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...the Prank Panel.

Yes! I will do your prank.

Yes!

[ Screams ]

Aaaah!

-Oh! -[Bleep] [Bleep]

I'm gonna give my dead mom mouth-to-mouth.

You're being pranked right now.

Aaaah!

How dare you!

-Oh, my God! -Oh, my God!

[ Laughter ]

[ Electricity crackles ]

Oh! Aaaaaah!

Aah! Aah!

All: [ Chanting ] Strip, strip, strip!

[ Horn honks ] Whoo!

What the [bleep] is happening?!

[ Laughter ]

Oh.

[ Screaming ]

[ Explosion ]

Aah!

-Whoa! -Oh!

Cut the feed!

[ Siren wails ]

Johnny: Somebody, please, help.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Pramod: Ladies and gentlemen,

please welcome the Prank Panel,

Johnny Knoxville,

Gabourey Sidibe,

and Eric André!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Welcome to "The Prank Panel,"

the first show created entirely by paint fumes.

We have some amazing pranks for you tonight,

so let's find out who our next prankster is.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Good luck, bro. Check your fly, though.

♪♪

Hey, my name is Steven Briggs. I'm 34.

I live in Los Angeles, California,

where I'm currently unemployed.

But anyways, I want to prank my older brother.

The reason why I'm trying to prank my brother

is 'cause I'm trying to be my mom's number-one son right now.

He was being nasty to her last week,

and she's gonna be like, "That's right. You got him.

You put him in his place. Good job.

You're number one now."

Hey, boy. Hey. How's it going? Hello.

Come on up. What's your name?

Steven Briggs.

Who do you want to prank?

My older brother is way older than me.

My mom had him when she was 15.

Same baby daddy?

No, different baby daddy. My mom got around.

Wow.

She gave birth to you.

Hey, I mean, if she gets around, she gets around.

He's just being honest.

Getting around is not a bad thing.

Come on, now. So what's the prank?

He likes to dance, he likes to go to nightclubs,

but he thinks the way to get a young wife

is through bottle service.

So he's been doing bottle service.

[ Laughs ]

[ Laughs ]

What do you mean? Like, go to a club...

Steven: You know what I mean. ...get the bottle service table waitress

to sleep with him?

Bottle service. Wait, what is that -- How?

Am I missing out on something?

Yeah. He just found out about bottle service

like a year ago. Sit in my --

[ Laughs ] And it's changed his life.

It's changed his life.

So, like, I took him to a bar with me,

like a regular bar 'cause I don't go to nightclubs,

and then the bartender is like,

"What would you like to order?"

And he goes, "Let me get bottle service."

No. It's a -- That's not how it works.

This isn't Shakey's Pizza.

We don't offer that. Steven: Exactly.

This is a Chipotle.

This is the Qdoba in the airport.

They tell him, "Hey, we don't have bottle service here."

He goes, "Just grab the bottle and sell it to me right now.

Sell me the bottle."

So that's his whole thing. He loves bottle service.

So I want to do a bottle service nightmare for him

where a dude at the table breaks the bottle

and then blames it on my brother and my brother freaks out.

Security's telling him he can't leave

until he pays for this bottle,

and he's just going nuts.

Steven, you had me laughing all the way

until the prank idea. Yeah.

So what is the prank? That he just breaks the bottle?

So -- No, No. So someone else breaks the bottle

and blames it on my brother for breaking the bottle.

He's gonna go nuts and lose his mind.

I guess the only negative thing

I can see about this prank is that it's lame.

[Bleep] [Bleep]

Gotcha.

It's a no.

We can't move forward with your prank.

Alright, man. Have a good one. Take care.

Thank you, guys. Bye-bye.

Gabourey: Bye.

♪♪

Hi. My name is Angel Craig.

Today I am here to prank my good friend Jahreya Evans.

One of the things that bonds us is our spirituality,

but she takes it a lot further than I do.

I just want Jahreya to take away from this

that not everything has this super deep meaning

that you should, like, course correct your life based around.

Hi. How you doing, sunshine?

What is your name?

My name is Angel Craig.

Who do you want to prank?

I want to prank my good friend

from college, Jahreya Evans.

Why are they deserved of being pranked?

Jahreya is, like, such a light, full-of-laughter person.

And she's also really deep into spirituality,

and she's very gullible.

So she actually just wrapped up her classes

with her mystic sessions this summer.

Is she psychic?

She has some psychic abilities.

Does she do séances and stuff like that?

Yeah. So what's the prank?

Recently, she just asked our friends

if we could go down to Dockweiler Beach

and perform an exercise where we write

all of our negative energies and attachments

that are, like, bringing us down

and throw them in the fire to get rid of them.

So the idea is we go, but while we're there,

a woman will run up to her and be like,

"Hey, girlfriend, like, I've known you your whole life,

and I'm channeling a message from the universe.

I need you to go to the tallest rooftop in downtown Los Angeles.

If you don't show up, there will be unintended consequences

that you can't even fathom."

And then Jahreya's gonna be like, "Oh, my gosh, like, Angel,

like, we have to go complete this mission.

Like, oh, my gosh."

And then that's when, "Aah, you've been pranked."

Yeah. Can I bring up a tiny --

a tiny thing that I'm a little concerned about? Sure, sure, sure.

I'm worried about testing spirits

without a full heart to it because things can go wrong.

I don't know if you guys played with Ouija boards growing up.

Oh, yeah. But, like, that -- don't,

because it's dangerous.

I'm going to hell anyway,

so Ouija boards have no effect on me.

You know? [ Laughs ]

Think the specifics of the prank I don't know about.

Right? But I think what you did

is recognize a great world

and a great person to prank,

because the people that are into this stuff are in deep.

And if she thinks she has psychic abilities,

she really thinks she has psychic abilities,

which makes her really vulnerable

and wonderful to prank.

So personally,

I would love to help you prank your friend, Angel.

Oh, my gosh. I would love your guys' help

because I've been unsuccessful in pranks in the past,

so this would be great to pull off.

Well, Angel, you have earned your wings.

We will be in touch.

Prank you for your service.

He specifically will be in touch.

I am not -- I rebuke it.

I'm gonna -- I'm just gonna chill over here.

You may be --

Well, I'll just keep my thoughts to myself.

[ Laughter ]

Thank you, guys. Love you, Gabby.

Bye, Angel.

Bye, Angel.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Well, I don't believe in psychics,

but I do believe in messing with people who do.

And lighting people on fire occasionally.

Coming up, me doing both of those things.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Guys, guys, she is straight from heaven.

Give it up for Angel Craig.

Love your hair.

[ Cheers and applause ] Johnny: Oh, good to see you.

So, you wanted nothing to do with this prank, Gabby.

Can you please elaborate?

Because I don't play with that voodoo.

[ Laughter ]

Well, we had a slop jar full of fun making this prank.

Let's see how it goes.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Today I'm pranking one of my really good friends

from college, Jahreya.

We're gonna go and get a psychic reading together.

Jahreya is like an 80% spirituality,

20% reality person.

I'm just trying to ground her, bring her back to reality.

For the prank, we're going to visit a psychic

who will predict three omens,

and when they play out in front of us,

Jahreya will have to perform three counter actions

to manifest the man of her dreams.

Have a seat.

Thank you.

You both look lovely.

-Sorry we're late. -That's okay.

It's through there around the corner.

Okay. Okay? So, oh, hi.

I'm Gigi. Nice to meet you. I'm Jahreya.

Nice to meet you. Oh, beautiful name. Thank you so much.

So we'll just kind of start --

Oh, I'm getting literally chills with you.

Are you really? You are on this --

You're like this portal for spirits.

It's really quite beautiful.

I keep seeing lakes around you.

Oh. And I see football.

Oh, my gosh. I see football.

Are you like a Viking -- Minnesota?

Yes! Oh, my God. Okay, I see it.

Whoa. So I know...

She's totally buying it.

Yes. Wow.

This is all manifesting the love of your life.

What's coming for --

What you're showing me is a swan.

I know it sounds really funny, but a swan develops

from, like, an ugly duckling, right?

You will be seeing a swan in some fashion or form.

Probably on a [bleep] cappuccino.

So this is what I call the dark, alright?

And in order to see the light, we have to have the dark.

So with the swan, it is the dark and the light

must unite for sight.

Do you feel that? Yeah.

The swan, and remember, dark and light

must unite to come together for sight.

Okay. What else is coming forward

is I'm seeing --

that's kind of silly -- a man, but he's blind.

He has, like, an older energy.

You must embrace the sightless.

Okay, embrace the sightless.

You're very passionate.

So representation of passion is I'm seeing flames or fire?

Fire. That's insane.

I'm, like, getting...

Okay. I'm, like, getting hot.

Yeah, that's fire. It's a good thing.

You must share your magic to the world.

Your magic are your gifts.

Wow. Oh, my gosh. Okay?

This is all manifesting the love of your life.

Like, when we want to manifest, we have to be in action.

Gigi. Gigi.

Thank you so much. Be careful.

Thank you so, so much. Have a wonderful evening.

Thank you. You too. Bye-bye. Bye-bye.

-Oh, my gosh. -I'm, like, sweating.

Okay, wait, let me double check GPS real quick.

Like, what did you think about what she was saying to you?

It all resonated. It all did?

Yeah. Oh, my gosh.

Johnny: Now that Gigi has set the table,

we're all headed to the restaurant down the block

where all the omens will come true.

[ Laughing ] Ohh.

Oh [bleep] Really?

We'll be right over. Thanks for coming in.

-Thank you. -Thank you.

Let's go back to this lady 'cause she really was like -- Yes, please.

I need to dissect this.

Does she have, like, longer sessions?

She gave you -- She gave you something?

She was writing down, like, stuff to remember.

Can I... Yeah.

Do the swan now.

Such a, like, unique taste that you're just like, "Okay, no thanks."

We got your latte here.

Oh, we didn't order a la--

You didn't order a latte?

[ All shouting ]

No, it's okay. Sorry.

Did you see the image on the cappuccino?

Was that...

Was that...

Oh, my God.

What did your -- Wait, what did it say

when you see a swan? What?

For sight. Dark and light.

Dark and light must unite for sight.

Look at that pepper shaker and those eggs.

Like, it's the only thing I'm seeing around here.

Like, should we, like, bang, bang, bitch?

[ Laughs ]

Alright. Angel's awesome.

I have a question. Man: Yeah.

Is anybody eating those eggs?

Together. And, like, that pepper shaker.

And the -- Okay.

Oh, she's so good.

Who cares? We're not gonna see these people again.

[ Laughter ]

Okay. I'll just do a quick little.

Okay. I am open to receiving.

Oh, it was a raw egg.

I told you it was raw.

She did it! So now, how long...

before the blind man?

[ Laughs evilly ]

Okay. Should we get into this burrata?

It looks delicious. Yes.

Alright. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Wait. Okay. So -- [ Speaks indistinctly ]

Oh, no. Oh, God. Oh, God.

[ Laughter ]

Okay. Am I tripping or, like...

Didn't she say something about a blind man, bro?

It's the tequila. No.

I'm sweating. Oh, no.

Oh, my gosh.

It's okay. It's okay.

We're protected. We're in a good space.

No. Yeah, it's -- We're in a safe space.

I'm just -- Oh, my God.

No, that's crazy. Okay.

Angel, two in a row?

Hold on. She did say blind man, though.

She did. What did she write?

I'm getting goosebumps, bro.

I need, like, another sip. "Embrace the sightless."

"Embrace the sightless." What does that mean?

She's so good.

Embrace...

Embrace the sightless.

Maybe hug the old perv.

Angel. What?

I'm just so, like -- Two in a row?

Hold on, hold on. There's no way.

Do you think his daughter will let you hug him?

I'm not gonna go physically embrace the man.

I'm not doing that. Go hug him.

Okay. Wait. Are you sure?

You know me. You know I don't care.

Okay. Okay.

Oh, boy. Here we go.

Look at the blind man looking at his wife.

[ Laughter ]

Um, hi.

Wait. This is really weird. What?

Yeah. Hi. Hi. Hi.

That's it. -This is so weird.

I'm sorry.

Do you know her?

I can't see her.

[ Laughter ]

Wait, shh, shh.

Jahreya, you know me.

This woman gives us signs from the universe,

and the signs are literally happening.

If you know what I mean.

Oh, my God. She's going to [bleep] die.

Oh, yeah. How dope was that?

I was like, "Whoa."

What did she say at first, the Power Rangers?

Mm-hmm. And then now she's --

Like, a girl version. [Bleep]

Oh, my God.

[ Grunting ]

Oh, my God.

What the [bleep]

My heart is actually, like, beating out of my chest.

It's the tomato.

Hold on. My heart is beating, like, really fast.

We got a great -- We're gold.

We're gold. If we get nothing else, we're gold.

How did that even happen? What happened?

What, you think you had --

You think you had something to do with it?

She sets his [bleep] on fire.

[ Laughs ]

What did you say? You said fire was the third thing?

It just said, "You must shine your magic to the world."

Your magic.

Share your magic with the world.

Like a magic trick you know? Or like --

I don't know no magic tricks.

Well, if it's a magic trick, I don't know.

Maybe it's something light and easy.

Like -- Like pulling the tablecloth out.

Angel, I swear to God.

Jahreya, if this is the last thing standing between you

and the love of your life, I will do it for you.

Do it, Angel.

No, I'm dead -- I'm dead-ass serious.

Stop. No.

Sit down. Please. No.

You might -- You might want to move.

Stop. You might want to move.

Are you serious? No.

Jahreya, if this is the last thing standing between you

and the love of your life, I will do it for you.

Do it, Angel.

No, I'm dead -- I'm dead-ass serious.

Stop. No.

Sit down. Please. No.

You might -- You might want to move.

Stop. You might want to move.

Are you serious? No.

[ Laughter ]

Sorry.

Uh...sorry.

I'm so sorry.

What happened?

Look what you've done.

I'm sorry.

It was an accident.

It was an accident. I'm sorry.

Man: It's fine. Don't worry about it. Sorry.

She still has not looked up.

I'm gonna leave, like, the biggest tip ever.

Do we send the man of her dreams over?

I thought...

[ Speaks indistinctly ]

Oh, yeah, here we go. Here we go.

Um, hi.

Uh, hi.

Can I buy you guys a drink?

Why don't you just sit with us?

Awesome. Can I have my friend join us?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

Hey, Pramod. Pramod.

How dare you!

How dare you knock Pramod over!

This is Pramod. Yeah.

Hello.

The who?

"Slokovakia. Slokovakia."

No.

Man: That's a place.

-Slovakia? -Yeah.

Oh, Slovakia.

[ Laughter ]

You're what now?

He's giving her a ring.

Bring in Beckles.

Hello, ladies.

Hi, I'm Derrick. I'm the manager.

I am so sorry, but I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.

I know you're kicking us out.

She thinks they're being kicked out!

She thinks they're being kicked out by the guy in the foot suit!

And as a quick footnote, I have a Clippers game

to go to tonight, so...

Angel: Oh, my gosh. Okay.

Alright. Don't worry about it, sir.

You know what? 'Cause this is all a big prank.

Pramod: Prank?

If I can just...

Johnny: I'm sorry. I'm the manager here.

Is there a problem?

[ Laughter ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

Let's hear it for Jahreya.

I love you. Oh, my God.

Do you need another shot?

'Cause I'll take one with you.

[ Cheers and applause ]

I'm sensing something. I'm sensing something.

Oh, Jahreya -- She's right there.

Come on up.

Pramod: Let's show some big love for Jahreya.

Eric: Come on up. Come on up. Don't be shy.

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪ Ba da ba

Johnny: Hi, Jahreya.

You were great. Thank you.

Hey. Hi.

What sign or omen freaked you out the most?

Probably the blind man.

Literally, he appeared out of thin air.

I'm not even joking because he came from the bathroom,

so I'm like, "Was he just in there, like,

hanging out with his wife the whole time

and just decided to, like, come and, like, sit down?"

We didn't think that all the way through.

No. [ Laughter ]

Fair. That's fair.

Now, the dream man we set you up with on the thing,

did you guys go out for drinks or anything after that or...

You know, we did go out for drinks

after the prank initially happened.

Yeah? We tried to arrange a date,

and it just kind of didn't work out.

We follow each other on --

Did he drop the ball?

A little bit. I mean -- Ohh.

Wow. He dropped the ball.

Do you want us to call him? 'Cause we could.

[ Laughter ]

Let him know what he missing.

He was very cute. He was very sweet.

I just -- It didn't really go anywhere, you know?

He had a shrimpy little baby carrot?

[ Laughter ]

It looked like that spring at the bottom of the door

that's like "Boooooioioing."

[ Laughter ]

I mean, we didn't get that far, but --

And how long have you and Pramod been dating

since that was -- Yeah.

So, Pramod, my -- my fiancé, actually, we --

[ Laughter ]

Oh, my God.

[ Laughter ]

But you did an amazing job,

and we really appreciate you both being on the show.

Thank you.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Now I can't wait for you to meet our next prankster.

♪♪

I want to prank my grandmother because

she is [bleep] fun and she is a hoot.

She's a prankster.

She's like "Pull my finger" type of granny.

She's my only living grandparent and she's the closest thing

I have to, like, just my lineage in general.

So I'm like I want to do something fun for her.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Hi. Gabourey: Hi. What's your name?

Camille.

Who do you want to prank?

I want to prank my grandmother.

Oh, what's your grandma's name?

Her name is Elyn. Elyn Elizabeth Edwards.

Her nickname is "Sexeee."

"Sexeee."

It was on her license plate and everything.

[ Laughs ]

Okay. I'm ready. I'm telling you.

She sound like she will bust it open.

Listen. Older the berry, the sweeter the juice.

Johnny: Yeah.

I love pranking the elderly. You know what I mean?

You know... Let's give them one last kick before they --

Yep.

Yep. And she's one of those where she's 85,

but she's really young at heart.

She says her secret to youth is she got rid of her husband.

[ Laughs ] So she's single.

She's single and ready to mingle.

Okay, I might -- I might slide --

I might slide in the DMs tonight.

She will answer you.

Does Sexeee prank you?

She's kind of like a dirty old lady.

She likes dropping, like, nasty, sexy jokes.

And I'm like, "Yo, I have kids.

You can't say that kind of stuff, Granny.

You're 85."

Well, she made it to 85. Let her have it.

She says, "I'm not dead. I can do what I want."

Yeah, yeah. She's liberated. I'm like, "Okay."

When I'm 85, I'm gonna be --

It's going to be [bleep] jokes

and stealing batteries from Walmart.

How are we pranking Sexeee?

So this is my thought --

Her obsessions are Silk Sonic and A$AP Rocky.

And because I do makeup, I'm gonna say,

"Silk Sonic wants you to be in a music video."

She'll believe me because she trusts me so much.

First of all, it's gonna be people

that look nothing like Silk Sonic.

And I want to see, like, just --

Like, I know she's gonna go along with it,

but I just want to see how far we can take it

and, like, really push her until she's like,

"Okay, what is going on? This is not Silk Sonic.

This is not the people that I see on TV,

in the music videos."

And then the real Silk Sonic surprise her and serenade her.

That would really make her life.

This sounds like a gigantic undertaking.

You think?

Yeah, 'cause right now the prank feels like wish fulfillment.

It's like we're not pranking her enough. Okay.

She's getting to meet someone.

At the end of the day,

she's getting to meet someone she really likes.

Okay. But you're great.

Your grandmother seems amazing.

She's a star. She's a star.

-Okay. -I want to do it.

You want to do it? I want to do it. Yeah.

Okay. I want to do it.

You get to -- You get -- Okay.

I was going to fight you over Sexeee,

but I'll lose that fight.

Yeah, yeah. We'll figure out the ending.

Okay. We'll figure it out.

I cannot promise to get Silk Sonic.

Hey, whatever. She's a good sport,

and you would enjoy her reaction.

We're in. Okay. Thank you so much.

You can get back on that awkward circle.

Camille: I know. It was a little awkward.

Watch your ankles. We've already lost one.

Don't let Sexeee find out. I won't.

I think Sexeee is a star. Yeah, I think you have her --

Yeah, we might do something completely different.

That might be the thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But I think you'd get a lot of street cred

if you hooked it up with Sexeee.

Lots of street cred. That's my thing.

[ Cheers and applause ]

When we return, we combine two of my favorite things --

grandmas and sexiness.

Whoo. Hubba-hubba. Ouchie-mama.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Please give it up for our prankster, Camille Evans.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Camille.

Please tell us a little more about Sexeee.

She's fire. She is so sexy.

[ Rolls tongue ] I will back her up

and say, yes, she is.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm at half mast.

[ Laughter ]

Alright, let's see what

pranking a sexy 86-year-old grandma looks like.

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪ I just wanna feel you on my body ♪

♪ So seductive, let's be honest ♪

Gabourey: It's gonna be a really fun prank.

Elyn really prides herself on being sexy, apparently.

Like, she calls herself Sexeee.

Her granddaughter Camille is pranking her.

Today she thinks that she's coming with my mom "to set"

because I'm at work to bring me something I forgot at home.

Gabourey: She gets here, the director and the producer

are at odds about what's sexy,

and Elyn is the authority on sexy.

And so what they spend this prank doing

is getting Elyn to do sexy versions

of things that are very unsexy.

And I guess we're gonna see

if she could make, like, shivving a prisoner sexy.

But I'm worried about how much [bleep] we can put

to an 85-year-old Black woman.

Like, "Okay, you thuggin' and buggin'.

If you sexy, then do this really unsexy stuff very sexily, then.

Let's see what you got, sis."

Hey, y'all. Hey, Granny.

There she is.

[ Gasps ] Cute.

I'm gonna sit next to you

until it's time for me to touch up, okay?

She's 85? I can't believe she's 85.

You look lovely. Camille,

I love what you have done with the makeup.

Thank you. I taught her.

Excuse me. Excuse me.

She looks just like you.

I know. My pleasure.

My name is Nathan.

I'm the executive producer of this music video.

Very nice to meet you.

I'm gonna set up really quick. Okay?

I promise I will take care of your grandmother for you.

Okay. Please. I still don't believe that this is your grandmother.

How are you so young and beautiful?

Who is? Me.

Getting sexier and sexier. Go ahead.

Can I call you sexy? I'm sorry.

She's sex-e-e-e.

Three.

She's sexy with three E's. Alright.

With three E's.

Sexy with three -- Elyn Elizabeth Edwards.

Okay, this lady is on the hook-hook.

Nathan, are we --

Let me introduce you to our director.

Hi. Derrick, so how are we doing over here?

It's gonna be very sexy. Hey, I'm really hoping so.

I'm making an incredibly sexy video.

And that's what matters to us.

We're gonna cut back and forth.

Sexy, sexy, sexy.

Then we'll go to...

Sexier.

Sexier. Sexier. I love it.

Sexier!

We should drink every time he says "sexy."

No. We'd be schmasted.

Hammered. [ Laughs ]

Would you, please -- What?

I want you to be my second pair of eyes.

So I'm gonna bring you --

I want to bring you over here to the chair.

To the director's chair.

I got you. Come on. Oh, boy.

Come on over to sex with me -- I mean, to set with me.

[ Laughter ]

We have a guest onstage here. She's a special guest.

Hi. How are you?

Can I have my dance lady, please?

And we're gonna go "Baa, baa" like a bad little sheep today.

Alright, this is sex-- What?

This is based on a dream that I had, Elyn.

Okay.

And action.

Love it. Love it.

[ Laughter ]

Silk Sonic is gonna love this.

♪♪

Great. Sexy. Sexy.

And playback stop. Thank you.

Perfect animal death.

I'm not sure if that was sexy.

Let's hear it for the goat, people.

Let's hear it for the goat.

[ Scattered applause ]

[ Laughter ]

Nathan: Elyn. Yes?

Did you think that was sexy?

Nathan, please don't do this.

I just want to know. Elyn.

Yeah. What do you think?

I mean, did you think that that was sexy?

And don't say -- You don't have to say that that was sexy.

I think that was interpretive.

And you could make it whatever you want it to be.

Okay. Can I speak to you? Can I speak to you?

You can absolutely speak to me.

Here's the thing.

I don't want to get into arguments,

but I am the bloody director here!

[ Laughter ]

Okay. Can I speak to you? Can I speak to you?

You can absolutely speak to me.

Here's the thing. I don't want to get

into arguments, but I am the bloody director here!

[ Laughter ]

Did you just raise your voice at me in front of Elyn?

[ Stammering ]

I mean, we didn't have a problem here, but we might now.

I think it was a great, great show.

I really do.

I'm not a professional, but I enjoyed it.

It wasn't funky-funky, but it was cool funky.

I -- I was out of line. And I apologize.

Listen, listen, you don't have to apologize.

You have to just be you.

That makes it alright with me.

Here's the issue.

We only have enough money in the budget

to pay for the dancers' bodies, not their faces.

So we need a face.

There is a way that we can extract someone's face

and put it onto another person's face like a face morph.

Yeah. I'm happy that you're willing to do that for us.

Who? Me? Yes.

So let's get you -- Oh, no. I'm not willing --

Let's do it. Let's try it. Let's try it. No, no, no, no.

I mean, these cheek bones.

Let's get Elyn ready, please.

Maybe you should go down and help talk her into it.

Yeah, help to...

I just came here to see my granddaughter.

Wait, wait, wait. What's going on? We need a face.

Oh, my God.

Just do it, girl.

He doesn't know me when I was young and sexy.

I'm old and cold now.

No, no, no. You're regal and beautiful.

Granny, what is wrong with you?

Young has nothing to do with it.

That's how she pose. When she take pictures,

she pose with her hand. Okay. So she's on the hook.

Oh, she's feeling it. Yeah, she's on the hook.

Okay, let's just do it.

Let's do it. Let's do it. What do you want from me?

Nathan: Take it away, Derrick.

Okay. I want to see your "I have a secret" look.

A sexy, sexy, sexy secret.

Come on, girl.

Like sexy secret.

Oh, yeah. Mm.

How about an erotic fantasy?

Your husband's at work, and the pool boy's --

When you said that, that turned me off.

Go ahead. Talk about something else.

Talk to me about my boyfriend or something.

[ Laughter ]

Your boyfriend has gone to work,

and the pool boy has come to clean the pool.

And the pool boy is Billy Dee Williams.

[ Laughter ]

Wish you had said A$AP Rocky.

[ Laughter ]

Well, he's sexy, isn't he?

For sure.

Let's say it's A$AP Rocky and Bruno Mars

coming to fix your sink.

They take their shirts off.

Oh, God. Ohh.

Yes. [ Laughter ]

You're doing amazing.

I did not come in here for this.

I just had a margarita. Please.

"I just had a margarita."

[ Laughs ]

I think we're gonna go to our dancers then.

Ooh. Oh, yeah. Fantastic.

I like that costume. That's beautiful.

How did I get in this [bleep]

So, Elyn, we're taking your face.

Yes. And the lovely dancer with the green on her face,

we're putting your face on her body.

Oh, I hope to die for that body.

Right? This is gonna be fantastic.

Oh, yes. Okay, so let's get the sexy shower scene going.

You're in prison. He's not been great to you,

so you want to shiv him, shiv him, shiv him.

Man on the machine. Action.

♪♪

I want to see Elyn's face.

Elyn, I need you to grunt.

[ Grunting ]

I'm getting you.

Oh, God. Yeah.

You deserve this.

You deserve this. You've been a sexy, bad man.

See, I'd do better if I ran my hands through his hair.

[ Laughter ]

Uh, you know, you know, when I grabbed him.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. [ Laughs ]

Can I get my pews, please, and my candles.

You're so cute.

Well, don't be so cute.

I am cute.

I would love for you, Elyn, to be in this, actually.

Where do I have to go?

Over to the pew, love. Okay.

Should we go to the kid and then --

Yeah, now we're kicking Gabriel.

This is Gabriel. My friend Gabriel. Gabriel.

Nice meeting you. Nice meeting you.

Elyn. Hey.

You've been his ward all day long,

but he's not been a good boy.

Being good -- So he needs to be punished.

He needs to be punished.

So you are going to push him into traffic.

[ Laughter ]

A truck will come by and run over his body.

Oh, no. It's gonna be very sexy.

Alright!

Now, when you kick him, please remember --

Oh, I am not about to kick him.

Just for Silk Sonic's sake. Don't --

Nathan: What is this? What is going on here?

We are shooting right now.

What are you doing to Elyn?

He has a scene here where I'm supposed to kick him

and a car is supposed to run over him.

Thank you. And that's sexy?

Yes, because we're doing it and everyone agreed it's sexy.

I don't want the car to run over him, that's for sure.

See? I don't -- No. Don't do this. Elyn's having fun.

No, no, We've talked about this, and we have limits here.

So I'm going to kindly ask you to leave my set.

Security, please remove him from my set.

Are you serious?

Elyn could do your job.

I got to spirit you away, buddy.

Elyn's gonna direct this last scene.

Wait. Elyn's gonna direct this.

She's directing the last scene. Look, look, look.

You're finished. Keep it moving. Keep it moving.

Nathan: I got Elyn.

You smell like sunshine.

Do I? [ Laughs ]

Where's my old lady?

Alright, here we go. So we got this old lady.

I'm the old lady.

Elyn. What?

I will not stand here and let you call yourself an old lady.

I'll leave it alone then.

You're too sexy for that, now. Alright.

That's my old lady. Hello.

So I'm thinking that what we can have happen here

is we'll have the vehicle come in, pick her up,

and ride off into the sunset.

That's good.

That's what we're gonna have happen here.

Direct, Elyn. Do your thing.

Action!

♪♪

Oh, Lord, have mercy!

[ Bell rings ]

Pramod: What the hell has happened here?

Oh, this is terrible.

Wait a minute. Whoever called "Action" here...

Oh, God.

Action!

♪♪

-Oh, Lord, have mercy! -Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[ Bell rings ]

[ Laughter ]

Pramod: What the hell has happened here?

Oh, this is terrible.

Wait a minute. Whoever called "Action" here,

he or she is clearly responsible!

-Oh, shoot. -Oh! Oh! Oh!

Nathan: Look what you did. [ Laughs ]

I know that laugh. Take off that helmet.

You thought you could fire me?

It's me.

It's me. Derrick!

It's been me all along.

And now I am gonna take everything from all of you!

What is that?

Good luck, everyone.

♪♪

[ Coughing ]

Elyn. Elyn, I don't have the antidote.

♪♪

[ Laughter ]

I think everyone should go down, even the camera guys.

Like, there's the [bleep] camera guy still standing up.

Oh, okay.

[ Laughter ]

Wait a minute.

-Okay. -My God.

Okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Johnny, you go first.

Okay.

What's going on?

I -- Ohhh. Oh.

Oh.

What's that weird sm--

[ Laughter ]

And let's hear it for Elyn.

[ Cheers and applause ]

You're so good, Granny.

All: [ Chanting ] Elyn, Elyn, Elyn, Elyn, Elyn.

Oh, my goodness.

Your granddaughter, Camille,

came down here... And wanted to prank you.

...and prank you. And specifically you.

And she did. Yes.

And we all got together so we could do this.

But this is all Camille's doing.

Please don't disinvite me to Thanksgiving.

Girl, you not in my will.

[ Laughter ] That's the risk you run.

I just want to say to each and every one of you...

[ Cheers and applause ]

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Do we have a Sexeee in the house?!

Elyn, where you hiding? Get on up here.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Go get her. Go get your girl.

Okay, we got two more stairs coming over here.

[ Cheers and applause ]

All: [ Chanting ] Sexeee, Sexeee, Sexeee,

Sexeee, Sexeee, Sexeee!

Make sure she...

Let him pay for that now.

Sexeee, did you get suspicious at all?

Like, maybe when the smoke started to fill the room

and everyone started to pass out?

Girl, I was suspicious way before the smoke.

Hey.

Way before the smoke.

I said, "These people are crazy."

[ Laughter ]

And when they wanted me to kick this little man,

I whispered to him and said, "No, no, no, no."

Do you have any advice

that you can share with all of us here

how to live long and sexily?

-Mm-hmm. -What's your secret?

Oh, you guys don't want me to start talking

'cause I may not be able to stop.

[ Laughter ]

Give them the short version, Granny.

The short version is -- Excuse me, baby,

but...I got rid of my husband.

[ Laughter ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

Well, no doubt you are very sexy, Elyn.

Which is why we put together this sexy music video of you.

Oh, I cannot wait. Are we ready to see it?

Let's see sexiness. Let's see it.

♪♪

♪ I just wanna feel you on my body ♪

♪ So seductive, let's be honest ♪

♪ You just drive me crazy, drive me crazy ♪

♪ When you see me, I'm jumping

♪ It's all because of you

♪ It's all because of you

♪ It's all because of you

♪ So seductive, so seductive

♪♪

♪♪

Man: Yeah!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Elyn, dance us out of here!

♪♪

Get it, Granny, get it.

Hey, hey!

Get it, Granny, get it.

♪♪

Gabourey: Get in there.

Go get yours, Eric.

-- Captions by VITAC --

Hi, guys. We're gonna scare some old people today.

I want to prank my mom and my grandmother

because there was this time when I was 5 years old

and they shut off the lights on me, saying,

"The killer's gonna get you, the killer's gonna get you!"

[ Banging, clattering ]

Give me all your money!

I wouldn't be here today

if they didn't deserve to be pranked.

Ha-ha!

I want to prank my best friend.

I want to give him a fake casting call

for a Bollywood movie.

He would have the biggest high of his life.

And for me to shatter that

would be the best day of my life.

You're in, baby!

-- Captions by VITAC --