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[back-up beeping sound]
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Ugh.
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[Le1f's "Wut" plays]
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♪ Wut it do, wut it don't ♪
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♪ Came through in the clutch ♪
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♪ Stompin' like I'm
up in Loubitons ♪
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♪ Boys they wanna paint
me like I'm canvas ♪
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[groaning]
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♪ I'm the kind of john ♪
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♪ Closet dudes
wanna go steady on ♪
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♪ Toss my gems up,
raise the bar ♪
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♪ Yung Phenomenon, I
make that neo-Nazi ♪
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♪ Kamikaze wanna firebomb ♪
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[woman speaking indistinctly]
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Amy, what? What
are you doing here?
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Oh, just getting ready
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to show this apartment to Ms...
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Dubek.
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God, this place is so huge.
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I cannot believe I can afford
this all by myself now.
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Girl, just goes to
show, if you work hard
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and you're nice,
anything's possible.
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[phone buzzing] Oh,
just a second. Hello?
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Hey, all the guests
just dropped out
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for tomorrow's show...
Could you come help
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- book some replacements?
- No! I've worked
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every fucking second.
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I told people I need one hour
to sign my goddamn lease.
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Sorry. Where were we?
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I think we're done.
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- You can move in tomorrow.
- Oh my gosh!
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- Congrats, Brooke.
- I'm so proud of you.
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I'm proud of me too.
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[exhales]
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- We'll be downstairs.
- Okay.
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Take your time if you want
to keep looking around.
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All right. Thanks.
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Oh, wow!
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Yeah...
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[phone buzzes]
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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What are you doing tomorrow?
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You should come over and
see my huge, new place.
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I'm sorry, I'm
Upstate with Jess.
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He planned a whole
surprise getaway.
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- Oh!
- You guys are such a couple now.
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Yeah, I actually wanted
to talk to you about that.
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The other day he told
me I was his everything.
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Hey.
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Which is great,
because he is mine.
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God, this is so nice.
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Yeah. Love taking a bath.
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Just the two of us.
No one else for miles.
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So I'll just leave
you guys alone then.
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No, no, no, I can keep
talking if you want.
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I don't have to go, I can...
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Pfft.
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[upbeat pop music]
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♪ I'm-I'm a winner ♪
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Live in three, two...
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[cheers and applause]
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- Oh hey.
- Are all the guests here?
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Yes, and thank you
for changing your mind
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- and booking them.
- Oh. Of course, girl.
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- Happy to help.
- 'Cause you really
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screamed at me yesterday,
so I didn't think you would.
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What? Nope. Happy to help.
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Like, really screamed at me.
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Nope. Go away now.
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- What did you help her with?
- Why not me?
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Am I bad? Do people
think I'm bad?
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- Oh my God, Streeter, relax.
- I'll tell you what's going on
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if you promise not
to say anything.
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- You mean, like a secret?
- Yes.
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Does, Sh... Shuli know?
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No. Okay, so yesterday,
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I realized it's
probably time for me
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- to start dating again.
- Mmm.
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You know, 'cause Cary has Jess
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and you have my mom,
and I have... no one.
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- Oh my God, you're doing it.
- You're confiding in me.
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And then I was like, "How
am I supposed to go out
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and meet guys? I'm at
work all the time."
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You're just spilling your guts.
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So I have booked the
hottest guys I can think of
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on today's show, and
when they're here,
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I'm just gonna ask them out.
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Oh, you are so bad. Ha ha.
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Is this the kind of
stuff that you and Cary
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were always cooking up
when I wasn't around?
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- Am I the new Cary?
- Streeter, focus.
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You can't tell anyone, okay?
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As far as anyone knows,
this is just a regular show.
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- Yes.
- Okay, we've got
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a great show today.
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We have "People Magazine's"
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- sexiest doctor alive...
- Ooh!
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- Instagram's @TheShirtlessVet.
- Ooh!
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A fashion model who showed up
on my daughter's Explore Page
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after she followed
TheShirtlessVet,
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and Derek P
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from Jojo's season of
"The Bachelorette."
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Ho ho! Well, I wish I could
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stay for all the hijinks,
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but we gotta go make a mold
for Chase's new cologne today.
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Oh, wait, are we still
calling it Body by Chase?
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Yes, and Shuli said that
the bottle should actually
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be Chase's body... With
clothes on of course.
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So he needs to be in a full
body cast for 10 hours,
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and I'm gonna sit with him
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and feed him snacks into
his little tiny mouth hole
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so he doesn't pass
out. Life of a singer.
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- Cool.
- Oh wait.
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So what else doesn't Shuli know?
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- Thanks so much.
- Have a good day.
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Hi. How are you today?
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God, I'm so glad
we're doing this.
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Yes. Picking apples.
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Another fun thing to
do that we are doing.
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So after we pay for these,
looks like we go over there,
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'cause that's where the
Macintosh apples are.
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Excuse me. How long do
people usually do this for?
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We always make a
whole day of it.
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In fact, this is our
50th time up here.
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It's a fall tradition.
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- You've done this 50 times.
- Just the two of you.
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Same thing, every
year until you die?
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Oh, we don't look at it that.
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It looks like there's
also a petting zoo,
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which could maybe be cool.
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Oh, there's a hayride,
that could be fun.
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Why? Where does it go?
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I think just like
in a little circle.
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Okay, I'll go get tics.
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Wait. Oh my God.
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Cary Dubek?
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Cameron Colby?
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Now please help me
welcome my first guest,
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People's sexiest
doctor alive, Dr. Nick.
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[cheers and applause]
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[upbeat music]
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Now, Dr. Nick,
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you are here today to talk
about male pattern baldness.
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- I am?
- That's what it says
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on my cards here
and specifically,
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if it runs in your family.
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Well, yes, both my dad and
my grandfather are fully bald
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but then again, I was adopted.
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- All: Aww.
- Yes!
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Going in.
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- Hey, great job on the show.
- Hey, thanks.
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This is crazy,
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but would you maybe want
to get dinner tonight?
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Oh. Sure.
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Maybe we can, uh, eat at
my place and I can cook.
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You also cook? I'm a genius.
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Okay, that sounds great.
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I just gotta get back out there
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and see the rest of the
dates. I mean, the show.
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So I'll see you
tonight. I want burgers.
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- Hey!
- Hey.
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Oh, my God, Cary, what
are you even doing here?
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I think picking
apples until I die.
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Ha ha ha! You're
literally Jimmy Fallon.
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- But, hey, we should...
- We should hang out,
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like, now please.
We're up for anything.
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Hey, people are lining up.
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Oh, hey, Jess, this
is my friend, Cameron.
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- Hi.
- Hi. Nice to meet you.
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- Yeah. He's an Instagay.
- He's so fun.
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Remember that pool party?
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Oh my God, barely.
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That whole life is behind
me now that I'm married.
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- Oh my God. Congrats.
- Wait, what?
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You're married?
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Yeah. And my name's
not Cameron anymore,
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it's at @thepropertydaddys.
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The... The Property Daddies?
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Yeah. I decided to
take my personal life
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in a new direction creatively.
So now I'm married,
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I live Upstate,
and I flip houses.
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Oh my God, you guys
have to come over
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and meet the other daddy.
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Oh, sure. Yes.
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It'd be nice to have some
couple friends actually.
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- Yeah, yeah.
- I think it will be?
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Now, Derek, before
"The Bachelorette,"
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it says on my cards
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that you were from a crappy
little nothing town in Iowa.
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- It says that?
- Yes, I'm sorry.
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But my question is you
must live in New York city
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or Los Angeles now, right?
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- Yes.
- I split my time between both.
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All: Whoo.
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Hey. Great job on the show.
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Would you maybe want to
get a drink this evening?
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Oh. Yeah, I'd love that.
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Okay. Well, I got
to get back to work.
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I take my job very seriously.
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Now you're one of the most
beautiful models in the world.
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So I have to ask you, your
personality must suck, right?
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I don't know.
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I like to think I'm a pretty
nice down to earth guy.
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- All: Aww.
- Yes!
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Hey, great job on the show.
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Would you maybe
want to get lunch?
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Um... sure. What's your name?
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Oh, we'll just do
that all at lunch.
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And what kind of animal
did you bring us today?
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A little puppy?
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No, this is Carissa.
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She is a 30-pound
boa constrictor.
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Now, boas have a cloaca,
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so they don't pee
or poop like we do,
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but out of the same one hole,
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right down here where
I'm putting my finger.
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Oh my goodness, she's
going all over you!
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- Hey, great job on the show.
- Goodbye forever.
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This is their house?
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All right, we don't
have to stay long
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if you don't wanna.
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I'm not really sure
what this is gonna...
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Cary!
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How dare you be
three minutes early.
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We're still in our PJ sets.
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Oh please, come on in.
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And this actually
is perfect timing.
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We just finished hanging
some of our favorite memories
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as a couple on our gallery wall.
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Come take a look.
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Oh, wow!
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- Oh. Cool.
- Okay, so
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this is from when we
wore jeans in bed.
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And then this is from
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when we painted a
barn door in overalls.
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We got paint everywhere.
It was insane!
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Oh, and then this is our
favorite memory ever.
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We'll never forget it
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because we got 800,000
likes in three minutes.
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Do you guys have a gallery wall?
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Oh, um, no, we
don't live together.
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Though it might
make sense to soon.
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My... my lease is
up in a few months.
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Awww, then you'd
be just like us.
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[off-key notes]
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[ominous musical sting]
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Okay. Camera's up in 20.
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- Hey, mom.
- I'm heading out for a bit.
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You okay? Do you need anything?
250
00:09:10,349 --> 00:09:12,394
- No, I'm fine. Can't complain.
- Everything's good.
251
00:09:12,418 --> 00:09:13,886
Okay, cool. Oh, don't forget.
252
00:09:13,953 --> 00:09:15,521
You have that fan thing tonight.
253
00:09:15,588 --> 00:09:17,630
- Yeah, my meet and greets?
- No, it's after that.
254
00:09:17,690 --> 00:09:19,024
You are dressing up as a janitor
255
00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:20,960
and surprising tourists
in Times Square.
256
00:09:21,060 --> 00:09:23,462
- Oh, another thing?
- Yeah, fans can't get enough.
257
00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:25,431
Okay, wish me luck.
I have a date.
258
00:09:25,531 --> 00:09:28,434
Oh, honey. I'm so glad you're
getting back out there.
259
00:09:28,534 --> 00:09:29,869
Yeah. You know?
260
00:09:29,936 --> 00:09:31,680
Could be nice to have
someone to come home to.
261
00:09:31,704 --> 00:09:33,306
- Like how you have Streeter.
- I know.
262
00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:34,616
Although yesterday I did wake up
263
00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:36,042
to him to him nibbling my toes.
264
00:09:36,108 --> 00:09:37,043
Okay we're back in three...
265
00:09:37,109 --> 00:09:38,077
- Okay.
- Two...
266
00:09:38,144 --> 00:09:39,612
- Bye, Mom.
- Bye.
267
00:09:39,712 --> 00:09:42,381
Hello and welcome to
"The Pat After Show"
268
00:09:42,448 --> 00:09:45,318
presented by Chex Mix!
269
00:09:47,653 --> 00:09:51,057
[giggling] Can I just say
you are the hottest person
270
00:09:51,123 --> 00:09:54,427
I have ever seen. There's
nothing wrong with you.
271
00:09:54,493 --> 00:09:56,963
Well, I still use
plastic straws.
272
00:09:57,063 --> 00:09:58,980
Yeah. Literally, who
gives a shit about that?
273
00:09:59,065 --> 00:10:01,500
Okay. I'm gonna use the
restroom real quick.
274
00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,736
I'll be right back.
275
00:10:05,071 --> 00:10:06,606
Damn!
276
00:10:11,978 --> 00:10:13,846
- Hey, girl.
- Just want to say good job.
277
00:10:13,946 --> 00:10:14,981
That guy is so hot.
278
00:10:15,081 --> 00:10:16,949
I know, right? Thank you.
279
00:10:18,684 --> 00:10:21,787
- Hey, sorry to interrupt.
- I just had to say, damn girl.
280
00:10:21,854 --> 00:10:22,822
Get it.
281
00:10:22,922 --> 00:10:25,524
Thank you. I will get it.
282
00:10:26,592 --> 00:10:29,762
- Oh my God, girl.
- That is the hottest guy ever.
283
00:10:29,829 --> 00:10:31,163
Good for you.
284
00:10:31,263 --> 00:10:32,598
I know. Thank you.
285
00:10:32,665 --> 00:10:34,100
Truly, congratulations.
286
00:10:34,166 --> 00:10:35,911
I looked over and was
like, "That's insane."
287
00:10:35,935 --> 00:10:38,170
I mean, it's not insane.
288
00:10:38,270 --> 00:10:41,273
It's like you've got to
tell me what your secret is.
289
00:10:41,340 --> 00:10:42,975
Oh, I don't know.
290
00:10:43,042 --> 00:10:47,213
Maybe that I'm a pretty
fucking girl, you rude bitches.
291
00:10:48,514 --> 00:10:51,050
I'm sorry, I can't do this
for the rest of my life.
292
00:10:51,150 --> 00:10:53,552
Plastic straws are bad so...
293
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:57,156
That's right. I'm dumping him.
294
00:11:02,995 --> 00:11:04,864
So what do your
sweatshirts mean?
295
00:11:04,964 --> 00:11:07,333
Oh, they're just these
totally stupid nicknames
296
00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:08,701
that we gave to each other.
297
00:11:08,801 --> 00:11:11,203
Yeah, I call him Breffis
because sometimes
298
00:11:11,303 --> 00:11:13,178
when he's tired, that's
how he says breakfast.
299
00:11:13,239 --> 00:11:15,041
Guilty. And I call him Nooner
300
00:11:15,141 --> 00:11:17,309
because one time he
slept until noon,
301
00:11:17,376 --> 00:11:19,045
and I'm not even joking.
302
00:11:19,145 --> 00:11:20,579
[light chuckles]
303
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:23,082
So what do you guys do up
here to spice things up?
304
00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:24,817
- Sorry, Cary.
- I can barely hear you.
305
00:11:24,884 --> 00:11:27,887
Alexa, turn off
our party playlist.
306
00:11:27,987 --> 00:11:29,422
[very soft music turns off]
307
00:11:30,322 --> 00:11:32,258
I was just asking how
you spice things up.
308
00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:33,726
Do you travel?
309
00:11:33,826 --> 00:11:36,028
Yeah, we actually just
got back from Paris.
310
00:11:36,095 --> 00:11:38,597
- Oh, fun, fun.
- What'd you do there?
311
00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,566
We did the Tea Cups,
It's a Small World,
312
00:11:40,666 --> 00:11:42,644
and Pirates of the Caribbean
like a zillion times.
313
00:11:42,668 --> 00:11:46,105
So you... you flew to Paris
and went to Disneyland?
314
00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:47,916
Yeah, and then we flew
right back home fun.
315
00:11:47,940 --> 00:11:49,742
- That sounds fun.
- We should do that.
316
00:11:49,842 --> 00:11:51,677
- We should?
- Oh this hot chocolate's
317
00:11:51,744 --> 00:11:53,679
- making my mouth all gross.
- Oh, excuse us.
318
00:11:53,746 --> 00:11:56,716
We're going to go and
brush his teeth real quick.
319
00:11:57,850 --> 00:11:59,050
"We"?
320
00:12:00,953 --> 00:12:03,422
Hey, hi, I'm sorry I'm late.
321
00:12:03,522 --> 00:12:06,959
- It's okay.
- I had a mistake for lunch,
322
00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:11,197
but I am so happy to
be here now with you.
323
00:12:11,263 --> 00:12:13,699
- Me too.
- So tell me about yourself.
324
00:12:13,766 --> 00:12:17,603
Well, my name's Brooke D,
and I'm a dental hygienist.
325
00:12:17,703 --> 00:12:19,138
Well, maybe if this goes well,
326
00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:21,574
we can go back to
the Fantasy Suite.
327
00:12:25,878 --> 00:12:27,379
So tell me about work.
328
00:12:27,446 --> 00:12:29,191
I think I remember from
the show you're a banker?
329
00:12:29,215 --> 00:12:30,783
- That's cool.
- Oh no.
330
00:12:30,883 --> 00:12:32,952
I work pretty much full-time
for The Nation now.
331
00:12:33,052 --> 00:12:35,121
"The... Nation"?
332
00:12:35,221 --> 00:12:36,288
Yeah, Bachelor Nation.
333
00:12:36,388 --> 00:12:37,790
Just yesterday I was with Josh
334
00:12:37,890 --> 00:12:39,959
from season ten and Ben
from Caitlin's season.
335
00:12:40,059 --> 00:12:42,204
We were handing out apps at
the opening of a Bonobos.
336
00:12:42,228 --> 00:12:44,263
Oh, um, okay, so you...
337
00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:47,099
You just never really make
it to the bank anymore?
338
00:12:47,166 --> 00:12:49,077
If you have brothers, tell
them to use Code Derek ten.
339
00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:51,137
They'll get 10% off
any one pair of shorts.
340
00:12:51,237 --> 00:12:53,606
Cool. Speaking of brothers,
341
00:12:53,672 --> 00:12:55,808
why don't you tell
me about your family?
342
00:12:55,908 --> 00:12:57,777
Honestly, The Nation's
my family now.
343
00:12:57,843 --> 00:13:02,982
Robbie, Chase, Vinny,
James, Ben, Dylan, Tyler.
344
00:13:03,749 --> 00:13:04,817
Come in.
345
00:13:04,917 --> 00:13:06,252
Oh, wow. Yep.
346
00:13:06,318 --> 00:13:08,154
That's exactly what you
said you'd be doing.
347
00:13:08,254 --> 00:13:09,713
Cary, we're so
glad you came over.
348
00:13:09,755 --> 00:13:11,624
I love relationships for us.
349
00:13:11,690 --> 00:13:15,795
Yeah. They're... they're great,
but I'm starting to worry
350
00:13:15,861 --> 00:13:19,532
maybe Jess and I are
just different people.
351
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,100
I know exactly how you feel.
352
00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:23,269
Like I'm a Gryffindor
and he's a Ravenclaw.
353
00:13:23,335 --> 00:13:24,703
Like, how does that even work?
354
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,839
Yeah, no that's-that's
not what I meant.
355
00:13:26,939 --> 00:13:28,617
Wait, do you guys have
a couple's account?
356
00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:29,842
No, no, not yet.
357
00:13:29,942 --> 00:13:31,343
I have the perfect name for you.
358
00:13:31,443 --> 00:13:32,812
@thecuddleboys,
359
00:13:32,878 --> 00:13:34,680
and it can just be
pictures of you cuddling
360
00:13:34,780 --> 00:13:36,447
in all the different
rooms of your house.
361
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:37,716
Who would follow that?
362
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,852
Mostly straight
women and brands,
363
00:13:39,952 --> 00:13:41,720
so you'd have to
keep it pretty PG.
364
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:44,023
But make sure you get your
bare feet in the shot,
365
00:13:44,123 --> 00:13:47,293
that way gays in the know
can still jack it to you.
366
00:13:47,359 --> 00:13:49,061
Sounds very cool, but...
367
00:13:49,161 --> 00:13:52,031
But don't you guys
ever miss being single
368
00:13:52,131 --> 00:13:55,201
or... or having your own accounts
or brushing your own teeth?
369
00:13:55,301 --> 00:13:58,537
- No way.
- I spent all my 20s being crazy.
370
00:13:58,637 --> 00:14:01,040
I was ready to settle down.
371
00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:04,143
Yeah, I guess I never really
did the whole... crazy part.
372
00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:06,412
- All right, Nooner.
- Let's shave ya.
373
00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:07,713
Okay.
374
00:14:08,814 --> 00:14:10,559
You know, I'd even
consider Sean my brother.
375
00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:11,817
He wasn't even on my season.
376
00:14:11,884 --> 00:14:13,385
I'm sorry, um...
377
00:14:13,485 --> 00:14:15,721
Can we change the subject?
378
00:14:15,821 --> 00:14:17,690
- Yeah, I'm sorry.
- Enough about me.
379
00:14:17,756 --> 00:14:19,558
Tell me about your
last boyfriend.
380
00:14:19,658 --> 00:14:23,729
Oh, well, we were
together for five years.
381
00:14:23,829 --> 00:14:25,931
Um... it didn't...
382
00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:29,235
It didn't really end
well, but now I am looking
383
00:14:29,335 --> 00:14:35,335
for someone else to share
my enormous apartment with.
384
00:14:35,441 --> 00:14:37,176
- Breakups are hard.
- Yeah.
385
00:14:37,243 --> 00:14:38,887
You know, you just got
to keep getting back up
386
00:14:38,911 --> 00:14:42,581
on the horse if you
believe in love.
387
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:47,052
That's why, after Jojo season,
I did "Bachelor in Paradise."
388
00:14:47,119 --> 00:14:48,687
You know, I wasn't ready for it,
389
00:14:48,754 --> 00:14:50,165
but I feel like I
owed it to team Derek.
390
00:14:50,189 --> 00:14:51,590
- Jesus.
- And even though
391
00:14:51,690 --> 00:14:53,101
Taylor and I broke up,
she's still a great girl.
392
00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:55,127
Oh, wait, Nooner, did I tell you
393
00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:57,196
Cary is an actor in New York?
394
00:14:57,263 --> 00:14:58,898
Oh, no, I'm mostly just hosting.
395
00:14:58,964 --> 00:15:01,100
- You should host an HGTV show.
- Oh my God, yes!
396
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:02,968
Breffis and I have
a pilot there.
397
00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:05,437
It's called, "Flipping
House from Top and Bottom."
398
00:15:05,537 --> 00:15:07,773
You could live here and
host a show together.
399
00:15:07,873 --> 00:15:08,941
- Oh!
- We just flipped
400
00:15:09,041 --> 00:15:10,542
the cutest house across town.
401
00:15:10,609 --> 00:15:14,546
You guys have to
see it. Let's go.
402
00:15:14,613 --> 00:15:16,148
And here we are.
403
00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:18,617
Wait. Did we move?
404
00:15:18,717 --> 00:15:20,119
Yes! We got in the car,
405
00:15:20,219 --> 00:15:22,788
drove across town,
and now we're here.
406
00:15:22,888 --> 00:15:24,123
Oh, right. Of course.
407
00:15:24,223 --> 00:15:26,058
This just looks exactly
like your house.
408
00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:28,994
- What? No way.
- These pillows are green.
409
00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:30,296
- Ours are blue.
- Yeah.
410
00:15:30,396 --> 00:15:33,165
- Come on.
- We'll show you the rest.
411
00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:34,833
So this is the dining room.
412
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,969
Instead of black,
we went with night.
413
00:15:37,069 --> 00:15:38,437
This is so nice.
414
00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:40,582
When we move in together
in New York, we'd probably
415
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:42,217
just be in Cary's little
one bedroom for starters.
416
00:15:42,241 --> 00:15:44,009
"When" we move in?
417
00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:45,693
But maybe in five
years we can afford
418
00:15:45,744 --> 00:15:48,414
something like this or ten.
419
00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:52,952
[dark music]
420
00:15:53,018 --> 00:15:54,853
[laughter echoes]
421
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,322
Just like us.
422
00:15:56,422 --> 00:15:58,958
[hyperventilating]
423
00:16:00,025 --> 00:16:01,860
[exhales]
424
00:16:04,596 --> 00:16:06,265
How's the burger?
425
00:16:06,332 --> 00:16:07,700
I'm vegan, so it was bean paste.
426
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,135
- Hope that's okay.
- It was great.
427
00:16:10,202 --> 00:16:12,104
I absolutely need this to work,
428
00:16:12,171 --> 00:16:13,505
so love a pasty bean.
429
00:16:13,605 --> 00:16:15,105
You know, next time
I cook for you,
430
00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:16,675
we should do it Upstate.
431
00:16:16,775 --> 00:16:19,111
My kitchen there
is so much bigger.
432
00:16:19,178 --> 00:16:21,146
Oh, you have a place Upstate?
433
00:16:21,213 --> 00:16:24,350
Maybe we can also
take a couple's bath?
434
00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:27,453
Oh, uh... ha ha... sure.
435
00:16:27,519 --> 00:16:29,054
Speaking of,
436
00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:32,224
would you maybe want to, uh,
move things to the bedroom?
437
00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:37,296
Yeah, I think I'm ready
for a checkup, doctor.
438
00:16:44,903 --> 00:16:47,806
Um... have you had
this mole checked?
439
00:16:47,873 --> 00:16:49,073
Oh, um, I was just joking.
440
00:16:49,141 --> 00:16:51,176
Don't actually
give me a checkup.
441
00:16:51,243 --> 00:16:52,878
[both chuckling]
442
00:16:56,248 --> 00:16:57,816
Has this mole always been there?
443
00:16:57,883 --> 00:16:59,885
- Yeah.
- Please don't make this that.
444
00:16:59,985 --> 00:17:01,720
Okay.
445
00:17:04,556 --> 00:17:07,159
[breathing hard]
446
00:17:10,062 --> 00:17:12,598
Huh. I think I see something.
447
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:13,932
Is it poop?
448
00:17:14,032 --> 00:17:16,435
- No, no.
- It's like a little... lump.
449
00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:17,979
I think you should
get this checked out.
450
00:17:18,003 --> 00:17:19,581
- Yeah, totally.
- First thing tomorrow.
451
00:17:19,605 --> 00:17:22,574
Yeah. You know, ethically,
it'd make me feel better
452
00:17:22,674 --> 00:17:24,843
if I just take you now.
453
00:17:24,910 --> 00:17:26,378
Oh my God.
454
00:17:26,445 --> 00:17:27,946
- Oh my God.
- Babe, is everything
455
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,515
okay in there? They
want to show us
456
00:17:29,581 --> 00:17:31,183
- the rest of the house.
- Yep.
457
00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:34,386
I'm... I'm comin'... babe.
458
00:17:34,453 --> 00:17:36,955
And in the kitchen, we added
a little chalkboard wall
459
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,757
so you can write
notes to each other.
460
00:17:38,857 --> 00:17:40,726
- Hey, Cary.
- Come look at this kitchen.
461
00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:41,993
Okay.
462
00:17:42,027 --> 00:17:44,630
Hey, where did my
marshmallows go?
463
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:48,700
I don't know but I found
one behind your ear.
464
00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:50,869
- Nooner!
- Open up.
465
00:17:50,936 --> 00:17:53,038
Mmm!
466
00:17:54,106 --> 00:17:56,575
- Hey, IGTV.
- It's the "Cuddle Boys."
467
00:17:56,642 --> 00:17:58,777
- Here are my feet...
- And here are mine.
468
00:17:58,877 --> 00:18:00,279
And today we're gonna show you
469
00:18:00,379 --> 00:18:02,915
how to decorate
a table for fall.
470
00:18:02,981 --> 00:18:04,483
Left hand red.
471
00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:06,118
I honestly can't or I will fall.
472
00:18:06,218 --> 00:18:09,621
Oh, my God, Cary you're
literally Jimmy Fallon.
473
00:18:09,721 --> 00:18:12,124
- [both laughing]
- No, I'm not. No, I'm not.
474
00:18:12,224 --> 00:18:14,626
No, I'm not. No, I'm not.
475
00:18:14,726 --> 00:18:17,229
[laughter echoing]
476
00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:24,603
[eerie off-key notes]
477
00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:30,670
♪ ♪
478
00:18:32,678 --> 00:18:34,012
- Oh!
- Hey. Are you...
479
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,981
I'm sorry, I can't do this.
480
00:18:36,081 --> 00:18:39,751
Okay. Pulling back the labia,
481
00:18:39,818 --> 00:18:42,121
there's a slight bit
of discoloration,
482
00:18:42,187 --> 00:18:44,156
not abnormal for
a woman your age.
483
00:18:44,256 --> 00:18:46,859
However, looking beneath
your clitoral hood
484
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,495
I do see a small abnormal lump.
485
00:18:49,595 --> 00:18:51,263
Can I get some
anesthesia please?
486
00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:52,931
Oh, he's not operating on you.
487
00:18:52,998 --> 00:18:55,467
Yeah, I still just don't
want to be awake for this.
488
00:18:55,534 --> 00:18:57,603
[sighs] I think we
should order a biopsy.
489
00:18:57,669 --> 00:18:59,671
Wait, seriously?
490
00:18:59,771 --> 00:19:01,473
Oh, I'm sure it's nothing.
491
00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:04,810
Just want to be safe and we
can put a rush on the results.
492
00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:06,645
It'll only take an hour.
493
00:19:08,847 --> 00:19:10,048
Oh.
494
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,518
I'm sorry, I-I can't...
I can't do this.
495
00:19:12,618 --> 00:19:14,019
Do what?
496
00:19:14,119 --> 00:19:15,687
I don't know, like
wear jeans in bed
497
00:19:15,787 --> 00:19:18,557
and go apple picking and
shave each other's faces.
498
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:20,366
Okay, I only know
what two of those are,
499
00:19:20,392 --> 00:19:21,851
and I thought apple
picking was fun.
500
00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:24,496
And I don't want
to be a cuddle boy.
501
00:19:24,563 --> 00:19:27,032
Like I-I want to be a sex boy.
502
00:19:27,132 --> 00:19:29,501
Like, I like sex.
503
00:19:29,568 --> 00:19:31,703
- Okay. I like sex too.
- Obviously.
504
00:19:31,803 --> 00:19:33,515
I mean, not during the
week but on weekends,
505
00:19:33,539 --> 00:19:34,540
like, Sundays before HBO.
506
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:35,908
That's the thing.
507
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:38,310
I think I want to have
sex instead of HBO.
508
00:19:38,377 --> 00:19:40,045
Well, now you're
just being insane.
509
00:19:40,145 --> 00:19:41,456
I don't want to go
to Disney-Paris.
510
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:43,215
I want to go to regular Paris
511
00:19:43,315 --> 00:19:45,717
and like find some guy
named Pierre on the street
512
00:19:45,817 --> 00:19:47,295
and blow him and
never see him again.
513
00:19:47,319 --> 00:19:49,488
And I think I do want
to use a butt plug.
514
00:19:49,555 --> 00:19:50,989
That sounds really hot to me.
515
00:19:51,056 --> 00:19:53,225
- Where's this coming from?
- I don't know.
516
00:19:53,325 --> 00:19:56,728
I think I'm just realizing
I've only seen six dicks
517
00:19:56,828 --> 00:19:59,097
my whole life, and three
of them were straight,
518
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,233
one of them's mine, and
one of them was so bad
519
00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:02,701
it shouldn't even count.
520
00:20:02,768 --> 00:20:04,403
I don't know, I
just... I feel like
521
00:20:04,503 --> 00:20:07,606
maybe I need to see more
dicks before I settle down.
522
00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:10,409
I mean, shouldn't I
first see 50 dicks
523
00:20:10,509 --> 00:20:12,744
and then there'll be
one dick that's like,
524
00:20:12,844 --> 00:20:14,413
that's the dick
for me. That's it.
525
00:20:14,513 --> 00:20:16,722
I... I mean, I'm not even
talking about dicks anymore.
526
00:20:16,782 --> 00:20:18,784
Yeah, no, I got that.
527
00:20:23,589 --> 00:20:25,390
I mean, don't you ever worry
528
00:20:25,457 --> 00:20:29,294
that I'm not the
right person for you?
529
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:33,765
No, I'm happy with you.
530
00:20:33,865 --> 00:20:35,801
I love you.
531
00:20:39,371 --> 00:20:42,307
[whispers] Shit.
532
00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:43,709
I'm sorry.
533
00:20:47,112 --> 00:20:48,947
You're such a good guy,
534
00:20:49,047 --> 00:20:52,384
and I was so proud
to have a boyfriend.
535
00:20:52,451 --> 00:20:55,254
I just... I'm...
536
00:20:57,155 --> 00:21:00,158
I'm just not ready
to be a cuddle boy.
537
00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:02,961
Okay.
538
00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:09,501
I mean, again I don't
know what that is,
539
00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:11,003
but okay.
540
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:12,004
[sighs]
541
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:14,573
[phone buzzes]
542
00:21:18,143 --> 00:21:19,411
[line ringing]
543
00:21:19,478 --> 00:21:22,080
- Hey, you've reached Cary.
- Oh God!
544
00:21:22,147 --> 00:21:24,983
I guess he's still in the bath.
545
00:21:25,083 --> 00:21:27,286
I want to be in a bath.
546
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:35,360
[line ringing]
547
00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:38,530
Sorry, gotta sweep
up this mess here.
548
00:21:38,630 --> 00:21:42,134
Just kidding, It's
Pat! Surprise!
549
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:43,435
Oh my God.
550
00:21:43,502 --> 00:21:46,838
Ugh! Probably getting
her toes sucked.
551
00:21:46,938 --> 00:21:50,208
I guess I'll... call a child?
552
00:21:51,476 --> 00:21:53,512
- Okay. You're doing great.
- Open up.
553
00:21:53,612 --> 00:21:55,881
[phone buzzing] Just
two more hours, bud.
554
00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:57,849
When can I start my new album?
555
00:21:57,949 --> 00:21:59,260
- Shh, shh, shh.
- Try not to move.
556
00:21:59,284 --> 00:22:00,719
We need the mold to capture
557
00:22:00,819 --> 00:22:03,689
every curve of your body.
With clothes, on of course.
558
00:22:03,789 --> 00:22:05,857
Oh man, this looks
so good. I'm jealous.
559
00:22:05,957 --> 00:22:07,626
- [line ringing]
- [huffs]
560
00:22:07,693 --> 00:22:12,397
Good. So I have no one
at the end of the day.
561
00:22:12,497 --> 00:22:14,399
I just... I have no one.
562
00:22:24,476 --> 00:22:26,311
- We got the results back.
- Oh, okay.
563
00:22:26,378 --> 00:22:28,747
- You're fine.
- It was just an ingrown hair.
564
00:22:28,847 --> 00:22:31,883
- Oh God!
- Are you... really, are you sure?
565
00:22:31,983 --> 00:22:33,418
- Yes.
- Jesus.
566
00:22:33,518 --> 00:22:35,721
Between me and you,
I knew it was a hair.
567
00:22:35,821 --> 00:22:38,390
I just didn't want to
make the doctor feel dumb,
568
00:22:38,490 --> 00:22:40,659
but he is. Very dumb.
569
00:22:40,726 --> 00:22:44,930
He spends all day on Instagram.
He's not a good doctor.
570
00:22:47,999 --> 00:22:49,768
Hey, ha ha, great news, right?
571
00:22:49,868 --> 00:22:51,903
You want to head
back to my place
572
00:22:52,003 --> 00:22:55,607
- and finish the checkup?
- Absolutely go fuck yourself.
573
00:22:58,710 --> 00:23:01,213
[footsteps echoing]
574
00:23:20,031 --> 00:23:23,101
[motor humming]
575
00:23:23,201 --> 00:23:29,040
[moody music]
576
00:23:29,107 --> 00:23:31,276
[phone buzzes]
577
00:23:33,779 --> 00:23:34,979
- Hey.
- Hey.
578
00:23:35,046 --> 00:23:36,782
Sorry, I missed you. What's up?
579
00:23:36,882 --> 00:23:40,452
- Nothing.
- I just had a little scare.
580
00:23:40,552 --> 00:23:44,423
It's all good. You can
go back to your bath.
581
00:23:44,489 --> 00:23:48,126
I'm, uh, I'm actually back home.
582
00:23:48,226 --> 00:23:50,462
Jess and I, uh, broke up.
583
00:23:50,562 --> 00:23:51,930
Oh, Cary.
584
00:23:53,832 --> 00:23:55,734
I'm so sorry.
585
00:23:57,669 --> 00:24:00,505
Do you want to come
over and talk about it?
586
00:24:00,605 --> 00:24:04,776
- I think I'm okay, actually.
- It was the right decision.
587
00:24:04,843 --> 00:24:06,478
- Oh, okay. Cool.
- Well, you know,
588
00:24:06,578 --> 00:24:10,515
if you change your mind and
you do need to talk about it,
589
00:24:10,615 --> 00:24:13,318
I am here in my
590
00:24:13,418 --> 00:24:17,289
big... empty apartment.
591
00:24:19,591 --> 00:24:21,026
Well, you know that,
592
00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:22,994
that does actually
sound really nice.
593
00:24:23,094 --> 00:24:25,139
I'll... I'll hop on the subway.
I'll be over in an hour.
594
00:24:25,163 --> 00:24:28,300
Okay, cool, you know, but
if you wanted to talk sooner
595
00:24:28,366 --> 00:24:30,001
you could also take a Lyft.
596
00:24:30,101 --> 00:24:31,512
- Okay, Brooke.
- I'll take a Lyft.
597
00:24:31,536 --> 00:24:33,371
And if you were really
desperate to talk,
598
00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:34,673
you could do Lyft Black.
599
00:24:34,773 --> 00:24:36,208
Sometimes those cars are closer,
600
00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:38,085
and it shaves a couple
of minutes off your trip.
601
00:24:38,109 --> 00:24:39,845
Look, Brooke, I
can't take Lyft Black
602
00:24:39,945 --> 00:24:41,446
because I'm still poor.
603
00:24:41,513 --> 00:24:43,815
Okay, well, Lyft regular
then but call it now
604
00:24:43,882 --> 00:24:47,853
'cause the sooner you get here,
the sooner... I can help you.
605
00:24:47,953 --> 00:24:51,056
- Thanks, Brooke.
- I'll see you soon.
606
00:24:58,463 --> 00:25:01,366
[Nayad's "Red Carpet Sand"]
607
00:25:01,466 --> 00:25:05,537
♪ ♪
608
00:25:05,637 --> 00:25:11,637
♪ Well, after all, we
did what we could ♪
609
00:25:11,843 --> 00:25:15,213
♪ 'Cause everything was new ♪
610
00:25:15,313 --> 00:25:18,416
♪ ♪
611
00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:24,389
♪ I got all my secrets inside ♪
612
00:25:24,489 --> 00:25:28,093
♪ Did you feel them too? ♪
613
00:25:28,193 --> 00:25:30,896
♪ ♪
614
00:25:30,996 --> 00:25:33,231
♪ Part of me stays ♪
615
00:25:33,331 --> 00:25:37,002
♪ But the rest moves on ♪
616
00:25:37,068 --> 00:25:39,404
♪ I'll try to smile ♪
617
00:25:39,504 --> 00:25:43,241
♪ When I play your song ♪
618
00:25:43,341 --> 00:25:45,410
♪ Why should we care ♪
619
00:25:45,510 --> 00:25:50,949
♪ When we're all alone? ♪
620
00:25:51,049 --> 00:25:54,085
♪ Hey, why are you so sad? ♪
621
00:25:54,185 --> 00:25:57,422
♪ It's not even that bad ♪45753
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