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Oh, hey,

Danny Rivers here.

So I know it's a cloudy day

and you drove all the way from Vegas to bring a little sunshine into our lives.

Yeah. Thank you. You're welcome.

Bringing the rays.

You're radiating just energy.

I always forget how pretty you are until I see you. Oh.

Is that a compliment or.

It's the star studded.

I can keep going.

But when did you first realize you were 53?

Still figuring it out?

I think I'm still feeling out some days.

Yeah, I feel like that's the best day of your life.

There's a girl that knows that pretty when there are two young girls.

Yeah.

You had to go through that awkward, ugly phase. Yes.

To be normal.

Yeah. Everybody.

You're obviously going solo.

Yeah.

If you don't go through that phase, like.

Who are you?

Who are you? I don't want to be your friend. Exactly.

I don't trust.

But of course, I feel like it's also not socially acceptable

to acknowledge that you are pretty to facts,

because then you're too fancy and right and not cool to make one.

So are you pretty?

I mean, like I think I am.

I think you're pretty awesome.

Some sometimes, you know, I feel like I'm a little who, but.

Well, I'm glad we didn't get you on one of those days.

Hey, so we were talking earlier about eye contact.

Now you're like a big hi person.

Can you tell us some of the things you look for in eyes or how you can tell

if someone is a complete psychopath just by looking at their eyes?

Well, I mean, for I'm just like any like, really big in your face.

Like, almost like Disney character.

Anime eyes.

I love those.

I get lost in those all the time.

But, you know, they they formulated those.

So you fall in love with them easier. Like puppies.

Yeah, exactly.

But, I mean, like, there's some people out there that have huge, big eyes.

And when you look at them, you're just like. Mm hmm.

Hello?

I think somebody is in love with you.

Their eyes dilate for you.

And if you're having a good time.

Yeah, I do, I.

But, I mean, you can figure out a complete psychopath,

and they're just all over the place, and with your eyes are generating,

just shaking. Yeah.

Or just constantly lying to you.

Really? Like, how can you.

What do you look for in a liar?

Like where they look or.

Yeah, usually the like.

They don't really want to look at you kind of look away

or their body language is kind of off.

See, I feel like I have a problem meeting I contact because it's a shy thing.

Same.

But does that mean I'm just a horrendous liar?

No. I mean, like, I feel like you can tell if somebody's lying.

You just.

I don't know. I can just usually figure it out.

I have that.

That intuition. Yeah.

Since the recognition.

So that must mean you've been lied to a lot.

You've learned a few. Yes. So

have you ever had somebody lie to you?

That is really terrible and hurt, But you're kind of like, Man,

that was a really good lie.

And if you really had known for a while

and we say we love you, like, Oh, man, I was totally convinced.

Well, okay.

I was convinced that my

ex and former

best friend were not having a thing behind my back for several months.

But then I found out

they were those voices shocked.

How did you find out?

Um, so one of her friends that she accidentally ratted it out to,

or she wanted to tell somebody to get it off her chest.

They ended up getting into a fight, and so she came to me and told me,

and at first I didn't believe it, but at least she admitted to it.

Yeah, she didn't deny it.

You know, I even more, but I just.

That takes some balls. Yeah.

I mean, it'd be nice

if she hadn't done it in the first place, but yeah, to be a flawless human being.

So if this was porn and they had cheated, you would just have gone

and do, like, a threesome.

There have been a little bit of banter and like, Oh, yeah, we just.

Oh, fuck. No, I'm sorry that didn't happen in this case.

No, no, no. Fuck you. You know what?

We're all here to make some God imagine how confused the boyfriend would be.

Yeah, we, like, catch him.

Oh, this is. Hey, wait.

What do I do here?

Do you think you would think it was a trap?

Maybe.

Or do you think that he would just be sent home like this?

I don't know.

I If you were in that situation, where do you think you're in a trap?

I think I would, but I think I'd do it anyhow.

Just for the story. Exactly.

So I think he's no into the trap.

But he would not care. Yes.

So who's the smarter person in that situation?

I don't know. I don't know.

Um, So

do you have any other boyfriend stories?

No, not really.

Not any fun ones. Where are you doing?

I mean, I'm not here to just talk.

You know what you do.

Well, I'm here for Mr. Producer.

That's what I'm here to.

But I'm working out, so to speak.

That's what you're here for?

Yeah.

I mean, you can join in

the cheating situation.

You're looking at the whole thing, like, Wait, what do you.

What are you doing?

Mr. Producer, that's my girlfriend.

Oh, no.

Who saw this coming up?

Typical for.

I just.

You here on vacation?

You're going to have sex with my boss.

It's kind of like Sex and

the City situation.

Oh, yeah.

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Miami.

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Good.