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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,156 --> 00:00:02,867 I'm here at Madison High in Maplewood, New Jersey, 2 00:00:02,906 --> 00:00:05,156 where ninth grader Rachel Klein isn't bringing 3 00:00:05,219 --> 00:00:07,523 just any date to her school dance tonight. 4 00:00:07,593 --> 00:00:10,881 She is bringing singing sensation ChaseDreams. 5 00:00:10,950 --> 00:00:12,416 Chase posted he was coming 6 00:00:12,485 --> 00:00:14,251 to his 10 million followers 7 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:17,021 so fans from all over the tristate area 8 00:00:17,090 --> 00:00:19,556 came out just to catch a glimpse. 9 00:00:19,625 --> 00:00:22,559 And it looks like Chase is pulling up now. 10 00:00:22,628 --> 00:00:24,895 The fans are going crazy. 11 00:00:24,964 --> 00:00:26,730 It's a little scary to be honest. 12 00:00:29,168 --> 00:00:31,402 He's walking in with his lucky date 13 00:00:31,471 --> 00:00:35,105 and what appears to be an old Backstreet Boy. 14 00:00:35,173 --> 00:00:38,359 And now a second SUV has pulled up. 15 00:00:38,407 --> 00:00:40,840 Did Chase bring some celeb friends? 16 00:00:43,055 --> 00:00:46,357 Oh, no. Never mind. It's his parents. 17 00:00:46,393 --> 00:00:50,028 And it looks like they had him old. 18 00:00:50,135 --> 00:00:52,135 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 19 00:00:52,204 --> 00:00:54,304 Thank you for coming. This is will be such 20 00:00:54,373 --> 00:00:55,638 a special night for the students. 21 00:00:55,707 --> 00:00:57,707 Well, Chase is so happy to be here. 22 00:00:57,776 --> 00:00:59,009 Oh, my God, that reminds me. 23 00:00:59,077 --> 00:01:00,676 I gotta get him out of the wall. 24 00:01:00,745 --> 00:01:02,279 - What? - Yeah, I knew the fans 25 00:01:02,347 --> 00:01:04,980 out front would be real crazy, so I snuck him in 26 00:01:05,049 --> 00:01:06,715 through the ventilation system. 27 00:01:10,487 --> 00:01:11,820 I think a mouse bit me. 28 00:01:11,889 --> 00:01:13,588 That's Hollywood, baby! 29 00:01:13,657 --> 00:01:15,084 Oh, my God. 30 00:01:15,146 --> 00:01:16,631 Um, Streeter, when you said you were gonna 31 00:01:16,701 --> 00:01:18,123 sneak him in I thought you meant like 32 00:01:18,178 --> 00:01:19,728 - through the back. - Oh, this is what 33 00:01:19,797 --> 00:01:21,964 the hottest celebrities do. They crawl through the walls, 34 00:01:22,033 --> 00:01:24,300 and then they have a decoy come in the front. 35 00:01:24,368 --> 00:01:26,168 Speaking of which, great job, Lorraine. 36 00:01:26,237 --> 00:01:28,037 Hey, if you're happy, I'm happy. 37 00:01:28,105 --> 00:01:29,905 Isn't this unbelievable? 38 00:01:29,974 --> 00:01:32,074 I found her about two hours ago online. 39 00:01:32,143 --> 00:01:34,775 She is a handful, but they're basically the same height. 40 00:01:34,844 --> 00:01:36,744 Okay, well thank you, Lorraine. 41 00:01:36,813 --> 00:01:39,080 You can just go ahead and wait in the car. 42 00:01:39,149 --> 00:01:41,082 Are you sure you don't need me to stick around 43 00:01:41,151 --> 00:01:44,352 and play other roles? I'm also an actor. 44 00:01:44,421 --> 00:01:46,921 - Oh, no. - I do accents, impressions. 45 00:01:46,990 --> 00:01:48,990 I have some costumes in the car. 46 00:01:49,059 --> 00:01:52,260 That's okay. Thank you, Lorraine. 47 00:01:52,329 --> 00:01:56,864 Then good eve, my lords and ladies. 48 00:01:56,933 --> 00:01:59,033 - British. - I could have sworn 49 00:01:59,102 --> 00:02:00,534 that was French, but then when she said 50 00:02:00,603 --> 00:02:02,036 British I was like, "Yep." 51 00:02:02,105 --> 00:02:04,072 Okay, well let's get you two lovebirds 52 00:02:04,140 --> 00:02:06,873 out on the dance floor 'cause we gotta be out of here in... 53 00:02:06,942 --> 00:02:08,141 45. 54 00:02:08,210 --> 00:02:09,642 - Wait, we do? - Yep. 55 00:02:09,711 --> 00:02:11,811 Chase got an invite to the launch party 56 00:02:11,880 --> 00:02:13,350 of Lil Wayne's new tequila. 57 00:02:13,375 --> 00:02:14,508 I really want to meet him. 58 00:02:14,576 --> 00:02:16,243 I mean, Chase wants to meet him. 59 00:02:16,311 --> 00:02:19,312 He can't even drink. He's 13. 60 00:02:19,381 --> 00:02:21,481 Ages are for regular people, okay? 61 00:02:21,550 --> 00:02:23,116 He's a singer. 62 00:02:23,185 --> 00:02:24,651 What are we talking about here? 63 00:02:24,719 --> 00:02:27,487 Oh, sorry. I gotta take this. It's my agent. 64 00:02:27,556 --> 00:02:29,356 Cary, I've got some good news, 65 00:02:29,425 --> 00:02:30,857 and I've got some bad news. 66 00:02:30,926 --> 00:02:32,059 The good news is 67 00:02:32,127 --> 00:02:33,293 I submitted you for the lead 68 00:02:33,362 --> 00:02:34,661 in the next Marvel movie. 69 00:02:34,729 --> 00:02:36,329 What? That's... 70 00:02:36,398 --> 00:02:37,830 That's insane. Thank you, Skip. 71 00:02:37,899 --> 00:02:39,465 The bad news is 72 00:02:39,534 --> 00:02:41,801 they said that's not the way it works, okay? 73 00:02:41,870 --> 00:02:43,670 They don't just take submissions for that. 74 00:02:43,738 --> 00:02:45,071 Then why did you call me? 75 00:02:45,139 --> 00:02:46,238 I thought you called me. 76 00:02:46,307 --> 00:02:47,974 Good-bye, Skip. 77 00:02:48,043 --> 00:02:49,508 Okay, buh-bye. 78 00:02:49,578 --> 00:02:52,445 Ladies, can I interest you in a new kitchen? 79 00:02:52,513 --> 00:02:54,346 Okay, okay, here's what we're gonna do. 80 00:02:54,415 --> 00:02:56,905 Chase and Rachel, you're gonna dance to exactly five songs. 81 00:02:56,967 --> 00:02:58,017 While they're doing that, 82 00:02:58,086 --> 00:02:59,285 Streeter and I are gonna pass out merch. 83 00:02:59,353 --> 00:03:00,753 Oh, wait till you see what it is. 84 00:03:00,822 --> 00:03:03,656 - Streety crushed it. - I bet he didn't. 85 00:03:03,725 --> 00:03:06,292 Then, Chase is gonna take pictures for 20 minutes. 86 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:08,894 Anybody who posts one should use the same hashtag. 87 00:03:08,963 --> 00:03:10,862 - Chom. - What? 88 00:03:10,931 --> 00:03:14,467 Chom. It's a combo of Chase and Prom. 89 00:03:14,535 --> 00:03:17,002 Okay or since it's not prom, 90 00:03:17,071 --> 00:03:19,871 - why don't we do #DreamDance? - Boo. 91 00:03:19,940 --> 00:03:22,141 And when is he doing his live performance? 92 00:03:22,210 --> 00:03:24,577 Oh, uh yeah, we got some bummer news on that front. 93 00:03:24,645 --> 00:03:27,179 C.D. has to be in the studio early tomorrow morning 94 00:03:27,248 --> 00:03:29,115 so he is on strict vocal rest. 95 00:03:29,183 --> 00:03:31,150 No singing. Not talking. All night. 96 00:03:31,219 --> 00:03:32,684 Then why did he come to this? 97 00:03:32,753 --> 00:03:34,487 No, no, no. No, it's gonna be great. 98 00:03:34,555 --> 00:03:36,222 He's gonna lip-sync. No one's gonna be able to tell. 99 00:03:36,290 --> 00:03:37,689 Streeter said he figured the whole thing out. 100 00:03:37,758 --> 00:03:39,024 Yeah, I'll take care of the singing. 101 00:03:39,093 --> 00:03:41,226 - Excuse me? - Ah! God, who's that? 102 00:03:41,294 --> 00:03:43,729 That's Chase's date. You rode here with her? 103 00:03:43,797 --> 00:03:45,664 Can we go dance now? 104 00:03:45,733 --> 00:03:48,767 Hang on, hang on. Just, uh... we talked about the... 105 00:03:48,836 --> 00:03:51,236 Then we went through, um... 106 00:03:51,304 --> 00:03:52,537 Yeah, I think we're good. Yeah, you can go. 107 00:03:52,606 --> 00:03:53,905 Go have fun. 108 00:03:53,974 --> 00:03:56,441 Come on. Go, go, go. Have fun quickly. 109 00:03:56,510 --> 00:03:58,309 Run, bitch! 110 00:03:58,378 --> 00:04:00,278 Sorry. Sorry, sorry. 111 00:04:00,347 --> 00:04:01,680 She's new. 112 00:04:04,251 --> 00:04:06,618 What up, Madison High! 113 00:04:06,687 --> 00:04:10,355 Is everyone having fun tonight? 114 00:04:10,423 --> 00:04:12,923 Special shout-out to Rachel and ChaseDreams. 115 00:04:12,992 --> 00:04:15,259 - You guys having fun? - Whoo! 116 00:04:15,327 --> 00:04:17,762 You know it! Keep going, everybody. 117 00:04:17,830 --> 00:04:20,230 Hey, thanks for being my date tonight, Car. 118 00:04:20,299 --> 00:04:21,866 Yes, of course. Yeah. 119 00:04:21,934 --> 00:04:23,300 You want to hear something sad? 120 00:04:23,369 --> 00:04:27,104 This is my tenth high school dance with a girl. 121 00:04:27,173 --> 00:04:28,673 Aw. 122 00:04:28,741 --> 00:04:30,908 I mean, at least you got to go to dances. 123 00:04:30,977 --> 00:04:32,476 - I was already in New York. - Oh, yeah. 124 00:04:32,545 --> 00:04:34,111 They didn't have dances at that school? 125 00:04:34,180 --> 00:04:35,579 No, we studied dance. 126 00:04:35,648 --> 00:04:38,615 We didn't, like, do dances at night too. 127 00:04:38,685 --> 00:04:40,951 Mm. What would you do? 128 00:04:41,020 --> 00:04:42,920 Drugs, Cary. 129 00:04:42,989 --> 00:04:46,255 Ah, yeah. 130 00:04:46,324 --> 00:04:48,457 Hey, cool hair. 131 00:04:48,526 --> 00:04:50,426 - You sing? - No, I play soccer. 132 00:04:50,495 --> 00:04:52,896 Perfect. Okay, athletes make the best singers. 133 00:04:52,964 --> 00:04:54,597 Meet me in the library in 20 minutes, 134 00:04:54,666 --> 00:04:56,532 and, uh, bring your ball. 135 00:04:58,536 --> 00:05:01,337 - Hi, you're a music manager? - Yes. 136 00:05:07,979 --> 00:05:10,346 So, what did you think? 137 00:05:10,415 --> 00:05:12,882 I think you can make an excellent veterinarian. 138 00:05:13,685 --> 00:05:15,518 Okay, here's a fun thing. 139 00:05:15,587 --> 00:05:17,653 Which one of these kids were you at 14? 140 00:05:17,723 --> 00:05:19,355 Oh, my God. Ooh, ooh, ooh. 141 00:05:19,424 --> 00:05:21,590 Oh... No brainer. 142 00:05:21,658 --> 00:05:24,226 - That one. Fun, confident. - Yeah. 143 00:05:24,294 --> 00:05:26,461 Dress fully tucked up into her asshole. 144 00:05:26,530 --> 00:05:28,330 She's living. 145 00:05:28,398 --> 00:05:29,698 - Well, there's me. - Aw. 146 00:05:29,767 --> 00:05:31,800 - That is definitely me. - Oh, yeah. 147 00:05:31,869 --> 00:05:33,635 Oh, n... never mind. 148 00:05:33,704 --> 00:05:35,704 And, damn! 149 00:05:35,773 --> 00:05:37,706 Hi, I'm Elijah. 150 00:05:37,775 --> 00:05:39,374 Are you CaryDreams? 151 00:05:39,443 --> 00:05:41,210 - Uh... - Yes. 152 00:05:41,278 --> 00:05:42,477 - Yes. - Yes, he is. 153 00:05:42,546 --> 00:05:44,146 Do you want to dance? 154 00:05:46,450 --> 00:05:48,016 Sure. Yeah. Yeah, buddy. 155 00:05:48,085 --> 00:05:50,418 Just promise you'll never hurt me. 156 00:05:50,487 --> 00:05:52,855 Oh, uh, I promise. 157 00:05:55,024 --> 00:05:56,524 Hi. We have a problem. 158 00:05:56,593 --> 00:05:58,159 Ugh, what did Streeter do? 159 00:05:58,228 --> 00:05:59,661 Nope, it's your brother. 160 00:05:59,730 --> 00:06:01,863 He's in the bathroom with some boys smoking. 161 00:06:01,931 --> 00:06:03,565 He is? 162 00:06:03,634 --> 00:06:05,567 Oh, sh... 163 00:06:05,636 --> 00:06:07,034 Thank you. 164 00:06:19,949 --> 00:06:23,385 You know I want to be in the industry too. 165 00:06:23,453 --> 00:06:25,820 - Like, an actor? - No. 166 00:06:25,889 --> 00:06:27,555 I want to run Hollywood. 167 00:06:27,624 --> 00:06:29,956 I'm gonna sit on the top floor of a very tall building 168 00:06:30,025 --> 00:06:31,759 and be in charge of everyone. 169 00:06:31,827 --> 00:06:32,959 Oh. 170 00:06:33,028 --> 00:06:34,361 Cool. 171 00:06:41,236 --> 00:06:43,236 Excuse me, sir. You have a phone call. 172 00:06:43,306 --> 00:06:46,873 It's 9-1... 1, yeah. They called you. 173 00:06:46,942 --> 00:06:48,575 - It's an emergency. - Oh. 174 00:06:48,644 --> 00:06:50,143 - Thank you. - Uh-huh. 175 00:06:50,212 --> 00:06:51,378 Sorry, Elijah. 176 00:06:53,449 --> 00:06:55,916 Very good lie. So real. 177 00:06:55,984 --> 00:06:58,018 I know. Sorry, I panicked. 178 00:06:58,086 --> 00:07:01,054 Okay, I gotta go do rounds. 179 00:07:01,123 --> 00:07:02,455 Just walk around the school and make sure 180 00:07:02,524 --> 00:07:03,923 kids aren't having sex. 181 00:07:03,991 --> 00:07:07,059 Do you... wanna come? 182 00:07:07,128 --> 00:07:09,128 Oh. Yeah. 183 00:07:09,197 --> 00:07:11,263 Cool. I'm Jeremy by the way. 184 00:07:11,333 --> 00:07:12,565 Hey, Cary. 185 00:07:15,704 --> 00:07:18,204 Oh, my God. Chase, what are you doing? 186 00:07:18,272 --> 00:07:19,739 This is... 187 00:07:19,808 --> 00:07:20,940 Lorraine? 188 00:07:21,008 --> 00:07:22,642 G'day mate. 189 00:07:22,711 --> 00:07:24,143 Australian. 190 00:07:24,499 --> 00:07:26,631 Why are you not in the car? 191 00:07:26,678 --> 00:07:27,757 I was just telling these boys 192 00:07:27,826 --> 00:07:29,129 about my favorite acting role. 193 00:07:29,178 --> 00:07:31,812 I was an extra on the pilot of "ER." 194 00:07:31,875 --> 00:07:33,420 If I think about that for too long I could cry. 195 00:07:33,489 --> 00:07:36,723 I was also this close to being an Olympic skater. 196 00:07:36,796 --> 00:07:39,093 But my mom wouldn't buy me skates. 197 00:07:39,161 --> 00:07:41,161 Lorraine. Car. Now. 198 00:07:42,398 --> 00:07:44,831 I can't believe you're the drama teacher. 199 00:07:44,900 --> 00:07:48,969 Ours was so old. I was like, thir..ty. Oh. 200 00:07:49,037 --> 00:07:50,437 Whoa. 201 00:07:50,506 --> 00:07:53,273 Yeah. Our teachers were not old. 202 00:07:53,342 --> 00:07:55,475 - Oh, God. - Let me guess. 203 00:07:55,543 --> 00:07:57,910 You were the lead in all your plays too? 204 00:07:57,979 --> 00:07:59,678 You know it. Yep. 205 00:07:59,747 --> 00:08:02,248 No, our theater program was actually really good, so. 206 00:08:02,317 --> 00:08:03,782 Okay, no offense, 207 00:08:03,851 --> 00:08:06,219 but literally every high school play is bad. 208 00:08:06,287 --> 00:08:08,321 Even the good high school plays are bad. 209 00:08:08,389 --> 00:08:10,356 No, no, I mean we did "Fiddler on the Roof" 210 00:08:10,425 --> 00:08:11,757 and I think if I saw it now 211 00:08:11,826 --> 00:08:14,560 I would still think it was good. 212 00:08:14,629 --> 00:08:16,129 Did you play Tevye? 213 00:08:16,197 --> 00:08:18,331 - Yeah. - So you were a gay child 214 00:08:18,399 --> 00:08:21,634 playing a 40-year-old Russian peasant? 215 00:08:21,702 --> 00:08:24,670 Yes, but... but I think I pulled it off. 216 00:08:24,739 --> 00:08:26,205 - You didn't. - Oh, my God. 217 00:08:26,274 --> 00:08:28,039 No high school kid ever has. 218 00:08:28,102 --> 00:08:30,169 No, you're right. I had braces. 219 00:08:30,237 --> 00:08:31,804 What? 220 00:08:31,872 --> 00:08:33,739 - Hey, break it up. - It's teachers! 221 00:08:33,808 --> 00:08:36,408 - It's Mark and Diane! - Oh, sorry, guys. 222 00:08:36,476 --> 00:08:38,110 They're trying to have a baby. 223 00:08:38,179 --> 00:08:39,477 Oh, that's sweet. 224 00:08:39,947 --> 00:08:42,514 Sorry, I just need to know where you are at all times 225 00:08:42,583 --> 00:08:44,183 - for your safety. - But Rachel wanted... 226 00:08:44,251 --> 00:08:46,852 Shh, no talking. Just... just dance. 227 00:08:46,921 --> 00:08:49,088 The swag has arrived. 228 00:08:49,156 --> 00:08:50,889 "The swag baby, yeah." 229 00:08:50,958 --> 00:08:52,457 Why are you doing Austin Powers? 230 00:08:52,526 --> 00:08:53,726 What do you mean? 231 00:08:53,794 --> 00:08:55,260 Okay, let's just pass these out. 232 00:08:55,329 --> 00:08:58,030 What'd you get, like T-shirts or...? 233 00:08:58,099 --> 00:08:59,531 Are these surge protectors? 234 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:00,799 Okay, here's the thing. 235 00:09:00,868 --> 00:09:02,367 So last week I was ordering 236 00:09:02,436 --> 00:09:04,436 10 surge protectors for my house, 237 00:09:04,504 --> 00:09:07,004 and I accidentally typed in 1,000. 238 00:09:07,073 --> 00:09:08,773 Why did you need ten for your house? 239 00:09:08,842 --> 00:09:10,375 Well, you can never have too many surge protectors. 240 00:09:10,444 --> 00:09:12,344 I guess you can? 241 00:09:13,347 --> 00:09:17,482 Whatever, just go. Pass... pass them out. 242 00:09:17,551 --> 00:09:20,918 So, Rachel, is it a dream come true to be dancing with Chase? 243 00:09:20,987 --> 00:09:22,887 - Yeah, he's a great dancer... - Okay, that's great 244 00:09:22,956 --> 00:09:24,422 'cause you have 20 more seconds. 245 00:09:24,491 --> 00:09:26,258 Chase makes your electric. Hold on to that. 246 00:09:26,326 --> 00:09:28,126 Stay plugged in, all right? 247 00:09:28,194 --> 00:09:30,094 Chase wants you to have this for your electric. 248 00:09:30,163 --> 00:09:31,630 What is this crap? 249 00:09:31,698 --> 00:09:33,531 Oh, bad boy. 250 00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:35,233 Meet me in the library in ten minutes. 251 00:09:35,302 --> 00:09:36,868 And stay mad. 252 00:09:37,836 --> 00:09:40,137 So were you out in high school? 253 00:09:40,205 --> 00:09:42,105 Um, yeah. 254 00:09:42,174 --> 00:09:44,908 - Tenth grade. You? - Hm. 255 00:09:44,977 --> 00:09:48,904 Uh, senior year of, um, college. 256 00:09:48,943 --> 00:09:51,615 - Oh, ew. - I know, I know, I know. 257 00:09:51,662 --> 00:09:53,967 - College? - Yeah, it's very late. 258 00:09:54,006 --> 00:09:55,952 - But, um... - No, to each their own. 259 00:09:56,021 --> 00:09:58,155 No judgement. 260 00:09:58,223 --> 00:09:59,590 Wait. 261 00:09:59,659 --> 00:10:01,124 What play are you guys doing? 262 00:10:01,193 --> 00:10:03,026 I don't want to tell you. 263 00:10:03,095 --> 00:10:07,798 I mean, it looks like "Grease" on Mars? 264 00:10:07,866 --> 00:10:10,901 - That's literally what it is. - Are you serious? 265 00:10:10,969 --> 00:10:13,136 Every couple years the kids beg me to do "Grease." 266 00:10:13,205 --> 00:10:16,072 So I've done "Grease" in World War II. 267 00:10:16,141 --> 00:10:18,165 - "Grease" in a women's prison. - Oh. 268 00:10:18,230 --> 00:10:20,797 And now "Grease" on Mars, baby! 269 00:10:20,861 --> 00:10:22,112 You've done a great job. 270 00:10:22,181 --> 00:10:24,681 - Hey, break it up! - It's teachers. 271 00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:27,284 - It's Tom and Lisa. - Oh. Sorry. 272 00:10:27,352 --> 00:10:28,785 Are they trying to have a baby, too? 273 00:10:28,854 --> 00:10:30,620 - No, that one's an affair. - Oh. 274 00:10:30,689 --> 00:10:33,123 What up, what up? Big announcement! 275 00:10:33,192 --> 00:10:35,826 ChaseDreams is now taking photos for the next 20. 276 00:10:35,894 --> 00:10:38,428 Oh, don't forget to use the #DreamDance. 277 00:10:38,496 --> 00:10:39,830 I thought it was chom. 278 00:10:39,898 --> 00:10:41,531 That's what my surge protector says. 279 00:10:41,599 --> 00:10:43,133 - It does? - Yeah. 280 00:10:43,202 --> 00:10:45,302 In really bad handwriting. 281 00:10:45,370 --> 00:10:47,737 What is that man doing tonight? 282 00:10:47,806 --> 00:10:52,141 Okay, kids. You are now... 283 00:10:52,210 --> 00:10:54,744 a boy band. Huh? Ha-ha! 284 00:10:54,813 --> 00:10:57,313 You're the bad boy, you're the hot one, 285 00:10:57,382 --> 00:10:59,515 you're the pirate, you're the gay guy. 286 00:10:59,584 --> 00:11:01,050 - You gay? - No. 287 00:11:01,118 --> 00:11:03,152 - Any of you guys gay? - No. 288 00:11:03,221 --> 00:11:04,520 Okay, congrats. You're the gay one. 289 00:11:04,589 --> 00:11:06,856 And you're... 290 00:11:06,924 --> 00:11:08,123 the dud. All right. 291 00:11:08,192 --> 00:11:10,025 Welcome to the first day 292 00:11:10,094 --> 00:11:11,627 of the rest of your life. 293 00:11:11,696 --> 00:11:13,963 And I will be right there by your side. 294 00:11:14,031 --> 00:11:15,998 When you laugh, 295 00:11:16,067 --> 00:11:17,367 I'll laugh. 296 00:11:17,435 --> 00:11:19,369 When you cry, 297 00:11:19,437 --> 00:11:21,337 I'll cry. 298 00:11:21,405 --> 00:11:23,305 And when you dance, 299 00:11:23,374 --> 00:11:26,976 I'll watch you dance. So what do you say? 300 00:11:27,044 --> 00:11:28,244 - Pass. - No thanks. 301 00:11:28,312 --> 00:11:29,611 I just want to go dance. 302 00:11:29,680 --> 00:11:31,247 Do any of you have any younger brothers? 303 00:11:31,315 --> 00:11:32,948 Okay, I've been asked to announce 304 00:11:33,017 --> 00:11:35,084 we have another celebrity here taking pics. 305 00:11:35,152 --> 00:11:37,586 Apparently she was in "ER." 306 00:11:37,654 --> 00:11:39,688 It also says she can drive stick? 307 00:11:39,757 --> 00:11:41,887 God damn it. 308 00:11:43,094 --> 00:11:45,027 It's so pretty out here. 309 00:11:45,096 --> 00:11:47,897 Makes me wanna go to a football game. 310 00:11:47,965 --> 00:11:51,967 Makes you want to sit and watch a full football game? 311 00:11:52,036 --> 00:11:54,069 No, no. I guess it just makes me wanna 312 00:11:54,138 --> 00:11:56,070 watch "Friday Night Lights." 313 00:11:57,440 --> 00:11:59,840 So how long have you lived out here? 314 00:11:59,910 --> 00:12:02,944 Uh, pretty much right after NYU I got this job. 315 00:12:03,013 --> 00:12:05,947 I just never wanted to do the whole working actor thing 316 00:12:06,016 --> 00:12:08,649 and still be waiting tables at age 30. 317 00:12:10,086 --> 00:12:11,485 Totally, yeah. 318 00:12:12,822 --> 00:12:16,690 Oh, no. Do you wait tables? 319 00:12:16,759 --> 00:12:19,327 - Yeah, yeah. - Ah, shit. 320 00:12:19,396 --> 00:12:21,762 I didn't literally mean waiting tables. 321 00:12:21,822 --> 00:12:25,199 - That's just the cliché thing you say. - No. No, no, no. It's fine. 322 00:12:25,268 --> 00:12:28,636 I'm literally living the cliché thing you say, so... 323 00:12:33,208 --> 00:12:36,143 And action. 324 00:12:36,211 --> 00:12:38,711 Why are you not in the car? 325 00:12:38,780 --> 00:12:40,747 This young man wants to be an actor too. 326 00:12:40,816 --> 00:12:43,683 Anyway, I'll never forget what Geena Davis said to me 327 00:12:43,752 --> 00:12:45,152 on the set of "Stuart Little." 328 00:12:45,220 --> 00:12:48,388 "Either you go or I go." 329 00:12:48,457 --> 00:12:51,927 Lorraine. I will give you $100 if you go sit in the car. 330 00:12:51,952 --> 00:12:53,293 Whoa. That's ten times more 331 00:12:53,362 --> 00:12:54,727 than what I got paid to come here. 332 00:12:54,796 --> 00:12:56,263 You did this for $10? 333 00:12:56,332 --> 00:12:59,071 Well, $5 after taxes. $4 after my agent. 334 00:12:59,133 --> 00:13:02,269 $3 after my manager. So $3. $3. 335 00:13:04,238 --> 00:13:05,838 You should go to law school. 336 00:13:06,607 --> 00:13:09,808 You know, I think I could actually live here. 337 00:13:09,877 --> 00:13:13,145 Whoa. This is moving a little fast. 338 00:13:13,214 --> 00:13:16,648 Oh. No, I didn't mean, um, 339 00:13:16,717 --> 00:13:19,118 - here here, I just meant... - Dude. 340 00:13:19,187 --> 00:13:21,487 Chill. 341 00:13:21,555 --> 00:13:23,222 Okay. 342 00:13:26,694 --> 00:13:28,227 Uh, it's teachers. 343 00:13:28,236 --> 00:13:30,547 - You bitches! - Oh, no. 344 00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:32,844 How? How could you do this to me? 345 00:13:32,891 --> 00:13:35,242 Elijah, go back to the dance, please. 346 00:13:35,313 --> 00:13:36,712 Stay out of this, Jeremy. 347 00:13:36,780 --> 00:13:38,214 Haven't you done enough for one night? 348 00:13:38,282 --> 00:13:41,058 Again, you need to call me "Mr. Delongpre." 349 00:13:41,113 --> 00:13:42,254 And you... 350 00:13:42,332 --> 00:13:44,399 I told you my dreams. 351 00:13:44,467 --> 00:13:47,768 We danced together. Did that mean nothing to you? 352 00:13:47,837 --> 00:13:49,170 I don't know how to answer that. 353 00:13:49,239 --> 00:13:50,604 Typical. 354 00:13:50,673 --> 00:13:53,207 Good-bye, Cary Dubek. 355 00:13:53,276 --> 00:13:56,411 But just tell me one more thing before I go. 356 00:13:56,479 --> 00:13:59,447 Was that really 911 on the phone for you? 357 00:14:00,850 --> 00:14:02,282 No. 358 00:14:02,351 --> 00:14:04,418 Wow. 359 00:14:05,955 --> 00:14:07,455 What up, what up? 360 00:14:07,523 --> 00:14:09,389 It's the moment we've all been waiting for. 361 00:14:09,459 --> 00:14:12,426 He's got hundreds of millions of views on YouTube 362 00:14:12,495 --> 00:14:14,995 and tonight he's performing live 363 00:14:15,064 --> 00:14:17,030 with a song that made him famous. 364 00:14:17,099 --> 00:14:21,969 Give it up for ChaseDreams! 365 00:14:25,407 --> 00:14:28,108 - Sorry again he's lip-syncing. - That's okay. 366 00:14:28,177 --> 00:14:30,344 Did the DJ have the right track for him to sing to? 367 00:14:30,412 --> 00:14:32,112 I'm assuming so. Streeter said 368 00:14:32,181 --> 00:14:33,814 he was taking care of the singing. 369 00:14:35,084 --> 00:14:36,850 Oh, no. 370 00:14:36,918 --> 00:14:40,220 I am so sorry for what's about to happen. 371 00:14:40,289 --> 00:14:42,555 ♪ Girl, since the age of ten ♪ 372 00:14:42,624 --> 00:14:44,257 ♪ I knew that I would spend ♪ 373 00:14:44,326 --> 00:14:48,128 ♪ My whole life with you ♪ 374 00:14:48,197 --> 00:14:50,497 ♪ 'Cause, girl, you're the cutest girl ♪ 375 00:14:50,565 --> 00:14:52,466 ♪ In the entire world ♪ 376 00:14:52,534 --> 00:14:55,402 - Excuse me. - ♪ I would die for you ♪ 377 00:14:55,471 --> 00:14:57,570 ♪ 'Cause when we are together ♪ 378 00:14:57,639 --> 00:14:59,539 ♪ I can play forever ♪ 379 00:14:59,608 --> 00:15:03,243 Hey, Brooke. 380 00:15:03,312 --> 00:15:05,512 ♪ My friends think I'm crazy ♪ 381 00:15:05,580 --> 00:15:07,347 ♪ But I'm thinking maybe ♪ 382 00:15:07,416 --> 00:15:12,351 ♪ I wanna marry you at recess, uh-huh ♪ 383 00:15:12,420 --> 00:15:14,720 ♪ Girl, I wanna fight for you, I wanna cry for you ♪ 384 00:15:14,788 --> 00:15:18,090 ♪ I wanna... ♪ 385 00:15:18,159 --> 00:15:21,160 ♪ And together chase dreams! ♪ 386 00:15:26,034 --> 00:15:28,267 Okay, that's it. Thank you so much. 387 00:15:28,336 --> 00:15:30,503 You guys have been so great. I'm so happy to be here. 388 00:15:30,571 --> 00:15:33,139 But I have to go. I'm gonna meet Lil Wayne. 389 00:15:33,207 --> 00:15:35,274 Can you believe it? Lil Wayne! 390 00:15:35,343 --> 00:15:38,411 Okay, well, I am so lucky. Thank you. 391 00:15:39,380 --> 00:15:41,447 Goodnight. 392 00:15:46,386 --> 00:15:48,053 How do you think that went? 393 00:15:48,121 --> 00:15:50,155 You told me you were gonna have him lip-sync. 394 00:15:50,223 --> 00:15:51,389 - We did. - I thought you meant 395 00:15:51,458 --> 00:15:52,624 to like a track. 396 00:15:52,693 --> 00:15:54,359 But we promised a live performance. 397 00:15:54,428 --> 00:15:55,827 - What? - Hey, Brooke, 398 00:15:55,896 --> 00:15:57,128 - we're leaving now? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 399 00:15:57,197 --> 00:15:58,564 You're done. You can go sit in the car. 400 00:15:58,632 --> 00:16:00,532 - And don't talk. - But I wanna dance. 401 00:16:00,601 --> 00:16:03,068 - These kids are fun. - Oh, I'm sorry, bud. 402 00:16:03,136 --> 00:16:04,970 But, you know, you'll have plenty of dances to go to 403 00:16:05,039 --> 00:16:06,838 - when you get to high school. - I'm not going to high school. 404 00:16:06,907 --> 00:16:08,574 I already graduated on Streeter's phone. 405 00:16:08,642 --> 00:16:10,576 - Yeah. - Oh, no, that was... 406 00:16:10,644 --> 00:16:12,077 - That was just the eighth grade. - No. 407 00:16:12,145 --> 00:16:13,545 He went through the whole high school too. 408 00:16:13,614 --> 00:16:15,346 I mean, this guy tore through the app. 409 00:16:15,415 --> 00:16:17,748 He's a smart little dude. Ah! 410 00:16:17,817 --> 00:16:20,118 Hey, why don't you go say good-bye to your date, 411 00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:22,120 and then we'll meet Lil Wayne! 412 00:16:22,189 --> 00:16:24,422 No. No. 413 00:16:24,491 --> 00:16:26,757 He's not going to that. He's staying here. 414 00:16:26,826 --> 00:16:29,360 Oh. No can do, chica. 415 00:16:29,429 --> 00:16:31,262 I mean, I burned a lot of bridges to get that invite. 416 00:16:31,331 --> 00:16:33,764 So it'd be poor form if he didn't show up. 417 00:16:33,833 --> 00:16:36,134 Well, he's not gonna show, so why don't you do your job 418 00:16:36,203 --> 00:16:40,004 for the first time tonight and figure it the fuck out! 419 00:16:40,073 --> 00:16:42,240 Whoa. Who's that? 420 00:16:42,309 --> 00:16:45,110 That's my sister. 421 00:16:45,178 --> 00:16:47,378 Yeah, Dur. I meant the guy in all white 422 00:16:47,447 --> 00:16:49,114 - with the Kangol. - Oh, that's nobody. 423 00:16:49,182 --> 00:16:51,181 Okay, boss, I, uh, hear you. 424 00:16:51,250 --> 00:16:53,517 I admit I had a few missteps tonight. 425 00:16:53,586 --> 00:16:55,219 But I think there's one thing that we can agree 426 00:16:55,287 --> 00:16:57,787 that I did not mess up and that's Lorraine. 427 00:16:57,856 --> 00:17:00,157 Her entrance was perfect, and she's been sitting out 428 00:17:00,226 --> 00:17:01,791 in the car all night just like we asked her too. 429 00:17:01,860 --> 00:17:04,027 So... here's what we're gonna do. 430 00:17:04,096 --> 00:17:05,929 We're gonna have Lorraine come to the tequila party, 431 00:17:05,998 --> 00:17:07,431 put on sunglasses and a hoodie, 432 00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:09,600 and Lil Wayne will never notice, and then Chase 433 00:17:09,668 --> 00:17:11,368 can have his night off. 434 00:17:11,437 --> 00:17:12,936 Streeter, that's... 435 00:17:13,005 --> 00:17:15,339 That's an amazing idea. 436 00:17:15,407 --> 00:17:17,073 I'm sorry I yelled at you. 437 00:17:17,143 --> 00:17:19,843 You really... you saved the night. 438 00:17:19,911 --> 00:17:21,311 Thank you. 439 00:17:21,380 --> 00:17:23,947 No. Thank you. 440 00:17:24,016 --> 00:17:27,383 And I promise I will... 441 00:17:27,452 --> 00:17:29,352 I will not mess up again. 442 00:17:29,420 --> 00:17:32,656 - Okay? Okay. - Okay. 443 00:17:32,724 --> 00:17:35,191 Take the night off. 444 00:17:35,260 --> 00:17:37,627 Uh-oh! Somebody's hooking up tonight! 445 00:17:39,364 --> 00:17:40,664 You really think that's gonna work? 446 00:17:40,732 --> 00:17:43,199 No, she's a 50-something-year-old woman. 447 00:17:43,268 --> 00:17:46,903 But this will buy us a few hours. 448 00:17:48,974 --> 00:17:51,941 Whoo! Driver take us to Lil Wayne. 449 00:17:55,313 --> 00:17:57,547 God, it's uncanny. 450 00:18:06,757 --> 00:18:08,524 Not to be too whatever, 451 00:18:08,593 --> 00:18:11,026 but it was nice that you were here tonight. 452 00:18:11,095 --> 00:18:13,062 There's never any gay guys at these dances. 453 00:18:13,130 --> 00:18:14,697 All the teachers are straight. 454 00:18:14,765 --> 00:18:16,232 Oh, yeah, that sucks. 455 00:18:16,301 --> 00:18:18,334 Well, the science teacher's gay but he's 82. 456 00:18:18,403 --> 00:18:21,170 - Oh. Yeah. - And the sex was terrible. 457 00:18:43,721 --> 00:18:46,479 So, this is where kids go 458 00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:47,916 after dances? 459 00:18:47,964 --> 00:18:49,424 I think just the losers. 460 00:18:49,471 --> 00:18:51,171 Well, where do the cool kids go? 461 00:18:51,239 --> 00:18:53,774 I don't know. I was a diner kid. 462 00:18:53,842 --> 00:18:55,842 Aw, right. 463 00:18:55,930 --> 00:18:57,744 It's so peaceful out here. 464 00:18:57,813 --> 00:19:00,714 Yeah. Makes me want to kill myself. 465 00:19:00,783 --> 00:19:04,718 What? No, it's nice. It's sweet. 466 00:19:04,787 --> 00:19:06,619 I wish I had the kind of brain that could be happy 467 00:19:06,689 --> 00:19:10,256 living here, but then I wouldn't be able to read. 468 00:19:10,325 --> 00:19:13,993 Jeremy lives out here, and he has a normal brain, I think. 469 00:19:15,096 --> 00:19:18,298 Maybe I should just quit and move somewhere like this. 470 00:19:19,534 --> 00:19:22,202 My life in New York is not that great. 471 00:19:22,270 --> 00:19:24,937 I'm a waiter and I basically live in a closet. 472 00:19:25,006 --> 00:19:27,917 Okay, well I literally live in a closet, 473 00:19:27,988 --> 00:19:30,343 so let's not be rude. 474 00:19:30,412 --> 00:19:33,546 Also, Cary, being a waiter is temporary. 475 00:19:33,615 --> 00:19:35,481 What if it's not? 476 00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:38,284 I'm 28 and I just 477 00:19:38,353 --> 00:19:41,187 shot a commercial where I smell a fart. 478 00:19:41,989 --> 00:19:44,223 I feel like if I was gonna be a famous actor 479 00:19:44,291 --> 00:19:46,325 it would have happened by now. 480 00:19:46,393 --> 00:19:48,861 Maybe I just missed my wave. 481 00:19:49,831 --> 00:19:51,630 Oh. 482 00:19:51,699 --> 00:19:54,934 - You are so dumb. - What? 483 00:19:55,002 --> 00:19:57,265 - Chase is your wave. - Ew, no. 484 00:19:57,312 --> 00:19:59,004 He could be. 485 00:19:59,073 --> 00:20:02,007 Cary, I'm gonna say this with love. 486 00:20:02,076 --> 00:20:04,744 You are not above all of this. 487 00:20:04,812 --> 00:20:07,446 - I know I... - I just... I feel like you had 488 00:20:07,514 --> 00:20:09,715 this romantic vision of how this whole thing 489 00:20:09,784 --> 00:20:12,417 was gonna play out for you, and sometimes it just 490 00:20:12,486 --> 00:20:14,153 doesn't happen that way. 491 00:20:14,222 --> 00:20:16,888 It happens in a million weird ways. 492 00:20:16,957 --> 00:20:21,226 Maybe Chase is your weird way. 493 00:20:25,932 --> 00:20:29,468 - Oh, my God. - What? 494 00:20:29,536 --> 00:20:30,935 Lil Wayne just posted a picture 495 00:20:31,004 --> 00:20:32,704 with Streeter and Lorraine. 496 00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:34,806 No. 497 00:20:34,875 --> 00:20:36,708 "I love ChaseDreams. 498 00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:41,413 This Lil dude wrinkly as hell. #chom" 499 00:20:41,482 --> 00:20:43,348 - Oh, my God. - Well... 500 00:20:43,417 --> 00:20:45,484 Is Streeter actually a genius? 501 00:20:45,552 --> 00:20:47,686 Hey, are you guys with ChaseDreams? 502 00:20:47,755 --> 00:20:48,987 - Yes. - Yeah. 503 00:20:49,055 --> 00:20:51,355 ♪ And your keys, oh ♪ 504 00:20:51,424 --> 00:20:56,126 ♪ Your ring of keys ♪ 505 00:20:56,195 --> 00:20:57,817 That was beautiful. 506 00:20:57,892 --> 00:20:59,716 But we can't really do anything. 507 00:20:59,787 --> 00:21:02,673 - Okay, so Sandy is a human? - Yeah. 508 00:21:03,123 --> 00:21:05,803 Yeah, and then Danny's what? He's an alien? 509 00:21:05,873 --> 00:21:08,381 - Uh-huh. - Uh-huh, okay, yeah. 510 00:21:08,428 --> 00:21:10,606 And then instead of Rydell High they go to... 511 00:21:10,629 --> 00:21:12,082 - Mars High. - Mm-hmm, yeah. 512 00:21:12,121 --> 00:21:14,496 Well, yeah, seems like you really cracked it. 513 00:21:14,629 --> 00:21:16,978 I love doing intros. Hi! 514 00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:22,380 Hello, welcome to The Other Show. 515 00:21:22,405 --> 00:21:23,715 - I'm Chris. - I'm Sarah. 516 00:21:23,740 --> 00:21:25,831 And we're the creators of The Other Two 517 00:21:25,856 --> 00:21:27,925 and we're here talking about episode five 518 00:21:27,950 --> 00:21:29,914 with Ken, and Helene and Drew. 519 00:21:29,939 --> 00:21:32,986 Well, and this episode was directed by... 520 00:21:33,011 --> 00:21:37,521 - Oh, Mike Karnell, my husband. - Wow, her husband, wow. 521 00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:40,548 - At the time he was your fiancé. - That's true. 522 00:21:40,573 --> 00:21:42,771 Yeah, we shot this episode days before your wedding. 523 00:21:42,772 --> 00:21:45,980 Shot this episode, left on the next day 524 00:21:45,981 --> 00:21:48,022 to go down to where we got married. 525 00:21:48,023 --> 00:21:49,396 Got married that following Sunday. 526 00:21:49,397 --> 00:21:51,793 - Consummated the marriage. - The following Saturday. Cconsummated it. 527 00:21:51,818 --> 00:21:54,744 And then we went on a scout on Thursday the next week. 528 00:21:54,769 --> 00:21:56,980 It's so pretty out here. 529 00:21:56,981 --> 00:21:59,855 Makes me want to go to a football game. 530 00:21:59,856 --> 00:22:04,103 Makes you want to sit and watch a full football game? 531 00:22:04,104 --> 00:22:05,938 No, no, I guess it just makes me 532 00:22:05,939 --> 00:22:07,479 want to watch "Friday Night Lights." 533 00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:09,781 I feel like a lot of the show is you trying 534 00:22:09,806 --> 00:22:12,164 to measure yourself against your little brother 535 00:22:12,189 --> 00:22:14,766 or other people or am I doing well enough 536 00:22:14,791 --> 00:22:17,104 or am I doing well enough fast enough? 537 00:22:17,105 --> 00:22:19,922 Isn't that the question we all ask ourselves all the time? 538 00:22:19,947 --> 00:22:22,258 Yeah, hopefully going back to the high school 539 00:22:22,283 --> 00:22:24,732 helped bring that to a boil, sort of, 540 00:22:24,757 --> 00:22:26,772 I guess especially for your character, for Cary. 541 00:22:26,797 --> 00:22:28,396 And even for Brooke since she didn't get to 542 00:22:28,397 --> 00:22:29,355 go to high school really, 543 00:22:29,356 --> 00:22:30,563 she didn't have a typical upbringing. 544 00:22:30,564 --> 00:22:32,646 But I went to dance school and did drugs. 545 00:22:32,647 --> 00:22:34,715 But in the writer's room, we would say like, 546 00:22:34,740 --> 00:22:37,479 okay and this scene will be on the football field at night. 547 00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:38,855 And the writer's room would be like 548 00:22:38,856 --> 00:22:39,971 "For why, what happens there?" 549 00:22:39,996 --> 00:22:41,103 And we'd be like, we don't know but there's 550 00:22:41,104 --> 00:22:43,401 a big wide shot of a football field. 551 00:22:43,426 --> 00:22:45,103 I mean, we did Fiddler on the Roof and I think 552 00:22:45,104 --> 00:22:48,896 if I saw it now I would... I would still think it was good. 553 00:22:48,897 --> 00:22:50,197 Did you play Tevye? 554 00:22:50,222 --> 00:22:51,374 Yeah. 555 00:22:51,399 --> 00:22:53,150 So you were a gay child playing 556 00:22:53,175 --> 00:22:55,297 a 40 year old Russian peasant? 557 00:22:56,048 --> 00:22:58,625 Yes, but I think I pulled it off. 558 00:22:58,650 --> 00:23:00,187 In the writer's room we were talking a lot about 559 00:23:00,188 --> 00:23:03,313 like roles that you, at the time, were like... 560 00:23:03,314 --> 00:23:05,187 "This is crazy that I was cast as this, 561 00:23:05,188 --> 00:23:06,752 "but I was actually very good." 562 00:23:06,777 --> 00:23:07,959 'Cause, no, you weren't. 563 00:23:07,998 --> 00:23:11,563 I still think I was pretty good in everything, 564 00:23:11,564 --> 00:23:12,796 so that never happened to me. 565 00:23:12,821 --> 00:23:14,469 Well, you've done Broadway, so you probably were good. 566 00:23:14,494 --> 00:23:18,686 I played... in ninth grade, I played Daddy Warbucks... 567 00:23:18,711 --> 00:23:20,460 In ninth grade? 568 00:23:20,485 --> 00:23:23,063 In ninth grade I didn't want to shave my head 569 00:23:23,064 --> 00:23:24,926 and so I was like "I'll wear a bald cap", 570 00:23:24,951 --> 00:23:27,660 we glued it on so I didn't, like you could feel 571 00:23:27,685 --> 00:23:30,103 the pressure, you could feel, you didn't want to rip it. 572 00:23:30,104 --> 00:23:32,700 So I would... I did the whole play 573 00:23:32,725 --> 00:23:34,813 like I had a neck brace on. 574 00:23:34,814 --> 00:23:37,568 In the moment that year, were you like... 575 00:23:37,593 --> 00:23:39,813 "I'm getting away with this, this bald cap works." 576 00:23:39,814 --> 00:23:41,186 Or did you know this was pretty rough? 577 00:23:41,211 --> 00:23:42,958 I was terrific. 578 00:23:42,983 --> 00:23:44,563 Yeah, you were terrific, you were terrific. 579 00:23:44,564 --> 00:23:45,855 At least I thought I was. 580 00:23:45,856 --> 00:23:47,313 I don't want to stop our conversation, 581 00:23:47,314 --> 00:23:48,843 but we do have a superstar in our midst. 582 00:23:48,868 --> 00:23:49,938 Because you won a very 583 00:23:49,963 --> 00:23:51,274 - important award in high school. - Thank you, yep. 584 00:23:51,299 --> 00:23:53,407 - So just let's throw focus to her. - What was the award? 585 00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:56,117 Well, in high school, in 1999, 586 00:23:56,142 --> 00:23:59,156 I won best actress in New Jersey. 587 00:23:59,181 --> 00:24:00,360 - Wow. - Wow. 588 00:24:00,385 --> 00:24:02,287 - What Sarah? - At a theater festival. 589 00:24:02,312 --> 00:24:04,688 Best actor in New Jersey was also in our play, 590 00:24:04,689 --> 00:24:05,967 and so was the best supporting actress 591 00:24:05,992 --> 00:24:08,153 because our drama teachers ran the festival. 592 00:24:08,178 --> 00:24:09,990 Okay, well this was not told to me backstage. 593 00:24:10,015 --> 00:24:12,646 So I do think it was real, I do think it was real. 594 00:24:12,647 --> 00:24:14,326 Edit out my set-up. 595 00:24:14,351 --> 00:24:16,927 This is not what was told to me. 596 00:24:16,952 --> 00:24:18,560 Cool hair, do you sing? 597 00:24:18,585 --> 00:24:19,871 No, I play soccer. 598 00:24:19,896 --> 00:24:22,342 Perfect, okay, athletes make the best singers. 599 00:24:22,367 --> 00:24:24,358 Meet me in the library in 20 minutes, 600 00:24:24,383 --> 00:24:26,045 and bring your ball. 601 00:24:26,070 --> 00:24:27,980 I was telling you this story, which is, 602 00:24:27,981 --> 00:24:30,980 it was a very pivotal moment in my deciding 603 00:24:30,981 --> 00:24:33,605 to dive deeper into being an actor. 604 00:24:33,606 --> 00:24:37,516 I played sports and I was in plays in school, 605 00:24:37,541 --> 00:24:38,856 and I would do both. 606 00:24:38,857 --> 00:24:41,664 The varsity coach cornered me in the locker room 607 00:24:41,728 --> 00:24:44,390 and he was like "Marino," and I was like "Yeah?". 608 00:24:44,415 --> 00:24:46,883 And he goes "You gonna play basketball this year 609 00:24:46,908 --> 00:24:48,962 - "or do that fag acting?" - Oh. 610 00:24:48,987 --> 00:24:50,772 And I was like... 611 00:24:51,001 --> 00:24:55,067 "I'm gonna do the acting" and then that was it. 612 00:24:56,092 --> 00:24:59,090 I didn't play basketball that next year, and I just... 613 00:24:59,115 --> 00:25:00,190 It was like... 614 00:25:00,215 --> 00:25:03,426 And I still remember that and that was, you know, many, many years ago. 615 00:25:03,451 --> 00:25:05,285 - Yeah. - But I remember that moment 616 00:25:05,310 --> 00:25:08,823 and the decision of being like... We were talking about it. 617 00:25:08,848 --> 00:25:10,205 - Yeah, it's a thing about, yeah... - It's a thing that drove... 618 00:25:10,230 --> 00:25:11,543 that, you have these moments 619 00:25:11,568 --> 00:25:13,104 - of people who inspire you... - Yeah. 620 00:25:13,105 --> 00:25:15,563 Or people who say things that like, infuriate you 621 00:25:15,564 --> 00:25:17,876 and motivate you to dig deeper into it. 622 00:25:17,901 --> 00:25:20,063 But that's cool that that made you be like, 623 00:25:20,088 --> 00:25:21,147 - that didn't make you be like, - I'm going acting. 624 00:25:21,172 --> 00:25:23,408 "Oh, I don't want to seem like a fag, I'll do basketball. 625 00:25:23,433 --> 00:25:25,772 - You were like fuck him, I'm gonna... - Exactly. 626 00:25:25,797 --> 00:25:27,658 I guess it's probably cause you weren't gay. 627 00:25:27,683 --> 00:25:29,980 I was gay, so I'd be like "No, I 'm playing basketball." 628 00:25:29,981 --> 00:25:32,200 I love basketball. 629 00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:35,572 - Fucking fag... - I'm quiting. 630 00:25:36,647 --> 00:25:40,818 So, this is where kids go after dances? 631 00:25:40,843 --> 00:25:42,232 I think just the losers. 632 00:25:42,257 --> 00:25:44,103 Well, where do the cool kids go? 633 00:25:44,104 --> 00:25:46,730 I don't know, I was a diner kid. 634 00:25:46,731 --> 00:25:49,022 You guys have fun high school dance stories? 635 00:25:49,023 --> 00:25:51,399 I only went to dances with gay men. 636 00:25:53,571 --> 00:25:55,007 Yeah, that sounds about right. 637 00:25:55,032 --> 00:25:57,484 So, yep, I went to theater school, so did you. 638 00:25:57,509 --> 00:25:59,734 Went to dances with gay men and I'm thriving. 639 00:25:59,759 --> 00:26:01,730 Right around the time that we were going to prom, 640 00:26:01,731 --> 00:26:03,103 I had a high school boyfriend 641 00:26:03,104 --> 00:26:05,171 and we were very serious about each other. 642 00:26:05,196 --> 00:26:08,009 And we both were like in musicals and plays and whatever together. 643 00:26:08,034 --> 00:26:10,980 And we each wrote a song for each other and 644 00:26:10,981 --> 00:26:12,454 then we snuck into a church and 645 00:26:12,479 --> 00:26:14,189 played them for each other and sobbed. 646 00:26:15,541 --> 00:26:16,555 That is... 647 00:26:16,588 --> 00:26:18,502 - That is adorable! - Is he gay now? 648 00:26:18,527 --> 00:26:19,643 - No. - Amazing. 649 00:26:19,668 --> 00:26:21,613 By the way, it sounds like it's from "Dawson's Creek." 650 00:26:21,638 --> 00:26:24,385 I didn't kiss a boy throughout all of high school 651 00:26:24,410 --> 00:26:26,803 cause I was in the closet obviously 652 00:26:26,828 --> 00:26:30,022 and then my first kiss with a boy, I came out to 653 00:26:30,023 --> 00:26:32,438 one of my friends from high school in my freshman year of college. 654 00:26:32,439 --> 00:26:35,234 I AOL instant messaged him and I was like "I'm gay" 655 00:26:35,259 --> 00:26:37,104 and then he was like "Me too." 656 00:26:37,105 --> 00:26:39,499 And then so the next time I was in my hometown, 657 00:26:39,524 --> 00:26:41,139 we met up, we were like, well... 658 00:26:41,164 --> 00:26:42,479 I don't think we're gonna be together but should 659 00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:44,103 we kiss each other since we've never kissed? 660 00:26:44,104 --> 00:26:46,849 So I made us drive to a half-built home. 661 00:26:46,874 --> 00:26:48,993 - What? - It was half-built, I drove us there. 662 00:26:49,018 --> 00:26:51,061 And then I kind of location scouted, 663 00:26:51,086 --> 00:26:52,444 I was like, I think this room's big enough, 664 00:26:52,469 --> 00:26:54,641 I can sit down onto a step. 665 00:26:54,666 --> 00:26:56,771 And we made out there and it was great. 666 00:26:56,772 --> 00:26:58,805 You produced your first kiss? 667 00:26:58,830 --> 00:27:00,104 Yeah, I did. 668 00:27:00,129 --> 00:27:01,420 I guess as an outro, I'll just say... 669 00:27:01,445 --> 00:27:03,104 Hi, Eric. That was a great night. 670 00:27:03,129 --> 00:27:05,898 And watch our next episode. 671 00:27:05,923 --> 00:27:08,445 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com49448

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