mysterious creature called la mimika

they say this creature looked like a

human but was large standing eight feet

tall

lanky

hairless

with jet black eyes like a demon

it came out only at night to hunt

and i needed a lot of meat to keep going

wow that sounds like my axe

this is fantastic keep please have at it

so rumor has it the natives would hear

strange noises in the forest

sounds whistles even words some would

swear that they even heard voices

but anyone who went to investigate would

never return

soon the locals deemed that the result

of a single creature la mimika

by the time my ancestor arthur arrived

nearly all of them had been wiped out so

he went into the forest to find this

mysterious lamimika

smart arthur he was accompanied by a

local native who knew the woods better

than anyone well that night the native

went missing

he searched and searched and found a

tiny piece of his cloak at the mouth of

a cave

he went to the edge of the cave and

whispered into the darkness hello

a voice answered back

it was the native

he conversed with the native to make

sure that it was genuinely him

and when he was sure that in fact it was

the native he took one step into the

cave

that was so worth it

oh my god i put this back here like an

hour ago that was perfect i knew that

[ __ ] was oh brother

jesus christ i [ __ ] hate you guys

i should have recorded that man that was

perfect i'm sorry screech was so loud oh

good story right good story

let me mikka it's not bad [ __ ] sucked

whatever

what you didn't get scared uh no

not even a little bit

the screech

i mean it's startling yeah but from like

the actual story or whatever no

i can just tell it's not real no no no

it's real my grandma really told me that

story okay but

the only problem is everyone in it acts

dumb as hell just like every other ghost

story whoa whoa whoa my man arthur was

chilling there for like an hour and he

was very smart okay well

one if the natives were all dying they

would just

move it seems easy enough okay also if

the woods are so dangerous at night

they'd only go in there during the day

time yeah okay and lamimika can mimic

any human voice right any voice it hears

at all okay well then your ancestor is

dumb as hell because he didn't have you

know a backup plan to

ask the native something only he would

know

i mean come on if real people were

hunting something that's known to

imitate humans you'd think they'd be

able to tell it apart from other stuff

oh you say that now it's easy to be

logical here in the moment but when

you're in a stressful situation it's

impossible to be fully prepared still be

more prepared than your [ __ ] ancestor

hey my man arthur was a homie

whatever happened to him he was never

heard from her yet

good

[Laughter]

i shared genetics with that guy

what

i'm just leaving to take a piss

did i really startle you

[ __ ] you

la lami mika

yeah where is he

he's just taking a piss

how do you leave

two minutes ago

[ __ ] hour ago

what

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is that an animal

i don't know

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i think it's in he's been gone for an

hour

maybe he's just [ __ ] with us

no there could be some stranger out

there ian

ian is that you

is

[ __ ] around you got us

i got you

oh you [ __ ] [ __ ] dude that was good

right [ __ ] off

you guys gonna let me in

no don't don't put the tent

why not that that shaky was impossible

i don't trust them that's actually ian

freezing out here let me hear it

it's pretty and i'm thinking it was

[ __ ] real alex okay

okay well then why won't he just open

that himself yo matt you left this out

here

the [ __ ]

i forget that

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no matter

my wait

now it's over

we got you good right

alex

bro are you good

we're just messing with you man

yeah it's just a joke but

matt are you okay

yeah man

what the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] real

the blood no dude it's i got it at a

halloween store it's fake seem pretty

real though right oh and before you ask

you have a cat her name is tina and

she's adorable there now you know it's

us

we good to come in what the [ __ ] you

were asking for just let yourself in i

was just making sure bro i didn't know

it would freak you out this much you

just [ __ ] spray blood all over me

you're still playing this mind game [ __ ]

with that la mimika yeah dude we're done

with that i know i feel bad though if

you don't

you know if you get [ __ ] paranoid

sometimes you're still [ __ ] with me

just just open the tip yourself okay

dude okay

no

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it's worries [ __ ] of course it is

alice look i'm sorry we messed with you

okay we honestly just wanted to pull a

good prank yeah none of it was real

okay what part actually messed with you

the guitars in here how'd you play it

out there

oh bluetooth speaker bro

also how i did the growling

how did you do the shaking

i just shook it a bunch man no that's

not it was not just you it's not [ __ ]

possible there's nothing else out here

alex i think it just seemed like a lot

because we're inside it yeah i swear it

was only me dude you actually need to

let us in the zipper's stuck it's

freezing out here we're like four hours

away from the car it's dark as [ __ ]

we're not safe here

why the [ __ ] would you do this whole

thing's a prank in the first place like

it's just [ __ ] up okay i'm assuming

you made up let me make up but the fact

that you're doing this [ __ ] makes me

think it's real and i'm [ __ ] scared

guys shut the [ __ ] up

holy [ __ ] that was for sure

dude what the [ __ ]

i'm sorry matt

all right

thank you

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