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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,141 --> 00:00:06,074 Wait, wait. 2 00:00:06,184 --> 00:00:07,984 I can't. 3 00:00:08,086 --> 00:00:10,720 - I love my wife. - And stop. 4 00:00:11,956 --> 00:00:13,390 Listen, class. 5 00:00:13,492 --> 00:00:16,426 To win awards, you must do gay sex scenes. 6 00:00:16,528 --> 00:00:18,293 But how do we know you're gay 7 00:00:18,396 --> 00:00:20,930 if there's no shame on your face? 8 00:00:21,032 --> 00:00:23,465 Oh, hey, I went in for that new Ryan Murphy thing. 9 00:00:23,568 --> 00:00:24,634 I got halfway through my audition, 10 00:00:24,736 --> 00:00:25,768 and then they cut me off. 11 00:00:25,870 --> 00:00:27,069 Why? 12 00:00:27,171 --> 00:00:28,303 They're not even considering anyone 13 00:00:28,406 --> 00:00:30,439 with under 50,000 Instagram followers. 14 00:00:30,542 --> 00:00:31,541 Eww. 15 00:00:31,643 --> 00:00:32,608 Are you going in for it? 16 00:00:32,710 --> 00:00:34,109 Yeah, on Monday. 17 00:00:34,211 --> 00:00:36,012 I had to call the casting director myself 18 00:00:36,113 --> 00:00:38,313 because my dumb-ass agent is useless. 19 00:00:38,416 --> 00:00:40,182 And let's go again. 20 00:00:40,284 --> 00:00:41,751 Oh, that's it. 21 00:00:41,853 --> 00:00:43,318 - Yeah! - Hey... 22 00:00:43,421 --> 00:00:44,754 - Oh... - I was thinking... 23 00:00:44,856 --> 00:00:46,621 We should give Chase fish oil 24 00:00:46,723 --> 00:00:48,257 to help build muscle. 25 00:00:48,359 --> 00:00:50,125 Oh, um, yeah. 26 00:00:50,227 --> 00:00:52,494 - O... okay. - But it can thin the blood, 27 00:00:52,596 --> 00:00:54,363 so we have to watch out for nosebleeds. 28 00:00:54,465 --> 00:00:56,432 Um, can we just pause the Chase talk 29 00:00:56,534 --> 00:00:58,400 until after we're finished? 30 00:00:58,502 --> 00:00:59,768 Right, right, right. 31 00:01:01,004 --> 00:01:02,971 Hey, do you think that Chase could tag me in something 32 00:01:03,074 --> 00:01:04,673 to boost my followers? 33 00:01:04,775 --> 00:01:06,208 Um... 34 00:01:06,310 --> 00:01:07,943 Hey, do you think Chase is liking 35 00:01:08,045 --> 00:01:09,644 his core-strengthening exercises? 36 00:01:09,746 --> 00:01:12,114 - Um... - And, orgasm. 37 00:01:12,216 --> 00:01:13,696 Oh, my God! 38 00:01:13,790 --> 00:01:15,584 Oh, my God. 39 00:01:15,609 --> 00:01:16,662 Oh, shit. 40 00:01:16,687 --> 00:01:18,619 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 41 00:01:18,721 --> 00:01:20,488 Well, what about "Watch What Happens"? 42 00:01:20,590 --> 00:01:21,922 Didn't you get any followers from that? 43 00:01:22,024 --> 00:01:23,491 Yeah, but I still need 10,000 more 44 00:01:23,593 --> 00:01:24,892 in the next three days 45 00:01:24,994 --> 00:01:27,249 - to even be considered for the role. - Oh, my God. 46 00:01:27,335 --> 00:01:28,796 I can't believe that's how it works now. 47 00:01:28,898 --> 00:01:30,164 What's the part? 48 00:01:30,266 --> 00:01:32,266 It's a gas station attendant who gets his ass eaten. 49 00:01:32,368 --> 00:01:33,468 It's a three-episode arc. 50 00:01:33,570 --> 00:01:35,269 Is this that Ryan Murphy miniseries 51 00:01:35,371 --> 00:01:36,704 about the woman who sues McDonalds? 52 00:01:36,806 --> 00:01:38,672 Yeah, "American Crime Story: Hot Coffee." 53 00:01:38,774 --> 00:01:40,408 It would be huge for me. 54 00:01:40,510 --> 00:01:41,942 Can you just take one more picture of me 55 00:01:42,044 --> 00:01:43,511 and post it on Chase's Instagram, please? 56 00:01:43,613 --> 00:01:44,778 Oh, my God, fine. 57 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:46,413 But this is the last one, okay? 58 00:01:46,515 --> 00:01:47,981 All of his posts today have been you. 59 00:01:48,083 --> 00:01:49,316 Eww, don't smile. 60 00:01:50,452 --> 00:01:52,419 Oh, God, we gotta go. 61 00:01:52,521 --> 00:01:53,953 Why are we running? 62 00:01:54,055 --> 00:01:55,955 I've gotta change Chase's phone number again, 63 00:01:56,057 --> 00:01:57,491 get a bunch of his crotches dropped, 64 00:01:57,593 --> 00:01:59,493 and mail his passport application by 2:00. 65 00:01:59,595 --> 00:02:01,027 - Where is he going? - He's going to Ottawa 66 00:02:01,130 --> 00:02:02,929 for some fan meet-up, wherever that is. 67 00:02:03,031 --> 00:02:05,098 - It's the capitol of Canada. - My God. 68 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:06,733 Who cares, bitch? 69 00:02:06,835 --> 00:02:08,535 I'm sorry, I'm just... 70 00:02:08,637 --> 00:02:10,003 I'm so overworked. 71 00:02:10,105 --> 00:02:12,105 Mom is MIA doing God knows what. 72 00:02:12,207 --> 00:02:14,073 All I ever do is think about Chase. 73 00:02:14,176 --> 00:02:15,175 Like, what about me? 74 00:02:15,277 --> 00:02:16,643 I need some goddamn romance. 75 00:02:16,745 --> 00:02:18,511 I was sleeping with his trainer the other day, 76 00:02:18,613 --> 00:02:20,713 and he would not shut up about him. 77 00:02:22,617 --> 00:02:25,118 Well, why don't you start by dating someone 78 00:02:25,219 --> 00:02:27,386 - not on Chase's team? - I know. 79 00:02:27,488 --> 00:02:29,588 I need to date somebody not in the industry. 80 00:02:29,691 --> 00:02:32,158 Just some normal, boring guy like... 81 00:02:32,260 --> 00:02:35,028 you know, like this guy, but hot. 82 00:02:35,130 --> 00:02:36,595 I am so sorry. 83 00:02:37,799 --> 00:02:39,331 Hey, um, sorry to bug you, 84 00:02:39,433 --> 00:02:41,534 but are you in that ChaseDreams video? 85 00:02:41,636 --> 00:02:42,902 Yes. 86 00:02:43,004 --> 00:02:44,236 I saw you on "Watch What Happens"! 87 00:02:44,338 --> 00:02:46,372 I love bartending for Andy. 88 00:02:46,474 --> 00:02:48,240 Oh. Yeah, hi, I'm Cary. 89 00:02:48,342 --> 00:02:50,108 - I'm an actor. - Hey, I'm Cameron. 90 00:02:50,210 --> 00:02:52,978 Look, this is kind of crazy, but I'm having a party later, 91 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:55,147 and my friends would freak if you came. 92 00:02:55,248 --> 00:02:56,614 DM me for deets. 93 00:02:56,717 --> 00:02:59,551 - I'm @TheCameronColby on Insta. - Great. 94 00:02:59,653 --> 00:03:01,019 - Hi. - Hi. 95 00:03:02,656 --> 00:03:04,589 - Okay, well, you're going. - What? 96 00:03:04,692 --> 00:03:06,457 Why would I go to a stranger's party? 97 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:08,760 Because he's one of those Insta gays, 98 00:03:08,862 --> 00:03:10,195 you know, that, like, runs around 99 00:03:10,297 --> 00:03:12,197 with no shirt on, posting song lyrics 100 00:03:12,299 --> 00:03:14,232 that have nothing to do with the pic he's put up. 101 00:03:14,334 --> 00:03:16,434 Again, why would I go to a stranger's party? 102 00:03:16,536 --> 00:03:18,136 So he can tag you. 103 00:03:18,238 --> 00:03:19,637 He's got 1 million followers. 104 00:03:19,740 --> 00:03:22,240 - I'm going to a stranger's party. - Mm-hmm. 105 00:03:22,342 --> 00:03:24,442 ♪ You know you can crash at my place ♪ 106 00:03:24,544 --> 00:03:26,944 ♪ Know you wanna stay ♪ 107 00:03:27,046 --> 00:03:28,112 ♪ Gonna sleep over me ♪ 108 00:03:28,214 --> 00:03:29,246 ♪ It's a fantasy ♪ 109 00:03:29,348 --> 00:03:31,441 ♪ Gonna sleep over me It's a fantasy ♪ 110 00:03:31,535 --> 00:03:34,320 ♪ You know you can crash at my place ♪ 111 00:03:34,382 --> 00:03:36,499 ♪ Know you wanna stay ♪ 112 00:03:36,601 --> 00:03:38,388 ♪ Come and sleep over me It's a fantasy ♪ 113 00:03:38,482 --> 00:03:39,682 - Chest exposed. - Chest exposed. 114 00:03:39,792 --> 00:03:41,744 - I like it. - Yeah, it's... 115 00:03:41,838 --> 00:03:44,057 - Dude, that's so random. - Hey! 116 00:03:44,111 --> 00:03:45,322 Oh, my God. 117 00:03:45,393 --> 00:03:47,564 Oh, my gosh! You came! 118 00:03:47,666 --> 00:03:48,632 You guys, look. 119 00:03:48,735 --> 00:03:50,208 This is ChaseDreams's brother. 120 00:03:50,271 --> 00:03:51,462 - Oh, wow. - Oh, my gosh. 121 00:03:51,521 --> 00:03:52,395 Hi. 122 00:03:52,443 --> 00:03:53,763 Cary, this is Colby Dallas, 123 00:03:53,873 --> 00:03:56,273 Dallas Drake, and Drake Cameron. 124 00:03:56,375 --> 00:03:58,608 Hi. Uh, did I ruin the photo? 125 00:03:58,710 --> 00:03:59,843 Should we... should we take another one, or... 126 00:03:59,945 --> 00:04:01,177 No, it's okay. 127 00:04:01,279 --> 00:04:02,812 We got a good one right before you came. 128 00:04:02,914 --> 00:04:04,513 Great, great. 129 00:04:04,616 --> 00:04:07,617 Well I will just, um, hang out with you guys. 130 00:04:07,719 --> 00:04:08,985 - Sweet! - Perf. 131 00:04:09,087 --> 00:04:10,186 - Yeah. - Cool! 132 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:16,226 So tell me about your job. 133 00:04:16,327 --> 00:04:17,460 Uh, you know, 134 00:04:17,562 --> 00:04:19,428 I've been so work-obsessed lately. 135 00:04:19,530 --> 00:04:21,464 Why don't we talk about your job, Tad? 136 00:04:21,566 --> 00:04:22,932 I work for a window manufacturer. 137 00:04:23,034 --> 00:04:25,601 - Oh, so you make windows. - No, I wish. 138 00:04:25,703 --> 00:04:27,436 Companies send us measurements, 139 00:04:27,538 --> 00:04:29,572 and we work with the factories that make the windows, 140 00:04:29,674 --> 00:04:32,808 and we handle delivering the windows to the sites. 141 00:04:35,412 --> 00:04:37,412 Oh, um, okay. Let's see. 142 00:04:37,514 --> 00:04:41,116 What's a good follow-up question to that? 143 00:04:44,255 --> 00:04:45,387 Uh, yeah, yeah. 144 00:04:45,489 --> 00:04:47,022 I guess I like breakfast. 145 00:04:47,124 --> 00:04:48,456 - Yeah... thank you! - Me too. 146 00:04:48,558 --> 00:04:49,892 - That's what we're saying. - I don't. 147 00:04:49,994 --> 00:04:52,127 - Oh, my God. - So what do you guys do? 148 00:04:52,229 --> 00:04:54,997 We're influencers. You know, creators. 149 00:04:56,433 --> 00:04:58,267 Yeah, but... but, like, what do you do? 150 00:04:58,368 --> 00:05:00,468 - Uh, like, I'm an actor. - Oh. 151 00:05:00,570 --> 00:05:02,136 I do inspiration. 152 00:05:02,238 --> 00:05:03,938 Colby's more, like, lifestyle... 153 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:05,572 - Yeah. - I'm religious, kinda. 154 00:05:05,675 --> 00:05:07,809 And I used to be fat, but now I have two nieces. 155 00:05:08,912 --> 00:05:10,544 Cool, cool. 156 00:05:10,646 --> 00:05:11,913 Well, should we take a photo 157 00:05:12,015 --> 00:05:13,881 to commemorate this moment, or... 158 00:05:15,451 --> 00:05:17,401 You're so funny. 159 00:05:17,472 --> 00:05:20,021 A photo would actually be hilarious, 160 00:05:20,123 --> 00:05:21,856 but we just posted a few hours ago. 161 00:05:21,958 --> 00:05:23,745 And we won't post again until 1:00 a.m. East Coast time 162 00:05:23,839 --> 00:05:25,226 so we can get the West Coast likes 163 00:05:25,328 --> 00:05:27,161 when people are scrolling themselves to sleep. 164 00:05:27,263 --> 00:05:29,630 But... well, that's in, like, four hours. 165 00:05:29,732 --> 00:05:31,866 Won't... won't we all be in our beds by then, or... 166 00:05:33,936 --> 00:05:36,036 He's killing me! 167 00:05:36,138 --> 00:05:38,198 But glass actually starts out... 168 00:05:38,276 --> 00:05:39,773 as sand. 169 00:05:39,875 --> 00:05:41,542 Well, that certainly has nothing to do 170 00:05:41,644 --> 00:05:44,244 with my work, which is what I wanted. 171 00:05:44,347 --> 00:05:46,513 Oh, here's another thing that's boring: 172 00:05:46,615 --> 00:05:49,416 Ottawa is the capitol of Canada. 173 00:05:49,518 --> 00:05:50,884 I actually have a list 174 00:05:50,986 --> 00:05:52,421 of Canadian cities that I want to visit. 175 00:05:52,499 --> 00:05:54,319 You know what, Tad? Let's just go back to your place. 176 00:05:54,421 --> 00:05:56,523 Oh, did you not want to... stay and keep talking? 177 00:05:56,625 --> 00:05:58,058 Absolutely not. 178 00:05:58,132 --> 00:05:59,136 Yeah, I mean, it's crazy. 179 00:05:59,161 --> 00:06:00,461 I hated social media, 180 00:06:00,563 --> 00:06:03,230 but then I started doing it, and now I don't. 181 00:06:03,332 --> 00:06:05,732 You know? 182 00:06:05,834 --> 00:06:07,633 Yes, yeah, yeah. 183 00:06:07,736 --> 00:06:09,135 Mm-hmm. Sorry. 184 00:06:09,238 --> 00:06:10,237 I'll be right back. 185 00:06:10,339 --> 00:06:12,005 Okay. 186 00:06:29,892 --> 00:06:32,259 Hold on one second. 187 00:06:33,929 --> 00:06:35,628 Perfect. 188 00:06:38,933 --> 00:06:40,462 Um... God. 189 00:06:40,548 --> 00:06:43,437 Uh, this song is everywhere. 190 00:06:43,462 --> 00:06:45,316 Um, do you mind if we just listen 191 00:06:45,341 --> 00:06:46,374 to something else? 192 00:06:46,399 --> 00:06:48,040 ChaseDreams, he's... 193 00:06:48,142 --> 00:06:49,442 he's, weirdly, my brother. 194 00:06:49,544 --> 00:06:50,910 I know. 195 00:06:51,012 --> 00:06:52,945 That's why I swiped right. 196 00:06:53,882 --> 00:06:55,347 - Eww, what? - Look. 197 00:06:55,450 --> 00:06:56,982 I know you said you don't want to talk about work, 198 00:06:57,084 --> 00:06:59,919 but since you brought it up, what is Chase like? 199 00:07:00,021 --> 00:07:01,253 I'm a huge fan. 200 00:07:01,355 --> 00:07:02,488 ♪ Take a shower ♪ 201 00:07:02,590 --> 00:07:03,756 What is the problem? 202 00:07:03,858 --> 00:07:05,625 You love him, I love him. 203 00:07:05,727 --> 00:07:06,992 - He's an artist. - Eww. 204 00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:09,562 - He's a singer. - Look, here, here. 205 00:07:09,664 --> 00:07:11,596 I want to a play a song inspired by Chase. 206 00:07:11,698 --> 00:07:13,832 - No, I mean... - ♪ Chasing rainbows ♪ 207 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:15,133 ♪ Chasing dreams ♪ 208 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:21,473 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 209 00:07:21,575 --> 00:07:22,941 Here we go. All right. 210 00:07:23,043 --> 00:07:24,175 - All right, yeah. - Kind of just... 211 00:07:30,651 --> 00:07:32,551 Okay, yeah. Um, and Dallas, just lean out 212 00:07:32,653 --> 00:07:34,519 'cause you're kind of blocking me. 213 00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:35,787 Yeah, that's better. 214 00:07:37,090 --> 00:07:38,723 - Nailed it. - We got it! 215 00:07:38,826 --> 00:07:41,359 - Great, good. - Cary, hi. 216 00:07:41,462 --> 00:07:42,961 We're just gonna put on glasses 217 00:07:43,063 --> 00:07:44,862 and get in the pool like a bunch of idiots. 218 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:46,764 Gosh, I actually have to go. 219 00:07:46,866 --> 00:07:49,334 I have, uh, work early, and it's getting really late. 220 00:07:49,436 --> 00:07:50,701 Oh, are you shooting something? 221 00:07:50,803 --> 00:07:52,703 Yes, it's a very big movie. 222 00:07:52,805 --> 00:07:55,039 Um, but it was very nice to meet you guys. 223 00:07:55,141 --> 00:07:56,407 Bye. 224 00:07:56,509 --> 00:07:58,176 He's so funny. 225 00:08:00,546 --> 00:08:02,778 All right, let's see that pic. 226 00:08:03,549 --> 00:08:05,184 No! 227 00:08:05,450 --> 00:08:07,473 Well, you know, it's romantic to be serenaded. 228 00:08:07,552 --> 00:08:10,312 It was not romantic, and it was not a break 229 00:08:10,383 --> 00:08:12,140 - from thinking about Chase. - Right. 230 00:08:12,242 --> 00:08:13,842 But I have this date tonight 231 00:08:13,944 --> 00:08:15,243 with this guy from "Rolling Stone," 232 00:08:15,346 --> 00:08:17,011 so he's not, like, on Chase's team, 233 00:08:17,113 --> 00:08:19,514 but he's in the industry enough not to be a superfan. 234 00:08:19,616 --> 00:08:22,551 - Also, he's British, so... - Accent. 235 00:08:22,653 --> 00:08:25,019 - Uncut. - Ugh, look at this. 236 00:08:25,121 --> 00:08:27,355 Oh, is this the picture they posted? 237 00:08:27,457 --> 00:08:29,957 - Wait, where are you? - Standing out of frame. 238 00:08:30,059 --> 00:08:31,943 Oh. I'm sorry, Care. 239 00:08:32,021 --> 00:08:33,394 I know. Now I gotta find another way 240 00:08:33,496 --> 00:08:36,138 to get 10,000 followers in two days. 241 00:08:36,208 --> 00:08:38,339 Oh, why don't you adopt one of those ugly dogs? 242 00:08:38,434 --> 00:08:39,865 You know, the ones that look dead but aren't. 243 00:08:39,926 --> 00:08:40,948 I tried. 244 00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:42,666 The shelter said those are now the first to go. 245 00:08:42,729 --> 00:08:43,748 - Oh. - I know. 246 00:08:43,773 --> 00:08:44,782 All right, I gotta go to work. 247 00:08:44,807 --> 00:08:45,973 - Bye. - Bye. 248 00:08:51,046 --> 00:08:52,212 Oh, hey, my friend Reese 249 00:08:52,314 --> 00:08:53,547 went in for that Ryan Murphy thing, 250 00:08:53,649 --> 00:08:55,416 and they asked him about followers too. 251 00:08:55,518 --> 00:08:57,385 You'd love Reese. 252 00:08:57,487 --> 00:08:59,587 Or, no, you'd hate him. 253 00:08:59,689 --> 00:09:02,655 Reese is the one that got in the fist-fight with my mom. 254 00:09:02,758 --> 00:09:05,304 Oh, shit. 255 00:09:05,398 --> 00:09:06,459 Holy smokes! 256 00:09:06,561 --> 00:09:08,795 It's Cameron, Colby, and the Instagays! 257 00:09:08,898 --> 00:09:10,430 What? How do you know them? 258 00:09:10,532 --> 00:09:12,299 Cary, hi! 259 00:09:12,401 --> 00:09:13,733 Hi, guys. What's up? 260 00:09:13,835 --> 00:09:15,102 Oh, we were just taking a photo 261 00:09:15,204 --> 00:09:16,303 in front of a school that burned down. 262 00:09:16,405 --> 00:09:18,071 I think we're gonna caption it, 263 00:09:18,173 --> 00:09:20,440 - "You make me want to la-la." - Yeah. 264 00:09:20,542 --> 00:09:21,942 Um, how's the movie shoot going? 265 00:09:22,044 --> 00:09:23,343 Good, good. 266 00:09:23,445 --> 00:09:24,744 You know, getting all the shots. 267 00:09:24,846 --> 00:09:26,579 Are you playing a waiter? 268 00:09:26,681 --> 00:09:28,148 Yes. Yes, I am. 269 00:09:28,250 --> 00:09:31,285 Uh, I am playing the waiter, actually. 270 00:09:31,387 --> 00:09:32,819 The movie's called "The Waiter." 271 00:09:34,356 --> 00:09:37,156 - We were just talking about you. - Oh. 272 00:09:37,258 --> 00:09:38,958 Do you want to come to church tonight? 273 00:09:39,060 --> 00:09:40,893 - As in... - Church. 274 00:09:40,995 --> 00:09:42,228 8:00. Wanna come? 275 00:09:42,330 --> 00:09:43,695 Uh, s... sure. 276 00:09:43,798 --> 00:09:45,898 - I will go to church. - Yay! 277 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,267 Yeah, maybe after, we can try again 278 00:09:48,369 --> 00:09:50,169 for those West Coast sleep-scrollers. 279 00:09:51,872 --> 00:09:53,906 Cary, you're literally Amy Schumer. 280 00:09:54,008 --> 00:09:55,241 See you tonight. 281 00:09:55,343 --> 00:09:56,775 Bye. 282 00:09:56,877 --> 00:09:59,611 Sorry, um, what do you guys wear to church? 283 00:10:00,949 --> 00:10:02,915 Yeah, I've been there four years. 284 00:10:03,017 --> 00:10:04,683 Oh, my God, that is so cool. 285 00:10:04,785 --> 00:10:06,819 I read "Rolling Stone" all through high school. 286 00:10:06,921 --> 00:10:08,487 - Did you? - Well, no, 287 00:10:08,589 --> 00:10:10,288 but I did masturbate to the one 288 00:10:10,390 --> 00:10:11,924 with Justin Timberlake on the cover 289 00:10:12,025 --> 00:10:13,959 for, like, all of 2003. 290 00:10:14,061 --> 00:10:16,161 Oh, the one where he's wearing the turquoise necklace. 291 00:10:16,263 --> 00:10:17,438 Yeah. 292 00:10:17,516 --> 00:10:19,419 I had to Sharpie it out so I could cum. 293 00:10:21,492 --> 00:10:23,859 - It is dumb to say this is fun? - No. 294 00:10:23,961 --> 00:10:25,460 I'm having fun too. 295 00:10:25,563 --> 00:10:26,862 I just have to use the restroom. 296 00:10:26,964 --> 00:10:28,230 - Okay. - And I may or may not 297 00:10:28,332 --> 00:10:30,065 stalk your social media while I'm away. 298 00:10:30,167 --> 00:10:32,100 Oh, I'm about to go deep. 299 00:10:35,740 --> 00:10:37,439 Okay. 300 00:10:37,542 --> 00:10:39,775 Let's see that body. 301 00:10:41,946 --> 00:10:44,379 Wait, where's the body? 302 00:10:56,160 --> 00:10:58,093 What? 303 00:10:59,752 --> 00:11:02,020 "Hate myself"? 304 00:11:02,123 --> 00:11:03,912 Okay. 305 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:05,867 "Tell him stop"? 306 00:11:05,969 --> 00:11:07,436 Uh, excuse me? 307 00:11:07,538 --> 00:11:09,459 I need another drink, and make it a triple. 308 00:11:09,537 --> 00:11:10,405 You were drinking wine. 309 00:11:10,507 --> 00:11:12,207 Yeah, I want a bottle of wine. 310 00:11:23,352 --> 00:11:24,485 Cary! 311 00:11:24,588 --> 00:11:26,420 - Cary, what's up? - Hi, hey. 312 00:11:26,522 --> 00:11:28,756 Is this... is this not a church service? 313 00:11:28,858 --> 00:11:30,892 Christ, no. It's a photoshoot. 314 00:11:30,994 --> 00:11:32,426 Oh! Perfect, good. 315 00:11:32,528 --> 00:11:33,828 - Yes. - Okay, do you want to wear 316 00:11:33,930 --> 00:11:35,863 a red Speedo or hold your balls? 317 00:11:35,966 --> 00:11:37,632 I guess, since we're in a church, 318 00:11:37,734 --> 00:11:39,467 - uh, red Speedo? - Cool. 319 00:11:39,569 --> 00:11:42,070 - Colby can hold his balls. - Mm-hmm. 320 00:11:47,677 --> 00:11:49,777 - Hello? - Oh, hi. 321 00:11:49,879 --> 00:11:52,079 - It's Dallas. - Hey, what's wrong? 322 00:11:52,181 --> 00:11:53,647 Sometimes I hate taking photos 323 00:11:53,749 --> 00:11:54,948 with the other guys. 324 00:11:55,050 --> 00:11:57,451 - I'm so ugly next to them. - What? 325 00:11:57,553 --> 00:11:59,620 You're like, so hot it sucks. 326 00:11:59,722 --> 00:12:01,563 If this partition wasn't here, I'd slap you. 327 00:12:01,618 --> 00:12:03,757 Thanks, Cary. 328 00:12:03,859 --> 00:12:05,593 - You're so funny. - Okay, everyone! 329 00:12:05,694 --> 00:12:07,394 Get in position! 330 00:12:07,497 --> 00:12:10,030 I call dead center! 331 00:12:10,133 --> 00:12:11,965 Hey. How was stalking me? 332 00:12:12,067 --> 00:12:13,767 - Find anything good? - Not really. 333 00:12:13,869 --> 00:12:15,436 Do you just, like... 334 00:12:15,538 --> 00:12:18,172 - Never go to the beach? - Is everything okay? 335 00:12:18,274 --> 00:12:20,241 Your vibe feels harder. 336 00:12:20,343 --> 00:12:21,875 Actually, I was thinking 337 00:12:21,977 --> 00:12:23,977 we could play a sexy little game. 338 00:12:24,079 --> 00:12:27,547 It's called, "What Musician Do You Hate?" 339 00:12:27,650 --> 00:12:29,315 Not sure how that's sexy, but... 340 00:12:29,417 --> 00:12:31,414 I guess Maroon 5 kind of sucks. 341 00:12:31,508 --> 00:12:33,486 No, like, who would you love to meet 342 00:12:33,588 --> 00:12:35,355 so that you can tell them "stop"? 343 00:12:35,457 --> 00:12:37,724 Um, Susan Boyle. 344 00:12:39,227 --> 00:12:40,560 You're so funny. 345 00:12:40,663 --> 00:12:42,228 You love to say mean little things, 346 00:12:42,330 --> 00:12:44,097 and you get away with it because you have 347 00:12:44,199 --> 00:12:46,332 a hot accent and an uncut dick. 348 00:12:46,434 --> 00:12:47,534 Actually, I'm cut. 349 00:12:47,636 --> 00:12:49,102 I... I'm sorry, I take it back. 350 00:12:49,204 --> 00:12:50,837 Maroon 5 doesn't suck? 351 00:12:50,939 --> 00:12:52,539 No, of course they suck. That's their whole point. 352 00:12:52,641 --> 00:12:54,941 I'm talking about my little brother, ChaseDreams. 353 00:12:55,044 --> 00:12:57,410 - Is everything okay here? - No. This man is cut, 354 00:12:57,512 --> 00:12:59,344 and he likes to hurt little boys. 355 00:13:00,148 --> 00:13:02,148 Okay, we got the timer on. 356 00:13:02,249 --> 00:13:03,482 And here we go. 357 00:13:04,686 --> 00:13:06,986 Ugh, you looking at my weird shoulder hair? 358 00:13:07,088 --> 00:13:08,888 I know, I'm like an ugly werewolf 359 00:13:08,990 --> 00:13:10,156 - next to these guys. - What? 360 00:13:10,257 --> 00:13:12,058 I would sacrifice years of my life 361 00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:13,492 for just one of your shoulders. 362 00:13:13,594 --> 00:13:15,594 Thanks, Cary. You're so funny. 363 00:13:16,764 --> 00:13:18,164 Um, that's a good idea. 364 00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:19,832 - Let's do, like, a funny one. - Oh, yeah. 365 00:13:19,934 --> 00:13:21,145 - Okay, good, yeah. - Okay, and... 366 00:13:21,248 --> 00:13:22,949 Good. 367 00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:25,470 Three, two, one... 368 00:13:27,541 --> 00:13:29,075 Wait, how did you guys pose? 369 00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:30,232 Do you need me to call the police? 370 00:13:30,286 --> 00:13:31,943 - What did this man do? - Yes! 371 00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:33,178 He posted mean jokes about my brother 372 00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:34,579 online six months ago. 373 00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:36,214 I can't call the police for that. 374 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:37,481 And then he screen-shotted those jokes 375 00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:39,784 - and posted them again. - I'll call the police. 376 00:13:39,886 --> 00:13:41,786 Oh! Well, well, well. 377 00:13:41,888 --> 00:13:43,788 Look who it is, Paul. 378 00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:46,024 - ChaseDreams. - Brooke? 379 00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:47,425 Oh, my God, what's happening? 380 00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:48,526 Exactly what you wanted. 381 00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:50,021 - Hello? - You're meeting ChaseDreams. 382 00:13:50,092 --> 00:13:51,153 Tell him "stop." 383 00:13:51,178 --> 00:13:52,330 What? How do I make it stop? 384 00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:53,564 Buddy, are you okay? 385 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:54,766 Your face looks bad. 386 00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:56,034 Oh, so his face looks bad 387 00:13:56,136 --> 00:13:58,103 and his voice is bad? 388 00:13:58,205 --> 00:13:59,904 You've got a lot of nerve tonight, buddy. 389 00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:01,606 - Brooke, where are you? - I'm sorry for what I posted. 390 00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:02,941 He's a good singer. 391 00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:04,375 He's not a singer. He's an artist. 392 00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:05,643 But his face is covered in blood. 393 00:14:05,745 --> 00:14:07,111 What? 394 00:14:07,213 --> 00:14:09,480 Oh, my God, Chase. The fish oil... okay, um... 395 00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:11,349 - I need help. - I'm coming right home. 396 00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:13,284 Just tilt your head back, okay? 397 00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:17,121 I hope you learned your lesson. 398 00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:20,190 I think my caption's gonna be how Christmas 399 00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:24,395 is a time for all people to be thankful and to give back. 400 00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:26,464 Mine's either "Lucy in the sky with diamonds" 401 00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:27,931 or something more about Christmas. 402 00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:30,033 Mine's gonna be #ChristmasGoals. 403 00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:31,669 Aww, I love that. 404 00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:33,203 So funny you guys are doing Christmas captions 405 00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:34,705 this far from Christmas. 406 00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:36,707 Well, we're not gonna post them now. 407 00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:38,809 We're gonna post them on Christmas. 408 00:14:38,911 --> 00:14:40,343 What? 409 00:14:40,445 --> 00:14:41,979 We look way too fat after Thanksgiving, 410 00:14:42,081 --> 00:14:43,914 so we take the Christmas pics ahead of time. 411 00:14:44,016 --> 00:14:46,150 How are these Christmas pics? 412 00:14:46,252 --> 00:14:47,785 Church plus red Speedos. 413 00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:49,820 God damn it. 414 00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:52,960 He's so funny. 415 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,038 So I think the takeaway is that I need to date guys 416 00:14:55,109 --> 00:14:57,960 who literally have no idea who Chase is. 417 00:14:58,046 --> 00:15:00,460 I think the takeaway is "no more fish oil." 418 00:15:00,538 --> 00:15:01,796 Yeah, we are off of that. 419 00:15:01,882 --> 00:15:03,884 Oh, hey, did you get all the followers you needed? 420 00:15:03,983 --> 00:15:07,253 No! I even tried making an ASMR video. 421 00:15:07,324 --> 00:15:08,879 One of those whisper videos? 422 00:15:08,981 --> 00:15:10,714 Ain't right, ain't natural. 423 00:15:10,816 --> 00:15:13,217 Yeah, I actually lost followers on that video, 424 00:15:13,319 --> 00:15:16,353 so now I need 10,073 by tomorrow. 425 00:15:16,455 --> 00:15:17,487 Wait. 426 00:15:17,589 --> 00:15:18,923 Who's this skank? 427 00:15:22,428 --> 00:15:24,061 Oh, my God, it's Colby. 428 00:15:24,163 --> 00:15:25,595 "Wanna come hike with us, bitch? 429 00:15:25,697 --> 00:15:27,831 We got an extra animal onesie." 430 00:15:27,934 --> 00:15:29,366 - Eww. - Hiking in onesies? 431 00:15:29,468 --> 00:15:30,600 Do you know how many photos they're gonna take? 432 00:15:30,702 --> 00:15:31,969 Okay, I gotta go. 433 00:15:32,071 --> 00:15:33,370 I think I should do something to my hair, 434 00:15:33,472 --> 00:15:34,471 'cause their hair is always so cool. 435 00:15:34,573 --> 00:15:35,639 I'm just gonna... 436 00:15:35,741 --> 00:15:38,574 Are you becoming an Instagay? 437 00:15:38,676 --> 00:15:39,842 What? No. No. 438 00:15:39,945 --> 00:15:40,843 I just want to book this miniseries. 439 00:15:40,946 --> 00:15:42,011 Okay, bye. 440 00:15:42,113 --> 00:15:44,613 Good luck on all your dates today. 441 00:15:44,715 --> 00:15:46,482 Bye. 442 00:15:48,519 --> 00:15:50,586 So you've never heard of ChaseDreams 443 00:15:50,688 --> 00:15:52,221 - or his music? - Nah. 444 00:15:52,324 --> 00:15:54,590 - I don't know who that is. - Perfect. 445 00:15:54,692 --> 00:15:56,926 Only music I listen to is Phish. 446 00:15:57,028 --> 00:15:59,728 Seen 'em live 712 times. 447 00:16:01,532 --> 00:16:03,099 And then, like, the whole Uber 448 00:16:03,201 --> 00:16:04,600 reeked of taco salad. 449 00:16:04,702 --> 00:16:06,369 I'm like, "I have to give this guy five stars. 450 00:16:06,471 --> 00:16:07,870 I feel so bad." 451 00:16:07,973 --> 00:16:09,605 Great story, five stars. 452 00:16:09,707 --> 00:16:11,940 But, guys, uh, right here is very picturesque. 453 00:16:12,042 --> 00:16:13,408 Could we take a picture here, maybe? 454 00:16:13,510 --> 00:16:15,277 Cary, you're seriously cracking me up. 455 00:16:17,481 --> 00:16:19,681 No, I haven't heard of ChaseDreams or Phish. 456 00:16:19,783 --> 00:16:21,883 - I... I don't like music. - Hot. 457 00:16:21,986 --> 00:16:23,918 - What do you like? - Books. 458 00:16:24,021 --> 00:16:25,753 Books, I love. 459 00:16:25,856 --> 00:16:28,656 I love reading books, talking about books. 460 00:16:28,758 --> 00:16:30,258 But then I was like, instead of just telling her 461 00:16:30,361 --> 00:16:31,759 the truth, I'll just let her have it. 462 00:16:31,862 --> 00:16:33,150 Like, it doesn't hurt me. You know what I mean? 463 00:16:33,221 --> 00:16:34,696 Hey, guys, what about this? 464 00:16:34,798 --> 00:16:36,564 What about this? 465 00:16:36,666 --> 00:16:38,566 What a funny image, right? 466 00:16:38,668 --> 00:16:40,035 Imagine scrolling past this. 467 00:16:40,137 --> 00:16:42,971 - Me as a hot cow. - Oh, my God, a baby bird! 468 00:16:43,073 --> 00:16:44,094 What? 469 00:16:44,148 --> 00:16:46,107 - Out here? - Oh, my God! 470 00:16:46,209 --> 00:16:48,275 Aww! 471 00:16:48,362 --> 00:16:49,641 So nice to meet you. 472 00:16:49,703 --> 00:16:52,871 Congrats again on getting rescued from that basement! 473 00:16:55,718 --> 00:16:56,583 You okay? 474 00:16:56,685 --> 00:16:58,219 Can I get you anything? 475 00:16:58,321 --> 00:17:01,889 Yeah, you can knock me out and wake me when I'm dead. 476 00:17:01,991 --> 00:17:04,225 - Horse troubles? - What? 477 00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:05,893 No, didn't you just see 478 00:17:05,995 --> 00:17:07,294 all those awful dates I was on? 479 00:17:07,397 --> 00:17:08,629 Yeah. 480 00:17:08,731 --> 00:17:10,998 - Not a winner in the bunch. - No. 481 00:17:11,100 --> 00:17:14,035 I... I just started dating because I was so consumed 482 00:17:14,137 --> 00:17:16,504 with work, and then it just ended up being more work. 483 00:17:16,605 --> 00:17:18,506 - You know what my sister did? - I don't. 484 00:17:18,607 --> 00:17:21,607 My sister was so fed up with the dating scene 485 00:17:21,709 --> 00:17:24,144 that she posted an ad saying that she would be 486 00:17:24,246 --> 00:17:26,812 wearing a red dress standing in Madison Square Park 487 00:17:26,915 --> 00:17:29,715 holding a single red rose, 488 00:17:29,817 --> 00:17:31,684 and she invited any handsome bachelor 489 00:17:31,786 --> 00:17:34,454 to come by, sweep her off her feet. 490 00:17:34,556 --> 00:17:37,123 She's now been married eight years. 491 00:17:38,093 --> 00:17:39,926 Nuh-uh. 492 00:17:40,028 --> 00:17:41,127 That is so dumb. 493 00:17:41,229 --> 00:17:43,296 I would never do that in a million... 494 00:17:48,736 --> 00:17:50,670 Oh, my God, yes. 495 00:17:50,772 --> 00:17:52,472 Okay. Beautiful, right? 496 00:17:52,574 --> 00:17:54,128 Yep, so let's take a picture. 497 00:17:54,153 --> 00:17:55,084 Huh? 498 00:17:55,109 --> 00:17:56,627 I said let's take a picture right here 499 00:17:56,704 --> 00:17:58,671 with this beautiful... lake. 500 00:17:58,717 --> 00:18:00,717 Oh, we're just here for the nature. 501 00:18:00,781 --> 00:18:02,881 It's No-Post Sunday. 502 00:18:02,983 --> 00:18:05,150 "No-Post Sunday"? 503 00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:07,619 Then why the hell am I hanging out with you? 504 00:18:07,721 --> 00:18:10,389 - Excuse me? - Cameron, what's happening? 505 00:18:10,491 --> 00:18:12,291 Cary's not being funny. 506 00:18:17,731 --> 00:18:20,799 ♪ If ever ♪ 507 00:18:20,901 --> 00:18:23,702 ♪ Love was real ♪ 508 00:18:23,804 --> 00:18:26,305 Are you... Brooke? 509 00:18:26,407 --> 00:18:28,039 Wow. 510 00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:30,976 You're gorgeous. 511 00:18:31,078 --> 00:18:32,978 So are you. 512 00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:34,843 I can't believe it. 513 00:18:34,913 --> 00:18:37,215 I mean, you knew nothing about me, 514 00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:40,018 and you saw an ad on Craigslist and... 515 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:42,687 and decided to take a chance on a stranger 516 00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:44,388 in Madison Square Park. 517 00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:46,891 That's... 518 00:18:46,994 --> 00:18:48,593 pathetic. 519 00:18:48,695 --> 00:18:51,096 You're a loser. I'm a loser. 520 00:18:51,197 --> 00:18:52,497 I'm sorry. 521 00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:53,999 I have to leave. 522 00:18:57,037 --> 00:18:58,770 I'm a loser? 523 00:18:58,872 --> 00:19:00,105 If we're not taking pictures, 524 00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:02,007 what's with these stupid onesies? 525 00:19:02,109 --> 00:19:03,374 They're comfy. 526 00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:04,875 Not everything we do is to get a picture. 527 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,877 Cary, were you just, like, using us 528 00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:08,746 to leech off our followers? 529 00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:09,947 Cary, we thought you liked us 530 00:19:10,049 --> 00:19:11,782 for who we are, not our work. 531 00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:13,717 You call what you do "work"? 532 00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:16,320 All you do is get naked and post pictures 533 00:19:16,422 --> 00:19:17,921 and have sex with each other! 534 00:19:18,024 --> 00:19:19,390 We don't have sex with each other. 535 00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,192 What? Why don't you? 536 00:19:21,294 --> 00:19:23,427 - We're virgins. - And I'm straight. 537 00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:25,363 And I used to be fat but now I have two nieces. 538 00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:27,465 That's not a thing, Drake. 539 00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:29,167 Okay, that's the problem with you guys. 540 00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:30,768 You don't do anything! 541 00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:32,670 I actually do something. 542 00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:34,238 - I act. - Like what? 543 00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:37,041 - What are you in? - I'm trying to do something, 544 00:19:37,143 --> 00:19:40,310 but the way this business works is you gotta do stupid shit 545 00:19:40,412 --> 00:19:42,245 like this to even get to that level. 546 00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:44,048 So I'm gonna go over here, 547 00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:45,749 and I'm gonna pose like a little pouty cow, 548 00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:48,819 and you're gonna take a picture and fucking tag me! 549 00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:51,088 Wait, are you filming? Please don't film. 550 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:54,573 - "Do not trust this thirsty..." - Don't. 551 00:19:54,659 --> 00:19:56,760 - "Shady bitch..." - Cameron, no. 552 00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:58,595 "@CaryDubek." 553 00:19:58,698 --> 00:19:59,730 No, please don't post that. Please don't. 554 00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:01,765 - Sad. - Please don't. 555 00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:03,805 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 556 00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:08,641 Wait, I just got 100 new followers. 557 00:20:12,778 --> 00:20:14,744 Could you actually tweet that? 558 00:20:16,592 --> 00:20:17,924 Oh, yeah. 559 00:20:18,026 --> 00:20:19,358 Hey... 560 00:20:19,460 --> 00:20:21,695 What should we use instead of fish oil? 561 00:20:21,797 --> 00:20:24,363 Oh, um... 562 00:20:24,465 --> 00:20:25,799 I don't know. 563 00:20:25,901 --> 00:20:28,034 I think Chase might like flaxseed. 564 00:20:28,136 --> 00:20:30,369 But then again, he might not like flaxseed. 565 00:20:30,471 --> 00:20:31,871 Yeah, I didn't end up getting the part, 566 00:20:31,973 --> 00:20:33,239 but it was down to me and one other guy, 567 00:20:33,341 --> 00:20:34,741 which is the closet I've ever gotten. 568 00:20:34,843 --> 00:20:37,143 - Who ended up getting it? - Frankie Grande. 569 00:20:37,245 --> 00:20:38,377 He brought someone to eat his ass 570 00:20:38,479 --> 00:20:40,346 at the audition, so... 571 00:20:40,448 --> 00:20:42,682 Sorry again that I asked if your brother could tag me. 572 00:20:42,784 --> 00:20:43,859 It's okay. 573 00:20:43,945 --> 00:20:45,418 Sorry I asked him to tag me instead. 574 00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:47,320 No, no, he's your brother. 575 00:20:47,422 --> 00:20:48,654 - Use him if you got him. - Yeah. 576 00:20:48,757 --> 00:20:49,956 Yes. 577 00:20:50,058 --> 00:20:52,692 Shame, whispered apologies. 578 00:20:52,794 --> 00:20:54,397 Now, that's a gay sex scene. 579 00:20:54,483 --> 00:20:55,695 - Oh, thank you. - Thanks. 580 00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:58,163 - Yeah, thank you. - Sorry, sorry. 581 00:20:58,266 --> 00:20:59,699 - Sorry. - No, no, no, I'm sorry. 582 00:20:59,795 --> 00:21:01,716 So you need a great deal of heat. 583 00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:03,748 1,700 degrees Celsius, 584 00:21:03,834 --> 00:21:06,537 which is about 3,000 degrees Fahrenheit. 585 00:21:06,623 --> 00:21:09,090 Uh, so it's not gonna get that hot on Earth. 586 00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:10,711 You won't see any beaches... 587 00:21:10,782 --> 00:21:11,818 Made of glass. 588 00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:14,438 Um, it's fascinating. 589 00:21:14,605 --> 00:21:16,124 Maybe she saw your pubes once and she's like, 590 00:21:16,149 --> 00:21:17,632 - "all I see are Jimmy's pubes." - Yeah. 591 00:21:17,657 --> 00:21:19,773 That sounds like what a principle would say. 592 00:21:22,267 --> 00:21:24,134 Hey, guys, welcome to The Other Show again. 593 00:21:24,135 --> 00:21:25,967 - My name is Chris. - I'm Sarah. 594 00:21:25,992 --> 00:21:28,605 And we're here with Drew and Heléne, and Jimmy 595 00:21:28,606 --> 00:21:30,942 and Navaris who play a couple of the Insta Gays 596 00:21:30,943 --> 00:21:31,944 in this episode. 597 00:21:33,779 --> 00:21:35,613 We're very excited for this episode to air 598 00:21:35,614 --> 00:21:37,982 and to shoot this episode 'cause it really made us laugh, 599 00:21:37,983 --> 00:21:39,488 and you guys are so funny in this. 600 00:21:39,513 --> 00:21:40,551 Thank you. 601 00:21:40,576 --> 00:21:42,787 Those characters that are bitchy gay guys is such 602 00:21:42,788 --> 00:21:46,223 a stereotype, so to play someone who's, they have no... 603 00:21:46,248 --> 00:21:47,768 like they're just really kind. 604 00:21:47,793 --> 00:21:48,994 - Yeah. - Oh, no, totally, yeah. 605 00:21:48,995 --> 00:21:50,536 - Drew's the villain. - It was so great 606 00:21:50,561 --> 00:21:52,051 - that my character's the villain. - Drew's the absolute villain. 607 00:21:52,076 --> 00:21:55,333 It's so, it was so refreshing to be like, 'Yeah their not 608 00:21:55,334 --> 00:21:56,400 bad, I am bad.' 609 00:21:56,401 --> 00:21:57,236 - Yeah. - Yeah. 610 00:21:57,237 --> 00:21:58,929 I'm using them. 611 00:21:58,954 --> 00:22:01,506 All you do it get naked and post pictures 612 00:22:01,507 --> 00:22:02,841 and have sex with each other. 613 00:22:02,842 --> 00:22:04,342 We don't have sex with each other. 614 00:22:04,343 --> 00:22:06,277 What? Why don't you? 615 00:22:06,278 --> 00:22:09,147 I had to go through and unfollow a bunch of these guys 616 00:22:09,148 --> 00:22:12,015 because I would just like, be out in the world, 617 00:22:12,016 --> 00:22:14,209 and I would be technically looking at porn. 618 00:22:14,234 --> 00:22:15,162 Oh, yeah! 619 00:22:15,187 --> 00:22:17,638 Because I'd be like hiding my phone like over in the corner. 620 00:22:17,663 --> 00:22:20,792 And I was like, I can't just be looking at a man's full butt 621 00:22:20,793 --> 00:22:22,527 at the doctor's office waiting room. 622 00:22:22,528 --> 00:22:25,363 But it happens suddenly enough where you follow one, 623 00:22:25,388 --> 00:22:26,332 - then two, and then... - Yes! 624 00:22:26,333 --> 00:22:28,253 in a year you're like this is porn I'm scrolling through. 625 00:22:28,278 --> 00:22:30,768 He said when we would like researching-ish 626 00:22:30,769 --> 00:22:33,370 the Insta-Gay culture, any profile I went to was like, 627 00:22:33,371 --> 00:22:35,674 followed by Drew Darker. 628 00:22:37,977 --> 00:22:39,379 Are you Brooke? 629 00:22:40,721 --> 00:22:42,047 Wow! 630 00:22:43,215 --> 00:22:44,548 I was wondering about the model. 631 00:22:44,549 --> 00:22:46,450 - Oh, my god! - Oh, in Madison Square Park. 632 00:22:46,451 --> 00:22:47,652 Yes, I'll talk about it. 633 00:22:47,653 --> 00:22:49,887 You see beautiful people like that in person, 634 00:22:49,888 --> 00:22:51,523 and it's like truly shocking. 635 00:22:51,524 --> 00:22:53,625 It was shocking when I watched it. 636 00:22:53,626 --> 00:22:55,159 Like a drawing, he looks like a drawing. 637 00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:56,893 He looks like a drawing, it's unbelievable to me, 638 00:22:56,894 --> 00:22:58,129 I feel like I wanted to ask him 639 00:22:58,130 --> 00:22:59,397 but I didn't quite know how to phrase it, 640 00:22:59,398 --> 00:23:00,899 like what is it like to look like you? 641 00:23:00,900 --> 00:23:02,430 - I was mad at you. - Like how has that been? 642 00:23:02,455 --> 00:23:04,656 But he would have killed her though, like clearly like... 643 00:23:04,681 --> 00:23:05,758 - Who shows up like... - Yeah, like 100% 644 00:23:05,783 --> 00:23:07,602 - in the middle of the day? - That was the original joke, yeah! 645 00:23:07,627 --> 00:23:09,340 He was originally going to say, 646 00:23:09,341 --> 00:23:10,594 "Now I have to find someone else to kill." 647 00:23:10,619 --> 00:23:12,275 How come you guys cut it? 648 00:23:12,300 --> 00:23:13,745 I dunno, we liked him being like... 649 00:23:13,746 --> 00:23:16,064 - Liked a very handsome man saying, 'I'm a loser.' - ...left in an existential crisis. 650 00:23:16,089 --> 00:23:18,041 That was actually one of my favorite things to shoot as well, 651 00:23:18,066 --> 00:23:19,712 because we shot that in Madison Square Park, 652 00:23:19,737 --> 00:23:21,987 - like in the early, early morning. - Yeah. 653 00:23:21,988 --> 00:23:25,055 And shooting in New York City in like, iconic areas 654 00:23:25,056 --> 00:23:27,090 like that in the morning, they're empty 655 00:23:27,091 --> 00:23:29,594 and you sort of watch the city come alive 656 00:23:29,595 --> 00:23:32,160 while you're standing there, and it's really amazing. 657 00:23:32,832 --> 00:23:34,500 Let's see that body. 658 00:23:37,346 --> 00:23:39,433 Wait, where's the body? 659 00:23:39,458 --> 00:23:40,673 This is sort of an embarrassing thing, 660 00:23:40,698 --> 00:23:42,845 but maybe it will spark something, 661 00:23:42,870 --> 00:23:44,242 but you go on a date with that guy, 662 00:23:44,243 --> 00:23:46,277 Paul, from Rolling Stone, but we were like, 663 00:23:46,278 --> 00:23:51,284 oh what's a good douchey Twitter handle for a guy like this. 664 00:23:51,309 --> 00:23:53,565 And we used my real one from high school 665 00:23:53,590 --> 00:23:54,682 because it was so douchey. 666 00:23:54,707 --> 00:23:57,088 My AIM screen-name, in high school 667 00:23:57,089 --> 00:23:58,957 was King of Sarcasm Zero-One. 668 00:23:58,958 --> 00:24:00,424 - That's me! - No, it's not! 669 00:24:00,449 --> 00:24:02,726 I must have been thinking like, I am pretty sarcastic. 670 00:24:03,762 --> 00:24:05,296 In fact, I'm the king of it. 671 00:24:05,297 --> 00:24:07,966 I had just ended a production of West Side Story, 672 00:24:07,967 --> 00:24:12,570 and I was Baby John, and so my screen was Baby John Five. 673 00:24:12,571 --> 00:24:14,873 Isn't that just like... 674 00:24:14,874 --> 00:24:18,208 - That's okay. - It's sad, you do one production. 675 00:24:18,209 --> 00:24:20,310 You were proud of that production and that performance! 676 00:24:20,311 --> 00:24:22,648 It's so embarrassing, like Baby John... 677 00:24:22,649 --> 00:24:24,749 It's very literal to be like, I was Baby John, 678 00:24:24,750 --> 00:24:26,650 my screen-name should be Baby John. 679 00:24:26,651 --> 00:24:27,789 Well, yeah, it is kind of like 680 00:24:27,814 --> 00:24:29,787 when you are in high school, like one thing you've done, 681 00:24:29,788 --> 00:24:30,887 you make your entire personality. 682 00:24:30,888 --> 00:24:32,123 - It's a big deal! - Yeah. 683 00:24:32,124 --> 00:24:33,391 Oh, as a matter of fact, I was a big deal 684 00:24:33,416 --> 00:24:35,326 in West Side Story, and it wasn't my screen-name, 685 00:24:35,327 --> 00:24:37,330 but my class ring says, "A Big Deal," on it. 686 00:24:37,331 --> 00:24:38,563 - Oh, no! - Whoa, that's good! 687 00:24:38,564 --> 00:24:40,575 Wow, West Side Story fucked us up. 688 00:24:41,500 --> 00:24:46,694 Mine was Belleoftheball, because of a Guster song, 689 00:24:46,749 --> 00:24:49,006 where that is a lyric, 103, which is 690 00:24:49,007 --> 00:24:51,399 where in the song, that lyric first appears. 691 00:24:51,424 --> 00:24:52,516 Whoa... 692 00:24:52,541 --> 00:24:54,612 But the Belle was spelled with an E, 693 00:24:54,613 --> 00:24:57,298 because that was my favorite Disney princess. 694 00:24:57,323 --> 00:24:58,470 - That's rough. - Oh, my... 695 00:24:58,495 --> 00:25:00,431 - Isn't that just like, layers of sadness? - There's so many layers. 696 00:25:00,456 --> 00:25:02,189 - Honestly though if I'd known - This is so earnest. 697 00:25:02,214 --> 00:25:03,345 Sarah in in high school, I would have been like, 698 00:25:03,384 --> 00:25:07,058 "you are deep girl, I wanna be like you." 699 00:25:07,083 --> 00:25:09,160 Mine, was complicated, 700 00:25:09,161 --> 00:25:12,196 because I'm a big X-Men fan. 701 00:25:12,197 --> 00:25:13,530 - Okay. - Okay. 702 00:25:13,531 --> 00:25:15,166 So I wanted an X in it, and my mom 703 00:25:15,167 --> 00:25:17,500 had a porcelain figure of a swan... 704 00:25:17,501 --> 00:25:19,170 Oh, God. 705 00:25:19,171 --> 00:25:20,539 I looked to like, the left, and it was there, 706 00:25:20,540 --> 00:25:23,634 so I was like, Swanex. And it was like, 707 00:25:23,659 --> 00:25:27,616 S W A N E X, and it sounds like a cleaner 708 00:25:27,641 --> 00:25:30,449 - that you would like, use. - Wait, S W A N E X? 709 00:25:30,450 --> 00:25:33,282 Yeah, S W A N E X, and it was like, Swanex. 710 00:25:33,307 --> 00:25:36,221 You did, like, what they do in bad writing in comedy, 711 00:25:36,246 --> 00:25:38,930 then they're like, my name is Bob Treestonefloor. 712 00:25:39,891 --> 00:25:41,058 Let's do like, a funny one. 713 00:25:41,059 --> 00:25:42,394 - Oh, yeah, okay good, yeah. - Yeah! 714 00:25:42,395 --> 00:25:44,230 - Okay, and... - Good. 715 00:25:45,129 --> 00:25:47,397 Three, two, one. 716 00:25:49,234 --> 00:25:51,002 Wait, how did you guys pose? 717 00:25:51,003 --> 00:25:52,570 So we asked you guys to show us 718 00:25:52,571 --> 00:25:55,171 pictures that you had posted on the internet, 719 00:25:55,172 --> 00:25:57,342 where you were being thirsty. 720 00:25:57,343 --> 00:25:59,543 Okay, this is Navaris. 721 00:25:59,544 --> 00:26:01,512 - That is good! - Oh, wow! 722 00:26:01,513 --> 00:26:02,714 Is this your hair? 723 00:26:02,715 --> 00:26:03,914 That is good! 724 00:26:03,915 --> 00:26:05,515 Yeah, that was me in like, 2016. 725 00:26:05,516 --> 00:26:06,717 Wow! 726 00:26:06,718 --> 00:26:07,851 We were like, send the picture that's like, 727 00:26:07,852 --> 00:26:09,486 we can kind of like, laugh about 728 00:26:09,487 --> 00:26:10,688 'cause you're just too thirsty in it, 729 00:26:10,689 --> 00:26:12,089 and we got this and we were like... 730 00:26:12,090 --> 00:26:13,390 No, that's fine, he should post it, that's good. 731 00:26:13,391 --> 00:26:14,993 That's just not good... 732 00:26:14,994 --> 00:26:16,394 I would love to see that on my scroll. 733 00:26:16,395 --> 00:26:18,495 I'm really repressed, I think, 734 00:26:18,496 --> 00:26:19,664 so I'm like... but I still want 735 00:26:19,665 --> 00:26:21,599 - to participate, I'm like, okay. - Yeah. 736 00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:23,101 Yeah! 737 00:26:23,102 --> 00:26:25,435 We asked Drew for a thirsty photo, 738 00:26:25,436 --> 00:26:27,171 and it's him as a speck! 739 00:26:27,172 --> 00:26:28,207 You have to zoom in 740 00:26:28,208 --> 00:26:30,074 so much to see any body. 741 00:26:30,075 --> 00:26:31,508 - But that's what you said. - Yeah! 742 00:26:31,509 --> 00:26:33,111 You were like, if someone's going to "work for it," 743 00:26:33,112 --> 00:26:35,398 - Yeah! - Then they're gonna get the reward. 744 00:26:35,423 --> 00:26:37,352 If they really zoom in, 745 00:26:37,377 --> 00:26:40,250 you will see a blurry, kind-of-good chest. 746 00:26:40,251 --> 00:26:42,086 - Let's show Jimmy's. - Okay, Jimmy's is good. 747 00:26:42,111 --> 00:26:43,553 This is also good. 748 00:26:43,554 --> 00:26:45,923 Whoa! 749 00:26:45,924 --> 00:26:47,125 How did you get that? 750 00:26:47,126 --> 00:26:48,793 How did you get that? 751 00:26:48,794 --> 00:26:50,226 I'm freaking out. 752 00:26:50,227 --> 00:26:52,128 This is like, Justin Theroux! 753 00:26:52,129 --> 00:26:54,531 And by the way, when you post a thirsty photo, 754 00:26:54,532 --> 00:26:56,801 your thirst gets quenched! 755 00:26:56,802 --> 00:26:58,859 People like that shit! 756 00:26:58,884 --> 00:27:00,085 - That's why people do it. - Yeah! 757 00:27:00,110 --> 00:27:01,540 - I know it works! - I know! 758 00:27:01,541 --> 00:27:03,008 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com54226

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