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I can't believe it our first night in

our new home it's so exciting I still

can't get over the price this beautiful

house beautiful neighborhood it was all

so cheap

you're just a financial wizard maybe

you're right

we're gonna have the best marriage ever

I love you I love you

all our first doorbell Oh Andrew could

be no honey I'll find no I'll get it

I'll get it

okay we'll get it

Frank Lanoue it my wife Agnes how the

hell are you we're your new neighbors

that's right since we just live right

next door we thought we'd just say

welcome with this cheese ball that I

whipped up you brought that damn cheese

ball with you no long that damn pager

sitting up in the attic it's probably

good hair growing out of it I gave that

cheese ball to the people who moved in

this house last month guess what I meant

it up fresh noticed when you made up

fresh

what the hell's our difference anything

you make taste like damn dog food don't

you start on me Frank manure don't start

on me you've stirred on me don't you

start on me

Oh would you like to come in where

Debbie weird ass thank you

we're too damn dark in here we're like

what you doing with this place really

fixed it up looks good oh well long I

guess we should introduce ourselves this

is my husband bought that damn hairnet

did you

I thought I told you not to leave the

house with that damn thing on your head

now what the hell can depression you

think you're gonna making our new

neighbors that damn thing anything give

me a DI damn bug do you look at that

thing on your head you have any idea at

all

I told you I need my hairnet to keep the

hair off my cheeseball I won't cut the

screen what time I get to 3 I want a

damn thing up here 1 2 3

I ain't taking it off my head I'm coming

forward now I'm coming forward

look like a damn Braddock guy to deliver

just thing on your head

get me back a hairnet Frank manure don't

put the thing back in your head I'll bet

you're thinking that it took me all day

to make this cheese ball but it's really

a very simple recipe all you need to do

is get any kind of artificial cheese

product now some people insist on using

real cheese

but I find that it gets between your

toes when you're mushing it up and then

you just add the nuts and anything else

from would you shut the hell up about

that damn cheese ball so he can do his

Jack about that damn cheese ball 24

hours a day I'm trying to tell her how

to make a cheese ball in case she ever

wants to make one for her husband nobody

cares what the hell you putting that

damn rat box and maybe the board a hill

for the Hilton I'd care shut the hell up

tell me to shut up you shut the hell up

Louie stop talking about that damn

cheese ball once we walked in the damn

door so you've been saying I made it

cheaper

I made a cheese ball cheese ball you're

just jealous

listen I really think you happy now you

happen now if you're a damn rap all

right now new neighbors face you just

ride right up you got bad thing right in

his face

what the hell cam impression you think

you're gonna make get him from that damn

rap on his face like that

doing the best I can

you've never done like that to me before

it's those people that honey I'm really

sorry these people are making me nuts

and that what I was doing I'm sorry

honey excuse me

I know this may be none of my business

but I think it's gonna have a happy

marriage I don't believe it anyways

laughs see what you remember

that's right

we understand you won't be alone to

fight with your wife we understand that

perfectly I mean we're always knows when

he's in no way come dear

I think we're interrupting a family

squabble well we'll have to do this

again sometime

say what are you folks doing tomorrow

night

here we just curse there later I know

you folks gonna be alone too fat right

now you just remember you ever need

nothing we're just five feet away it's

all your just five feet away

it's build real nice meeting you folks

don't forget I'll do a cheese ball

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