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"Marry U at Recess"?
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More like
"Marry U at Spring Break."
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That's right,
America's favorite singer
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is headed to NYU,
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finally fulfilling
a month-long dream of his.
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The sexy teen,
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shown here biffing it hard
at the VMAs last month,
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starts classes today and is
leaving the spotlight for good.
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And that's why I'm so lucky
to have him in the studio
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for his last ever
live TV interview.
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Give it up for my son,
ChaseDreams!
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[crowd cheering]
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Whoa, Mom, your fans are sick.
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Now, Chase, are you so
excited to start college today?
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Yeah, I've been giving it
a lot of thought,
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and I think it's gonna be tight.
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I'm just excited
to be a normal kid
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and live in the dorms
and do reading.
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All: Aww.
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Well, I think
that's just great, honey.
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And as I always say...
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All: Reading is good!
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Plus, Mom, you've always
been my biggest fan,
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and now I get to be yours
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'cause
you're the best host ever.
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Isn't she killing it?
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Well, as you all know,
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because I talk about him
every show,
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I'm not the only host
in the family who's killing it.
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My gay son Cary
is a host now too.
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Hey, bitches, you're watching
"Age, Net Worth, Feet"
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on E! News Digital.
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As always, I'm on
the red carpet asking celebs
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the only three questions
you at home care about.
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Zoisa Mamet is here with me now.
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Zosia, what's your age?
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Hi. Uh, 32.
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- And what's your net worth?
- Uh, 3 million?
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- And can we see those feet?
- Um...
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Look at those little piggies.
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Oh, Gosh,
have so much fun inside.
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- Yeah, no, totally. You too.
- Thank you.
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Thanks.
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Now Chase, I know
there's someone very special
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in the audience
you wanted to thank.
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Yes, my manager, Streeter.
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For taking a chance
on a little boy
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found on his computer
in the middle of the night.
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- [mouthing] Thank you.
- And now he's taking a chance
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and managing me.
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Because it's like I always say...
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All: Every chance you choose to
take
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is a path that you create.
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Whoa, your fans memorize a lot.
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Oh, speaking of, my daughter
Brookie's a manager too.
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I wanted her to co-manage me,
but she said, "No, Mom",
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my brand is more music,"
so she is out there on her own,
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scouring the nation
looking for the next Chase.
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Doesn't that sound fun?
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[upbeat pop music]
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♪ ♪
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♪ I'm a winner
I'm a... I'm a winner ♪
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♪ I'm a winner,
my own breadwinner ♪
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Thanks. Gonna be a long one.
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♪ A go, go getter ♪
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♪ Go, go getter, go, go getter ♪
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♪ Go, go, getter ♪
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[music warps]
♪ Go, go get... ter ♪
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♪ Baby, you're the best
girl of all ♪
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♪ The gir... ♪
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[sound muted]
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♪ Baby, you're
the only girl I... ♪
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[sound muted]
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[buzzer]
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[buzzer] [chime]
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So now that you're officially
Chase Dubek again,
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what's the biggest
thing you learned
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about being ChaseDreams?
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Well, I used to say
the grind never stops.
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But I learned it can stop
if you want it to.
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And that's what's cool
about the grind.
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Oh. We got a new one,
everyone. Say it with me.
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All: The grind never stops,
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but it can stop
if you want it to,
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and that's what's cool
about the grind.
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This show's crazy.
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And now,
like I do every episode,
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let's FaceTime my children
live on air
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and see what they're up to.
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[dialing, beeping]
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- Hey... no, God, Mom!
- Mom, you cannot
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- keep doing this.
- I'm at work!
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- It's every show now.
- Please stop.
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[bright electronic music]
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Excuse me, sir, I have
a shirt I need to return,
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and I'd like to
get this one instead.
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- Of course, sir.
- Did you wear it?
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- No, I did not.
- Oh. Well, then,
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I'll be happy
to exchange it for you.
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Actually, I'm glad you're here.
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Do you think
you can get asbestos
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from eating
a construction worker's ass?
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- No?
- Good.
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Then I just have the flu.
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So who had the worst feet today?
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- Oh, Kieran Culkin by a mile.
- Yeah, I could see that.
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God, you're, like, killing it.
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Seriously, you're like the most
successful actor that I know.
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- It's not acting, Okay?
- All right, I gotta go.
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And if you think
you're going to return it,
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then just don't wear it.
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I won't.
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[background chatter]
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[laughter, music]
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Aren't they all so cute?
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Which one's yours?
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I haven't decided yet.
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Oh, my God. Brooke?
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- Jo!
- I can't believe you came.
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- It's been forever.
- What?
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No, it hasn't.
And I would never miss little...
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Trinn... ton's birthday. Ha ha!
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Um, how are you guys?
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I mean, Jackie,
are you still at...
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- Amex.
- Amex. Yes. Amex.
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And your husband.
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- Michael.
- Michael. Mike. Mikey.
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Is he still...
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- Dead.
- Dead. Dead? Dead.
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- Brooke, how about you?
- How's work?
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Oh, Brooke manages ChaseDreams.
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- Wow!
- Or, I guess used to,
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'cause he's in college.
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- Yeah. Yeah.
- And he's loving it.
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I mean, I keep checking
his Insta and he is.
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But I'm still a music manager.
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All I gotta do now is find
the next global superstar.
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And actually...
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I'm just now realizing
maybe that superstar is here?
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- [laughter]
- Oh, my God.
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Brooke, you're so funny.
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Okay, kids, let's sing
"Happy Birthday".
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Oh, and can we go one at a time?
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Let's start with, um, Freckles.
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You're watching
The Gay Minute on HuffPo Live,
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sponsored by Advil.
Advil: "Here, gays."
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This week in Gay News,
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Laura Dern had her "BLL" costars
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over for a Monopoly party,
which I am living for.
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In more Gay News,
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Laura Dern is slated to star
in a new FX series,
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which I already stan...
[phone buzzing]
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Sorry, one second.
It's my agent. Sorry.
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Car, how's it going?
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You liking all those big roles
I've been getting you?
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- Yeah, yeah, they're great.
- Um, yeah, I was, uh...
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I was gonna ask you, um...
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I was wondering if I can get
sent out on more acting roles.
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You know, like TV, movies...
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Speaking of movies,
that is why I was calling.
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I just found out A24 is doing
a Matthew Shepard biopic.
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Oh, whoa. Do you think
I could go in for that?
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I mean, I-I know
I'm not a big name but...
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- Oh, no. They already shot it.
- Dave Franco's playing Matthew.
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So they're... they're not
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gonna have a gay person
play Matthew Shepard?
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You mean like
make it a porno? No.
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I was just calling to see
if you wanted to see it.
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You know, I could maybe
get you a couple tix.
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I'm an agent. I got the connex.
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- I gotta go, Dan.
- [stadium crowd cheering]
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Sorry about that.
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[clears throat]
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In more Gay News, Laura Dern
was spotted kayaking...
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♪ Happy Birthday to you ♪
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Oh, God.
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Is no one at this party
a global superstar?
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Okay, I think people
are ready for cake.
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So Trinton, come and blow
out your candles.
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- What up, guys.
- Just left my first class.
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Headed to my second one now,
and I love NYU.
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Gonna be such a dope
however-many years college is.
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- Ugh.
- Brooke,
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what's going on?
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Why are you trying
to find clients here?
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Because no real singers
will let me represent them.
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Even though
I already managed ChaseDreams.
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Sure, it was "for an hour"
and he "didn't even know",
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but does that count for nothing?
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Yeah, I-I think that is nothing.
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But couldn't you
manage your mom?
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I love her show, by the way.
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No. Jo, my brand
is not lame daytime.
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It is cool music, and I should
be able to rep anyone now.
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But frickin' Alessia Cara
won't return my DMs.
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Do you know Alessia?
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- Yeah, of course I know her.
- Oh, great.
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Will you put in a good word?
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Oh, I-I just meant
I know who she is.
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Ohh, this fucking party!
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[phone buzzes]
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Oh, I gotta go to Queens.
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- Right now?
- Yeah.
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I set a Google Alert
for "Beyonce child gay drag,"
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and this boy just posted
a video of himself
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lip-syncing to "Countdown."
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I think I may have found
the next ChaseDreams.
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And guess what, world?
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He's gay!
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♪ When your whole world ♪
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♪ Is fallin ♪
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♪ Don't mope around inside ♪
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♪ Come on and smile, boy ♪
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♪ Just smile ♪
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♪ Don't let it get you down ♪
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♪ You should just shake it
off, lift it up ♪
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♪ Never think about giving up ♪
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♪ Just smile, boy,
you just smile ♪
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[bluesy chords]
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♪ And when the road
gets longer ♪
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♪ You feel like giving up ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ But that road
makes you stronger ♪
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♪ You gotta lift your head,
count to five ♪
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♪ Right now,
you're living this life ♪
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♪ And smile, boy, just smile ♪
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All right. Here we are.
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♪ You smile ♪
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Oops, just a stop sign.
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Go. It's just a stop sign.
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Now, you know Cary
was the only one
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in our family
that Biscuit would hump.
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And the vet said
it was probably because.
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Biscuit knew
that he could dominate him.
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Hey.
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Oh, how much has she talked
about me today?
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It's been near constant.
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Apparently your dog
always tried to fuck you?
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- How did that even come up?
- Is there an animal wrangler on?
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- No. It's a cooking segment.
- Ugh. How was your day?
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Good. The A.V. Club wants me
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to start recapping old episodes
of "The West Wing."
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Oh, fun. Why?
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[sighs]
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[heart thumping]
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♪ It's been a long time
comin' on me ♪
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♪ I'm on a roll,
see your boy come up ♪
248
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♪ With the bad, bad roll, huh ♪
249
00:09:45,952 --> 00:09:48,754
♪ Stamina,
with a whole lot of attitude ♪
250
00:09:48,821 --> 00:09:50,623
- [music stops]
- Sorry, I...
251
00:09:50,723 --> 00:09:52,467
I just realized I haven't eaten
anything all day.
252
00:09:52,491 --> 00:09:54,260
- Are you hungry?
- Actually, yeah, yeah.
253
00:09:54,327 --> 00:09:56,963
Maybe we should order food now
254
00:09:57,063 --> 00:09:58,998
and then have sex
before the food comes,
255
00:09:59,098 --> 00:10:00,709
'cause I'm not gonna
want to do it after.
256
00:10:00,733 --> 00:10:02,001
Oh, yeah, no, of course not.
257
00:10:02,101 --> 00:10:04,103
Um, yeah,
I'll-I'll-I'll eat anything.
258
00:10:04,170 --> 00:10:06,405
I don't really know
what's good around you.
259
00:10:06,472 --> 00:10:07,974
How's Mediterranean?
260
00:10:08,074 --> 00:10:11,510
Sorry, when I said anything,
I meant burgers or pasta.
261
00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:12,912
[both chuckling]
262
00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,153
- Hello.
- Hello.
263
00:10:21,253 --> 00:10:22,655
My name is Brooke Dubek.
264
00:10:22,755 --> 00:10:25,491
- Oh! Is your mom Pat Dubek?
- We love her show.
265
00:10:25,591 --> 00:10:27,660
Oh. Yeah, no, that's...
266
00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:28,794
I'm here because
I'm a music manager.
267
00:10:28,861 --> 00:10:31,330
That's why my hair's
all kind of folded to the left
268
00:10:31,430 --> 00:10:33,342
and I just have the one earring
in the right ear.
269
00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:35,701
Anyway, I would love
to represent your son.
270
00:10:35,801 --> 00:10:40,973
The drag videos he makes
in his bedroom are incredible;
271
00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:43,643
And I truly believe,
with a manager,
272
00:10:43,709 --> 00:10:46,312
he would be unstoppable.
273
00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:48,347
So... what do you say?
274
00:10:50,516 --> 00:10:52,151
Ethan!
275
00:10:52,218 --> 00:10:55,621
What drag video
is this lady talking about?
276
00:10:55,688 --> 00:10:57,523
I don't know.
277
00:10:59,458 --> 00:11:01,227
[gags]
278
00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:02,728
[gagging]
279
00:11:07,967 --> 00:11:10,503
[breathing deeply]
280
00:11:12,738 --> 00:11:17,309
- Oh, my God, Ray.
- Now we're making people puke?
281
00:11:17,376 --> 00:11:20,046
Well, none of these managers
have been legit.
282
00:11:20,146 --> 00:11:21,013
Now go wash your hands
for lunch.
283
00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:24,650
Okay, yas,
drag my dirty hands, Daddy.
284
00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:27,753
Okay, I'm close. I'm close.
285
00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:30,222
[phone buzzes]
286
00:11:30,322 --> 00:11:32,992
Oh, no. Pietro's close, too.
287
00:11:33,059 --> 00:11:35,094
His little car thingy's
on your street.
288
00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:36,529
It is?
289
00:11:36,595 --> 00:11:38,564
Shit. Shit.
290
00:11:38,664 --> 00:11:41,734
Oh, his... his little circle
picture's actually kind of hot.
291
00:11:41,834 --> 00:11:43,269
Oh, I'm gonna...
292
00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:46,238
Ahh... ahh...
293
00:11:46,338 --> 00:11:47,707
[both exhale]
294
00:11:47,773 --> 00:11:48,541
- [buzzer]
- [laughing]
295
00:11:48,607 --> 00:11:51,077
That was really
impressive timing.
296
00:11:51,177 --> 00:11:53,412
Thanks. I used to do it
with porn all the time
297
00:11:53,512 --> 00:11:54,880
before I met you.
298
00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:57,717
- Hey.
- Seamless for Jess.
299
00:11:57,783 --> 00:11:59,051
All right. Thanks.
300
00:11:59,118 --> 00:12:00,493
And not sure who got the burger,
301
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:01,954
but they ran out of Swiss.
302
00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:05,057
Okay, I'll, uh,
I'll tell... I'll tell her.
303
00:12:05,124 --> 00:12:06,592
Oh, shit.
304
00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:10,262
I love eating a fat meal
after sex.
305
00:12:10,362 --> 00:12:12,932
It's like we did our homework,
and now we get to watch TV.
306
00:12:13,032 --> 00:12:16,368
- Yeah. Yeah. Uh, I'm gonna...
- I think they
307
00:12:16,435 --> 00:12:18,137
think they forgot something.
308
00:12:22,141 --> 00:12:24,877
Hi. Um, Jess is a boy.
309
00:12:24,944 --> 00:12:27,780
- What?
- A man. He's an adult man.
310
00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:31,217
That I have sex with,
'cause I'm-I'm gay.
311
00:12:31,283 --> 00:12:32,825
And I like guys', uh,
dicks and butts.
312
00:12:32,885 --> 00:12:36,489
I don't know why I was nervous
for you to know that.
313
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:37,990
It's cool, man.
314
00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:40,292
As soon as I opened the door,
I knew you were gay.
315
00:12:40,392 --> 00:12:41,961
Oh. Good.
316
00:12:42,061 --> 00:12:43,129
Good. I'm glad.
317
00:12:43,229 --> 00:12:44,330
Because I watch your mom's show.
318
00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:45,664
Oh, good.
319
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,433
- I mean, also good.
- Yeah.
320
00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,644
Today at the end, she mentioned
you have a boyfriend.
321
00:12:49,668 --> 00:12:50,903
So, congrats.
322
00:12:50,970 --> 00:12:52,338
Boyfriend?
323
00:12:54,406 --> 00:12:57,176
[moody music]
324
00:12:57,276 --> 00:12:58,611
[sighs]
325
00:12:58,677 --> 00:13:02,314
♪ ♪
326
00:13:02,414 --> 00:13:04,650
What up, guys, I'm here with
my new roommate, Ezra,
327
00:13:04,750 --> 00:13:06,986
- just setting up our dorm.
- Yo! Whazzup, dreamers?
328
00:13:07,086 --> 00:13:07,953
Yeah, I love this little dude.
329
00:13:08,020 --> 00:13:12,091
Both: College,
college, college! Yeah!
330
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,496
Ugh.
331
00:13:33,445 --> 00:13:36,148
[TV in background]
332
00:13:36,215 --> 00:13:38,150
[moody music continues]
333
00:13:38,217 --> 00:13:44,217
♪ ♪
334
00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:48,194
- What?
- Well,
335
00:13:48,294 --> 00:13:50,529
I struck out literally all day.
336
00:13:50,629 --> 00:13:52,832
Guess I'll represent... Mom?
337
00:13:52,898 --> 00:13:56,569
I take it Alessia Cara
didn't get back to you?
338
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:57,469
No, which is so rude.
339
00:13:57,536 --> 00:14:00,372
Like, we are peers
in the industry.
340
00:14:00,472 --> 00:14:02,007
- At least write me back.
- Sorry.
341
00:14:02,074 --> 00:14:05,845
You and Alessia Cara
are "peers in the industry"?
342
00:14:05,911 --> 00:14:07,313
Wait. Where are we?
343
00:14:07,379 --> 00:14:08,790
I thought we were meeting
your mom at The Smith.
344
00:14:08,814 --> 00:14:10,683
- Oh, no.
- Apparently, she got invited
345
00:14:10,749 --> 00:14:14,019
to the opening of
Blake Lively's new restaurant,
346
00:14:14,086 --> 00:14:16,055
so we're going there instead.
[phone buzzing]
347
00:14:16,155 --> 00:14:16,856
- Fun.
- Bleh!
348
00:14:16,922 --> 00:14:18,524
Oh, shit. I gotta take this.
349
00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:21,827
It's work.
Hey, you guys go ahead.
350
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,779
- Okay, real quick.
- Did you see Mom called me
351
00:14:24,830 --> 00:14:27,600
and Jess "boyfriends"
on her show today?
352
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:28,901
- Wait. She did?
- Yeah.
353
00:14:29,001 --> 00:14:30,402
Ohh...
354
00:14:30,502 --> 00:14:34,506
- But then we talked, and...
- I think we are?
355
00:14:35,174 --> 00:14:36,651
It's only been two weeks,
but I really like him.
356
00:14:36,675 --> 00:14:42,181
- Cary! Your first boyfriend.
- Yeah.
357
00:14:42,248 --> 00:14:43,582
And I'm his first one too.
358
00:14:43,682 --> 00:14:45,417
He didn't come out
till he was 24, and
359
00:14:45,517 --> 00:14:47,887
we actually have
a lot in common.
360
00:14:47,953 --> 00:14:48,787
Aww, I'm happy for you.
361
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,757
And you know what?
You proved people wrong.
362
00:14:51,857 --> 00:14:53,592
There are still humans
on OKCupid.
363
00:14:53,692 --> 00:14:54,760
Okay, no, you don't get
to make fun of how we met.
364
00:14:54,860 --> 00:14:57,897
You were at Jingle Ball
heckling Coldplay
365
00:14:57,963 --> 00:14:59,298
when you met...
366
00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:00,599
Lance?
367
00:15:00,699 --> 00:15:02,902
Oh, hell, yeah.
368
00:15:02,968 --> 00:15:03,736
No. No. No.
369
00:15:03,802 --> 00:15:07,373
- You do not get to be here.
- What?
370
00:15:07,439 --> 00:15:09,575
You told me you didn't want
to be with me, Lance.
371
00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:12,778
You don't just get to, like,
show up at family events
372
00:15:12,878 --> 00:15:15,114
and dab anymore. It's not cute.
373
00:15:15,214 --> 00:15:17,192
Also, why are you wearing
a see-through raincoat?
374
00:15:17,216 --> 00:15:18,617
Oh. I'm sorry.
375
00:15:18,717 --> 00:15:20,528
After the VMAs,
I started moving into apparel...
376
00:15:20,552 --> 00:15:23,155
- I don't care.
- Why are you here?
377
00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:25,124
I thought you knew I was coming.
378
00:15:25,224 --> 00:15:28,560
Your mom invited everybody
on the family text thread.
379
00:15:28,627 --> 00:15:32,331
- You're still on that?
- Leave the conversation, Lance!
380
00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:35,067
I'm in the family and I left it
the day it started.
381
00:15:35,134 --> 00:15:36,669
I think we're gonna go inside.
382
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:39,271
- Yo, whassup, Car?
- No, Cary. Do not pound him.
383
00:15:39,338 --> 00:15:41,073
He has lost
all pounding privileges.
384
00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:43,442
Sorry.
385
00:15:48,314 --> 00:15:49,682
Yo, I'm sorry, B.
386
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,150
I-it been a while,
387
00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:52,318
so I thought
it was okay if I came...
388
00:15:52,418 --> 00:15:54,687
Well, it's not.
389
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,155
Okay?
390
00:15:56,255 --> 00:15:59,258
You really fucked me up.
391
00:15:59,925 --> 00:16:02,661
I miss you, like, every day.
392
00:16:02,761 --> 00:16:04,964
Do you know how pathetic
that makes me feel?
393
00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:10,669
I'm a strong, powerful woman.
I can't miss a man.
394
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,808
- Sorry, CookBrooke.
- It's Brooke.
395
00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:19,678
- I didn't mean to upset you.
- I still wanna be your friend.
396
00:16:19,778 --> 00:16:22,314
I don't want to be
your friend, Lance.
397
00:16:22,381 --> 00:16:24,350
I have plenty of friends.
398
00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:27,619
I have Jo. And Julie.
399
00:16:27,686 --> 00:16:29,455
- Jackie.
- Who works at Mastercard.
400
00:16:29,521 --> 00:16:31,357
- Amex.
- And her dead husband, Murph.
401
00:16:31,457 --> 00:16:31,890
- Michael.
- Maph.
402
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:32,691
- Michael.
- Fern.
403
00:16:32,791 --> 00:16:35,160
- Michael.
- So you need to go.
404
00:16:35,227 --> 00:16:37,463
And do not turn and leave.
405
00:16:37,529 --> 00:16:39,698
I need you to back away
facing me.
406
00:16:39,798 --> 00:16:43,836
I cannot... see that ass.
407
00:16:43,902 --> 00:16:45,204
I understand.
408
00:16:45,304 --> 00:16:47,573
But can you tell you mom
I said hi?
409
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:49,375
I love her show.
410
00:16:49,475 --> 00:16:51,850
Oh, my God. When did everyone
start watching talk shows?
411
00:16:51,877 --> 00:16:55,080
I don't know. There's just
something about her.
412
00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:04,089
[dance music, chatter]
413
00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:06,892
Wait. This is
Blake Lively's restaurant?
414
00:17:06,992 --> 00:17:08,827
Yeah. Why is it Asian fusion?
415
00:17:08,894 --> 00:17:10,805
Oh, Blake has been passionate
about the culture
416
00:17:10,829 --> 00:17:12,097
and cuisine of Thailand
417
00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:13,742
ever since she had
a layover there in March.
418
00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:14,433
And why is there spaghetti
on the menu?
419
00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:17,202
That's the fusion.
420
00:17:18,737 --> 00:17:20,648
- God, it's 11:30.
- Seems so late for your mom.
421
00:17:20,672 --> 00:17:22,317
Doesn't she have to get up
early for work?
422
00:17:22,341 --> 00:17:25,244
- ♪ Good morning, boys ♪
- Morning?
423
00:17:25,344 --> 00:17:26,879
I know. Isn't it wild?
424
00:17:26,945 --> 00:17:29,214
Now that I have
my morning show, day is night
425
00:17:29,281 --> 00:17:30,682
and night is day for me.
426
00:17:30,749 --> 00:17:33,185
I get up at 11:00 p.m.,
head to work at 12,
427
00:17:33,252 --> 00:17:35,020
then I have 5 1/2 hours
of makeup.
428
00:17:35,087 --> 00:17:36,355
For women over 50,
429
00:17:36,422 --> 00:17:38,290
it's technically applied
by a carpenter.
430
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:39,391
Did you know that, Cary?
Then at 6:00,
431
00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:42,561
I do my affiliate throws
for every city in America.
432
00:17:42,628 --> 00:17:45,931
At 7:00, I have my meetings.
At 8:00,
433
00:17:46,031 --> 00:17:48,233
I do an hour of touch-ups,
again with the carpenter.
434
00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:50,369
Then we shoot at 9:00.
The show airs at 11:00.
435
00:17:50,436 --> 00:17:52,538
I have my dinner at 4:00
and I'm in bed by 6:00.
436
00:17:52,604 --> 00:17:54,540
Wow. That is quite a schedule.
437
00:17:54,606 --> 00:17:55,374
Yes. It makes it very hard
438
00:17:55,441 --> 00:17:59,445
to sync up for, um...
intercourse.
439
00:17:59,545 --> 00:18:00,646
But I can't complain.
440
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:02,390
I mean, how many people get
to have their own talk show?
441
00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:04,917
Hi, Pat.
442
00:18:04,983 --> 00:18:06,294
Blake just wanted to thank you
so much for coming.
443
00:18:06,318 --> 00:18:08,087
- Aww.
- And to reassure you
444
00:18:08,153 --> 00:18:10,222
- that this isn't racist.
- Oh, good.
445
00:18:10,289 --> 00:18:13,058
Oh, and I am so sorry
for blabbing on.
446
00:18:13,125 --> 00:18:14,460
This must be the famous Jess.
447
00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:15,494
- Yes. Hi.
- I feel like we've already met
448
00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:18,297
since you talk about me
so much on your show.
449
00:18:18,397 --> 00:18:21,467
I'm just so proud that Cary
finally has a boyfriend.
450
00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:25,804
Oh, hey, Jess. I'm the, uh,
I'm the famous Streeter.
451
00:18:25,904 --> 00:18:28,140
Welcome to the fam.
As a former new guy
452
00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:29,451
who has now fully immersed
himself within the group,
453
00:18:29,475 --> 00:18:34,313
I gotta warn you... these guys
can be pretty tough at times.
454
00:18:34,413 --> 00:18:35,830
Yeah, I mean,
they'll laugh at you,
455
00:18:35,914 --> 00:18:37,616
and they'll make fun of you,
456
00:18:37,683 --> 00:18:39,985
and they'll stop talking
when you enter the room.
457
00:18:40,085 --> 00:18:42,654
But that's just their way
of saying that they love you.
458
00:18:42,754 --> 00:18:45,691
But it-it-it-it...
Can get to you.
459
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:47,802
You know, it can, um, you know,
really hurt at times.
460
00:18:47,826 --> 00:18:51,497
Hey, there you guys are. Okay.
461
00:18:52,931 --> 00:18:55,868
Mom, I've been thinking and...
462
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,503
I'm sorry, is this racist?
463
00:18:57,603 --> 00:18:59,338
Oh, um, no. They said no.
464
00:18:59,438 --> 00:19:03,509
Okay. Um, I've been thinking,
and I have a big announcement.
465
00:19:03,609 --> 00:19:04,543
Wait, Brooke, before that,
466
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:07,446
do you see this stupid loser
that Cary brought?
467
00:19:07,513 --> 00:19:08,447
This is what I'm talking about.
468
00:19:08,514 --> 00:19:12,184
You see his dumb face
and his dumb clothes?
469
00:19:12,284 --> 00:19:14,386
God, let's kill him. Ha.
Now you're fitting in.
470
00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:15,695
Oh, my God. Streeter, stop.
471
00:19:15,721 --> 00:19:16,931
I have something
important to say.
472
00:19:16,955 --> 00:19:20,959
Okay, as we all know, my brand
has historically been music.
473
00:19:21,026 --> 00:19:22,528
But I've been thinking
474
00:19:22,628 --> 00:19:25,797
and, Mom, I would really love
to be your co-manager.
475
00:19:25,864 --> 00:19:27,199
- Aww.
- It's definitely
476
00:19:27,299 --> 00:19:29,168
not because
I couldn't find anyone else.
477
00:19:29,234 --> 00:19:30,802
It's because
I wanna work with you.
478
00:19:30,869 --> 00:19:34,473
So what do you say?
Can I rejoin the Dream Team?
479
00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:36,208
Honey, of course!
480
00:19:36,308 --> 00:19:38,577
Oh, I'm so excited
to have you on the team.
481
00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:40,855
- Yeah, and you know I'm in.
- I mean, oh, Brooke, this is
482
00:19:40,879 --> 00:19:43,182
going to be the beginning
of a beautiful partnership.
483
00:19:43,248 --> 00:19:44,750
- Okay.
- Oh, Brookie, do you think
484
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:46,652
that I should go thank Blake
for having us?
485
00:19:46,718 --> 00:19:50,355
Oh, um, yeah. I think
that's probably a good idea.
486
00:19:50,422 --> 00:19:52,491
Okay.
487
00:19:52,558 --> 00:19:54,893
Why didn't she ask me?
488
00:19:55,827 --> 00:19:56,562
Ohh.
489
00:19:56,662 --> 00:19:58,564
Well, congrats
on having a client
490
00:19:58,664 --> 00:20:00,098
that knows they're your client.
491
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,667
Yes, thank you.
492
00:20:01,733 --> 00:20:03,811
I'm officially a music manager
who works in daytime.
493
00:20:03,835 --> 00:20:07,539
Well, I'm an actor who tries
on bras for Thrillist TV, so...
494
00:20:07,606 --> 00:20:09,315
Hey, at least you're not
waiting tables,
495
00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:11,176
and you can afford
to live alone.
496
00:20:11,243 --> 00:20:12,711
Barely.
497
00:20:12,778 --> 00:20:14,746
And wouldn't it be kinda hard
to manage Chase?
498
00:20:14,846 --> 00:20:17,216
Not to be rude,
but he can't really sing.
499
00:20:17,282 --> 00:20:18,584
That is true, Brooke.
500
00:20:18,684 --> 00:20:21,086
I love him,
but he is not a good singer.
501
00:20:21,186 --> 00:20:22,521
I guess you're right.
502
00:20:22,588 --> 00:20:23,455
I've been wanting him
to come back all day,
503
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:26,391
but, like, what would
we even do with him?
504
00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:27,259
It's better he's in college
505
00:20:27,359 --> 00:20:29,728
just, you know,
being a normal kid.
506
00:20:29,795 --> 00:20:31,763
- What do you mean?
- Who's in college?
507
00:20:31,863 --> 00:20:34,933
- Um, Chase?
- Oh, right. He's not.
508
00:20:35,033 --> 00:20:37,703
He's back.
He just got here. Look. Chase!
509
00:20:37,769 --> 00:20:40,205
- Hey, guys.
- Wazzzzup!
510
00:20:40,272 --> 00:20:43,375
Chase is back. All right!
511
00:20:43,442 --> 00:20:44,943
- Wait. What?
- Why are you here?
512
00:20:45,043 --> 00:20:46,378
Oh, Chase, you gotta meet
513
00:20:46,445 --> 00:20:47,722
this piece of shit
that Cary's dating.
514
00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:49,114
No, I love you.
I love you, Jess.
515
00:20:49,214 --> 00:20:49,948
Wait, no. I mean, hold on.
516
00:20:50,048 --> 00:20:52,384
Why aren't you in school
right now?
517
00:20:52,451 --> 00:20:54,119
I miss being a singer.
518
00:20:54,219 --> 00:20:57,289
I mean, college was lit but I
decided singing is more lit.
519
00:20:57,389 --> 00:20:58,790
So I dropped out.
520
00:20:58,890 --> 00:21:01,960
Isn't that the best news ever?
521
00:21:02,060 --> 00:21:03,729
This is so insane.
522
00:21:03,795 --> 00:21:05,707
ChaseDreams is, like,
in my Urban Planning class.
523
00:21:05,731 --> 00:21:08,600
He is fully a child.
524
00:21:08,667 --> 00:21:10,335
LOL. ChaseDreams has been taking
525
00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:12,504
this Behavioral Studies
test for an hour,
526
00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:13,805
and has not written a thing.
527
00:21:13,905 --> 00:21:17,643
Holy shit. ChaseDreams is in
my Behavioral Studies class.
528
00:21:17,743 --> 00:21:18,510
I was teaching and I saw him,
529
00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:21,146
and I was like,
"What is happening?"
530
00:21:21,246 --> 00:21:25,250
Yo, I'm fucking on top
of ChaseDreams!
531
00:21:25,317 --> 00:21:27,819
- [groaning]
- Oh, my God.
532
00:21:27,919 --> 00:21:28,787
These assholes.
533
00:21:28,854 --> 00:21:30,756
You should be glad
you didn't get into NYU.
534
00:21:30,822 --> 00:21:33,825
- No, I got in, I just...
- Both: Just couldn't go.
535
00:21:33,925 --> 00:21:34,993
I don't know.
536
00:21:35,093 --> 00:21:38,330
It never even occurred to me
he'd be having a hard time.
537
00:21:38,430 --> 00:21:41,099
But then, I guess, of course?
538
00:21:41,166 --> 00:21:42,534
- Yeah.
- Hey.
539
00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:44,336
Can I sit with you guys
for a sec?
540
00:21:44,436 --> 00:21:46,471
- Oh, yeah.
- Chase, yeah, yeah.
541
00:21:46,538 --> 00:21:48,640
- Come on in.
- How are ya?
542
00:21:48,707 --> 00:21:51,109
Good. I just met Jess.
543
00:21:51,176 --> 00:21:52,787
He's really nice. Congrats
on your first boyfriend.
544
00:21:52,811 --> 00:21:54,346
Oh, thanks, buddy.
545
00:21:54,446 --> 00:21:57,482
Oh, and Streeter says
you're my manager now too?
546
00:21:57,549 --> 00:22:00,786
Oh. Um, yeah. I am.
547
00:22:00,852 --> 00:22:01,853
But he says if I have questions,
548
00:22:01,953 --> 00:22:04,098
I should still ask him first
and then ask you second.
549
00:22:04,122 --> 00:22:06,558
And then I didn't really
get this part,
550
00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:07,359
but he said I could ask
Jess third
551
00:22:07,459 --> 00:22:09,828
if I email him at loser dot com.
552
00:22:09,895 --> 00:22:11,363
Oh, my God.
553
00:22:14,466 --> 00:22:16,368
It's not bad that I quit, is it?
554
00:22:16,468 --> 00:22:19,738
Oh, my God, no. Of course not.
555
00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:23,041
I mean, I'm happy
it was lit for you,
556
00:22:23,141 --> 00:22:25,310
but I personally think college
is stupid.
557
00:22:25,377 --> 00:22:26,845
I didn't even go.
558
00:22:26,912 --> 00:22:29,147
- Yeah. No, NYU's overrated.
- Everyone says that.
559
00:22:29,214 --> 00:22:30,558
Plus, all your fans are gonna
be so happy you're back.
560
00:22:30,582 --> 00:22:33,018
Really?
561
00:22:33,085 --> 00:22:35,520
Yeah. Starting tomorrow,
I'm gonna make you
562
00:22:35,587 --> 00:22:37,923
an even more famous singer
than you already were.
563
00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:41,693
Okay. Cool. Thanks, Brooke.
564
00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:43,261
Yeah.
565
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:45,230
Well, I'll head back inside.
566
00:22:45,330 --> 00:22:46,865
- All right, yeah.
- Okay.
567
00:22:49,501 --> 00:22:52,904
How are you going to make him
a more famous singer?
568
00:22:53,004 --> 00:22:56,441
We were literally just talking
about how he can't sing.
569
00:22:56,541 --> 00:22:59,077
- I don't know.
- I guess I'll sleep on it?
570
00:22:59,177 --> 00:23:02,781
- Brookie, there you are!
- I'm off to work.
571
00:23:02,881 --> 00:23:04,092
And since it's your first day
on the team,
572
00:23:04,116 --> 00:23:05,326
I thought maybe you can come
to the show and meet everyone.
573
00:23:05,350 --> 00:23:09,287
- It's almost midnight.
- It's already midnight.
574
00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:11,089
Day is night and night
is day for me.
575
00:23:11,189 --> 00:23:13,792
I wake up at 11:00,
head to work at 12:00,
576
00:23:13,892 --> 00:23:16,061
then I have 5 1/2
hours of makeup.
577
00:23:18,363 --> 00:23:20,866
Hey! Ha ha ha ha!
578
00:23:23,869 --> 00:23:24,603
- I have a boyfriend.
- Faggot.
579
00:23:24,703 --> 00:23:27,706
O... kay.
580
00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:31,476
And that's when we found out
581
00:23:31,576 --> 00:23:32,951
- my husband had cancer.
- Oh, no.
582
00:23:33,044 --> 00:23:34,522
We all knew
we were gonna lose him.
583
00:23:34,546 --> 00:23:35,647
Of course.
584
00:23:35,747 --> 00:23:37,249
But then the cancer went away.
585
00:23:37,315 --> 00:23:38,515
Oh, good.
586
00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:40,419
But then he got
into a car accident.
587
00:23:40,485 --> 00:23:41,787
Oh, no.
588
00:23:41,887 --> 00:23:43,631
- He was fine.
- Only the bumper was damaged.
589
00:23:43,655 --> 00:23:45,223
That's good.
590
00:23:45,290 --> 00:23:47,459
But then last year,
the cancer came back.
591
00:23:47,559 --> 00:23:49,394
And he died.
592
00:23:49,461 --> 00:23:50,929
All: Aww.
593
00:23:50,996 --> 00:23:52,764
I'm so sorry to hear that,
Sheila.
594
00:23:52,831 --> 00:23:56,134
And in the future, that car
part can just lift right out.
595
00:23:56,234 --> 00:23:58,336
- I can see that.
- Okay. That's our show.
596
00:23:58,437 --> 00:24:00,305
To all of you
who have lost someone,
597
00:24:00,405 --> 00:24:01,807
I am right there with you.
598
00:24:01,907 --> 00:24:04,075
We've all made it to
a new day together,
599
00:24:04,142 --> 00:24:07,479
so as always,
let's give ourselves a...
600
00:24:07,579 --> 00:24:10,415
All: Pat on the back.
601
00:24:14,352 --> 00:24:16,788
I mean, I don't not get it.
602
00:24:16,855 --> 00:24:21,493
♪ Caught up in
the possibilities ♪
603
00:24:21,593 --> 00:24:26,097
♪ Is the answer out there
right in front of me ♪
604
00:24:26,164 --> 00:24:29,868
♪ 'Cause I'm just looking out
for something to believe ♪
605
00:24:29,968 --> 00:24:33,004
[echoing]
♪ To believe... to believe ♪
606
00:24:33,104 --> 00:24:39,104
♪ ♪
607
00:24:39,945 --> 00:24:41,880
♪ I want to be a flirt,
I'll own it ♪
608
00:24:41,980 --> 00:24:44,616
♪ Back when the days
weren't numbered ♪
609
00:24:44,683 --> 00:24:48,954
♪ ♪
610
00:24:49,020 --> 00:24:50,364
♪ Back when we needed
the password ♪
611
00:24:50,388 --> 00:24:53,892
♪ Before everything
was discovered ♪
612
00:24:53,992 --> 00:24:55,560
♪ ♪
613
00:24:55,660 --> 00:25:01,660
♪ So I don't know what,
what I'm looking for ♪
614
00:25:02,300 --> 00:25:06,905
♪ I just know that
it's something more ♪
615
00:25:07,005 --> 00:25:10,575
♪ It's always worth it
to rise above ♪
616
00:25:10,675 --> 00:25:16,548
♪ 'Cause you never know
just what you're capable of ♪
617
00:25:16,648 --> 00:25:19,084
♪ So I keep moving ♪
618
00:25:19,184 --> 00:25:24,222
♪ Looking out
for something to believe ♪
619
00:25:24,322 --> 00:25:27,225
♪ Looking out for
something to believe ♪
620
00:25:27,325 --> 00:25:30,595
♪ Looking out for something
to believe ♪45718
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