Original subtitles

# She wanna dance with me #

# My love i'll tell to those girls #

# Who're dancing with you #

# It's hard for me to live now #

# Friends, as of the clinking of the glasses of this Jat #

# Chandigarh's girl got crazy #

# I'm feeling in love #

# My heart has fallen on this charming guy #

# Friends, as of the clinking of the glasses of this Jat #

# Chandigarh's girl got crazy for him #

# Girl demands waist chain #

# She also wants gold ring #

#Love is not enough for her#

# She needs a necklace too #

# Take as many rings as you want, my love #

# Jat never do fake love #

# I have written love letter to you #

# I sent you that letter at midnight #

# Friends, as of the clinking of the glasses of this Jat #

# Chandigarh's girl got crazy for him #

# Friends, as of the clinking of the glasses of this Jat #

# Chandigarh's girl got crazy for him #

This is 'Buddhu kalan' village.

You must be thinking after hearing the name of the village

Must be all idiots living here.

So you are thinking right.

Whoever is coming to watch our movie...

That guy can't be wrong.

Do you want to see the village like this only?

Let's come.

Meet in the village...

With those four idiots.

Whose story you have come to see.

Oh! We came to the wrong man.

Let's go back.

At once darling...

just listen to me.

Then you'll see..

I'll take you to the Moon.

I'll give you a slap.

Bloody fool!

By the way, son.

Why not send you into orbit along with a rocket?

At least the country will be better off.

You always pull my leg.

Idiot! That's how you look.

What's my fault in this?

I graduated in my time.

And you haven't even finished Matriculation yet.

Why are you looking my face?

Go, make linhay in the field.

Huh..

Make linhay!

He is Kaka.

He use to plagiarise the work of other poets.

Like a crow his complexion is also black.

And so is his fate.

Let me introduce you to item number two.

Put some chips in his mouth too.

Other wise it won't digest us.

Hey, Raju's son.

Come...

Come...

Come this side.

Hey, Toti's son. You come here.

You have business with me.

These chips which you're eating

are made up of plastic.

By eating this you'll...

become like a chips.

You have become like Momos.

And stopping us from eating chips.

Oh no!

Hey you!

Hey!

This is Bhinda.

Someone said.

We shouldn't be ashamed of eating.

We must eat our fill.

But,

This guy eats more food than necessary.

Well, leave it.

Let's meet with item number three.

Oh!

Hey, Pammi.

-Yes, tell. -Hold my bicycle.

Hold it, hold it. What happened?

Brother.

Brother!

Buddy,Please take care of my bicycle.

I need to poop right now.

At what speed is it coming per hour?

It came at a speed of 120 per hour.

Brother, It'll get challan.

Do it carefully.

No issue, I'm grateful to you.

Thank you so much.

Leave all this.

You just do me a favour.

Yes, I already know that.

I have to help three more people. Isn't it?

Buddy, atleast give me tobacco.

Try to watch least movies of Salman khan.

Bro

Tobacco is li'l thing.

If you say, i can provide drugs too.

No, brother.

Hold your bicycle.

I'm leaving.

Hey, Pammi!

What?

Buddy, atleast take your bicycle.

O yes!

I forgot.

I was leaving my bicycle here only.

I didn't drive any other vehicle except Bullet.

You have a habit of forgetting.

And you...

Take care of your belongings.

Try to walk slowely.

Don't bump into anyone.

Pammi.

Pammi!

This has happened to Satti.

[Idiom] He who hesitates is lost.

Anyways,

Now, meet the head of those three.

His name is Deep.

There's no need of his introduction.

Latta defozo is absolutely right.

He says 'Love' and 'Loan'

should be given only to those people who can return it.

Hence i'm giving love to you only.

And i never lend money to anyone.

Lend money?

Money is needed to lend money.

Now you'll give what you have.

Oh no!

You still don't understand my value.

You'll realise it later.

You lost something valuable.

Valuable?

A lot of people like you follow me.

So many people aren't even behind the Government accountant.

I've figured out.

Being a woman is no less than a government job.

Am i right?

Listen.

I have come here only to meet you.

But you didn't invite me to your house even once.

Why?

Tell me one thing.

Why do you want to come home?

Is it necessary to see the house?

I want to see my future in- laws.

I show them on the phone.

Then I'll do the marriage on the phone itself.

Where?

Crazy girl,where are you going?

Listen.

Don't use Jio company sim card.

Its network coverage is weak.

Till the network comes, who got married to someone else.

Stop rubbish.

I just want to come at your home.

It's not right for you to come home like this.

I'll come as a worker of Ration card.

Good idea.

Atleast give me a kiss.

Are you crazy?

Before the marriage it's not good.

What if I get pregnant?

Kissing doesn't make pregnant.

My aunt's daughter got pregnant by this.

Come on! Definitely she did something wrong.

No, she is not like that.

She swore by his mother.

She has given kiss only.

[Laughing]

Okay,listen.

I'll give everything when I come to your house.

You just do preparation of my arrival.

Are you sure?

# There's nothing in the village #

# There's nothing in the village #

# Let's go out of the house #

# Chandigarh is the best place #

# Let's go! Many panoramic views and facilities here. #

# There we'll get partner. #

# There we'll get partner. #

# Here we're completely alone. #

# Dad, hold all responsibilities. #

# We're leaving for Chandigarh. #

# Dad, hold all responsibilities. #

# We're leaving for Chandigarh. #

# You're not perfect in Hindi and English language. #

# You can come to Dhaba if you don't cooking. #

# You can come to Dhaba if you don't cooking. #

# Deep saw that the girl will give lift#

# Deep saw that the girl will give lift#

#Before it broke out#

# Dad, hold all responsibilities. #

# We're leaving for Chandigarh. #

# Dad, hold all responsibilities. #

# We're leaving for Chandigarh. #

# Let's go to Chandigarh. #

# Let's go to Chandigarh. #

# Let's go to Chandigarh. #

# Let's go to Chandigarh. #

# Let's go to Chandigarh #

# Dad, hold all responsibilities. #

# We're leaving for Chandigarh #

# Dad, hold all responsibilities. #

# We're leaving for Chandigarh #

# Let's go to Chandigarh #

# Let's go to Chandigarh #

Where did this stain come from?

I just cleaned up.

Sarabjeet kaur, till today he wouldn't have washed his face so many times.

As he's cleaning the floor today.

It seems like someone in the village has put a spell on my son.

Oh no!

Lest something bad happens.

His birth was the worst thing.

Now what could be worst than this?

Dad, i can understand everything.

One day the whole world will follow your son.

Son, what happened to you today?

Dad, actually i also don't know.

But i only know one thing.

The girls of the rich family will yearning to marry your son.

[ Knock on the gate]

Look dad!

She has come.

I'll check.

Okay.

[Knock on the gate]

Greetings, uncle.

Greetings, daughter.

Tell me.

Uncle, I'm from Suvidha kendra.

I want to talk to you about BPL ration card.

Okay.

Come, daughter. Let's go inside and talk.

Have a seat.

Greetings, Aunt.

Greetings.

Now tell me what do you want to ask?

Uncle, I'm doing survey regarding BPL ration card.

For that i came here.

Okay, okay.

Oh!

Oh!

Thank God, he heard my prayer.

Useless government!

My unemployed son is sitting at home.

And,he is...

And, he's always lies here drunk.

But i always chant the name of my saint.

O girl!

What to tell you now?

I have spent my whole life in poverty.

I eat chapati with salt only.

Daughter, leave all this.

You can ask whatever you want?

Uncle, your house seems in good condition.

House?

Actually this house is not ours.

This house belongs to the bank.

Yes.

We have taken a loan from the bank for this.

Yes.

Hey, Dad.

Which loan are you talking about?

Don't say anything.

Oh really!

Do you really not know that we have taken the loan?

This drunker has mortgaged the whole house due to his bad habit.

Now you'll say that...

You also don't know

My knees are not working properly.

O girl! What to tell you know?

We don't have money to purchase medicines.

Mom, when did your knees stop working?

Just leave it.

Madam, you sit here. I'll bring milk and almonds for you.

Almonds?

Which almonds, son?

We haven't even eaten peanut shells at home till date.

-What? -Son!

We don't even have sugar and tea at home.

And you are bringing milk.

Where do you get the milk?

But, your son was saying that he's from wealthy family.

We are very rich.

Daughter, what to tell you?

Actually our son is useless.

Yes.

We're also able to pay off the loan with great difficulty.

You just...

Daughter, please write our name in BPL ration card list.

Yes, please.

My life with you will be very difficult.

[Laughing]

Bro,

Our families are in bad situation.

They can't be progressive.

I remembered a poetry on alcohol.

Listen.

''In sorrow...

i eat''.

Just shut up!

Whether there is any sorrow in the world or not.

But someone will definitely starts crying after listening to his poetry.

Hmm..

Oh no!

You're right.

Dear!

Some times poetry...

becomes very touching.

So that means you bore us all.

Hey skinny!

Just keep quiet.

Bro, Deep!

Yes, bro.

Get me 2 kg dumbbells.

Now i want to build my body.

Hey, listen.

Your aunt had a baby last month, isn't it?

Yes, right.

I think that baby will be around 2 kg.

You can do exercise by holding him.

Aunt will also be happy with this.

That he's holding my baby.

[Chuckle]

Dammit, you should build biceps.

Hmm.

Even if that child turn out to be handicapped when he grows up.

On this pretext he'll get pension.

Physically fit people like us are roaming unemployed.

Hey, listen.

What about Preeto?

She went to her village as she's mad with me.

Bro.

You have to go to his village.

After all you have to persuade her.

I think you are right.

[Dogs barking]

[Phone ringing]

What happen?

Why are you calling so late in the night?

I'm standing outside your house.

Have you gone mad?

Come, I brought something for you.

How can i come at this time?

I can't come.

Sweet heart..

I brought silver anklets for you.

Okay, wait.

I'm coming.

But i'll come for two minutes only.

No problem.

Come, I'm waiting outside.

[Dogs barking]

Are you mad?

Leave me.

Once I hold someone's hand...

I don't leave that for the rest of my life.

I won't go without kiss you.

Where are anklets?

Dear, I was kidding.

I don't have anklets.

But yes...

For you...

I brought bangles.

You can't do anything.

You just keep lying all your life.

Preeto, i was just kidding.

Can't i do this too.

I really shouldn't have come to your house.

You..

You just forget me.

There's no match of us.

What's the big deal between us now?

My family has preferred Chandigarh boy for me.

And i'll marry with him.

Now i can't live in the village anymore.

I'll marry in the city only.

And you can't do it all.

On this broken bicycle of yours...

I won't spend my whole life.

You better forget me.

# With an innocent person like me #

# Why did you do bad to me #

# O girl! Tell me are you feeling good now #

# With an innocent person like me #

# Why did you do bad to me #

# O girl! Tell me are you feeling good now #

# At your behest, i would have broken the strong love bond #

# At your behest, i would have broken the strong love bond #

# Why did you leave an innocent like me #

# Why did you break my heart #

# Why did you leave an innocent like me #

# Why did you break my heart #

# Those moments are silent, which were once spent with you #

# When your heart is gone from me you doesn't like me #

# Today someone richest rules in your heart #

My family has preferred Chandigarh boy for me.

And i'll marry with him.

Now i can't live in the village anymore.

I'll marry in the city only.

And you can't do it all.

On this broken bicycle of yours...

I won't spend my whole life.

You better forget me.

# Why did you leave an innocent like me #

# Why did you break my heart #

# Why did you leave an innocent like me #

# Why did you break my heart #

# I regret on the feelings which i have shared with you in the past #

# Today i cry alone after loving that unfaithful #

# I still love you more than myself #

# Even till today I wear the muffler given by you #

I make false vows to god.

I get you back.

I just want to be yours.

I just want to be yours.

I just want to be yours.

Hey Deep!

I have been seeing you too long.

Why are looking very sad?

Don't worry, your friends are with you.

I had a cheating girlfriend.

I've got all my friends stupid too.

Its okay!

Buddy, that's why we all are with you.

If we were intelligent, we would have been working as a security guard.

All you all are foolish.

But i'm an intelligent guy.

My mom got me after lightening a lot of clay lamps.

[Laughing]

I'm sure she must put kerosene oil in that.

That's why he is born dark.

[Laughing]

-Lightening clay lamps! - Hey!

Listen you all.

I've figured out.

We all can't progress by living in the village.

We should go to Chandigarh.

Son of that Pappu mechanic...

He moved to Chandigarh two years ago with a bicycle..

Now he has his own mansion in the city.

It is said that he could handle a single thing properly.

But there he's handling so many beautiful girlfriends.

O wow!

So many?

Oh!

But, bro I'm unable to go there.

Look!

Then who'll managing all these here?

Buddy, it's impossible for us.

Look, here even i can't hold my legs properly.

Let's go guys, wind up, i'm leaving now.

Come on!

Let's go.

[SIGH]

[SIGH]

Oh!

Hello.

Hey bro!

-Listen. -Hmm...

Let's go to Chandigarh.

[Laughing]

What?

Right now?

Bro, today i have washed my undergarments.

As you know wearing wet tights makes me itch.

Let those dry till tomorrow afternoon.

Then we'll go in the evening.

We are not leaving now.

We'll go in a few days after preparation.

Bro, tell me now...

What we have to do?

Just nothing more.

You all have to please your father.

Massage his feet as you wake up in the morning.

Okay, fine.

Okay.

See you in the morning.

[Birds chirping]

Son, that's enough.

It's been an hour since you've been massaging my feet.

Dad, today i'll completely relax your feet.

Oh!

Oh!

Listen to me.

Are you relaxing them or create pain in them?

Tell?

And, son...

When was this pain that you're trying to soothe?

Dad!

Tell me where to make linhay?

Hey son!

Which body booster have you taken today?

You have been working since morning.

Dad!

We'll get bread only by hard work

No one gives bread to the useless fellow.

I'm here.

Now you give bread to this useless fellow.

[Laughing]

Don't flatter me.

Tell me clearly, what do you want?

Dad, i want to go to Chandigarh.

That's it?

Anything else?

The day after tomorrow your uncle has a court date in the high court.

You can go with him.

Alright, dad.

One day is enough to visit Chandigarh.

Not at all, dad.

I'm not going for a day.

You can take two more days for this.

You can stay at an inn in the night.

No,no...

I'll permanently stay there.

Where?

At an inn?

Come on, dad.

In Chandigarh.

What?

Now I only see Chandigarh in my dreams.

What will you do there?

Dad, i want to earn money there.

Want to earn money?

Yes, right.

[Chuckle]

Have you studied law?

Where you'll become a famous lawyer.

Tell.

You'll have to wash people's dishes even after going there.

[Laughing]

It's not like that, dad.

There are many jobs in Chandigarh.

There i'll get a job very soon.

Really?

Yes.

How much salary will you get?

One...

Two...

Dad, i'll get ten thousand rupees.

[Chuckle]

Only ten thousand?

Hey, listen.

Village ladies earn such an amount by selling cow dung cakes.

And you're not very much aware about that city.

Everyone out there will take an advantage of a fool like you.

Dad, it's impossible.

If someone messes with me, i'll pull his hair out.

Really?

What if that man is bald?

Then how will you handle him?

Just leave it!

Sit quietly at home.

No need to go anywhere.

Oh no!

Huh..

Dude, don't give up.

Bro!

Latta defozo has well said.

What?

He says...

If you can't do something once, do it again and again.

Okay.

Bro, I'm constipated since yesterday.

I'm trying to poop but it's can't.

You're hopeless.

You all are useless fellows.

Buddy, that's why we're with you.

If we were useful, we would open a confectionery.

He's right.

You all can't go to Chandigarh.

Oh! He has eaten poison.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey fatty!

Binda!

Fatty.

Throw it away.

Idiot! If you'll die we can't even lift you.

If you saw him, why didn't you stop him?

I've never seen a man who eat poison.

Shut up.

Hey Binda!

Fatty.

Binda, don't leave us.

Let him breathe.

Hey Binda!

[Coughing]

Duffers! Get back.

It was only a digestion pill.

Because of your drama it also had to be spewed.

Sorry, bro.

I thought it was a poison pill.

Forget about sorry, we were all very scared.

Just leave it.

Now tell me do you want to go to Chandigarh?

Ofcourse we'll go.

Listen to me.

Our father won't agree with us alone.

We four together have to explain to each one's father.

Hmm...

Then come to my house tomorrow morning.

Alright, bro.

See you in the morning.

-Done? -Done.

Let's go.

Bro, how are you?

-What's up? -Is everything fine?

What kind of colourful clothes are you wearing?

What are you wearing?

You told us to come dressed up.

You all are useless fellow.

That's why we're with you.

If we were useful, we would open photocopy shop.

[Laughing]

Do you know how to use xerox machine?

Ofcourse bro.

Looks like you don't.

You xerox machine...

Greetings, uncle.

Wow!

Greetings, uncle.

Hey! Move.

Get a side.

Hey Kaka! Listen.

Yes, tell me.

Are you a waiter in marriage palace?

Aa...

No, uncle.

He's dressed like this.

Really?

But clothes like this....

Only palace waiters wear.

I didn't know this..

Dad.

These three are like my brother.

We'll together go to Chandigarh.

Listen, son.

Take these fools with you...

It's better take three 'Pinnis'(sweet dish) with you.

Atleast you'll be full.

Dad, don't say like this.

These three are like my brother.

Don't support them.

Suppose if tomorrow they declare their claim on the land, then?

By the way...

I won't spare them.

No, no uncle.

[Cow mooing]

Come on!

Come, we have to go to Chandigarh.

Be strong, tell about the plan of Chandigarh.

Come on, tell him...

What's this?

[Cow mooing]

-Uncle, we are your children. -Yes, right.

Hey! What's your date of birth?

5th September....

-1995. -Yes, right.

But Binda was born in 1994.

I had a vasectomy operation there.

Uncle.

You're misunderstanding.

You must have got the operation done at the end of 94'.

You rascal...

First of all tell me who will cook food among all of you.

Food?

What?

We didn't even think about it.

What to think?

Dad, i won't cook.

You talk to him.

Food?

Uncle, I'll do cooking.

I'm a good cook.

Satti, what say?

Yes, yes uncle.

Son.

You...

Are you son of Bachan singh?

Yes, uncle.

Don't know that poor...

...has done how many bad deeds.

[Laughing]

[Crow cawing]

Dad.

It's 2 O' clock.

What are you thinking?

Listen, son.

One attack is enough.

Other boys kill and bury the body inside.

And that city is unknown for you.

What if something goes wrong?

Dad.

Even while working in the field, something untoward can happen.

Please trust us for once.

Hmm..

Hey listen!

Do they know English?

Ofcourse we all know English.

Satti, speak.

Ah...

O ya, ya..

I...

Very English.

Hey sasting...

Fasting...

Vacadio man..

Terminated,Titanic.

Ya,yo..

O This mis...

The title throw me know..

[Chuckle]

Just stop it!

Our stand.

Bus stand, cycle stand.

My dad knows english.

O no!

He knows?

No problem, we'll learn too.

Hey!

[Laughing]

Even you don't speak english properly.

But you guys don't stop anywhere.

Go, boys.

Enjoy your life.

Have fun.

[Laughing]

Uncle knows our feelings very well.

We have to go for enjoyment.

Yes!

Yes!

Chandigarh.

[Humming song]

[Beckon]

Just a minute.

What?

Please!

Just a minute.

[SIGH]

Get away.

That side.

Okay.

Sure.

Yes.

Okay, fine.

Yes, tell me.

Now what?

What brings you here?

I told you to not follow me.

If you follow me again, i'll tell in my family.

Wait! Wait!

What a big deal?

Actually i want to tell you something.

Really?

Tell me, what you wanted to say.

I wanted to tell you...

I'm going to Chandigarh with my friends.

You?

And, Chandigarh?

Yes, right.

Have you ever heard the name of Chandigarh?

Have you ever been out of village?

You can't go to Chandigarh.

You'll spoil your life in this village only.

Tell me one thing.

I accept i didn't hear the name of Chandigarh.

I accept i never been out of village.

But it doesn't mean that..

I can't go out of the village.

It's enough.

I know you very well.

You have lied to me till date.

And even today you have come here to lie.

And one more thing.

If you'll follow me again

Then you'll see.

Go, go..

Now I'll call you only after reaching Chandigarh.

Crazy girl!

Hoshiyarpur to Pathankot.

Come, come.

Bus is about to go. Come fast.

Hoshiyarpur to Pathankot.

Come, come.

Hoshiyarpur to Pathankot.

Oh! Pants is falling down.

Wow!

O Chandigarh!

What are you guys looking?

Bow your head down in respect.

Yes, do it.

Bow head.

O the land of Chandigarh! You're greeted by Binda.

Hey! Get up.

Get up.

Alright, bro.

You've shown, it's your first time in Chandigarh.

Whatever.

Feeling shouldn't be suppressed.

-Who wants? -Some things are better hidden.

Let's go now.

Where we have to go?

That side.

Dammit!

You have shown.

It's your first time in Chandigarh?

Whatever, bro

Feeling shouldn't be suppressed

O really!

-That's right. -Who wants to suppress?

It shouldn't be suppressed.

Idiots!

Some things are better hidden.

Latta defozo was absolutely right.

What?

Don't share your weakness infront of anyone.

When there's no network on people's mobile...

they start playing games on it.

No, bro.

I don't play game.

I watch movies only.

O wow!

Even the mobile network doesn't reach the village.

Here network and beautiful girls both are available.

Bro, if i fell in love with a girl.

I won't cheat her.

Duffer, you'll give you this opportunity?

[Laughing]

I've figured out.

If we stay here even a year

You guys will spend six months on staring at girls only.

It'll take me a whole year.

Let's go, we can only see when we'll move.

These girls are wearing very short clothes.

There's a lot of poverty in Chandigarh.

Oh no!

That pity guy has also wear torn pants.

Yes, right.

They're also walking around with skinny legs.

I've figured out.

It's a culture of this city.

Yes.

-That's fine. -Yes.

Have you noticed one thing.

They all are very happy to see us.

They are happy only to see me.

How cute am i!

Come on, leave it.

He's like that.

Hey bro!

But they're laughing at us like we're clowns.

Then she must be looking at you only.

No, she'll looking at you.

Bro, i guess we'll have to roam like this today.

Right.

Let's do one thing.

First of all we'll search flat.

After that we'll do this work.

Okay.

Let's go.

After that we'll fall in love.

[Singing]

[Spitting]

Hey brother!

-Come,come. -Will you take an auto?

It's very hot here.

Brother.

Auto.

Sit inside.

Hey, how are you?

Bro, where have you been?

It's okay.

-He knows me. -Really?

Does he know you?

Of course.

He's my known.

Really?

Yes, of course.

That's great!

Okay... brother

That 500 rupees which you have taken...

Do you remember?

From which you have drunk alcohol.

Oh no!

He's my buddy.

Just a minute.

Who are you?

Oh!

My name is Lalu.

Now sit quietly in my auto.

Otherwise you'll get insulted infront of these three.

Hmm...

Deep.

- That's the matter. -You can take 500 rupees from us.

What?

I mean because of 500 rupees no one can suppress us.

Right.

Just leave it.

For some money, you guys didn't buy shorts in the village.

[Laughing]

Let's find other auto.

He'll leave money.

Brother, atleast tell me where you want to go?

I'll take you there.

We..

We'll go to Chandigarh.

[Laughing]

Brother, you're not in America.

This is also Chandigarh.

He's mad.

Is there any cinema hall in Chandigarh?

Get lost!

Let's go, dude.

'Hail farmer union'.

Come on! Sit.

Bro,

Bro!

He has hoisted the flag of 'Farmer union'.

O yes!

He supports our farmer.

Hail farmer union.

He's like us.

Right.

I'll ask to him, get a side.

What?

Brother.

We need a room.

For how many hours?

We need it for two-three months.

Two-three months?

Yes.

Oh no!

What a stamina you have!

Brother, what's your diet?

Get back.

We need a room to live.

-Okay. -He's so dumb.

You want to live there.

What do you prefer, hostel or flat?

We need a flat.

Come in my auto.

I have a friend.

-He'll get you a nice flat today itself. - Yes, brother

Will you come with me?

Let's go.

Come on boys!

Let's go.

Let's go.

Sit, Binda.

Sit inside.

Sit, Binda.

Give me bag.

Hold my bag.

Let's go.

O Chandigarh!

O wow!

Brother take us to the beautiful house.

# There's nothing in the village #

# There's nothing in the village #

# Let's go out of the house #

# Chandigarh is the best place #

# Let's go! Many panoramic views and facilities here. #

# There we'll get partner #

# There we'll get partner #

# Here we're completely alone #

# Dad, hold all responsibilities #

# We're leaving for Chandigarh #

# Dad, hold all responsibilities #

# We're leaving for Chandigarh #

Hey stop.

Stop here.

Here's your...

'Pappi'.

Get lost!

Even if i had to come here to take your 'Pappi' (kiss)

Then what's the use of coming in Chandigarh?

All these things were not there in the village.

Oh!

I mean to say...

Here's the office of 'Pappi properties'.

They will provide you a very nice room.

He's talking about 'Pappi properties'.

Okay.

Alright.

See you.

Bye.

We're leaving. Get down.

Okay,

Listen, brother.

Take it my card.

If you need any help, call me.

Listen to me.

Stay here, i come by querying

I'll wait here.

Our luggage are kept on backside.

Okay, don't worry.

You go, i'm waiting here.

Come on guys, let's go.

Don't go anywhere, luggage are kept on backside.

Don't worry, i'm here.

-Wait, we'll be back within 15minutes.

-We'll come with in 15 minutes. -Okay, brother.

Take care of the luggage so that no one takes it.

-Okay, brother. -Come, come.

You go, i'm waiting here.

[Reading] PAPPI

Pappi.

Look, there's Pappi.

Isn't it?

Such a beautiful office, it will be expensive.

Let's go.

Come, let's go.

Let's go.

Wow!

Look at there.

That girl!

-Yes. -Look.

How beautiful!

Look at there.

Wow!

Bro, we'll take that top floor flat.

Bravo!

Look at there.

O man!

- Look at that flat. -Yes, bro.

We will take that one.

Let's go inside.

To whom we have to talk?

We'll talk inside.

Pappi will be sitting inside.

He's there.

He's sitting there. Come, come.

Pappi is sitting there.

Wonderful!

Madam is as beautiful as the buildings.

Hey look!

-How beautiful she is. -So pretty!

She's your would be sister-in-law.

-Don't stare at her. -Okay, bro.

Mr.Pappi.

Mr.Pappi!

[Flying kiss]

I swear by Rehana.

Pappi never tells a lie.

[Chuckle]

Have you come here for the room on rent?

Yes, yes.

Yes, right.

But how do you know?

I swear by Rehana.

Your faces are telling.

You must not have come to buy the flat.

And, one more thing.

Son, I think you'll pay the rent very hardly.

[Chuckle]

Hey uncle!

We're from prestigious family.

If it's about our honour...

-We will take your Chandigarh at our village. -Calm down!

Calm down Satti bro!

Keep quiet.

But bro..

Son,looking at you, I feel that...

You're very short tempered.

[Chuckle]

Will we get room or not?

I swear by Rehana.

Pappi never tells a lie.

We have lots of rooms.

Boys like you come over there.

Live there.

Today they have become a big personality.

[Laughing]

Big means, Are their heights 10 feet?

[Chuckle]

Well, leave it.

First tell me, will we get room?

The rest we'll talk later.

Son, you have good sense of humour.

[Chuckle]

Come.

I'll show you flats.

Come, let's go.

I'll just come.

[Chuckle]

Come, come.

What a man he is!

Come, come.

I swear by Rehana.

Look at this.

This flat is just like a..

Newly wed bride.

By touching, it'll get dirty.

[Chuckle]

Don't worry, uncle.

We won't touch anything.

Why not son?

You have paid money.

Uncle you have told..

By touching, it'll get dirty.

Either it'll get dirty or not.

It's our flat, we can touch it.

Son!

This fridge is not working.

Now?

No, problem. We'll repair that fans.

But, uncle you said fans are in working condition.

I swear by Rehana, son.

It was costing more to repair the fridge.

So that I'll repair fans.

Uncle, without fridge our edible items will get spoil.

Dear son...

Why to spoil food?

You should have food on proper time.

In youth, food is eaten more.

Yes, yes.

Then what's the use of storing food?

Come.

Come, i'll show you room.

Come, come.

Let's go Binda, let's see the room.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Come, I'll show you the room.

-Yes, please. -Come, Binda.

-Here it is. -Wow!

This is a room.

Beautiful room!

This room is just like a new girlfriend.

Son, Consider this room as your girlfriend.

Girlfriends are not allowed here.

Actually i have a lot of respect in this society.

Ofcourse, uncle.

Uncle, we'll do the payment first.

Sure, come with me.

Am i right?

First clear the payment.

-Have a look of this room. - O great!

We'll sit here.

He says girl friend is not allowed!

We have come to have fun in Chandigarh.

# You're not perfect in Hindi and English language #

# You can come to Dhaba if you don't cooking #

# You can come to Dhaba if you don't cooking #

# Deep saw that the girl will give lift#

# Deep saw that the girl will give lift#

#Before it broke out#

# Dad, hold all responsibilities #

# We're leaving for Chandigarh #

# Dad, hold all responsibilities #

# We're leaving for Chandigarh #

[Laughing]

He's...

He didn't get idea...

How to do it.

Don't be smart.

I'm telling you don't talk about that.

Oh no!

Just a minute, dude.

Tell me one thing.

Say.

I've been applying fairness cream for 4 weeks.

Oh no!

My complexion is still dark.

Fairness cream works on face.

Fairness cream works on face.

Fairness cream works on face.

Not on hair.

[Laughing]

[Laughing]

Now tell me...

That you...

Which film actress do you like most?

I only like 'Koli'(Bowl)

Koli?

Koli?

Okay.

He's talking about Virat kohli's wife.

-Okay. -Yes, right.

He sees only bowl, spoon and food on everything.

[Laughing]

Listen you all.

Today no one can stop us here.

We'll drink a lot today.

-We'll do party all night. -Sounds good.

Hey Kaka!

Let's go.

You both stay here.

Okay.

Teach him how to pee.

O really.

[Laughing]

Let's go.

[Coughing]

How would you sit?

Deep, listen to me.

If you want to drink English wine.

So you give them in less quantity.

Got it.

-Because they fight. - I figured out they fight very much.

Yes, they do fight.

But you listen one more thing.

I've been walking for half an hour.

But your wine shop hasn't come yet.

I think it won't come.

-Hey bro! -My legs are paining.

Bro!

Here it is.

Wine shop is just infront of us.

Bro, English wine bottles are waiting for us.

Shall we go?

Great! shop has come. Thanks bro.

Come on bro!

Loot at there.

Snacks are also here.

Loot at there.

Loot at there.

Oh Brother...

Come on, bro.

Yes, tell me.

These liquor bottles!

Look that one.

Bro, liquor is very costly.

Bro!

There are only three varieties in village.

And they are not English brand.

But there are many varieties.

Lots of varieties are here.

Look there.

Brother, there are many varieties.

But today we'll drink only English wine.

Only English wine?

Listen to me.

Look, some small bottles are there.

Brother.

Look at there.

Those small bottles.

That one.

Which one?

That one?

200 rupees.

200 rupees.

Very costly, it's just a small bottle.

No problem.

Either bottle is small or big.

We'll drink only English wine today.

-Right? -It's very costly.

So what?

Today we'll drink English wine no matter how expensive it is.

We don't know their names, you suggest.

Brother, that one... It's name is..

Aa...

Aa..

'Ampural blue'.

-Okay. -That one.

-'Imperial blue'? -Yes, blue.

Yes, blue.

This one.

Yes, it is.

You remember the name, I didn't even know.

It has come.

Here it is.

Here you go.

Yes! 'Impural blue'.

It's 500 rupees.

This bottle is very nice.

It's in the box.

Today i won't leave it.

Atleast ask it's cost.

Brother.

What's the price of this?

1500 rupees.

Only 1500 rupees?

-Yes, it is.

Only?

In 1500 rupees, we used to get Langur done in the village.

No problem.

Take money.

Come out!

[Counting notes]

Brother, take 1500 rupees.

Bro!

Today we'll drink English wine with full of enjoyment.

Let's go.

Thank you, brother.

Okay, bye.

We'll enjoy English wine.

Just a minute.

Deep brother.

Keep one thing in mind.

Share it equally.

Even a single drop...

Even a single drop shouldn't be wasted.

That's right, bro.

Do welcome of this drink.

Love it like a child.

Exactly.

Pour it.

Come.

Here you go.

I'll distribute it equally.

Neither Patiyala nor Bathinda.

I'll make peg of Zirakpur.

[Idiom]

You put less wine in this glass.

What?

Have some more.

This idiot has make Ambala peg.

Look, Binda.

Is it sufficient?

Yes, bro. Perfect.

Then what are you looking?

Take your glasses.

Don't drink it directly.

Mix some water, it's bitter in taste.

Binda, put water in each glass.

Do it fast, we can't wait anymore.

It's enough.

Idiot, don't spoil the taste of wine.

It's sufficient.

That's it.

This idiot sees double even water.

Guys, let's drink.

Carry on.

This is yours.

This one is mine.

Your peg seems Haryanvi.

Come on, Cheers!

-First drink of Chandigarh. -Cheers.

I want to drown in it.

Let's enjoy.

It's taste is more bitter than the village alcohol.

Satti bro.

Yes, bro.

You look just like my girlfriend today.

Really brother?

Will you do me a favour?

Ofcourse, bro.

Bro!

[Coughing]

Please dance on the song of 'Gutthi'.

[Singing] My husband doesn't love me.

It's not a big task.

Today, Basanti will definitely dance in front of these dogs.

Kaka bro!

You'll sing a song.

And, I'll dance like a Basanti.

[Singing] Tell me what to do...

Oh no! man.

I'll slap you.

Sing that Basanti's song...

Gutti's song.

Gutti's song.

He's saying Basanti will dance.

[Singing] My husband doesn't love me.

Husband...

Bro!

I'm saying we should sleep now.

Hmm..

Tomorrow we have to visit Chandigarh too.

Right.

Then finish it.

We have to finish it together.

Now you all go to sleep.

Don't move anywhere.

Get up on time in the morning.

How lucky!

-Get up on time in the morning -Before in the village....

Before we were roaming anywhere in the village.

Get up on time in the morning.

But today, in such a huge flat of Chandigarh...

Turn off the light.

This light is disturbing to eyes.

Good night, brothers.

Get up on time in the morning.

Good night.

[Snoring]

Don't worry.

[Snoring]

[Yawning]

Give me a tight hug.

[Alarm goes off]

Who has set an alarm?

[Alarm goes off]

Oh! I set it.

Oh no!

Oh no!

It's 11 O' clock!

Come on, wake up.

Hey Binda!

Satti!

Wake up.

You don't have to celebrate honeymoon.

Get up.

[Yawning]

He's become dissonant.

Is it morning?

Make tea, i'm unable to get up.

Should i give rusk to eat with the tea?

Atleast brush your teeth first.

Binda will make tea and food too.

I can't do cooking.

Idiot! you came here to eat only.

But you were saying that you'll do cooking in Chandigarh.

Do i have to do all these things here?

I can't do cooking.

Let's do one thing.

Get ready, we'll eat food in any good restaurant.

[Auto rickshaw sound]

Stop,stop.

Hey Lalu!

Are you sure this a restaurant?

Bro! What are you saying?

Ofcourse this is a restaurant.

Atleast Go there.

Let's go.

Go there.

Come on!

Go, have fun.

Ch....

Wa..la..sa..

Come, come.

I'm famished.

What a restaurant it is!

Bro, it's so nice.

What a beautiful lights!

Wow!

He's looking very serious with her.

O wow!

She's looking everywhere.

Will they allow us to eat here?

Look!

O wow!

Look at her.

Wow!

Deep bro, talk to her.

Yes sir?

We want to eat food.

Stupid! She'll not feed you by her hand.

Sir pease sit. We'll take your order.

What?

What she's saying?

She's saying for sitting here.

Okay, okay.

Sure, we're going to sit.

Look, infront of you i'm sitting.

Sit only on your chair.

Sit down, we'll be beaten because of you.

How clean this plate is!

Bro, what's this?

Small bone.

-I also feel the same. -Glasses are so nice.

Good morning, sir.

Please look here.

What would you like to order?

Look at you?

He's mad.

Do you have food rates written on your face that we'll see you?

[Laughing]

No, no.

I mean to say, read it then tell me what would you like to take.

Read it.

Read, read.

Yes, read.

Brother.

Brother!

Brother.

You just tell us what you have to eat?

Sir, we have many items.

Tell me what you want to order?

Brother.

Bring whatever you like it.

He's like our brother.

He won't do wrong.

Sir, atleast tell me.

I'll bring that.

Sir?

Bro, listen to me.

Are we any government teacher?

So that he's continuously saying 'Sir' to us.

Sorry, sir.

Again, sir?

-Listen to me. -What?

Is there any 'Sorry' among us?

No.

I think he's abusing us as 'Sorry'.

Hey! Are you abusing me?

Hey you!

No.

We're from prestigious family.

Don't take us lightly.

If it's about our honour...

Hey! sit.

Sir, listen to me.

Can i say some thing?

Don't get angry.

You're habit shows...

Seems you're not belong to sound family.

What?

Let's go, i don't want to eat here.

Get lost! We'll eat here.

Go, get lost.

Get out!

Now, i'll go after having food.

He's so mad.

Very soon you have changed your mind?

Yes.

Bring food.

Brother.

Yes, please.

Bring whatever you have.

Someone has said absolutely right for you.

Okay, sir.

Whatever is best....

-Listen to me. -Bring that one.

Look here.

You'll listen to me carefully.

What?

Eat quietly, what you get.

Okay.

In such a big restaurant

Someone has allowed us to sit.

It's a big thing for us.

Yes, that's right.

Right.

Eat quietly.

Look! he has bring the food.

Give it to me.

Wow Noodles!

Eat first then play it.

Sir, your bill.

Whose copy is this?

O yes!

What's this?

How it'll open?

Okay, like this.

Alright.

He has bring bill.

What's the amount?

Are you alright?

1200 rupees?

Sir, i'm perfectly fine.

In such rupees, we used to bring many quintals of wheat sack in the village.

Sir, any how you have to pay the bill.

-Have to pay the bill!

He's mad.

We never even paid electricity bill.

And he's forcing to pay the bill.

Take back this copy of the bill.

Wait, i'll call to police.

Hey wait!

When a man killed in the village,

The police do not come.

And this stupid is calling to police just for the bill only.

Buddy,do payment to him.

Wait, wait.

Wait!

We have lots of money.

I won't give this.

I'll give this one.

[Counting] One, two,three..

Take it.

Now get lost!

Go away from here.

Let's go.

Come, let's go.

-Let's go. -I'm full.

What a lovely sunglasses!

Look that one.

Wow!

-What a shop! -Bro! Clothes.

Look at clothes.

Bro, look this lower.

Ver nice!

Look at this, it's in my size.

-Look here Satti and Kaka. -Hey Binda!

Who wear this type of clothes?

May be its a size of small boy.

Look at there.

Wow bro!

That's amazing.

Look at this T-Shirt.

This one.

Look at this.

Excuse me.

Hmm..

Have you guys come here to buy clothes?

Yes, right.

Whatever you'll give us with love

We'll take it all.

Yes.

What do you mean?

Means, we come here to buy dresses.

Yes, yes.

Do you have money?

Why everyone is asking that?

-Calm down Binda. -We have a lot of money.

Give me money.

Come on! Give me money.

Look at this.

So much money.

We have a lot of money.

We're from very rich family.

Binda!

Okay, come with me.

-He'll spend a lot. -I'll show you.

I'm going.

Don't go Binda.

Hey Binda!

No chance.

Binda! Binda!

Hey!

Binda!

Is this fine?

Very nice.

This one?

Okay, nice.

What about this?

Nice.

Here you go.

Let's go.

Hey bro!

What?

Still Binda hasn't come.

What he's doing there?

Oh!

He's so innocent.

Right.

Lest he get trapped in the words of that girl.

Bro.

Yes?

You know what i think,

What?

They have appointed this girl here.

Who trap boys.

Right.

That's why she has wear shot dress.

Exactly.

Let's go and check .

Let's go.

Oh!

She did what i feared.

She made binda buy more then half of the shop's stuff.

What's this Binda?

She's very clever.

Look bro, my new clothes.

She has made a fool out of this innocent boy.

Show me.

I have purchased shoes too.

Hmmm.

She has made you a fool.

Hey Binda!

-Not at all, Am i fool? -How much it is?

Come, come.

You also come.

Yes, sure.

You mean I?

Ofcourse you!

Bro, I just misunderstood.

Not at all.

She's so decent.

No, bro no..

Bro, at first time you can't judge anyone.

-Yes, i'm... -Hey, Satti!

We don't have...

We don't have many money.

Let's go madam, do shopping.

What will you buy?

Madam, i have to see so many things.

But i want to buy one necessary item.

Okay.

Yes, tell me.

I'm feeling shy, can i talk to him?

What?

Aa... brother.

Yes,please.

Do you have elastic underwear?

Yes, i have.

Please give me that.

Take it, brother.

Pack it.

Okay, show me some more items by wearing them i look like a hero.

Come, come.

...Which looks nice on me.

Look at these.

Okay, pack it.

Come.

Atleast listen to me, beautiful!

Here i don't want to talk anymore.

I'll give you my contact number.

You can call me on that.

But don't tell to your friends.

Come on!

Am i fool?

By telling them, i don't want to catch the evil eye.

Remember, don't talk very much on phone.

Choose T-shirts.

What happened to you?

Your shop owner is not looking here.

Not shop owner.

But this camera is watching.

Camera?

You mean which click photos?

Yes, right.

We should leave from here.

How much is it?

Bro, for the first time i have seen girl like this.

Seriously bro, i wanted to hug her tightly.

I even didn't count money, i kept looking her.

Oh!

Bro, what happened?

Hey bro!

What?

Camera taking photos of all of us here.

What? Oh no!

Oh no! Take out all socks whatever is inside the pocket.

Look at here bro, i don't have any thing.

Let's go, pack up all things.

Buddy, i feel...

Hurry up.

I'm running away from here.

Come on bro!

Come fast.

Let's go, bro.

Ah...

Legs started paining.

Oh!

Oh!

Hey, bro.

Say.

I have calculated.

What?

In our whole life, we have never spent so much on clothes.

As we have spent on pants alone.

Right.

That's fine, bro.

They have charged only of underwear of rupees 750.

This city is very expensive.

It's very hard for us.

Okay, it's time for calling your sister-in-law.

What?

Really?

Have you seen yourself

How did you get set up with a girl?

I can only tell you, that i got set up.

But i can't tell you...

that with whom i got set up.

Look, how happy he is.

I'll call her.

-Isn't he kidding? -Don't know.

Hey!

Look.

Is it ringing?

Yes, is it.

Except you, I can't thing about anyone.

Baby, my brother is calling.

Can i call you later?

Hello.

Hello.

Hi, Binda speaking.

Okay, who met me in the cloth house?

Yes, yes.

Do you remember?

Ofcourse. How can i forget you?

I fell in love with you at first sight.

O man!

Okay!

By the way, what does your dad do?

He's an officer in Punjab government.

Officer?

His dad is roams around in a broken bicycle without stand.

[Chuckle]

Is your dad roams around in a bicycle?

isn't he an officer?

No, no.

Actually government hasn't given his salary.

That's why he roams in a bicycle.

Okay, okay.

Alright, anyways.

I'll send you an address of the restaurant.

-See you tomorrow at 1PM -Okay.

Bye.

Okay, fine.

Wow! She talked to me.

That's okay.

It's ten past nine.

Um..

My girlfriend has also given time to me.

What?

Who's she?

Which one?

Who do i tell this to?

This secret things.

Hey Kaka!

Kick leg in his ass.

Bro, he doesn't have.

What? Leg?

Ass.

[Laughing]

Bro, Chandigarh city is so amazing.

This dumb has also find his girlfriend here.

Bro!

Do something..

Don't worry, i'll do something.

I was just missing you.

I too forgot in your thoughts from morning to evening.

Lest you forget me.

I don't like liars.

No, not at all.

You know that Binda,

Yes, yes that nasty!

He told to her girlfriend that...

his dad is government officer.

But i won't hide anything to you.

My dad is a farmer.

So nice of you!

Sorry,

What ?

Be ashamed!

Go, die somewhere.

Stupid! Nothing is left for farmers.

Government hasn't left anything for them.

Right.

There's no scope in farming.

What?

No, nothing.

I'll send you an address of the restaurant.

See you tomorrow at 2PM.

Sure, i can't wait.

Okay, bye.

O man!

My girlfriend has given the time of 9:20 p.m.

I should call her.

My girlfriend has too given the time of 9:30 p.m.

Hey listen!

Isn't that girl the girlfriend of all of three?

Have you lost your mind?

You're doubting on that young girl!

I realised.

Had we done the same thing instead of the girl,

we would have been somewhere else.

Bro, should we all be in Saudi arabia?

Absolutely.

Hello.

I'm Kaka speaking.

I was just waiting for your call.

Really?

Yes, right.

Actually i...

I wrote a poem for you.

Okay!

I want to listen.

Star...

For you...

I'll pluck.

Nobody has allowed this idiot to pluck guava in the village.

He's going to pluck stars!

Hey!

Stop nonsense.

What did i say?

No,

I'm not saying to you.

How can say anything to you?

Don't even dare.

I should call to my girlfriend.

What happened?

Bro, she's on other call.

Bro, sure your girlfriend has gone with some one else.

It's impossible.

I bet, i don't let any dove fly.

After all she's a girl.

Don't know why she was in hurry?

She hung up by saying bye-bye.

She said her brother is calling.

Kaka, that's alright.

Something wrong with the Deep.

By the way, what's wrong with you?

Hello.

Dear, where were you busy?

It's not fair!

Who's speaking?

I'm Deep.

Okay, who met at the restaurant today?

No,no.

I didn't meet anyone at the restaurant.

Okay, who met me at the cloth house?

Right, i met you there.

Sorry, dear. Actually i was talking to my brother.

Did you mind?

Not at all, dear

Okay, fine.

Come to me, i'll hug you and make you sleep.

Then definitely i'll sleep.

Dear, when you'll near to me

We both will not sleep anymore.

Silly!

Okay, see you tomorrow in the morning at restaurant.

Really?

At what time?

4 O'clock.

4 O'clock.

Okay, bye. Love you.

-Love you too. -4 O' clock?

4 O'clock.

-Tomorrow? -Will she meet you?

4 O'clock.

Yes, bro. At 4 O'clock.

O bro!

Is it the same restaurant?

Yes, it is.

Yes, bro.

It's very strange!

All four of our girlfriends have invited us to the same place.

[Phone ringing]

-It's strange. -Yes.

Hello.

Yes, yes i'm coming.

Just coming.

Your sister-in-law has given time to me.

She has reached.

-I'm leaving. -Hey Binda!

He's lucky,His girlfriend has come on time.

Our girlfriend hasn't come yet.

-Greetings.

Greetings, Mr. Satti you have come?

I'm Binda.

How do you know Satti?

I said 'Sachhi' (Really).

Really you have come!

Okay, okay.

What would you like to eat?

I have already ordered. You have to just pay the bill.

Okay, fine.

No problem.

I have seen you some where?

Actually, whole world knows me.

[Chuckle]

Didn't you like anyone before?

No.

One should remain single until he doesn't like anyone.

Speak straight, no girl can be set with you.

Mind your own business.

Binda, my love!

I don't make big promises.

Oh!

But if you really hold my hand infront of the whole world

then only hold my hand.

Your hand...

Okay, fine.

-Oh! -Okay, see you tomorrow.

Alright.

Bye.

Bye.

Nice to meet you.

Huh!

Hey bro!

Say.

Meeting is going too long.

Which meeting?

His attention will be only on food.

- Yes, you're right. -Duffer!

Yes, buddy.

[Murmuring]

[Phone ringing]

Hello.

-Binda has come. -Yes, i'm coming.

Bro, my girlfriend has also come.

Deep, we didn't even see her go.

Hey! Listen.

Don't call me back.

If you want to impress a girl,

then keep moving your hands on your turban.

Okay, fine.

So, what was everything?

How was it?

Excellent, bro.

Was she beautiful?

Very much.

Bro, our time will also come.

She has come!

Greetings.

Greetings.

Look! I made your dream come true.

What do you mean?

You said that i come in your dreams.

I have broken the hearts of many girls till date.

But i didn't know...

...that i would be in a relationship with a fairy.

People get fatty by eating, but how he gets thin?

When people like you focus on food...

how can i be fat?

Look,I don't make big promises.

Okay.

But if you really hold my hand infront of the whole world

then only hold my hand.

Why only hand, i'll hold it completely.

What's this?

After second order,

The guy got changed!

Go, take third order. Third guy is about to come.

What?

It's okay, you've hold it.

Will you have something?

No, actually...

I got happy with this only.

Alright.

It's too late, i've to go.

Let's meet tomorrow.

I...

Can i talk to my family?

Sure, you can.

You must call me.

Okay.

Bye.

Take care of yourself.

Sure.

Oh!

When will my girlfriend will come?

Don't know.

First, he has to come.

Bro, she's calling.

Hello.

Mr.Kaka, where are you?

Alright.

Okay.

Satti has come.

I'm leaving.

He has come.

Dude, when my girlfriend will come?

-How was it? -How was everything?

Tell.

Waiter!

Yes, ma'am.

Clean it.

Greetings.

Greetings.

You came.

Yes, i'm.

How are you?

I'm fine. How are you doing?

I'm good.

Actually,

I wrote a poem for you.

Poem?

Yes.

For me?

Yes.

Start.

I roam with the sea in my eyes.

After that?

Carry on.

Yes,

I roam with the sea in my eyes.

If i drowned in the sea, then?

Don't worry.

I'll take you out by calling Binda.

Binda can do swimming.

Binda?

Who's he?

Binda bro.

Okay, Mr.Kaka.

I don't make big promises.

Okay.

But if you really hold my hand infront of the whole world

Ofcourse.

then only hold my hand.

Sure.

If you want learn something, learn it.

Keep quiet.

It's okay, leave now.

What's happening there?

You are mine.

Don't you have to go?

Yes.

I have to go.

Then go, we'll meet tomorrow.

Tomorrow?

Yes,yes.

Really?

Alright.

Bye.

Bye.

I'll feed you with my hands.

Actually, I'm not hungry.

Why?

Dear, why will you not eat?

I lost my appetite after seeing you.

Dear, you love much me so much.

She has eaten her fill.

How she can eat now?

Deep, my love!

I don't make big promises.

But, i just want to say one thing.

But if you really hold my hand infront of the whole world

then only hold my hand.

Are you mad!

I don't want to make splash by telling the world.

I won't tell anyone.

Our love will caught an evil eye.

If you'll tell everyone.

Even then no one will trust you.

Tell me one thing.

I want to marry you.

Will you hold the responsibilities of my house?

Come on!

Is she any pillar?

The villagers don't even know how to propose?

Hey! it's none of your business.

This waiter has no manner.

Yes, yes.

Don't ever try to come here.

Otherwise my love will also be spoiled.

I'm leaving.

I'll call you.

But, at what time?

How many guys do you talk to?

I'll call you at 10 O'clock.

Dear, atleast listen to me.

Hey you!

# You always stand by me well #

#Tell me why you love me so much #

# I don't have any luxurious facilities #

# Otherwise today's girl can't hold my hand #

# You don't know about greed and tricks #

# You are my life #

# You're the smile of my blooming face #

# You're my life #

# You're my life #

# You're the smile of my blooming face #

# You're my life #

# You're my life #

# You're such an innocent#

# Very simple girl #

# You're like freedom coming out of a locked room #

# It would be deceiving to compare you with other girls #

# You're always with me like a shadow, never go away #

# You're like my special order #

# You're the smile of my blooming face #

# You're my life #

# You're my life #

# You're the smile of my blooming face #

# You're my life #

# You're my life #

# God you have given me heaven, how can i thank you #

# My last wish is to die in her hands #

# I'm afraid to lose these beautiful moments #

# Even if you're not in my destiny, I won't let you go #

[Phone ringing]

Why she's calling so late in the night?

Hello darling.

This time?

No, not at all.

It's not like that.

Wait, i'm coming.

Neha.

Say.

Tell me one thing.

Ask.

There are many boys.

Yes.

But why did you only like me?

Yes, right.

But when i talked to you for the first time.

I felt like...

You're perfect for me.

Then i decided

I'll make you mine.

Really?

Yes, right.

Such a big cheat on me!

It's only because of you that i came to live near her.

Deep, what happened?

[Gasp]

What?

What happened?

What happened?

Give him some water.

[Gasp]

Are you fine?

Hey bro!

What?

She didn't call today.

I think she won't call today.

My girlfriend also didn't call me today.

Bro, it's confirm.

What?

What one does,

all the other do the same.

-I feel -O really!

Bro, listen to me.

Let's go to sector-17 market.

Okay.

It is said that very beautiful girls are seen there at night.

Okay.

Do they exist or they just appear like this?

They exist that's why they appear.

Okay, fine.

Call Lalu.

Okay, i'm calling Lalu

Hello.

Yes, Lalu brother.

Come, we have to go to sector-17 market.

For looking beautiful girls.

Come fast.

He's coming.

Get ready.

Okay, get ready.

Let's go.

Stop, stop!

Stop here! stop, stop...

Here!

Come, let's go.

Hey Binda!

Tell, where's that beautiful girls?

Hey Binda!

Where's that beautiful girls?

No body is here.

He said to us, beautiful girls are here.

-Why you take us in night? -Where's that girls?

He said to us, beautiful girls are here.

He brought us here for no reason.

Beautiful girls are here!

Come here, darling.

Hey! get away from here.

Let's get out of here.

Ask him...

Oh!

Brother, what happened ?

We came here to see beautiful girls.

Beautiful girls!

[Laughing]

Brother, who told you about this?

Can i take you there?

Where lots of beautiful girls.

Do you want to go?

Yes.

I'll take you there.

Take me there.

Let's go.

Bro! To whom we ask?

Come, ask to him.

Brother.

Here, where we get girls?

Yes, yes.

Hey! which girls?

No, no brother!

That dancing girls.

They are inside.

He's saying inside.

Thank you, brother.

Thank you!

Come, come.

What?

Who's saying girls are here?

Here, there's not a single girl.

Hey bro! I'm going to open it.

Okay, open this.

Let's go.

# She wanna dance with me #

# My love i'll tell to those girls #

# Who're dancing with you #

# It's hard for me to live now #

# Friends, as of the clinking of the glasses of this Jat #

# Chandigarh's girl got crazy #

# I'm feeling in love #

# My heart has fallen on this charming guy #

# Friends, as of the clinking of the glasses of this Jat #

# Chandigarh's girl got crazy #

# Girl demands waist chain #

# She also wants gold ring #

#Love is not enough for her#

# She needs a necklace too #

# Take as many rings as you want, my love #

# Jat never do fake love #

# I have written love letter to you #

# I sent you that letter at midnight #

# Friends, as of the clinking of the glasses of this Jat #

# Chandigarh's girl got crazy #

# Friends, as of the clinking of the glasses of this Jat #

# Chandigarh's girl got crazy #

Bro!

I drank too much today.

Right.

Bro, we drank too much.

But, today we had lot of fun in dancing.

Hey! Where?

Where are you taking us ?

Deep bro, where they are taking us?

I don't know.

I'm also with you.

They must be taking somewhere to us.

Sit, sit.

They are taking somewhere.

I am feeling dizzy.

Why did they put us in jail?

Stupid!

Just keep quiet.

If i knew the reason, i would tell you.

Hey! Shut your mouth.

Inspector sir has come.

Oh no!

Hmm...

So...

Who do you guys work for?

What do you mean?

Rascal! You're asking to me.

Firstly, you supply drugs, then you start arguing.

We didn't do any thing.

You'll except, my dear.

When you'll hang on wooden machine

- Then you'll except. -Sir, we don't know about drugs.

Sergeant!

Yes, sir.

Hang these bastards.

Come on!

O no!

Sir, we don't know anything.

No... we don't know.

[Police siren]

# She wanna dance with me #

# My love i'll tell to those girls #

# Who're dancing with you #

# It's hard for me to live now #

# Friends, as of the clinking of the glasses of this Jat #

# Chandigarh's girl got crazy #

# I'm feeling in love #

# My heart has fallen on this charming guy #

# Friends, as of the clinking of the glasses of this Jat #

# Chandigarh's girl got crazy #

# Girl demands waist chain #

# She also wants gold ring #

#Love is not enough for her#

# She needs a necklace too #

# Take as many rings as you want, my love #

# Jat never do fake love #

# I have written love letter to you #

# I sent you that letter at midnight #

# Friends, as of the clinking of the glasses of this Jat #

# Chandigarh's girl got crazy #

# Friends, as of the clinking of the glasses of this Jat #

# Chandigarh's girl got crazy #