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description
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[Music]
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everyone knows
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you guys know we're not safe here though
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right
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what you mean like in the woods yeah man
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out in the middle of nowhere
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there could be anything lurking i knew
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it
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here we go
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you're gonna tell a [ __ ] ghost story
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no all right just go for it
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i mean okay
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yeah but this one's actually real okay
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it comes from my family history you're
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gonna love it yeah for sure oh alex it's
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not that scary bro camping and [ __ ] yeah
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do a ghost story
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all right yeah it's a [ __ ] move
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all
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all right you're gonna be fine alex not
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that scary
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so
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i found out recently from my grandma
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that my ancestors when i first came to
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this country they lived in these very
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woods wow i know seriously though so my
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ancestor arthur jackson was told by the
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natives that these woods were haunted by
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a mysterious creature called la mimika
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they say this creature looked like a
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human but was large standing eight feet
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tall
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lanky
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hairless
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with jet black eyes like a demon
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it came out only at night to hunt
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and i needed a lot of meat to keep going
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wow that sounds like my axe
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this is fantastic keep please have at it
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so rumor has it the natives would hear
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strange noises in the forest
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sounds whistles even words some would
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swear that they even heard voices
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but anyone who went to investigate would
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never return
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soon the locals deemed that the result
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of a single creature la mimika
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by the time my ancestor arthur arrived
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nearly all of them had been wiped out so
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he went into the forest to find this
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mysterious lamimika
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smart arthur he was accompanied by a
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local native who knew the woods better
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than anyone well that night the native
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went missing
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he searched and searched and found a
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tiny piece of his cloak at the mouth of
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a cave
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he went to the edge of the cave and
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whispered into the darkness hello
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a voice answered back
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it was the native
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he conversed with the native to make
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sure that it was genuinely him
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and when he was sure that in fact it was
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the native he took one step into the
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cave
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that was so worth it
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oh my god i put this back here like an
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hour ago that was perfect i knew that
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[ __ ] was oh brother
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jesus christ i [ __ ] hate you guys
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i should have recorded that man that was
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perfect i'm sorry screech was so loud oh
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good story right good story
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let me mikka it's not bad [ __ ] sucked
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whatever
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what you didn't get scared uh no
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not even a little bit
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the screech
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i mean it's startling yeah but from like
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the actual story or whatever no
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i can just tell it's not real no no no
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it's real my grandma really told me that
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story okay but
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the only problem is everyone in it acts
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dumb as hell just like every other ghost
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story whoa whoa whoa my man arthur was
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chilling there for like an hour and he
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was very smart okay well
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one if the natives were all dying they
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would just
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move it seems easy enough okay also if
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the woods are so dangerous at night
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they'd only go in there during the day
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time yeah okay and lamimika can mimic
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any human voice right any voice it hears
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at all okay well then your ancestor is
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dumb as hell because he didn't have you
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know a backup plan to
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ask the native something only he would
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know
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i mean come on if real people were
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hunting something that's known to
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imitate humans you'd think they'd be
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able to tell it apart from other stuff
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oh you say that now it's easy to be
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logical here in the moment but when
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you're in a stressful situation it's
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impossible to be fully prepared still be
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more prepared than your [ __ ] ancestor
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hey my man arthur was a homie
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whatever happened to him he was never
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heard from her yet
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good
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[Laughter]
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i shared genetics with that guy
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what
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i'm just leaving to take a piss
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did i really startle you
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[ __ ] you
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la lami mika
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yeah where is he
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he's just taking a piss
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how do you leave
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two minutes ago
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[ __ ] hour ago
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what
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is that an animal
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i don't know
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[Music]
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i think it's in he's been gone for an
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hour
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maybe he's just [ __ ] with us
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no there could be some stranger out
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there ian
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ian is that you
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is
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[ __ ] around you got us
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i got you
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oh you [ __ ] [ __ ] dude that was good
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right [ __ ] off
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you guys gonna let me in
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no don't don't put the tent
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why not that that shaky was impossible
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i don't trust them that's actually ian
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freezing out here let me hear it
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it's pretty and i'm thinking it was
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[ __ ] real alex okay
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okay well then why won't he just open
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that himself yo matt you left this out
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here
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the [ __ ]
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i forget that
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[Music]
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no matter
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my wait
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now it's over
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we got you good right
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alex
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bro are you good
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we're just messing with you man
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yeah it's just a joke but
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matt are you okay
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yeah man
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what the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] real
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the blood no dude it's i got it at a
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halloween store it's fake seem pretty
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real though right oh and before you ask
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you have a cat her name is tina and
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she's adorable there now you know it's
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us
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we good to come in what the [ __ ] you
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were asking for just let yourself in i
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was just making sure bro i didn't know
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it would freak you out this much you
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just [ __ ] spray blood all over me
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you're still playing this mind game [ __ ]
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with that la mimika yeah dude we're done
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with that i know i feel bad though if
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you don't
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you know if you get [ __ ] paranoid
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sometimes you're still [ __ ] with me
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just just open the tip yourself okay
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dude okay
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no
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it's worries [ __ ] of course it is
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alice look i'm sorry we messed with you
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okay we honestly just wanted to pull a
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good prank yeah none of it was real
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okay what part actually messed with you
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the guitars in here how'd you play it
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out there
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oh bluetooth speaker bro
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also how i did the growling
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how did you do the shaking
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i just shook it a bunch man no that's
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not it was not just you it's not [ __ ]
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possible there's nothing else out here
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alex i think it just seemed like a lot
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because we're inside it yeah i swear it
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was only me dude you actually need to
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let us in the zipper's stuck it's
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freezing out here we're like four hours
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away from the car it's dark as [ __ ]
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we're not safe here
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why the [ __ ] would you do this whole
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thing's a prank in the first place like
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it's just [ __ ] up okay i'm assuming
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you made up let me make up but the fact
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that you're doing this [ __ ] makes me
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think it's real and i'm [ __ ] scared
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guys shut the [ __ ] up
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holy [ __ ] that was for sure
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dude what the [ __ ]
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i'm sorry matt
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all right
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thank you
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[Music]
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[Music]
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