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Even though we're breaking up,
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we want you to know
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this is not your
fault, you hear me?
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Yeah, it didn't
remotely occur to us
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that this would be our fault.
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Yeah, I just assumed it's yours?
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No, no, no. It was
not Streeter's fault.
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And we still love
each other very much.
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We just realized we're
at different places
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in our lives.
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So now let's get back
to the nitty gritty.
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You'll, of course, still
live with your mother.
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We both live on our own.
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But I will have custody
every other weekend.
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So I will pick you
up Fridays at 4:00.
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And I need you on that
curb right at 4:00,
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because that is my time.
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Again, we are 33
and 35 years old.
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And, of course, you
each have a bedroom
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at my new place.
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I, uh, decorated them
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specifically for you,
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so you feel nice and comfortable
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when you stay at,
um, "Daddy's house."
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So what do you think?
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Sounds a heck of a lot better
than this dump, am I right?
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I'm
kidding, of course.
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And if I ever hear you
badmouthing your mother,
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I will put the kibosh on that
so fast your heads will spin.
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Now, give me a hug, you two.
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- God.
- We will get through this.
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Until then,
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just cry it out on
Daddy's shoulder.
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- You crying, Cary?
- Yes, I'm crying.
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- ♪ I-I-I'm a winner ♪
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Eee! I've never been
to the opening night
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of a Broadway play before.
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It's so cool you're
dating one of the actors.
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Lucas is doing such
prestigious stuff now.
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Yeah, I thought it'd be
cool, but then I remembered
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prestigious, when
you're gay, means...
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Hello, good evening.
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Thank you for coming to
"8 Gay Men with AIDS:
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A Poem in Many Hours."
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And exactly how
many hours is it?
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- Why?
- Oh, no. Sorry.
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Never mind. It's a
very important topic
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and I... I'll be here
as long as they want.
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- Thank you.
- Okay, but I don't understand
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what the problem is with
Lucas being in this?
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Well, this is just
the third role
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where the two of us can't fuck.
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Like, first he
was a teen virgin,
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then he was closeted
at Christmas.
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- Now he has full HIV?
- Okay, homophobic.
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It's not the '80s.
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Everyone knows you can have
sex with someone who has HIV.
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Yeah, but it sort of
is the '80s to him.
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- I promise you we can have sex.
- It's not safe.
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The doctors still don't
know what this is.
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Yes, they do. It's HIV.
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It's fully treatable.
Plus, I'm on PrEP,
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we have condoms,
and... and this part
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is very important,
you don't have HIV.
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Maybe I should
stay at Streeter's?
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- Ugh.
- Or maybe we break up
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- with Lucas?
- Meredith, hi.
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Ugh, I hate that I had to come
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- straight from work to this.
- Oh, yeah.
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- How's the new job?
- Well, let's see, Cary,
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I've spent the last 30
days kneeling in dirt.
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Nothing I've planted
is remotely a tree.
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And everyone I work
with is so nice,
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I literally fantasize about
slitting their throats,
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which I know is bad.
I'm the wrong one.
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So overall, not
really workin' out?
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No, Cary. It's a full he...
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- Whoo.
- Heaven. My job is heaven.
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Man, how sexy is Cook
Brook in her tree shirt?
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My little Shady Lady.
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Yes, that is what we women
at work call ourselves.
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- Hi, guys.
- Hey, look over here, Chase!
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- Hey, guys. Let's do it.
- Let's do it.
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- Right over here.
- Oh, my God.
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Chase is here with
Kiernan Shipka?
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- That is so...
- Insane.
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- Smart.
- Hey, guys. This is Kiernan.
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- We're engaged.
- Hi.
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Yeah. We're getting married.
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Sorry, you're engaged?
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Yes. Chase has been
18 for nine weeks now.
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And it's high time
he settled down
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and had three to five children
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with a member of
the Hollywood elite.
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Kiernan's part of that elite.
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- Right, Chase?
- Yeah. Yeah.
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Kiernan, hi. I am a huge fan.
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- You are such a great actor.
- Oh, thank you so much.
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What do you do?
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She plants trees for a living.
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So cute. Do you
want a pic with me?
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- Oh, uh, no.
- She'd love a pic.
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- Get in there, baby.
- We should get a pic.
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Let's do it. Oh, come on.
Get in here. It's no problem.
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- Let's go.
- Oh, my God, you're gorgeous.
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- Thank you, Kiernan.
- Babe.
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- Thank you for this.
- Everyone, please head
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- into the theater.
- Oh, so nice to meet you.
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- Yeah.
- The play is about to begin.
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Chase, Kiernan, this way.
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We're in the box seats so
everyone can see you two.
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Okay. Great. I just, um...
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We'll see you in
there. Okay, honey?
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Okay, Mom.
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♪ Mmm ♪
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♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
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♪ Pride can stand ♪
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♪ A thousand trials ♪
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Gummy worm?
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My team says I'm
too hot for candy.
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Oh, that's silly.
Here, have one.
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♪ But watching stars ♪
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♪ Without you, my soul ♪
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Oh, no. I have to go.
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When can I see you again?
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Meet me at intermission.
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Anon.
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♪ Heeee ♪
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January, 1981. Central Park.
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It's a sunny day
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but with an air that's crisp,
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an air that portends.
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Isn't Lucas so good?
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You know, I'm his manager,
so I'm responsible
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for every role he takes.
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- W... uh... okay.
- Fucking Reagan.
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Janice, get Reagan on the phone.
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No, get the whole damn
administration on the phone.
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I used
to be in the industry.
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I'm like you, girl.
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Oh, thank you.
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Ugh. God.
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Oh, shit.
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So what is it, doctor?
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The medical
community is baffled.
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We just...
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we still don't know
what it is yet.
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Thank you.
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We will now take a
brief intermission.
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It's been a whole act
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and they still
don't know it's HIV?
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I mean, that's fine.
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This is paced out
however it's paced out.
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- Thank you.
- Say, "AIDS."
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Hey there.
Just wanted to say hi.
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I'm Lucas Lambert
Moy's boyfriend.
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- Hey! Mike.
- Hey.
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- You must be so proud.
- Yeah.
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Lucas' first big
prestige gay role.
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So proud. Uh, but
I was just curious
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what other roles you
might be circling
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- for ol' Lukey?
- Oh, man.
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We're chasin' so many
prestige roles for him now.
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First, there's obviously
the movie adaptation
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- of this play.
- Oh, fuck no.
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I mean, been there, done that.
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Right? You know, I'd pass.
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Then there's this other drama
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we're really chasin'
about a conversion camp.
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He'd play a counselor
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who's actually closeted himself
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and 'cause of his beliefs
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never ever comes
out of the closet.
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Then kills himself.
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Oh, my God.
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Is there anything coming up
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that is prestigious and gay
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but doesn't have, like,
nonstop trauma in it?
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You know, like, the
character's just out and happy
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and loves to fuck.
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Hmm, there is one movie
about porn stars in the '70s.
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It's Adam McKay,
so still prestige.
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And there's a gay
porn star in it?
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Yeah... they wanted Lucas
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or another one of
my clients for it,
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but I wasn't really chasin' it
'cause it's just two scenes.
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And like you said, no traum.
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He's just a happy, out porn star
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who loves to take loads.
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But, again, not really chasin'.
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Oh, hey. Sandy!
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- Baby!
- No. No, no, no.
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Please chase that.
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Call the producers.
Pl... I beg you.
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- Shuli? Oh.
- What?
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Shuli, I need to
tell you something
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while Lance is in the bathroom.
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I know you want
Chase to be dating
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Kiernan Shipka, which
makes perfect sense.
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But I saw him making
eyes at some normal girl
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during the play.
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No, no, no, no.
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Chase is engaged
to Kiernan Shipka.
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He loves Kiernan Shipka.
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He wants to go to Sundance
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and reveal on the red carpet
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he's havin' a baby
with Kiernan Shipka.
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Then why is she standing
all alone over there?
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If Chase loves her, where is he?
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I have to go soon.
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My publicist will
be looking for me.
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No, wait. One more.
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Would you rather have one
big toe or one big tooth?
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This is the hardest one yet.
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- I know.
- Listen, Brooke,
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stop makin' up
drama just to feel
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like a part of things.
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You're a Shady Lady now.
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- Remember?
- No, seriously.
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It was a plain girl. She
was eating gummy worms.
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Hey, what you guys
talkin' about?
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- Oh...
- Trees.
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Nothin' but trees.
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Kay. Think we gotta go in, B.
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- Okay.
- Bye, Shules.
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Bye, Brooke.
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Hmm.
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The air continues to portend.
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And it is portending in ways
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it has never portended before.
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If I thought it was
portending yesterday,
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- today it portends...
- Excuse me.
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Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God,
oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.
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Let's see.
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Girl with gummy worms.
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There's no way he's... oh.
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Holy fucking shit.
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Told ya.
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Chase, what the hell is...
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Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God,
oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.
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- Shit, shit, shit.
- Hey.
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- This is a disaster.
- I know.
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- Chase can't date a normal girl.
- Exactly.
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Let's split up,
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see if we can find them
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- before this goes too far?
- All right.
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Oh, this is crazy.
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- This is crazy.
- Hello?
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Hey!
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How's my favorite pro-douche?
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Mike? Good to hear your voice.
253
00:09:52,959 --> 00:09:54,962
Yeah. Yeah. This is my voice.
254
00:09:55,061 --> 00:09:58,232
Um, just callin' about
this porn star role
255
00:09:58,330 --> 00:09:59,666
for my client Lucas.
256
00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:01,235
I know I wasn't chasin' it
257
00:10:01,333 --> 00:10:03,337
'cause it didn't have
enough traum-traum in it...
258
00:10:04,737 --> 00:10:07,141
You do always call it that.
259
00:10:07,239 --> 00:10:12,079
Anyway, I changed my mind
and I am chasin' it now.
260
00:10:12,178 --> 00:10:15,749
So what do you say we give
the role to Lukey boy?
261
00:10:15,847 --> 00:10:17,651
Sorry, Mike, I'm
in an AIDS play.
262
00:10:17,750 --> 00:10:19,093
I'm steppin' out to
the bathroom now.
263
00:10:19,117 --> 00:10:20,654
No, no, no. No,
don't step out.
264
00:10:20,752 --> 00:10:22,264
You're good where
you are.
265
00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:24,824
Okay, listen, Mike, I
wish I had known sooner,
266
00:10:24,924 --> 00:10:28,095
but we're circlin' someone else.
267
00:10:28,193 --> 00:10:30,130
Mike? Mike?
268
00:10:30,229 --> 00:10:33,033
Mike, what's up?
What, are you upset?
269
00:10:33,131 --> 00:10:36,303
Are you seriously giving me
the silent treatment right now?
270
00:10:36,401 --> 00:10:38,738
Or are... are you...
Are you threatening me?
271
00:10:38,838 --> 00:10:40,740
Are you threatening me, Mike?
272
00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:42,342
So if I don't give
Lucas this role,
273
00:10:42,441 --> 00:10:44,378
you're gonna tell
people about the girl?
274
00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,355
You're gonna tell people
about the girl and the boy
275
00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:49,083
on that boat? This
is a new low, Mike.
276
00:10:49,182 --> 00:10:52,251
Fine. He can have it.
He can fuckin' have it.
277
00:10:52,346 --> 00:10:54,154
Love to Shelly.
278
00:11:02,194 --> 00:11:03,397
Hooray?
279
00:11:04,997 --> 00:11:06,800
- You're so cute.
- No, you're so cute.
280
00:11:06,899 --> 00:11:08,936
Chase!
281
00:11:09,034 --> 00:11:12,006
- Brooke.
- Oh, my God. Okay.
282
00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:15,309
I'm so... I did not expect
to find you in a full bed.
283
00:11:15,402 --> 00:11:16,776
But much love, little bro.
284
00:11:16,875 --> 00:11:19,246
- What are you doin' here?
- I just, um...
285
00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:21,748
I'm here because you
two cannot be together.
286
00:11:21,846 --> 00:11:25,619
I'm sorry, Chase and
whatever your name is.
287
00:11:25,718 --> 00:11:27,087
It's Pam. Pam Snot.
288
00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:30,891
Pam Snot? Is this
a prank on Shuli?
289
00:11:30,990 --> 00:11:33,260
Get dressed at once.
290
00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:34,561
- Shuli.
- My God.
291
00:11:34,660 --> 00:11:35,896
Just think what would happen
292
00:11:35,995 --> 00:11:37,355
if Kiernan's team
got word of this.
293
00:11:37,429 --> 00:11:40,200
I don't care about
Kiernan Shipka, okay?
294
00:11:40,299 --> 00:11:42,736
- I care about Pam.
- Well, that's fuckin' insane.
295
00:11:42,835 --> 00:11:44,470
But if it's true, the best thing
296
00:11:44,570 --> 00:11:47,341
you can do for her is
never see her again.
297
00:11:47,439 --> 00:11:48,808
Now back to your box.
298
00:11:48,908 --> 00:11:51,411
And you, back to orchestra.
299
00:11:57,983 --> 00:11:59,286
Excuse me.
300
00:12:01,820 --> 00:12:04,524
I did it. I got
the role for Lucas.
301
00:12:05,858 --> 00:12:07,693
Oh, my God. I just got cast
302
00:12:07,794 --> 00:12:09,696
in an Adam McKay movie.
303
00:12:09,795 --> 00:12:12,566
Me, Lukas Gage.
304
00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:13,934
No.
305
00:12:14,033 --> 00:12:18,305
He manages two Lucases? Fuck.
306
00:12:19,505 --> 00:12:22,842
I did it. I saved the day.
307
00:12:22,942 --> 00:12:24,311
You okay? Where'd you go?
308
00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:27,347
Oh, uh, just a tree emergency.
309
00:12:27,446 --> 00:12:29,816
But I'm back now.
Won't happen again.
310
00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:33,853
We finally know what it is...
311
00:12:33,953 --> 00:12:38,458
a great big mystery.
312
00:12:40,425 --> 00:12:42,997
Thank you for coming to
"8 Gay Men with AIDS:
313
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A Poem in Many Hours."
314
00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:46,533
How is this about
the AIDS crisis
315
00:12:46,632 --> 00:12:48,135
but there was never any AIDS?
316
00:12:48,234 --> 00:12:50,070
Join us tomorrow for
"8 Gay Men with AIDS:
317
00:12:50,169 --> 00:12:52,039
A Poem in Many
Hours, Part Two."
318
00:12:52,138 --> 00:12:53,768
What? All: What?
319
00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:56,875
Hello. Welcome back.
320
00:12:56,909 --> 00:12:58,077
Welcome back to part two.
321
00:12:58,177 --> 00:12:59,412
Feel like I've spent
322
00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:00,814
more time here recently
323
00:13:00,913 --> 00:13:02,658
- than I have at our house.
- At least tonight
324
00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:03,983
we'll actually get to AIDS.
325
00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:06,286
Or why does the screen on stage
326
00:13:06,380 --> 00:13:08,088
say Germany, 1939?
327
00:13:08,187 --> 00:13:09,990
I... I mean, if they feel
328
00:13:10,089 --> 00:13:12,692
that we need more context
before we get to AIDS,
329
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,789
then, my God, of course.
330
00:13:14,894 --> 00:13:16,791
- Thank you.
- I really appreciate it.
331
00:13:16,895 --> 00:13:19,934
- You got it.
- Hey, um, Lukas Gage?
332
00:13:20,032 --> 00:13:21,501
- Hello. Hey.
- Hey.
333
00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:23,603
Um, so I have a
weird favor to ask.
334
00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:24,771
- Oh.
- My boyfriend
335
00:13:24,870 --> 00:13:26,974
is Lucas Lambert Moy.
336
00:13:27,073 --> 00:13:29,175
Right, yeah, that...
Oof, that must be tough.
337
00:13:29,275 --> 00:13:31,912
Yeah, between the last
couple roles and this play,
338
00:13:32,011 --> 00:13:34,748
we still haven't
been able to fuck.
339
00:13:34,846 --> 00:13:36,450
And even aside from
the sex, right?
340
00:13:36,549 --> 00:13:38,285
So I was wondering
if there was any way
341
00:13:38,384 --> 00:13:41,055
you might, uh, give
up that porn star role
342
00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:43,023
so he could have it?
'Cause if he's playing
343
00:13:43,122 --> 00:13:46,460
a horny, out, gay guy,
then we... we can fuck.
344
00:13:46,558 --> 00:13:49,196
I think I understand.
And I would love to help.
345
00:13:49,295 --> 00:13:51,932
I just... I think I'm,
like, perfect for that role.
346
00:13:52,030 --> 00:13:55,830
Like, underneath these clothes,
my body is... is really good.
347
00:13:55,935 --> 00:13:57,004
No. Yeah, I know.
348
00:13:57,102 --> 00:13:58,939
- I, uh... I Google.
- Oh, thank you.
349
00:13:59,038 --> 00:14:00,740
- Chase, Chase, over here.
- ChaseDreams!
350
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,076
- Hey.
- Wait, who's that?
351
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:03,809
- Hi.
- This is, uh... this is Pam.
352
00:14:03,910 --> 00:14:04,945
Yo, yo.
353
00:14:05,044 --> 00:14:05,946
- Chase!
- Say cheese, Chase.
354
00:14:06,045 --> 00:14:07,447
What have you done?
355
00:14:07,546 --> 00:14:08,715
Say hi to Pam.
356
00:14:08,815 --> 00:14:10,384
Streeter, we have a code red.
357
00:14:10,477 --> 00:14:13,253
He's here with Snot.
358
00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:15,189
Whoa. What's goin'
on over there?
359
00:14:15,287 --> 00:14:17,157
Uh, h... how would I know?
360
00:14:17,256 --> 00:14:18,725
I was with you all last night
361
00:14:18,825 --> 00:14:20,827
except for that tree emergency.
362
00:14:20,927 --> 00:14:22,229
Let's go watch the play.
363
00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:36,911
Should listen to Shuli
364
00:14:37,009 --> 00:14:38,153
- what she's saying to you.
- Yes.
365
00:14:38,177 --> 00:14:39,979
My God. I do...
366
00:14:42,376 --> 00:14:43,983
Sorry. Sorry, B.
367
00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:45,419
You know, I know AIDS is bad,
368
00:14:45,517 --> 00:14:49,023
but I worked a double
today. I'm exhausted.
369
00:14:49,121 --> 00:14:53,393
That's fine. You
deserve the rest.
370
00:14:53,492 --> 00:14:54,995
Yeah.
371
00:14:59,998 --> 00:15:01,668
I mean, come on, you
don't get to pick
372
00:15:01,762 --> 00:15:02,811
- your girlfriends.
- Hey, guys.
373
00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:04,271
Hey, kiddo.
374
00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:06,273
- How you holdin' up?
- About what?
375
00:15:06,372 --> 00:15:08,108
Me and your mom breaking up.
376
00:15:08,207 --> 00:15:10,777
Oh, that has not
affected me in any way.
377
00:15:10,871 --> 00:15:12,412
Okay, so I assume
that we're talking
378
00:15:12,511 --> 00:15:14,581
- about how Chase can't date Pam?
- Yes.
379
00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:15,782
But thanks to Chase,
380
00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:17,451
they've already
been seen together.
381
00:15:17,549 --> 00:15:19,686
Okay, I've been thinking,
and how about this?
382
00:15:19,786 --> 00:15:20,916
She's a contest winner.
383
00:15:21,019 --> 00:15:22,322
Yeah, there was, like, a contest
384
00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:24,091
to come see a Broadway play
385
00:15:24,184 --> 00:15:27,661
through, like, Dannon Yogurt
or some shit and she won.
386
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,028
Yes.
387
00:15:29,128 --> 00:15:31,598
She's nothin' but a
silly contest girl.
388
00:15:31,697 --> 00:15:33,067
A yogurt-eater.
389
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:36,269
Brooke, this is
an excellent idea.
390
00:15:36,368 --> 00:15:38,638
Homosexuals are like a...
391
00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:40,574
Like a sort of plague.
392
00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:44,443
- They are a plague...
- I think you're being selfish.
393
00:15:44,543 --> 00:15:46,613
- What?
- It's just you already got
394
00:15:46,711 --> 00:15:48,056
to have your ass ate
in "White Lotus."
395
00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:49,249
I feel like you should let
396
00:15:49,348 --> 00:15:50,684
other people have sex on camera.
397
00:15:50,782 --> 00:15:52,294
I mean, if anything,
you should have to do
398
00:15:52,318 --> 00:15:55,555
- one of these now.
- Sorry. No dice, man.
399
00:15:55,650 --> 00:15:57,925
Okay, how about this?
400
00:15:58,024 --> 00:15:59,526
If you give up the role,
401
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:00,794
I'll eat your ass
402
00:16:00,893 --> 00:16:03,063
or you can eat mine.
403
00:16:03,162 --> 00:16:06,000
So now you want me to
give up a movie role
404
00:16:06,098 --> 00:16:07,902
and eat your ass?
405
00:16:11,666 --> 00:16:13,240
I mean, it's a good ass.
406
00:16:13,338 --> 00:16:15,742
Okay, no, I'm not calling
Pam a contest winner.
407
00:16:15,841 --> 00:16:18,974
- She's my girlfriend.
- Chase, be realistic.
408
00:16:19,078 --> 00:16:21,115
You can't date a normal girl.
409
00:16:21,213 --> 00:16:22,416
But I like that she's normal.
410
00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:24,151
We're not just
talking how it looks.
411
00:16:24,249 --> 00:16:26,586
Though it does look... cray.
412
00:16:26,684 --> 00:16:28,488
We're talking if
you break up or...
413
00:16:28,587 --> 00:16:30,490
Whoa, why are we
jumpin' to breaking up?
414
00:16:30,589 --> 00:16:32,292
Oh, shit, it's
almost intermission
415
00:16:32,391 --> 00:16:34,269
and Lance'll be up soon,
but I can try and sneak out
416
00:16:34,293 --> 00:16:37,031
- during the next act?
- Yes. I would love that.
417
00:16:37,129 --> 00:16:40,467
- Eee.
- In all of history.
418
00:16:40,565 --> 00:16:42,169
Thank you.
419
00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:43,713
We will now take a
brief intermission.
420
00:16:46,038 --> 00:16:47,841
- How'd you sleep?
- Good. You?
421
00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:49,443
Good.
422
00:16:49,543 --> 00:16:50,744
Good.
423
00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:54,714
Okay. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
424
00:16:54,813 --> 00:16:56,391
- Is there anything on earth...
- Oh, my God.
425
00:16:56,415 --> 00:16:57,985
I can do to make you
give up this role?
426
00:16:58,084 --> 00:16:59,686
Sorry, man. No.
427
00:16:59,780 --> 00:17:01,055
But it was nice meeting you.
428
00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:03,557
I'm actually...
I'm gonna duck out.
429
00:17:03,655 --> 00:17:06,393
This play is just
so long, right?
430
00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:10,097
I'll tweet that you
left.
431
00:17:12,999 --> 00:17:15,202
- What?
- I'll tweet
432
00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:18,305
that I saw you, Lukas Gage,
433
00:17:18,404 --> 00:17:20,407
walking out of the AIDS play.
434
00:17:20,505 --> 00:17:22,409
- You wouldn't dare.
- Really?
435
00:17:22,508 --> 00:17:24,744
I haven't fucked
in months, Lukas.
436
00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:26,280
Who know what I'll do?
437
00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:31,718
Your move, Gage.
438
00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:39,994
Fine.
439
00:17:40,092 --> 00:17:43,730
I'll just stay and watch.
440
00:17:46,332 --> 00:17:48,903
Gentlemen, please.
441
00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:50,404
It has been settled.
442
00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:55,009
We shall call this
land "America."
443
00:17:55,108 --> 00:17:58,178
Wow. 1776.
444
00:17:58,277 --> 00:18:01,982
We're more than 200 years
before AIDS even started.
445
00:18:15,361 --> 00:18:18,093
And remember, you can
leave any time you want.
446
00:18:18,197 --> 00:18:20,267
- I won't say a word.
- Nope.
447
00:18:20,366 --> 00:18:22,836
I actually like
that we're in 1776,
448
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,738
and I'm so excited to see
449
00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:27,141
how it all connects
back to AIDS.
450
00:18:28,807 --> 00:18:30,177
Like, I wanna be
seen as an adult.
451
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:31,511
What do you mean?
452
00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:33,313
Your bare armpit was
in "Rolling Stone."
453
00:18:33,412 --> 00:18:35,649
Yes, millions of girls,
and let's be honest, boys,
454
00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:38,085
- have seen you as an adult.
- By my team.
455
00:18:38,184 --> 00:18:39,653
I wanna make my own decisions.
456
00:18:39,751 --> 00:18:41,391
So you don't think we
make good decisions?
457
00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:43,023
Shuli, my second
album was released
458
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,624
on the day of the insurrection.
459
00:18:44,723 --> 00:18:46,334
- That's a good point.
- Yeah, that was a full whiff.
460
00:18:46,358 --> 00:18:47,962
Our ancestors' ancestors.
461
00:18:49,861 --> 00:18:52,299
Thank you for coming to
"8 Gay Men with AIDS:
462
00:18:52,398 --> 00:18:55,269
A Poem in Many
Hours, Part Two."
463
00:18:55,367 --> 00:18:57,304
Hey, your hair's
not in your pony.
464
00:18:57,402 --> 00:18:59,306
Oh, uh... must've fallen out
465
00:18:59,404 --> 00:19:01,441
while I was sleepin'
so damn hard
466
00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:02,776
through this AIDS play.
467
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:04,178
Oh, yeah. Makes sense.
468
00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:05,812
Good thing the play's
over now, right?
469
00:19:05,911 --> 00:19:08,382
Join us tomorrow night
for "8 Gay Men with AIDS:
470
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:11,351
A Poem in Many Hours,
Part Two, Chapter Two."
471
00:19:11,450 --> 00:19:13,687
Man, what?
472
00:19:13,785 --> 00:19:15,522
Sorry, I gotta work
tomorrow night.
473
00:19:15,622 --> 00:19:18,558
This is your job now.
474
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:21,128
Welcome back. Good evening.
475
00:19:21,226 --> 00:19:22,396
Here we are. Night three.
476
00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:24,231
Which is fine.
Whatever they need.
477
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:25,607
Of course. I didn't
say otherwise.
478
00:19:25,631 --> 00:19:27,767
I didn't say you said otherwise.
479
00:19:32,138 --> 00:19:33,941
Good morning, Lukey.
480
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:36,171
We're in caveman times
now. That's right.
481
00:19:36,275 --> 00:19:37,511
This AIDS play
482
00:19:37,609 --> 00:19:40,514
is at the literal dawn of time.
483
00:19:40,612 --> 00:19:42,216
So you gotta ask yourself,
484
00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:44,584
how does this connect to AIDS?
485
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:47,721
And more importantly, when?
486
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:52,326
I guess we'll just
have to wait and see.
487
00:19:52,424 --> 00:19:53,961
Yes, we will.
488
00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:03,403
So if Chase
489
00:20:03,502 --> 00:20:05,272
is going to be with
her, we need to be ready
490
00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:07,041
- to tell the press about her.
- Okay.
491
00:20:07,139 --> 00:20:09,143
Well, Pam, why don't you
tell us more about you?
492
00:20:09,241 --> 00:20:10,777
Like, who is Pam?
493
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:12,746
Um, my favorite color is purple.
494
00:20:12,844 --> 00:20:14,915
- Okay, what if we kill her?
- Streeter, no.
495
00:20:15,009 --> 00:20:16,984
Chase, what do you see in Pam?
496
00:20:17,082 --> 00:20:18,885
She's kind. She's pretty.
497
00:20:18,985 --> 00:20:20,354
She makes me laugh.
Like, ask them
498
00:20:20,452 --> 00:20:21,530
what you asked me
when we first met.
499
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,457
Okay, would you rather
500
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,220
poop out your mouth
501
00:20:25,324 --> 00:20:26,326
or eat with your butt?
502
00:20:26,426 --> 00:20:27,794
Oh, my God.
503
00:20:28,794 --> 00:20:31,131
I guess
eat with my butt.
504
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,333
That's beautiful, Tiny.
505
00:20:33,432 --> 00:20:37,637
The world is at
once new and old.
506
00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:40,740
- Knowable and yet...
- Wait, who is this woman now?
507
00:20:40,839 --> 00:20:43,143
I don't even know
what time we're in.
508
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,946
That's because they've
stopped doing times, Lukas.
509
00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:49,516
I think we might be
in no time at all.
510
00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:54,454
- Oh, my God.
- No! Look... no.
511
00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:56,290
Streeter, listen.
512
00:20:56,388 --> 00:20:57,491
If you eat with your butt,
513
00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:58,701
you can never go to restaurants.
514
00:20:58,725 --> 00:20:59,994
- Yep.
- Final answer,
515
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,370
- poop out my mouth.
- But then you taste
516
00:21:01,394 --> 00:21:02,662
- poop every day?
- No.
517
00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:04,298
'Cause your tongue
is in your butt.
518
00:21:04,396 --> 00:21:06,261
Ahh. Chase, this
is a disaster,
519
00:21:06,365 --> 00:21:07,834
but I like the girl.
Makes me think.
520
00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:09,411
- Thank you.
- Brooke, shouldn't you get
521
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:10,478
back inside before
Lance wakes up?
522
00:21:10,502 --> 00:21:11,705
Yeah, yeah. But hang on.
523
00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:13,307
Like, your tongue
is in your butt now,
524
00:21:13,406 --> 00:21:15,542
right, Pam?
525
00:21:15,641 --> 00:21:19,446
Oof, and now she's
starting the Kaddish?
526
00:21:19,545 --> 00:21:21,315
I think we're in for a day four,
527
00:21:21,414 --> 00:21:22,682
maybe even a five.
528
00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:25,352
How do you like
the taste of that?
529
00:21:27,253 --> 00:21:28,422
Okay, fine.
530
00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:30,124
He can have the fuckin' part.
531
00:21:30,222 --> 00:21:32,592
I just... I can't
take it anymore.
532
00:21:32,691 --> 00:21:34,502
I know it's important.
I just... I've seen this
533
00:21:34,526 --> 00:21:36,430
- so many times.
- Shh.
534
00:21:36,528 --> 00:21:38,798
People are trying to sleep.
535
00:21:38,898 --> 00:21:40,901
Fuck.
536
00:21:44,371 --> 00:21:45,839
B?
537
00:21:51,077 --> 00:21:52,646
What the...
538
00:21:59,551 --> 00:22:01,188
Where is the tongue?
539
00:22:01,287 --> 00:22:03,057
- Would it taste...
- The aftertaste
540
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:05,525
- would be ugh.
- Hey, B.
541
00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:07,527
What's goin' on out here?
542
00:22:07,627 --> 00:22:10,297
Oh, I, uh...
543
00:22:10,395 --> 00:22:12,832
I... I was just thirsty.
544
00:22:12,931 --> 00:22:14,643
Yeah, and I... I came
to get a drink of water
545
00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:17,332
and I... I ran into Shuli.
546
00:22:17,436 --> 00:22:19,306
Are you back in the industry?
547
00:22:19,406 --> 00:22:20,740
No. No.
548
00:22:20,839 --> 00:22:23,010
I do good now.
Remember? I love trees.
549
00:22:23,109 --> 00:22:26,746
Don't lie. You can
tell the truth.
550
00:22:28,181 --> 00:22:30,850
Okay, fine.
551
00:22:30,950 --> 00:22:33,753
The truth is...
552
00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:35,789
I'm having sex with Shuli.
553
00:22:35,887 --> 00:22:38,458
Yeah, it's a Holland
Taylor/ Sarah Paulson thing.
554
00:22:38,558 --> 00:22:41,356
Am I Holland Taylor?
555
00:22:41,461 --> 00:22:42,796
Okay.
556
00:22:43,896 --> 00:22:47,101
- Okay.
- No, wait. Come on.
557
00:22:47,194 --> 00:22:49,436
No, wait. No, come on. I just...
558
00:22:49,535 --> 00:22:50,846
- No. Don't worry about it.
- Lance, I...
559
00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:52,439
- It's all good, B.
- No, I...
560
00:22:52,538 --> 00:22:54,074
Look, I was having
sex with Shuli,
561
00:22:54,173 --> 00:22:55,475
but it's... it's over.
562
00:22:55,574 --> 00:22:57,577
- It's in the past.
- All good, B.
563
00:22:57,676 --> 00:23:01,115
Lance!
564
00:23:03,916 --> 00:23:05,236
Welcome. Welcome
back to day four.
565
00:23:05,317 --> 00:23:06,428
You know,
566
00:23:06,452 --> 00:23:07,955
my boyfriend's in this.
567
00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:09,756
Yeah, he just got
cast in a movie too.
568
00:23:09,855 --> 00:23:11,959
I'm not sure when it films,
569
00:23:12,057 --> 00:23:13,593
'cause he's always in character,
570
00:23:13,692 --> 00:23:15,103
but I'm gonna break
into his email tonight
571
00:23:15,127 --> 00:23:18,332
to find out. Then we
can finally have sex.
572
00:23:18,432 --> 00:23:19,666
Ticket, ma'am?
573
00:23:19,765 --> 00:23:21,135
Maybe it's because
I've been here
574
00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:22,536
for four days,
575
00:23:22,635 --> 00:23:24,171
but that made no sense to me.
576
00:23:24,270 --> 00:23:27,007
Yeah, no, it does make
sense.
577
00:23:27,106 --> 00:23:29,343
Good afternoon. At
today's performance,
578
00:23:29,442 --> 00:23:31,878
the role of Larry will
be played by Rob Moss
579
00:23:31,977 --> 00:23:34,281
because Lucas Lambert
Moy is shooting a film.
580
00:23:34,380 --> 00:23:36,984
Thank you so much and
enjoy the matinee.
581
00:23:37,077 --> 00:23:39,253
Wait, what? It's today?
582
00:23:39,351 --> 00:23:42,689
Oh, shit. It's only two scenes.
583
00:23:44,623 --> 00:23:49,129
Sorry, do you know
where he's shooting?
584
00:23:50,162 --> 00:23:51,765
Well, actually...
585
00:23:58,203 --> 00:24:00,274
Okay, I'm not getting
ready for this AIDS play
586
00:24:00,372 --> 00:24:01,942
until you talk to me.
587
00:24:05,411 --> 00:24:07,155
Like, I don't know what you
want me to say, all right?
588
00:24:07,179 --> 00:24:09,616
Me and Shuli were
sleeping together.
589
00:24:09,715 --> 00:24:10,726
- And I'm... that's...
- Oh, God.
590
00:24:10,750 --> 00:24:11,952
Just shut the fuck up.
591
00:24:12,051 --> 00:24:13,553
- What?
- Enough with the lying.
592
00:24:13,652 --> 00:24:16,656
Just fucking stop
it, okay? Please.
593
00:24:20,927 --> 00:24:22,762
Okay?
594
00:24:22,862 --> 00:24:25,099
Fine. Okay. I just...
595
00:24:27,166 --> 00:24:29,303
I have been embarrassed
to let you know this,
596
00:24:29,402 --> 00:24:32,339
but I don't like trees.
597
00:24:32,439 --> 00:24:33,740
What?
598
00:24:33,839 --> 00:24:35,943
I don't wanna do the tree thing.
599
00:24:36,042 --> 00:24:38,112
Okay? I don't care about trees.
600
00:24:38,209 --> 00:24:40,416
And it makes me feel like
there's something wrong with me
601
00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:42,182
because all these
people that I work with
602
00:24:42,281 --> 00:24:43,951
fuckin' love trees.
603
00:24:44,050 --> 00:24:47,482
But it's just not...
in me or something?
604
00:24:47,586 --> 00:24:49,484
Like... like, I
think I hate trees.
605
00:24:49,589 --> 00:24:51,591
Okay, who gives a shit?
606
00:24:51,691 --> 00:24:52,893
If you don't like trees,
607
00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:54,828
then find something
else you do like.
608
00:24:54,927 --> 00:24:56,964
But that's the problem, okay?
609
00:24:57,063 --> 00:24:57,965
I already did.
610
00:24:58,064 --> 00:24:59,934
Like, I liked being a manager.
611
00:25:00,032 --> 00:25:01,435
But then the last few years,
612
00:25:01,533 --> 00:25:02,773
everyone started trying to find
613
00:25:02,802 --> 00:25:04,371
something more meaningful to do,
614
00:25:04,469 --> 00:25:05,739
but I had just done that.
615
00:25:05,837 --> 00:25:09,176
Being a manager was
meaningful to me.
616
00:25:09,275 --> 00:25:12,279
Like, I liked it. I
was fuckin' good at it.
617
00:25:12,378 --> 00:25:14,048
Then that's great?
618
00:25:14,146 --> 00:25:16,016
No, it's not,
because I can't do it
619
00:25:16,115 --> 00:25:17,551
without feeling
judged all the time.
620
00:25:17,649 --> 00:25:19,219
By who? Who's judging you?
621
00:25:19,318 --> 00:25:22,156
You! You're judging me.
622
00:25:22,254 --> 00:25:24,691
Whoa. Whoa, what?
623
00:25:24,790 --> 00:25:26,310
- Quiet all around.
- Quiet all around.
624
00:25:26,358 --> 00:25:29,524
And we are rolling.
625
00:25:29,629 --> 00:25:31,165
There they are.
626
00:25:31,264 --> 00:25:33,767
I'm here, Lucas!
627
00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:36,971
I'm coming to fuck you, baby.
628
00:25:39,672 --> 00:25:40,740
And cut!
629
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:41,942
- No!
- That's a cut.
630
00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:43,310
No, no, no. Please tell me
631
00:25:43,403 --> 00:25:44,744
Lucas Lambert Moy
has not wrapped.
632
00:25:44,843 --> 00:25:46,087
Holy shit. What
the fuck is this?
633
00:25:46,111 --> 00:25:47,614
No, it's okay. I'm
totally normal.
634
00:25:47,713 --> 00:25:49,273
My boyfriend is just
always in character
635
00:25:49,348 --> 00:25:51,259
so I'm coming here to have
sex with him real quick
636
00:25:51,283 --> 00:25:52,486
before he wraps this role
637
00:25:52,585 --> 00:25:53,895
and goes back into
this other role
638
00:25:53,919 --> 00:25:55,622
- where we can't.
- Actors make me so sad.
639
00:25:55,721 --> 00:25:57,132
But you're in luck.
The director may need
640
00:25:57,156 --> 00:25:58,592
to go one more time after lunch.
641
00:25:58,690 --> 00:26:00,227
He's gonna watch
playback to decide.
642
00:26:00,326 --> 00:26:03,097
Yeah. Yeah. Great.
643
00:26:03,196 --> 00:26:04,431
Oh, my God.
644
00:26:04,531 --> 00:26:06,666
Yeah, this... this is bad.
645
00:26:06,766 --> 00:26:08,068
Yeah, you can't use this.
646
00:26:08,167 --> 00:26:09,803
Let's just go again after lunch.
647
00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:11,105
- Yes.
- He's happy.
648
00:26:11,204 --> 00:26:12,539
So that's lunch
and a picture wrap
649
00:26:12,638 --> 00:26:13,707
on Lucas Lambert Moy.
650
00:26:13,807 --> 00:26:15,209
What? No!
651
00:26:15,308 --> 00:26:18,145
No, no, no.
652
00:26:18,243 --> 00:26:19,546
Sorry, buddy.
653
00:26:19,645 --> 00:26:20,747
But I... I have to ask,
654
00:26:20,847 --> 00:26:22,950
what exactly was the plan here?
655
00:26:23,049 --> 00:26:25,552
To... have sex
with my boyfriend.
656
00:26:25,651 --> 00:26:27,021
Yeah. But then what?
657
00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:29,023
I mean, doesn't it
suck to never be able
658
00:26:29,122 --> 00:26:30,958
to talk or connect
with him in any way?
659
00:26:31,057 --> 00:26:33,093
I don't know. Could be wrong.
660
00:26:35,894 --> 00:26:38,198
Oh, my God, are you
serious right now?
661
00:26:38,297 --> 00:26:39,941
I'm judging you? That's
what you're tellin' me?
662
00:26:39,965 --> 00:26:42,202
Yes, like, nonstop
while you're off doing
663
00:26:42,301 --> 00:26:43,737
all your brain surgeries.
664
00:26:43,835 --> 00:26:45,113
First of all,
that's not remotely
665
00:26:45,137 --> 00:26:46,706
what nurses do,
and I've told you
666
00:26:46,805 --> 00:26:49,809
a thousand times, I don't
judge what you do, B.
667
00:26:49,909 --> 00:26:51,145
Jesus with this shit.
668
00:26:51,244 --> 00:26:53,380
No, no.
Yes... yes, you do.
669
00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:54,781
You do judge me.
670
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:56,358
Like, last month,
remember, at the bar,
671
00:26:56,382 --> 00:26:57,793
when you and your
friends were all laughing
672
00:26:57,817 --> 00:26:59,920
and you said that my job can be
673
00:27:00,019 --> 00:27:01,588
"a little dumb sometimes."
674
00:27:01,687 --> 00:27:03,657
- And I quote.
- What?
675
00:27:03,756 --> 00:27:05,960
Okay, if I did say that,
676
00:27:06,059 --> 00:27:08,562
I was probably just
agreeing with you.
677
00:27:08,655 --> 00:27:11,565
Also, all jobs can
be dumb sometimes.
678
00:27:11,664 --> 00:27:12,933
Well, you did. You did say it.
679
00:27:13,032 --> 00:27:14,368
And I just... I can't unhear
680
00:27:14,466 --> 00:27:16,436
- the judgement in your voice.
- Oh, my God.
681
00:27:16,535 --> 00:27:19,873
Give me a fucking break, dude!
682
00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:21,575
You don't feel
judged by me, Brooke.
683
00:27:21,674 --> 00:27:23,743
You don't. And you
know you don't.
684
00:27:23,843 --> 00:27:25,145
You have judgement on yourself
685
00:27:25,244 --> 00:27:27,447
and you're makin' this about me.
686
00:27:27,546 --> 00:27:29,917
I have been nothing
but supportive of you.
687
00:27:30,016 --> 00:27:31,256
You say you wanna be a manager?
688
00:27:31,350 --> 00:27:32,920
I say, "Hell yeah.
That's great.
689
00:27:33,019 --> 00:27:34,554
I love my girl as a manager."
690
00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:35,890
But then you don't believe me.
691
00:27:35,988 --> 00:27:37,591
So then you say
you wanna do trees.
692
00:27:37,689 --> 00:27:39,359
I say, "Great.
Hell yeah, girl,
693
00:27:39,459 --> 00:27:40,827
do those trees."
694
00:27:40,925 --> 00:27:42,470
And then you're mad at me
for supporting the trees.
695
00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:44,373
It's like... it's like I
can't fuckin' win with you.
696
00:27:44,397 --> 00:27:48,135
'Cause you never should have
let me do the trees, Lance.
697
00:27:48,234 --> 00:27:50,204
Like, you know me
better than anybody,
698
00:27:50,302 --> 00:27:52,072
and yet you let me
quit a job that I love
699
00:27:52,171 --> 00:27:53,908
to go plant fuckin' trees?
700
00:27:54,006 --> 00:27:55,842
You should have
fuckin' stopped me.
701
00:27:55,942 --> 00:27:58,345
You kept saying it's
what you wanted.
702
00:27:58,438 --> 00:27:59,713
And it's not my fucking job
703
00:27:59,813 --> 00:28:01,916
to make you be honest with me.
704
00:28:02,013 --> 00:28:04,384
Okay, well, that is a
very interesting point
705
00:28:04,484 --> 00:28:08,222
so... fuck you.
706
00:28:09,789 --> 00:28:12,659
Listen, during the pandemic,
707
00:28:12,759 --> 00:28:14,461
all I did was listen to my gut
708
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:16,730
and decide to do something
that made me happy.
709
00:28:16,829 --> 00:28:18,432
That's all I did.
710
00:28:20,032 --> 00:28:23,670
You're the one who's makin'
this constantly about you.
711
00:28:23,769 --> 00:28:25,272
You don't care at
all about my job
712
00:28:25,371 --> 00:28:28,075
except how it relates to
you, how it makes you feel.
713
00:28:28,174 --> 00:28:30,777
And it's exhausting,
dude. Like, what about me?
714
00:28:30,875 --> 00:28:32,707
I want a partner
too. I want somebody
715
00:28:32,811 --> 00:28:34,214
to show up for
me, to support me.
716
00:28:34,313 --> 00:28:35,482
Not just someone
717
00:28:35,580 --> 00:28:37,517
who's always thinkin'
about their own bullshit.
718
00:28:37,616 --> 00:28:39,119
And if you do have a problem,
719
00:28:39,218 --> 00:28:43,223
you need to fucking
talk to me, B.
720
00:28:43,322 --> 00:28:45,926
But instead you
spin and you spin
721
00:28:46,025 --> 00:28:47,261
and you dye your hair,
722
00:28:47,354 --> 00:28:48,428
and you sneak out on me.
723
00:28:48,527 --> 00:28:49,897
Like, we're engaged, dude.
724
00:28:49,995 --> 00:28:52,532
I'm your ride or die.
725
00:28:52,631 --> 00:28:54,234
But maybe that's the problem.
726
00:28:54,333 --> 00:28:55,869
You know I'm not goin' anywhere,
727
00:28:55,968 --> 00:28:57,437
so it just gives
you this permission
728
00:28:57,536 --> 00:28:58,616
to just treat me like shit,
729
00:28:58,704 --> 00:29:00,340
to lie to me, to test me,
730
00:29:00,439 --> 00:29:01,736
to always be in your head
731
00:29:01,841 --> 00:29:03,810
instead of just listening to me
732
00:29:03,909 --> 00:29:05,579
or be a good partner to me.
733
00:29:05,678 --> 00:29:06,880
And I deserve that, B,
734
00:29:06,979 --> 00:29:09,383
'cause I'm a good
fuckin' person.
735
00:29:11,084 --> 00:29:13,387
Yes, that's been
made very clear.
736
00:29:15,755 --> 00:29:17,892
Okay, cool.
737
00:29:17,991 --> 00:29:21,061
- Very cool, B.
- What?
738
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:23,097
That's what you have
to say after all that?
739
00:29:23,196 --> 00:29:26,500
I... well, I'm just saying,
we get it, you're good.
740
00:29:27,667 --> 00:29:29,069
That's all I'm saying.
741
00:29:30,236 --> 00:29:31,972
Okay, well, if we can't talk,
742
00:29:32,071 --> 00:29:35,875
then I don't know
how we do this.
743
00:29:37,276 --> 00:29:39,213
Well, maybe we don't do this.
744
00:29:42,147 --> 00:29:44,518
Okay, yeah. Maybe we don't.
745
00:29:48,087 --> 00:29:50,490
Go fuck
yourself, Lance.
746
00:29:58,897 --> 00:30:01,969
Hey, um, I was curious
if we could talk,
747
00:30:02,068 --> 00:30:04,638
like, out of character
for a second?
748
00:30:04,736 --> 00:30:09,376
I just... the way this
is going now, with us,
749
00:30:09,475 --> 00:30:11,411
isn't working.
People are right.
750
00:30:11,510 --> 00:30:13,847
It's weird I don't actually know
751
00:30:13,946 --> 00:30:15,215
the real you.
752
00:30:15,314 --> 00:30:18,285
So, what, you're gonna leave me
753
00:30:18,383 --> 00:30:20,187
- while I have HIV?
- Okay, no.
754
00:30:20,286 --> 00:30:21,726
No, that's not what's
happening here.
755
00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:23,559
I mean, if anything, I'm
thinking of leaving you
756
00:30:23,583 --> 00:30:25,625
because you don't have HIV.
757
00:30:25,719 --> 00:30:27,094
Also, I thought the doctors said
758
00:30:27,193 --> 00:30:28,595
they "didn't know what it was"?
759
00:30:28,694 --> 00:30:30,664
Stop it.
760
00:30:30,763 --> 00:30:32,532
Lucas?
761
00:30:32,632 --> 00:30:34,701
Was that you?
762
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:36,603
If you're going, go.
763
00:30:36,702 --> 00:30:39,606
Okay, no. See, I
don't wanna go. Okay?
764
00:30:39,705 --> 00:30:41,942
So what if we do this,
765
00:30:42,041 --> 00:30:43,743
you get out of
character for one night
766
00:30:43,843 --> 00:30:45,712
and we just talk and laugh
767
00:30:45,811 --> 00:30:47,681
and maybe we order pizza.
768
00:30:47,780 --> 00:30:50,384
Do you... do you like pizza?
769
00:30:50,483 --> 00:30:52,586
And then you can just
pop back into character
770
00:30:52,685 --> 00:30:54,454
and no one will be the wiser.
771
00:30:54,553 --> 00:30:56,924
Okay, please? I... I
really want this to work.
772
00:30:57,016 --> 00:31:01,595
So just give me a reason
to stay, I'll stay.
773
00:31:04,897 --> 00:31:06,066
Okay.
774
00:31:06,165 --> 00:31:07,401
I guess I'm gonna go.
775
00:31:07,499 --> 00:31:09,937
You can just let
yourself out whenever.
776
00:31:13,439 --> 00:31:15,870
Oh, flower delivery
for Mr. Lambert Moy?
777
00:31:15,975 --> 00:31:16,871
- Yes.
- Okay, yeah.
778
00:31:16,976 --> 00:31:18,378
Thank you.
779
00:31:21,147 --> 00:31:23,817
"Congratulations on
your Tony nomination
780
00:31:23,917 --> 00:31:25,119
"for Best Actor.
781
00:31:25,218 --> 00:31:26,921
"Think of me for
your future projects.
782
00:31:27,019 --> 00:31:29,756
Your fan, Debra Messing"?
783
00:31:29,855 --> 00:31:32,392
You got nominated
for a full Tony?
784
00:31:54,046 --> 00:31:55,349
Hi.
785
00:31:55,448 --> 00:31:58,852
This is so dumb, but
can I stay here tonight?
786
00:31:58,952 --> 00:32:01,055
Of course.
787
00:32:01,154 --> 00:32:04,024
You always have a
place here at...
788
00:32:04,123 --> 00:32:05,859
"Daddy's house."
789
00:32:05,958 --> 00:32:07,761
The bedrooms are upstairs.
790
00:32:07,861 --> 00:32:09,263
Thank you.
791
00:32:25,878 --> 00:32:26,914
Oh, my God.
792
00:32:27,012 --> 00:32:29,483
Oh, you chose Cary's room.
793
00:32:29,581 --> 00:32:32,086
That's okay. You want
something to eat?
794
00:32:32,184 --> 00:32:34,388
Capri Sun? String cheese?
795
00:32:34,488 --> 00:32:36,223
PB&J?
796
00:32:36,322 --> 00:32:38,458
You know, I... I
will take a PB&J,
797
00:32:38,557 --> 00:32:42,629
if you don't mind.
No crusts, please.
798
00:32:42,729 --> 00:32:44,131
Comin' right up.
799
00:33:24,070 --> 00:33:26,506
It's just... it's over.
800
00:33:26,605 --> 00:33:30,644
I can't believe
it's actually over.
801
00:33:30,744 --> 00:33:32,612
I know.
802
00:33:32,711 --> 00:33:36,083
I... I'm sad your mom and I
broke up, too, sweetheart.56969
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