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...the Prank Panel.

Yes!
I will do your prank.

Yes!

[ Screams ]

Aaaah!

-Oh!
-[Bleep] [Bleep]

I'm gonna give my dead mom
mouth-to-mouth.

You're being pranked
right now.

Aaaah!

How dare you!

-Oh, my God!
-Oh, my God!

[ Laughter ]

[ Electricity crackles ]

Oh!
Aaaaaah!

Aah!
Aah!

All: [ Chanting ]
Strip, strip, strip!

[ Horn honks ]
Whoo!

What the [bleep]
is happening?!

[ Laughter ]

Oh.

[ Screaming ]

[ Explosion ]

Aah!

-Whoa!
-Oh!

Cut the feed!

[ Siren wails ]

Johnny: Somebody,
please, help.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Pramod:
Ladies and gentlemen,

please welcome the Prank Panel,

Johnny Knoxville,

Gabourey Sidibe,

and Eric André!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Welcome to
"The Prank Panel,"

the first show created
entirely by paint fumes.

We have some amazing pranks
for you tonight,

so let's find out
who our next prankster is.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Good luck, bro.
Check your fly, though.

♪♪

Hey, my name is Steven Briggs.
I'm 34.

I live in Los Angeles,
California,

where I'm currently unemployed.

But anyways, I want to prank
my older brother.

The reason why I'm trying
to prank my brother

is 'cause I'm trying to be my
mom's number-one son right now.

He was being nasty
to her last week,

and she's gonna be like,
"That's right. You got him.

You put him in his place.
Good job.

You're number one now."

Hey, boy.
Hey. How's it going?
Hello.

Come on up.
What's your name?

Steven Briggs.

Who do you
want to prank?

My older brother
is way older than me.

My mom had him
when she was 15.

Same baby daddy?

No, different baby daddy.
My mom got around.

Wow.

She gave birth to you.

Hey, I mean, if she gets around,
she gets around.

He's just being honest.

Getting around
is not a bad thing.

Come on, now.
So what's the prank?

He likes to dance,
he likes to go to nightclubs,

but he thinks the way
to get a young wife

is through
bottle service.

So he's been doing
bottle service.

[ Laughs ]

[ Laughs ]

What do you mean?
Like, go to a club...

Steven: You know what I mean.
...get the bottle service table
waitress

to sleep with him?

Bottle service.
Wait, what is that -- How?

Am I missing out
on something?

Yeah.
He just found out
about bottle service

like a year ago.
Sit in my --

[ Laughs ]
And it's changed his life.

It's changed his life.

So, like, I took him
to a bar with me,

like a regular bar
'cause I don't go to nightclubs,

and then
the bartender is like,

"What would you
like to order?"

And he goes,
"Let me get bottle service."

No. It's a --
That's not how it works.

This isn't Shakey's Pizza.

We don't offer that.
Steven: Exactly.

This is a
Chipotle.

This is the Qdoba
in the airport.

They tell him, "Hey, we don't
have bottle service here."

He goes, "Just grab the bottle
and sell it to me right now.

Sell me the bottle."

So that's his whole thing.
He loves bottle service.

So I want to do a bottle service
nightmare for him

where a dude at the table
breaks the bottle

and then blames it on my brother
and my brother freaks out.

Security's telling him
he can't leave

until he pays
for this bottle,

and he's just
going nuts.

Steven, you had me laughing
all the way

until the prank idea.
Yeah.

So what is the prank?
That he just breaks the bottle?

So -- No, No. So someone
else breaks the bottle

and blames it on my brother
for breaking the bottle.

He's gonna go nuts
and lose his mind.

I guess the only
negative thing

I can see about this prank
is that it's lame.

[Bleep]
[Bleep]

Gotcha.

It's a no.

We can't move forward
with your prank.

Alright, man.
Have a good one. Take care.

Thank you, guys.
Bye-bye.

Gabourey: Bye.

♪♪

Hi.
My name is Angel Craig.

Today I am here to prank
my good friend Jahreya Evans.

One of the things that bonds us
is our spirituality,

but she takes it
a lot further than I do.

I just want Jahreya
to take away from this

that not everything
has this super deep meaning

that you should, like, course
correct your life based around.

Hi.
How you doing, sunshine?

What is your name?

My name is
Angel Craig.

Who do you
want to prank?

I want to prank
my good friend

from college,
Jahreya Evans.

Why are they deserved
of being pranked?

Jahreya is, like, such a light,
full-of-laughter person.

And she's also really deep
into spirituality,

and she's very gullible.

So she actually just wrapped up
her classes

with her mystic sessions
this summer.

Is she psychic?

She has some
psychic abilities.

Does she do séances
and stuff like that?

Yeah.
So what's the prank?

Recently, she just asked
our friends

if we could go down
to Dockweiler Beach

and perform an exercise
where we write

all of our negative energies
and attachments

that are, like,
bringing us down

and throw them in the fire
to get rid of them.

So the idea is we go,
but while we're there,

a woman will run up to her
and be like,

"Hey, girlfriend, like,
I've known you your whole life,

and I'm channeling a message
from the universe.

I need you to go to the tallest
rooftop in downtown Los Angeles.

If you don't show up, there will
be unintended consequences

that you
can't even fathom."

And then Jahreya's gonna be
like, "Oh, my gosh, like, Angel,

like, we have to go
complete this mission.

Like, oh, my gosh."

And then that's when,
"Aah, you've been pranked."

Yeah.
Can I bring up a tiny --

a tiny thing that I'm
a little concerned about?
Sure, sure, sure.

I'm worried about
testing spirits

without a full heart to it
because things can go wrong.

I don't know if you guys played
with Ouija boards growing up.

Oh, yeah.
But, like, that --
don't,

because it's dangerous.

I'm going to hell anyway,

so Ouija boards
have no effect on me.

You know?
[ Laughs ]

Think the specifics of the prank
I don't know about.

Right?
But I think what you did

is recognize
a great world

and a great person
to prank,

because the people that are
into this stuff are in deep.

And if she thinks
she has psychic abilities,

she really thinks
she has psychic abilities,

which makes her
really vulnerable

and wonderful to prank.

So personally,

I would love to help you
prank your friend, Angel.

Oh, my gosh.
I would love your guys' help

because I've been unsuccessful
in pranks in the past,

so this would be great
to pull off.

Well, Angel,
you have earned your wings.

We will be in touch.

Prank you
for your service.

He specifically
will be in touch.

I am not --
I rebuke it.

I'm gonna -- I'm just gonna
chill over here.

You may be --

Well, I'll just keep
my thoughts to myself.

[ Laughter ]

Thank you, guys.
Love you, Gabby.

Bye, Angel.

Bye, Angel.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Well, I don't believe
in psychics,

but I do believe in messing
with people who do.

And lighting people on fire
occasionally.

Coming up,
me doing both of those things.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Guys, guys,
she is straight from heaven.

Give it up for Angel Craig.

Love your hair.

[ Cheers and applause ]
Johnny: Oh, good to see you.

So, you wanted nothing
to do with this prank, Gabby.

Can you please elaborate?

Because I don't
play with that voodoo.

[ Laughter ]

Well, we had a slop jar
full of fun making this prank.

Let's see how it goes.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Today I'm pranking one of
my really good friends

from college, Jahreya.

We're gonna go and get
a psychic reading together.

Jahreya is like
an 80% spirituality,

20% reality person.

I'm just trying to ground her,
bring her back to reality.

For the prank,
we're going to visit a psychic

who will predict three omens,

and when they play out
in front of us,

Jahreya will have to perform
three counter actions

to manifest the man
of her dreams.

Have a seat.

Thank you.

You both look lovely.

-Sorry we're late.
-That's okay.

It's through there
around the corner.

Okay.
Okay? So, oh, hi.

I'm Gigi.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Jahreya.

Nice to meet you.
Oh, beautiful name.
Thank you so much.

So we'll just
kind of start --

Oh, I'm getting
literally chills with you.

Are you really?
You are on this --

You're like
this portal for spirits.

It's really
quite beautiful.

I keep seeing
lakes around you.

Oh.
And I see football.

Oh, my gosh.
I see football.

Are you like a Viking --
Minnesota?

Yes!
Oh, my God.
Okay, I see it.

Whoa.
So I know...

She's totally
buying it.

Yes.
Wow.

This is all manifesting
the love of your life.

What's coming for --

What you're showing me
is a swan.

I know it sounds really funny,
but a swan develops

from, like,
an ugly duckling, right?

You will be seeing a swan
in some fashion or form.

Probably on
a [bleep] cappuccino.

So this is what
I call the dark, alright?

And in order to see the light,
we have to have the dark.

So with the swan,
it is the dark and the light

must unite for sight.

Do you feel that?
Yeah.

The swan, and remember,
dark and light

must unite to come together
for sight.

Okay.
What else is coming forward

is I'm seeing --

that's kind of silly --
a man, but he's blind.

He has, like,
an older energy.

You must embrace
the sightless.

Okay,
embrace the sightless.

You're very passionate.

So representation of passion
is I'm seeing flames or fire?

Fire.
That's insane.

I'm, like, getting...

Okay.
I'm, like, getting hot.

Yeah, that's fire.
It's a good thing.

You must share your magic
to the world.

Your magic
are your gifts.

Wow.
Oh, my gosh.
Okay?

This is all manifesting
the love of your life.

Like, when we want to manifest,
we have to be in action.

Gigi. Gigi.

Thank you so much.
Be careful.

Thank you so, so much.
Have a wonderful evening.

Thank you. You too.
Bye-bye. Bye-bye.

-Oh, my gosh.
-I'm, like, sweating.

Okay, wait, let me double check
GPS real quick.

Like, what did you think about
what she was saying to you?

It all resonated.
It all did?

Yeah.
Oh, my gosh.

Johnny: Now that Gigi
has set the table,

we're all headed
to the restaurant down the block

where all the omens
will come true.

[ Laughing ] Ohh.

Oh [bleep] Really?

We'll be right over.
Thanks for coming in.

-Thank you.
-Thank you.

Let's go back to this lady
'cause she really was like --
Yes, please.

I need to dissect this.

Does she have, like,
longer sessions?

She gave you --
She gave you something?

She was writing down,
like, stuff to remember.

Can I...
Yeah.

Do the swan now.

Such a, like, unique
taste that you're just
like, "Okay, no thanks."

We got your latte here.

Oh,
we didn't order a la--

You didn't order a latte?

[ All shouting ]

No, it's okay.
Sorry.

Did you see the image
on the cappuccino?

Was that...

Was that...

Oh, my God.

What did your --
Wait, what did it say

when you see a swan?
What?

For sight.
Dark and light.

Dark and light
must unite for sight.

Look at that pepper shaker
and those eggs.

Like, it's the only thing
I'm seeing around here.

Like, should we, like,
bang, bang, bitch?

[ Laughs ]

Alright.
Angel's awesome.

I have a question.
Man: Yeah.

Is anybody eating
those eggs?

Together.
And, like, that pepper shaker.

And the --
Okay.

Oh, she's so good.

Who cares? We're not gonna
see these people again.

[ Laughter ]

Okay.
I'll just do a quick little.

Okay.
I am open to receiving.

Oh,
it was a raw egg.

I told you
it was raw.

She did it!
So now, how long...

before the blind man?

[ Laughs evilly ]

Okay. Should we get
into this burrata?

It looks delicious.
Yes.

Alright.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Wait. Okay. So --
[ Speaks indistinctly ]

Oh, no. Oh, God.
Oh, God.

[ Laughter ]

Okay.
Am I tripping or, like...

Didn't she say something
about a blind man, bro?

It's the tequila.
No.

I'm sweating.
Oh, no.

Oh, my gosh.

It's okay.
It's okay.

We're protected.
We're in a good space.

No. Yeah, it's --
We're in a safe space.

I'm just --
Oh, my God.

No, that's crazy.
Okay.

Angel,
two in a row?

Hold on.
She did say blind man, though.

She did.
What did she write?

I'm getting goosebumps,
bro.

I need, like, another sip.
"Embrace the sightless."

"Embrace the sightless."
What does that mean?

She's so good.

Embrace...

Embrace the sightless.

Maybe hug the old perv.

Angel.
What?

I'm just so, like --
Two in a row?

Hold on, hold on.
There's no way.

Do you think his daughter
will let you hug him?

I'm not gonna go
physically embrace the man.

I'm not doing that.
Go hug him.

Okay.
Wait. Are you sure?

You know me.
You know I don't care.

Okay. Okay.

Oh, boy.
Here we go.

Look at the blind man
looking at his wife.

[ Laughter ]

Um, hi.

Wait. This is really weird.
What?

Yeah.
Hi. Hi. Hi.

That's it.
-This is so weird.

I'm sorry.

Do you know her?

I can't see her.

[ Laughter ]

Wait, shh, shh.

Jahreya,
you know me.

This woman gives us signs
from the universe,

and the signs
are literally happening.

If you know what I mean.

Oh, my God.
She's going to [bleep] die.

Oh, yeah.
How dope was that?

I was like, "Whoa."

What did she say at first,
the Power Rangers?

Mm-hmm.
And then now she's --

Like, a girl version.
[Bleep]

Oh, my God.

[ Grunting ]

Oh, my God.

What the [bleep]

My heart is actually, like,
beating out of my chest.

It's the tomato.

Hold on. My heart is beating,
like, really fast.

We got a great --
We're gold.

We're gold. If we get
nothing else, we're gold.

How did that even happen?
What happened?

What,
you think you had --

You think you had something
to do with it?

She sets his [bleep]
on fire.

[ Laughs ]

What did you say? You said fire
was the third thing?

It just said, "You must shine
your magic to the world."

Your magic.

Share your magic
with the world.

Like a magic trick you know?
Or like --

I don't know
no magic tricks.

Well, if it's a magic trick,
I don't know.

Maybe it's something
light and easy.

Like --
Like pulling the tablecloth out.

Angel,
I swear to God.

Jahreya, if this is the last
thing standing between you

and the love of your life,
I will do it for you.

Do it, Angel.

No, I'm dead --
I'm dead-ass serious.

Stop.
No.

Sit down. Please.
No.

You might --
You might want to move.

Stop.
You might want to move.

Are you serious?
No.

Jahreya, if this is the last
thing standing between you

and the love of your life,
I will do it for you.

Do it, Angel.

No, I'm dead --
I'm dead-ass serious.

Stop.
No.

Sit down. Please.
No.

You might --
You might want to move.

Stop.
You might want to move.

Are you serious?
No.

[ Laughter ]

Sorry.

Uh...sorry.

I'm so sorry.

What happened?

Look what you've done.

I'm sorry.

It was an accident.

It was an accident.
I'm sorry.

Man: It's fine.
Don't worry about it.
Sorry.

She still
has not looked up.

I'm gonna leave,
like, the biggest tip ever.

Do we send the man
of her dreams over?

I thought...

[ Speaks indistinctly ]

Oh, yeah, here we go.
Here we go.

Um, hi.

Uh, hi.

Can I buy you guys
a drink?

Why don't you
just sit with us?

Awesome.
Can I have my friend join us?

Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah!

Hey, Pramod.
Pramod.

How dare you!

How dare you
knock Pramod over!

This is Pramod.
Yeah.

Hello.

The who?

"Slokovakia.
Slokovakia."

No.

Man:
That's a place.

-Slovakia?
-Yeah.

Oh, Slovakia.

[ Laughter ]

You're what now?

He's giving her a ring.

Bring in Beckles.

Hello, ladies.

Hi, I'm Derrick.
I'm the manager.

I am so sorry, but I'm gonna
have to ask you to leave.

I know
you're kicking us out.

She thinks they're being
kicked out!

She thinks they're being kicked
out by the guy in the foot suit!

And as a quick footnote,
I have a Clippers game

to go to tonight, so...

Angel:
Oh, my gosh. Okay.

Alright.
Don't worry about it, sir.

You know what?
'Cause this is all a big prank.

Pramod: Prank?

If I can just...

Johnny: I'm sorry.
I'm the manager here.

Is there a problem?

[ Laughter ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

Let's hear it for Jahreya.

I love you.
Oh, my God.

Do you need another shot?

'Cause I'll take one
with you.

[ Cheers and applause ]

I'm sensing something.
I'm sensing something.

Oh, Jahreya --
She's right there.

Come on up.

Pramod: Let's show some big love
for Jahreya.

Eric: Come on up.
Come on up. Don't be shy.

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪ Ba da ba

Johnny: Hi, Jahreya.

You were great.
Thank you.

Hey.
Hi.

What sign or omen
freaked you out the most?

Probably the blind man.

Literally, he appeared
out of thin air.

I'm not even joking because
he came from the bathroom,

so I'm like,
"Was he just in there, like,

hanging out with his wife
the whole time

and just decided to, like,
come and, like, sit down?"

We didn't think that
all the way through.

No.
[ Laughter ]

Fair.
That's fair.

Now, the dream man
we set you up with on the thing,

did you guys go out for drinks
or anything after that or...

You know, we did go out
for drinks

after the prank
initially happened.

Yeah?
We tried to arrange a date,

and it just kind of
didn't work out.

We follow each other
on --

Did he drop the ball?

A little bit. I mean --
Ohh.

Wow.
He dropped the ball.

Do you want us to call him?
'Cause we could.

[ Laughter ]

Let him know
what he missing.

He was very cute.
He was very sweet.

I just -- It didn't really
go anywhere, you know?

He had a shrimpy
little baby carrot?

[ Laughter ]

It looked like that spring
at the bottom of the door

that's like
"Boooooioioing."

[ Laughter ]

I mean, we didn't
get that far, but --

And how long have you
and Pramod been dating

since that was --
Yeah.

So, Pramod, my --
my fiancé, actually, we --

[ Laughter ]

Oh, my God.

[ Laughter ]

But you did an amazing job,

and we really appreciate
you both being on the show.

Thank you.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Now I can't wait for you to meet
our next prankster.

♪♪

I want to prank
my grandmother because

she is [bleep] fun
and she is a hoot.

She's a prankster.

She's like
"Pull my finger" type of granny.

She's my only living grandparent
and she's the closest thing

I have to, like,
just my lineage in general.

So I'm like I want to do
something fun for her.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Hi.
Gabourey: Hi. What's your name?

Camille.

Who do you
want to prank?

I want to prank
my grandmother.

Oh, what's
your grandma's name?

Her name is Elyn.
Elyn Elizabeth Edwards.

Her nickname
is "Sexeee."

"Sexeee."

It was on her license plate
and everything.

[ Laughs ]

Okay. I'm ready.
I'm telling you.

She sound like
she will bust it open.

Listen.
Older the berry,
the sweeter the juice.

Johnny: Yeah.

I love pranking the elderly.
You know what I mean?

You know...
Let's give them
one last kick before they --

Yep.

Yep. And she's one of those
where she's 85,

but she's really
young at heart.

She says her secret to youth
is she got rid of her husband.

[ Laughs ]
So she's single.

She's single
and ready to mingle.

Okay, I might --
I might slide --

I might slide
in the DMs tonight.

She will answer you.

Does Sexeee prank you?

She's kind of like
a dirty old lady.

She likes dropping, like,
nasty, sexy jokes.

And I'm like,
"Yo, I have kids.

You can't say
that kind of stuff, Granny.

You're 85."

Well, she made it to 85.
Let her have it.

She says, "I'm not dead.
I can do what I want."

Yeah, yeah. She's liberated.
I'm like, "Okay."

When I'm 85,
I'm gonna be --

It's going to be
[bleep] jokes

and stealing batteries
from Walmart.

How are we pranking Sexeee?

So this is my thought --

Her obsessions are Silk Sonic
and A$AP Rocky.

And because I do makeup,
I'm gonna say,

"Silk Sonic wants you to be
in a music video."

She'll believe me
because she trusts me so much.

First of all,
it's gonna be people

that look nothing like
Silk Sonic.

And I want to see,
like, just --

Like, I know
she's gonna go along with it,

but I just want to see
how far we can take it

and, like, really push her
until she's like,

"Okay, what is going on?
This is not Silk Sonic.

This is not the people
that I see on TV,

in the music videos."

And then the real Silk Sonic
surprise her and serenade her.

That would really
make her life.

This sounds like
a gigantic undertaking.

You think?

Yeah, 'cause right now the prank
feels like wish fulfillment.

It's like we're not
pranking her enough.
Okay.

She's getting to meet someone.

At the end of the day,

she's getting to meet
someone she really likes.

Okay.
But you're great.

Your grandmother
seems amazing.

She's a star.
She's a star.

-Okay.
-I want to do it.

You want to do it?
I want to do it. Yeah.

Okay.
I want to do it.

You get to -- You get --
Okay.

I was going to fight you
over Sexeee,

but I'll lose that fight.

Yeah, yeah.
We'll figure out the ending.

Okay.
We'll figure it out.

I cannot promise
to get Silk Sonic.

Hey, whatever.
She's a good sport,

and you would
enjoy her reaction.

We're in.
Okay. Thank you so much.

You can get back
on that awkward circle.

Camille: I know.
It was a little awkward.

Watch your ankles.
We've already lost one.

Don't let Sexeee find out.
I won't.

I think Sexeee is a star.
Yeah, I think you have her --

Yeah, we might do something
completely different.

That might be the thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But I think you'd get
a lot of street cred

if you hooked it up
with Sexeee.

Lots of street cred.
That's my thing.

[ Cheers and applause ]

When we return, we combine
two of my favorite things --

grandmas and sexiness.

Whoo. Hubba-hubba.
Ouchie-mama.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Please give it up for
our prankster, Camille Evans.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Camille.

Please tell us
a little more about Sexeee.

She's fire.
She is so sexy.

[ Rolls tongue ]
I will back her up

and say, yes, she is.

Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I'm at half mast.

[ Laughter ]

Alright, let's see what

pranking a sexy 86-year-old
grandma looks like.

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪ I just wanna feel you
on my body ♪

♪ So seductive,
let's be honest ♪

Gabourey: It's gonna be
a really fun prank.

Elyn really prides herself
on being sexy, apparently.

Like, she calls herself Sexeee.

Her granddaughter Camille
is pranking her.

Today she thinks that she's
coming with my mom "to set"

because I'm at work to bring me
something I forgot at home.

Gabourey: She gets here,
the director and the producer

are at odds about what's sexy,

and Elyn is the authority
on sexy.

And so what they spend
this prank doing

is getting Elyn
to do sexy versions

of things that are very unsexy.

And I guess we're gonna see

if she could make, like,
shivving a prisoner sexy.

But I'm worried about how much
[bleep] we can put

to an 85-year-old Black woman.

Like, "Okay, you thuggin'
and buggin'.

If you sexy, then do this really
unsexy stuff very sexily, then.

Let's see what you got, sis."

Hey, y'all.
Hey, Granny.

There she is.

[ Gasps ] Cute.

I'm gonna sit next to you

until it's time for me
to touch up, okay?

She's 85?
I can't believe she's 85.

You look lovely.
Camille,

I love what you have done
with the makeup.

Thank you.
I taught her.

Excuse me.
Excuse me.

She looks
just like you.

I know.
My pleasure.

My name is Nathan.

I'm the executive producer
of this music video.

Very nice to meet you.

I'm gonna set up
really quick. Okay?

I promise I will take care
of your grandmother for you.

Okay. Please.
I still don't believe
that this is your grandmother.

How are you
so young and beautiful?

Who is?
Me.

Getting sexier and sexier.
Go ahead.

Can I call you sexy?
I'm sorry.

She's sex-e-e-e.

Three.

She's sexy with three E's.
Alright.

With three E's.

Sexy with three --
Elyn Elizabeth Edwards.

Okay, this lady is
on the hook-hook.

Nathan, are we --

Let me introduce you
to our director.

Hi.
Derrick,
so how are we doing over here?

It's gonna be very sexy.
Hey, I'm really hoping so.

I'm making
an incredibly sexy video.

And that's what
matters to us.

We're gonna cut back
and forth.

Sexy, sexy, sexy.

Then we'll go to...

Sexier.

Sexier. Sexier.
I love it.

Sexier!

We should drink every time
he says "sexy."

No.
We'd be schmasted.

Hammered.
[ Laughs ]

Would you, please --
What?

I want you to be
my second pair of eyes.

So I'm gonna
bring you --

I want to bring you
over here to the chair.

To the director's chair.

I got you.
Come on.
Oh, boy.

Come on over to sex with me --
I mean, to set with me.

[ Laughter ]

We have a guest onstage here.
She's a special guest.

Hi. How are you?

Can I have my dance lady,
please?

And we're gonna go "Baa, baa"
like a bad little sheep today.

Alright, this is sex--
What?

This is based on a dream
that I had, Elyn.

Okay.

And action.

Love it. Love it.

[ Laughter ]

Silk Sonic
is gonna love this.

♪♪

Great. Sexy. Sexy.

And playback stop.
Thank you.

Perfect animal death.

I'm not sure
if that was sexy.

Let's hear it
for the goat, people.

Let's hear it for the goat.

[ Scattered applause ]

[ Laughter ]

Nathan: Elyn.
Yes?

Did you think
that was sexy?

Nathan,
please don't do this.

I just want to know.
Elyn.

Yeah.
What do you think?

I mean, did you think
that that was sexy?

And don't say -- You don't have
to say that that was sexy.

I think that was
interpretive.

And you could make it
whatever you want it to be.

Okay. Can I speak to you?
Can I speak to you?

You can absolutely
speak to me.

Here's the thing.

I don't want to get
into arguments,

but I am
the bloody director here!

[ Laughter ]

Okay. Can I speak to you?
Can I speak to you?

You can absolutely
speak to me.

Here's the thing.
I don't want to get

into arguments, but I am
the bloody director here!

[ Laughter ]

Did you just raise your voice
at me in front of Elyn?

[ Stammering ]

I mean, we didn't have a problem
here, but we might now.

I think it was a great,
great show.

I really do.

I'm not a professional,
but I enjoyed it.

It wasn't funky-funky,
but it was cool funky.

I -- I was out of line.
And I apologize.

Listen, listen, you don't have
to apologize.

You have to just be you.

That makes it
alright with me.

Here's the issue.

We only have enough money
in the budget

to pay for the dancers' bodies,
not their faces.

So we need a face.

There is a way that we can
extract someone's face

and put it onto another person's
face like a face morph.

Yeah.
I'm happy that you're
willing to do that for us.

Who? Me?
Yes.

So let's get you --
Oh, no. I'm not willing --

Let's do it.
Let's try it. Let's try it.
No, no, no, no.

I mean,
these cheek bones.

Let's get Elyn ready,
please.

Maybe you should go down
and help talk her into it.

Yeah, help to...

I just came here to see
my granddaughter.

Wait, wait, wait.
What's going on?
We need a face.

Oh, my God.

Just do it, girl.

He doesn't know me
when I was young and sexy.

I'm old and cold now.

No, no, no.
You're regal and beautiful.

Granny,
what is wrong with you?

Young has nothing
to do with it.

That's how she pose.
When she take pictures,

she pose with her hand.
Okay.
So she's on the hook.

Oh, she's feeling it.
Yeah, she's on the hook.

Okay, let's just do it.

Let's do it. Let's do it.
What do you want from me?

Nathan:
Take it away, Derrick.

Okay. I want to see your
"I have a secret" look.

A sexy, sexy,
sexy secret.

Come on, girl.

Like sexy secret.

Oh, yeah. Mm.

How about
an erotic fantasy?

Your husband's at work,
and the pool boy's --

When you said that,
that turned me off.

Go ahead.
Talk about something else.

Talk to me about my boyfriend
or something.

[ Laughter ]

Your boyfriend
has gone to work,

and the pool boy
has come to clean the pool.

And the pool boy
is Billy Dee Williams.

[ Laughter ]

Wish you had said
A$AP Rocky.

[ Laughter ]

Well, he's sexy,
isn't he?

For sure.

Let's say it's A$AP Rocky
and Bruno Mars

coming
to fix your sink.

They take
their shirts off.

Oh, God.
Ohh.

Yes.
[ Laughter ]

You're doing amazing.

I did not come in here
for this.

I just had a margarita.
Please.

"I just had
a margarita."

[ Laughs ]

I think we're gonna go
to our dancers then.

Ooh. Oh, yeah.
Fantastic.

I like that costume.
That's beautiful.

How did I get
in this [bleep]

So, Elyn,
we're taking your face.

Yes.
And the lovely dancer
with the green on her face,

we're putting your face
on her body.

Oh, I hope to die
for that body.

Right?
This is gonna be fantastic.

Oh, yes.
Okay, so let's get
the sexy shower scene going.

You're in prison.
He's not been great to you,

so you want to shiv him,
shiv him, shiv him.

Man on the machine.
Action.

♪♪

I want to see
Elyn's face.

Elyn,
I need you to grunt.

[ Grunting ]

I'm getting you.

Oh, God. Yeah.

You deserve this.

You deserve this.
You've been a sexy, bad man.

See, I'd do better if I ran
my hands through his hair.

[ Laughter ]

Uh, you know,
you know, when I grabbed him.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
[ Laughs ]

Can I get my pews,
please, and my candles.

You're so cute.

Well, don't be so cute.

I am cute.

I would love for you, Elyn,
to be in this, actually.

Where do I have to go?

Over to the pew, love.
Okay.

Should we go to the kid
and then --

Yeah,
now we're kicking Gabriel.

This is Gabriel.
My friend Gabriel. Gabriel.

Nice meeting you.
Nice meeting you.

Elyn.
Hey.

You've been his ward
all day long,

but he's not been
a good boy.

Being good --
So he needs to be punished.

He needs to be punished.

So you are going to
push him into traffic.

[ Laughter ]

A truck will come by
and run over his body.

Oh, no.
It's gonna be very sexy.

Alright!

Now, when you kick him,
please remember --

Oh, I am not about
to kick him.

Just for Silk Sonic's sake.
Don't --

Nathan: What is this?
What is going on here?

We are shooting
right now.

What are you doing
to Elyn?

He has a scene here
where I'm supposed to kick him

and a car is supposed
to run over him.

Thank you.
And that's sexy?

Yes, because we're doing it
and everyone agreed it's sexy.

I don't want the car to run
over him, that's for sure.

See? I don't -- No.
Don't do this.
Elyn's having fun.

No, no, We've talked about this,
and we have limits here.

So I'm going to kindly ask you
to leave my set.

Security, please remove him
from my set.

Are you serious?

Elyn could do your job.

I got to spirit you away,
buddy.

Elyn's gonna direct
this last scene.

Wait.
Elyn's gonna direct this.

She's directing the last scene.
Look, look, look.

You're finished.
Keep it moving.
Keep it moving.

Nathan: I got Elyn.

You smell like sunshine.

Do I?
[ Laughs ]

Where's my old lady?

Alright, here we go.
So we got this old lady.

I'm the old lady.

Elyn.
What?

I will not stand here and let
you call yourself an old lady.

I'll leave it alone then.

You're too sexy for that, now.
Alright.

That's my old lady.
Hello.

So I'm thinking that
what we can have happen here

is we'll have the vehicle
come in, pick her up,

and ride off
into the sunset.

That's good.

That's what we're gonna
have happen here.

Direct, Elyn.
Do your thing.

Action!

♪♪

Oh, Lord, have mercy!

[ Bell rings ]

Pramod: What the hell
has happened here?

Oh, this is terrible.

Wait a minute.
Whoever called "Action" here...

Oh, God.

Action!

♪♪

-Oh, Lord, have mercy!
-Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[ Bell rings ]

[ Laughter ]

Pramod: What the hell
has happened here?

Oh, this is terrible.

Wait a minute.
Whoever called "Action" here,

he or she is
clearly responsible!

-Oh, shoot.
-Oh! Oh! Oh!

Nathan:
Look what you did.
[ Laughs ]

I know that laugh.
Take off that helmet.

You thought
you could fire me?

It's me.

It's me.
Derrick!

It's been me all along.

And now I am gonna take
everything from all of you!

What is that?

Good luck, everyone.

♪♪

[ Coughing ]

Elyn. Elyn,
I don't have the antidote.

♪♪

[ Laughter ]

I think everyone should go down,
even the camera guys.

Like, there's the [bleep]
camera guy still standing up.

Oh, okay.

[ Laughter ]

Wait a minute.

-Okay.
-My God.

Okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Johnny, you go first.

Okay.

What's going on?

I -- Ohhh. Oh.

Oh.

What's that weird sm--

[ Laughter ]

And let's hear it for Elyn.

[ Cheers and applause ]

You're so good, Granny.

All: [ Chanting ] Elyn, Elyn,
Elyn, Elyn, Elyn.

Oh, my goodness.

Your granddaughter,
Camille,

came down here...
And wanted to prank you.

...and prank you.
And specifically you.

And she did.
Yes.

And we all got together
so we could do this.

But this is all
Camille's doing.

Please don't disinvite me
to Thanksgiving.

Girl,
you not in my will.

[ Laughter ]
That's the risk you run.

I just want to say
to each and every one of you...

[ Cheers and applause ]

Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Do we have a Sexeee
in the house?!

Elyn, where you hiding?
Get on up here.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Go get her.
Go get your girl.

Okay, we got two more stairs
coming over here.

[ Cheers and applause ]

All: [ Chanting ] Sexeee,
Sexeee, Sexeee,

Sexeee, Sexeee, Sexeee!

Make sure she...

Let him pay for that
now.

Sexeee, did you get suspicious
at all?

Like, maybe when the smoke
started to fill the room

and everyone started
to pass out?

Girl, I was suspicious
way
before the smoke.

Hey.

Way before the smoke.

I said,
"These people are crazy."

[ Laughter ]

And when they wanted me
to kick this little man,

I whispered to him and said,
"No, no, no, no."

Do you have any advice

that you can share
with all of us here

how to live long
and sexily?

-Mm-hmm.
-What's your secret?

Oh, you guys don't want me
to start talking

'cause I may not
be able to stop.

[ Laughter ]

Give them the short version,
Granny.

The short version is --
Excuse me, baby,

but...I got rid
of my husband.

[ Laughter ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

Well, no doubt you are
very sexy, Elyn.

Which is why we put together
this sexy music video of you.

Oh, I cannot wait.
Are we ready to see it?

Let's see sexiness.
Let's see it.

♪♪

♪ I just wanna feel you
on my body ♪

♪ So seductive,
let's be honest ♪

♪ You just drive me crazy,
drive me crazy ♪

♪ When you see me, I'm jumping

♪ It's all because of you

♪ It's all because of you

♪ It's all because of you

♪ So seductive, so seductive

♪♪

♪♪

Man: Yeah!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Elyn,
dance us out of here!

♪♪

Get it, Granny,
get it.

Hey, hey!

Get it, Granny,
get it.

♪♪

Gabourey: Get in there.

Go get yours, Eric.

-- Captions by VITAC --

Hi, guys. We're gonna scare
some old people today.

I want to prank my mom
and my grandmother

because there was this time
when I was 5 years old

and they shut off
the lights on me, saying,

"The killer's gonna get you,
the killer's gonna get you!"

[ Banging, clattering ]

Give me all your money!

I wouldn't be here today

if they didn't deserve
to be pranked.

Ha-ha!

I want to prank my best friend.

I want to give him
a fake casting call

for a Bollywood movie.

He would have the biggest high
of his life.

And for me to shatter that

would be the best day
of my life.

You're in, baby!

-- Captions by VITAC --