Original subtitles

Narrator: ...the Prank Panel.

Yes! I will do your prank.

Yes!

[ Screams ]

Aaaah!

-Oh! -Oh, my God!

Okay, I'm gonna give my dead mom mouth-to-mouth.

You're being pranked right now.

Aaaah!

Oh, how dare you!

-Oh, my God! -Oh, my God!

[ Laughter ]

[ Electricity crackles ]

Oh! Aaaaaah!

Aah! Aah!

All: [ Chanting ] Strip, strip, strip!

[ Horn honks ] Whoo!

What the [bleep] is happening?!

[ Laughter ]

Oh. [ Goat bleats ]

[ Screaming ]

[ Explosion ]

Aah!

-Whoa! -Oh!

Cut the feed!

[ Siren wails ] [ Indistinct chatter ]

Johnny: Somebody, please, help.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Pramode: Ladies and gentlemen!

Here is

Johnny Knoxville!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Gabourey Sidibe!

[ Cheers and applause ]

And Eric André!

[ Mouths "Thank you" ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

Welcome to "The Prank Panel."

Let's see how we met our first hopeful prank-star.

[ Laughs ]

Hey. How are you? Hi. Good.

How about yourself?

I am tired.

It seems like a tiring...

Yeah. ...day.

I could use, like, a-a pick-me-up or something.

Yeah. I don't know how you guys do this.

[ Electricity crackling ]

Oh!

[ Wand beeps ]

Oh. What do you got in there?

Uh...

I have to, like, submit a drug test after this,

so I'm looking for some clean [bleep]

Do you think you could pee in a cup for me?

I'll try.

We have bad hygiene on the set.

Does it smell that bad?

[ Wand beeps ]

You sure it's just a belt?

I mean, I don't have -- It's just me.

Do you really think you could pee in a cup for me?

I'm gonna try. Okay.

Consent.

Consent? You consent? Yeah.

You gotta say that louder.

Consent!

[ Wand beeps ] Your nose is bloody.

My -- I have a bloody nose? Yeah.

[ Wand beeps ]

Oh, my God.

Can someone get me some napkins?

Somebody get her some napkins, please. Quickly.

Medic. [ Sneezes ]

Oh! In the name of Jesus...

Oh, my God.

[ Toilet flushes ]

[ Laughing ] It's very warm.

Go, go.

My name is Jessica Zappia,

and today I'm here to hopefully prank my dad, Paul.

He lets my brother date whoever he wants,

but if me and my sister even look at a guy

that, like, has tattoos or gives my dad "bad vibes,"

he gets mad.

So this is kind of his fault that he's getting pranked.

Hello! Hey! Hi, cutie.

Oh, no way.

-Way! -Way!

I'm gonna cry. Way, honey.

Step over. I feel like crying.

Oh, my gosh. What an angel.

Oh, don't cry. Hi. Oh, my God.

You cry --

Johnny Knoxville and...

You literally raised me, and that's so inappropriate.

Wow. Is this your daughter?

Oh, my goodness, baby, it's good to see you again.

Like, oh, my God. I'm crying.

Who do you want to prank?

I want to prank my dad, Paul.

Me and him are super close.

He actually is the person that taught me

how to talk crap to everybody, you know?

[ Laughter ]

He's very chill. He's very, like,

"As long as you're getting good grades and you aren't in jail,

like, it's good with me,"

except when it comes to people we hang out with,

especially me and my sister, who we date.

Super strict on that.

My dad's this old-school Italian man

that's like, "You better open the door for my daughter.

You better pull her chair out."

And they better. Yeah.

How are we pranking him?

I'm gonna introduce my dad to my new boyfriend,

who's this rock-star-looking, all tatted up,

very rude, disrespectful.

He calls my dad out of his name constantly, like "bro," "dude."

Is it like a trigger for him to be called "bro" or "dude"?

It is if you're a guy trying to impress him.

Johnny: Yeah. He's traditional.

He's traditional. He's traditional.

Yeah, exactly. You could see if he's, like,

being a little disrespectful to the father at first,

and then he orders her to go get him a beer

out of the fridge or something. Yeah. I love that.

You know? I love that.

That's going -- like, I would come unglued. I love...

[ Laughter ]

Like, if someone said that to my daughter,

I would just grab him by the back of the neck

right then. Same with my dad.

It's funny. So [bleep] good. I know.

I think it's funny.

I think it's a really great mark, too.

Oh, you got a great mark.

It's a yes! Let's do it.

It's a yes. Yes, it is.

We will all help you, like...

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's do this.

I think you already have really great ideas. Yeah.

He's gonna go into, like, crazy tiger-dad mode.

It's gonna be insane. That would be [bleep]

I love it. Jessica... Yeah, I'm excited about it.

...we're gonna help you. Thank you, guys!

Don't tell anyone. I will not tell anybody.

No one. Okay, Jessica, thank you.

We'll be in touch. Thank you, guys.

Bye, Jessica. Gabourey: Bye.

Oh, man.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Jessica, get on out here, girl!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Yeah! The queen!

♪♪

Angel. Mwah! Good to see you.

Are you excited to show the world

how you gleefully tortured the man who gave you life?

I'm so excited for everybody to see it. Hell yeah.

This is -- This is deserved, I feel.

For sure. Roll the clip!

♪♪

Jessica: So, I'm pranking my dad today

because he's constantly on me and my sister

about who we hang out with,

who we're gonna potentially date.

But he's also very old-school,

and he thinks that every woman should be married and have kids.

Jessica's gonna introduce her new boyfriend, Ray, to her dad.

We're trying to create the biggest nightmare boyfriend

that you could possibly introduce to your father.

♪♪

Oh, here we go. It's go time.

Daddy's here.

Hey, what's up, man?

Have a seat.

It's gonna happen, like... What's up?

It's like... [ Laughs ]

[ Doorbell rings ]

Paul Sr.: Hi, Jess. Jessica: Hi, Dad.

Thank you for coming. I know it was far.

Hey. Hey, how are you? This is my dad.

How's it going, bud? It's going good. Nick.

How are you? Nice meeting you. Yeah. Yeah. Well, call me Ray.

Yeah. Come on in.

Dude, I can't believe I'm meeting the dad.

That's... You're meeting the dad.

Yeah, it's wild. Here, have a seat.

Dude, you're gonna sink into these seats.

They've had, like, so many farts in them.

You're gonna love it. Yeah.

Alright, I'm gonna go finish the food stuff.

Okay. Thanks, babe. Dad, be nice.

Don't be rude. I'm nice.

Thank you, Dad.

Look at you.

So you live, like, local? Like --

Yeah. Yeah. I live -- I live here.

This is my grandma's spot. Been here with her for a while.

But when she, like -- when she croaks, you know,

I get the whole place,

and it's gonna happen, like, yesterday.

She's not -- She's not doing well.

But, like, God closes a door,

and I get a place, you know what I mean?

So... Oh, that's...

Look at him. Look at his face.

[ Laughing ] Look at -- Look at him.

See this? This is a photo I took.

Yeah, and that's actually my ex-girlfriend, Megan.

And, like, obviously, smokin' hot,

but she is a untrustworthy liar.

[ Laughs ]

No, I was trying to do a daycare thing for a second,

but you have to have training and a license and stuff.

So that got shut down. Oh, wow.

One of the kids hurt himself pretty bad on a rusty nail.

Ooh.

And -- Eh, he's fine now.

He's like -- He's got almost full movement back.

[ Laughter ]

Hey, babe. Babe, can you get us two beers?

Jessica: Yeah. Oh, no, thanks.

I'm not drinking. It triggers my gout and...

Come on, bro. Well, hey, it'll be here

if you want to fight the gout later.

Start chugging it. Start chugging it.

[ Laughter ]

So, how long have you known Jessica?

Just three months, actually.

She was, like, doing some, like, kind of...

booty dance, you know?

It was like, "Okay, well,

I like what you're advertising and I'm a buyer --

I'm in a buyer's market and I like what you're selling."

And that's actually the first thing I said to her.

Babe, can I get another beer, but, like, a colder one?

And if you get it from the back of the fridge,

where it's a little colder.

You remember, we talked about that, Jessica?

Yeah, I know. I forgot.

Thanks, babe. Hey, to the cure for gout.

Yeah.

[ Laughter ]

Alright. Well, thanks, babe. I think we might --

we might -- might head out there pretty soon.

Yeah, do you want to go set it up?

And then, Dad, you could help me.

Yes, please.

Did you not set it up earlier today?

I was gonna, but...

Oh, okay. I just thought you said you would do that.

Oh, he's pissed.

You okay? What do you think?

Hey...

Really? He's not the one.

He's not the one. The dad goes, "He's not the one."

But you guys sound like you're getting along.

But you say that about everybody.

Hey, babe? Yeah.

Where's those burgs at? Baby hungee over here, you know?

Chop, chop!

Where you'd have to hurt him?

Yeah.

Yeah. Dad, I'm 24.

Of course I know...

Okay.

[ Laughter ]

Together: Oh!

Yeah.

Yeah. Dad, I'm 24.

Of course I know...

Okay.

[ Laughter ]

Together: Oh!

Food! Food is ready.

Oh, babe, you should have brought me out a backup.

Do you want me to go get you one? Yeah. Thanks.

And again, like, colder the better. Okay.

[ Laughter ]

Obviously, you've known your daughter a lot longer than I have,

but, like,

she's something really special.

All I care is you don't hit her or cheat on her.

Oh, yeah. No, no, no.

And that's all I care about,

'cause if I find out you do either one,

I will put the hurt on you.

[ Laughter ] Man: Oh!

Thanks, babe. You know, I'm not trying to threaten you.

I'm just -- 'cause that's my daughter. Yeah.

But just don't treat her bad or wrong.

No way. No way.

I mean, she's my little poo-poo bear.

[ Chuckles ]

How old are you?

I just turned 48.

48? Yeah. Yeah.

[Bleep] Yeah, I had some work done.

Oh, yeah? Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Jessica: Dad, they -- they didn't have chicken sandwiches.

I'm gonna call them, because this is, like,

the third time that they have, like --

Oh, it's fine. No, no, it's okay.

Like, I could probably use a leak anyway.

Let me -- I forgot my drink.

Man: You want to send in the grandma?

Does anybody have eyes on Grandma?

What's that word? Not stop up the toilet?

What's that other word?

Clog up the toilet.

What's the word?

Clog. Clog.

Oh, yeah. Clog. Thank you.

Hello there.

Hello, but did you --

did you clog up my toilet?

Me? Yeah.

No.

[ Laughter ]

I'm gonna feel your face. Gonna feel your face, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Uh-huh.

You have the face of an angel

but the voice of a liar!

I bind you up in the name of Jesus.

Yeah. A liar. I'm not a liar.

Oh, my, it kills.

He's pissed.

Grandma!

This guy's an idiot.

Yeah. Come on. So sorry about that.

By the way, kid,

you're not getting the house when I kick off.

We're gonna talk about that with the lawyer, Grandma.

Oh, so sorry about that. She's --

Like I told you, any day now.

Any day now.

[ Laughter ]

-Hey, Jessica? -You're not getting that house!

What happened? I heard yelling, but he told me not to come out.

What happened?

Wait -- Wait. Hold on.

I'm so sorry about my grandma.

She still... Oh, no worries.

She still believes in, like, angels and all that.

"I'm into the dark arts, personally."

I'm, like, more into dark arts, uh...

"Ouija boards."

...Ouija boards.

I wouldn't call myself a warlock,

but other people have.

[ Laughter ]

More to the dark side?

I mean, it's interesting.

Thinking, like, maybe you could give my dad

some of the, like, dark-art books

that you gave me that I read... Oh, yeah.

...'cause my dad likes to read and stuff. No, thanks.

Oh, the pentagram? With the...?

No. No, thank you. That was really interesting.

Dad, you need to, like, have an open mind.

I'm not into that devil, dark [bleep]

Ouija boards and all that. You know that.

You don't even have to -- You don't have to attend

the meetings with us or anything, but if you --

You go to the meetings?

I mean, I've been to, like, a couple.

She's been to couple. What kind of meeting is it?

It's just a group of like-minded cultist --

Like satanic worshipers?

It's not even worship.

It's more -- we see it as a brotherhood.

Do the proposal.

I think he's about to leave. Do the proposal.

I wanted to do this a different way, you know,

but, like, clock is ticking.

Are you pregnant?

I mean, we don't know, but...

I -- Yeah.

You don't know? I don't know.

I-I don't think so.

Ray: Well, hey, babe, can you just come...

I hope I got it.

Yeah. No. Jessica: Wait. What?

I found this in my grandma's drawer, but, uh...

Wait. Are you serious?

Yeah, I'm totally serious, babe.

[ Laughs ] He's calling you. He's calling me.

Yes. It's -- This is -- I don't know. Wait up, wait up.

Hang tight, buddy. I'm trying, but I can't.

I'm just so shaky right here.

It's okay to be nervous. I'm nervous, too,

'cause I've only -- this is only the third time

I've done this.

[ Laughs ]

Only the third time you've done that?

The first two times did not work out.

"It's a blood diamond."

Oh, man. These are actually blood diamonds,

which, you know, in our church, is much more special.

Wait a minute. That's devil [bleep] Jess.

[ Laughter ]

Jessica, no! No! Babe...

No! No!

I want you to be my... No!

No!

Oh, man. These are actually blood diamonds,

which, you know, in our church, is much more special.

Wait a minute. That's devil [bleep] Jess.

[ Laughter ]

Jessica, no! No!

No! No!

I want you to be my... No!

...my wife. No!

[ Laughter ]

Yeah? I mean... Yes.

And I -- And I know it's -- I kind of sprung in on you.

We talked about it. Yeah? Oh.

Oh, man. Did you get any of it?

I didn't get any of it.

[ Laughter ]

Dad, can you take a picture of us?

Ray: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[ Laughter ]

Yeah. I don't appreciate that.

I think it's got a bad rap from movies.

I don't know, man. I don't understand this.

Jessica, you're going down the wrong road, man.

[ Laughter ]

Oh.

Call Joanne. Jessica: Let's just keep eating.

Yeah, let's just -- Like, this is why, you know, a lot of times...

Automated Voice: Calling Joanne.

Oh, no.

Look, Dad. Ray: I just -- I was like --

Dad!

Keep calling him "Dad." "Dad, come on."

Dad, I just want you to --

Dad, I want you to see how committed we are to each other.

Oh, we got a runner.

Jessica: Dad. Paul Sr.: She might have sold her soul

to the devil or something.

Dad.

Alright, Dad, I've made a pentagram of peace

here on the ground with these pine needles.

I don't receive that, in the name of Jesus.

La-la-la-la ha-ba-ba-ba-la.

Sha-la-la-la-la.

Dad, if I can just get a little bit of your blood.

Not even. My blood? You're crazy.

Ray: Yeah, just a little bit of your blood.

Dad, just give him a little bit of your [bleep] blood, Dad. No!

Alright, he's a runner.

Let me out. Let me out.

Eric: I'm gonna catch him.

Hey.

[ Laughter ] Yeeeeeeeeah!

[Bleep]

[ Laughter ]

[Bleep]

Dad!

[ Laughter ]

Man, this [bleep] [bleep]

[ Laughs ]

This is a prank? Yes!

That's frickin' Eric André from "Jackass."

Want to see the cameras? Come, come. I don't like --

I love God and Jesus.

No, no, no. I'm Catholic. I'm Catholic.

And we aren't getting married.

[ Laughter ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

And look who is with us tonight, y'all!

Alright. Come on up here!

Everybody, Jessica's father!

Please welcome

a spicy, little meatball,

Paul Zappia!

Yes! Oh, good to meet you.

Good to meet you.

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Laughing ]

Eric: Paul, this was the first time meeting

one of Jessica's boyfriends.

What did it feel like when you met Ray?

Horrible.

[ Laughter ]

You had a bad feeling about him? Yeah.

[ Laughter ]

How close did you come to actually putting hands on him?

If I could lift my leg three feet,

I would have kicked him down.

[ Laughter ]

Drop kick.

Yeah, I was like... I have sore -- I have sore feet.

If y'all didn't catch him after, like, he got off work --

If he would've had the day off,

Ray would have got touched. Like...

That's a good daddy. Can you teach my dad to love me?

[ Laughter, groaning ]

Good question.

Also, are you crying, Papa?

Yes. Are you okay?

He's warmed up.

Is it emotional? It's emotional!

Is it watching it back?

Did you at any point know that it was a prank,

or did -- you really thought you lost your baby to the devil?

No, I thought it was over. I lost her.

[ Laughter ]

Do you think you're gonna lighten up in the future

when it comes to meeting her boyfriends?

No.

[ Laughter ]

Gabourey: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Thanks for letting us do this to you,

and thank you for allowing us... Yes.

...to do this to your dad.

He'll never love you the same.

Alright, well, let's see how we met

our next hopeful prank-star.

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪

My name is Susanna Malak.

I'm from Los Angeles area,

and I want to prank my son, Nathen Valencia.

This kid, he always acts like he's the man of the house

and is not man of nothin'.

But he's a great kid.

I just want to scare the [bleep] out of him.

Oh, yeah. Hey! Hello.

Hello, hello, hello!

Well, so happy to have you.

What's your name, and what do you do for work?

So, my name is Susanna Malak,

and I work for the federal government.

It's going on 20 years next year.

You would never believe it. HR department.

I am very outspoken, and I am potty mouth.

Okay. Cool. And you're head of HR with a potty mouth?

Not head of HR. I work the front desk at HR.

But, yeah. Love the eyes.

Thank you. Are you hitting on us?

You see? Why not?

I'm trying to see what's behind. I want to see the body.

Eric, I think you need to stand up and give her a roundy round.

Alright. Come on. Come on, let me see.

You want to see what I'm working with? Green is money.

I want to make sure you got that money back there.

You see? There you go. Johnny: Oh.

Oh, my God. Wait, though, why are you here?

Like, is there a prank?

Well, why I'm here is, I want to prank my son.

My son's name is Nathen. He's 18.

I adopted my kid. He was --

I've had him since he was two.

He's just so nurtured. You know what I'm saying?

It's -- He's babied all the time.

I need him to man up.

You're 18 years old, and you're scared of clowns.

Oh! What? Same.

Are you for -- He's terrified of clowns.

Okay. A lot of people are scared of clowns.

Yeah, and think they're terrifying. I don't get it.

Does he ever prank you?

He does periodically, yes.

But he never -- he never gets me.

Yes, sir. What are your fears? What are your phobias?

My only phobia... Yeah.

...is rats. Rats.

Rats and mice. I don't know if it's the eyes,

the tails, or them just being disgusting. Yeah. Yeah.

What is your actual prank, though?

Like, what are we doing?

So, what are we doing? We're trying, you see --

Been here a long time.

No. [ Laughs ]

So, what I'm trying to do, it's either one of two things.

We can do it at a hotel,

or I think in a confined space would be better,

like in an elevator. Okay.

The elevator breaks down.

It starts flickering the lights.

Me and him are in there, and all of a sudden, a clown pops out.

Uh-huh. Do you get what I'm saying?

The old clown-elevator...

Correct. ...switcheroo.

Happens every time. Correct.

Either he's gonna try to fight the clown,

or he's gonna cry.

Yeah. Yeah, you're a really great mom.

I-I love my kid.

And with that, can we bring down the deliberation dome?

Gabourey: You'll be fine. You'll be fine.

You'll be fine. It's soundproof,

so don't even worry about this. It's toxic.

Johnny: Oh, man.

I think we have a lot to work with here, though.

I love her. Yeah, she's great.

She needs a spin-off. I just want to hang out with her.

Yeah. What do you think?

I don't know. The prank needs a little work.

Okay. I have some ideas.

Yeah. I mean, does her son really deserve this, though?

Like, he sounds like he's -- Well, that's part of the idea,

but, you know, maybe we get more information on him

and find out if he does deserve it.

Alright, can we lift the dome?

♪ Dud-dun-dun

♪ Dud-dun-dun

Gabourey: We've come to a decision.

Susanna, you little ball of energy,

we are gonna move forward with your prank.

We love you. Whoo!

We're gonna have a ball.

Yes. Thank you.

Y'all got them pretty, stunning eyes. Thank you. You too.

Don't go home and tell your significant others

that you just got hit on from a [bleep] Gabourey: Susanna.

You get what I'm saying?

[ Laughter ]

Hey, it happens all the time in my work. Hey, why not?

So... I would never use that word.

You're canceled.

Alright, Susanna, if you step back on the thing...

Okay. ...we'll be in touch.

We can't wait to get to your prank. Yes, I appreciate y'all.

Thank y'all.

Applause for y'all. Thanks.

That is the most inappropriate HR person I've ever met.

[ Laughter ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

Alright, let's meet my favorite

HR person in the world, Susanna.

[ Cheers and applause ]

The next one's Susanna...

Malak, Malak, Malak!

Hi!

[ Cheers and applause ]

What an angel.

[ Laughing ]

So... What's up?

Same ol', same ol'.

You fill our heart with love and joy.

You guys fill my heart with warmth, believe me.

You're my -- You're my little chicken nugget.

And a lot of other things.

[ Laughter ]

There she goes already!

HR master.

Alright. After agreeing to do Susanna's prank,

we decided it's pretty good for a reverse prank.

[ Laughter ]

So, she was once the prankster, and then she became the mark.

All bad.

Which means Nathen became the prankster.

Let's bring out my boy Nathen right now.

Please welcome the great prankster

Nathen!

[ Cheers and applause ]

You look great, buddy. Thank you.

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Eric: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

So, how excited were you to double-cross your mom?

Oh, man, I was excited. [ Laughs ]

'Cause you guys showed me this video.

She's like, "My man needs to son up."

I was like, okay.

[ Laughter ]

Okay.

I-I just gotta say,

this is one of the best pranks I've ever been involved with,

and I can't wait for you to see it.

So let's watch it. Yeah.

[ Cheers and applause ]

So, initially, our prankster, Susanna,

wanted to prank her son, Nathen,

because he is terrified of clowns

and, quote, "It's time to man up."

[ Laughs ]

[ Indistinct conversation ]

But she talked so much smack about her son

that we thought it was perfecto for the old double-cross prank.

Since Nathen still lives at home with his mom, Susanna,

we had to hire a private eye to track him down

to a bus stop next to his college,

and he was a little weirded out.

But Knate, a producer, and I talked to him

and got him on board to prank his mom.

Oh, yeah.

[ Laughter ]

Since Susanna thinks we're pranking Nathen

in a haunted hotel room with a bunch of clowns,

we spent the day before the official prank

shooting Nathen lounging around in a hotel room,

and Jimmy Kimmel suggested that we have a clown jump out

and scare Nathen.

And when he does, Nathen's going to

push that clown out a fourth-story window

to his demise.

And so his mom, who will be in the control room with me

watching everything,

she will think that her son

has just killed a clown.

This is the whole reason we're shooting the pre-tape,

because when you push a stunt man out the window,

he has to land in boxes.

He can't land on top of the control room in the RV

like we're gonna make Susanna think he does.

So, when Susanna comes to watch the prank

in the control room with me,

she'll be watching the pre-tape from the day before.

If we pull this off, I'm gonna be very excited.

Man: Everything rolls, guys, everything rolls.

Alright, here we go. Here we go.

Okay, here they are. Shh, shh, shh.

How you doing today? Pramode: I'm doing good.

Good evening to you.

Good. Johnny: He looks good.

Checking in for Malak.

[ Laughter ] Susanna: Yeah.

Alright, no problem.

Be good.

Okay. Have fun.

Pramode: Have a lovely night, ma'am.

"Boogie, boogie, boogie."

Is Pramode the cutest thing you've ever seen?

Man: Oh, here we go.

Here she comes, Knox.

Hey! Boogie, boogie.

Boogie, boogie, boogie.

Hello, Susanna. That's what'll scare him.

Here, sit down.

Johnny: He just got into the room,

and -- and he's probably Tic-Tac'ing or something.

Show her the...

Oh, that's -- that's a clown under the bed.

Wave to Susanna.

[ Laughter ]

He's under there right now, but we don't want him

to make make any noise. Yeah, too much noise.

I don't think he'll notice. Straight to the bed, huh?

And it could be -- Yeah, straight to the bed.

Shoes off. Straight to the bed.

He's had a tough day, Mom.

Susanna: Yeah, sitting at home, not doing jack [bleep]

[ Laughs ]

He's buzzing. Is he calling you?

Hey. Hello?

Yeah, I'm here. My room number is 453.

Who the hell is he calling?

Yes. Correct.

And hurry, 'cause my mom's gonna be here soon.

[ Laughs ]

He's -- What'd he say?

He said, "Hurry, 'cause my mom's gonna be here soon."

Oh, so he invited somebody.

I specifically told him, "Do not tell anybody to come."

Johnny: Oh!

Look, we should get you in makeup while we can.

Man: Should -- Should be real quick.

But -- But do not text him.

So now we're sending Susanna to get into full clown makeup

because we need our clown stuntman to get on top of the RV

without her hearing it, and because it's funny.

Tonight, it's going down. I am pranking my son.

He is terrified of clowns,

and he's been pissing me off lately,

so I'm hoping he really gets...

the [bleep] scared out of him.

First thing he does, he gets on the phone.

I don't know if he's calling his boo or thinking

he's gonna get some snooky going in today or something.

I don't know. [ Laughs ]

Johnny Knoxville is a hot mess.

I've been watching him for forever,

and just him being on "Jackass"...

She's not lying!

...is... Cheers.

...he's the prankster of the pranks.

Do you want me to take this shirt off?

I have a tank top under. No!

Mm! Mnh-mnh! Mnh-mnh!

I mean, it might be better.

I'm pranking my son, Nathen Valencia.

It's been a long time coming. He say he the man of the house.

Let's see who's the man of the house tonight.

She just keeps giving gold lines, you know?

Man: Each line is a setup for the next one.

In case you forgot that I deserve to be pranked,

"Suck on this."

Tonight, it's going down.

I'm scaring my son, Nathen Valencia, because what?

He's a bitch.

[ Laughter ]

Tonight, it's going down.

I'm scaring my son, Nathen Valencia, because what?

He's a bitch.

Let's see. Oh, my goodness!

You look great! Let's see.

You look great!

There we go. Oh, my goodness.

That's aw-- You're going to scare him so bad.

Well, I-I still don't know how it's gonna go down.

Like, am I supposed to go in the room?

Well, I'll show you. Or are we still figuring out?

We're going to, like -- In a few minutes,

we're going to blow a light in the room

to really scare him. Okay. Okay.

And then we're going to have this painting fall over there,

and there's gonna be blood behind it.

Oh [bleep]

It's really going to scare him. Yeah.

And we have Josh the clown under the bed,

and Josh is gonna jump out and go, "Wah!"

and scare him and chase him out into the hall.

Okay. And when he chases him out in the hall,

that hallway, it's gonna be filled out of every room,

clowns chasing him down the hallway...

Oh [bleep] Okay. ...into the elevator.

And they're gonna chase him downstairs,

and you're gonna be on the first floor... Okay.

...and you're gonna do the final "Wah!"...

Okay. ...to scare him.

So he's gonna be freaked out. Okay. Okay.

Josh, can you hear us?

Susanna: Yeah. Alright. You're doing great, Josh.

[ Whispering ] Be quiet, though.

I don't want him to hear you.

[ Susanna laughs ]

[ Normal voice ] You think he's doing homework and stuff?

Susanna: Hell no.

He's probably on porn or something like that.

[ Laughter ]

Let's hope not.

Let's blow the lamp.

[ Glass shatters ]

[ Laughter ]

He felt so safe.

[ Laughs ]

Oh, my God.

[ Laughter ]

Oh, my God.

"Oh, thank God. Now I'm gonna go rest again."

[ Laughter ]

Oh, my God. He's had a hard day, Mom.

Come on. Cut him some slack. Yeah.

Alright, let's do the picture.

[ Laughter ]

Oh, thank God it worked.

See the blood on the wall? Yeah.

[ Laughter ]

Oh. And he touched it!

Oh, it's blood!

And he wiped it on the pants.

[ Laughs ]

Oh, my God.

He looks a little spooked.

Oh, who is this? We got a bogie.

That's the girl! I thought we --

Oh [bleep]

That's the girl, isn't it?

Who is that?

I-I don't know. [ Stammers ]

I don't know. Maybe it's the person he called?

-Hey. -Oh, hey.

-Are you Nathen? -Yes.

She asked his name, though.

She just asked if his name is Nathen.

So who is this? Is this part of your guys? No.

-How's it going? -How are you?

I'm good.

Not bad. I'm just nervous.

Did he order a hooker?!

[ Laughter ]

Are you ready?

Man: We're going to have a problem.

No, no, no. We're not gonna have a [bleep] problem.

We have a clown under the bed. Right?

If it -- If it starts getting sideways,

we'll have the clown jump out.

That -- We'll just have to do things earlier, right?

Okay. Because we can't --

we can't have this, you know?

Yeah, yeah. I didn't even know this was -- We can't even show this.

Yeah. We can't show this.

Did he really, like, order a hooker?

Where'd he get the money from?

[ Laughter ]

-Just relax, okay? -Mm-hmm.

Gonna be real sweet to you.

Okay. We're gonna have a lot of fun, okay?

Alright. You got it?

Yeah. Okay?

Mm-hmm. [ Giggles ]

Well, you guys should go up now and just get it cut.

Shut it down.

Wait. Can we...? We gotta shut it down.

No, we're not -- we're not shutting it down.

Just -- She said she's going to freshen up, okay?

If she comes out of there naked...

Yeah, that's what -- Then we're shutting it down.

We're shutting it down.

We should do the clown scare,

and then we'll bounce her out of there.

I don't -- Yeah, she should have been bounced out.

I'm so sorry. I thought we had --

How did she get up? I don't know.

I'm sorry.

Cue the clown.

Hah! Hah!

Ugh!

Oh. Whoa. Woman: What?!

Hang on. Johnny: Oh [bleep]

She's up! She's up there!

Just doing a job.

-Oh! -Oh!

[ Thud ] Oh [bleep]

Damn it, Johnny!

What the [bleep] just happened?

I pushed him off.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What did you do?

Cut! Okay. Did he push him off?

No, that was the clown that hit that.

Man: Kill the cameras! Cut! Cut the -- Cut.

Kill the cameras! [Bleep]

Cut this off. Cut it!

Cut the feed.

Hah! Hah!

Ugh!

Oh. Whoa. Woman: What?!

Hang on. Johnny: Oh [bleep]

She's up! She's up there!

Just doing a job.

-Oh! -Oh!

[ Thud ] Oh [bleep]

Damn it, Johnny!

What the [bleep] just happened?

I pushed him off.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What did you do?

Cut! Okay. Did he push him off?

No, that was the clown that hit that.

Man: Kill the cameras! Cut! Cut the -- Cut.

Kill the cameras! [Bleep]

Cut this off. Cut it!

[ Woman sobbing ] Cut the feed.

Get the medic!

Cut the feed. Get somebody up there.

Get some--

-Go, go, go, go, go! -Go get Nathen. Go get Nathen.

Alex! Alex!

Is he okay? Kill the cameras, everybody.

G-Get the med-- Get somebody up there.

-Go, go, go. -Let me take these shoes off.

Somebody on top of the --

[ Laughter ]

Somebody, please, help!

You guys go head up. I'm -- I'm gonna...

I'm so sorry. I didn't -- This is, like...

No, no, it's -- It is what it is.

[ Whispering ] Come on, come on, come on.

Oh, my God.

I've never had anything like this happen to me.

And he's -- Yeah. [Bleep] happens.

[ Laughter ]

This way. This way.

[ Laughter ]

455.

This one.

What you need to understand --

If you cannot afford an attorney,

one will be provided.

Guys, we can't -- This is an active crime scene.

I'm sorry. This is her son.

It's my son.

Your son was the clown that he just threw out the window?

Your son is Mr. Giggles?

No, this is my son.

-This is your mother? -Yes, sir.

She's why you did it? Is this why you did it?

She -- I'm sorry. She was --

I'm sorry. Please -- Please back away.

Please back away. This is an active scene.

Officer -- Officer -- Officer.

My name's Johnny Knoxville. What did you do, Nathen?

And she wanted to prank her son. What's funny?!

And I'm trying to help her prank her son.

And then it -- it went sideways.

Let's -- Miss, where were you

when he threw Mr. Giggles out the window?

I-I just came out of the bathroom.

Nathen, who's -- I specifically --

Please, ma'am, this is a --

Johnny: Wait, let her talk! Let her talk, Officer. Let me talk to my son!

This is my son, correct?

I'm -- That's what I'm trying to ascertain.

Well, that's I'm telling you. This is my son.

I'm trying to ascertain this.

Where is this ho come from, bro?

I told you, don't bring anybody to the damn room! Johnny: Okay, step back.

Ma'am, you need to step back from the sus-- What's funny?!

Nothing's [bleep] funny, bro!

You need to step back. Maybe step back.

You need to step back. You need to step back from the suspect.

Now you're gonna go to jail!

Now you're gonna go to jail! For what?

Pushing a damn clown out the damn window!

So you admit that he pushed the clown out the window?

Yes! I seen the clown fall out the [bleep] window.

Okay. What is your name? What is your name?

My name is Susanna Malak.

That's not really -- What's your clown name?

Is someone gonna pay me?

Bitch, get the [bleep] out.

You ain't even supposed to be here, any--

-Ma'am, ma'am -- -Whoa, whoa, whoa.

-Give me this. Get out. -Whoa. We can't -- We can't --

Boo-hoo what?! You want to boo-hoo

because you were coming to get some [bleep] [bleep]

Go ahead. Kick you out.

What are you here for?!

Officer #1: Okay, okay, okay.

Do you know this kid is only 18?!

Officer #2: Ma'am, sit -- sit, please.

You look like you 40-something years old.

Officer #1: Okay, well, then we can't --

There's no reason to insult anyone.

Ma'am, ma'am -- Let me just say something. She's just trying to make a living.

Son, you better pray that that clown makes it, okay?

You better call your [bleep] grandmother,

because I'm not bailing you out, bro.

Please, ma'am. I'm not bailing you out.

Didn't you arrange all this?

Y-Yeah, I arranged because it was supposed to be

a damn...prank on a clown!

Look, I've got me dressed up like a damn idiot!

We wouldn't be here if she didn't want to prank her son.

And then that's what kind of led to all this.

So this is a joke? No, she's an accomplice.

She was trying to make a joke, and I was trying to help her.

Why don't you just shut up?

Ma'am, this is my partner.

That's -- You can't -- He's a policeman. He's a --

Officer #1: We should take her into custody.

Take me into custody.

I don't have a problem.

It don't bother me, no how, nowhere, or whatever.

My cuffs are in the car.

You don't need cuffs. I'll walk with you.

No, no, no. We're not -- We can't -- No.

If you're gonna arrest anyone...

arrest her, okay? Arrest me.

Officer #2: Ma'am, come over here, please.

Put your hands up behind your back.

[ Indistinct conversation ]

Where the hell did you come from?

Where'd you come from?

-Here, just a second. -911.

Sit down, please.

Ma'am, turn around, please. Stand up.

I'll slip right out of those. Come over here, please.

Come right over here. Officer #1: Sit down. Stay sitting down.

You stay sitting down.

This is just a joke to you? This is a joke?

This ain't no joke to me.

Yeah, it was supposed to be a joke,

and look what it is now. If this is a clown joke --

Wasting my damn time.

If this was a clown joke, you'd say --

Specifically told him. He's getting a damn hooker up in here.

Wait until you get home, bro!

I think they call them sex workers these days. Ma'am, you got really tiny --

Did he pay you yet? No. No one paid me.

Do you have money on you? I don't know what money he's gonna pay --

How much? How much? I'm not giving her no money! I didn't have sex with her!

$500. It's $500.

Oh, you better slide his card up in her rear end.

Officer #2: Ma'am, you have such tiny hands.

It's really tough to --

That's why I told you it was a waste.

You can just wait until we get -- you get home!

-Let me see her. -I think right here is good.

I think right here is good, actually.

Right here. Come -- You stand right here, ma'am.

You want me to sit or you want me to stand?!

Make up your mind. I need you to stand.

I need you to stand right here.

Turn this way. Johnny: What's your name? What's your name? Nathen?

It's Nathen.

Do you -- Do you have anything to say to your mother?

Oh, yeah. It's a prank!

[ Laughter ]

It's burnt out. All these [bleep]

He called a damn hooker! No! No, no, no, no!

...gone wrong. We filmed this last night.

What you were watching, we filmed that last night. Hey!

There's the clown. Wait, there's the clown.

You were good. I was worried.

That's the clown that went out the window.

Oh, you guys are full of [bleep]

My heart's beating. I wouldn't have bailed you out!

Oh, my God. That was amazing! Sorry for calling you a ho, but --

I'm only 37. Okay. Sorry.

[ Laughter ]

I'm dead. Okay, Nathen. Johnny: Oh.

You keep playing, donkey. Keep playing.

Y-You said you wanted him to become a man,

and I think tonight he became a man. Okay, well, yeah.

He was gonna become a real man after she got --

he got done with her.

But prank's on me.

[ Laughter ]

Oh, my God That was amazing!

Man: Yeah.

I hate y'all.

Hold it tight. Don't let it down.

I hate y'all.

You don't know how much I wanted to lay hands on that boy.

Man: He's got a little present for you.

[ Screaming ]

[Bleep]

You know my phobia!

I didn't -- I told him not to do that. Okay.

You gotta give him credit. Wow, that's good.

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Laughing ] That was [bleep] great.

That was really great. Johnny: Oh.

Susanna, you seemed to be more upset

about the escort than -- than that he killed a clown.

Susanna: It caught me off guard.

I hate when I tell my kid to do something,

and he goes opposite of what I tell him.

"Son, don't [bleep] a prostitute tonight."

Yes, correct.

[ Laughs ]

Oh, my goodness.

Oh!

I mean, how -- how did you feel

when Nathen told you it was a prank,

it was a double-cross?

I was filled with all types of emotions.

I didn't -- I didn't know, but I was more as a relief,

'cause I was like, "Okay, now we're not going to jail.

I'm not losing my job." You know?

[ Laughs ]

He doesn't have to call Grandma to bail him out, but yeah.

How was it around the house, Nathen, leading up to the prank?

Oh, I'm giving her, like, little clues.

I was like, "You know karma's gonna get you, right?"

She's like, "Oh, yeah, you know, karma's a real thing."

Like -- I'm like, "Yeah, it's really --

It's a real thing. It's really bad."

He did tell me -- He looked me dead in the eye

before we left out the door,

and he was like, "Karma's a" --

the "B" word -- and I was like --

Oh, now she edits herself. Gabourey: Oh, now, here, we got it.

One time in her whole life.

"B" word.

Is Nathen now the man of the house?

Hell no.

Oh! Still you? Got it.

He's a great kid.

I never tell him I love him, but he knows I love him.

Aw, sweet.

That touched my heart. Gotcha.

Oh, my God, Nathen, we're super proud of you.

Susanna, we hope that you realize... Me too.

...what a great kid you got, and I believe you do.

And give him a little break sometimes.

I will.

[ Laughter ]

Good night, everybody. Thank you.

Thank you. [ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪

That was fabulous. That was great.

I appreciate y'all. That was fabulous.

Did it come out how you wanted it?

Nathen: Yeah.

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I want to prank my good friend Jahreya.

She's really deep into spirituality.

You're like this portal for spirits.

[ Laughing ]

I'm going to hell anyway,

so I would love to prank your friend, Angel.

I want to prank my grandmother.

I love pranking the elderly.

Give them one last kick before they...

I am the bloody director here!

[ Laughter ]

Director: "I have a sexy secret."

Oh, I hope to die for that body.

♪♪

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