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(sad music)

"...It's not my fault!"

(sad music)

(phone ring)

Yes, Maria.

That's right, delete this paragraph and prepare a report by tomorrow.

Do not forget the lists and characteristics of the other objects that I asked.

Print and courier to my home. Thank you.

Yes, Maxim, of course, everything is in order, tomorrow at 11.

The contractors confirmed, yes, on site.

I have all the documentation, but I would not rush to conclusions.

No, I wouldn't be in a hurry. -Rrr!

- R-r-r!

-Yes, see you tommorow.

- We'll work tomorrow. If we don't die of a hangover.

- They confirmed. You will?

-Oh, my God.

Well, of course I will.

Where am I going?

(screaming joyfully)

Thank you girls, I'm so glad, I adore you.

- It's all Anka came up with - the best organizer in the world, we could not.

- Yes, long-standing ties with the owner of the yacht.

-An, listen, and we have a striptease, I hope, will be?

-Girls, I want to drink for you, for this best bachelorette party in the world!

- Wait, wait, let's take a picture!

Let's take a photo, take a photo! -Let him show his stuffers.

-I won't. -Let's! - You will, how!

Let Borka not think that only he has fun there.

So. Oh my God!

-That's what I understand. - Cheese!

- Borya! -Smile.

- Hunt!

Promise that when I have a wedding, you will arrange the same for me.

- Well, I'll retire - I'll organize weddings.

-In terms of? Actually, I was going earlier than your pension.

Are you okay? -Yes.

-What is your Zhenya? -Why mine? Just Zhenya.

-If you lie, I'll bite you.

-Well, he's fucking cool Zhenya,

who understands everything, and you can not cut corners.

-I want to be the first person you tell that you're dating.

- So, I thought, in our company, secrets are distributed by seniority.

-Well, damn it, you always have the most interesting things!

-So what to do? If Rita is the wisest and cooks borsch best of all.

- That's it, enough secrets, let's go dancing. - Okay, Mom.

- I've got some toast.

-So. We're having a toast.

Winter-winter-winter!

-Olka!

In our small years with you, I must say,

I realized something very important.

And it came at a great price to me -

not in the sense of spending money on psychologists and motivational trainings.

The main thing is to learn how to live.

Live life.

It doesn't matter if you're single or married.

If you are not afraid, then there is a chance to become happy.

And make the person next to you happy.

(Katya) -Can I have a notepad, please?

I want to write it down.

"Secrets of happiness of Anna Boginskaya: live life!"

- Ekaterina Ivanovna, go to hell.

- So, shut up, this is my holiday. Got drunk.

An, thank you, I love you.

-Well? One two Three!

-I'm home.

Bourgeois?

X-x-x!

Yum-yum-yum! (cat meows)

Hello, Burzhui.

(mystical music)

Olka had a bachelorette party, we drank a little.

Good night.

(message signal)

Thank you girls, I'm alive.

I'll make an appointment with the doctor Rita recommended.

Sorry, she was first.

-Good afternoon. I'm Margarita - the head of a development company.

Irina is the manager of the shopping center.

- Anya, we called up.

These are Maxim and Vasily, my clients, they decided to take a look at the premises themselves.

-I am very happy.

If you have questions, please ask.

-We like the location, the variations of the premises too.

So, Anna, you have the last word.

- As Anya says, so be it.

-Contract.

There are no such comfortable conditions for tenants anywhere else.

Usually the penalty is equal to a year of rent to tie the client.

Worse than developers are planted only by drug dealers.

- This is quite understandable - we are looking for partners, not clients.

-Either you are afraid of not signing anchor brands.

There is not a single name on the facade that will attract a mass buyer.

Then.

Look up.

See the fan coils?

Such air conditioning density does not correspond to the area of ​​the room.

And this means that people will be corny stuffy.

Buy less and go faster.

And one more thing: I talked to the workers -

they complain about being customized and using cheap materials.

So I don't recommend opening a flagship store here.

- Well, it's emotions.

- Absolutely right. Trading is emotions.

And I found at least four points

in which my emotions were spoiled even before entering the shopping center.

Therefore, I recommend looking elsewhere.

Here is the report and the new selection.

Excuse me, I'm out for coffee.

I told you a hundred times, you didn't listen.

Now got an independent lease opinion.

And the architect and the designer have been writing letters to me for half a year. Long.

We urgently need to change the contractor, they drown the project,

on which we killed a lot of time and money.

- Do you trust her?

-Anna is one of the best marketers I have worked with.

Well, in a purely human way -

Well, how many projects will we do in a lifetime? 25-30.

Each - at least five years of work.

I don't want your reputation to be ruined by hacks and thieves.

- I'll talk to my partners.

- Anya!

Dmitry Smolin, founder and sole shareholder.

"Excuse me, am I doing an Amazon war dance here?"

- No, I'm happy.

I value honesty and directness. Himself like that.

I'm sure we'll see you again. -Certainly.

- I'll answer the question and call. -Fine.

Thank you. I'm sorry I didn't warn you.

- It's okay, it was fun.

Sam Smolin?

Builder number two.

-An adventurer and a billionaire. First time I work with him.

When is the doctor? -In two hours.

-Are you okay to go with you? -Stop doing that. Just a test, not an operation.

(mysterious music)

(worried) Yes. Just think, I haven't been in the hospital for a year.

(roller noise)

(disturbing music)

-Everything is fine?

- Yes.

-Water cooler - next to the counter.

Or offer you a sedative? -All right, thank you.

Hello. I'm registered with Zhdanov.

Anna Boginskaya, at 13:30.

- Listen.

Excuse me, Anna Aleksandrovna, Viktor Mikhailovich will not be able to receive you.

He is very sorry - some kind of force majeure.

-Clear. -But he asks to offer you

another specialist for the initial examination, there is an excellent doctor.

- Well, since I'm here. - Yes, a second.

(background music)

(music in doctor's office)

- Anna Alexandrovna, right?

What are your complaints?

- I think I have a lump in my chest.

- Please undress behind the screen, only the top.

I have a female colleague if you're uncomfortable.

-Everything is fine.

I was told you are a local star here.

Can the music be turned off?

-Don't like music?

I don't like to mix one with the other.

-Reasonable. (turns off music)

- Ready.

(careful music)

(excited heartbeat)

-Anna Aleksandrovna,

with you, as I understand it, you need to be clear and honest.

Well, education is.

You have arrived just in time.

A biopsy should be done to determine the nature of the lump.

Then decide on the type of treatment.

- Could it be cancer?

- And it can also be one of the 14 types of benign formations.

Would you like to list everything?

I suspect fibroadenoma.

- Listen.

-Wait for Dr. Zhdanov, listen to the second opinion.

Just do not try to search on the Internet. (phone ring)

- Yes, Zhenya, I'm at work.

Yes, of course I remember.

Listen.

I?

In order.

Fine. See you.

Bye!

- It didn't sound very convincing.

-Sorry what?

-See you.

(includes music)

-I'm home.

(groans)

(breathing heavily)

(mystical music)

Zhenya, I'm sorry, we won't be able to meet today. It seems I've caught a cold.

I'll pick it up tomorrow, hug.

(shouting) It's not my fault!

-I can't live without you.

-Everything is fine?

(doorbell)

(doorbell)

(persistent doorbell)

(alert music)

- Listen.

Listen.

Well my opinion is don't risk it

and delete immediately.

But Matvey Anatolyevich has more gentle methods.

You decide.

- I'm for a biopsy.

- Well, fine, he will do it for you.

Do you have his phone number?

-Is it accepted?

- We have a commercial clinic, you will not go on a date with him.

- Listen.

(excited heartbeat)

Hello, hello, Rita. I know that I am a goat.

(Rita) - What else. Katka is in a panic.

Olka would be nervous too, but today she is ordering a cake.

- I know, I'm sorry. -Are you all right?

-I am good. -God bless.

Well, what about this Zhdanov? What did you say?

- Oh, there's a whole story, I'll tell you later.

Most likely good quality.

Yes, I don't like that tone. I prescribe borscht.

Meet me at three. -Fine.

-So!

Where's our secret ingredient?

- Listen, can you adopt me?

Well, I take up some space.

I'll roll in bed

and leave the apartment to the cat.

-Well, I do not. I didn’t pull you out of the fetal position for half a year,

so you can rest now.

Kidding.

It’s just that next year we are building several sites,

and I can't do without you.

-Rit...

I think I'm ready for something new.

-God bless.

Are there any applicants?

The main thing is that the sex is great.

- Brother...

-Come argue with me.

(takes off shoes)

-Will you stay at my place for the night?

-Mmm... Well, I'm drunk, old.

Of course I will stay.

(laugh)

-Everything is fine?

-Do you like the classics?

-I like good and proven.

Freddie Mercury, Sting, cats.

Standard set: coffee, cats, Mandelstam.

-How much information at once.

- Single, no children.

I moved to Moscow six months ago.

-Like? -Yes.

Especially an hour drive to work.

- Are you filming?

- I'm filming. I live alone. No friends yet.

There are no loans either.

And no, I'm not gay.

- It was especially important to know.

Gay with loans is a terrible combination.

It's to make it more interesting to guess which of these is true.

All.

Just don't wave your hands for joy.

- Are you talking to me with your teeth?

-If you want to lie down, there is still half an hour before the next patient.

I'll let you know the results of the biopsy, usually within three days.

Now you are my personal responsibility.

Why didn't you reply to your message?

-Choose suitable music for the meeting.

- Sure.

(relaxed music)

Girls, forgive me, for God's sake.

I, please, a dish from the chef, and I treat.

So, so what?

So I take over the music and the presenter.

Otherwise, it will end with a glass of vodka and contests for popping balloons with your ass.

What?

-Do you see what it is?

This is gray hair.

Because of her.

(laugh)

- In short, so what is Borya? -Borya.

It was claimed that I came drunk.

But I dumped everything on you.

Then I found pictures of him on my phone

with a stripper on her head.

- B ***, popados! Naked?

- In shorts, thank God.

I was hysterical, of course, then I thought: he is Aquarius.

Well, damn it, I was just afraid of my friends.

And then he pounced on me -

after a quarrel.

Well, in short, it's clear - the wedding is not canceled,

have to fork out for a gift. -Do not envy.

I thought my kids were stuck on their phones, but they're ten.

-Sorry.

So!

This is important.

- Yes... Rytul?

What's happening?

-Don't know. - You mean you don't know?

She communicates with you most of all, it cannot be that you are not aware.

Maybe you just don't want to talk to us?

- Has she been to the doctor? -Was.

-And what?

-Probably, if anything, she would say.

- So maybe I should ask?

-No need. Suddenly there is something bad.

- Oh, no, girls, let's do without this.

(phone ring)

- Matvey Anatolyevich, sorry it's late. Distracting?

(Matvey) -Good evening, no, it's okay.

- I can't wait until tomorrow.

Hello?

-Yes, I'm sorry, I'm looking for your results.

Here.

Um... I was right, it's a fibroadenoma.

-What does it mean?

- You have a good education,

which is almost never reborn.

Very small, so you can remove it without consequences.

- Do you need an operation?

Yes, it's better not to risk it.

But there is no urgency.

-I understood. When can you... do?

-I can not.

- You do not do such operations?

-Anna, I have to apologize, but I can't be your doctor.

-Why?

-Because I have a liking for you, and this may affect the work.

And this is unprofessional.

I can recommend another surgeon, or there is Zhdanov,

or you can choose yourself.

I'll prepare the extracts.

- Okay, thanks for the professionalism, goodbye.

-Goodbye.

(sighs convulsively)

-Baby, I ordered you a milfey,

and already ate it. I'm sorry.

-Fine.

-What's happened?

- I got some tests.

Well, everything is fine, there is a fibroadenoma - in general, the most harmless option.

- Should I delete it? - Yes, but it's safe.

(Olya) -I'll calculate a favorable date for you.

Now Jupiter is in phase - this is very good for health.

-Yes, damn it, you wait with your Jupiters, Mercurys, kapets!

-Are you okay?

-Yes. I'm sorry to let you in here...

Update the wine, please, to us.

-And be healthy, live richly.

-Oh, girls! -For health.

-... And to the house, to the hut. -Naturally.

Let's finish the crab and let's go.

-What's there?

It's good that you never sleep.

- It's good that I'm generally good.

Perfect fucking friend.

Pour?

Understood. So let's smoke sober?

Let's go to.

Well, it's like that.

Are you sure he will heal you? -Yes.

It's not scary with him, I want him to operate on me.

-An, the intrigue with the surgeon is similar to role-playing.

Are you missing sex?

- I don't have it at all.

-Yeah, are you serious?

Something needs to be done about this urgently.

Sex is life. No, life is life.

And sex is not the ultimate dream.

-What about Zhenya?

-Where is the sex - where is Zhenya.

- I don't agree at all.

-What? - Though I'm not for the peasants, and then sunk.

Well-groomed, tanned, grandmas do not show off.

- You do not know, he is so delicate, so attentive,

he cares and does not press, he is so ...

predictable.

-Mother, you just described a healthy relationship, normal,

normal man. Are you cutting?

What else do you need?

What the hell are you doing with this creepy dude?

- Why is it dark?

- He, of course, hot, all things, a career is rushing.

Plus he knows anatomy. Where and how to insert.

- Okay, let's get down to business. -Gee points, that's all.

-Come on, come on.

-OK OK.

So, the traffic is mainly for medical requests.

Thank you.

A bunch of strange likes of some kind.

The dude obviously doesn't really need social media.

Or he has a bunch of leftist accounts where he catches heifers.

All I can tell you.

In short, if you want a date,

call yourself.

-Why is this?

-Did you see yourself from the outside?

Young, beautiful, successful.

And who is he?

A doctor from the provinces in a rented hut.

He was scared of you.

- But I've never done that.

Are you afraid of losing your feminist virginity?

(laugh)

-Oh...

- But in general, Boginskaya, you need to bring down.

- You decide already with the advice - should I write or blame?

And in general, why would you blame? Well, I liked him, so what?

I did not get stuck and did not sleep with him.

I just...

I just met someone who made me feel...

excitement.

For the first time since Stas.

- You're not stuck?

And what did you rub me after the first appointment about the temperature?

An, well, by God, as if not you, but I am the guru of psychotraining.

-Well, so what? Maybe I caught a cold?

Or fell in love?

- No, it's not the temperature.

It's adrenaline.

Yes, animal reaction.

Not to be confused with love.

Your body is screaming, screaming to you:

"Run, Boginskaya! Run!"

And you confuse with butterflies in the stomach.

- Mother!

(message signal)

Oh!

He liked my baby photo.

(message tones)

Oh, three more!

-Yo***, probably for courage. -What?

- Write. -So.

Now. - Matthew, right?

"Matvey..."

Mmm...

"Due to various circumstances

I

decided to be..."

- "Circumstances..." Huh?

“I decided to always be sincere.

I'm used to the fact that there is no openness in the metropolis."

Hunt!

"But something happened."

-Directly and write - "An"?

"But something happened.

and I think of you."

Capitalized.

-Oh, my God. "I suggest we meet.

Let's talk about surgery.

Dot. Kidding.

Point.

-It's funny?

He will think I'm stupid.

-And good.

There will be a handicap.

But then don't ask me

don't say I didn't warn you.

Worst case scenario, just get laid.

By the way, great office.

-Yes? - Ugh.

-Continue. Music for my ears.

(phone ring)

- Yes, quiet!

Matvey Anatolyevich, right?

Fine. When?

Fine.

Yes. See you.

-What? What does he say?

What does he say, huh?

- He says that I should choose a place, because he is not oriented in Moscow.

(laughs)

- You're a fool, huh!

(mystical music)

-I'm sorry.

I am guilty.