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- Lisa, I'm headed out.
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Thanks again.
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- Oh, can't you stay
a few more hours?
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I'm making bee pancakes.
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- Um, no,
unfortunately, I can't.
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I really have to get back.
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- Well, at least say
hi to Meg and Mark.
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They just got here.
- Oh, they did? Oh.
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- Hello, Ms. Dubek!
- Oh, my gosh. Hi, Mrs. Dubek.
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- Oh, it's so good
to see you kids.
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And how nice you get to stop
by for a little breakfast
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on your way to work.
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- Oh, no, school's
out for the summer.
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- And I just took off
because it's so nice out.
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Figured we'd just hang out,
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maybe get in the pool.
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Oh, uh, Mom, they did
not have any Snickers
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at the gas station, so
we got you a Milky Way.
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- Oh, that's great. Thanks.
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- Oh, and hey, these
were at my house.
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- See, I told you.
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- Well, your stuff
is better than mine.
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- Well, I gotta say, you
two look exactly the same.
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- Oh.
- And how are Brooke and Cary?
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Are they still the same?
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And I'm sorry, I
still haven't seen
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Cary's new show, the "Wind" one,
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uh, but all my friends
at work say it's awesome.
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- Yeah, my friends say
it is so, so awesome.
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- Oh, hey, if you guys do wanna
swim, we're out of sunscreen.
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- Oh, I can run out to
Target and get some.
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- I'll go with.
- Why?
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Do you also need
something from Target?
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- No, just to keep her company.
- That's nice of you.
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- Come on, you.
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- I'm not gonna make
you go to Target alone.
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- You know what? I
think I will stay
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and hang for a couple hours.
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- Yay!
- Oh, yay!
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Oh, and hey, how's Brooke?
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She's an agent now, right?
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- Or a manager? Sorry.
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We're nothing like your kids.
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Both: Neither of
us know a thing
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about the
entertainment industry.
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- ♪ I-I-I'm a winner ♪
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- It's such bullshit.
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Like, I'm the one
in the industry
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constantly doing
good, and yet nothing?
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He had to have hired
a publicist, right?
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Brooke, it's 8:30 a.m.
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How are we already at
a ten about something?
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But yes, anytime anyone's on
anything, it's a publicist.
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How do you think Greta Thunberg
got on the cover of "TIME"?
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She hired me.
- Wow, really? What's she like?
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- Well, first of all,
bitch has been on a plane.
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- Brooke?
- Brooke.
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- Oh.
- Hey. How's it going?
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- Natalie, hi.
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- Oh, nice. You got a copy.
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Isn't that so cool?
- Yeah.
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That publicist he hired
was worth every penny.
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- Oh, no, he said
someone from "People"
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just came to the
hospital and asked him
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about being on the cover.
- Oh.
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- Which makes total sense.
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Everyone knows he's
such a good guy.
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Anyway, we gotta
get to the train,
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but it was so good to see you.
- Yeah, you too.
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- Bye, Brooke.
- Bye.
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Oh, they just "came
to the hospital"?
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Please. He might have
these losers fooled,
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but I know that he
worked for this.
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And it is my job
today to prove it.
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- Actually, your job today
is quite a few other things.
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- I just need to
get into his emails.
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Oh, uh... hey, Natalie.
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I just wanna send Lance
a little something,
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you know, say congrats
for being so dang good.
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Do you mind DM'ing me
his new little addy?
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- Yeah, sure.
That's really sweet.
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Brooke, I vote
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you don't do this,
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but I have to go
meet a new client
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and know you're going to.
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So I guess just text me
when you end up burning down
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his entire apartment.
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- The addy.
- Hey, everyone.
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Thank you all for being here
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to talk about helping
me win the Academy Award
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for Best Actor in
a Motion Picture.
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Or supporting.
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No, let's... let's do lead.
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- Well, I'm sorry I
can't be there in person.
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I'm still in the Hamptons.
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But I have already
found the movie
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to maybe get you
that Oscar, Cary.
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- Wait, really?
- It's called
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"One Night with Albert,"
and it's about a gay man
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who had a brief love
affair with Albert Einstein
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the night before he published
his theory of relativity.
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- Albert Einstein was gay?
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- It's rumored he was by
the writer of this movie.
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- Uh, sure. Yes.
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I... I wanna be
gay Albert Einstein
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and win an Oscar.
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- So the role is up for grabs,
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but even though you're
the lead of a TV show,
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the producers are not 100% sure
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that they see you
as a leading man.
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I mean, it's a sexual role,
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and you play an elf
on "WindWeaver."
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So in the next month,
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I wanna have you read for them,
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get you in for some
chemistry tests.
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- Oh...
- I want them to...
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- The next month?
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Is there, um, any way
to do this faster?
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I was hoping to fit
it in before I go back
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to "WindWeaver," 'cause I am
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completely free until then.
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- I might have a
way to go faster.
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- Oh, sorry, everyone.
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Uh, this is Shuli...
- Hi.
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- The newest member of the team.
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She wouldn't work with me before
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because I was too small-time,
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uh, but last night, she
emailed begging me to hire her.
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- Oh, I wouldn't say begging.
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- Well, I have it
here printed out.
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I will kill you.
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- But I do have a
faster way for producers
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to see Cary as a leading man.
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Or wait. Cary, do
you have a, um...
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- Uh, yes.
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Yes, I... I do, actually.
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- Perfect. We'll be right...
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- Oh, my God.
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- Whoa. Cary Dubek is packing.
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- Okay. You got the role.
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They can now see you
as a leading man.
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- Thank you so much, Shuli.
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- Hey, thank that
big ol' pee-pee.
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- Okay, so the next
step is financing.
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I'll circle up
with the producers,
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see what studios they're out to,
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and this part will
take a beat, so...
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- Uh, how long is, um, a beat?
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- I mean, we're looking for
$20 million to $25 million,
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and...
- Well, uh,
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what if I were to
just, uh, call my mom?
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Like, could she finance it?
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- Damn, Car, you cray.
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And I love it.
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- Come on. Where are you?
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- Hey, Lance.
- Hey, man.
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- Oh.
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No shirt, huh?
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Looks like someone who works
to get attention to me.
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- Hi.
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Flower delivery for Mr. Arroyo.
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Hmm.
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- Oh, Debra.
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He's the third
floor, apartment 3C.
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- Thank you.
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Okay.
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Hmm, bingo.
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Huh, left your
email open, idiot.
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Okay, let's search "publicist."
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Weird, okay.
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Uh, "public relations."
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No results?
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It's okay.
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I got plenty of time.
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- Whoops. Forgot something.
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- What else can I search?
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What would I write in
an email to a publicist?
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No?
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Nothing?
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Does he just never
send any emails?
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Oh, hell yeah.
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- What's going on, man.
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Where you going on
this fine Friday?
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- Fuck.
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Fuck, fuck, fuck.
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What do I do?
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Oh.
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I'm not gonna kill him.
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- Oh, look who it is.
Give me that rock, baby.
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Let's go.
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- I'll just set
off the fire alarm.
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Come on, come on,
come on, come on.
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Ahh!
- Okay, girl.
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Now give me that spin.
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Give me that spin.
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See you.
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- Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
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Okay.
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- This would dull
an average knife,
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but Miracle Blade is
not an average knife.
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Even a soda can is like butter.
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Oh.
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Jesus.
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- Okay.
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- Yo, Mr. McMurtry.
- Oh.
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- It's Lance.
- Lance.
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- Sorry, man. Forgot
to give you your pills.
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- Thank you.
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Also, I had another
accident in my chair.
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- It's all good.
I'll run you a bath.
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We'll get you cleaned up.
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And I'm gonna close
this window for you.
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We gotta keep you safe.
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- Hey, Lance.
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You're the best man I know.
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- Ah, thanks, Mr. M.
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- Wait, I actually think this is
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Cary's suit that I'm wearing.
- Really?
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- Yeah.
- Aw.
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- Well, and I love
your suit, Pat.
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- Oh, why, thank you.
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Isn't it so gorgeous?
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And so wait, when do
you go back to work?
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- Not till September
or, you know,
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really, the last week of August
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just so I can get
my room set up.
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- Still so much
time. That's so nice.
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- Ope, Mom, can
you grab me a Coke?
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- Oh, and some towels.
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Sorry, sorry.
- Sorry.
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- Kids. Am I right, Pat?
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Always needing
something from you.
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- Oh, it's Cary.
- Aw.
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- Hi, honey.
- Hey, Mom.
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Could I have between $20 million
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and $25 million?
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- Uh, for... why, honey?
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Oh, also, you're
on speakerphone.
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I'm here with Meg and Mark.
- Hi.
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- Hey, Cary.
- Hi, Cary.
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- By the way, I was so sorry
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to see those pictures
of you online.
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First your hole, now
your little penis?
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- Oh, no, the penis
was on purpose.
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- Oh.
- Uh, it's for this movie
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I'm calling about.
- On purpose?
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- It is this really beautiful
indie that needs financing,
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and I was wondering
if you would want
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to help get it off the ground.
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It would really,
really mean a lot.
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- Uh, okay.
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I mean, sure, honey.
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- Oh, my God.
- Uh...
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00:09:05,671 --> 00:09:07,024
- Thank you so much,
Mom. Thank you.
255
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I really, really appreciate it.
256
00:09:09,050 --> 00:09:10,885
Wow. Okay.
257
00:09:11,010 --> 00:09:12,720
We are really moving.
258
00:09:12,845 --> 00:09:14,430
- For the first time, I can see
259
00:09:14,514 --> 00:09:16,015
how you and Brooke are related.
260
00:09:16,140 --> 00:09:17,892
Okay, so what's next?
261
00:09:18,017 --> 00:09:20,311
- So the last piece of
the puzzle is a director.
262
00:09:20,395 --> 00:09:23,481
I'll move as fast as I can and
start reaching out to people.
263
00:09:23,564 --> 00:09:26,651
- And I'll start generating
Oscar buzz in the press.
264
00:09:26,734 --> 00:09:29,654
In fact, I already
secured you a profile
265
00:09:29,737 --> 00:09:31,364
in "The New York Times."
266
00:09:31,447 --> 00:09:33,950
- Whoa. And it's not
too soon for that?
267
00:09:34,033 --> 00:09:37,203
- No. The Oscar for next year
may have already been won.
268
00:09:37,328 --> 00:09:39,831
We gotta move.
- Yes. I... I love it.
269
00:09:39,914 --> 00:09:42,583
- So since the movie's
"One Night with Albert,"
270
00:09:42,708 --> 00:09:45,712
they wanna do a feature
called "One Night with Cary,"
271
00:09:45,795 --> 00:09:47,922
where the writer will
just hang out with you
272
00:09:48,047 --> 00:09:49,882
and maybe your
friends and boyfriend
273
00:09:49,966 --> 00:09:53,636
at a bar or something
for one night with Cary.
274
00:09:53,720 --> 00:09:56,514
Just whatever you do
on a Friday night.
275
00:09:56,597 --> 00:09:59,183
- Oh. Um... sure, yeah.
276
00:09:59,267 --> 00:10:00,977
I mean, I am actually
always hanging out
277
00:10:01,060 --> 00:10:04,397
with my friends and boyfriend,
uh, on a Friday night.
278
00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:06,774
- So he'll meet you
and your crew at 8:00
279
00:10:06,899 --> 00:10:08,109
wherever you want.
- Cool.
280
00:10:08,234 --> 00:10:11,696
Uh, yeah, let me
just, uh, call, uh,
281
00:10:11,779 --> 00:10:13,573
my boyf and, uh, BFFs
282
00:10:13,656 --> 00:10:17,410
and just make sure we're on
for our normal hang sesh.
283
00:10:17,493 --> 00:10:18,953
All right.
284
00:10:19,078 --> 00:10:20,997
Oh. Now it's the
sister. Sorry.
285
00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:23,166
So there was nothing
in his email,
286
00:10:23,249 --> 00:10:25,918
and he washed an old
man's butt for free?
287
00:10:26,002 --> 00:10:27,920
Maybe they did just ask him.
288
00:10:28,004 --> 00:10:29,964
- Shuli, no. He
hired a publicist.
289
00:10:30,089 --> 00:10:32,258
I just need to see his
phone contacts for proof,
290
00:10:32,341 --> 00:10:34,052
but I can't go back in
looking like myself,
291
00:10:34,135 --> 00:10:35,738
because the doorman
knows I stole his keys.
292
00:10:35,762 --> 00:10:37,055
- That's probably for the best.
293
00:10:37,138 --> 00:10:38,890
- So I went in as a redhead.
- What?
294
00:10:38,973 --> 00:10:40,433
Why does this even matter?
295
00:10:40,558 --> 00:10:43,561
- Because if he didn't hire
a publicist, he's, what,
296
00:10:43,644 --> 00:10:46,189
inherently better than us
and everyone just knows it?
297
00:10:46,272 --> 00:10:47,750
I mean, what does
that make me, Shuli,
298
00:10:47,774 --> 00:10:49,192
dog shit?
299
00:10:49,275 --> 00:10:51,086
- Okay, this sort of feels
like a therapy situation.
300
00:10:51,110 --> 00:10:53,130
Oh, I gotta
go. I'll keep you posted.
301
00:10:53,154 --> 00:10:55,114
These fucking Dubeks.
302
00:10:55,198 --> 00:10:58,076
- ♪ My whole life with you ♪
303
00:10:58,159 --> 00:11:02,288
♪ 'Cause you're the sweetest
girl in the entire world ♪
304
00:11:02,413 --> 00:11:05,792
- All right.
- ♪ And I would die for you ♪
305
00:11:08,419 --> 00:11:10,630
God.
306
00:11:10,713 --> 00:11:11,964
Okay.
307
00:11:12,048 --> 00:11:14,467
Michael ConEd. No.
308
00:11:14,550 --> 00:11:16,803
Sharon Haircut. No.
309
00:11:16,886 --> 00:11:19,180
Where is publicist?
310
00:11:19,305 --> 00:11:20,807
Oh.
311
00:11:25,478 --> 00:11:27,105
Unreal.
312
00:11:27,188 --> 00:11:28,272
Mom?
313
00:11:28,356 --> 00:11:29,941
- Hi, Brookie. Guess
what I'm playing.
314
00:11:30,024 --> 00:11:31,192
"Apples to Apples"!
315
00:11:31,317 --> 00:11:33,027
- Ew. Literally why?
- Oh.
316
00:11:33,152 --> 00:11:34,880
- Oh, what do you think
about doing an exposé
317
00:11:34,904 --> 00:11:36,447
on "P!" about nurses?
318
00:11:36,531 --> 00:11:38,008
Like, how much good
do they really do?
319
00:11:38,032 --> 00:11:39,200
Because between you and me,
320
00:11:39,325 --> 00:11:40,618
feels like it's
more the doctors.
321
00:11:40,701 --> 00:11:42,662
- Um, sure, honey.
322
00:11:42,787 --> 00:11:44,330
I mean, I guess we could...
323
00:11:44,455 --> 00:11:45,974
- And since we're not getting
the recognition we deserve
324
00:11:45,998 --> 00:11:47,542
for our "Night of
Undeniable Good,"
325
00:11:47,667 --> 00:11:49,419
I wanna have meetings
all next week
326
00:11:49,502 --> 00:11:52,171
about more good stuff we
can do for "P!," okay?
327
00:11:52,296 --> 00:11:53,339
- Oh, rats.
328
00:11:53,423 --> 00:11:55,007
- Oh, fuck. He's
out of the shower.
329
00:11:55,133 --> 00:11:56,110
I gotta go.
330
00:11:56,134 --> 00:11:57,677
- God. She hung up.
331
00:11:57,802 --> 00:11:59,178
- Okay.
332
00:11:59,262 --> 00:12:00,096
Oh!
333
00:12:00,179 --> 00:12:01,931
- Wait. Where's my phone?
334
00:12:02,014 --> 00:12:05,101
God, I always lose that thing.
335
00:12:05,184 --> 00:12:08,479
But wait, there's an
app Brooke told me about
336
00:12:08,563 --> 00:12:10,064
I can use to find it.
337
00:12:10,189 --> 00:12:12,900
It makes my phone emit a
big, loud screeching noise.
338
00:12:13,025 --> 00:12:15,194
- Uh...
- Wait, shit, what's it called?
339
00:12:15,278 --> 00:12:18,531
Doesn't remember
'cause he never listens.
340
00:12:18,656 --> 00:12:20,283
Yet everyone says he's...
- Oh!
341
00:12:20,366 --> 00:12:21,409
Find My Phone!
342
00:12:21,534 --> 00:12:22,910
Brooke told me
about it at the zoo.
343
00:12:23,035 --> 00:12:24,746
She had just said
that Alexis Bledel
344
00:12:24,871 --> 00:12:26,122
is probably mean in real life.
345
00:12:26,205 --> 00:12:28,916
- Okay, so he does listen?
346
00:12:29,041 --> 00:12:30,728
But who the hell talks
to themselves this much,
347
00:12:30,752 --> 00:12:31,878
like, out loud?
348
00:12:32,003 --> 00:12:33,323
Who's this even...
349
00:12:34,464 --> 00:12:35,882
- Wait, it's outside?
350
00:12:36,007 --> 00:12:37,467
How's it...
351
00:12:37,550 --> 00:12:39,218
Aah!
352
00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:42,096
What? Yo!
353
00:12:42,221 --> 00:12:44,223
Hey, man! What the hell?
- It's okay.
354
00:12:44,348 --> 00:12:46,184
He's not gonna chase
me in just a towel.
355
00:12:46,267 --> 00:12:48,728
- Get back here, or I'll have
to chase you in just a towel!
356
00:12:48,853 --> 00:12:50,396
Fuck.
357
00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:51,481
- Hey!
358
00:12:51,564 --> 00:12:53,441
Hey!
- Huh?
359
00:12:55,651 --> 00:12:58,821
- Okay, where is my boyfriend?
360
00:13:00,198 --> 00:13:02,492
- Nice and light,
man, all right?
361
00:13:02,575 --> 00:13:03,576
Nice.
362
00:13:05,870 --> 00:13:07,246
- Oh, there he is.
363
00:13:07,330 --> 00:13:08,915
- Out of whiskey.
364
00:13:08,998 --> 00:13:11,000
Hey, honey.
365
00:13:11,084 --> 00:13:13,669
Uh, just, uh, stopping by to
see if I could ask a fave.
366
00:13:13,753 --> 00:13:16,923
Um, so "The Times" wants to do
this really cool profile on me
367
00:13:17,048 --> 00:13:19,092
where I hang out
with my boyfriend...
368
00:13:19,217 --> 00:13:20,977
- You know we can't be
seen in town together.
369
00:13:21,094 --> 00:13:23,554
We'll get ourselves
killed... or worse.
370
00:13:23,638 --> 00:13:25,098
- Totally.
371
00:13:25,181 --> 00:13:28,309
I know, uh, you are a
closeted sheepherder now
372
00:13:28,434 --> 00:13:30,937
and we are only supposed
to really hang up here
373
00:13:31,020 --> 00:13:32,730
on the range,
374
00:13:32,814 --> 00:13:34,440
but I just thought
maybe this once...
375
00:13:34,524 --> 00:13:36,692
- Oh, I'm so fucked
up since I met you.
376
00:13:36,776 --> 00:13:39,320
I'm just... I'm nowhere.
377
00:13:39,445 --> 00:13:40,321
I'm nothing.
378
00:13:41,489 --> 00:13:42,990
- Sorry, is this
from your new movie?
379
00:13:43,116 --> 00:13:44,635
Because it's very
similar to "Brokeback."
380
00:13:44,659 --> 00:13:47,537
- It's just, what we're doing
up here, it ain't right.
381
00:13:47,620 --> 00:13:48,830
It ain't natural.
382
00:13:48,955 --> 00:13:50,665
- It's also like
"God's Own Country"?
383
00:13:50,790 --> 00:13:53,835
Wait, are they making
another one of these?
384
00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:55,753
Or wait, is this... sex?
385
00:13:55,837 --> 00:13:57,338
Are we about to have sex?
386
00:13:57,463 --> 00:13:59,090
Oh, right. They
have sex in these.
387
00:13:59,173 --> 00:14:01,050
These characters do have sex.
388
00:14:01,134 --> 00:14:03,177
Oh, thank the Lord, yeah.
Let me see that dick.
389
00:14:03,302 --> 00:14:04,804
Let me see that big, fat...
390
00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:07,640
- Okay, whoa.
391
00:14:07,724 --> 00:14:09,159
Getting right to it. I
guess I'll have to see
392
00:14:09,183 --> 00:14:11,644
that dick later, but,
yes, let's... oh.
393
00:14:11,769 --> 00:14:13,622
Sorry, I just wanna make sure
we have lube in the tent.
394
00:14:13,646 --> 00:14:14,939
Not sure I saw...
395
00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:16,399
- Hmm.
396
00:14:16,482 --> 00:14:17,918
Not quite sure that's
gonna do the trick.
397
00:14:17,942 --> 00:14:19,402
Is there really no lube in here?
398
00:14:19,485 --> 00:14:22,238
Well, let's at least do more
than just the one... oh!
399
00:14:22,321 --> 00:14:24,991
I mean, yes.
400
00:14:25,074 --> 00:14:28,202
Oh, finally happening.
401
00:14:28,327 --> 00:14:29,787
- Yeah.
- Love this.
402
00:14:29,871 --> 00:14:32,039
Hooray.
403
00:14:34,667 --> 00:14:36,919
- Okay, so that's
a no on the boyf.
404
00:14:37,003 --> 00:14:40,048
Guess I'll try some friends.
405
00:14:42,008 --> 00:14:43,342
Oof.
406
00:14:52,185 --> 00:14:56,647
Hey, um, so I am calling
because I need some friends
407
00:14:56,731 --> 00:14:59,275
for this, uh, "New York
Times" thing tonight,
408
00:14:59,358 --> 00:15:02,904
and I'm not sure if we
are friends, uh, but...
409
00:15:03,029 --> 00:15:05,364
- Cary, you are my best friend.
410
00:15:05,448 --> 00:15:10,078
Oh, but sadly, I do have plans
tonight with, um, a lady.
411
00:15:10,203 --> 00:15:12,413
- Oh, okay, well, I'm...
I'm glad you're...
412
00:15:12,538 --> 00:15:13,873
You're getting back out there.
413
00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:15,291
And that's cool.
414
00:15:15,374 --> 00:15:17,168
I've got tons of other
people I could try.
415
00:15:17,251 --> 00:15:18,771
So I wasn't dead last?
416
00:15:18,836 --> 00:15:20,046
Hell... hello?
417
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:25,093
- Uh...
418
00:15:28,429 --> 00:15:30,069
Hey, get back here, man!
419
00:15:30,098 --> 00:15:31,808
- Cary? Why are
you calling Lance?
420
00:15:31,891 --> 00:15:33,518
- Brooke? Why do you
have Lance's phone?
421
00:15:33,601 --> 00:15:34,977
And what's that alarm?
422
00:15:35,061 --> 00:15:36,861
And why does it sound
like you might be dying?
423
00:15:36,896 --> 00:15:38,999
- 'Cause I stole it to prove
that he hired a publicist,
424
00:15:39,023 --> 00:15:40,858
but then he saw, so
he started chasing me.
425
00:15:40,942 --> 00:15:42,262
And I tried to
lose him by running
426
00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:43,796
into some random building,
but it turns out,
427
00:15:43,820 --> 00:15:45,863
it's a fucking utility
closet or something.
428
00:15:45,947 --> 00:15:48,032
And now I'm trapped like
a goddamn animal. Fuck!
429
00:15:48,116 --> 00:15:51,119
- So I take it neither of you
are free for a party tonight.
430
00:15:51,244 --> 00:15:52,721
Also, why didn't you
just drop the phone?
431
00:15:52,745 --> 00:15:54,390
- 'Cause I know there's
a clue in here, Cary.
432
00:15:54,414 --> 00:15:55,873
I just gotta find it.
- Hey, yo, man!
433
00:15:55,957 --> 00:15:57,083
I know you're in there!
434
00:15:57,166 --> 00:15:58,668
- Fuck. He's right above me.
435
00:15:58,751 --> 00:16:00,086
I gotta go, Car.
- Ugh.
436
00:16:00,211 --> 00:16:01,730
So I guess I'll just
text every single person
437
00:16:01,754 --> 00:16:04,424
in my phone and hope someone
shows up to be my friend?
438
00:16:05,258 --> 00:16:07,176
Both: God, that's
some dark shit.
439
00:16:07,260 --> 00:16:08,761
- Come on, dude! Game over!
440
00:16:08,845 --> 00:16:10,138
There's nowhere else to run!
441
00:16:10,263 --> 00:16:11,823
And you know what?
I'm calling the cops!
442
00:16:11,848 --> 00:16:13,224
- Yeah, fuck, fuck, fuck.
443
00:16:13,307 --> 00:16:15,893
- Is what I would say
if I didn't believe
444
00:16:15,977 --> 00:16:17,645
that we all make mistakes!
445
00:16:17,770 --> 00:16:19,439
Come on.
446
00:16:19,522 --> 00:16:22,150
- 'Cause you may have
done some bad things,
447
00:16:22,275 --> 00:16:25,153
but I don't think
you're a bad person.
448
00:16:25,278 --> 00:16:26,654
- You don't?
449
00:16:26,779 --> 00:16:28,257
- So how about you just
give me my phone back,
450
00:16:28,281 --> 00:16:31,159
and I'll let you
go but not before
451
00:16:31,284 --> 00:16:34,829
giving you $600
in cold hard cash.
452
00:16:34,954 --> 00:16:37,373
You can go get yourself
a hot meal or maybe even
453
00:16:37,457 --> 00:16:39,958
a new phone, 'cause it seems
like you really need one.
454
00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:42,879
- Jesus, did "People"
just find him?
455
00:16:44,881 --> 00:16:46,466
Wait, holy shit.
456
00:16:46,549 --> 00:16:49,010
My PR crew?
457
00:16:49,135 --> 00:16:50,803
"You guys got me this"?
458
00:16:50,887 --> 00:16:53,264
Yes! Fucking knew it, baby!
459
00:16:53,347 --> 00:16:54,640
Hey, man, I'm sorry.
460
00:16:54,766 --> 00:16:56,559
It's just, it's been,
like, this kind of
461
00:16:56,642 --> 00:17:00,813
weird amount of time without
you responding, so I'm just...
462
00:17:00,938 --> 00:17:02,231
Can I have it back?
463
00:17:02,315 --> 00:17:05,568
- Oh.
- Yeah, sure.
464
00:17:05,651 --> 00:17:07,695
'Cause I
got just what I need.
465
00:17:07,820 --> 00:17:08,946
- Thank you.
466
00:17:09,030 --> 00:17:11,783
- Also, I do need a new phone.
467
00:17:16,704 --> 00:17:18,544
- Thanks so much for
doing a profile like this.
468
00:17:18,664 --> 00:17:21,501
We find it to be a fun
peek inside a celeb's life.
469
00:17:21,626 --> 00:17:24,003
It lets the reader experience
them with their loved ones,
470
00:17:24,128 --> 00:17:25,295
their friends.
- Totally.
471
00:17:25,380 --> 00:17:26,589
Uh, such a fun idea.
472
00:17:26,671 --> 00:17:28,174
- Can you introduce
me to everyone?
473
00:17:28,257 --> 00:17:30,093
- Oh, yeah, sorry.
Uh, how rude of me.
474
00:17:30,176 --> 00:17:35,098
Um, this is my ex-agent,
uh, Shrimp Scampi.
475
00:17:35,181 --> 00:17:38,518
- No, actually, it's...
It's Skip Schamplin.
476
00:17:38,643 --> 00:17:40,895
Wait, hold on. Is
it Shrimp Scampi?
477
00:17:41,020 --> 00:17:42,939
Huh. They both sound right.
478
00:17:43,022 --> 00:17:44,232
- Oh, my God.
479
00:17:44,357 --> 00:17:47,110
And, uh, this is
Vishant Acharya,
480
00:17:47,193 --> 00:17:49,862
another dear friend I met when
I worked at his restaurant.
481
00:17:49,946 --> 00:17:53,699
- Yes, though it, uh, sadly
shuttered on March 12, 2020.
482
00:17:53,825 --> 00:17:57,036
That fateful day, someone
found a rat in their pasta.
483
00:17:57,120 --> 00:17:59,205
- Ew. And, uh, finally,
484
00:17:59,288 --> 00:18:02,041
this is Michael...
485
00:18:02,166 --> 00:18:03,668
Haircut or, uh...
486
00:18:03,751 --> 00:18:05,378
- My last name's actually Engel.
487
00:18:05,503 --> 00:18:06,522
I just used to cut his hair.
488
00:18:06,546 --> 00:18:09,590
- So yeah, these my besties.
489
00:18:09,716 --> 00:18:10,717
Love these kooks.
490
00:18:10,842 --> 00:18:14,220
Uh, anyway, guys,
go, dance, mingle.
491
00:18:14,345 --> 00:18:16,055
- How unusual all
your best friends
492
00:18:16,139 --> 00:18:18,099
are from your very distant past.
493
00:18:18,224 --> 00:18:19,475
- Well, I'm humble.
494
00:18:19,559 --> 00:18:21,853
I still cherish
the people who...
495
00:18:21,936 --> 00:18:23,229
Who knew me when.
496
00:18:23,354 --> 00:18:25,565
Yeah, let's... Let's
go with that angle.
497
00:18:34,282 --> 00:18:36,784
God, please let
someone real show up.
498
00:18:36,909 --> 00:18:38,578
- So you stole his phone
499
00:18:38,703 --> 00:18:40,872
and he chased you
for three miles
500
00:18:40,955 --> 00:18:42,415
to give you $600?
501
00:18:42,540 --> 00:18:44,500
Yeah, I think it's
time to call it.
502
00:18:44,584 --> 00:18:46,711
He's just that good.
- Nope, no,
503
00:18:46,794 --> 00:18:48,921
because then I saw a
text from his PR crew.
504
00:18:49,005 --> 00:18:50,798
They're coming over at
8:00, so I'm thinking
505
00:18:50,923 --> 00:18:53,092
I could get there early,
hide in his closet,
506
00:18:53,176 --> 00:18:54,376
and then catch him in the act.
507
00:18:54,427 --> 00:18:56,262
- Brooke, do not do that.
508
00:18:56,345 --> 00:18:58,639
- Okay, I will take
that into consideration.
509
00:18:58,765 --> 00:19:01,726
- Plus, the doorman definitely
knows your face now.
510
00:19:01,809 --> 00:19:04,103
I mean, you'd have to
go back in in, like,
511
00:19:04,228 --> 00:19:05,980
full prosthetics...
512
00:19:06,105 --> 00:19:07,523
Like your mom used to do.
513
00:19:07,607 --> 00:19:08,816
- No, you're right.
514
00:19:08,941 --> 00:19:10,276
That would be too far.
515
00:19:10,401 --> 00:19:12,320
- That would be truly unhinged.
516
00:19:12,445 --> 00:19:15,281
It would be like the
Brooke I knew is dead
517
00:19:15,364 --> 00:19:19,077
and a new, darker Brooke
had risen in her place.
518
00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:21,120
- Cool. Then yeah,
I won't do it.
519
00:19:21,204 --> 00:19:22,455
Oh.
520
00:19:22,580 --> 00:19:23,557
Oh,
okay, I gotta go.
521
00:19:23,581 --> 00:19:24,791
I'm walking into a movie.
522
00:19:24,874 --> 00:19:26,959
- She's not walking
into a movie.
523
00:19:27,085 --> 00:19:28,002
- It's open.
524
00:19:28,127 --> 00:19:29,754
- Showtime, baby.
525
00:19:29,837 --> 00:19:32,799
Time to see your PR
crew, Nurse Arroyo,
526
00:19:32,924 --> 00:19:35,468
because I know you got
down in the muck for this.
527
00:19:35,551 --> 00:19:37,762
- Uncle Lance, Uncle
Lance, Uncle Lance!
528
00:19:37,845 --> 00:19:39,972
- Huh?
- Yes!
529
00:19:40,098 --> 00:19:41,724
The whole Puerto Rico crew!
530
00:19:41,808 --> 00:19:44,143
- Oh, my God, it's his
entire extended family
531
00:19:44,227 --> 00:19:45,311
from Puerto Rico?
532
00:19:45,436 --> 00:19:46,938
- We're so proud of you, Lance!
533
00:19:47,021 --> 00:19:48,731
- Hey, you guys got me this.
534
00:19:48,815 --> 00:19:51,692
- Let's celebrate
Lance all night.
535
00:19:51,818 --> 00:19:53,528
- Cary, I don't
know if you heard,
536
00:19:53,653 --> 00:19:54,987
but they're making another movie
537
00:19:55,113 --> 00:19:56,713
that's kind of like
"Brokeback Mountain."
538
00:19:56,823 --> 00:19:58,825
- No, I'm... I'm
painfully aware.
539
00:19:58,908 --> 00:20:00,743
- Oh, I think another
friend is here.
540
00:20:00,827 --> 00:20:02,304
- Oh, good, I look
forward to turning around
541
00:20:02,328 --> 00:20:04,330
and seeing who it is.
542
00:20:04,414 --> 00:20:05,498
- Hey, Gary.
543
00:20:05,623 --> 00:20:07,375
- Hey. Uh, everyone,
544
00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:10,461
my old Improv 101 teacher.
545
00:20:10,545 --> 00:20:12,880
Yep, another one of
my true ride-or-dies.
546
00:20:13,005 --> 00:20:14,340
Tom.
547
00:20:14,424 --> 00:20:15,984
- Hey, thank you so much
for sticking with me
548
00:20:16,008 --> 00:20:17,677
despite the allegations.
549
00:20:17,802 --> 00:20:19,303
- Uh, sorry, what allegations?
550
00:20:19,387 --> 00:20:20,722
- Hmm?
- Okay, what do you say
551
00:20:20,847 --> 00:20:22,449
we get the whole posse
together for a pic?
552
00:20:22,473 --> 00:20:24,600
- Oh, sure. Um, and...
553
00:20:24,684 --> 00:20:26,686
And why don't we have my
improv teacher take it?
554
00:20:26,769 --> 00:20:28,187
- Shouldn't we wait
for the old guy?
555
00:20:28,271 --> 00:20:29,939
I think he went to go pee.
556
00:20:32,859 --> 00:20:35,236
- So much better when
it's not crowded.
557
00:20:35,361 --> 00:20:37,196
Whoa, Vishant?
558
00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:38,573
Long time, no see.
559
00:20:38,656 --> 00:20:39,699
- What?
560
00:20:39,782 --> 00:20:41,200
We've been hanging
here all night.
561
00:20:41,284 --> 00:20:43,161
You invited me to this.
562
00:20:43,244 --> 00:20:45,246
- What? Wha...
563
00:20:45,371 --> 00:20:47,039
Oh, wait, is Cary here?
564
00:20:47,165 --> 00:20:48,249
I'm the other gay waiter.
565
00:20:48,374 --> 00:20:50,001
But I guess it's cool,
566
00:20:50,084 --> 00:20:52,378
like, you and he still hang.
567
00:20:52,503 --> 00:20:54,088
- Yeah, "The New York Times"
568
00:20:54,213 --> 00:20:55,798
is doing a profile on him,
569
00:20:55,882 --> 00:20:59,052
and they wanted all of his
best friends to be here for it.
570
00:20:59,135 --> 00:21:00,887
So naturally, he thought of me.
571
00:21:01,012 --> 00:21:02,722
- Hey, why is Cary Dubek
572
00:21:02,847 --> 00:21:05,016
taking pics with the
guy who cuts my hair?
573
00:21:05,850 --> 00:21:07,810
- And the guy who cuts my hair?
574
00:21:11,689 --> 00:21:13,566
- Thanks again for
flying us all in, cuz.
575
00:21:13,649 --> 00:21:15,818
I don't know anyone more
dedicated to his family
576
00:21:15,902 --> 00:21:16,903
than you.
577
00:21:17,028 --> 00:21:19,280
- God, I cannot
do this all night.
578
00:21:19,405 --> 00:21:22,075
I guess I'll sneak
out a third time?
579
00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:23,659
- Wait, did I ever tell you guys
580
00:21:23,743 --> 00:21:27,080
about the time Lance tried
to donate so much blood,
581
00:21:27,163 --> 00:21:28,706
he passed out?
582
00:21:28,790 --> 00:21:30,917
- Yeah, I'm out of here.
- He just kept saying,
583
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,753
"Please, let me donate more.
People need the blood."
584
00:21:33,836 --> 00:21:35,671
- Yeah, like, 4
liters of the stuff.
585
00:21:35,755 --> 00:21:38,424
Hey, everybody!
586
00:21:38,549 --> 00:21:40,259
- Aunt Connie, you made it.
587
00:21:40,343 --> 00:21:42,887
My girl!
- Aunt... Aunt Connie?
588
00:21:42,970 --> 00:21:45,473
- How's your leg?
- I'm so sorry I'm late.
589
00:21:45,598 --> 00:21:48,935
- Please, who cares? We
just wanna see that ring!
590
00:21:49,018 --> 00:21:50,436
- Let's go!
591
00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:52,772
- Aw, Connie's getting married?
- Look at it.
592
00:21:52,855 --> 00:21:54,565
- Okay, wait, wait,
I got another one.
593
00:21:54,649 --> 00:21:56,984
Remember the time that Lance
saved that little bird?
594
00:21:57,110 --> 00:21:58,611
- Oh, my God!
595
00:21:58,694 --> 00:22:00,506
I have a "Lance saving a
little animal" story too!
596
00:22:00,530 --> 00:22:02,198
- Me too.
- Me three!
597
00:22:02,281 --> 00:22:04,450
- Okay, no, bye.
598
00:22:09,288 --> 00:22:10,540
- You know, Cary?
- Yeah.
599
00:22:10,623 --> 00:22:12,917
- This man has a very
interesting look.
600
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,002
Are you in need of
an acting agent?
601
00:22:15,128 --> 00:22:16,838
- No, I'm a
full-time journalist.
602
00:22:16,963 --> 00:22:18,464
- Are you in need
of an assistant?
603
00:22:18,589 --> 00:22:20,383
Perhaps a brand-new
Tempur-Pedic mattress?
604
00:22:20,466 --> 00:22:21,968
- Oh, my God.
605
00:22:22,051 --> 00:22:24,512
- I'm very good at picking
out a person's firmness.
606
00:22:24,637 --> 00:22:27,390
You look like a seven to me.
- Hey, guess what.
607
00:22:27,473 --> 00:22:29,809
I saw Cary downstairs.
- What?
608
00:22:29,892 --> 00:22:31,686
I'm Cary.
609
00:22:31,811 --> 00:22:33,688
Or wait, is... is Curtis here?
610
00:22:33,813 --> 00:22:36,941
You... you didn't tell him
why you were here, right?
611
00:22:37,024 --> 00:22:38,776
Just 'cause, uh, I...
612
00:22:38,860 --> 00:22:42,238
I don't want him to be mad
that I invited you and not him.
613
00:22:42,321 --> 00:22:43,823
That's all.
- No.
614
00:22:43,906 --> 00:22:46,451
I didn't tell him, but
I met all his friends,
615
00:22:46,534 --> 00:22:47,827
and they're so nice.
616
00:22:47,910 --> 00:22:49,996
And his boyfriend, he's hot too.
617
00:22:50,121 --> 00:22:51,330
Great big lads.
618
00:22:51,456 --> 00:22:54,876
- Wait, he has... He
has a boyfriend now?
619
00:22:55,001 --> 00:22:57,587
That's... that's great.
- Yeah.
620
00:22:57,670 --> 00:22:59,464
And they're all going
to Curtis' aunt's house
621
00:22:59,547 --> 00:23:01,716
in the Hamptons for
his birthday next week.
622
00:23:01,841 --> 00:23:03,843
- Major jeals, right?
623
00:23:03,926 --> 00:23:06,179
- Yeah, no, he, uh...
He always does that.
624
00:23:06,262 --> 00:23:08,222
It's... it's fun.
625
00:23:08,306 --> 00:23:11,142
It's, um... Yeah,
I'm happy for him.
626
00:23:12,393 --> 00:23:14,854
- So we're gonna add a little
bit of cheese to that...
627
00:23:19,901 --> 00:23:21,194
Damn it.
628
00:23:23,404 --> 00:23:24,614
Shit.
629
00:23:36,793 --> 00:23:38,503
Jesus Christ.
630
00:23:44,509 --> 00:23:46,928
Okay.
631
00:23:47,053 --> 00:23:48,721
Oh.
632
00:23:48,805 --> 00:23:51,099
Not doing that again.
633
00:23:59,190 --> 00:24:00,483
What? Oh, my God.
634
00:24:00,566 --> 00:24:02,235
Oh, no. Oh, no. Aah!
635
00:24:02,318 --> 00:24:03,486
What do I do? Aah!
636
00:24:06,572 --> 00:24:08,157
Fuck. Please, no.
637
00:24:08,241 --> 00:24:10,576
Ugh!
638
00:24:12,370 --> 00:24:13,746
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
639
00:24:13,830 --> 00:24:15,206
- Fuck, fuck, fuck!
640
00:24:19,711 --> 00:24:20,920
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
641
00:24:21,045 --> 00:24:22,755
Oh, my God!
642
00:24:22,839 --> 00:24:25,091
Okay, so now it goes off?
643
00:24:26,676 --> 00:24:29,095
- I'm sure I have at least 30.
644
00:24:29,178 --> 00:24:30,555
- Okay, everybody
downstairs. Go.
645
00:24:30,638 --> 00:24:32,098
I'm right behind you.
646
00:24:32,181 --> 00:24:34,101
I just wanna make sure
everyone else is out safe.
647
00:24:34,225 --> 00:24:35,852
What's your emergency?
648
00:24:35,935 --> 00:24:38,020
- Please, quick!
There's a fire.
649
00:24:38,104 --> 00:24:40,106
- Don't worry.
Help is on the way.
650
00:24:42,608 --> 00:24:43,943
- Hello, ma'am!
I'm here to help!
651
00:24:44,026 --> 00:24:46,612
- Whoa. That was
actually so fast.
652
00:24:46,738 --> 00:24:49,824
- My name is Lance Arroyo.
653
00:24:49,949 --> 00:24:53,661
Just leave me.
654
00:24:55,747 --> 00:24:57,123
- Hey, Mack.
655
00:24:57,206 --> 00:24:59,000
Just checking in on
the, uh, director sitch.
656
00:24:59,125 --> 00:25:02,670
As a reminder, I am fully
free until "WindWeaver."
657
00:25:02,795 --> 00:25:06,841
Nothing else going on.
So, uh, excited to shoot.
658
00:25:11,429 --> 00:25:14,348
- Hey, is Lucas Lambert
Moy coming tonight?
659
00:25:14,474 --> 00:25:15,534
Would love to have him for this.
660
00:25:15,558 --> 00:25:16,934
- No. No, no, no.
661
00:25:17,018 --> 00:25:18,561
Uh, even though things are
662
00:25:18,644 --> 00:25:20,313
so, so great with
us right now, um,
663
00:25:20,396 --> 00:25:24,317
I do... I just like to keep my
Fridays for just my friends.
664
00:25:24,442 --> 00:25:26,110
Holy shit. Edie?
665
00:25:26,194 --> 00:25:29,906
Uh, speaking of, uh, one of my
very best friends is here now.
666
00:25:29,989 --> 00:25:31,491
- Hi. Can you tell me
667
00:25:31,616 --> 00:25:33,534
who invited me to this thing?
668
00:25:33,659 --> 00:25:35,453
I, uh... I didn't
save the number.
669
00:25:35,536 --> 00:25:36,930
It's not familiar to
me, and they've been
670
00:25:36,954 --> 00:25:38,114
texting me for, like, a year.
671
00:25:38,164 --> 00:25:41,042
It's starting to drive me nuts.
672
00:25:41,167 --> 00:25:42,668
Oh, Cary Dubek.
673
00:25:42,794 --> 00:25:44,003
All right, that makes sense.
674
00:25:44,128 --> 00:25:45,671
Uh, all right, I
have a dinner thing,
675
00:25:45,755 --> 00:25:48,383
so as far as you know, I
was... I was never here.
676
00:25:48,508 --> 00:25:50,385
- Wait... Edie?
677
00:25:50,510 --> 00:25:51,719
Edie.
678
00:25:51,844 --> 00:25:53,846
Edie. Edie!
679
00:25:53,971 --> 00:25:55,556
- Okay, let's move.
- Yeah, let's do it.
680
00:25:55,681 --> 00:25:58,101
- Um, I should just probably
say bye to Cary first, right?
681
00:25:58,184 --> 00:25:59,685
Like, if Vishant
told him I was here,
682
00:25:59,811 --> 00:26:02,063
I... I don't wanna
be an asshole, so...
683
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:07,610
Okay, um, I guess never mind.
684
00:26:11,197 --> 00:26:12,782
- Hey, Cary Dubek?
685
00:26:12,865 --> 00:26:14,575
- Oh, my God.
686
00:26:14,700 --> 00:26:16,577
Are we friends? Hi.
687
00:26:16,702 --> 00:26:18,788
- No, I'm with Sallie Mae.
688
00:26:18,871 --> 00:26:20,682
You haven't made a loan
payment in seven years,
689
00:26:20,706 --> 00:26:22,875
but you texted me your location,
690
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:26,546
so I thought I'd show up and
get the $14,000 in person.
691
00:26:26,671 --> 00:26:27,880
Credit card?
692
00:26:40,017 --> 00:26:41,436
Ugh.
693
00:26:41,561 --> 00:26:43,771
- You're gonna be okay.
694
00:26:43,896 --> 00:26:45,106
Okay, no.
695
00:26:45,231 --> 00:26:48,317
I can... you know, I
can walk from here,
696
00:26:48,401 --> 00:26:49,986
but thank you, sonny.
697
00:26:50,069 --> 00:26:51,320
- You got her?
- Oh, my God.
698
00:26:51,404 --> 00:26:52,780
Your eyebrow's falling off.
699
00:26:52,905 --> 00:26:57,618
- Oh, um, guess that fire
really licked me good.
700
00:26:57,744 --> 00:26:59,162
Yes! Yes!
701
00:26:59,245 --> 00:27:00,830
Rescue me, Daddy!
702
00:27:00,913 --> 00:27:03,291
- Okay, sort of
feels like you guys
703
00:27:03,374 --> 00:27:04,917
could take it from here, no?
704
00:27:05,001 --> 00:27:06,627
- Okay, is everyone
accounted for?
705
00:27:06,753 --> 00:27:08,087
- Yeah, yeah. That's everyone.
706
00:27:08,212 --> 00:27:09,881
- Let's hear it for
my sobrino Lance!
707
00:27:12,133 --> 00:27:14,385
- Oh, wait, hold on,
hold on. Where's Connie?
708
00:27:14,469 --> 00:27:15,970
What?
709
00:27:16,095 --> 00:27:18,598
Did she not come out with us?
- I... I didn't see her.
710
00:27:18,723 --> 00:27:19,908
- Oh, shit.
Connie, oh, my God.
711
00:27:19,932 --> 00:27:21,350
- She's still inside!
- What?
712
00:27:21,434 --> 00:27:23,019
- Connie!
- Aunt Connie!
713
00:27:23,102 --> 00:27:24,937
- Connie's still in there?
- Aunt Connie!
714
00:27:25,063 --> 00:27:26,647
- C-Connie's still in there?
715
00:27:26,773 --> 00:27:29,192
My God.
716
00:27:32,487 --> 00:27:35,531
Oh, God.
717
00:27:35,615 --> 00:27:36,783
Fucking tent.
718
00:27:38,409 --> 00:27:39,285
Is that a bear?
719
00:27:39,410 --> 00:27:42,288
- No, it's me.
720
00:27:42,371 --> 00:27:44,665
It's just me.
721
00:27:44,791 --> 00:27:48,127
Listen, I can't do this anymore.
722
00:27:49,253 --> 00:27:50,171
I'm so fucked up.
723
00:27:50,296 --> 00:27:53,007
I'm so fucked up
since I met you.
724
00:27:53,132 --> 00:27:57,178
I just... I got no one, nothing.
725
00:27:57,303 --> 00:27:58,864
It's not right what
we're doing together.
726
00:27:58,888 --> 00:28:00,306
It's not natural. I just...
727
00:28:00,390 --> 00:28:02,392
I wish I knew how to...
Oh, my God, I almost said
728
00:28:02,475 --> 00:28:04,435
quit you. Jesus!
729
00:28:06,896 --> 00:28:08,147
It shouldn't be like this.
730
00:28:08,231 --> 00:28:11,484
It shouldn't fucking
be like this.
731
00:28:32,672 --> 00:28:35,383
Yeah.
732
00:28:35,508 --> 00:28:37,218
Oh.
733
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:45,768
Oh, yes.
734
00:28:45,852 --> 00:28:47,895
Oh.
735
00:28:50,314 --> 00:28:52,066
- FD's here.
736
00:28:53,151 --> 00:28:55,111
- Oh, my God. I killed Connie.
737
00:28:55,194 --> 00:28:57,196
Wait, where's that from?
- She was just with us.
738
00:28:57,321 --> 00:28:59,615
She was dancing.
- No, she got tired, remember?
739
00:28:59,699 --> 00:29:01,033
- Yeah, I saw her go lie down.
740
00:29:01,159 --> 00:29:02,410
- Shit. So she's sleeping?
741
00:29:02,535 --> 00:29:04,162
- We got one trapped
inside. Let's go.
742
00:29:04,245 --> 00:29:05,705
Move, please. Move, please.
743
00:29:05,788 --> 00:29:07,290
Go, go, go, go, go!
- Oh, my... fuck.
744
00:29:07,373 --> 00:29:08,374
Fuck.
745
00:29:11,502 --> 00:29:12,670
Look at me!
746
00:29:12,754 --> 00:29:14,422
I'm being saved!
747
00:29:14,505 --> 00:29:16,007
Oh, my God.
748
00:29:16,090 --> 00:29:17,550
- Connie!
- What?
749
00:29:17,633 --> 00:29:20,094
I saw everybody else
getting the royal treatment,
750
00:29:20,219 --> 00:29:23,139
so I ducked back in,
and now I'm being saved
751
00:29:23,222 --> 00:29:26,142
by "People's" sexiest man.
752
00:29:26,225 --> 00:29:27,060
- Ew!
753
00:29:27,185 --> 00:29:28,936
You're related to him, Connie.
754
00:29:29,062 --> 00:29:31,898
- Oh, my God.
Thank God, Connie.
755
00:29:31,981 --> 00:29:33,524
- Okay, folks, fire's
been contained.
756
00:29:33,608 --> 00:29:36,694
There is some damage
to the kitchen in 4C.
757
00:29:36,778 --> 00:29:38,946
Could have been worse.
Could have been a lot worse.
758
00:29:39,030 --> 00:29:41,908
Special thanks to Mr. Arroyo
for getting everyone out.
759
00:29:43,785 --> 00:29:46,245
- Lance!
760
00:29:46,329 --> 00:29:49,373
- It's okay. You guys just
had me freaked out, yo!
761
00:29:49,457 --> 00:29:50,833
- Yeah.
762
00:29:50,917 --> 00:29:52,919
Yeah, okay.
763
00:29:53,002 --> 00:29:56,047
I guess he is just that good.
764
00:29:56,130 --> 00:30:01,719
He is truly good,
and I am... bad?
765
00:30:01,803 --> 00:30:05,765
I don't think it could be any
clearer that I am just bad.
766
00:30:08,976 --> 00:30:10,478
What? Hello?
767
00:30:10,603 --> 00:30:11,896
- Hi, there. Good evening.
768
00:30:11,979 --> 00:30:13,189
My name is Angelica Yates.
769
00:30:13,272 --> 00:30:14,941
I'm with the GFP
Board of Jurors.
770
00:30:15,024 --> 00:30:16,609
Is this Brooke Dubek?
771
00:30:16,734 --> 00:30:18,444
- Yeah, this is she.
772
00:30:18,528 --> 00:30:20,672
- I'm calling to inform you
that "ChaseDreams Presents:
773
00:30:20,696 --> 00:30:23,658
A Night of Undeniable Good"
has been selected to receive
774
00:30:23,783 --> 00:30:27,286
the 2023 Peabody Award
for Excellence in Media
775
00:30:27,412 --> 00:30:30,665
in the category
of Public Service.
776
00:30:30,790 --> 00:30:34,585
- What? A Peabody Award?
777
00:30:34,669 --> 00:30:36,504
- Yes. Congrat...
778
00:30:36,629 --> 00:30:38,464
- Oh, my God.
779
00:30:38,589 --> 00:30:40,675
I am good!
780
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:42,719
Yes!
781
00:30:42,802 --> 00:30:46,139
Brooke Dubek is good!
782
00:30:46,222 --> 00:30:47,974
- My fucking kitchen!
783
00:30:54,439 --> 00:30:56,190
That was incredible.
784
00:30:56,315 --> 00:30:58,901
So much better than
Marvel's Simu Liu.
785
00:31:00,528 --> 00:31:04,323
- Oh, I've missed
you so much, Streety.
786
00:31:04,449 --> 00:31:07,994
- I missed you too, my Patricia.
787
00:31:08,119 --> 00:31:11,289
- But this just
can't happen again.
788
00:31:11,372 --> 00:31:12,498
- No.
789
00:31:12,623 --> 00:31:14,500
No, no, no, because
I thought about it,
790
00:31:14,584 --> 00:31:16,669
and it could be fun that
you always need to wear
791
00:31:16,753 --> 00:31:18,004
prosthetics to go to dinner.
792
00:31:18,129 --> 00:31:21,215
It'll be like every
day is Halloween.
793
00:31:21,340 --> 00:31:22,675
- No.
794
00:31:22,759 --> 00:31:25,428
I just... I can't have
you be part of my family
795
00:31:25,511 --> 00:31:26,888
anymore, Streeter.
796
00:31:27,013 --> 00:31:28,765
I need you to just be my manager
797
00:31:28,848 --> 00:31:31,142
so my family can be my family.
798
00:31:33,186 --> 00:31:34,103
- What do you mean?
799
00:31:34,187 --> 00:31:37,023
I just...
800
00:31:37,106 --> 00:31:39,859
I didn't miss anything
in Ohio except my kids.
801
00:31:39,942 --> 00:31:44,197
I was there, and I realized
I don't have my kids anymore
802
00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:46,324
or not the way I had them.
803
00:31:46,407 --> 00:31:47,950
And everything in my
life can be insane
804
00:31:48,034 --> 00:31:49,702
but not me and them.
805
00:31:49,786 --> 00:31:51,204
We need to be normal.
806
00:31:51,329 --> 00:31:54,582
And if we're normal, then
I can handle the rest.
807
00:31:54,707 --> 00:31:58,628
So first thing tomorrow, I need
to pull out of Cary's movie.
808
00:31:58,711 --> 00:32:01,047
And I need to...
809
00:32:01,130 --> 00:32:03,049
I need to fire
Brooke as my manager.
810
00:32:05,134 --> 00:32:06,552
Okay, good night.
811
00:32:10,807 --> 00:32:11,766
- Uh-oh.57159
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