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Hello, my darling.

I hope you're all having a wonderful day.

It's like 4:00 in the evening.

I was going to do kind of like a day in my life,

but my day's already kind of slipped away for me.

But that's fine, because I am a night hawk.

So this is a good thing.

All the fun stuff happens later in the evening, anyway.

But I wanted to have some fun because I just got a brand new box

in the mail from Adam and Eve,

and I wanted to kind of unbox and she guess what I got?

Maybe you maybe use a couple of things and then go on with my day.

And I have a very special someone,

a good friend coming over very soon.

And we're going to we're going to head up a drive through together.

And I know so many of you have been asking me to use my flash

in the drive thru with somebody else controlling it.

So we're going to do that today.

I'm kind of nervous and really excited and then we will see what happens after

because you just never know.

But in the meantime,

I really wanted to get myself nice and warmed up before he got here.

So let's see what we got.

First things first

in a very festive spirit,

I got this amazing swirly glass

dildo that kind of gave me candy cane vibes,

which is why I thought it.

And if you want something to, you know, for yourself,

New Year's resolution, maybe for the holidays,

like maybe you want to come more in 2023, then I would suggest, Oh, look, this

cute little pack grabbing something and you can use my code.

Nadia I'll put it down on the screen below

and I get you 50% off one thing and free shipping Canada.

So get on that because nobody wants to go through life without having an orgasm.

One today.

At least that's like

pro Nadia tips right there.

Why do you think I still look so cute

anyways?

Oh my God.

Look at this thing.

It matches my outfit.

I'm so excited to use this right now, which we're going to do in a sec.

But I have a couple more things I want to open quickly.

I got this set of three little plugs this is kind of more

for Valentine's Day, which I'm really excited to use these for.

You remember the little like be mine, like little candies and stuff you would get

these are thought plugs

kind of like that

comes from like a cute little set of three and they're different colors

and like this one is think me are you kidding?

This one is like a pink one.

Just be mine.

They're all the same size.

They're like silicone.

And this is Do Me Now, which

I mean.

Yeah, please.

So that's that.

I'm so excited to use those.

Probably save those for a different video.

But this last one I'm definitely fucking using today right now

with this, this is the sense that the hell.

Are you joking?

This thing is huge.

I'm pumped.

And it's so pretty.

Five year warranty here.

Wow, that's nice.

You never know. Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Look at this.

Look at this. This is beautiful.

You have a girl in your life.

Fucking get her this. Oh, my God. Right.

Just get it for yourself.

Actually, get this for yourself.

If you don't,

it's going to feel real good.

But anyways, I'm going to wash these up quickly.

We're going to use them and get myself nice and horny for what's to come at that.

Drive you later.

Sorry, my room's a fucking mess right now.

After that unboxing, but I'm ready to go.

I'm so excited right now.

I am so horny.

Oh, I have been thinking about this.

I recently saw that fucking box sitting outside my door

and I cannot wait to slide this in me.

It's also freezing because it's snowing outside.

So this thing is chilly, but I feel like that's going

to feel really good.

At least it's going to get me started and practice

and ready for that nice pipe fittings, although it's plugged into me.

But in the meantime.

Holy fuck,

that's really cold.

Oh my God.

I was amazed.

Oh. Oh, I was thinking of wearing this cute

little bra type thing into the drive

thru later.

Oh, fuck. What do you think?

Oh. Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God. That feels so good.

These little ribs.

Are you kidding me?

Hello?

Let me stop using.

Holy fuck.

Oh. Oh,

Holy shit. Oh,

that is not even fair.

How good that feels.

Oh, my God.

When rubbing on my clit too.

Just before the ribs just

said,

Oh, my God.

And someone put this in my stocking on Christmas, I would be very,

very, very happy. Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Okay.

Okay.

Now, like, this thing's going to fucking make me cum.

I'm not ready yet, though.

I'm not ready.

I want to try the still though.

And then I'm all over it.

It's a fucking thing.

It's soaking wet. Mm mm.

This is honestly the prettiest still that I've ever fucking used.

I can't wait.

It's a cool gummy.

I want to eat it also.

It smells good.

How does it smell? Good.

Okay.

Oh, now that I'm all officially nice and teased,

this is going to be so good.

Oh, my God.

This thing is quicker than I was expecting, but. Oh.

Oh, okay.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Oh! Oh!

Oh, my God. Yes!

Look.

Oh, oh, oh,

oh! Oh, fuck.

Oh, Oh! Oh, my God.

I said Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

You found the fucking pussy.

Who? The fucking post suck.

Oh, God. So good.

That is the fucking good.

Oh, so fucking stressed.

You. Oh.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh, my God.

Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.

Oh! Oh!

Oh, my God.

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh, fuck. Yes.

Oh, oh, Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, okay.

Oh, fuck me.

It just came so hard. Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, oh, oh.

This still goes going in my fucking arsenal.

That's for sure.

Oh, who?

I have a lot of dildos, but the way this one bends and fucks and stretches.

Oh, my God,

that's definitely a win.

Oh, no. Now

that I'm sufficiently nice and warmed up.

What's that?

Let's go. Come in a drive thru.

I'll see you guys there.

Oh, with.

With a friend in tow.

Okay, we're here.

It's time for some big dicks.

No, I'm not really hungry. Yeah, I'm hungry.

How are you?

I'm not funny.

Oh, my God.

Hold it up. You have to hold it up.

Oh, yeah? Well, this is fun.

No. Are you sure?

But we're not driving yet. Okay,

now focus.

Dude, you're having way too much fun already.

Oh, this is the greatest. Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Okay, the line's moving the lines.

No, that's not it.

Oh, my God.

Fucking shit. Oh,

I should have been this time

already.

Not prepared. Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Do you like my outfit?

What? Oh, swearing lingerie.

Yeah, I know.

That's part of the.

Oh, I didn't realize the hold that I'm saying, but if you want.

I don't know. I'll order when we get there.

No, I've already for this.

Okay. Oh!

Oh, my God.

I think

I'm going to.

What do you want?

I can tell them to.

No, not today.

Can I get a chicken meal with.

With an iced coffee?

Yeah.

Oh, I do.

I don't.

Oh I'll.

I'll do a Big Mac meal with root beer.

I don't know.

No, I think that's everything.

No, thank you.

Fucking worst of the worst.

Poor McDonald's worker who got.

Oh, my God.

Oh, it's barely on.

Oh, this is the worst part.

When I can't get close enough to this fucking window.

Come on, get it together. Hi.

Thank you, You.

Good night.

Thank you.

So you're doing this on purpose?

Of course.

I'm just waiting till we get to the window to do anything.

You're going to do something.

They're going to fracture napkins or something that they don't have.

Thank you.

Number three.

Oh, perfect. Thank you.

Look at you. This is your fault.

You're making us go to a different spot and wait.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, Christ.

Oh, where is number three?

Oh, my God. Oh, I get that. This is. This

will make you smash anything.

Oh, really?

The worst part of being beside this people in number two.

Yeah, I got something else.

Okay, now you can keep going.

Oh, yeah, Now we can go.

But that's no fun.

There's nobody here to watch you.

Oh, unless there's people beside us.

You got, huh?

Oh, wait.

There we go. Oh.

Oh, my God.

You're so going to get it after this book.

Oh, it's the best video game ever set.

I keep looking to see where they're edging me.

Now, this is mean.

Yeah, I know.

Oh, my God.

What does that feel like?

It's really good. Oh,

so they just keep these out to.

Yeah, I got it right.

Got this. The worst ever.

Oh, fuck. Fuck.

Amber.

Oh, come on.

Sorry.

No, please, please, please, please.

I'm going to beg for it.

Yeah, Let me hear you beg that we just keep going.

You're going, You're going.

00500.

Stop!

What?

Don't stop, please.

No Corner.

Fuck.

It's like child's play.

It's the greatest.

Oh, yeah.

They are staring

with God.

Oh, oh, oh.

Okay, okay.

Oh, no, no, no, no.

You have to relax

your on.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, no.

We're very sensitive right now.

Oh, my God.

I should have got a candy cane.

mcFlurry.

Yeah, there's no shine.

Oh, my God.

That's what I have to do it to distract you.

Did it work?

Yeah. No,

I. I'm going to be very mean to you afterwards.

I'm sure you won't.

Oh, my God. Where are they?

Oh, fuck

this.

It's just. It was just too much to wait.

Oh. Oh, my God.

I. What was that?

It's just like that.

You just see what it does to you.

Okay, I'm ready for round to drawing.

Oh, my God.

Oh, I should have, like,

had, like, a fucking towel underneath me after this.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, How did you admit

it was a Big Mac and a Quarter Pounder?

Yeah or no?

Sorry. A Big Mac and a chicken over chicken.

Yeah. Your friends. Yes, It was a combo.

Thank you.

Oh, you forgot what we ordered.

You held it together, so I had zip up my shirt.

Oh, Where are they, really? Oh, yeah.

I was like, Please, I'm sorry. Could you

surprise?

She was looking at me so strange.

Oh, fuck. Oh, my God.

Oh, I'm worried.

They don't know what we ordered.

It's not good.

This not good for me.

Oh, God. I cannot believe I got him. I got it, I got it.

I got. Really?

Yeah. I had to come with you.

I got.

Oh, hi.

It was a mac chicken and a Big Mac. Now.

No problem.

Oh, disappointing.

This is the worst thing ever.

This could not have went better.

I can't believe she just asked me.

This could not have been a better

blip.

Does it blip?

Yeah, it does.

But it's literally like, Oh, what was that?

It's like.

Like if you're, like, shoving your fingers in me, like, one at a time.

It's like, in and out.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh,

that looks like a fun patter.

Oh, my God.

We shouldn't make this a pattern

afterwards because I think you can do this.

Upload. It doesn't bother you. Can you really?

I think.

Oh, that's getting me all the time waiting for McDonald's.

Patton.

Oh my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, you're almost there.

I was.

Oh, no.

Coming of there. Okay.

Neither are you.

I think I have

got, like.

Oh, like.

Excuse me, please.

Can you.

I got to save some for the delivery.

We know that we're going to get our food.

Oh, my God.

Oh, oh five, Please help!

Oh, here they come, boys. Give it to me.

See if I can get it out before they come.

Okay. Oh, yeah.

So if you see. Oh,

that's okay.

Thank you so much.

Oh, okay.

You when it was good.

Oh, hi.

Oh, I'm fucking. I'm turning this off.

Oh, my God.

Are you warm enough?

Yeah.

Yes. Okay, good.

Come here.

I worked at work now because I turned it off.

You're cut off.

All right, now let's see what happens. So.