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Iain: This week there’s been
a fake dumping...
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[Cheering and clapping]
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Three new bombshells,
and heaps of drama.
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- I’m pissed.
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Iain: But tonight...
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[Screaming and shouting]
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It’s time to get your butts out
and see the unseen.
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- Let’s go!
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Iain: Each week we’ll burst
onto your screens with exclusive
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must seen action
from our tropical love shack.
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- Bro!
That’s Aquaman, bro!
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Iain: We’re bringing
you the island
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at their most unpredictable...
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- Wow!
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Iain: Most irresistible,
and most downright outrageous...
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- I would fuck an alien, bro.
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- That sounds a little dirty.
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[Laughs]
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Iain: We’ve got exciting bits.
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- Oh, my God!
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Iain: Enticing bits.
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- You won’t bite.
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Iain: But smelling bits.
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[Farts]
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- There’s my first fart.
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Iain: Steamy bits.
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- I’ve never seen
so many sex toys before.
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Iain: And bits that there
is simply no way to describe.
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[Shouting]
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So, if you thought
you’ve seen it all, well,
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you ain’t seen nothing
until you’ve seen...
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[Shouting]
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Love Island USA Unseen Bits.
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- No way!
- No!
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- Have I won Love Island yet?
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[Uplifting music]
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Iain: Welcome to Love Island USA
Unseen Bits!
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We’re serving up
a cocktail of exclusive
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never seen before action
from our islanders.
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With a smidge of Sarah Hyland.
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- Oh, my Gosh!
I’m being attacked!
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Iain: It’s an island party
that will have you sing OMFG.
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[Shouting]
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We’re sure to make
you scream for joy...
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[Screaming]
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Kay Kay: It’s a bug!
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- What?
What are you doing?
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- It’s a bug!
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Iain: As we turn things
on their heads.
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So, pull up a coconut
and grab your curliest straw.
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Hey, hey!
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And brace yourself
for an hour of unmissable,
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unseen moments
from our brand-new Fijian Villa.
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Oh, love.
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[Uplifting music]
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Some people say our islanders
are sex obsessed,
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but they're dead wrong.
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They're deep
and complex characters
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who don't just talk about sex.
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They also talk about...
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- I would fuck an alien, bro.
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If an alien had a dumpy ass butt
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and it was like looking
crazy at the top...
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- Like that. Like that.
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- I'm like...
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[Shouting]
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[Laughs]
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I would have to crack,
but, like, face down ass up
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because there's no way
I'm looking at that shit
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in the eye.
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- That shit...
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- It could be like a cyclops
where with one fat ass eyeball
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looking at your shit like...
Marco: I don’t care.
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- But what if...?
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What if they come like that
and they have, like, six tits?
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- Like a cow? Like udders?
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[Laughs]
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- It’s like six, six,
six, six, six, six, six.
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- What do you think
an alien’s moan sounds like?
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[Shouting]
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- I feel they would
sound like computers.
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It sounds like you're trying
to get a connection
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for a signal.
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- Like the online router.
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- The router, yeah!
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[Laughs]
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- I got you, bro.
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I would have to...
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I would fuck just for my own,
like, you know...
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Marco: Sanity? Like sanity?
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- Sanity. I would have to know.
It's like the “what if”, bro.
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- Would you enter the UFO?
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Leonardo: Enter it?
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- To go where it goes? No.
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- Yeah. I think
they don't give you a choice
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if you want
to go into the UFO or not.
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They just...
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Leonardo: They take you, right?
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- Fuck you.
You're coming with me.
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- It’s like, I don't get
why they would take the cows
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in the movies, though.
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You know what I'm saying?
In the movies,
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they always suck up
a cow every time.
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- Maybe it’s because
they have six tits.
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- Maybe they want six titties.
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Iain:
I had an alien encounter once.
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It was when I went to the cinema
to watch Alien.
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[Uplifting music]
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This year,
we've spared no expense
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with one of the biggest
and most expensive
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love pads ever.
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Unlike our islanders’
sex drives, it's huge.
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There are two balconies,
a kickass gym,
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and more neon than a 1980s
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aerobics instructors
sex dungeon.
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Oh, and this time
there's an actual beach.
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But we can't have a new Villa
without a load of new islanders.
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So, it's time to cue
the gratuitous SloMo!
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[Uplifting music]
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These islanders move fast,
even in SloMo!
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- You got it,
you got it, you got it.
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- Ok. Ready?
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[Laughs]
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Oh, I broke it.
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- No! We broke it!
- Stop!
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Iain: It’s ok, girls.
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I'll nip to the supermarket
and get another bottle.
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- Oh, my God, girls.
This is beautiful! It’s so big!
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- Suns out, bums out!
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[Laughs]
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- Oh, my God.
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- I love that!
No, for real.
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- All right,
let’s take them out.
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[Laughs]
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Iain: I doubt the weather
has much influence
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over whether the buns
are in or out.
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And soon it was time
to bow down to our queen
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of the island, Sarah Hyland.
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[Uplifting music]
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Here are some unseen bits
of Sara spilling the tea
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with the girls, and she starts
with a question
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that's totally nuts.
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- Are you a tough nut to crack?
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- Oh, yes. Very!
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Very giving,
giving tough nut to crack.
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- Giving tough?
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[All laugh]
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Oh, that’s a little dirty.
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- I didn't even think
about it like that!
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- She’s giving us her nut
and we are feeding it.
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[Laughs]
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Iain: And finally,
the boys arrived.
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- What's up with y'all?
What's up with y'all?
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Iain: But what are
the islanders really thinking
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during their coupling up?
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Well, thanks
to Love Island's breakthrough
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AI technology, we can tell you
it's, well, scientific.
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Now we're still tweaking
the algorithm,
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so it's not 100% accurate.
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But what is?
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- We are going to play a game
of Love Island stick or twist.
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- Yeah!
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- Please welcome... Leonardo.
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- Like, Dicaprio?
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[Laughs]
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AI voice: He’s not my type.
My man needs to speak Spanish.
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- Thank you.
- What’s your name?
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- Kassy.
- Kassy. A pleasure.
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- Nice to meet you.
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- Are you Hispanic?
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- Yeah!
Ok. You know some Spanish.
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Iain: Like I said,
we’re still fighting
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turning the algorithm.
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[Cheering and clapping]
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Marco: Can’t wait to get out
of here and get started.
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- Marco, welcome to Love Island.
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- How are we doing? Wow!
You guys look amazing.
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AI voice: He looks so familiar.
Wait, is that Jim Florida?
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- Anna.
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We go to the same gym
in Florida.
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So...
- What?
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- We do.
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- That’s fucking crazy.
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[Laughs]
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Iain: With Daisy and Jasmine
twisting for Marco,
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it's time to bring out our very
own Jason Momoa lookalike,
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Victor.
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- Spain in the house!
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- Bro!
That’s Aquaman, bro!
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- Girls, are you going to stick
with your current boy or twist?
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Go for it!
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AI voice: Oh, my God. I need
some Aquaman. I’m so thirsty!
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Iain: Oh, no! This AI machine
is definitely on the blink.
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I hope I kept my receipt.
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[Uplifting music]
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Iain: After being put
into their couples,
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the islanders go off
for their first getting
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to know you chats,
which always ends up awks.
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And here are some moments
you definitely haven't seen.
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- What are you into?
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- Besides, like, football, I...
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- Ok. So, you play football?
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- I do play football.
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- Ok. What position do you play?
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- I play receiver.
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- Ok. Why receiver?
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- Yeah.
Daddy can catch anything.
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- Ok.
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- I do a little thing...
- Ok.
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- So, are you
a sports girl or not?
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- Not really.
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- Ok. So. I'm from Saint Barts.
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Bergie: Yeah. Which is where?
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- It's like
in the French West Indies.
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Like in the Caribbean.
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- Ok. So, like, that’s south.
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- It’s... It's near,
like, Saint Martin and,
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like, all those little islands.
It’s hard to explain.
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- I had no idea!
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- So, like, is that
in the Gulf of Mex...?
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Like, south of the Gulf
of Mexico or like...?
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- I don't really know.
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Like...
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[Sighs]
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- I'm an athlete,
so I do wrestle and rugby.
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- Rugby?
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Victor: Yeah.
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- Oh, fuck.
Do you get hurt in that?
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- Uh, only if they catch you.
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- Oh, my God.
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- What else is there?
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- I was really shy
when I was young, actually.
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- Were you really?
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- Yeah. Like,
I was a shy little kid.
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And then in middle school,
I was really ugly.
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- Wow.
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- Yeah!
- That’s a fucking turn!
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- I... I...
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- I thought you were going
to say something happened. No.
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I was top cheddar cheese.
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- So, I think that's
why, like, I have a personality
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because I had to create it
because I was ugly.
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- You mean to tell me
the only reason you have
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a personality is because
it was your only option.
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- And it was, like,
sixth grade, seventh grade.
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And then I switched up
really quick.
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- You fucking
grow up out of nowhere.
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- I had to grow up
out of nowhere.
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- So, what else?
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- Ok.
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- What else?
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- So, I worked at Dairy Queen.
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- Oh, you did?
Bergie: I did.
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- Oh, I love that!
255
00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:29,929
- So... Yeah, I was
the manager, and like...
256
00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:32,165
- Oh, my God.
Best job ever!
257
00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:37,871
Iain: Before
we go to commercials.
258
00:10:37,904 --> 00:10:39,639
Anna, can you tell us
what your type is
259
00:10:39,673 --> 00:10:40,807
in the bedroom?
260
00:10:41,541 --> 00:10:44,878
- I would totally
have sex with [bleep]
261
00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:46,780
I mean, who wouldn’t?
262
00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:50,283
Iain: So, what the bleep
did they say?
263
00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:54,988
Find out Anna's dream
hook up after this short break.
264
00:11:00,794 --> 00:11:04,064
[Uplifting music]
265
00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:10,837
Welcome back to Love Island
Unseen Bits USA,
266
00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:15,408
where we show you all the bits
that have so far gone unseen.
267
00:11:17,744 --> 00:11:19,679
We have
all the best dance moves...
268
00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:22,115
[Cheering and screaming]
269
00:11:24,584 --> 00:11:25,885
...to get you in tune.
270
00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:31,291
[Singing gibberish]
271
00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:36,563
* A bad bitch alert *
272
00:11:38,565 --> 00:11:39,699
- That’s good.
273
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,334
[Uplifting music]
274
00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:44,170
Iain: Where everyday
you have a nice day.
275
00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:48,108
- Day two! Day two!
Day two!
276
00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:51,411
Iain: So, swat away
any distractions...
277
00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:53,513
- I really...
278
00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:54,581
- Where is it?
279
00:11:54,781 --> 00:11:56,116
- Oh, fuck that thing up!
280
00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:00,253
Iain: And hump into unseen bits.
281
00:12:00,286 --> 00:12:01,621
- Let’s go!
282
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,193
[Uplifting music]
283
00:12:10,096 --> 00:12:11,464
Before the break, Anna was asked
284
00:12:11,498 --> 00:12:13,733
what her dream hook up
was in the bedroom.
285
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:17,070
So, what the bleep did she say?
286
00:12:17,704 --> 00:12:19,506
- I would totally
have sex with a robot.
287
00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:22,876
Are you kidding me?
Robots are sexy. Oh, my God.
288
00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:25,078
I would do anything if you guys
found me a robot boy.
289
00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:27,113
If you can find me one
of those, game over.
290
00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:28,248
[Laughs]
291
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,884
Iain: C-3POMG, Anna.
292
00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:32,952
[Uplifting music]
293
00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:41,094
We create an entire villa
with beautiful daybeds,
294
00:12:41,728 --> 00:12:44,698
big cozy beds
and a legible neon signs
295
00:12:44,731 --> 00:12:46,966
that relate to the room
you're currently in.
296
00:12:48,835 --> 00:12:50,704
And despite the art
department's hard work
297
00:12:50,737 --> 00:12:52,372
to make
the most beautiful Villa yet,
298
00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:55,108
our islanders are still
most impressed with...
299
00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:57,310
[Screaming and shouting]
300
00:12:57,644 --> 00:12:58,778
Themselves!
301
00:12:59,813 --> 00:13:01,414
- We better take that shorty!
302
00:13:02,716 --> 00:13:06,453
Say, wait. Say wait.
Yeah, it’s kind of...
303
00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:07,821
It’s kind of hard, bro.
304
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:11,624
Iain: They also love the carpet.
305
00:13:12,058 --> 00:13:13,960
- Dude.
We should lay on the carpet.
306
00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:15,895
- No, that’s a fact.
This shit gotta be comfortable.
307
00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:17,530
Kassy: Oh. Oh, my God!
308
00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:18,732
[Kay Kay laughs]
309
00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:19,733
- See? It’s crazy.
310
00:13:19,766 --> 00:13:20,900
- Dude, think about it.
311
00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:22,702
Nobody stepped on this,
so we're good.
312
00:13:22,736 --> 00:13:24,170
- No, we’re the first ones,
essentially.
313
00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:25,305
- Nice carpet.
314
00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:26,439
[Laughs]
315
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:29,075
Iain: The free chopsticks!
316
00:13:29,075 --> 00:13:31,077
- Oh, my God.
Is this chopstick?
317
00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:32,779
- Oh, I’d eat some of that!
318
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,147
- Oh, I swear to God.
319
00:13:34,180 --> 00:13:35,415
- Dude!
This is beautiful!
320
00:13:36,783 --> 00:13:39,652
- Protect my kisser? Yes, ma’am!
I kept licking my shit outside.
321
00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:40,887
- Can you open
this thing for me?
322
00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:42,088
- I got you. I got you.
323
00:13:42,922 --> 00:13:44,190
Oh, my God.
324
00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:45,692
I've never seen
so much neon in one spot.
325
00:13:45,725 --> 00:13:46,826
Kassy: Right?
Leonardo: Yeah.
326
00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:48,128
- It’s like a girl’s dream.
327
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:49,462
- I swear to God!
328
00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:51,431
Iain: There's a recognition
this place deserves.
329
00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:55,101
Way to go, art department.
Kassy loves neon signs.
330
00:13:55,101 --> 00:13:56,503
- I love neon signs.
331
00:13:56,803 --> 00:13:58,371
- I need that in my bedroom.
332
00:13:58,405 --> 00:13:59,472
- Dude!
333
00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:01,041
Iain: Who wants to tell Leo
the neon signs
334
00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:02,242
are in his bedroom?
335
00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:04,511
He was just too distracted
with the mirror to notice.
336
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:11,751
- How the hell?
Is it open?
337
00:14:11,785 --> 00:14:12,819
- Smatter than...
338
00:14:13,553 --> 00:14:14,587
Kay Kay: Get ready with me.
339
00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:16,656
- Look! More mirrors!
340
00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:19,859
Iain: And they’re back
to the mirrors.
341
00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:23,263
- They got the best view, too.
Look at this view!
342
00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:24,631
- Yo!
343
00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:26,066
- Yeah!
344
00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:28,068
Iain: Now, I can't tell
if they're looking
345
00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:29,636
at the actual view of Fiji,
346
00:14:29,669 --> 00:14:31,504
or just the reflections
in the pool.
347
00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:32,572
- Fiji!
348
00:14:32,972 --> 00:14:34,641
- Fiji!
349
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,247
[Uplifting music]
350
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:45,552
- Ok. Ready?
I’m ready. I’m ready.
351
00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:47,554
Iain: The first night
was like a barbecue at my place.
352
00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:50,423
There were lots of hot buns,
things got a bit salty,
353
00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:52,759
and we ended up
throwing out a badly bun burger.
354
00:14:52,792 --> 00:14:54,327
I mean, Bergie.
355
00:14:54,361 --> 00:14:55,762
[All] Bergie! Bergie!
356
00:14:55,795 --> 00:14:57,597
- I wish I had more time
in the Villa.
357
00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:58,665
For sure.
358
00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:02,402
Iain: It looked like five guys
with one burger down, until...
359
00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:03,703
[Text message incoming]
360
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:06,206
The berg
got one whooper of a text.
361
00:15:07,374 --> 00:15:10,110
Here are some well-done
moments you didn't get to see.
362
00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:13,813
- "Bergie, everyone
deserves a second chance."
363
00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:16,583
#stillinthegame #troupleup
364
00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:17,617
[Uplifting music]
365
00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:18,685
- Hashtag...
366
00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:22,689
Oh, my God.
367
00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:24,758
I can’t believe it.
368
00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:26,693
This is, like, the greatest
thing that happened to me.
369
00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:28,061
Like... Where’s my bag, dude?
370
00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:33,166
Wait... This way? I’m back!
371
00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:40,507
Iain: The two bombshell
queens marinated in chlorine
372
00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:43,143
as they awaited the arrival
of their Burger King.
373
00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:44,644
King Bergie.
374
00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:47,714
- I can’t stop smiling.
375
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:49,382
[Laughs]
376
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,085
- I like your muscles.
377
00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:53,153
I’m impressed.
- Let’s go.
378
00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:54,521
- You’re in the gym.
- Yes, I am.
379
00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:55,689
I did a bodybuilding
competition once.
380
00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:56,690
Carmen: Did you?
381
00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:57,757
Carmen: How’d that go?
382
00:15:58,892 --> 00:15:59,859
- Uh, I got third and novice,
so that was pretty good.
383
00:15:59,893 --> 00:16:00,860
- That's not bad at all.
384
00:16:00,894 --> 00:16:02,062
- Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
385
00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:03,163
- You played.
That’s all that matters.
386
00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:04,531
I like that.
- And then, I also played
387
00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:05,665
college football.
388
00:16:05,699 --> 00:16:06,900
- It's like,
I love a Midwest boy.
389
00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:08,435
That’s my type.
I love a Midwest boy.
390
00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:10,904
Are you nervous about sharing
a bed with a girl?
391
00:16:10,937 --> 00:16:12,205
Like...
- Not with you, guys.
392
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,040
You guys have made
me fully confident.
393
00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:15,041
- Oh, I like that!
394
00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:16,042
- Ok.
Hannah: Good.
395
00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:17,077
- Yeah. You guys are amazing.
396
00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:18,178
- I like that.
397
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,046
- I won’t kick you or anything.
We won't bite.
398
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,614
- I’m...
- I don’t snore, either.
399
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:22,682
Do you snore?
400
00:16:22,916 --> 00:16:24,250
- I don’t believe
I do, but I’m, like...
401
00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:25,418
- I guess we’ll find out.
402
00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:28,054
- You guys wake me the hell up
and get the hell out of here.
403
00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:30,056
- I’d roll over
and I’m, like, get it together.
404
00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:31,424
- Get it together.
405
00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:33,960
- “Press here for a good time.”
406
00:16:34,060 --> 00:16:35,061
Wait.
407
00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:36,196
Hannah: Press that button.
408
00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:37,330
- Oh, my God!
409
00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:38,898
- Sex toys, baby!
410
00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:41,134
Carmen: Oh, no. The handcuffs!
411
00:16:41,868 --> 00:16:43,670
- The hint, the furry handcuffs.
412
00:16:43,903 --> 00:16:45,071
Oh, my God.
Carmen: Naughty!
413
00:16:45,071 --> 00:16:46,072
Hannah: No a whip!
414
00:16:46,072 --> 00:16:47,240
Bergie: No!
415
00:16:48,074 --> 00:16:49,576
- Oh, this is cute, you guys.
416
00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:52,245
Carmen: Wait, there’s die
with sex positions on them.
417
00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:53,613
Bergie: No!
418
00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:54,748
[Carmen laughs]
419
00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:56,082
- We’re not gonna sleep tonight.
420
00:16:56,082 --> 00:16:57,283
[Laughs]
421
00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:58,818
Hannah:
We’ll be right back, Bergie.
422
00:16:59,285 --> 00:17:01,921
Iain: Bergie! Bergie! It’s Iain.
423
00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:04,057
I'm hiding
in the ventilation shaft.
424
00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:05,492
Just relax.
425
00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:07,894
Play it cool and try
not to get ahead of yourself.
426
00:17:07,927 --> 00:17:09,262
- Have I won Love Island yet?
427
00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:10,697
Iain: No, you haven’t!
428
00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:13,500
I'll let you get back to being
the luckiest man on the planet.
429
00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:16,269
- Do you mind sleeping
in the middle?
430
00:17:16,302 --> 00:17:17,270
- I do not.
431
00:17:17,303 --> 00:17:18,371
- Ok, cool.
432
00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:19,639
- As long
as you guys don’t mind.
433
00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:21,775
- No, I don’t mind.
- I think it'll be dope as hell.
434
00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:23,410
Carmen: It'll be dope as hell.
435
00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:26,446
- This is...
436
00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:33,253
- Why you...?
Was that your first instinct?
437
00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:34,854
- Nipple piercing!
438
00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:36,189
- Put it on the nipples?
439
00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:38,291
I think that’s
for your wrist, bro.
440
00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:39,292
- Probably.
441
00:17:39,325 --> 00:17:40,293
- Like this.
442
00:17:40,326 --> 00:17:41,428
[Laughs]
443
00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:43,263
Oh, my Godness. How funny.
444
00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:45,098
- I’ve never seen
so many sex toys before.
445
00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:48,301
Iain: In conclusion,
anyone who's lactose intolerant
446
00:17:48,335 --> 00:17:50,070
should look away
because that burger
447
00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:52,272
is doing some serious cheesing.
448
00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:53,740
Thank you.
449
00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:55,241
- This is crazy.
450
00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:57,711
[Laughs]
451
00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:00,580
[Uplifting music]
452
00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:07,687
Iain: After almost passing
a two-hour online course,
453
00:18:07,721 --> 00:18:10,790
I'm a fully qualified
life coach, and my expertise
454
00:18:10,824 --> 00:18:13,827
allows me to ask islanders
deeply personal questions,
455
00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:17,030
like asking Marco
about his weirdest turn ons.
456
00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:19,833
- And then, obviously,
weird, weird as hell,
457
00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:22,869
but [bleep] kind of turn me on.
458
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:29,576
Iain: So, what the bleep
did they say?
459
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:33,913
[Uplifting music]
460
00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:45,859
Iain: Welcome back to
Love Island USA Unseen Bits.
461
00:18:47,594 --> 00:18:50,063
Before the break,
I very politely asked Marco
462
00:18:50,063 --> 00:18:51,898
about what weirdly turns him on.
463
00:18:52,198 --> 00:18:54,901
And to build the intrigue,
those crafty producers
464
00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:56,269
bleeped out his answer.
465
00:18:57,370 --> 00:19:00,640
But what the bleep did they say?
466
00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:03,643
- And then, obviously
weird, weird as hell,
467
00:19:03,677 --> 00:19:05,679
but backscratchers
kind of turn me on.
468
00:19:06,079 --> 00:19:08,748
Like, when they scratch
my back when I don't ask.
469
00:19:08,782 --> 00:19:10,617
Now, when I ask,
it's like, oh, all right.
470
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:11,718
My back itches.
471
00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:13,019
When they just start
itching my back,
472
00:19:13,053 --> 00:19:15,055
I get a little excited,
you know what I mean?
473
00:19:15,088 --> 00:19:16,823
Iain:
I have a very strong suspicion.
474
00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:19,559
I know who stole
my Diamante back scratcher.
475
00:19:21,061 --> 00:19:23,129
[Uplifting music]
476
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:27,334
Iain: They’re very moreish
these unseen bits, aren't they?
477
00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:30,403
Hmm. Fancy another? Let's do it.
478
00:19:30,704 --> 00:19:32,138
- My name is Ana.
479
00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:33,139
Yeah!
480
00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:34,374
And I am...
481
00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:36,843
- A banana!
482
00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:40,146
- Yeah!
Who likes to hold Hannah?
483
00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:42,349
- Yeah!
- Who's in love with Hanna.
484
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:43,717
- Yeah.
485
00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:46,686
- Who likes... too much pizza?
486
00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:47,821
- Yeah.
487
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,122
- Who has diarrhea?
488
00:19:49,155 --> 00:19:50,390
[They laugh]
- Yeah.
489
00:19:51,057 --> 00:19:53,326
- Retweet.
- This is great.
490
00:19:57,063 --> 00:20:00,033
Iain: They say people fall in
love with what's on the inside.
491
00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:02,402
- Five, six, seven.
492
00:20:02,836 --> 00:20:05,905
Iain: So long as what's on
the inside isn't bean burritos,
493
00:20:05,939 --> 00:20:10,577
lentils and brussels sprouts as
you'll see in this unseen bit.
494
00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:12,645
[Fart]
- Oh, there's my first fart.
495
00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:14,614
[Fart]
- Oh, there's my second fart.
496
00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:17,517
- Dude, I've been ripping
ass silently, but deadly.
497
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:18,918
- Really?
- They'll never know.
498
00:20:18,952 --> 00:20:19,819
[Fart]
499
00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:22,555
- [Echo] They’ll never know,
never know, never know.
500
00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:23,523
[Fart]
501
00:20:23,757 --> 00:20:24,991
Producer: Oh, my God.
502
00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:26,426
- I farted.
503
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,129
Oh, gosh. It stinks.
504
00:20:29,162 --> 00:20:30,330
Iain: When I was at college,
505
00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:32,298
I lived with a bloke
who farted all the time.
506
00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:34,801
Admittedly, I was living alone.
507
00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:36,136
[Fart]
- Who farted?
508
00:20:36,169 --> 00:20:37,170
That one was violent.
509
00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:38,571
- That was me.
510
00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:40,040
- Why are you bringing
this shit over here?
511
00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:41,841
I'm trapped. I can't go nowhere.
512
00:20:41,875 --> 00:20:42,876
- I’m gonna fart.
513
00:20:43,176 --> 00:20:44,010
[Fart]
514
00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:45,945
- Fart.
- I pooted.
515
00:20:47,313 --> 00:20:49,516
- I heard a fart this morning.
516
00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:50,884
- Yeah, that was definitely me.
517
00:20:51,184 --> 00:20:53,153
I got the morning
ripples all the time.
518
00:20:53,186 --> 00:20:55,422
- Wait, didn't you blow
it over towards me?
519
00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:57,490
- Yeah, but it didn't stink.
You would have smelled it.
520
00:20:57,524 --> 00:20:59,292
- Marco thinks
his farts don't stink.
521
00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:02,295
- When I'm with Leo,
like, I want to fart,
522
00:21:02,328 --> 00:21:04,164
but I'm like,
nope, not doing it.
523
00:21:04,197 --> 00:21:05,565
- I'm sorry. I'm gonna fart.
524
00:21:06,232 --> 00:21:07,267
Hopefully it's not loud.
525
00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:09,369
[Fart]
- Okay. Yeah, it was tiny.
526
00:21:09,836 --> 00:21:12,072
- Bergie was burping so much.
527
00:21:12,072 --> 00:21:13,707
- Iugh. Burping?
528
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:15,075
He was burping?
529
00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:16,076
- But, like, he would, like,
530
00:21:16,076 --> 00:21:17,477
burp and then blow it out.
531
00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:19,112
- Wait, did he blow it
towards you?
532
00:21:19,312 --> 00:21:20,413
- He'd be like...
533
00:21:21,281 --> 00:21:22,816
- Oh, my God.
534
00:21:22,849 --> 00:21:25,185
- Blowing it out
right in front of you?
535
00:21:25,218 --> 00:21:27,087
Iain: It's actually
considered very romantic
536
00:21:27,087 --> 00:21:28,855
to burp directly
to someone's face in
537
00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:32,826
some cultures,
bacterial cultures mainly.
538
00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:40,867
We think it was gas bagging
about gases and gagging
539
00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:45,538
inside the guy's goss about
something even more gross, love.
540
00:21:46,339 --> 00:21:47,207
Oh.
541
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:48,842
- What was the most
romantic thing
542
00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:50,944
you've ever done for a girl,
like, for a date?
543
00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:54,347
- Uh, I flew across the world
to see my girlfriend
544
00:21:55,015 --> 00:21:58,651
and got us a dinner date
that overlooked the entire city
545
00:21:58,685 --> 00:22:01,521
and then we were
welcomed to red wine sangria
546
00:22:01,554 --> 00:22:03,056
because I told them
to have it ready to go.
547
00:22:03,323 --> 00:22:05,091
That was the most romantic
shit I've ever done.
548
00:22:05,125 --> 00:22:10,430
- The best date or whatever
it was, we went to Cappadocia.
549
00:22:10,463 --> 00:22:14,634
Is where they filmed,
uh, Tatooine from Star Wars.
550
00:22:14,668 --> 00:22:15,835
- Oh, from Star Wars?
- You know?
551
00:22:15,869 --> 00:22:17,203
Like those kind of, like...
- Tatooine?
552
00:22:17,237 --> 00:22:18,571
- Those weird houses.
- Oh, my God.
553
00:22:18,605 --> 00:22:19,739
- So That's Cappadocia.
554
00:22:19,773 --> 00:22:21,207
- I didn't know
that was a real place.
555
00:22:21,241 --> 00:22:22,375
I thought it was
all green screen.
556
00:22:22,409 --> 00:22:23,410
- That's Cappadocia, dude.
557
00:22:23,443 --> 00:22:24,811
I got her a...
558
00:22:25,812 --> 00:22:28,081
sunrise by air balloon ride.
559
00:22:28,581 --> 00:22:29,783
- What?
- No way.
560
00:22:29,816 --> 00:22:31,084
- No.
- For the sunrise?
561
00:22:31,117 --> 00:22:32,485
- For the fucking sunrise.
- That’s insane.
562
00:22:32,519 --> 00:22:33,486
- I'm...
- Who does that?
563
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:34,587
- I'm a scared of heights.
564
00:22:34,621 --> 00:22:35,722
[They laugh]
565
00:22:35,755 --> 00:22:38,324
- That was...
- Big one, big one, bro.
566
00:22:38,358 --> 00:22:41,361
- That was the worst
45 minutes of my life.
567
00:22:41,394 --> 00:22:43,263
[They laugh]
- So we got in.
568
00:22:43,296 --> 00:22:44,998
I thought that...
- You're a big dude, dude.
569
00:22:45,098 --> 00:22:46,366
- I thought that
the hot air balloon,
570
00:22:46,399 --> 00:22:47,901
I thought the hot air balloon
would be like,
571
00:22:47,934 --> 00:22:49,836
okay, you have the, the nest.
572
00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:52,505
It was this high.
[They laugh]
573
00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:54,207
- If someone pushed me, I'm out.
574
00:22:54,808 --> 00:22:57,010
I'm out.
- You were terrified?
575
00:22:57,110 --> 00:22:59,346
- 45 minutes in a half squat.
576
00:22:59,646 --> 00:23:01,448
I was chilling in
the corner like this.
577
00:23:01,481 --> 00:23:03,049
I'd be like,
I'm not even moving.
578
00:23:03,049 --> 00:23:04,617
45 minutes like that, dude.
579
00:23:04,651 --> 00:23:06,252
You are over there,
like, being, like,
580
00:23:06,286 --> 00:23:08,054
focused on
not shitting your pants.
581
00:23:08,221 --> 00:23:09,622
- Yeah.
- And your girl is like,
582
00:23:10,090 --> 00:23:11,858
"Are you enjoying?
Are you okay? Are you enjoying?"
583
00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:13,860
Like, don't even talk
to me like this.
584
00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:15,061
Like this is for you.
585
00:23:15,095 --> 00:23:16,830
This is romantic.
You enjoy it.
586
00:23:17,163 --> 00:23:18,331
Don't even talk to me.
587
00:23:19,199 --> 00:23:20,300
Iain: That's funny.
588
00:23:20,333 --> 00:23:22,202
In the past,
my romantic dates ended
589
00:23:22,235 --> 00:23:24,137
the very opposite way
with the girls
590
00:23:24,170 --> 00:23:25,772
telling me not to talk to them.
591
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:29,843
Break time now,
but don't go anywhere.
592
00:23:30,343 --> 00:23:31,544
See you in a more.
593
00:23:31,578 --> 00:23:33,279
[Uplifting music]
594
00:23:43,623 --> 00:23:47,293
- Welcome back
to Love Island USA unseen bits.
595
00:23:47,594 --> 00:23:50,196
Islanders, How you doing?
596
00:23:50,230 --> 00:23:51,731
- How you doing?
597
00:23:51,765 --> 00:23:54,000
[they Laughs]
- Practicing.
598
00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:55,835
- How you doing?
- How you doing?
599
00:23:55,869 --> 00:23:57,637
That was good.
- How you doing?
600
00:23:58,104 --> 00:23:59,105
- How you doing?
601
00:23:59,139 --> 00:24:02,175
Iain: [Inaudible] How you doing?
602
00:24:02,208 --> 00:24:04,044
- How you doing?
- How you doing.
603
00:24:04,044 --> 00:24:06,146
- How you doing.
- No, no.
604
00:24:06,179 --> 00:24:07,614
- How you doing?
605
00:24:07,914 --> 00:24:09,783
Iain: Move aside, Matt LeBlanc.
606
00:24:10,183 --> 00:24:11,651
You've got some competition.
607
00:24:11,685 --> 00:24:14,721
Not these guys, obviously,
but somewhere, I assume.
608
00:24:19,292 --> 00:24:22,328
Fiji, pristine beaches,
609
00:24:23,063 --> 00:24:24,698
mountainous coastline,
610
00:24:25,198 --> 00:24:27,467
summer sunsets by the sea.
611
00:24:28,335 --> 00:24:31,471
But no drone could ever capture
the romantic island feeling.
612
00:24:31,805 --> 00:24:33,740
When you're relaxing
hand in hand
613
00:24:33,773 --> 00:24:37,477
with a new flame
and time seems to stand still.
614
00:24:38,845 --> 00:24:40,246
Until...
615
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:43,350
- You know there’s lots
of bugs of Fiji out here, man.
616
00:24:43,383 --> 00:24:44,551
- They love your eyeballs.
617
00:24:45,785 --> 00:24:47,721
Iain: I think
the contractors we hired
618
00:24:47,754 --> 00:24:51,291
to bug the place fundamentally
misunderstood the assignment.
619
00:24:51,725 --> 00:24:53,193
- Like it's okay to,
like, explore it,
620
00:24:53,226 --> 00:24:54,994
but you should just...
- There’s a spider on that wall.
621
00:24:55,095 --> 00:24:56,229
A big spider.
622
00:24:57,364 --> 00:24:59,399
- I never feel like
I'm getting talked over.
623
00:24:59,432 --> 00:25:00,867
Like...
- There’s a roach behind you.
624
00:25:03,470 --> 00:25:05,505
- Get it off.
Get it off. Get it off.
625
00:25:05,538 --> 00:25:09,175
Get it off, get off, get it off.
- Oh, fuck. Bugs crawl.
626
00:25:09,209 --> 00:25:11,611
- Oh, no.
- [inaudible] Oh, it's on you.
627
00:25:12,712 --> 00:25:13,813
- Oh, my fucking...
628
00:25:14,047 --> 00:25:15,315
[They laugh]
629
00:25:16,649 --> 00:25:18,051
- No.
- Iugh.
630
00:25:18,351 --> 00:25:20,086
[Spitting]
631
00:25:23,056 --> 00:25:25,325
- You go back
to the regular program.
632
00:25:26,726 --> 00:25:28,328
Iain: Back to
the regular program.
633
00:25:28,361 --> 00:25:30,063
This is unseen bit scene.
634
00:25:30,063 --> 00:25:32,799
There's absolutely nothing
regular about this show.
635
00:25:38,772 --> 00:25:40,407
Here's another unseen bit.
636
00:25:41,474 --> 00:25:43,276
- Oh.
- My aim was so fucking good.
637
00:25:43,309 --> 00:25:44,511
- That was, that was crazy.
638
00:25:44,911 --> 00:25:46,780
We'll never get that close.
- Yeah.
639
00:25:47,981 --> 00:25:49,149
- Yeah, no.
- That one.
640
00:25:49,182 --> 00:25:50,517
Okay, they're kind of sticky,
641
00:25:50,550 --> 00:25:52,085
so they're sticking to my hand.
642
00:25:52,519 --> 00:25:54,954
- Where'd that go?
- Down.
643
00:25:56,122 --> 00:25:57,891
- Oh, that was, that was close.
644
00:25:58,091 --> 00:25:59,559
- What is it?
- Is in your mouth.
645
00:25:59,592 --> 00:26:00,660
Cocoa puffs.
- Cocoa puffs.
646
00:26:01,027 --> 00:26:02,028
- Oh, I need one.
647
00:26:03,797 --> 00:26:04,864
- There you go.
- Sounds good.
648
00:26:05,799 --> 00:26:07,734
[Uplifting music]
649
00:26:11,705 --> 00:26:14,674
Iain: Let's tumble our way
into another unseen bit.
650
00:26:16,276 --> 00:26:17,410
- Round off.
651
00:26:18,411 --> 00:26:19,813
I know the top
of your head hurt.
652
00:26:19,846 --> 00:26:21,047
You had all would.
653
00:26:21,247 --> 00:26:23,583
Iain: This unseen chat
between Keenan and Kay Kay,
654
00:26:23,616 --> 00:26:26,119
hashtag Keenkay,
couldn't be shown
655
00:26:26,152 --> 00:26:28,621
because it made the peacock,
peacock blush.
656
00:26:29,389 --> 00:26:32,392
- So you said you fucked
somebody in a wheelchair.
657
00:26:32,425 --> 00:26:34,194
- We were getting all
kinky and stuff
658
00:26:34,227 --> 00:26:36,463
in an environment where there
were wheelchairs and ramps.
659
00:26:36,496 --> 00:26:38,865
- Oh.
- So, I picked her up, right?
660
00:26:38,898 --> 00:26:39,866
And we're kissing, da, da, da,
661
00:26:40,133 --> 00:26:43,103
set her down in the wheelchair
pulled her down.
662
00:26:43,136 --> 00:26:44,337
Doom, doom, doom, doom.
663
00:26:44,371 --> 00:26:46,272
And then put
that motherfucking lock.
664
00:26:47,107 --> 00:26:49,476
Yeah. So we're just
getting kinky and we was lit.
665
00:26:49,509 --> 00:26:50,844
- What's your favorite
sex position.
666
00:26:51,077 --> 00:26:53,113
- From the side I feel
like we both can be comfortable.
667
00:26:53,380 --> 00:26:55,181
I can feel all over you.
- Yeah.
668
00:26:55,215 --> 00:26:56,316
- You can feel all over me.
669
00:26:56,349 --> 00:26:57,317
- It's intimate.
- It’s relaxed.
670
00:26:57,350 --> 00:26:58,885
It's intimate. It's close.
671
00:26:58,918 --> 00:26:59,853
You know what I'm saying?
672
00:27:00,220 --> 00:27:02,122
I can turn your head
back to look at me.
673
00:27:02,155 --> 00:27:04,024
- Stop touching me so much.
- What do you mean?
674
00:27:04,024 --> 00:27:05,492
You don't let me touch you?
- I do.
675
00:27:08,661 --> 00:27:11,197
- Yeah. It's just a real,
like, close, intimate position.
676
00:27:11,231 --> 00:27:13,366
It's like I can feel the hair,
I can feel the titties,
677
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:15,468
I can feel the curves,
the waist, the neck.
678
00:27:15,502 --> 00:27:17,704
I can look you in the eye,
like, everything you can hit.
679
00:27:17,737 --> 00:27:19,172
I can do it all, like,
from there.
680
00:27:19,205 --> 00:27:21,041
So that's my favorite.
What's yours?
681
00:27:21,041 --> 00:27:22,242
- I like to be on top.
682
00:27:24,778 --> 00:27:26,046
- Good to know.
683
00:27:32,519 --> 00:27:34,120
You like it on top?
- Mmhmm.
684
00:27:35,588 --> 00:27:37,157
- But do you like
to finish on top?
685
00:27:37,190 --> 00:27:37,924
- No.
686
00:27:39,926 --> 00:27:42,195
I don't know if, I don’t
know if I've done that before.
687
00:27:42,228 --> 00:27:43,830
- Finish on top?
- Yeah.
688
00:27:43,863 --> 00:27:45,532
- This is an inappropriate
conversation
689
00:27:45,565 --> 00:27:47,167
and our parents watch.
690
00:27:47,901 --> 00:27:49,069
- Sorry, mom.
691
00:27:49,102 --> 00:27:50,970
- Wow.
- [Laughs]
692
00:27:52,172 --> 00:27:54,074
Iain: My mother would
be proud if I had finished
693
00:27:54,107 --> 00:27:55,408
on top of my class.
694
00:27:55,775 --> 00:27:58,144
Sorry, mom.
- Tease.
695
00:27:58,545 --> 00:27:59,479
- Tease.
696
00:28:01,014 --> 00:28:03,116
[Uplifting music]
697
00:28:08,488 --> 00:28:10,657
Iain: Let's head into
an unseen bit of bombshell.
698
00:28:10,690 --> 00:28:12,225
Carmen getting to know Aquaman.
699
00:28:12,258 --> 00:28:15,195
I mean, Jason Momoa,
I mean Victor.
700
00:28:16,496 --> 00:28:18,698
- I'm a big, like,
nerd on the inside for sure.
701
00:28:18,732 --> 00:28:20,433
People just don't think
I like those things.
702
00:28:20,467 --> 00:28:21,835
- Oh, shit. Okay.
703
00:28:22,235 --> 00:28:23,803
What's your favorite...
704
00:28:24,804 --> 00:28:26,039
Marvel superhero?
705
00:28:26,706 --> 00:28:28,274
- My favorite superhero?
706
00:28:30,610 --> 00:28:33,079
I know it's basic,
but I just love him.
707
00:28:33,113 --> 00:28:34,314
Okay?
- Okay.
708
00:28:34,948 --> 00:28:36,750
Iain: Is Carmen
favorite superhero Victor?
709
00:28:36,783 --> 00:28:39,052
I mean, Jason Momoa.
I mean, Aquaman.
710
00:28:39,052 --> 00:28:43,056
Could this spell true
love or could it be game over?
711
00:28:43,390 --> 00:28:47,060
Find out what happened next,
712
00:28:47,794 --> 00:28:49,329
when we come back.
713
00:28:51,064 --> 00:28:53,099
[Uplifting music]
714
00:29:02,642 --> 00:29:05,912
Iain: Welcome back to
Love Island USA unseen bits.
715
00:29:06,012 --> 00:29:08,281
And if you think any of
these bits have been seen,
716
00:29:08,314 --> 00:29:10,016
you're dead wrong.
717
00:29:11,317 --> 00:29:13,486
Still to come,
we've got unseen streams
718
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:15,288
that are so
good you'll forget names.
719
00:29:16,523 --> 00:29:19,025
- Maybe the Jesus.
720
00:29:19,025 --> 00:29:20,126
What's his name again?
721
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:22,328
I don't know, that Tarzan.
722
00:29:22,562 --> 00:29:23,496
I forget his name.
723
00:29:23,530 --> 00:29:24,698
Someone needs to tell me
his name.
724
00:29:24,731 --> 00:29:26,533
- Hannah and... uh.
725
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:28,535
- Courtney?
- No, not Courtney.
726
00:29:28,568 --> 00:29:30,070
- The blonde?
- Clare?
727
00:29:30,103 --> 00:29:31,438
- No, no, no.
- Christina?
728
00:29:31,471 --> 00:29:32,672
- I ain't even listen, bro.
729
00:29:33,406 --> 00:29:35,108
- Chelsea? Kyle?
730
00:29:35,408 --> 00:29:37,877
What's your name?
Iain: So wrap up the week.
731
00:29:37,911 --> 00:29:39,913
- Yeah, Anna.
Everybody: Go, Anna.
732
00:29:39,946 --> 00:29:42,215
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
733
00:29:42,549 --> 00:29:43,917
Iain: With some exclusive,
734
00:29:43,950 --> 00:29:46,720
unseen bits
meant for your eyes only.
735
00:29:53,393 --> 00:29:55,195
Before the break,
we left off right
736
00:29:55,228 --> 00:29:56,596
before Carmen told Victor
737
00:29:56,629 --> 00:29:58,365
who her favorite superhero was.
738
00:29:58,631 --> 00:30:02,135
Will she take
the bait and say Aquaman?
739
00:30:02,535 --> 00:30:05,772
- I know it's basic,
but I just love him. Okay?
740
00:30:05,805 --> 00:30:07,407
Iain: Could it mean true love,
741
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:10,410
or is it time
for Victor to swim on?
742
00:30:10,877 --> 00:30:15,682
Time to find out
what happened next.
743
00:30:15,715 --> 00:30:16,816
- Iron Man.
744
00:30:18,618 --> 00:30:20,353
Iain: Well,
that went swimmingly.
745
00:30:20,387 --> 00:30:22,389
- But, okay,
I'll get to know you more.
746
00:30:22,422 --> 00:30:24,457
I feel like I know
we have common interests.
747
00:30:24,491 --> 00:30:25,658
- Well, this is good stuff.
748
00:30:25,692 --> 00:30:27,394
Iain: Maybe Aquaman.
I mean, Jason Momoa.
749
00:30:27,427 --> 00:30:28,495
I mean Victor.
750
00:30:28,528 --> 00:30:29,829
I have to stop doing that.
751
00:30:29,863 --> 00:30:33,066
Can change her mind
onto more unseen bits?
752
00:30:33,366 --> 00:30:35,368
[Uplifting music]
753
00:30:41,141 --> 00:30:43,209
Iain: Before the islanders
entered the villa,
754
00:30:43,243 --> 00:30:45,612
we filmed super sexy
SloMo frolics
755
00:30:45,879 --> 00:30:47,547
to understand
how you can look hot
756
00:30:47,580 --> 00:30:50,817
with a producer blasting a
leaf blower right in your face.
757
00:30:53,420 --> 00:30:56,289
Being that smoking hot
isn't as easy as it looks.
758
00:30:56,589 --> 00:30:58,858
These are the unseen
bits you didn't get to see.
759
00:30:59,559 --> 00:31:02,595
* Hello, you don't know me *
760
00:31:02,629 --> 00:31:07,300
* But my world is lonely
without you by my side *
761
00:31:07,334 --> 00:31:10,704
* Hello,
I hope that you hear me *
762
00:31:10,737 --> 00:31:14,240
* 'Cause all that I'm missing
is you in my life *
763
00:31:15,241 --> 00:31:16,376
- I'm that bitch.
764
00:31:17,077 --> 00:31:20,980
[Uplifting music]
765
00:31:24,451 --> 00:31:26,619
* Can you hear me say hello *
766
00:31:27,954 --> 00:31:29,589
- Love only. Oh, shit.
767
00:31:29,622 --> 00:31:30,857
Okay, let's start over.
768
00:31:32,959 --> 00:31:36,096
Iain: We spent so much cash
on their glossy bio interviews,
769
00:31:36,096 --> 00:31:37,897
we thought we'd
get our money's worth
770
00:31:37,931 --> 00:31:40,133
and show the answers
you didn't see.
771
00:31:40,667 --> 00:31:41,334
- Okay.
772
00:31:42,335 --> 00:31:44,371
And I didn't change
the questions in any way,
773
00:31:44,404 --> 00:31:45,605
shape or form.
774
00:31:45,638 --> 00:31:47,240
Pinky promise.
775
00:31:48,008 --> 00:31:50,377
[Screaming]
776
00:31:50,410 --> 00:31:52,345
Iain: So, Anna, on your bio,
777
00:31:52,679 --> 00:31:56,216
you've listed your hometown
as a mythical world of Narnia.
778
00:31:56,483 --> 00:31:57,917
What's the story?
779
00:31:57,951 --> 00:31:59,419
- I was born there.
780
00:31:59,452 --> 00:32:00,854
I grew up there.
781
00:32:00,887 --> 00:32:02,355
Most of my childhood
was spent there.
782
00:32:02,922 --> 00:32:05,191
I moved to Florida
to go to school
783
00:32:05,225 --> 00:32:06,426
because they don't
have much schools there.
784
00:32:07,861 --> 00:32:10,130
Iain: Destiny.
What metaphor would you use
785
00:32:10,163 --> 00:32:11,331
to describe yourself?
786
00:32:11,564 --> 00:32:13,433
- I'm like a box
of chocolates, okay?
787
00:32:13,466 --> 00:32:14,834
You never know what
you're going to get.
788
00:32:14,868 --> 00:32:16,903
Iain: That's technically
a simile, but I'll allow it.
789
00:32:16,936 --> 00:32:20,507
I love Forrest Gump.
Colin Hanks is great.
790
00:32:21,808 --> 00:32:23,443
Cassie, can you guess the emoji
791
00:32:23,476 --> 00:32:26,646
I instantly regretted sending
to my mother-in-law 23 times?
792
00:32:27,614 --> 00:32:29,149
- Eggplant. There you go.
793
00:32:29,182 --> 00:32:29,949
Eggplant.
794
00:32:31,785 --> 00:32:33,253
The eggplant.
795
00:32:33,286 --> 00:32:34,554
Not just any plant.
796
00:32:34,587 --> 00:32:35,555
The eggplant.
797
00:32:35,588 --> 00:32:36,690
Iain: Spot on.
798
00:32:37,090 --> 00:32:39,926
And that's why Iain's not
invited to Christmas anymore.
799
00:32:41,227 --> 00:32:43,863
Anna, what would you
say if I told you
800
00:32:43,897 --> 00:32:46,599
I can't stop myself kissing
every circus clown I see?
801
00:32:47,100 --> 00:32:49,636
- So weird. This is so weird.
802
00:32:49,869 --> 00:32:51,237
Iain: Is it weird?
803
00:32:51,271 --> 00:32:52,572
- It's so weird to me.
804
00:32:52,872 --> 00:32:54,207
Iain: I guess it's a bit weird.
805
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:55,408
Forget I mentioned that.
806
00:32:55,442 --> 00:32:56,543
Moving on.
807
00:32:56,576 --> 00:33:00,246
Leo, what is the square root
of 4761?
808
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:01,915
- Yeah, 69.
809
00:33:03,650 --> 00:33:05,185
Iain: I don't know
why that's funny.
810
00:33:05,752 --> 00:33:07,587
[Uplifting music]
811
00:33:12,092 --> 00:33:16,129
Iain: Love Island,
the sexiest and most seductive
812
00:33:16,162 --> 00:33:18,431
island tv show on Earth.
813
00:33:18,965 --> 00:33:21,601
But what really happens
in the bedroom
814
00:33:21,868 --> 00:33:23,970
when the lights go out?
815
00:33:25,739 --> 00:33:28,475
This is unseen bit sexy,
816
00:33:28,508 --> 00:33:31,578
sealed section
of every intimate moment
817
00:33:31,611 --> 00:33:33,813
you weren't supposed to see.
818
00:33:34,447 --> 00:33:36,216
I won't kiss and tell,
819
00:33:36,249 --> 00:33:38,918
but the infrared cameras, well,
820
00:33:39,252 --> 00:33:44,958
it's islanders after dark.
821
00:33:46,092 --> 00:33:48,361
If you're easily shocked,
822
00:33:48,762 --> 00:33:52,699
look away right now.
823
00:33:54,334 --> 00:33:56,603
Strapping Spaniard Victors
824
00:33:56,636 --> 00:34:00,707
on the prowl scaring Keenan.
825
00:34:00,940 --> 00:34:02,409
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Who is that?
826
00:34:02,442 --> 00:34:04,411
Oh, whoa. Oh, back up, back up.
827
00:34:04,611 --> 00:34:06,413
Iain: What a tease.
828
00:34:06,446 --> 00:34:10,083
- Oh.
Iain: Oh, who's this?
829
00:34:10,116 --> 00:34:13,753
- I'm scared.
Iain: It's Anna.
830
00:34:14,487 --> 00:34:17,057
- Guys, I'm fucking scared, bro.
831
00:34:17,557 --> 00:34:18,958
Iain: Heart desire.
832
00:34:19,059 --> 00:34:19,893
- Hello.
833
00:34:21,061 --> 00:34:26,933
Iain: Is to try and find
her bed in the dark sizzling.
834
00:34:28,468 --> 00:34:32,639
It's time to take a quick
break and, for me,
835
00:34:32,872 --> 00:34:38,511
to take a long break from
ever doing this voice again.
836
00:34:40,947 --> 00:34:42,582
[Uplifting music]
837
00:34:47,654 --> 00:34:49,489
[Uplifting music]
838
00:34:53,193 --> 00:34:56,996
Iain: Welcome back
to Love Island USA unseen bit.
839
00:34:57,197 --> 00:35:00,867
- On tonight's episode
of Love Island
840
00:35:01,301 --> 00:35:05,605
Anna and Jasmine have figured
out that the men are trash.
841
00:35:06,139 --> 00:35:11,544
- [Both singing] Bring new
men and throw the old ones away.
842
00:35:11,911 --> 00:35:14,781
* I got something to show you *
843
00:35:14,814 --> 00:35:18,651
Iain: And finally, a new
boy turned up to the party.
844
00:35:20,153 --> 00:35:24,324
- This boy had sex in
a professor's office.
845
00:35:24,824 --> 00:35:26,793
- Oh.
[All cheering]
846
00:35:29,729 --> 00:35:31,064
- Yes, man!
847
00:35:32,932 --> 00:35:34,768
- See if he drew you down.
848
00:35:36,970 --> 00:35:38,371
- Now, my mask is out.
849
00:35:38,405 --> 00:35:40,206
- There's no lipstick on me,
is there?
850
00:35:40,774 --> 00:35:42,876
I wasn't thinking it was
going to be a kissing test
851
00:35:42,909 --> 00:35:44,110
or kissing contest.
852
00:35:44,144 --> 00:35:45,078
Straight away.
853
00:35:46,079 --> 00:35:47,347
The two kisses I got,
they were nice, Jasmine,
854
00:35:47,380 --> 00:35:48,415
Kay Kay as well.
- Yeah.
855
00:35:49,716 --> 00:35:52,452
[All cheering]
856
00:35:52,886 --> 00:35:54,087
- Oh.
857
00:35:54,287 --> 00:35:55,455
- You go on the block.
858
00:35:55,488 --> 00:35:56,656
- Okay.
859
00:35:56,690 --> 00:35:58,358
[Inaudible]
860
00:35:58,391 --> 00:35:59,726
- What was the answer?
861
00:36:00,293 --> 00:36:02,896
- Let's, yeah, we just wait,
we just wait and see.
862
00:36:02,929 --> 00:36:04,297
I don't know.
863
00:36:04,864 --> 00:36:07,600
Iain: And here's
another unseen bit.
864
00:36:07,867 --> 00:36:11,071
- What are your summer's,
like, weather wise like?
865
00:36:11,104 --> 00:36:12,405
- They get really, really hot.
866
00:36:12,439 --> 00:36:14,207
- Does it ever snow?
867
00:36:14,240 --> 00:36:16,910
I know how stupid that sounds.
- No, no, no, no.
868
00:36:16,943 --> 00:36:19,412
No, no. In some places,
in some places it does.
869
00:36:19,446 --> 00:36:21,915
- I would have never
guessed that even snow,
870
00:36:21,948 --> 00:36:23,483
like, happened there.
- I know.
871
00:36:23,516 --> 00:36:26,052
I feel like everyone goes to
Australia is, like, the beach.
872
00:36:26,619 --> 00:36:27,921
- And that's all I picture.
873
00:36:27,954 --> 00:36:29,389
- And that there’s great
weather all the time.
874
00:36:29,422 --> 00:36:30,623
And that's Australia.
- Yeah.
875
00:36:30,657 --> 00:36:31,891
- Yeah. It's not. It's not.
876
00:36:32,125 --> 00:36:33,526
Iain: On with the show.
877
00:36:37,530 --> 00:36:39,966
Cue the cheesy game show music.
878
00:36:40,066 --> 00:36:44,070
It's time for beach hut blitz.
879
00:36:47,774 --> 00:36:49,609
And this time
I asked the islanders
880
00:36:49,642 --> 00:36:51,945
to take us through
their kissing style.
881
00:36:52,579 --> 00:36:54,481
- Oh, this is awkward.
882
00:36:54,714 --> 00:36:56,549
- I actually have
a really good kisser. Yeah.
883
00:36:56,583 --> 00:36:57,884
- I really don't know.
884
00:36:58,818 --> 00:37:01,021
- I'm the best kisser there is.
- Yeah.
885
00:37:01,221 --> 00:37:03,056
- I've never been
told I'm a bad kisser.
886
00:37:03,089 --> 00:37:04,657
- Let me first see
pucker up your lips.
887
00:37:04,691 --> 00:37:06,026
Okay. That's really important.
888
00:37:06,593 --> 00:37:09,562
- I would start no tongue
and then slowly add it in.
889
00:37:09,596 --> 00:37:10,163
Like.
890
00:37:11,064 --> 00:37:13,366
- Touchy,
touchy with the... like that.
891
00:37:17,103 --> 00:37:18,872
- What is this thing
doing inside my mouth?
892
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:22,842
- Bad kisser. Oh, my God.
893
00:37:24,144 --> 00:37:26,646
- Yeah. No one wants
to be smacked in the face
894
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:27,947
when they're kissing someone.
895
00:37:28,048 --> 00:37:29,215
[Weird noises]
896
00:37:29,249 --> 00:37:30,950
- Oh, I hate
it when your teeth bump.
897
00:37:31,618 --> 00:37:32,585
[Snorts]
898
00:37:32,786 --> 00:37:34,054
- Or like.
899
00:37:34,921 --> 00:37:36,322
- I like neck kissing.
900
00:37:36,356 --> 00:37:38,558
- I love to be kissed
literally everywhere.
901
00:37:41,161 --> 00:37:42,529
- Let me put some lip gloss on.
902
00:37:42,562 --> 00:37:43,897
We're going to make
it really dramatic.
903
00:37:43,930 --> 00:37:45,565
- I'm [Inaudible] right now.
904
00:37:47,534 --> 00:37:48,835
- And you kind of just...
905
00:37:53,073 --> 00:37:54,574
- Showing you the hand too.
906
00:38:00,146 --> 00:38:02,215
- You know. This is,
this is how I go over the kiss.
907
00:38:03,383 --> 00:38:07,654
- I know I’m just gonna
make out with some glass.
908
00:38:10,023 --> 00:38:12,292
- Come here, mommy.
[In Spanish] Come with me.
909
00:38:31,144 --> 00:38:33,947
- Oh, that was nice.
910
00:38:34,180 --> 00:38:35,815
Iain: That's all, folks.
911
00:38:36,116 --> 00:38:40,587
Tune in next week for another
installment of beach hut blitz.
912
00:38:43,623 --> 00:38:45,525
Before I go,
here are some of my memes
913
00:38:45,558 --> 00:38:48,361
from my first beach
hut blitz of 2023.
914
00:38:49,896 --> 00:38:50,897
There's this one.
915
00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:55,969
And this one.
916
00:38:58,738 --> 00:39:00,807
Meme your favorite
moment of the show
917
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:02,509
and post it on social media.
918
00:39:02,542 --> 00:39:04,611
Hashtag Love Island USA.
919
00:39:04,644 --> 00:39:06,546
Hashtag unseen bits.
920
00:39:07,113 --> 00:39:08,314
See you next week.
921
00:39:08,815 --> 00:39:08,915
[Uplifting music]
65731
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