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Wait, wait.
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I can't.
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- I love my wife.
- And stop.
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Listen, class.
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To win awards, you must do
gay sex scenes.
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But how do we know you're gay
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if there's no shame on your face?
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Oh, hey, I went in
for that new Ryan Murphy thing.
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I got halfway through my audition,
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and then they cut me off.
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Why?
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They're not even considering anyone
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with under 50,000 Instagram followers.
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Eww.
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Are you going in for it?
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Yeah, on Monday.
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I had to call
the casting director myself
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because my dumb-ass agent is useless.
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And let's go again.
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Oh, that's it.
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- Yeah!
- Hey...
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- Oh...
- I was thinking...
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We should give Chase fish oil
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to help build muscle.
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Oh, um, yeah.
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- O... okay.
- But it can thin the blood,
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so we have to watch out for nosebleeds.
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Um, can we just pause the Chase talk
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until after we're finished?
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Right, right, right.
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Hey, do you think that Chase
could tag me in something
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to boost my followers?
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Um...
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Hey, do you think Chase is liking
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his core-strengthening exercises?
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- Um...
- And, orgasm.
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, shit.
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
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Well, what about "Watch What Happens"?
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Didn't you get any followers from that?
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Yeah, but I still need 10,000 more
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in the next three days
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- to even be considered for the role.
- Oh, my God.
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I can't believe that's how it works now.
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What's the part?
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It's a gas station attendant
who gets his ass eaten.
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It's a three-episode arc.
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Is this that Ryan Murphy miniseries
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about the woman who sues McDonalds?
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Yeah, "American Crime Story:
Hot Coffee."
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It would be huge for me.
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Can you just take one more picture of me
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and post it on Chase's
Instagram, please?
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Oh, my God, fine.
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But this is the last one, okay?
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All of his posts today have been you.
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Eww, don't smile.
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Oh, God, we gotta go.
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Why are we running?
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I've gotta change
Chase's phone number again,
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get a bunch of his crotches dropped,
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and mail his passport
application by 2:00.
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- Where is he going?
- He's going to Ottawa
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for some fan meet-up, wherever that is.
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- It's the capitol of Canada.
- My God.
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Who cares, bitch?
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I'm sorry, I'm just...
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I'm so overworked.
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Mom is MIA doing God knows what.
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All I ever do is think about Chase.
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Like, what about me?
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I need some goddamn romance.
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I was sleeping with
his trainer the other day,
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and he would not shut up about him.
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Well, why don't you start
by dating someone
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- not on Chase's team?
- I know.
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I need to date somebody
not in the industry.
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Just some normal, boring guy like...
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you know, like this guy, but hot.
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I am so sorry.
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Hey, um, sorry to bug you,
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but are you in that ChaseDreams video?
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Yes.
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I saw you on "Watch What Happens"!
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I love bartending for Andy.
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Oh. Yeah, hi, I'm Cary.
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- I'm an actor.
- Hey, I'm Cameron.
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Look, this is kind of crazy,
but I'm having a party later,
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and my friends would freak if you came.
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DM me for deets.
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- I'm @TheCameronColby on Insta.
- Great.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- Okay, well, you're going.
- What?
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Why would I go to a stranger's party?
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Because he's one of those Insta gays,
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you know, that, like, runs around
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with no shirt on, posting song lyrics
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that have nothing to do
with the pic he's put up.
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Again, why would I go
to a stranger's party?
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So he can tag you.
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He's got 1 million followers.
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- I'm going to a stranger's party.
- Mm-hmm.
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♪ You know you can crash at my place ♪
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♪ Know you wanna stay ♪
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♪ Gonna sleep over me ♪
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♪ It's a fantasy ♪
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♪ Gonna sleep over me
It's a fantasy ♪
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♪ You know you can crash at my place ♪
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♪ Know you wanna stay ♪
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♪ Come and sleep over me
It's a fantasy ♪
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- Chest exposed.
- Chest exposed.
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- I like it.
- Yeah, it's...
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- Dude, that's so random.
- Hey!
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my gosh! You came!
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You guys, look.
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This is ChaseDreams's brother.
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- Oh, wow.
- Oh, my gosh.
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Hi.
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Cary, this is Colby Dallas,
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Dallas Drake, and Drake Cameron.
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Hi. Uh, did I ruin the photo?
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Should we... should we
take another one, or...
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No, it's okay.
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We got a good one right before you came.
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Great, great.
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Well I will just, um,
hang out with you guys.
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- Sweet!
- Perf.
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- Yeah.
- Cool!
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So tell me about your job.
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Uh, you know,
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I've been so work-obsessed lately.
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Why don't we talk about your job, Tad?
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I work for a window manufacturer.
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- Oh, so you make windows.
- No, I wish.
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Companies send us measurements,
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and we work with the factories
that make the windows,
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and we handle delivering
the windows to the sites.
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Oh, um, okay. Let's see.
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What's a good follow-up
question to that?
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Uh, yeah, yeah.
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I guess I like breakfast.
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- Yeah... thank you!
- Me too.
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- That's what we're saying.
- I don't.
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- Oh, my God.
- So what do you guys do?
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We're influencers. You know, creators.
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Yeah, but... but, like, what do you do?
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- Uh, like, I'm an actor.
- Oh.
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I do inspiration.
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Colby's more, like, lifestyle...
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- Yeah.
- I'm religious, kinda.
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And I used to be fat,
but now I have two nieces.
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Cool, cool.
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Well, should we take a photo
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to commemorate this moment, or...
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You're so funny.
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A photo would actually be hilarious,
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but we just posted a few hours ago.
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And we won't post again
until 1:00 a.m. East Coast time
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so we can get the West Coast likes
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when people are
scrolling themselves to sleep.
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But... well, that's in, like, four hours.
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Won't... won't we all
be in our beds by then, or...
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He's killing me!
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But glass actually starts out...
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as sand.
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Well, that certainly has nothing to do
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with my work, which is what I wanted.
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Oh, here's another thing that's boring:
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Ottawa is the capitol of Canada.
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I actually have a list
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of Canadian cities that I want to visit.
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You know what, Tad?
Let's just go back to your place.
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Oh, did you not want to...
stay and keep talking?
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Absolutely not.
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Yeah, I mean, it's crazy.
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I hated social media,
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but then I started doing it,
and now I don't.
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You know?
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Yes, yeah, yeah.
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Mm-hmm. Sorry.
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I'll be right back.
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Okay.
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Hold on one second.
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Perfect.
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Um... God.
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Uh, this song is everywhere.
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Um, do you mind if we just listen
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to something else?
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ChaseDreams, he's...
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he's, weirdly, my brother.
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I know.
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That's why I swiped right.
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- Eww, what?
- Look.
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I know you said you don't
want to talk about work,
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but since you brought it up,
what is Chase like?
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I'm a huge fan.
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♪ Take a shower ♪
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What is the problem?
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You love him, I love him.
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- He's an artist.
- Eww.
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- He's a singer.
- Look, here, here.
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I want to a play a song
inspired by Chase.
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- No, I mean...
- ♪ Chasing rainbows ♪
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♪ Chasing dreams ♪
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Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
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Here we go. All right.
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- All right, yeah.
- Kind of just...
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Okay, yeah.
Um, and Dallas, just lean out
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'cause you're kind of blocking me.
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Yeah, that's better.
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- Nailed it.
- We got it!
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- Great, good.
- Cary, hi.
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We're just gonna put on glasses
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and get in the pool
like a bunch of idiots.
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Gosh, I actually have to go.
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I have, uh, work early,
and it's getting really late.
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Oh, are you shooting something?
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Yes, it's a very big movie.
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Um, but it was very nice
to meet you guys.
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Bye.
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He's so funny.
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All right, let's see that pic.
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No!
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Well, you know, it's romantic
to be serenaded.
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It was not romantic,
and it was not a break
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- from thinking about Chase.
- Right.
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But I have this date tonight
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with this guy from "Rolling Stone,"
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so he's not, like, on Chase's team,
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but he's in the industry enough
not to be a superfan.
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- Also, he's British, so...
- Accent.
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- Uncut.
- Ugh, look at this.
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Oh, is this the picture they posted?
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- Wait, where are you?
- Standing out of frame.
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Oh. I'm sorry, Care.
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I know. Now I gotta find another way
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to get 10,000 followers in two days.
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Oh, why don't you adopt
one of those ugly dogs?
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You know, the ones
that look dead but aren't.
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I tried.
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The shelter said those
are now the first to go.
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- Oh.
- I know.
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All right, I gotta go to work.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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Oh, hey, my friend Reese
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went in for that Ryan Murphy thing,
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and they asked him about followers too.
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You'd love Reese.
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Or, no, you'd hate him.
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Reese is the one that got
in the fist-fight with my mom.
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Oh, shit.
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Holy smokes!
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It's Cameron, Colby, and the Instagays!
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What? How do you know them?
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Cary, hi!
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Hi, guys. What's up?
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Oh, we were just taking a photo
261
00:09:15,204 --> 00:09:16,303
in front of a school that burned down.
262
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I think we're gonna caption it,
263
00:09:18,173 --> 00:09:20,440
- "You make me want to la-la."
- Yeah.
264
00:09:20,542 --> 00:09:21,942
Um, how's the movie shoot going?
265
00:09:22,044 --> 00:09:23,343
Good, good.
266
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You know, getting all the shots.
267
00:09:24,846 --> 00:09:26,579
Are you playing a waiter?
268
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Yes. Yes, I am.
269
00:09:28,250 --> 00:09:31,285
Uh, I am playing the waiter, actually.
270
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The movie's called "The Waiter."
271
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- We were just talking about you.
- Oh.
272
00:09:37,258 --> 00:09:38,958
Do you want to come to church tonight?
273
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- As in...
- Church.
274
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8:00. Wanna come?
275
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Uh, s... sure.
276
00:09:43,798 --> 00:09:45,898
- I will go to church.
- Yay!
277
00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,267
Yeah, maybe after, we can try again
278
00:09:48,369 --> 00:09:50,169
for those West Coast sleep-scrollers.
279
00:09:51,872 --> 00:09:53,906
Cary, you're literally Amy Schumer.
280
00:09:54,008 --> 00:09:55,241
See you tonight.
281
00:09:55,343 --> 00:09:56,775
Bye.
282
00:09:56,877 --> 00:09:59,611
Sorry, um, what do you guys
wear to church?
283
00:10:00,949 --> 00:10:02,915
Yeah, I've been there four years.
284
00:10:03,017 --> 00:10:04,683
Oh, my God, that is so cool.
285
00:10:04,785 --> 00:10:06,819
I read "Rolling Stone"
all through high school.
286
00:10:06,921 --> 00:10:08,487
- Did you?
- Well, no,
287
00:10:08,589 --> 00:10:10,288
but I did masturbate to the one
288
00:10:10,390 --> 00:10:11,924
with Justin Timberlake on the cover
289
00:10:12,025 --> 00:10:13,959
for, like, all of 2003.
290
00:10:14,061 --> 00:10:16,161
Oh, the one where he's
wearing the turquoise necklace.
291
00:10:16,263 --> 00:10:17,438
Yeah.
292
00:10:17,516 --> 00:10:19,419
I had to Sharpie it out so I could cum.
293
00:10:21,492 --> 00:10:23,859
- It is dumb to say this is fun?
- No.
294
00:10:23,961 --> 00:10:25,460
I'm having fun too.
295
00:10:25,563 --> 00:10:26,862
I just have to use the restroom.
296
00:10:26,964 --> 00:10:28,230
- Okay.
- And I may or may not
297
00:10:28,332 --> 00:10:30,065
stalk your social media while I'm away.
298
00:10:30,167 --> 00:10:32,100
Oh, I'm about to go deep.
299
00:10:35,740 --> 00:10:37,439
Okay.
300
00:10:37,542 --> 00:10:39,775
Let's see that body.
301
00:10:41,946 --> 00:10:44,379
Wait, where's the body?
302
00:10:56,160 --> 00:10:58,093
What?
303
00:10:59,752 --> 00:11:02,020
"Hate myself"?
304
00:11:02,123 --> 00:11:03,912
Okay.
305
00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:05,867
"Tell him stop"?
306
00:11:05,969 --> 00:11:07,436
Uh, excuse me?
307
00:11:07,538 --> 00:11:09,459
I need another drink,
and make it a triple.
308
00:11:09,537 --> 00:11:10,405
You were drinking wine.
309
00:11:10,507 --> 00:11:12,207
Yeah, I want a bottle of wine.
310
00:11:23,352 --> 00:11:24,485
Cary!
311
00:11:24,588 --> 00:11:26,420
- Cary, what's up?
- Hi, hey.
312
00:11:26,522 --> 00:11:28,756
Is this... is this not a church service?
313
00:11:28,858 --> 00:11:30,892
Christ, no. It's a photoshoot.
314
00:11:30,994 --> 00:11:32,426
Oh! Perfect, good.
315
00:11:32,528 --> 00:11:33,828
- Yes.
- Okay, do you want to wear
316
00:11:33,930 --> 00:11:35,863
a red Speedo or hold your balls?
317
00:11:35,966 --> 00:11:37,632
I guess, since we're in a church,
318
00:11:37,734 --> 00:11:39,467
- uh, red Speedo?
- Cool.
319
00:11:39,569 --> 00:11:42,070
- Colby can hold his balls.
- Mm-hmm.
320
00:11:47,677 --> 00:11:49,777
- Hello?
- Oh, hi.
321
00:11:49,879 --> 00:11:52,079
- It's Dallas.
- Hey, what's wrong?
322
00:11:52,181 --> 00:11:53,647
Sometimes I hate taking photos
323
00:11:53,749 --> 00:11:54,948
with the other guys.
324
00:11:55,050 --> 00:11:57,451
- I'm so ugly next to them.
- What?
325
00:11:57,553 --> 00:11:59,620
You're like, so hot it sucks.
326
00:11:59,722 --> 00:12:01,563
If this partition wasn't here,
I'd slap you.
327
00:12:01,618 --> 00:12:03,757
Thanks, Cary.
328
00:12:03,859 --> 00:12:05,593
- You're so funny.
- Okay, everyone!
329
00:12:05,694 --> 00:12:07,394
Get in position!
330
00:12:07,497 --> 00:12:10,030
I call dead center!
331
00:12:10,133 --> 00:12:11,965
Hey. How was stalking me?
332
00:12:12,067 --> 00:12:13,767
- Find anything good?
- Not really.
333
00:12:13,869 --> 00:12:15,436
Do you just, like...
334
00:12:15,538 --> 00:12:18,172
- Never go to the beach?
- Is everything okay?
335
00:12:18,274 --> 00:12:20,241
Your vibe feels harder.
336
00:12:20,343 --> 00:12:21,875
Actually, I was thinking
337
00:12:21,977 --> 00:12:23,977
we could play a sexy little game.
338
00:12:24,079 --> 00:12:27,547
It's called, "What Musician
Do You Hate?"
339
00:12:27,650 --> 00:12:29,315
Not sure how that's sexy, but...
340
00:12:29,417 --> 00:12:31,414
I guess Maroon 5 kind of sucks.
341
00:12:31,508 --> 00:12:33,486
No, like, who would you love to meet
342
00:12:33,588 --> 00:12:35,355
so that you can tell them "stop"?
343
00:12:35,457 --> 00:12:37,724
Um, Susan Boyle.
344
00:12:39,227 --> 00:12:40,560
You're so funny.
345
00:12:40,663 --> 00:12:42,228
You love to say mean little things,
346
00:12:42,330 --> 00:12:44,097
and you get away with it
because you have
347
00:12:44,199 --> 00:12:46,332
a hot accent and an uncut dick.
348
00:12:46,434 --> 00:12:47,534
Actually, I'm cut.
349
00:12:47,636 --> 00:12:49,102
I... I'm sorry, I take it back.
350
00:12:49,204 --> 00:12:50,837
Maroon 5 doesn't suck?
351
00:12:50,939 --> 00:12:52,539
No, of course they suck.
That's their whole point.
352
00:12:52,641 --> 00:12:54,941
I'm talking about my
little brother, ChaseDreams.
353
00:12:55,044 --> 00:12:57,410
- Is everything okay here?
- No. This man is cut,
354
00:12:57,512 --> 00:12:59,344
and he likes to hurt little boys.
355
00:13:00,148 --> 00:13:02,148
Okay, we got the timer on.
356
00:13:02,249 --> 00:13:03,482
And here we go.
357
00:13:04,686 --> 00:13:06,986
Ugh, you looking at
my weird shoulder hair?
358
00:13:07,088 --> 00:13:08,888
I know, I'm like an ugly werewolf
359
00:13:08,990 --> 00:13:10,156
- next to these guys.
- What?
360
00:13:10,257 --> 00:13:12,058
I would sacrifice years of my life
361
00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:13,492
for just one of your shoulders.
362
00:13:13,594 --> 00:13:15,594
Thanks, Cary. You're so funny.
363
00:13:16,764 --> 00:13:18,164
Um, that's a good idea.
364
00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:19,832
- Let's do, like, a funny one.
- Oh, yeah.
365
00:13:19,934 --> 00:13:21,145
- Okay, good, yeah.
- Okay, and...
366
00:13:21,248 --> 00:13:22,949
Good.
367
00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:25,470
Three, two, one...
368
00:13:27,541 --> 00:13:29,075
Wait, how did you guys pose?
369
00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:30,232
Do you need me to call the police?
370
00:13:30,286 --> 00:13:31,943
- What did this man do?
- Yes!
371
00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:33,178
He posted mean jokes about my brother
372
00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:34,579
online six months ago.
373
00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:36,214
I can't call the police for that.
374
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:37,481
And then he screen-shotted those jokes
375
00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:39,784
- and posted them again.
- I'll call the police.
376
00:13:39,886 --> 00:13:41,786
Oh! Well, well, well.
377
00:13:41,888 --> 00:13:43,788
Look who it is, Paul.
378
00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:46,024
- ChaseDreams.
- Brooke?
379
00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:47,425
Oh, my God, what's happening?
380
00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:48,526
Exactly what you wanted.
381
00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:50,021
- Hello?
- You're meeting ChaseDreams.
382
00:13:50,092 --> 00:13:51,153
Tell him "stop."
383
00:13:51,178 --> 00:13:52,330
What? How do I make it stop?
384
00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:53,564
Buddy, are you okay?
385
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:54,766
Your face looks bad.
386
00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:56,034
Oh, so his face looks bad
387
00:13:56,136 --> 00:13:58,103
and his voice is bad?
388
00:13:58,205 --> 00:13:59,904
You've got a lot of nerve
tonight, buddy.
389
00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:01,606
- Brooke, where are you?
- I'm sorry for what I posted.
390
00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:02,941
He's a good singer.
391
00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:04,375
He's not a singer. He's an artist.
392
00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:05,643
But his face is covered in blood.
393
00:14:05,745 --> 00:14:07,111
What?
394
00:14:07,213 --> 00:14:09,480
Oh, my God, Chase.
The fish oil... okay, um...
395
00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:11,349
- I need help.
- I'm coming right home.
396
00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:13,284
Just tilt your head back, okay?
397
00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:17,121
I hope you learned your lesson.
398
00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:20,190
I think my caption's
gonna be how Christmas
399
00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:24,395
is a time for all people to
be thankful and to give back.
400
00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:26,464
Mine's either "Lucy
in the sky with diamonds"
401
00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:27,931
or something more about Christmas.
402
00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:30,033
Mine's gonna be #ChristmasGoals.
403
00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:31,669
Aww, I love that.
404
00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:33,203
So funny you guys
are doing Christmas captions
405
00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:34,705
this far from Christmas.
406
00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:36,707
Well, we're not gonna post them now.
407
00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:38,809
We're gonna post them on Christmas.
408
00:14:38,911 --> 00:14:40,343
What?
409
00:14:40,445 --> 00:14:41,979
We look way too fat after Thanksgiving,
410
00:14:42,081 --> 00:14:43,914
so we take the Christmas pics
ahead of time.
411
00:14:44,016 --> 00:14:46,150
How are these Christmas pics?
412
00:14:46,252 --> 00:14:47,785
Church plus red Speedos.
413
00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:49,820
God damn it.
414
00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:52,960
He's so funny.
415
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,038
So I think the takeaway
is that I need to date guys
416
00:14:55,109 --> 00:14:57,960
who literally have no idea who Chase is.
417
00:14:58,046 --> 00:15:00,460
I think the takeaway
is "no more fish oil."
418
00:15:00,538 --> 00:15:01,796
Yeah, we are off of that.
419
00:15:01,882 --> 00:15:03,884
Oh, hey, did you get
all the followers you needed?
420
00:15:03,983 --> 00:15:07,253
No! I even tried making an ASMR video.
421
00:15:07,324 --> 00:15:08,879
One of those whisper videos?
422
00:15:08,981 --> 00:15:10,714
Ain't right, ain't natural.
423
00:15:10,816 --> 00:15:13,217
Yeah, I actually
lost followers on that video,
424
00:15:13,319 --> 00:15:16,353
so now I need 10,073 by tomorrow.
425
00:15:16,455 --> 00:15:17,487
Wait.
426
00:15:17,589 --> 00:15:18,923
Who's this skank?
427
00:15:22,428 --> 00:15:24,061
Oh, my God, it's Colby.
428
00:15:24,163 --> 00:15:25,595
"Wanna come hike with us, bitch?
429
00:15:25,697 --> 00:15:27,831
We got an extra animal onesie."
430
00:15:27,934 --> 00:15:29,366
- Eww.
- Hiking in onesies?
431
00:15:29,468 --> 00:15:30,600
Do you know how many photos
they're gonna take?
432
00:15:30,702 --> 00:15:31,969
Okay, I gotta go.
433
00:15:32,071 --> 00:15:33,370
I think I should do something
to my hair,
434
00:15:33,472 --> 00:15:34,471
'cause their hair is always so cool.
435
00:15:34,573 --> 00:15:35,639
I'm just gonna...
436
00:15:35,741 --> 00:15:38,574
Are you becoming an Instagay?
437
00:15:38,676 --> 00:15:39,842
What? No. No.
438
00:15:39,945 --> 00:15:40,843
I just want to book this miniseries.
439
00:15:40,946 --> 00:15:42,011
Okay, bye.
440
00:15:42,113 --> 00:15:44,613
Good luck on all your dates today.
441
00:15:44,715 --> 00:15:46,482
Bye.
442
00:15:48,519 --> 00:15:50,586
So you've never heard of ChaseDreams
443
00:15:50,688 --> 00:15:52,221
- or his music?
- Nah.
444
00:15:52,324 --> 00:15:54,590
- I don't know who that is.
- Perfect.
445
00:15:54,692 --> 00:15:56,926
Only music I listen to is Phish.
446
00:15:57,028 --> 00:15:59,728
Seen 'em live 712 times.
447
00:16:01,532 --> 00:16:03,099
And then, like, the whole Uber
448
00:16:03,201 --> 00:16:04,600
reeked of taco salad.
449
00:16:04,702 --> 00:16:06,369
I'm like, "I have to give
this guy five stars.
450
00:16:06,471 --> 00:16:07,870
I feel so bad."
451
00:16:07,973 --> 00:16:09,605
Great story, five stars.
452
00:16:09,707 --> 00:16:11,940
But, guys, uh, right here
is very picturesque.
453
00:16:12,042 --> 00:16:13,408
Could we take a picture here, maybe?
454
00:16:13,510 --> 00:16:15,277
Cary, you're seriously cracking me up.
455
00:16:17,481 --> 00:16:19,681
No, I haven't heard
of ChaseDreams or Phish.
456
00:16:19,783 --> 00:16:21,883
- I... I don't like music.
- Hot.
457
00:16:21,986 --> 00:16:23,918
- What do you like?
- Books.
458
00:16:24,021 --> 00:16:25,753
Books, I love.
459
00:16:25,856 --> 00:16:28,656
I love reading books,
talking about books.
460
00:16:28,758 --> 00:16:30,258
But then I was like,
instead of just telling her
461
00:16:30,361 --> 00:16:31,759
the truth, I'll just let her have it.
462
00:16:31,862 --> 00:16:33,150
Like, it doesn't hurt me.
You know what I mean?
463
00:16:33,221 --> 00:16:34,696
Hey, guys, what about this?
464
00:16:34,798 --> 00:16:36,564
What about this?
465
00:16:36,666 --> 00:16:38,566
What a funny image, right?
466
00:16:38,668 --> 00:16:40,035
Imagine scrolling past this.
467
00:16:40,137 --> 00:16:42,971
- Me as a hot cow.
- Oh, my God, a baby bird!
468
00:16:43,073 --> 00:16:44,094
What?
469
00:16:44,148 --> 00:16:46,107
- Out here?
- Oh, my God!
470
00:16:46,209 --> 00:16:48,275
Aww!
471
00:16:48,362 --> 00:16:49,641
So nice to meet you.
472
00:16:49,703 --> 00:16:52,871
Congrats again on getting
rescued from that basement!
473
00:16:55,718 --> 00:16:56,583
You okay?
474
00:16:56,685 --> 00:16:58,219
Can I get you anything?
475
00:16:58,321 --> 00:17:01,889
Yeah, you can knock me out
and wake me when I'm dead.
476
00:17:01,991 --> 00:17:04,225
- Horse troubles?
- What?
477
00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:05,893
No, didn't you just see
478
00:17:05,995 --> 00:17:07,294
all those awful dates I was on?
479
00:17:07,397 --> 00:17:08,629
Yeah.
480
00:17:08,731 --> 00:17:10,998
- Not a winner in the bunch.
- No.
481
00:17:11,100 --> 00:17:14,035
I... I just started dating
because I was so consumed
482
00:17:14,137 --> 00:17:16,504
with work, and then it just
ended up being more work.
483
00:17:16,605 --> 00:17:18,506
- You know what my sister did?
- I don't.
484
00:17:18,607 --> 00:17:21,607
My sister was so fed up
with the dating scene
485
00:17:21,709 --> 00:17:24,144
that she posted an ad
saying that she would be
486
00:17:24,246 --> 00:17:26,812
wearing a red dress
standing in Madison Square Park
487
00:17:26,915 --> 00:17:29,715
holding a single red rose,
488
00:17:29,817 --> 00:17:31,684
and she invited any handsome bachelor
489
00:17:31,786 --> 00:17:34,454
to come by, sweep her off her feet.
490
00:17:34,556 --> 00:17:37,123
She's now been married eight years.
491
00:17:38,093 --> 00:17:39,926
Nuh-uh.
492
00:17:40,028 --> 00:17:41,127
That is so dumb.
493
00:17:41,229 --> 00:17:43,296
I would never do that in a million...
494
00:17:48,736 --> 00:17:50,670
Oh, my God, yes.
495
00:17:50,772 --> 00:17:52,472
Okay. Beautiful, right?
496
00:17:52,574 --> 00:17:54,128
Yep, so let's take a picture.
497
00:17:54,153 --> 00:17:55,084
Huh?
498
00:17:55,109 --> 00:17:56,627
I said let's take a picture right here
499
00:17:56,704 --> 00:17:58,671
with this beautiful... lake.
500
00:17:58,717 --> 00:18:00,717
Oh, we're just here for the nature.
501
00:18:00,781 --> 00:18:02,881
It's No-Post Sunday.
502
00:18:02,983 --> 00:18:05,150
"No-Post Sunday"?
503
00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:07,619
Then why the hell
am I hanging out with you?
504
00:18:07,721 --> 00:18:10,389
- Excuse me?
- Cameron, what's happening?
505
00:18:10,491 --> 00:18:12,291
Cary's not being funny.
506
00:18:17,731 --> 00:18:20,799
♪ If ever ♪
507
00:18:20,901 --> 00:18:23,702
♪ Love was real ♪
508
00:18:23,804 --> 00:18:26,305
Are you... Brooke?
509
00:18:26,407 --> 00:18:28,039
Wow.
510
00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:30,976
You're gorgeous.
511
00:18:31,078 --> 00:18:32,978
So are you.
512
00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:34,843
I can't believe it.
513
00:18:34,913 --> 00:18:37,215
I mean, you knew nothing about me,
514
00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:40,018
and you saw an ad on Craigslist and...
515
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:42,687
and decided to take a chance
on a stranger
516
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:44,388
in Madison Square Park.
517
00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:46,891
That's...
518
00:18:46,994 --> 00:18:48,593
pathetic.
519
00:18:48,695 --> 00:18:51,096
You're a loser. I'm a loser.
520
00:18:51,197 --> 00:18:52,497
I'm sorry.
521
00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:53,999
I have to leave.
522
00:18:57,037 --> 00:18:58,770
I'm a loser?
523
00:18:58,872 --> 00:19:00,105
If we're not taking pictures,
524
00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:02,007
what's with these stupid onesies?
525
00:19:02,109 --> 00:19:03,374
They're comfy.
526
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:04,875
Not everything we do
is to get a picture.
527
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,877
Cary, were you just, like, using us
528
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:08,746
to leech off our followers?
529
00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:09,947
Cary, we thought you liked us
530
00:19:10,049 --> 00:19:11,782
for who we are, not our work.
531
00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:13,717
You call what you do "work"?
532
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:16,320
All you do is get naked
and post pictures
533
00:19:16,422 --> 00:19:17,921
and have sex with each other!
534
00:19:18,024 --> 00:19:19,390
We don't have sex with each other.
535
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,192
What? Why don't you?
536
00:19:21,294 --> 00:19:23,427
- We're virgins.
- And I'm straight.
537
00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:25,363
And I used to be fat
but now I have two nieces.
538
00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:27,465
That's not a thing, Drake.
539
00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:29,167
Okay, that's the problem with you guys.
540
00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:30,768
You don't do anything!
541
00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:32,670
I actually do something.
542
00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:34,238
- I act.
- Like what?
543
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:37,041
- What are you in?
- I'm trying to do something,
544
00:19:37,143 --> 00:19:40,310
but the way this business works
is you gotta do stupid shit
545
00:19:40,412 --> 00:19:42,245
like this to even get to that level.
546
00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:44,048
So I'm gonna go over here,
547
00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:45,749
and I'm gonna pose
like a little pouty cow,
548
00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:48,819
and you're gonna take a picture
and fucking tag me!
549
00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:51,088
Wait, are you filming?
Please don't film.
550
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:54,573
- "Do not trust this thirsty..."
- Don't.
551
00:19:54,659 --> 00:19:56,760
- "Shady bitch..."
- Cameron, no.
552
00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:58,595
"@CaryDubek."
553
00:19:58,698 --> 00:19:59,730
No, please don't post that.
Please don't.
554
00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:01,765
- Sad.
- Please don't.
555
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:03,805
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
556
00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:08,641
Wait, I just got 100 new followers.
557
00:20:12,778 --> 00:20:14,744
Could you actually tweet that?
558
00:20:16,592 --> 00:20:17,924
Oh, yeah.
559
00:20:18,026 --> 00:20:19,358
Hey...
560
00:20:19,460 --> 00:20:21,695
What should we use instead of fish oil?
561
00:20:21,797 --> 00:20:24,363
Oh, um...
562
00:20:24,465 --> 00:20:25,799
I don't know.
563
00:20:25,901 --> 00:20:28,034
I think Chase might like flaxseed.
564
00:20:28,136 --> 00:20:30,369
But then again, he might not
like flaxseed.
565
00:20:30,471 --> 00:20:31,871
Yeah, I didn't end up getting the part,
566
00:20:31,973 --> 00:20:33,239
but it was down to me and one other guy,
567
00:20:33,341 --> 00:20:34,741
which is the closet I've ever gotten.
568
00:20:34,843 --> 00:20:37,143
- Who ended up getting it?
- Frankie Grande.
569
00:20:37,245 --> 00:20:38,377
He brought someone to eat his ass
570
00:20:38,479 --> 00:20:40,346
at the audition, so...
571
00:20:40,448 --> 00:20:42,682
Sorry again that I asked
if your brother could tag me.
572
00:20:42,784 --> 00:20:43,859
It's okay.
573
00:20:43,945 --> 00:20:45,418
Sorry I asked him to tag me instead.
574
00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:47,320
No, no, he's your brother.
575
00:20:47,422 --> 00:20:48,654
- Use him if you got him.
- Yeah.
576
00:20:48,757 --> 00:20:49,956
Yes.
577
00:20:50,058 --> 00:20:52,692
Shame, whispered apologies.
578
00:20:52,794 --> 00:20:54,397
Now, that's a gay sex scene.
579
00:20:54,483 --> 00:20:55,695
- Oh, thank you.
- Thanks.
580
00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:58,163
- Yeah, thank you.
- Sorry, sorry.
581
00:20:58,266 --> 00:20:59,699
- Sorry.
- No, no, no, I'm sorry.
582
00:20:59,795 --> 00:21:01,716
So you need a great deal of heat.
583
00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:03,748
1,700 degrees Celsius,
584
00:21:03,834 --> 00:21:06,537
which is about 3,000 degrees Fahrenheit.
585
00:21:06,623 --> 00:21:09,090
Uh, so it's not gonna get
that hot on Earth.
586
00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:10,711
You won't see any beaches...
587
00:21:10,782 --> 00:21:11,818
Made of glass.
588
00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:14,438
Um, it's fascinating.
589
00:21:14,605 --> 00:21:16,124
Maybe she saw your
pubes once and she's like,
590
00:21:16,149 --> 00:21:17,632
- "all I see are Jimmy's pubes."
- Yeah.
591
00:21:17,657 --> 00:21:19,773
That sounds like what
a principle would say.
592
00:21:22,267 --> 00:21:24,134
Hey, guys, welcome to
The Other Show again.
593
00:21:24,135 --> 00:21:25,967
- My name is Chris.
- I'm Sarah.
594
00:21:25,992 --> 00:21:28,605
And we're here with
Drew and Heléne, and Jimmy
595
00:21:28,606 --> 00:21:30,942
and Navaris who play a
couple of the Insta Gays
596
00:21:30,943 --> 00:21:31,944
in this episode.
597
00:21:33,779 --> 00:21:35,613
We're very excited
for this episode to air
598
00:21:35,614 --> 00:21:37,982
and to shoot this episode
'cause it really made us laugh,
599
00:21:37,983 --> 00:21:39,488
and you guys are so funny in this.
600
00:21:39,513 --> 00:21:40,551
Thank you.
601
00:21:40,576 --> 00:21:42,787
Those characters that
are bitchy gay guys is such
602
00:21:42,788 --> 00:21:46,223
a stereotype, so to play
someone who's, they have no...
603
00:21:46,248 --> 00:21:47,768
like they're just really kind.
604
00:21:47,793 --> 00:21:48,994
- Yeah.
- Oh, no, totally, yeah.
605
00:21:48,995 --> 00:21:50,536
- Drew's the villain.
- It was so great
606
00:21:50,561 --> 00:21:52,051
- that my character's the villain.
- Drew's the absolute villain.
607
00:21:52,076 --> 00:21:55,333
It's so, it was so refreshing
to be like, 'Yeah their not
608
00:21:55,334 --> 00:21:56,400
bad, I am bad.'
609
00:21:56,401 --> 00:21:57,236
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
610
00:21:57,237 --> 00:21:58,929
I'm using them.
611
00:21:58,954 --> 00:22:01,506
All you do it get
naked and post pictures
612
00:22:01,507 --> 00:22:02,841
and have sex with each other.
613
00:22:02,842 --> 00:22:04,342
We don't have sex with each other.
614
00:22:04,343 --> 00:22:06,277
What? Why don't you?
615
00:22:06,278 --> 00:22:09,147
I had to go through and
unfollow a bunch of these guys
616
00:22:09,148 --> 00:22:12,015
because I would just
like, be out in the world,
617
00:22:12,016 --> 00:22:14,209
and I would be technically
looking at porn.
618
00:22:14,234 --> 00:22:15,162
Oh, yeah!
619
00:22:15,187 --> 00:22:17,638
Because I'd be like hiding my phone
like over in the corner.
620
00:22:17,663 --> 00:22:20,792
And I was like, I can't just
be looking at a man's full butt
621
00:22:20,793 --> 00:22:22,527
at the doctor's office waiting room.
622
00:22:22,528 --> 00:22:25,363
But it happens suddenly
enough where you follow one,
623
00:22:25,388 --> 00:22:26,332
- then two, and then...
- Yes!
624
00:22:26,333 --> 00:22:28,253
in a year you're like this is
porn I'm scrolling through.
625
00:22:28,278 --> 00:22:30,768
He said when we would
like researching-ish
626
00:22:30,769 --> 00:22:33,370
the Insta-Gay culture, any
profile I went to was like,
627
00:22:33,371 --> 00:22:35,674
followed by Drew Darker.
628
00:22:37,977 --> 00:22:39,379
Are you Brooke?
629
00:22:40,721 --> 00:22:42,047
Wow!
630
00:22:43,215 --> 00:22:44,548
I was wondering about the model.
631
00:22:44,549 --> 00:22:46,450
- Oh, my god!
- Oh, in Madison Square Park.
632
00:22:46,451 --> 00:22:47,652
Yes, I'll talk about it.
633
00:22:47,653 --> 00:22:49,887
You see beautiful people
like that in person,
634
00:22:49,888 --> 00:22:51,523
and it's like truly shocking.
635
00:22:51,524 --> 00:22:53,625
It was shocking when I watched it.
636
00:22:53,626 --> 00:22:55,159
Like a drawing, he looks like a drawing.
637
00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:56,893
He looks like a drawing,
it's unbelievable to me,
638
00:22:56,894 --> 00:22:58,129
I feel like I wanted to ask him
639
00:22:58,130 --> 00:22:59,397
but I didn't quite
know how to phrase it,
640
00:22:59,398 --> 00:23:00,899
like what is it like to look like you?
641
00:23:00,900 --> 00:23:02,430
- I was mad at you.
- Like how has that been?
642
00:23:02,455 --> 00:23:04,656
But he would have killed her
though, like clearly like...
643
00:23:04,681 --> 00:23:05,758
- Who shows up like...
- Yeah, like 100%
644
00:23:05,783 --> 00:23:07,602
- in the middle of the day?
- That was the original joke, yeah!
645
00:23:07,627 --> 00:23:09,340
He was originally going to say,
646
00:23:09,341 --> 00:23:10,594
"Now I have to find
someone else to kill."
647
00:23:10,619 --> 00:23:12,275
How come you guys cut it?
648
00:23:12,300 --> 00:23:13,745
I dunno, we liked him being like...
649
00:23:13,746 --> 00:23:16,064
- Liked a very handsome man saying, 'I'm a loser.'
- ...left in an existential crisis.
650
00:23:16,089 --> 00:23:18,041
That was actually one of my favorite
things to shoot as well,
651
00:23:18,066 --> 00:23:19,712
because we shot that
in Madison Square Park,
652
00:23:19,737 --> 00:23:21,987
- like in the early, early morning.
- Yeah.
653
00:23:21,988 --> 00:23:25,055
And shooting in New York City
in like, iconic areas
654
00:23:25,056 --> 00:23:27,090
like that in the morning, they're empty
655
00:23:27,091 --> 00:23:29,594
and you sort of watch
the city come alive
656
00:23:29,595 --> 00:23:32,160
while you're standing there,
and it's really amazing.
657
00:23:32,832 --> 00:23:34,500
Let's see that body.
658
00:23:37,346 --> 00:23:39,433
Wait, where's the body?
659
00:23:39,458 --> 00:23:40,673
This is sort of an embarrassing thing,
660
00:23:40,698 --> 00:23:42,845
but maybe it will spark something,
661
00:23:42,870 --> 00:23:44,242
but you go on a date with that guy,
662
00:23:44,243 --> 00:23:46,277
Paul, from Rolling
Stone, but we were like,
663
00:23:46,278 --> 00:23:51,284
oh what's a good douchey Twitter
handle for a guy like this.
664
00:23:51,309 --> 00:23:53,565
And we used my real one from high school
665
00:23:53,590 --> 00:23:54,682
because it was so douchey.
666
00:23:54,707 --> 00:23:57,088
My AIM screen-name, in high school
667
00:23:57,089 --> 00:23:58,957
was King of Sarcasm Zero-One.
668
00:23:58,958 --> 00:24:00,424
- That's me!
- No, it's not!
669
00:24:00,449 --> 00:24:02,726
I must have been thinking like,
I am pretty sarcastic.
670
00:24:03,762 --> 00:24:05,296
In fact, I'm the king of it.
671
00:24:05,297 --> 00:24:07,966
I had just ended a
production of West Side Story,
672
00:24:07,967 --> 00:24:12,570
and I was Baby John, and so
my screen was Baby John Five.
673
00:24:12,571 --> 00:24:14,873
Isn't that just like...
674
00:24:14,874 --> 00:24:18,208
- That's okay.
- It's sad, you do one production.
675
00:24:18,209 --> 00:24:20,310
You were proud of that
production and that performance!
676
00:24:20,311 --> 00:24:22,648
It's so embarrassing, like Baby John...
677
00:24:22,649 --> 00:24:24,749
It's very literal to
be like, I was Baby John,
678
00:24:24,750 --> 00:24:26,650
my screen-name should be Baby John.
679
00:24:26,651 --> 00:24:27,789
Well, yeah, it is kind of like
680
00:24:27,814 --> 00:24:29,787
when you are in high school,
like one thing you've done,
681
00:24:29,788 --> 00:24:30,887
you make your entire personality.
682
00:24:30,888 --> 00:24:32,123
- It's a big deal!
- Yeah.
683
00:24:32,124 --> 00:24:33,391
Oh, as a matter of
fact, I was a big deal
684
00:24:33,416 --> 00:24:35,326
in West Side Story, and
it wasn't my screen-name,
685
00:24:35,327 --> 00:24:37,330
but my class ring says,
"A Big Deal," on it.
686
00:24:37,331 --> 00:24:38,563
- Oh, no!
- Whoa, that's good!
687
00:24:38,564 --> 00:24:40,575
Wow, West Side Story fucked us up.
688
00:24:41,500 --> 00:24:46,694
Mine was Belleoftheball,
because of a Guster song,
689
00:24:46,749 --> 00:24:49,006
where that is a lyric, 103, which is
690
00:24:49,007 --> 00:24:51,399
where in the song, that
lyric first appears.
691
00:24:51,424 --> 00:24:52,516
Whoa...
692
00:24:52,541 --> 00:24:54,612
But the Belle was spelled with an E,
693
00:24:54,613 --> 00:24:57,298
because that was my
favorite Disney princess.
694
00:24:57,323 --> 00:24:58,470
- That's rough.
- Oh, my...
695
00:24:58,495 --> 00:25:00,431
- Isn't that just like, layers of sadness?
- There's so many layers.
696
00:25:00,456 --> 00:25:02,189
- Honestly though if I'd known
- This is so earnest.
697
00:25:02,214 --> 00:25:03,345
Sarah in in high school,
I would have been like,
698
00:25:03,384 --> 00:25:07,058
"you are deep girl, I wanna be like you."
699
00:25:07,083 --> 00:25:09,160
Mine, was complicated,
700
00:25:09,161 --> 00:25:12,196
because I'm a big X-Men fan.
701
00:25:12,197 --> 00:25:13,530
- Okay.
- Okay.
702
00:25:13,531 --> 00:25:15,166
So I wanted an X in it, and my mom
703
00:25:15,167 --> 00:25:17,500
had a porcelain figure of a swan...
704
00:25:17,501 --> 00:25:19,170
Oh, God.
705
00:25:19,171 --> 00:25:20,539
I looked to like, the
left, and it was there,
706
00:25:20,540 --> 00:25:23,634
so I was like, Swanex. And it was like,
707
00:25:23,659 --> 00:25:27,616
S W A N E X, and it
sounds like a cleaner
708
00:25:27,641 --> 00:25:30,449
- that you would like, use.
- Wait, S W A N E X?
709
00:25:30,450 --> 00:25:33,282
Yeah, S W A N E X,
and it was like, Swanex.
710
00:25:33,307 --> 00:25:36,221
You did, like, what they
do in bad writing in comedy,
711
00:25:36,246 --> 00:25:38,930
then they're like, my name
is Bob Treestonefloor.
712
00:25:39,891 --> 00:25:41,058
Let's do like, a funny one.
713
00:25:41,059 --> 00:25:42,394
- Oh, yeah, okay good, yeah.
- Yeah!
714
00:25:42,395 --> 00:25:44,230
- Okay, and...
- Good.
715
00:25:45,129 --> 00:25:47,397
Three, two, one.
716
00:25:49,234 --> 00:25:51,002
Wait, how did you guys pose?
717
00:25:51,003 --> 00:25:52,570
So we asked you guys to show us
718
00:25:52,571 --> 00:25:55,171
pictures that you had
posted on the internet,
719
00:25:55,172 --> 00:25:57,342
where you were being thirsty.
720
00:25:57,343 --> 00:25:59,543
Okay, this is Navaris.
721
00:25:59,544 --> 00:26:01,512
- That is good!
- Oh, wow!
722
00:26:01,513 --> 00:26:02,714
Is this your hair?
723
00:26:02,715 --> 00:26:03,914
That is good!
724
00:26:03,915 --> 00:26:05,515
Yeah, that was me in like, 2016.
725
00:26:05,516 --> 00:26:06,717
Wow!
726
00:26:06,718 --> 00:26:07,851
We were like, send
the picture that's like,
727
00:26:07,852 --> 00:26:09,486
we can kind of like, laugh about
728
00:26:09,487 --> 00:26:10,688
'cause you're just too thirsty in it,
729
00:26:10,689 --> 00:26:12,089
and we got this and we were like...
730
00:26:12,090 --> 00:26:13,390
No, that's fine, he
should post it, that's good.
731
00:26:13,391 --> 00:26:14,993
That's just not good...
732
00:26:14,994 --> 00:26:16,394
I would love to see that on my scroll.
733
00:26:16,395 --> 00:26:18,495
I'm really repressed, I think,
734
00:26:18,496 --> 00:26:19,664
so I'm like... but I still want
735
00:26:19,665 --> 00:26:21,599
- to participate, I'm like, okay.
- Yeah.
736
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:23,101
Yeah!
737
00:26:23,102 --> 00:26:25,435
We asked Drew for a thirsty photo,
738
00:26:25,436 --> 00:26:27,171
and it's him as a speck!
739
00:26:27,172 --> 00:26:28,207
You have to zoom in
740
00:26:28,208 --> 00:26:30,074
so much to see any body.
741
00:26:30,075 --> 00:26:31,508
- But that's what you said.
- Yeah!
742
00:26:31,509 --> 00:26:33,111
You were like, if someone's
going to "work for it,"
743
00:26:33,112 --> 00:26:35,398
- Yeah!
- Then they're gonna get the reward.
744
00:26:35,423 --> 00:26:37,352
If they really zoom in,
745
00:26:37,377 --> 00:26:40,250
you will see a blurry,
kind-of-good chest.
746
00:26:40,251 --> 00:26:42,086
- Let's show Jimmy's.
- Okay, Jimmy's is good.
747
00:26:42,111 --> 00:26:43,553
This is also good.
748
00:26:43,554 --> 00:26:45,923
Whoa!
749
00:26:45,924 --> 00:26:47,125
How did you get that?
750
00:26:47,126 --> 00:26:48,793
How did you get that?
751
00:26:48,794 --> 00:26:50,226
I'm freaking out.
752
00:26:50,227 --> 00:26:52,128
This is like, Justin Theroux!
753
00:26:52,129 --> 00:26:54,531
And by the way, when you
post a thirsty photo,
754
00:26:54,532 --> 00:26:56,801
your thirst gets quenched!
755
00:26:56,802 --> 00:26:58,859
People like that shit!
756
00:26:58,884 --> 00:27:00,085
- That's why people do it.
- Yeah!
757
00:27:00,110 --> 00:27:01,540
- I know it works!
- I know!
758
00:27:01,541 --> 00:27:03,008
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