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can I help you I'm sorry my train was

late what time he's supposed to be here

9 o'clock I know one my office now

I'm really sorry about being late sir

the UH this is the third time this year

that you have not been here when you're

supposed to it was only a minute I

didn't get to drive a Bentley

convertible by having a piss-poor

attitude which is what you have a

piss-poor attitude again I'm very sorry

about being late

are you dead for me the squeaky wheel

gets the grease

you know what that means yes I do I

don't think you do know I I do I know

what it means what does it mean means

the you know the wheel that's sweet it

means is that your job is hanging by a

thread just please do not fire me at

this time I'll finish with you in a man

what I thought I told you I needed that

report by ones then I don't care I don't

give me a letter to speak when spoken to

just answer my question what day is it

what day is today

yes it's Wednesday you know Leonard

Leonard turned in his report and when it

has muscular dystrophy have you ever

seen him prototype

you will get that report to me today

even if you have to bring it to my house

at midnight get it to me okay yeah where

were we oh yeah we're discussing your

future at this company okay just give me

one reason why I shouldn't fire you you

have a piss-poor attitude you can't get

to work on time

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sorry what why did you do that I don't

know I just had a feeling and I went

with it

God your wife is ugly I mean your wife

is really just hmm I know how you do it

viagra is that what you miss you're

fired

I quit get out of this office okay get

me security up here right away

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I hate you

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