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Got a text from
a guy named Dick.
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That's my dad.
Put my phone down.
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I didn't know that
was your dad's name.
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It's not.
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Huh. He says he wants you
to reconsider.
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Reconsider what?
Intriguing.
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Hey, ow!
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You scratched me
with your nails.
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They're like talons.
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He wants to sell
the family's ski cabin.
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My brother and sister have
agreed but I don't want to sell.
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Why don't you want to sell?
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Because he wants to.
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And I find it pleasurable to
withhold something from him.
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Much like he withheld his love
and acceptance of me as a child.
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There's a symmetry to it.
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Classic Frank.
So, where's the cabin?
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Chrystal Mountain,
near the resort.
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Woah.
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That thing must be worth more
than the sixteenth chapel.
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Which chapel?
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The sixteenth chapel.
Painted by Mechalangelo.
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Who's also my favorite
Ninja Turtle.
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Well, it's been a while but
I think this warrants it, so...
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- What?
- I'm just gonna...
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What are... What?
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Hey, Shred's gonna be late.
He wanted to walk.
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You can't keep throwing him
out of the truck.
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Well, I can and I will
until he changes.
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And that's probably gonna have
to be on a DNA level.
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Who wants to assist me
with an alpaca birth?
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Ooh.
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I think the alpaca would
feel more comfortable
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with a female presence.
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Sexist. Actionable.
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Presumes knowledge of
what the alpaca is thinking.
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Have you and I ever done
a call together?
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You know what, Collette,
I don't think we have.
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Then let's do it.
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I will grab the gear,
meet me at the truck.
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It'll be fun.
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Indeed it will be.
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Ok, maybe next time.
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First they bonded as colleagues
and then they crossed that line.
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I suppose somewhere
on the planet
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an alpaca's part of a throuple.
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I'm gonna make it work.
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I guess I'll make it work too.
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By the way, thanks for running
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the whole ditch Patel
decision by me.
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I feel super seen and heard.
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Hey guys, dispatch got a call
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for a skunk pickup
at a residence.
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Um, Frank, since you abandoned
your partner,
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why don't you ride with Patel?
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Yeah, cool with me.
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Seeing as how I'm being
passed around
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like diarrhea on a cruise ship.
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Patel, did you say something?
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Nope.
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The alpaca's around the back.
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Ok. How many weeks is she?
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No idea.
This is an AirBnB
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Ok, so that's actually a llama.
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You're ready to have a baby,
aren't you?
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How long has she been in labor?
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Definitely before we took
the hot air balloon ride.
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Ok, I think you should head back
to the house
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and never rent in the Farm Stay
Experience category ever again.
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You're not a good enough person.
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Uh...
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I think you made her cry.
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Wait, are you joking?
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No, no, listen.
You can hear the muffled sob.
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Hey, Shred, you have
to see this.
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It's Victoria and Collette
with the llama.
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- Isn't that so cute?
- That's so cool.
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I'm like half-debating
going out there.
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You should go.
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It'll be like watching a baby
sweater being born.
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I can't, I have this huge
delivery coming in.
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There's a weird national
dog food shortage
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happening right now
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and it was so hard to track down
a supplier, so...
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Well, I'll handle it.
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Yeah, totally. I'll stay here.
You should go.
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- Wait, really?
- Yes.
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Ok. Thanks.
That's really sweet of you.
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No problem.
And hey, before I forget.
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You said that you were having
trouble sleeping, right?
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Just at night, for the past
several years.
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Ok, well I have this sleep ring.
It's high tech.
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I got it when I was
on the national team
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and it's really helpful.
It tracks all your vitals.
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- It's for me?
- Yeah.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Wait, this is feeling
very unbalanced
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because you've done two
very thoughtful things for me
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and I've done literally
zero things for you.
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Well, the day is young.
You can make it up to me.
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Or don't. You're the boss.
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Well, we're married now.
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I'm kidding, I mean,
wrong hand, so...
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So, we're divorced.
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Oh no.
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That was one compliant skunk.
He jumped right in the box.
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Yeah. I think we've got time
to go to Cloud Nine Doughnuts.
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Oh, I actually do deserve
a little treat.
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I had a big victory
on the home front.
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Am I detecting a swagger?
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Well, it's not a big deal.
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But my daughter Addy,
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she's been giving her little
brother a hard time.
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Burned his Lovey,
you know, sibling stuff.
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- Yeah. Arson.
- Yeah.
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So, you know, we had this open,
honest conversation.
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I said, this has to stop
and she heard me, man.
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She really heard me.
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And, you don't care about
the kids stuff do you?
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- Not even for a second.
- Ok.
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What kind of doughnuts
are you gonna get?
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Two jellies and a glazed
for sure.
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After that, I'mma play it
by ear.
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I have self-regulation issues.
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Okay, vitals are sound.
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I think she's ready.
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Hot sandwiches!
I brought sandwiches.
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Emily, what are you doing here?
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Surprise! I just wanted
to come observe you.
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Oh, my gosh, this is amazing.
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Can I ask you to put
the sandwiches away?
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The odor will attract flies
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and we need to keep
the environment sterile.
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Totally.
I am so sorry, I did not...
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I'm gonna, I'll just leave
them outside.
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I am just gonna stand back here
and not distract you.
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I almost feel like
I'm crashing a party.
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Yeah, not an outlandish comparison.
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Actually, Emily, I'm gonna need
you as a direct participant.
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We're gonna completely
flip the baby around.
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Now, it's can get
a little messy,
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so you might want to roll
your sleeves up.
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Oh, my gosh. Okay.
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Get over here.
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Oh. Let's bring her home.
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What the hell?
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Dammit.
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It's only been like
five minutes!
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It was 20.
You were choosing doughnuts
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like you were picking
an engagement ring.
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I still don't feel good
about my choices.
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Wheels not properly turned
on a hill?
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We're not on a hill.
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There's a slight grade.
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If I took this marble, put it
in the center of the road,
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it wouldn't budge an inch.
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Why do you have a marble?
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You don't have a
good-luck charm?
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Look at my life,
what do you think?
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This is all my dad's doing.
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It's exactly the type of revenge
a cop would take.
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'Cause you won't sell the cabin?
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Look, I'm sure he pulled
strings at the department
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and had them create
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a dedicated parking patrol
just to harass me.
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Buddy, I think you're being
a little paranoid.
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Maybe we just parked wrong.
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Hey! Let your dad sell
the cabin!
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You were saying?
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Ah, there you are.
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Heard you guys wrangled
some Alpo.
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Oh yeah, I just finished
putting it away.
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Thought I'd get in
a quick workout.
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Nice. How bout a couple bags
for the 2-3?
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Ooh, sorry man.
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Emily worked really hard
to get that food.
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Come on, just two bags.
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I can't do it, I really can't.
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Ah, she's really got you
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tied around her little pinkie,
doesn't she?
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Former XTR Games athlete,
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it's gonna take more
than a little light trash talk
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to get in my head.
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Ah, there it is.
The XTR Games mention again.
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Bronze medal 2020, baby.
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Yeah, for snowboarding.
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What is that again, is that like
stand up sledding?
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And what's your sport, Big Time?
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General fitness.
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General fitness?
What's that trophy look like?
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A guy swiping his gym card?
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Well, I'll tell you one thing.
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I can do longer sets
on my wall sit than you.
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Okay, you're clearly trying
to engage my competitiveness
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and I'm clearly taking the bait.
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How long can you wall sit?
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I can go all day.
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You know what?
If you can go five minutes,
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I'll give you those bags
of dog food.
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Ah, you wanna get froggy.
I'll jump.
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How bout we go head to head?
Last man sitting wins.
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Head to head.
What do I get if I win?
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You just got a new net gun.
Fires 300psi.
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Frank would love that.
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Too bad he'll never see it.
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Oh, he'll see it
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because my ass is literally
about to beat your ass.
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Ok.
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- You ready?
- Yeah.
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Then let's do it.
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Three, two, one.
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Drop it low.
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Yeah. I love it.
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Okay, I'm going
to turn the head.
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Then I need you to reach in,
put pressure on the baby's butt
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and I'm gonna signal,
you push clockwise.
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Ok. Alright.
I think I'm on her butt.
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Good. Here we go.
You ready?
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Mmhm.
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And...
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Okay.
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Push.
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So sorry but your truck's
blocking us
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and we have a 7:00PM
reservation.
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Not now, Madison!
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Oh, here she comes.
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- It's happening.
- Here she comes.
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The baby's coming!
The baby's coming!
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Here she comes.
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Oh, my gosh, that is amazing!
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This is the cutest thing
I've ever seen.
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Wait till you see
the afterbirth.
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Eww.
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Oh, oh we're going back in.
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Yep. Let's go.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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- It's antiquated, bro.
- What?
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Like the way you and your dad
are relating to each other.
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We get it.
You're both emotionally stunted.
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Perhaps irreparably.
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But that's not what
the people want.
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The people want you to go
to your dad and work it out.
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Well, I guess, I don't really
have a choice.
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That's right, you don't
have a choice.
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- No, he booted my car.
- Hmm?
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Oh.
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Ok, I don't wanna be
too self-congratulatory,
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but, I think, we've earned
some tequila shots?
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- Yeah!
- Yes. I'm in.
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But to be honest,
I'd be in even if we botched it.
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I am completely swamped
in paperwork
252
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so I'm gonna take a rain check.
253
00:09:50,057 --> 00:09:51,367
Oh, no, no, no.
Hang on.
254
00:09:51,391 --> 00:09:52,568
Can I talk to you for a second?
255
00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:53,703
Yeah, what's up?
256
00:09:53,727 --> 00:09:55,639
Uh, I think you should
come with us.
257
00:09:55,663 --> 00:09:56,806
Oh, that's so sweet.
258
00:09:56,830 --> 00:09:59,042
I really am buried in paperwork
though, so...
259
00:09:59,066 --> 00:10:00,076
Yeah, no, the thing is,
260
00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,845
I'm trying to get to know
Collette better.
261
00:10:01,869 --> 00:10:03,246
Oh yeah.
I picked up on that.
262
00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:05,481
Right, and I think it would
feel more organic
263
00:10:05,505 --> 00:10:07,483
if we all go out together.
264
00:10:07,507 --> 00:10:09,085
Ok, now you're asking me
for a favor
265
00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:10,987
but it seems more like
a command.
266
00:10:11,011 --> 00:10:12,922
No, no, no it's a favor.
It's just the way my voice is.
267
00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:14,157
So you're going.
268
00:10:14,181 --> 00:10:16,826
Um, sure.
Yeah, I'll come for one drink.
269
00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:17,927
Cool, ok.
270
00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:20,764
And if you can, bring up
the band Kings of Leon.
271
00:10:20,788 --> 00:10:22,699
They wrote a song about me.
272
00:10:22,723 --> 00:10:24,668
Ok. It feels like that's gonna
be tough
273
00:10:24,692 --> 00:10:26,602
to bring up in
casual conversation.
274
00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,004
I feel like you'll
figure it out.
275
00:10:28,028 --> 00:10:29,028
Okay.
276
00:10:31,198 --> 00:10:33,109
You doing a lot better
than I thought you would.
277
00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:35,679
Growing up I was a water boy
at a quarry.
278
00:10:35,703 --> 00:10:36,780
That's literally the most
279
00:10:36,804 --> 00:10:39,215
quad-strengthening
childhood imaginable.
280
00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:42,886
Want to up the ante?
I win, I get all the food.
281
00:10:42,910 --> 00:10:44,553
What do I get when you lose?
282
00:10:44,577 --> 00:10:48,024
Hm, you can have the foosball
table at our precinct.
283
00:10:48,048 --> 00:10:49,883
Frank would also love that.
284
00:10:52,753 --> 00:10:55,531
Oh. You're losing it.
285
00:10:55,555 --> 00:10:56,555
Psych.
286
00:10:57,290 --> 00:10:59,760
Pain is just the weakness
leaving the body.
287
00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:13,249
Hey, Dad.
This is my friend, Patel.
288
00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:14,407
Nice to meet you, sir.
289
00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:17,644
Tough start, but ok.
290
00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:20,790
He's super fun.
We'll get the door, no problem.
291
00:11:20,814 --> 00:11:21,991
What's going on?
292
00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:24,093
I'm gonna cut right to it.
I'm not selling the cabin.
293
00:11:24,117 --> 00:11:26,162
What do you care?
You never use it.
294
00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:27,563
No, I'm gonna go up there
this winter.
295
00:11:27,587 --> 00:11:29,899
Write a book about growing up
with a douche bag father.
296
00:11:29,923 --> 00:11:32,435
You know what? Let's just bring
the temperature down.
297
00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:33,436
Open up our hearts.
298
00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:34,804
That's how it works
in my family.
299
00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:36,906
No one respects you
and your family.
300
00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:38,808
Ok.
301
00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:40,009
Who did you talk to?
302
00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,577
Why do you want the cabin?
303
00:11:41,601 --> 00:11:43,279
I don't know.
Maybe I'll have kids some day
304
00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:44,748
and it'd be fun to take
'em up there.
305
00:11:44,772 --> 00:11:47,350
It's a little late for that,
isn't it?
306
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:50,119
Your sperm is half powder
at this point.
307
00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:51,088
That's vivid.
308
00:11:51,112 --> 00:11:52,688
I walked right in that one.
See ya, Dad.
309
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:55,491
I'm just gonna keep bootin' ya
until you sign.
310
00:11:55,515 --> 00:11:57,360
Do you know what a brown
recluse spider is?
311
00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:59,595
I think a bag of them is gonna
find a way into your mailbox.
312
00:11:59,619 --> 00:12:01,697
Guys. Do you see how quickly
this escalated
313
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,466
to a credible murder threat?
314
00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:06,435
There has got to be a healthier
way that we can figure this out.
315
00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:07,937
There is one way.
316
00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:10,530
You gotta be kidding me.
You're like a hundred.
317
00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:13,700
Little bitch says what?
318
00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:16,545
What's happening?
319
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,314
Don't say what. He's trying
to get you to say what.
320
00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:19,672
What?
321
00:12:27,815 --> 00:12:30,059
You know, speaking of that,
322
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:33,696
do you know the song "Your Sex
Is On Fire" by the Kings of Leon?
323
00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:36,032
Oh my gosh, Emily, what?
Stop.
324
00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:37,733
- What?
- That is so embarrassing.
325
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,668
I don't know why
you would bring that...
326
00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:40,804
You big mouth.
327
00:12:40,828 --> 00:12:43,206
I told you never to tell that...
That song is about me.
328
00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:45,541
- Oh.
- I know.
329
00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:48,011
Ok, well cheers to your fire.
330
00:12:48,035 --> 00:12:50,546
And cheers to you both for
keeping your cool back there.
331
00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:52,348
You know, in those situations,
most people don't.
332
00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:55,584
My ex-husband passed out
when our cat had kittens.
333
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,320
I didn't know you were married.
334
00:12:57,344 --> 00:13:00,223
Oh, it was a quick marriage.
Bad ending.
335
00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:02,091
Honestly, I think I might be
done with men.
336
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:04,360
- Right?
- Who needs them?
337
00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:05,361
We don't.
338
00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:08,064
I really needed a girl's night.
This is so fun.
339
00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:09,565
I'm having a really good time.
340
00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:11,424
Ok. Well, in that case,
next drink's on me.
341
00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:13,669
Hurry back!
342
00:13:13,693 --> 00:13:15,004
- Ok.
- She's the best.
343
00:13:15,028 --> 00:13:17,907
Yeah, so, I'm all good.
You can go now.
344
00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:20,276
I literally just told you
how good of a time I'm having.
345
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,578
Yeah. Thank you so much.
346
00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:24,247
My salmon hasn't even come.
347
00:13:24,271 --> 00:13:25,581
Thank you so much.
348
00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:27,750
Ok, alright. No worries.
349
00:13:27,774 --> 00:13:29,718
I'll just get something to eat
on the road.
350
00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:31,044
If you insist.
351
00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:33,589
Don't say I never did anything
for you.
352
00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:35,648
- I'm gonna have this one, ok?
- Ok.
353
00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:37,027
Drive safe.
354
00:13:37,051 --> 00:13:38,051
Thank you.
355
00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:41,621
Count it off.
356
00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:45,568
You guys arm wrestling?
357
00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:46,702
Count it off!
358
00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:48,271
- No, I'm not gonna-
- Count it off.
359
00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:49,906
We need to have a
conversation here.
360
00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:51,640
Frank, take a risk.
361
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,476
One, two...
362
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:54,477
Dammit!
363
00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:56,079
Guys, you had a real chance
to connect here,
364
00:13:56,103 --> 00:13:57,580
but you know what,
you squandered it.
365
00:13:57,604 --> 00:14:00,884
And it's sad.
It's sad and squandered.
366
00:14:00,908 --> 00:14:01,951
- One...
- Ok.
367
00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:03,819
Two, three.
368
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:04,843
Oh!
369
00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:06,923
I think you broke my wrist!
370
00:14:06,947 --> 00:14:09,258
Oh, did I?
That's a bucket list moment.
371
00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:11,094
Here, I wanna get a picture.
372
00:14:11,118 --> 00:14:13,129
Let's see if I can move it.
373
00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:15,188
- Oh, that's great, Dad.
- Mmhm.
374
00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:16,788
Wow.
375
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:25,341
Hello?
376
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:27,676
Hey, did everything go good
with the dog food?
377
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:28,811
Went good.
378
00:14:28,835 --> 00:14:30,947
Are you ok?
You sound kind of weird.
379
00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:32,105
So good!
380
00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:34,851
Oh, my God.
381
00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:36,285
What? Are you good?
382
00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:39,212
All good. Everything's good.
Um, gotta go, bye.
383
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,115
Where the hell is the ring?
384
00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:45,385
No! No. Argh!
385
00:14:48,821 --> 00:14:49,865
Are you crying?
386
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,959
Yeah, why?
Too intimate for ya?
387
00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:53,770
You're sliding.
388
00:14:53,794 --> 00:14:55,771
I'm not sliding.
I'm Shred.
389
00:14:55,795 --> 00:14:58,674
I won the XTR Games medal.
I will not lose!
390
00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:01,610
I'm Shred.
I won the XTR Games Medal.
391
00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:02,678
And you're down!
392
00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:04,013
No!
393
00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:06,706
You're down! You're down!
394
00:15:08,976 --> 00:15:10,310
Yeah, baby!
395
00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:12,645
Quarry boy does it again!
396
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:14,982
Help me up.
397
00:15:16,984 --> 00:15:19,195
I can't believe you do
Vets Without Borders.
398
00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:21,064
It's an incredible organization.
399
00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:22,498
But, honestly?
400
00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:25,134
I did it initially for
the free trip to Colombia.
401
00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:27,594
Well, you get big virtue points
with me.
402
00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:32,375
Oh. This is so fun.
403
00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:33,566
It is fun.
404
00:15:35,002 --> 00:15:36,479
But, I think you should know
405
00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:39,072
that I'm not interested
in you romantically.
406
00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:45,021
What? No. That's...
That is not what this is.
407
00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:48,224
This is just two girls bonding
and seeing where it goes.
408
00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:49,692
I know about the competition.
409
00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:51,060
What competition?
410
00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:52,228
Between you and Frank.
411
00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:54,730
Where I guess I'm some
sort of prize...
412
00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:56,332
Okay, you are not some
sort of prize.
413
00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:58,125
You are the ultimate prize.
414
00:15:59,526 --> 00:16:01,004
When I say that out loud
that sounds...
415
00:16:01,028 --> 00:16:02,571
Oh my god. That actually sounds
really gross.
416
00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:04,740
I am so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
417
00:16:04,764 --> 00:16:05,741
That's...
418
00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:07,276
Actually, I'm kind of flattered.
419
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,844
In an objectified way.
420
00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:10,379
And if it makes you feel
any better,
421
00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:11,880
Frank doesn't have
a shot either.
422
00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:13,049
Oh, that does make me
feel better.
423
00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:15,775
Yeah. That's good.
Ok. Thank you for saying that.
424
00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:18,211
- Here you go.
- Ugh.
425
00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:26,295
Keep the cabin.
I don't care.
426
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,364
Of course I'm keeping it.
I won.
427
00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:30,257
Why the hell do you want
to sell it so bad?
428
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:34,703
I can't ski anymore, ok?
429
00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:36,105
I finally blew out
the other knee
430
00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:38,041
and the doctor says
there's no way.
431
00:16:38,065 --> 00:16:40,409
Well, that and your
brittle wrists.
432
00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:42,645
And I can't do what I love
to do,
433
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:46,215
so that stupid cabin reminds me
of all that.
434
00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:47,483
So what's the real reason?
435
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,752
I lost my ass on the Super Bowl.
436
00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:51,620
Oh, Dad. Again?
437
00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:53,556
Yeah, I probably have a problem.
438
00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:55,124
I should go to a meeting
or something.
439
00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:57,784
Yeah, you probably should.
But you won't.
440
00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:01,488
So what's your real reason for
not wanting to sell the cabin?
441
00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:05,101
Mom used to like to go there.
442
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:06,659
She loved it up there.
443
00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:09,929
I miss her.
444
00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:12,699
Yeah. Me too.
445
00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:28,457
You know what?
Sell the cabin. I don't care.
446
00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:29,592
Seriously?
447
00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:31,260
Yeah. You got debts
448
00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:33,496
and I'm very comfortable
with breaking your bones,
449
00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:35,801
but that doesn't mean I'm good
with other people doing it.
450
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,358
Powerful.
451
00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:41,027
Knew we'd get there.
452
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,706
Couldn't leave till
the healing was done.
453
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,132
None of us could, right?
454
00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:50,303
I'll be in the truck, Frank.
455
00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:53,740
Where are you, where are you,
where are you?
456
00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:56,309
No.
457
00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:00,913
Ok. Oh, there you are.
458
00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:08,821
What? It says I'm sleeping?
459
00:18:12,659 --> 00:18:14,594
Oh no.
460
00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:21,244
Hey, so I don't think this is
that big of a deal.
461
00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:22,545
It's probably not a big deal,
462
00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:25,314
but, um, I think I might have
left my ring
463
00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:28,417
inside uh, the llama's
birth canal.
464
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:29,418
What?!
465
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:33,256
Could you come help me?
Please.
466
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,681
I am so sorry.
467
00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:36,992
Animals sense weakness,
468
00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:39,094
so you have to be stronger
than them.
469
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,930
Hey, Templeton, can I talk
to you privately?
470
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,356
I need the room, guys.
471
00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:48,337
Look man, I made a mistake.
472
00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:50,573
Ok? Emily trusted me
with all this dog food
473
00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:51,874
and I got carried away
474
00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:53,942
'cause I'm too competitive
and now I'm screwed.
475
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:55,444
That was beautiful,
476
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,880
but I'm failing to see
how this is my problem.
477
00:18:57,904 --> 00:19:02,084
Okay, you can keep two of
the bags but I need the rest.
478
00:19:02,108 --> 00:19:03,118
Please.
479
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,254
Hm.
480
00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:07,190
Okay, I think I know one way
we can fix this
481
00:19:07,214 --> 00:19:09,057
but it's gonna suck for you.
482
00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:10,583
Okay. I'll do anything.
483
00:19:11,418 --> 00:19:12,229
Sure?
484
00:19:12,253 --> 00:19:13,429
Totally. Yeah, anything.
485
00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:14,453
Okay.
486
00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:18,901
I am going to sleep with
it every night... until I die.
487
00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:22,395
And the bronze medal
goes to Templeton Dutch.
488
00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:26,833
So real.
489
00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:30,737
Bad sport.
490
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:36,408
Thank you.
491
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:39,388
I'm so glad animals
can't sue me.
492
00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:40,923
We're so sorry.
493
00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:43,426
You're gonna make a great
mama... llama.
494
00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:45,394
I think I got it. Yep.
495
00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:47,996
Oh, yes!
Thank you so much.
496
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,065
I'm just gonna sanitize that
before you put it on.
497
00:19:50,089 --> 00:19:51,758
Yeah. Yeah.
498
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:53,637
I'm so sorry.
499
00:19:53,661 --> 00:19:56,071
Was it totally on
and I ruined it?
500
00:19:56,095 --> 00:19:57,673
No, she's not into me.
501
00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,508
But I do think we're gonna be
good friends.
502
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,277
Like outside the office friends?
503
00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:02,945
Yeah. She's really cool.
504
00:20:02,969 --> 00:20:05,147
Aw. Can I get in on that?
505
00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:06,082
Yeah.
506
00:20:06,106 --> 00:20:07,274
Ok.
507
00:20:14,447 --> 00:20:17,960
Oh, hey. I didn't realize
you were still here.
508
00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:19,428
I was just re-stacking
the dog food.
509
00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:21,464
Thank you, again.
510
00:20:21,488 --> 00:20:22,498
Yeah.
511
00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:23,467
Uh, is it all here?
512
00:20:23,491 --> 00:20:25,468
Well, I dropped two bags
in the parking lot.
513
00:20:25,492 --> 00:20:27,803
Major kibble explosion.
514
00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:29,372
It happens.
515
00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:30,973
What's up with the ring?
516
00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:31,941
What?
517
00:20:31,965 --> 00:20:33,442
Well, you just put it on
a different finger.
518
00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:34,843
Oh, yeah.
519
00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:37,646
It was a little big on my ring
finger, so I just, I moved it.
520
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:38,647
Cool.
521
00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:41,049
Well, if you don't need
anything else from me...
522
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:42,785
No. I don't think so.
523
00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:43,687
Cool.
524
00:20:43,711 --> 00:20:45,288
- Thank you again, Shred.
- No problem.
525
00:20:45,312 --> 00:20:46,879
- Uh, goodnight.
- Goodnight.
526
00:20:47,179 --> 00:20:48,524
Hey, Emily?
527
00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:49,493
Hm?
528
00:20:49,517 --> 00:20:51,126
I hope you have a really
good sleep tonight.
529
00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:52,695
You deserve it.
530
00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:53,820
Thanks.
531
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,142
Hi.
532
00:21:06,166 --> 00:21:07,310
How'd it go with Hot Vet?
533
00:21:07,334 --> 00:21:10,045
It's Collette, and she knows
about our competition.
534
00:21:10,069 --> 00:21:11,980
Really? And?
535
00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:13,849
And she's not into you.
536
00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:17,185
Oh, well I am nothing
if not gracious in defeat.
537
00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:18,154
Congratulations.
538
00:21:18,178 --> 00:21:20,356
Mm, sadly she's not
into me either.
539
00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:22,991
Then she clearly has terrible
taste across all genders.
540
00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:24,993
Yeah. Her loss.
541
00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:26,695
Amen. I'll see you
at work.
542
00:21:26,719 --> 00:21:27,854
See you at work.
543
00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:29,932
Hey, dummy, get over here.
544
00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:31,367
There's something
I wanna show you.
545
00:21:31,391 --> 00:21:32,525
Coming, jackass.38724
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