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Of course.

Do you want her to clap for you, everybody?

If you just started recruiting.

All right.

I love you. Editors.

Tell me, who scarves my scarves.

Also this one, actually.

So this one? I was working on a Burning Man.

Really? Yeah. The.

There was zip ties on the bike,

and I did one of those bad moves where you bike down with the box cutter.

And I was pushing the box cutter down on the zip.

Tiny went straight into my.

My leg is a pretty ferocious one.

So do that there.

Or before you got there, it happened in, like, April.

Oh, this thing that's fresh now. April 2016.

So it would have been like six months before and like, getting ready for a burn.

You're getting ready that early.

People get ready all year long and you stop getting ready for burn.

Did you stop?

Like, what about this woman, this whole injury?

Actually, this one was from porn, you know?

So I shot a VR scene in my van, and the guy was fucking okay.

So, you know, like, the side of the van is where, like, the doors open up.

So it was fucking me in the side of the van and he was doing doggy.

And it was when he was like pushing me, like fucking me

into the side where you, like, step up.

So, like, that's about the height, right?

And he just fucked me into my van, and that's a scar from.

Did you complete the scene or did she? Oh, yeah.

I like.

Actually, I didn't even notice I was bleeding until we stopped

that position.

And then I was still just kind of like, dazed.

And he was flipping me from doggy into and a mesh.

So I lean back and I put my legs up getting ready for it.

And I noticed him bleeding and it was like, Oh my God, I think

that's.

Did you do it? Like, cover it?

And just so the position I was in and because I was in my van

and I knew everything in my van, I was able to reach over,

got my first aid kit in position.

They're moving the camera,

you know, you bandaged up my thing

in the position, right?

Wow. That's.

You make it work.

Great.

Porn is a true professional and true.

And try to make the make the scene happen in like a high.

They pay you the location fee for that.

They actually did. I totally charge them for that.

It's like or you don't have to say it was it

more than you expected. You

it wasn't as much as I was hoping for,

but it was still like way more than I thought.

But I also put my foot down and was like, Now you're going to pay me

at least this much, and we're going to fuck inside of my home.

Plus, I had to clean off your blood, so.

Yeah, yeah.

I'm really glad it came in my mouth praising him enough.

Yeah. Not understand. It's a sacred place. This is actually.

I mean, okay, lots of.

Well, it's usually that's my thing anyways.

Like, you can just come in my mouth and, like, that way there's clean up.

So, like, almost all of the sex I've had and my when I put my foot down

and I'm like, No, you're coming to my fucking mouth like this.

There's nowhere else in the sand that's appropriate for you to come watch the men.

So I assume it's not squirt proof in there.

You know, actually, I've been trying to make myself squirt lately, and I have.

I haven't been able to make myself squirt in, like, two years.

What? I know.

So Tony Rivas and Johnny Castle have been able

to make me squirt, but honestly, it's really hard lately.

Usually I just plasma Hitachi and told, like,

I just can't control my clit or like the sensitivity anymore.

It just like, comes out.

But I've been trying to push it to that point.

I haven't been able to make myself squirt.

I've been trying all summer.

We'll see today, maybe today, but I'll start

a gym.

So when you

were in elementary school

and I thought about, you know, what you wanted to be

and where you want to live when you grow up.

And somebody said, If you know what study hard, you're going to be living in a van.

Were you like, Yeah, I to be living in a van.

Funny stories.

I totally wanted to be a rock star when I was a kid.

I was like, That's what I dressed up for is like career day

and, you know, like straight up.

And also, like, while I was a kid, my mom actually talked about wanting

to take me and my little brother

around like New Zealand and around the United States and a camper van.

So, like, it's been my dream for my whole life

to be like a rock star and to live in a van and travel around.

Right?

What I'm living my dream 26 year old me is so proud of me right now.

I can't even tell you I lived out my dreams.

That is pretty rock and roll.

Which rock star did you want to be?

A refugee? Most immigrant. Just.

Anyway, I realize that like, being a fire spinner is like feeling

like you're a rock star.

You know, people are watching the plane pyrotechnics.

No, seriously, do When you're on stage and you like there's like the particular

one that I do is like the and stuff and everybody jokes

that that's the one that you do if you want to get laid.

Cause that's me

just dancing.

I mean, you just being there, it would hit you later.

Yeah. Think you can.

I just, like, walk up to someone

and just start playing with myself and they honestly like me.

I mean, maybe I've never tried that, I guess, but

have you gotten laid with

the fire stuff?

Yeah. I feel like

we should talk about something else.

Sorry. I'm sorry. All of you.

Okay.

So you only had sex ten times in your van.

I feel like it thinks.

Come on.

I expected more from a gypsy queen.

That is so.

Thanks.

I appreciate you.

He's doing a great job with his song.

She know some.

Some would say that I have heard a large number of men and many of them

I really don't feel like they spend the money.

Whatever it is, it's a perspective.

You meet guys and then you just go back to their house.

You know, honestly, I don't have as much cycles.

I do things I do.

I'm meaningful, so I try to have meaningful sex.

Listen, I'm getting paid.

And then that's just like meaningful y that turns me on so much.

The fact that I'm getting paid right now to be here makes me so fucking horny.

I don't know why.

Maybe it's like the naughtiness of it, and that's how I can like,

I can just be like, Fuck you guys.

Yeah, I'm empowered.

Look at me.

Support my entire life with this. What?

You are quite literally, like, train

our funds and our foods and sold out of his cock.

Do you see me take the soul out of this penis?

My vagina is doing it right now and.

Oh, yeah, No, actually, I need to be true to the Knicks.

This is really.

Thank you.

So we can, like, decorating again was like, what are some good things

they put in there?

Oh, I mean, honestly, most of the stuff.

That's them. It's them gifted notes.

I mean, when you're a hippie traveling, it's all like trade commerce.

So, like, I don't really use a lot of money.

I mean, sometimes, but like,

I like to make jewelry and then I trade the things that I make for other things.

Then some people just like, want to be nice and like, give things.

And I mean, you do the best you can with what you've got, right?

Like some traveling hippie van comes by.

Yeah.

And I don't know, you're kind of like an ice cream truck full of gypsies.

Oh, my God.

Let me tell you, my favorite thing to do when I'm driving my van is to tell people.

Hey, little kid, do you want some candy?

Even the van.

Not quite as creepy from the truth.

It's still creepy. It still makes me happy.

I You need the PA system there.

You can play like that all over.

And I would love to have a guy do.

The soundsystem in my van is terrible.

It's embarrassing for Halloween.

Now, please tell me that you're just going to park

in, like, a rich neighborhood and offer kids free crap.

Oh, my God.

I'm having a housewarming party, though, and I actually don't know.

My roommates could be cool, but I would.

Actual house. Well, no, no, no, like, actually.

And, like, the silly thing is, is like, also warehouse and room party.

Our house is surrounded by children and, like, families, Like, we're like,

we're the only not family, like on the block, Right?

But it is Portland.

So I feel like everybody's chill, but just like, so I'm like, calm

in the house and, like, half naked, running around all the time

because that's my life. That's what

this party does.

It makes me

sad that you're in an actual house now instead of just traveling.

Well, no.

I mean, I think I mean, I got the I got the van in 2016 and January,

and I've put down a few times

like I haven't been in the van full time the whole time.

It's usually like

I don't go to a place hanging out vibe

and living with whoever I'm fucking.

And then when it doesn't work out, move on to the next place.

Is that really what it is?

It just started dating something like, Hey, I live here for a bit.

Just because you need to wash the clothes or whatever it is.

I mean, it's a little bit like it's

if I feel like there's a need, you know, you're kind of great.

Sean, By the way,

thank you so much for loving on my body.

This is also saying it's I don't know, I love talking about myself,

so just sort of fucking I get laid.

Oh, man, You guys, today is such a great day.

What's your least favorite thing to talk about yourself?

Like, what do you hope people don't ask you?

Oh, my God. No, no, no. Okay.

Actually, let me give you let me give you the few things.

So I was a stripper.

My my pet peeves of, like, things.

I don't want guys asking me, Oh, my God.

The number one thing that I hate when guys ask, What's your real name, though?

They're like, Oh my God, what the fuck?

That you have a fake name? You.

Oh, my God. I should say Jennifer.

Oh, no.

Because like, like my story, you. It's

my I hate

my legal name, and everyone in my life knows that I hate my legal name.

So it doesn't matter who the fuck you think you are.

I'm not giving you my real fucking name.

Like I

let you tip me, and then I'll tell you, and then you just give them.

My parents told me that they were going to name me Jade

instead of my real name, and I always hated them for not naming me Jane.

So I look at them and I'm just like, Dude, I want to be Jade.

Can you just let me be who I want to be when I grow up?

So if you go by Jane, your first lawyer, now I've got another nickname.

I go by

that second question.

What's

my name is going to be? What's your name?

You know, tell people, Oh, my God, to tell us about this tattoo.

Well, it's my favorite toys.

So that's the dragon stuff that gets me laid.

And then the contact stuff and the doubles and it's xxx03.

So clever.

It's like a pun, but in symbols, it's a symbol.

Oh, my God.

And then also, it's kind of like it kind of almost looks like Orion's

belt, like in the little spot.

So. And like, when pawn fails me and when fire spinning fails me,

it still reminds me of the stardust

as, I guess, like,

Except What has been your favorite birthday gifts in your life?

You know, I'm really amazed at how well I can multitask.

I know maybe porn has just there's I'm a genius model.

I can do anything.

I can do anything.

Well, I have sex right now.

You are set on fire.

Oh, my God.

No, you're right.

Actually, I really, really, really want to have sex while spinning fire.

You guys, this has been a dream of mine for years.

I really want to shoot a porn where I am spinning dragon stuff

and getting fucked from behind. Oh, my God.

Why has no one done this?

This. This can happen at the same time.

I believe in it.

There is a rebound.

Well,

your film is

you online when you're not staying fire, living in it.

And so you don't go to Pornhub.

I think it's pretty easy.

It's like I'm

you should click on my content that I produced.

I could think it's not So you guys can watch the scene on producers fun

but on Twitter I'm at just keep flowing and it's the same as my Instagram

just keep flowing because that whole fire spinning thing I do,

I just keep flowing on you take all day, you know?

It's just it's a birthday.

Birthday. Oh, my God. Happy birthday.

Can you sing?

Forgive me.

Oh, my God. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

That's why you fuck me.

Oh, let's see if we can do it to rhythm.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday, Mr.

Producer.

Happy birthday to you.

Blowing out the candles is going to face Yeah,

well, my face cock

perfect is amazing.

Oh, you paint my face for your birthday.

Can I be a birthday present?

Yeah.

Mm mm.

Oh, and.

Hmm. Hmm.

Happy birthday.

Mm. Oh, you paint my face for your birthday.

Can I be a birthday present?

Yeah.

Mm, mm, mm.

Oh, and.

Hmm. Hmm.

Hmm. Happy birthday.

Hmm. So,

yeah.

So as you nunn's in your head a little bit, it's on the this.

I'm going to be okay. You've got that. I'm going to be okay.

So we're just going to talk as you start it.

Cool. So.

All right, we are in the coming for J. No,

thanks.

Everything that you had hoped for is getting blasted in the face

and just the greatest birthday present in the world.

And I'm really glad I got to be Mr.

Producer's birthday present.

Do you ever get to, like, squirt something in the mail?

Talent's face just, you know, what it feels like.

And what would it be like?

Wouldn't you just throw a single set of feel in their face,

you know, like a trophy?

No, no, no. Not just in their face.

Let me tell you exactly what want to put that centerfold,

but I want them to stick their tongue out and I want to make it

come all the way down.

I have make them have things, you know, like, okay, so like, it's one thing.

It's like

pina colada mix is what they're using for like the come in my mouth.

That's the only time I get pissy about it.

It's just like, don't put set of fill in my mouth.

That's like, why would you?

I'm like regular comic doesn't taste anywhere near is bad

even on the absolute worst day than the set of fill right.

Like you know Oh yeah actually let's talk about come

I can I can taste someone's diet on that.

Come.

Oh really. Mm.

So can you tell what you saw this year.

But this year my, my actually my actual educated

guess is that he's at blood type O and that he's been consuming high amounts.

Actually, he's not nearly as salty is what

I was originally anticipating, but it's definitely still meaty.

You're not vegan?

No, no, no.

I know vegans is vegan.

Some butter, just a little bit.

Honestly, for my preference, I like the taste of vegan.

Come just a little bit more of a

it tastes like a

little bit more chemical artificial like when when it's

like meat and dairy in the diet and when it's just like just a vegan.

It's like water.

And same with me, same with women.

Women are way easier to to taste their diet than men are.

But women because like probiotics and everything, it's easier

to get off and get back on track.

Thank you for educating us.

So see you next time.

This is.

Oh, there's a next time.

Now's the time.

Oh, you're bringing me back. Oh, my goodness.

Can you come on me always Next time you come on.

The super producers. Oh, my God. Really?

We're just.

We'll see.

Can I pee on your bed?

Yeah, that's what's.

Oh, you're glad, right?

CHEERING Now, you came straight down from Portland just

to shoot this scene with this

show.

The Tooth Fairy actually left me a little surprise on your temple once.

How you know that this is all I ever wanted for my birthday.

Oh, strong.

I don't want you to have issues going into the important things,

you know, like navigation

is useful

and all

that.

All these.

Each time you come to me.

And when you paint my face.