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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,063 --> 00:00:01,496 I don't think this is a good idea. 2 00:00:01,598 --> 00:00:03,687 Cary, you're gonna be on TV. 3 00:00:03,766 --> 00:00:05,843 You can't have little tufts of hair above your crack. 4 00:00:05,906 --> 00:00:09,074 No, I mean, I don't think I should do the show at all. 5 00:00:09,168 --> 00:00:10,367 What? You got asked to be 6 00:00:10,469 --> 00:00:12,001 on "Watch What Happens Live." 7 00:00:12,103 --> 00:00:13,837 Jesus, it's the best show on TV. 8 00:00:13,938 --> 00:00:16,406 Yeah, but I got asked to be the shirtless bartender. 9 00:00:16,508 --> 00:00:18,641 I just stand behind the real guests 10 00:00:18,744 --> 00:00:20,543 and laugh at their jokes. 11 00:00:20,645 --> 00:00:22,178 I thought we were gonna stop being snobby about things. 12 00:00:22,280 --> 00:00:23,413 They saw you in Chase's video. 13 00:00:23,515 --> 00:00:24,848 They asked you to do the show. 14 00:00:24,949 --> 00:00:26,148 You do it. 15 00:00:26,251 --> 00:00:28,150 I guess it is good to be seen or... 16 00:00:28,253 --> 00:00:29,519 Plus you can make connections. 17 00:00:29,621 --> 00:00:30,587 Andy Cohen gets legit people. 18 00:00:30,689 --> 00:00:32,789 - Meryl Streep did it. - Whoa, really? 19 00:00:32,891 --> 00:00:34,991 Yeah, she was on with one of Lisa Vanderpump's dogs. 20 00:00:35,093 --> 00:00:36,292 I wonder who my guests are tonight. 21 00:00:36,395 --> 00:00:37,794 I'm already looking it up. 22 00:00:37,896 --> 00:00:43,198 Okay, your Meryl is... oh, Patrick Wilson. 23 00:00:43,300 --> 00:00:45,469 Oh, cool, he was in "Fargo." I love him. 24 00:00:45,540 --> 00:00:46,579 You know, I actually went 25 00:00:46,665 --> 00:00:48,461 to the same theater school as his cousin. 26 00:00:48,541 --> 00:00:49,806 Okay, and your dog 27 00:00:49,892 --> 00:00:54,229 is children's book author Pat Dubek? 28 00:00:56,264 --> 00:00:58,658 Guess who's gonna be on "Watch What Happens Live"? 29 00:00:58,713 --> 00:01:01,080 I love my year of yes. 30 00:01:01,182 --> 00:01:04,379 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. 31 00:01:04,442 --> 00:01:06,417 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 32 00:01:06,488 --> 00:01:08,621 Okay, everybody, listen up. 33 00:01:08,723 --> 00:01:09,656 Gather round. 34 00:01:09,758 --> 00:01:11,490 Hold the work. 35 00:01:11,592 --> 00:01:15,560 The director would like to say a few words before we start. 36 00:01:15,663 --> 00:01:17,128 Oh, hey, gang. 37 00:01:17,230 --> 00:01:19,331 Uh, sorry I can't be there. 38 00:01:19,433 --> 00:01:21,800 I'm in Hawaii directing the new "Jurassic World" movie. 39 00:01:21,902 --> 00:01:23,935 But I fucking love money, 40 00:01:24,037 --> 00:01:26,271 so I'm also gonna direct this little music video real quick. 41 00:01:26,373 --> 00:01:29,658 Let's get the product placement stuff out of the way first. 42 00:01:29,744 --> 00:01:31,510 Okay, we need ChaseDreams to set. 43 00:01:31,612 --> 00:01:33,845 Anybody have eyes on ChaseDreams? 44 00:01:33,947 --> 00:01:35,347 Come on, eight. 45 00:01:35,449 --> 00:01:36,448 Come on, nine. 46 00:01:36,550 --> 00:01:38,183 Push it, baby. You are a god. Come on. 47 00:01:38,285 --> 00:01:41,385 This is Chase's assistant. I'm... I'm bringing him in now. 48 00:01:41,487 --> 00:01:42,836 Oh, we need two more minutes. 49 00:01:42,914 --> 00:01:44,488 We're trying to get his pecs to pop. 50 00:01:44,590 --> 00:01:47,391 He's 13. I don't think his pecs can pop. 51 00:01:47,493 --> 00:01:49,023 And why does he suddenly need pecs? 52 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:52,197 Because, Brooke, look, we did sweet. We did gay. 53 00:01:52,299 --> 00:01:56,039 - Now he's a fuck boy. - Ew, don't call him that. 54 00:01:56,163 --> 00:01:57,443 Come on, clench. 55 00:01:57,545 --> 00:01:59,187 If you crap, I want it to have to fight its way out. Come on. 56 00:01:59,272 --> 00:02:01,105 Ugh, this guy sucks. 57 00:02:01,208 --> 00:02:02,673 I can't believe I have to have sex with him. 58 00:02:02,775 --> 00:02:06,244 - You don't. - No, he's very Dom and very hot, 59 00:02:06,346 --> 00:02:08,111 so, unfortunately, I do. 60 00:02:08,214 --> 00:02:09,346 Good, all right. 61 00:02:09,448 --> 00:02:10,762 Guys, we need ChaseDreams. 62 00:02:10,833 --> 00:02:12,349 And make sure he's wearing the bracelet. 63 00:02:12,451 --> 00:02:13,851 This is Chase's assistant. 64 00:02:13,953 --> 00:02:15,118 I'm bringing him now, 65 00:02:15,221 --> 00:02:16,523 and we actually decided necklace. 66 00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:20,692 - Okay, here we go. And five, six... - I love having a walk. 67 00:02:20,826 --> 00:02:24,061 Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 68 00:02:24,163 --> 00:02:26,930 One, two, whip, pull, yes, yes. 69 00:02:27,032 --> 00:02:29,532 Oh, shit. 70 00:02:29,634 --> 00:02:31,501 Awesome. 71 00:02:31,603 --> 00:02:33,170 How you doing? You excited? 72 00:02:33,272 --> 00:02:35,305 Oh, I'm so nervous I could barf. 73 00:02:35,407 --> 00:02:38,131 - I just hope I don't mess up tonight. - Don't be nervous. 74 00:02:38,193 --> 00:02:40,743 You literally can't mess up "Watch What Happens Live." 75 00:02:40,845 --> 00:02:42,879 Yeah, well, at least I'll have you next to me. 76 00:02:42,989 --> 00:02:45,655 Well, behind you, but yeah. It'll be nice to hang out. 77 00:02:45,750 --> 00:02:47,495 I feel like you've been so busy since you moved here. 78 00:02:47,557 --> 00:02:48,951 Okay, I gotta run. 79 00:02:49,053 --> 00:02:51,053 Ugh, you're so lucky you don't have to wear clothes tonight. 80 00:02:51,155 --> 00:02:54,290 Yes, I feel very, very lucky. 81 00:02:56,886 --> 00:03:00,062 Hi, um, I'm looking to get jacked fast. 82 00:03:00,164 --> 00:03:01,630 Do you have a gym membership? 83 00:03:01,732 --> 00:03:04,660 No, uh, but it's kind of an emergency. 84 00:03:04,715 --> 00:03:07,036 I'm gonna be the bartender on "Watch What Happens Live" 85 00:03:07,138 --> 00:03:08,437 'cause, just... it's good to be seen. 86 00:03:08,539 --> 00:03:11,072 Okay, yeah, no, totally. I did that last week. 87 00:03:11,174 --> 00:03:12,707 Oh, are you an actor too? 88 00:03:12,809 --> 00:03:14,209 Yeah. Well, no. 89 00:03:14,311 --> 00:03:18,846 I met Andy at a rag & bone and he just asked me. 90 00:03:18,949 --> 00:03:20,248 Oh. 91 00:03:20,350 --> 00:03:21,957 Good, good, good, good, good. 92 00:03:22,050 --> 00:03:23,618 Okay, you're chillin' on your car. 93 00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:26,121 Good, yeah, you're loving your watch. 94 00:03:26,223 --> 00:03:27,389 Put it a little closer to your face. 95 00:03:27,490 --> 00:03:28,925 Okay, like, but do it naturally. 96 00:03:28,996 --> 00:03:30,892 Hold it like you'd hold your watch 97 00:03:30,994 --> 00:03:32,394 close to your face on your car. 98 00:03:32,495 --> 00:03:34,629 Good. 99 00:03:38,568 --> 00:03:41,433 Oh, my God. Brooke Dubek? 100 00:03:41,502 --> 00:03:43,072 Genevieve Kim. 101 00:03:43,175 --> 00:03:44,939 We used to dance together at SAB. 102 00:03:45,018 --> 00:03:47,829 Oh, hi, yeah. 103 00:03:47,854 --> 00:03:50,311 Are you dancing in your brother's video? 104 00:03:50,413 --> 00:03:53,113 I thought you stopped after you broke your ankle 105 00:03:53,215 --> 00:03:55,582 - a long time ago. - Yeah, I did. 106 00:03:55,684 --> 00:03:59,153 I, um, I'm actually here because I'm... 107 00:03:59,255 --> 00:04:00,454 I'm his... I'm his manager. 108 00:04:00,556 --> 00:04:03,616 Yeah, I'm a really big-time manager now. 109 00:04:03,709 --> 00:04:06,827 - That is so cool. - Yeah, my life is very cool. 110 00:04:06,936 --> 00:04:08,262 We need Chase's assistant to set. 111 00:04:08,364 --> 00:04:10,331 We've got a snack emergency. 112 00:04:10,433 --> 00:04:13,133 Oh, I don't know why they gave this to a manager. 113 00:04:14,149 --> 00:04:15,535 Anyway, how are you? 114 00:04:15,637 --> 00:04:17,804 I saw on Facebook you did a gig in Paris. 115 00:04:17,906 --> 00:04:19,620 - Yeah. - So fun. 116 00:04:19,698 --> 00:04:21,475 I bet it was really rainy, though. 117 00:04:21,577 --> 00:04:24,578 No, no, it was really, really sunny. 118 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:26,447 Anybody got eyes on Chase's assistant? 119 00:04:26,520 --> 00:04:28,532 I repeat, we have a snack emergency. 120 00:04:28,618 --> 00:04:30,283 Where is this dumb bitch? 121 00:04:30,385 --> 00:04:32,886 Brooke, why is your walkie on the ground? 122 00:04:32,934 --> 00:04:34,199 They're calling you on set. 123 00:04:34,294 --> 00:04:36,494 We have a snack emergency. 124 00:04:36,550 --> 00:04:37,886 I'm gonna head back to holding. 125 00:04:37,980 --> 00:04:40,193 The choreographer is a disaster. 126 00:04:40,238 --> 00:04:43,339 Just be glad you don't have to deal with that anymore, right? 127 00:04:44,663 --> 00:04:47,608 "Be glad you don't have to deal with that anymore." 128 00:04:47,663 --> 00:04:48,928 Asshole. 129 00:04:56,349 --> 00:04:57,951 Pardon me, sir. 130 00:05:03,033 --> 00:05:04,109 Nope. 131 00:05:08,916 --> 00:05:10,093 I think this one's broken. 132 00:05:22,028 --> 00:05:23,322 It's been one minute? 133 00:05:25,999 --> 00:05:27,455 You have a great day as well. 134 00:05:27,533 --> 00:05:29,300 Finished already? 135 00:05:29,403 --> 00:05:31,503 Huh? No, uh, no. 136 00:05:31,605 --> 00:05:33,738 No, I just thought there might be some, uh... 137 00:05:33,840 --> 00:05:36,741 I thought there might be heavier weights out here. 138 00:05:36,843 --> 00:05:38,510 Hi, hello. 139 00:05:38,612 --> 00:05:41,012 Um, but I'm just gonna make do with the lighter ones 140 00:05:41,114 --> 00:05:43,400 that are inside. 141 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:51,221 You hiding from the weights too? 142 00:05:55,193 --> 00:05:57,227 - Care bear. - Lance? 143 00:05:57,329 --> 00:05:59,195 Okay, we don't know what some of these products 144 00:05:59,298 --> 00:06:01,506 are actually gonna be yet, so just pretend 145 00:06:01,569 --> 00:06:04,134 you're watching the coolest movie that you've ever seen. 146 00:06:04,236 --> 00:06:07,003 Now it's a scary movie. 147 00:06:07,105 --> 00:06:08,338 Now it's a funny movie. 148 00:06:08,441 --> 00:06:10,006 Now it's a dating website. 149 00:06:10,108 --> 00:06:12,666 Now it's a Christian dating website. 150 00:06:12,705 --> 00:06:15,963 Yep, all right. Now it's "Chicago Med." 151 00:06:16,057 --> 00:06:17,361 Now "Chicago Fire." 152 00:06:17,439 --> 00:06:19,082 Now "Chicago PD." 153 00:06:19,184 --> 00:06:20,484 Good, one of those should work. 154 00:06:20,586 --> 00:06:22,653 God, I love money. 155 00:06:22,755 --> 00:06:24,721 Check the gate on whatever that was. 156 00:06:24,824 --> 00:06:26,316 Turn around. Let's get Chase to wardrobe. 157 00:06:32,121 --> 00:06:33,254 Excuse me, Genevieve. 158 00:06:33,356 --> 00:06:34,922 Oh, hey, Brooke. 159 00:06:35,024 --> 00:06:36,390 I was just telling the girls how we used to dance together. 160 00:06:36,419 --> 00:06:37,424 I know what you were saying, 161 00:06:37,449 --> 00:06:38,685 that you're so much better than me 162 00:06:38,747 --> 00:06:40,928 because I'm my little brother's assistant and you're still 163 00:06:41,030 --> 00:06:43,197 dancing in Paris while it's sunny. 164 00:06:43,299 --> 00:06:44,583 Well, guess what? 165 00:06:44,646 --> 00:06:47,134 I might not be a dancer anymore, but I'm happy, yeah, 166 00:06:47,237 --> 00:06:49,436 because I have purpose, I have direction, 167 00:06:49,538 --> 00:06:52,406 and most importantly, my toes are back to normal. 168 00:06:52,508 --> 00:06:55,185 So you take your... 169 00:06:57,216 --> 00:06:58,456 Oh, my God. 170 00:06:58,537 --> 00:07:00,119 Your toes are that bad? 171 00:07:00,585 --> 00:07:01,835 Okay, you know how people always talk about 172 00:07:01,890 --> 00:07:03,843 how they want to look like a million bucks? 173 00:07:03,953 --> 00:07:08,176 Well, now you can also sound like a dollar. 174 00:07:08,255 --> 00:07:09,731 - Oh. - You see? 175 00:07:09,801 --> 00:07:12,583 - Whoa, cool, very cool. - Come on, man. 176 00:07:12,622 --> 00:07:14,456 Hey, yo, your mom texted me. 177 00:07:14,512 --> 00:07:16,707 You got asked to be on "Watch What Happens Live." 178 00:07:16,809 --> 00:07:18,674 - That is dope, bro. - Yeah, yeah. 179 00:07:18,729 --> 00:07:20,129 That's the best show on TV, I feel. 180 00:07:20,231 --> 00:07:21,863 That's what a lot of people keep saying. 181 00:07:21,966 --> 00:07:24,967 - Um, wait, you text my mom? - All the time. 182 00:07:25,033 --> 00:07:26,374 Yo, did you know that she wrote a children's book? 183 00:07:26,452 --> 00:07:28,337 I feel like your mom is really making the most 184 00:07:28,439 --> 00:07:30,839 - out of this Chase sitch. - Yes, she is. 185 00:07:30,941 --> 00:07:32,641 I'm trying to as well. 186 00:07:32,743 --> 00:07:33,812 I guess I just... 187 00:07:33,898 --> 00:07:36,826 I'm not a "shirtless on TV" type of guy. 188 00:07:36,904 --> 00:07:38,420 - What? - That take a lot of... 189 00:07:38,498 --> 00:07:39,514 Care bear, come on, man. 190 00:07:39,617 --> 00:07:40,882 You sexy as fuck, dude. 191 00:07:40,985 --> 00:07:42,013 - No. - Come on. 192 00:07:42,038 --> 00:07:42,991 Come on. 193 00:07:43,029 --> 00:07:44,853 - Do a spin for me. - Huh? 194 00:07:44,955 --> 00:07:47,171 - Get up and do a spin for me, bro. - I really... I'm fine. 195 00:07:47,241 --> 00:07:49,124 Get up and do a spin for me, seriously. 196 00:07:49,226 --> 00:07:50,726 Come on, let me see this. 197 00:07:50,828 --> 00:07:54,085 Okay, okay. 198 00:07:54,155 --> 00:07:56,331 Give me a little of this. Uh... 199 00:07:56,433 --> 00:07:58,734 Okay, you're thin but you're tight. 200 00:07:58,836 --> 00:08:00,135 Thank you. 201 00:08:00,237 --> 00:08:01,503 Now if you shave those little butt tufts, 202 00:08:01,528 --> 00:08:02,579 I think you'll be good to go. 203 00:08:02,606 --> 00:08:04,773 Oh, yeah, uh, Brooke got most of those, 204 00:08:04,883 --> 00:08:06,462 and I think she shaved off a mole. 205 00:08:06,516 --> 00:08:09,212 - I've been bleeding. - All right, man, listen to me. 206 00:08:09,312 --> 00:08:13,213 You are a beautiful man and your body is tight. 207 00:08:13,315 --> 00:08:15,143 Say it. 208 00:08:15,229 --> 00:08:19,520 I am a beautiful man and my body is toight. 209 00:08:19,622 --> 00:08:21,022 Good. 210 00:08:21,124 --> 00:08:22,807 And, listen, if you're really not feeling yourself, 211 00:08:22,893 --> 00:08:25,417 just do what Brooke does before every vacation: 212 00:08:25,528 --> 00:08:26,994 say you're gonna work out for two months 213 00:08:27,096 --> 00:08:28,428 and then just get a haircut and a spray tan 214 00:08:28,531 --> 00:08:30,330 on the way to the airport. 215 00:08:30,432 --> 00:08:31,899 Later, Care. 216 00:08:37,040 --> 00:08:39,373 ♪ Andy Cohen's got the 411 ♪ 217 00:08:39,475 --> 00:08:42,843 ♪ King, king of midnight fun ♪ 218 00:08:42,945 --> 00:08:44,378 ♪ MC AC ♪ 219 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:46,846 Hey, everybody, it's Andy Cohen. 220 00:08:46,948 --> 00:08:48,203 I'm here in the Bravo Clubhouse 221 00:08:48,289 --> 00:08:50,850 with two guests who put the dish in distinguished. 222 00:08:50,952 --> 00:08:52,486 He's starring as Lord Licorice 223 00:08:52,588 --> 00:08:55,422 in this summer's biggest blockbuster, "Candy Land," 224 00:08:55,516 --> 00:08:56,790 Patrick Wilson. 225 00:08:56,899 --> 00:08:58,399 Whoo-hoo. Hi, Andy, how are you? 226 00:08:58,424 --> 00:08:59,428 Great to see you. 227 00:08:59,530 --> 00:09:01,295 And she's the mom of ChaseDreams 228 00:09:01,397 --> 00:09:02,996 and the author of the new children's book 229 00:09:03,098 --> 00:09:07,401 "DolphinDreams," Pat Dubek. 230 00:09:07,503 --> 00:09:09,135 I'm so excited to be here. Hi, Andy. 231 00:09:09,238 --> 00:09:10,770 I'm so happy to see you. 232 00:09:10,872 --> 00:09:13,151 I got to say, I am obsessed with your son. 233 00:09:13,237 --> 00:09:14,841 The two of us should collab. 234 00:09:14,943 --> 00:09:16,710 You should. On what? 235 00:09:16,812 --> 00:09:18,144 Speaking of sons, 236 00:09:18,247 --> 00:09:20,158 your other son is bartending for us tonight. 237 00:09:20,237 --> 00:09:22,630 Say hi to Cary Dubek. 238 00:09:22,729 --> 00:09:24,474 Hi, I'm an actor. 239 00:09:24,575 --> 00:09:27,364 And what have you got for us tonight, Mr. Actor? 240 00:09:27,443 --> 00:09:31,290 Oh, uh, I didn't... I didn't really prepare anything, 241 00:09:31,392 --> 00:09:35,061 but I guess... I guess I can do "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern." 242 00:09:35,163 --> 00:09:39,417 We must be born with an intuition of mortality. 243 00:09:39,442 --> 00:09:40,867 You know what, I actually meant 244 00:09:40,969 --> 00:09:42,468 what cocktail are you serving tonight? 245 00:09:42,570 --> 00:09:43,870 Oh, uh... 246 00:09:43,948 --> 00:09:45,041 But that was still very good, honey. 247 00:09:45,104 --> 00:09:46,636 - Yeah, that was great. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 248 00:09:46,714 --> 00:09:48,141 And I like your fancy new hair. 249 00:09:48,243 --> 00:09:49,768 Oh, no, the... this isn't new. 250 00:09:49,854 --> 00:09:51,811 This is... this is just my hair. 251 00:09:51,836 --> 00:09:52,769 I know, but I saw you this morning. 252 00:09:52,794 --> 00:09:53,858 It definitely looked different. 253 00:09:53,925 --> 00:09:55,858 Oh, my God. 254 00:09:55,960 --> 00:09:58,901 It's like I'm still living paycheck to paycheck. 255 00:09:58,964 --> 00:10:01,196 I can barely pay rent. 256 00:10:01,298 --> 00:10:03,507 That gig in Paris, we all had to pay for our own travel. 257 00:10:03,532 --> 00:10:05,333 God, I love hearing this. 258 00:10:05,436 --> 00:10:07,603 I mean, oh, girl. 259 00:10:07,705 --> 00:10:09,337 And my feet, they are bad. 260 00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:11,974 Every time I post a fun pic of them by the pool, 261 00:10:12,076 --> 00:10:13,777 it gets flagged as inappropriate content. 262 00:10:13,839 --> 00:10:17,112 Oh, sorry, that's me. 263 00:10:17,214 --> 00:10:18,847 It's just that, um, your toes aren't supposed 264 00:10:18,950 --> 00:10:20,583 to point at each other. 265 00:10:20,685 --> 00:10:24,053 And I'm 30, which is, like, you know, old for a dancer. 266 00:10:24,154 --> 00:10:26,488 I don't know what I'm gonna do. 267 00:10:26,591 --> 00:10:29,958 W-w-what are your passions? 268 00:10:30,060 --> 00:10:31,993 - I like to travel. - Okay. 269 00:10:32,096 --> 00:10:34,696 Maybe I could travel across the country, 270 00:10:34,798 --> 00:10:38,533 be a travel agent... travel writer... 271 00:10:38,635 --> 00:10:40,202 travel photographer. 272 00:10:40,304 --> 00:10:42,070 Now, Patrick, I heard on "Candy Land" you had 273 00:10:42,172 --> 00:10:44,672 sort of a running prank with Margot Robbie. 274 00:10:44,774 --> 00:10:47,675 Yeah, yeah, okay, so Margot, she plays Princess Lolly. 275 00:10:47,777 --> 00:10:49,944 - She hates sour cream. - Uh-oh. 276 00:10:50,046 --> 00:10:53,200 So anytime she left her coffee out, 277 00:10:53,270 --> 00:10:54,616 I'd put sour cream in it. 278 00:10:54,641 --> 00:10:57,252 You little prankster. 279 00:10:57,277 --> 00:10:58,393 What? 280 00:10:58,418 --> 00:11:01,623 Uh, uh, you... you little prankster. 281 00:11:01,725 --> 00:11:04,092 Oh, yeah, yeah, yes. I am. 282 00:11:04,193 --> 00:11:05,426 Now, Pat, let's talk about your book. 283 00:11:05,528 --> 00:11:07,228 I have a copy right here. 284 00:11:07,330 --> 00:11:08,997 Oh, no, that's not my book. 285 00:11:09,099 --> 00:11:10,832 Oh, wait, yes, that is my book. 286 00:11:10,934 --> 00:11:12,900 I'm sorry. It came out great. 287 00:11:13,003 --> 00:11:14,166 Now, what's the book about? 288 00:11:14,244 --> 00:11:16,564 Well, Andy, it's seven thick pages. 289 00:11:16,650 --> 00:11:19,373 It's about a little dolphin from Ohio 290 00:11:19,475 --> 00:11:21,442 who posts a video on DolphinTube 291 00:11:21,544 --> 00:11:23,517 and then becomes a famous dolphin singer. 292 00:11:23,620 --> 00:11:25,298 Ooh, is it based on anything? 293 00:11:25,368 --> 00:11:28,679 Why, yes, Patrick Wilson, it is based on my son Chase. 294 00:11:28,704 --> 00:11:31,247 I know, I know. I'm just... I was joking. 295 00:11:31,287 --> 00:11:32,302 Oh. 296 00:11:32,357 --> 00:11:35,161 - That's funny. That's really good. - What? 297 00:11:35,224 --> 00:11:37,057 Um, nothing. 298 00:11:37,160 --> 00:11:39,333 It's... I was just trying to connect. 299 00:11:39,411 --> 00:11:41,061 Okay, when we come back, 300 00:11:41,164 --> 00:11:42,887 our guests are gonna take some audience questions. 301 00:11:43,012 --> 00:11:44,286 Ooh, fun. Even Cary? 302 00:11:44,387 --> 00:11:45,866 Uh, no, just the two of you. 303 00:11:45,968 --> 00:11:47,100 Oh, sorry, honey. 304 00:11:47,203 --> 00:11:49,236 - It's... - We'll be right back. 305 00:11:49,338 --> 00:11:52,005 Or maybe I could be in the music industry. 306 00:11:52,107 --> 00:11:53,240 I could be a rapper. 307 00:11:53,342 --> 00:11:54,988 You know, like a rap critic. 308 00:11:55,050 --> 00:11:56,441 Oh, my God, is this what I sounded like? 309 00:11:56,496 --> 00:11:58,512 You know what, I can do anything. 310 00:11:58,614 --> 00:12:00,181 The world is my oyster. 311 00:12:00,283 --> 00:12:01,582 I'm gonna try oysters. 312 00:12:01,684 --> 00:12:04,017 They are delicious. 313 00:12:04,119 --> 00:12:06,119 They're fine. They're bad. 314 00:12:06,222 --> 00:12:08,455 Listen, Genevieve, you don't have to know 315 00:12:08,558 --> 00:12:11,591 exactly what you want to do, like, in this car. 316 00:12:11,693 --> 00:12:13,593 But if you want to make a change, you should. 317 00:12:13,695 --> 00:12:16,862 Starting over at 30 is scary, trust me, 318 00:12:16,964 --> 00:12:19,765 but it's worth it if you're not happy. 319 00:12:19,867 --> 00:12:24,070 And, hey, I'm here for you. 320 00:12:24,172 --> 00:12:26,406 - Really? - Yeah, well, right now, I am. 321 00:12:26,508 --> 00:12:27,907 I don't want to exchange numbers or anything. 322 00:12:28,009 --> 00:12:29,147 You know what? You're right. 323 00:12:29,209 --> 00:12:30,780 I am gonna change my life. 324 00:12:30,827 --> 00:12:32,978 - Yes, girl. - I'm gonna start over. 325 00:12:33,081 --> 00:12:34,447 Uh, slay, bitch. 326 00:12:34,549 --> 00:12:36,015 Thanks, Brooke. 327 00:12:36,117 --> 00:12:37,750 Tell them I left. 328 00:12:37,852 --> 00:12:39,151 Wait, what? 329 00:12:39,254 --> 00:12:45,591 Okay, um, I'd kill Evans, marry Pratt, F Hemsworth. 330 00:12:45,693 --> 00:12:49,228 Okay, our next question is from Angie in St. Louis, 331 00:12:49,330 --> 00:12:50,500 - and it's for you, Pat. - Oh! 332 00:12:50,563 --> 00:12:53,484 "Hey, Pat, how do you juggle being a mother and an author? 333 00:12:53,563 --> 00:12:55,935 Is there a Mr. Dreams to lighten the load?" 334 00:12:56,037 --> 00:12:58,237 - Do I look in the camera? - Sure. 335 00:12:58,339 --> 00:13:03,952 Um, no, um, he actually passed away kind of recently. 336 00:13:04,045 --> 00:13:05,677 He had cancer. 337 00:13:05,780 --> 00:13:08,480 - Oh, fuck. - I am so sorry to hear that, Pat. 338 00:13:08,582 --> 00:13:10,182 Well, uh, that's all the time we have. 339 00:13:10,284 --> 00:13:11,817 Thank you to Patrick Wilson. 340 00:13:11,879 --> 00:13:13,045 His movie's out Friday. 341 00:13:13,085 --> 00:13:16,086 Pat Dubek's book is on shelves now. 342 00:13:16,111 --> 00:13:18,056 - And our bartender, Cary. - Hey, hang on. 343 00:13:18,158 --> 00:13:19,880 - That's it for us, everybody. - Hey, hang on, Andy. 344 00:13:19,927 --> 00:13:21,961 Cary, you're an actor, right? 345 00:13:22,063 --> 00:13:23,796 You got anything you want to promote? 346 00:13:23,898 --> 00:13:26,427 Oh, uh, thanks, Patrick. 347 00:13:26,497 --> 00:13:29,364 Um, n-nothing right now. 348 00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:31,356 But that was very sweet of you, Patrick. 349 00:13:31,450 --> 00:13:33,839 All right, that's it for now. Good night, everybody. 350 00:13:38,022 --> 00:13:39,436 Okay, dancers up. 351 00:13:39,499 --> 00:13:40,811 Where's the last dancer? 352 00:13:40,872 --> 00:13:42,913 Someone said she quit to be a rap critic. 353 00:13:42,968 --> 00:13:44,975 Well, why don't we just do it without her? 354 00:13:45,046 --> 00:13:48,228 We can't. She's right next to the fuck boy... to Chase. 355 00:13:48,291 --> 00:13:50,724 Okay, is there anyone else who can fill in? 356 00:13:50,826 --> 00:13:53,027 Seven is an unlucky number. 357 00:13:53,129 --> 00:13:55,428 Can we find someone to fill in? 358 00:13:56,732 --> 00:13:57,898 Ugh. 359 00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,867 - I can do it. - I can do it. 360 00:13:59,969 --> 00:14:01,435 - Oh, sorry, I just... - Oh, sorry, I thought I would... 361 00:14:01,498 --> 00:14:03,755 I watched rehearsal so I know, like, the moves. 362 00:14:04,698 --> 00:14:06,724 You know what, Carl? 363 00:14:07,011 --> 00:14:08,770 I'm gonna take this one. 364 00:14:10,539 --> 00:14:13,422 Brooke Dubek's gonna dance. 365 00:14:18,416 --> 00:14:19,782 Hi, Cary. 366 00:14:19,838 --> 00:14:21,989 Wasn't that so much fun? Oh, don't forget to give them your mic. 367 00:14:22,014 --> 00:14:23,037 They didn't give me one. 368 00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:25,469 Mom, why did you say Dad died of cancer? 369 00:14:25,547 --> 00:14:27,484 What do you mean? That's what we decided to tell Chase. 370 00:14:27,509 --> 00:14:29,658 Yeah, Chase, not the whole viewing audience 371 00:14:29,683 --> 00:14:30,733 of "Watch What Happens." 372 00:14:30,758 --> 00:14:31,924 Well, I just figured Chase 373 00:14:32,026 --> 00:14:33,802 is gonna be watching it later so... 374 00:14:33,865 --> 00:14:37,091 - Did I mess up? - No, no, it's fine. 375 00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:38,797 The show isn't really live. 376 00:14:38,900 --> 00:14:40,665 - I'll figure it out. - Okay, great, thanks, honey. 377 00:14:40,768 --> 00:14:42,067 I really have to run. 378 00:14:42,169 --> 00:14:44,661 I have a very big meeting with Chase's team 379 00:14:44,747 --> 00:14:46,871 to talk about my next book. 380 00:14:46,973 --> 00:14:48,439 You have another book idea? 381 00:14:48,478 --> 00:14:49,845 Yes, it's gonna be about a dolphin mom 382 00:14:49,908 --> 00:14:51,794 who goes on a talk show. Bye. 383 00:14:53,213 --> 00:14:55,746 Okay, shit. 384 00:14:55,848 --> 00:14:58,316 Okay, all the dancers set? 385 00:14:58,673 --> 00:15:00,785 Track, please. And... 386 00:15:00,887 --> 00:15:02,453 Mahalo, dude. 387 00:15:02,555 --> 00:15:04,072 And action. 388 00:15:04,142 --> 00:15:05,456 ♪ Dance all day ♪ 389 00:15:05,558 --> 00:15:06,991 ♪ Dance all night ♪ 390 00:15:07,093 --> 00:15:09,573 ♪ Dance until we don't smell right ♪ 391 00:15:09,666 --> 00:15:13,375 ♪ Dance until we stink, stink, stink, stink ♪ 392 00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:15,518 ♪ Ain't a party till you reek ♪ 393 00:15:15,580 --> 00:15:19,795 ♪ So dance until you stink, stink, stink, stink ♪ 394 00:15:19,905 --> 00:15:21,638 ♪ Make your jeans smell for a week ♪ 395 00:15:21,740 --> 00:15:22,672 ♪ Dance until you ♪ 396 00:15:25,677 --> 00:15:29,212 ♪ Even the walls should stink ♪ 397 00:15:29,315 --> 00:15:31,315 - ♪ Never take... ♪ - Cut, everybody take five. 398 00:15:32,717 --> 00:15:33,817 Thanks, bud. 399 00:15:33,919 --> 00:15:36,971 - My, Brooke, I'm impressed. - Thanks. 400 00:15:37,041 --> 00:15:38,688 I was, like, as good as them. 401 00:15:38,790 --> 00:15:39,923 Sure. 402 00:15:40,025 --> 00:15:41,573 I'm surprised you volunteered. 403 00:15:41,627 --> 00:15:43,401 I thought the video was "too sexy." 404 00:15:43,471 --> 00:15:44,561 Well, at first, I was a little worried 405 00:15:44,663 --> 00:15:45,996 because it's called "Stink." 406 00:15:46,098 --> 00:15:47,897 Then I saw the choreography and I was like, 407 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,935 - "It's not that bad." - Yeah. 408 00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:52,769 Okay, dancers, let's change into second looks. 409 00:15:52,871 --> 00:15:54,403 Time for the hardcore grinding shots. 410 00:15:54,506 --> 00:15:56,372 What? 411 00:15:57,676 --> 00:16:00,109 Hi, um, I was wondering if we 412 00:16:00,211 --> 00:16:02,612 could edit a small thing out of tonight's show. 413 00:16:02,714 --> 00:16:04,413 I can't edit out your nipples, kid. 414 00:16:04,516 --> 00:16:06,481 No, I wasn't, um... I wasn't talking about my nipples, 415 00:16:06,506 --> 00:16:08,881 although now I am worried about them. 416 00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:10,435 Listen, we can't edit anything 417 00:16:10,490 --> 00:16:13,091 without Andy's approval, and he's already in Barbados. 418 00:16:13,185 --> 00:16:15,522 How? It's been 20 minutes. 419 00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:17,889 He just is. 420 00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:20,296 Okay, gosh. 421 00:16:20,398 --> 00:16:21,664 Hey, how'd it go? 422 00:16:21,766 --> 00:16:23,099 - How was Andy? - He was nice. 423 00:16:23,201 --> 00:16:25,542 He told Mom he and Chase should collab. 424 00:16:25,613 --> 00:16:27,167 - On what? - That's not why I'm calling, though. 425 00:16:27,230 --> 00:16:29,815 Mom said Dad died of cancer. 426 00:16:29,918 --> 00:16:31,717 - On the show? - Yeah. 427 00:16:31,819 --> 00:16:32,832 Okay, don't worry about it. 428 00:16:32,894 --> 00:16:34,186 - I'll take care of it. - How? 429 00:16:34,289 --> 00:16:35,687 I don't know, I'll figure something out. 430 00:16:35,733 --> 00:16:36,866 It's what I do now. 431 00:16:36,891 --> 00:16:37,990 How was bartending? 432 00:16:38,092 --> 00:16:39,758 I think bad. 433 00:16:39,860 --> 00:16:42,412 I just stood half-naked behind mom all night. 434 00:16:42,483 --> 00:16:44,592 Yep, can't imagine what that's like. 435 00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:45,723 All right, let's do the grinding. 436 00:16:45,833 --> 00:16:47,199 Cary, I gotta go. 437 00:16:47,302 --> 00:16:48,700 Okay, cue playback. 438 00:16:48,803 --> 00:16:50,869 And action. 439 00:16:50,972 --> 00:16:54,173 ♪ This goes out to all my stinky boys and stinky girls ♪ 440 00:16:54,275 --> 00:16:56,975 ♪ If you're stinking with me, put your hands up ♪ 441 00:16:57,060 --> 00:16:59,327 - Awesome. - Oh, my God. 442 00:16:59,413 --> 00:17:00,483 ♪ Your body is too stinky ♪ 443 00:17:00,546 --> 00:17:02,981 - ♪ Love the way... ♪ - Jesus Christ. 444 00:17:03,083 --> 00:17:04,615 Thank you. Thanks. 445 00:17:04,717 --> 00:17:06,918 Yep, he's 13. He's 13. He's 13. 446 00:17:07,020 --> 00:17:08,753 ♪ Ain't a party till you reek ♪ 447 00:17:08,855 --> 00:17:10,540 ♪ So dance until you stink ♪ 448 00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:15,845 - Oh, hey. - Hey, fun show. 449 00:17:15,923 --> 00:17:17,128 Yeah, yeah. 450 00:17:17,230 --> 00:17:19,331 Thanks for trying to include me at the end. 451 00:17:19,433 --> 00:17:21,199 I felt so stupid back there. 452 00:17:21,301 --> 00:17:22,415 No, no, no, come on. 453 00:17:22,462 --> 00:17:26,071 We're all actors, all gotta hustle, right? 454 00:17:26,173 --> 00:17:27,439 Totally, yeah. 455 00:17:27,540 --> 00:17:30,942 Uh, this is crazy, but I think 456 00:17:31,044 --> 00:17:33,644 I went to the same theater school as your cousin. 457 00:17:33,746 --> 00:17:36,046 - Really? - Yeah. 458 00:17:36,148 --> 00:17:37,278 Small world. 459 00:17:37,364 --> 00:17:39,784 Yeah. 460 00:17:39,886 --> 00:17:41,786 Oh, crap, you know, I forgot my headphones. 461 00:17:41,888 --> 00:17:43,098 - You take it, though. - Okay. 462 00:17:43,199 --> 00:17:45,177 - Nice to meet you, though. - Oh, yeah, nice to meet you. 463 00:17:50,329 --> 00:17:52,930 Oh, God. 464 00:17:53,032 --> 00:17:55,032 Now, Patrick, I heard on "Candy Land" you had 465 00:17:55,134 --> 00:17:57,358 sort of a running prank with Margot Robbie. 466 00:17:57,436 --> 00:17:59,358 Aw, look at your little nipples. 467 00:17:59,420 --> 00:18:02,522 - You're so cute. - No, I'm not. 468 00:18:02,561 --> 00:18:04,759 Okay, I know you're not gonna believe me, 469 00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:06,592 but you come off very endearing. 470 00:18:06,617 --> 00:18:07,548 - Mm-hmm. - No. 471 00:18:07,573 --> 00:18:08,865 Also, you look hot. 472 00:18:08,912 --> 00:18:11,715 I mean, you're literally up Patrick Wilson's ass, but... 473 00:18:11,817 --> 00:18:13,405 - He was actually very nice. - He was. 474 00:18:13,464 --> 00:18:15,865 Oh, my God, I'm so sore. 475 00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:18,256 Did it make you sad that you weren't still dancing, Brooky? 476 00:18:18,327 --> 00:18:20,427 Um, no, actually. 477 00:18:20,529 --> 00:18:21,661 I like what I'm doing. 478 00:18:21,764 --> 00:18:22,997 Plus if I had kept dancing, 479 00:18:23,099 --> 00:18:25,632 I'd be starting over now anyway so... 480 00:18:25,734 --> 00:18:27,755 I guess in some ways, I got a head start. 481 00:18:27,833 --> 00:18:30,104 - That's beautiful. - Thanks, Mom. 482 00:18:30,206 --> 00:18:32,139 No, I mean the top that I'm wearing. 483 00:18:32,241 --> 00:18:33,607 I chose the right one. 484 00:18:33,709 --> 00:18:35,481 Yeah, you look great. 485 00:18:35,567 --> 00:18:37,097 Oh, and I guess congrats on the book 486 00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:38,667 that appeared out of nowhere. 487 00:18:38,722 --> 00:18:39,980 Oh, thank you. 488 00:18:40,082 --> 00:18:41,683 "How do you juggle being a mother... 489 00:18:41,753 --> 00:18:43,714 Oh, no, this is the part that I messed up. 490 00:18:43,776 --> 00:18:45,619 Is there a Mr. Dreams to lighten the load?" 491 00:18:45,721 --> 00:18:49,551 Um, no, um, he actually passed away. 492 00:18:49,598 --> 00:18:51,565 Well, uh, that's all the time we have. 493 00:18:51,590 --> 00:18:52,934 Thank you to Patrick Wilson. 494 00:18:52,989 --> 00:18:55,829 Oh, Cary, you fixed it. 495 00:18:55,931 --> 00:18:57,435 Thank you so much. 496 00:18:57,514 --> 00:18:59,310 Oh, no, don't thank me. Thank Brooke. 497 00:18:59,396 --> 00:19:01,968 I told you I'd take care of it. 498 00:19:02,888 --> 00:19:06,607 Um, but, Mom, I think maybe now we should talk about Dad. 499 00:19:06,658 --> 00:19:10,226 Yeah, Mom, maybe it's time to tell Chase the truth. 500 00:19:11,413 --> 00:19:15,081 Oh, yeah, yeah, but not now. 501 00:19:15,183 --> 00:19:18,651 I'm just... guys, I'm so tired from my big day with Andy. 502 00:19:18,753 --> 00:19:21,344 Hit the hay. 503 00:19:21,414 --> 00:19:24,032 But soon, yeah. Okay, good night, guys. 504 00:19:24,101 --> 00:19:25,140 I love you. 505 00:19:25,226 --> 00:19:28,061 Okay. 506 00:19:28,163 --> 00:19:29,862 How did you get that edited out? 507 00:19:29,965 --> 00:19:32,098 Well, Andy wanted to collab with Chase, 508 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:36,041 so let's just say I found a way to make that happen. 509 00:19:36,138 --> 00:19:37,861 Good night. 510 00:19:39,611 --> 00:19:41,265 I do look hot. 511 00:19:44,813 --> 00:19:47,789 ♪ Patty cake, patty cake, baker's man ♪ 512 00:19:51,085 --> 00:19:53,639 ♪ Bake me a party as dope as you can ♪ 513 00:19:53,687 --> 00:19:56,455 ♪ I've been a lot of places ♪ 514 00:19:56,550 --> 00:19:59,804 ♪ Partied in Miami, Argentina, and Ibiza too ♪ 515 00:19:59,877 --> 00:20:02,678 ♪ Never leave the dance floor ♪ 516 00:20:02,780 --> 00:20:04,707 ♪ Always find me sweating till the morning ♪ 517 00:20:04,776 --> 00:20:06,261 ♪ With my whole dream crew ♪ 518 00:20:06,340 --> 00:20:09,685 ♪ We dance all day, dance all night ♪ 519 00:20:09,787 --> 00:20:11,720 ♪ Dance until we don't smell right ♪ 520 00:20:11,822 --> 00:20:15,791 ♪ Dance until we stink, stink, stink, stink ♪ 521 00:20:15,893 --> 00:20:17,993 ♪ Ain't a party till you reek ♪ 522 00:20:18,095 --> 00:20:21,997 ♪ So dance until you stink, stink, stink, stink ♪ 523 00:20:22,099 --> 00:20:24,026 ♪ Make your jeans smell for a week ♪ 524 00:20:24,104 --> 00:20:25,277 ♪ Dance until you... ♪ 525 00:20:28,456 --> 00:20:29,954 ♪ No need to drink ♪ 526 00:20:30,010 --> 00:20:31,673 ♪ Just dance until you... ♪ 527 00:20:34,778 --> 00:20:37,778 ♪ Even the walls should stink ♪ 528 00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:40,181 ♪ Never take a shower ♪ 529 00:20:40,282 --> 00:20:41,582 ♪ Don't have time to wash my body ♪ 530 00:20:41,684 --> 00:20:43,650 ♪ When I'm twerking all night long ♪ 531 00:20:43,753 --> 00:20:46,187 ♪ And, man, I'm getting sour ♪ 532 00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:47,707 ♪ But the ladies love it ♪ 533 00:20:47,777 --> 00:20:49,903 ♪ When my body smells all jank and wrong ♪ 534 00:20:49,996 --> 00:20:51,458 ♪ My pits smell wrong ♪ 535 00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:53,238 ♪ My neck smells wrong ♪ 536 00:20:53,301 --> 00:20:55,520 ♪ My whole body smells wrong ♪ 537 00:20:55,582 --> 00:20:56,672 ♪ That's because I... ♪ 538 00:20:56,752 --> 00:20:59,463 ♪ Stink, stink, stink, stink ♪ 539 00:20:59,578 --> 00:21:00,811 Okay, as we all go up, 540 00:21:00,913 --> 00:21:02,980 let's just remember that he's 13. 541 00:21:03,082 --> 00:21:05,716 Just think of him as your little brother. 542 00:21:05,818 --> 00:21:09,519 Okay, well, your family is not like mine. 543 00:21:09,622 --> 00:21:11,955 Does this make you uncomfortable? 544 00:21:12,291 --> 00:21:13,757 Okay, good. 545 00:21:14,539 --> 00:21:17,648 Hi, everyone! Thanks for joining us, this is what is it called? 546 00:21:17,695 --> 00:21:18,757 The Other Show. 547 00:21:21,288 --> 00:21:23,616 Hey everyone, thanks for joining us on "The Other Show". 548 00:21:23,641 --> 00:21:25,983 Today we're talking about episode six. 549 00:21:26,008 --> 00:21:27,960 And we're here with Helene and Drew as always, 550 00:21:28,023 --> 00:21:29,850 - and Molly Shannon who plays Pat! - Hi, Molly. 551 00:21:29,912 --> 00:21:31,811 Hello, so happy to be here. 552 00:21:31,898 --> 00:21:35,014 This is so... This is like my dream of being an actress, 553 00:21:35,053 --> 00:21:36,062 - like, on a show... - What do you mean? 554 00:21:36,087 --> 00:21:37,498 With a couch, talking. 555 00:21:37,523 --> 00:21:39,135 That's why you got into this. 556 00:21:39,221 --> 00:21:40,885 - Yeah, kind of. - To sit on a couch. 557 00:21:43,816 --> 00:21:46,322 Guess who's going to be on "Watch What Happens Live"? 558 00:21:46,386 --> 00:21:48,627 I love my year of yes. 559 00:21:48,652 --> 00:21:51,527 Was it weird to, like, 560 00:21:51,562 --> 00:21:53,705 shoot "Watch What Happens Live" in character, or no? 561 00:21:53,730 --> 00:21:55,744 - Uh, that was a little weird, - CHRIS: Yeah. 562 00:21:55,791 --> 00:21:59,712 It's interesting, because I've hardly ever done that, 563 00:21:59,812 --> 00:22:01,581 - Yeah. - So it's very strange, 564 00:22:01,636 --> 00:22:04,816 cause in real life I get nervous as myself, if I do a talk show. 565 00:22:04,893 --> 00:22:06,086 That does feel strange, 566 00:22:06,164 --> 00:22:07,281 cause you're not yourself, 567 00:22:07,321 --> 00:22:08,589 - So you don't feel as nervous. - Yeah. 568 00:22:08,614 --> 00:22:10,024 And you're sitting next to Patrick Wilson, 569 00:22:10,049 --> 00:22:11,062 playing himself, 570 00:22:11,092 --> 00:22:12,265 but you're in character? 571 00:22:12,312 --> 00:22:13,927 - It's bizarre! - So weird! 572 00:22:14,028 --> 00:22:15,294 He was really nice. 573 00:22:15,395 --> 00:22:16,343 Hi, um, 574 00:22:16,397 --> 00:22:18,632 I'm looking to get jacked, fast. 575 00:22:18,733 --> 00:22:20,034 Do you have a gym membership? 576 00:22:20,135 --> 00:22:21,434 No, uh, 577 00:22:21,534 --> 00:22:22,937 but it's kind of an emergency, 578 00:22:22,991 --> 00:22:25,240 I'm going to be the bartender on "Watch What Happens Live", 579 00:22:25,326 --> 00:22:26,701 cause, just... it's good to be seen, 580 00:22:26,794 --> 00:22:28,818 Okay, yeah, no, totally. I did that last week. 581 00:22:28,935 --> 00:22:30,255 You've been on Watch What Happens Live, too, 582 00:22:30,302 --> 00:22:31,810 - but as the bartender, right? - Yes. 583 00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:33,364 - You have? - Yes! 584 00:22:33,427 --> 00:22:34,579 - But you weren't wearing clothes. - What? 585 00:22:34,604 --> 00:22:36,948 I was wearing clothes. I had, like, on a jacket, 586 00:22:37,042 --> 00:22:38,184 like buttoned up to my neck. 587 00:22:38,284 --> 00:22:39,485 Like, I was like... 588 00:22:39,585 --> 00:22:42,322 I could not remember that Guildenstern, 589 00:22:42,422 --> 00:22:43,757 Rosencrantz and Guildenstern line, 590 00:22:43,858 --> 00:22:45,826 because I was so nervous, like, 591 00:22:45,925 --> 00:22:47,760 it was just like sense memory of being 592 00:22:47,861 --> 00:22:50,027 behind the bartender like thing again, 593 00:22:50,098 --> 00:22:52,277 I was like oh, I'm nervous again! 594 00:22:52,316 --> 00:22:54,267 It was very funny, cause even in between takes, 595 00:22:54,368 --> 00:22:56,504 when people would be talking, or giving notes or something, 596 00:22:56,546 --> 00:22:58,204 you were always just standing back there, 597 00:22:58,281 --> 00:22:59,718 by yourself in a little bow tie, 598 00:22:59,806 --> 00:23:01,359 just still there. 599 00:23:01,445 --> 00:23:03,410 Yeah, I was trying to conserve warmth, 600 00:23:03,511 --> 00:23:04,712 and also, like, you had said, 601 00:23:04,811 --> 00:23:06,614 like, hey, we don't have much time in there, 602 00:23:06,657 --> 00:23:08,181 so any time we're in between, 603 00:23:08,281 --> 00:23:10,516 - just like... - No, I wasn't rushing the actors. 604 00:23:10,571 --> 00:23:12,930 You had all the time in the world! 605 00:23:12,985 --> 00:23:14,290 How you doing, you excited? 606 00:23:14,315 --> 00:23:16,325 Oh, I'm so nervous I could barf! 607 00:23:16,387 --> 00:23:18,153 I just hope I don't mess up tonight. 608 00:23:18,208 --> 00:23:19,223 Don't be nervous, 609 00:23:19,278 --> 00:23:21,716 you literally can't mess up "Watch What Happens Live". 610 00:23:21,786 --> 00:23:23,446 Molly, your character in particular, 611 00:23:23,547 --> 00:23:25,423 is like super starstruck, I guess. 612 00:23:25,470 --> 00:23:28,459 Like, are there people, to this day that you, Molly Shannon, 613 00:23:28,521 --> 00:23:30,069 would still be starstruck around? Or no. 614 00:23:30,162 --> 00:23:31,623 - Yes. Definitely. - There are? 615 00:23:31,686 --> 00:23:33,233 - Oh, yeah! - That you haven't met, 616 00:23:33,326 --> 00:23:34,591 or you've met them and still like... 617 00:23:34,691 --> 00:23:36,886 I met them and I still feel starstruck. 618 00:23:36,988 --> 00:23:38,761 - Who? - Like, Angelina Jolie. 619 00:23:38,862 --> 00:23:40,463 And you've met her? 620 00:23:40,564 --> 00:23:43,292 You've met Angelina? 621 00:23:43,347 --> 00:23:45,682 Every time you're around Angelina you're starstruck. 622 00:23:45,734 --> 00:23:47,470 And I get starstruck for Housewives, too. 623 00:23:47,571 --> 00:23:50,474 Like I said, like, I bumped into Shannon Beador at the LAX Airport. 624 00:23:50,544 --> 00:23:51,951 And I was like... 625 00:23:52,005 --> 00:23:54,068 It's like the gates opened up, 626 00:23:54,131 --> 00:23:55,948 like I get very excited! 627 00:23:55,995 --> 00:23:57,705 I'm obviously a big Molly fan... 628 00:23:57,814 --> 00:23:59,783 - Yeah. - and I was like, 629 00:23:59,882 --> 00:24:01,957 if... if... during the pilot when we were filming, 630 00:24:02,043 --> 00:24:05,954 I was like, if it ever looks like the person acting across from Molly 631 00:24:06,028 --> 00:24:07,545 is just a big fan of hers, 632 00:24:07,585 --> 00:24:10,436 and is smiling huge, just tell me. 633 00:24:10,499 --> 00:24:12,358 Cause I felt like I was just kind of like... 634 00:24:12,405 --> 00:24:14,066 ♪ Dance all day ♪ 635 00:24:14,136 --> 00:24:15,571 ♪ Dance all night ♪ 636 00:24:15,652 --> 00:24:17,925 ♪ Dance until we don't smell right ♪ 637 00:24:18,010 --> 00:24:19,178 ♪ Dance until we ♪ 638 00:24:19,246 --> 00:24:21,758 ♪ Stink, stink, stink, stink... ♪ 639 00:24:21,857 --> 00:24:23,749 Yeah, I, uh, I was told 640 00:24:23,834 --> 00:24:25,202 that there would be dancing in this music video, 641 00:24:25,288 --> 00:24:27,029 and they were like, there's going to be a rehearsal, 642 00:24:27,130 --> 00:24:28,298 and it sort of sounded super casual. 643 00:24:28,398 --> 00:24:29,531 And so I was like, um, 644 00:24:29,602 --> 00:24:32,347 okay so, I guess I have to learn this dance, 645 00:24:32,415 --> 00:24:34,454 and they weren't really telling me the time, 646 00:24:34,540 --> 00:24:35,811 they made it seem like it was going to be nothing. 647 00:24:35,836 --> 00:24:37,483 And I showed up for the rehearsal and I was like... 648 00:24:37,538 --> 00:24:39,679 ...this is real! 649 00:24:39,741 --> 00:24:42,178 And then all of the girls that did that music video, 650 00:24:42,279 --> 00:24:44,314 all of the dancers are so good, 651 00:24:44,414 --> 00:24:45,582 Yeah, they're amazing. 652 00:24:45,682 --> 00:24:47,803 And I was like, God, all of you guys are so good, 653 00:24:47,873 --> 00:24:49,686 I feel like I'm in a Beyoncé video, 654 00:24:49,711 --> 00:24:51,201 and Cat, the choreographer, went, 655 00:24:51,264 --> 00:24:53,381 Oh, these girls do dance for Beyoncé! 656 00:24:53,444 --> 00:24:54,451 And I was like... 657 00:24:54,514 --> 00:24:56,264 and I walked out one door of the rehearsal room, 658 00:24:56,334 --> 00:24:58,167 and like, came back in the other door and was like, 659 00:24:58,226 --> 00:24:59,361 I'm ready to start again. 660 00:24:59,441 --> 00:25:01,564 Did it make you sad that you weren't still dancing, Brookie? 661 00:25:01,628 --> 00:25:05,120 Um, no, actually, I like what I'm doing. 662 00:25:05,198 --> 00:25:08,159 Plus, if I had kept dancing, I'd be starting over now anyways. 663 00:25:08,237 --> 00:25:11,440 So, I guess in some ways I got a head start. 664 00:25:11,541 --> 00:25:13,590 - That's beautiful. - Thanks, Mom. 665 00:25:13,661 --> 00:25:15,309 No, I mean the top that I'm wearing. 666 00:25:15,356 --> 00:25:18,059 I really am like Pat. Let's be honest, 667 00:25:18,098 --> 00:25:20,082 - Are you? - No! 668 00:25:20,175 --> 00:25:21,824 - Like, 10%? 20%? - Values... 669 00:25:21,849 --> 00:25:22,810 - Values. - Values. 670 00:25:22,856 --> 00:25:24,552 - Values. - Yeah. 671 00:25:24,599 --> 00:25:25,855 Values? 672 00:25:25,954 --> 00:25:27,466 What are Pat's values? Family? 673 00:25:27,536 --> 00:25:29,310 - Family. Family. - Family. Yeah, yeah. 674 00:25:29,380 --> 00:25:31,380 - Yeah, and spirituality. - Yeah. 675 00:25:31,427 --> 00:25:32,691 I think I was going to say, 676 00:25:32,716 --> 00:25:35,223 just the way she's positive about life and open, 677 00:25:35,293 --> 00:25:36,684 - Yeah. - I feel like that too, 678 00:25:36,785 --> 00:25:38,121 I try to, I think I'm like that. 679 00:25:38,176 --> 00:25:39,793 - Yeah. - I relate to her. 680 00:25:39,869 --> 00:25:41,348 We talked about that in the writers room, 681 00:25:41,395 --> 00:25:43,106 that we like about your character, 682 00:25:43,206 --> 00:25:44,473 or hopefully what we were trying to do 683 00:25:44,574 --> 00:25:46,991 was not have her be like a stage mom. 684 00:25:47,016 --> 00:25:49,968 It's just sort of like, sure, I love my son, and everyone in America 685 00:25:49,993 --> 00:25:52,172 is saying they love him too, so I guess I love America. 686 00:25:52,219 --> 00:25:53,835 I love this, this is great, like, yes... 687 00:25:53,891 --> 00:25:55,485 - like just saying yes to things. - Yes. 688 00:25:55,585 --> 00:25:57,253 Has anyone done a year of yes? 689 00:25:57,353 --> 00:25:59,388 Or like, made a conscious effort to be like, 690 00:25:59,503 --> 00:26:01,185 this year I'm going for it. 691 00:26:01,232 --> 00:26:03,342 I think I do, like, every January, 692 00:26:03,404 --> 00:26:05,318 and then by like, February 2nd, 693 00:26:05,365 --> 00:26:07,521 I'm like, I can't remember, I don't know. 694 00:26:07,592 --> 00:26:10,596 I was going to try to be more positive in 2018, 695 00:26:10,633 --> 00:26:13,736 and I made it to like, May. 696 00:26:13,791 --> 00:26:16,672 That's when we started shooting! 697 00:26:16,776 --> 00:26:19,409 Mom, why did you say dad died of cancer? 698 00:26:19,509 --> 00:26:21,353 What do you mean? That's what we decided to tell Chase. 699 00:26:21,402 --> 00:26:24,658 Yeah, Chase, not the whole viewing audience of "Watch What Happens". 700 00:26:24,747 --> 00:26:27,345 Well, I just figured, Chase is going to be watching it later, so... 701 00:26:27,587 --> 00:26:28,925 Did I mess up? 702 00:26:29,021 --> 00:26:31,620 Just in general, I love the idea of a woman... 703 00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:33,459 This isn't so much me cause I'm married, 704 00:26:33,496 --> 00:26:36,793 but I love a woman having a very happy chapter two. 705 00:26:36,873 --> 00:26:39,262 Where they, you know... Her husband passed away, 706 00:26:39,354 --> 00:26:41,431 but she's really like alive, 707 00:26:41,530 --> 00:26:43,987 and so full without, 708 00:26:44,081 --> 00:26:46,761 kind of a nice chapter two at a nice age, 709 00:26:46,792 --> 00:26:48,276 I just think that's so true to life, 710 00:26:48,308 --> 00:26:50,799 and I see a lot of women really happy that way, 711 00:26:50,872 --> 00:26:51,950 - Yeah. - Kind of reinventing 712 00:26:52,020 --> 00:26:54,518 - themselves maybe after a divorce, - Yeah. 713 00:26:54,610 --> 00:26:56,146 or a death of a spouse, 714 00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:57,680 in a very positive way. 715 00:26:57,746 --> 00:26:58,974 - Yeah, totally. - I just love that. 716 00:26:59,081 --> 00:27:01,242 - Well, Molly, thank you for being here! - It's my pleasure! 717 00:27:01,304 --> 00:27:02,492 Thank you for telling us about Celebrity. 718 00:27:02,516 --> 00:27:04,916 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com53640

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