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He's a huge,
awesome robot.
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All he'd have to do is yank
on the warp engine nacelles.
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Okay, that's like saying
a dude could fight a boat!
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Guys, just...
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Can't we do this
in a girl-free zone?
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So, how was your date
last night?
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Ah! Amazing.
Kurt is so McYummy.
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We went out for dinner,
and then we went
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to go see Super Dead IV.
It was... perfect.
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Do you mean
regular date perfect,
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- or vampire date perfect?
- You know I don't bite and tell.
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He's a robot in disguise!
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He'd just show up
as a harmless truck.
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In space?!
[Rory sighing]
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- Hey coach.
- What do you do, coach?
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Say goodbye, boys.
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Time to put this old
relic into storage.
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But isn't that, like, the only
trophy this school has ever won?
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Yes, but it, uh,
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it sends the wrong message,
you know?
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Winning isn't everything.
Yeah, sure,
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our teams come last
in points, but,
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oh, boy, we come first in so
many other important areas.
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Yeah, like...
point... avoiding?
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That is one
sad trophy case.
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- Here, can you hold that for a second?
- Yeah, sure.
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Oh!
Nerd alert!
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Get a haircut, Bevo.
What'd you do that for?
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Wait, you can see me,
mop top?
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Yeah. I... I guess.
Who are you?
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Uh, well,
I am a winner, kid.
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That's probably why
you don't recognize me.
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I was the best coach
this school ever had,
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right before it was overrun
by nerds, like you nerds.
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Who are you calling nerds?
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Why don't you transform
and roll out, dumblebee?
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Y... you're
a warp ten butthead!
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Okay, point taken.
So... what do you want?
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First I'd like to thank you for letting
me out of that there trophy. Feels great
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to be free after 30 years!
Now I can finally do things like this.
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Ah!
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[Laughing]
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Space theme, huh?
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I would have guessed Spiderman.
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♪ She's the girl next door. ♪
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♪ Nice but not in a heart ♪♪ that's pure. ♪
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♪ She's the girl next door. ♪
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♪ Just for me. ♪
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♪ What you get is ♪♪ what you see. ♪
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♪ No more ♪♪ "Maybe it's Maybelline" ♪
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♪ She can give you everything ♪♪ you need. ♪
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♪ She's the girl next door. ♪
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♪ Nice but not in a heart ♪♪ that's pure. ♪
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♪ She's the girl next door. ♪
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♪ Just for me. ♪
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Sync & corrections by Alice
www.addic7ed.com
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Ah. Here he is.
Coach Ed.
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Says he was the gym teacher
30 years ago.
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He's ancient.
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Is he here right now?
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Well...
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Nice sandwich, halter-top.
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I'll... take that
as a yes.
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Jerk!
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Yep.
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There must be some way to stop
him or get him to move on.
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Fat chance.
I ain't going anywhere.
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He jammed you in good!
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I may have to dislocate
one of your shoulders
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- to get you out. Is that okay?
- No!
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[Ethan groaning]
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Come on, Benny. Aren't there
any spells to get rid of ghosts?
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Nice try. My curse is
ten times stronger
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than any little weenie magic show.
You may as well just give up now.
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What is your deal?
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Is this all
about that dumb trophy?
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[Echoing voice]: That trophy
is not dumb!
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That trophy represents
this school's finest hour!
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- This school's only fine hour!
- Okay, fine!
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If I get it back in the case,
will you leave me alone?
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The only way I'm moving on
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is if you bring me
a shiny new trophy.
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Ha! Me?
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Win a trophy?
For sports?
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No way.
Not in a million years.
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A million years?
Pssh! I can do that.
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Bang.
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[Laughing]
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Some things just
never get old.
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Congrats
on keeping your pants on.
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Yeah. About that...
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I have this ghost gym coach
after me.
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He lives to humiliate nerds.
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Oh, no.
Nerds being humiliated?
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In high school?
Oh, my goodness.
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Didn't you hear me?
This is a ghost—an evil spirit.
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I heard, but it's a ghost.
I can't punch, kick, or bite it.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm busy.
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Oh, okay, well,
I just thought—
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[Ed]: That girl's way
out of your league.
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Now him, on the other hand,
that's more her speed.
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[Ethan]: I can't believe it.
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What would anyone
see in that guy?
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Besides that, I mean.
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[Whistling]
Kurt "The Hurt" Lochner.
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Conway Collegiate's three-time
city wrestling champ.
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See, now that guy is
a guy's guy.
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If I was coaching you,
I'd turn you into him.
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Or at least into, uh,
less of you.
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Forget it, okay?
I can't help you.
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[Typing]
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So tell me something.
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What exactly is this inner tube,
uh, web, uh, net?
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It's a bunch of tubes, right?
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It's a global network
of computers and data servers.
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It can take you anywhere in the world
to find any information you want.
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Mmm. We had something
like that back in my day.
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We called it "shoes".
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They'd take you places
to speak to people face to face.
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But enough of this.
You wanna win me a trophy or not?
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Hey, Benny.
Any luck?
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Oh, yeah.
Here, take this.
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We are gonna get the first ever
ghost-splosion captured on camera.
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Where is he?
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Uh, he's right there.
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Galga deselphador...zek recantor...
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Cut it out, Sugar McVersey.
I'm warning you.
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...zoolin maphrak!
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[Ed growling]
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So you wanna play hardball,
huh, boy?
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No! Just stop!
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That is so not cool,
ghost dude!
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These are mint in-box!
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I'm sorry, man.
I really thought it would work.
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Maybe you should just give
this psycho what he wants.
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Haircut here makes a lot
of sense.
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No. Forget it.
It's not gonna happen.
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Uh, bye, ghost guy.
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Nothing personal about the whole
gala deselphador thing, right?
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Be seeing you.
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[Door closing]
[Sighing]
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So, honey,
how was school?
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Uh, learning, books,
you know. Lunch...
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[Ed]: Here we go.
Oh, oh, my bad.
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This chicken's just...
too good to eat.
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Just... just relax.
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Relax. It's all...
it's all part of puberty.
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Don't even think about it!
Let go!
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[Mom]: Oh!
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[Ethan]: Sorry...
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Ah! Ugh...
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Nice. If only your school had a
face-plant team, you'd be a trophy magnet.
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By the way, your nerd box has been
beeping for the last six minutes.
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It's an email
from Sarah.
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"Are you free Saturday night?
Keep it open."
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What's that about?
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What do you mean, what's that
about? That's a date, boy!
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Makes no sense to me either, but it says
it right there on the inner tube web net.
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Date? Really?
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Yep, that's a date.
Just you and her.
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And me.
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You stay
away from Sarah!
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And...
quit bugging me!
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I've been teased by jocks
since grade one,
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so I don't care how many wedgies
or chicken legs you use.
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If you're such a famous coach, you should
be able to tell when you're gonna lose.
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[Echoing voice]: Lose?
Me?
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Never.
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I play to win.
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[Normal voice]: One of the winning techniques
I utilize is that of visualization.
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Let us visualize your future,
shall we?
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It's ten years later, shortcake,
and guess what?
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You're still living at home.
How impressive is that?
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Let me tell you: not very.
But, hey,
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at least you got a job.
Check out your new uniform.
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I work
at McFingers?
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Hey, who else is gonna hire
you after you got kicked out
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of college for filling your prof's
convertible with doggy doo? Of course,
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you didn't do that. I did, but, heh,
it really doesn't matter now, does it?
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Make sure you clean the grease
trap tomorrow, son.
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[Future Ethan]: Get off
my back, old man!
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- Dad works at McFingers too?
- [Ed]: Yep.
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Ever since he got fired
for insurance fraud.
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I accidentally set your house
on fire.
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- What?!
- Yeah.
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Mom too?
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Dinner's here.
I got your favourite.
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[Coughing]
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Sausage fingers.
And for dessert...
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...iced cream fingers!
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Let's roll out!
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[Coughing]
[Snoring]
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You put Benny
in a wheelchair?!
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Me? No, no, he's the one
who bought that turbo unicycle.
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All I did was cut
the brake line.
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You're seeing it now,
ain't ya?
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You're gonna ruin your life,
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and theirs.
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No! I don't believe it.
It's a lie!
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[Sarah]: Hey. We're...
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...off on a romantic wrestling
tour of France.
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Could you ask Ethan
to mansion-sit for us again?
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[Kurt]: Make sure he waters my plants.
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Come on, baby.
Let's go.
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Sarah...
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...marries Kurt?
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And his abs.
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Okay, you win.
I'll win your stupid trophy!
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For wrestling.
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- I'm gonna beat Kurt "The Hurt"
Lochner. - Whoa, kid.
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I'm just trying to put you
on a podium, not in a coffin.
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But I like your gusto.
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Tonight, you rest.
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Tomorrow, we wrestle!
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Hey, Mr. G? Could I be
on the wrestling team?
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Oh, sure you can.
I mean, if you believe you can.
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Here, why don't you go ahead
and fill that out right there.
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So, uh, this means I can wrestle
Kurt "The Hurt" Lochner, right?
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Oh, I'm afraid so.
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Uh, if you could just make sure
to fill out
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the emergency contact and the blood
type part of the form there.
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- Yeah.
- Blood type...
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[Erica]: What...
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...do you think
you're doing?
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Uh...
I was... just—.
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I know.
You were spying on him.
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You think I turned him,
don't you?
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Trust issues, much?
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- Some friend!
- I was just—.
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- Meh!
- Erica!
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[Sighing]
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Hey.
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Ooh! Very nice.
Thank you.
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[Benny]: I kept watching, and
there they were— talking,
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laughing, very, very close.
Intimate, even.
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In fact, one might even say
they were... knoodling.
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I can barely tell
what I'm looking at.
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- You're a pretty crummy artist.
- What?
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Videos won't work with vampires,
so I did my best.
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Ugh!
That's it.
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I'm gonna teach that pretty boy
a lesson.
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I'll be a wrestling...
machine!
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The Wrestle Max Mark Five!
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00:12:45,617 --> 00:12:47,718
[Grunting]
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Ugh!
[Panting]
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00:12:52,857 --> 00:12:54,859
Oh, what, you just gonna
let gravity own you like that?
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Keep pushing, boy!
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00:12:58,596 --> 00:13:00,697
[Sighing]
Go away.
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00:13:02,634 --> 00:13:04,701
Oh! Ah!
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In the spirit
of non-competition,
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I pledge to be a non-partisan
referee for tonight's match,
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so, uh... well,
may every man win, or, uh...
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00:13:22,590 --> 00:13:24,524
...at least survive.
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Representing Conway Collegiate,
we have Kurt "The Hurt" Lochner.
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[Applause and cheering]
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- Yeah! Conway! Woo!
- Okay, all right,
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and representing
White Chapel High, we—.
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Wait.
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From a land of fear
and nightmares
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comes a warrior
born to destroy.
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00:13:46,646 --> 00:13:50,749
He speaks only violence.
He knows only hatred.
262
00:13:50,784 --> 00:13:54,619
His headlock is a crime
against humanity!
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00:13:54,654 --> 00:13:56,555
Behold...
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...the Ethanatorrrrr!!
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00:14:01,861 --> 00:14:03,795
[Booing]
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00:14:08,734 --> 00:14:10,701
Okay, guys,
if we can get you to...
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00:14:10,736 --> 00:14:14,438
...to shake hands here,
that'd be nice.
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00:14:14,472 --> 00:14:15,672
[Crunching]
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00:14:15,707 --> 00:14:18,575
Do your catchphrase!
Do it!
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00:14:18,610 --> 00:14:22,612
Prepare to be Ethanized!
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00:14:25,583 --> 00:14:27,650
You're not gonna like
these apples.
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00:14:27,685 --> 00:14:29,486
[Cheering]
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00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:31,455
Even his catchphrase is
better!
274
00:14:31,489 --> 00:14:35,560
Here's my pep talk,
sunshine: win that trophy.
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00:14:35,594 --> 00:14:36,828
Or else!
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00:14:39,565 --> 00:14:40,799
[Whistle blown]
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00:14:40,834 --> 00:14:43,869
All right, Kurt,
get ready to—
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00:14:45,839 --> 00:14:47,706
Woo!
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00:14:47,740 --> 00:14:50,542
Ah...
This won't end well.
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00:14:50,577 --> 00:14:52,878
- Let's go, baby! Woo! Woo!
- [Benny]: I hope not.
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00:14:55,615 --> 00:14:58,683
Say cheese!
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00:15:22,710 --> 00:15:23,811
[Ethan groaning]
There's your friend.
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00:15:23,846 --> 00:15:27,447
I'll See you
in round two, dork.
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00:15:27,481 --> 00:15:30,550
[Ethan groaning]
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00:15:30,584 --> 00:15:32,485
Take a seat, dude.
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00:15:32,519 --> 00:15:33,719
You survived a whole round
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00:15:33,754 --> 00:15:36,589
without him breaking your spine
in half. Nice!
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00:15:36,624 --> 00:15:40,793
Sorry, dude, but for a guy in agony,
you make some hilarious faces.
289
00:15:40,827 --> 00:15:44,463
Ethan, are you insane?!
You don't know what you're up against.
290
00:15:44,498 --> 00:15:47,600
- This guy is unstoppable.
- I guess that's why you like him.
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00:15:47,634 --> 00:15:49,735
What? I don't like him.
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00:15:49,770 --> 00:15:52,839
Come on. I saw you
watching him, talking,
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00:15:52,874 --> 00:15:55,676
- laughing, knoodling.
- Mad knoodling.
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00:15:55,711 --> 00:15:57,745
Noodle what?
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00:15:58,280 --> 00:15:59,814
Look, I thought
Erica turned him
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00:15:59,848 --> 00:16:02,583
into a vampire,
so I was watching him.
297
00:16:02,618 --> 00:16:04,719
I even checked his neck
for bit marks—
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00:16:04,753 --> 00:16:07,589
which was hard
since he's so ticklish—
299
00:16:07,623 --> 00:16:09,591
but I do not like him.
300
00:16:09,626 --> 00:16:12,627
You can't win by points
anymore.
301
00:16:12,662 --> 00:16:17,633
- You're gonna have to pin him to win.
- I have to pin him? Impossible.
302
00:16:17,668 --> 00:16:19,535
How about some magic?
303
00:16:19,569 --> 00:16:22,438
Let's see how well he wrestles
with worms in his ears, huh?
304
00:16:22,473 --> 00:16:25,642
No magic. You got to beat him fair
and square or the deal's off.
305
00:16:26,676 --> 00:16:28,545
No magic.
We can't cheat.
306
00:16:28,579 --> 00:16:30,681
Then think
of something.
307
00:16:30,715 --> 00:16:34,819
Everybody has a weakness, right?
Just find it and exploit it.
308
00:16:35,853 --> 00:16:36,787
[Ethan]: Ah!
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00:16:36,821 --> 00:16:40,824
Maybe you need
a little heart.
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00:16:46,665 --> 00:16:48,666
[Groaning weakly]
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00:16:51,737 --> 00:16:56,508
Just please stop.
Leave me alone.
312
00:16:56,542 --> 00:17:00,512
Looks like he's practicing new
ways to beg for mercy. Smart!
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00:17:00,546 --> 00:17:03,716
It's no use.
I can't win.
314
00:17:03,750 --> 00:17:06,519
I've never won a fight.
Ever.
315
00:17:06,553 --> 00:17:10,456
False. Remember that time
in grade two when I took
316
00:17:10,491 --> 00:17:14,560
your Pokemon lunchbox?
You whipped me good. I almost cried.
317
00:17:14,595 --> 00:17:16,796
Grade two...
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00:17:16,830 --> 00:17:18,798
That gives me an idea.
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00:17:18,833 --> 00:17:21,601
Thanks, Benny.
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00:17:21,636 --> 00:17:22,836
[Whistle blown]
321
00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:27,708
Come on! Come on!
322
00:17:32,581 --> 00:17:34,782
Let go of me.
Dude, are you...
323
00:17:34,817 --> 00:17:37,785
...are you hugging me?
324
00:17:37,820 --> 00:17:39,721
I'm wrestling old school.
325
00:17:39,755 --> 00:17:41,689
Oakwood Elementary,
to be exact.
326
00:17:41,724 --> 00:17:45,694
The snuggy bear hug! He's got
it locked on. There's no escape!
327
00:17:45,728 --> 00:17:48,530
Hugging is not cool.
Let go!
328
00:17:48,564 --> 00:17:51,733
Fine. Time to go
for the jugular.
329
00:17:51,768 --> 00:17:53,601
[Grunting]
330
00:17:53,636 --> 00:17:55,636
And somebody told me
you were ticklish.
331
00:17:55,671 --> 00:17:59,740
[Kurt laughing] Stop tickling me!
[Kurt]: Stop! Stop!
332
00:17:59,774 --> 00:18:03,544
Stop! I really can't
break your hugs.
333
00:18:03,578 --> 00:18:06,546
[Laughing]
[Whistle blown]
334
00:18:06,581 --> 00:18:08,749
He who laughs last, loses!
335
00:18:12,487 --> 00:18:15,523
[Cheering]
336
00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:19,761
I did it...
337
00:18:19,795 --> 00:18:23,465
I did it! It's curtain for
Kurt "The Hurt" Lochner!
338
00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:24,767
Well done, Ethan.
339
00:18:24,801 --> 00:18:28,704
But remember, it's not
about winning, right?
340
00:18:28,739 --> 00:18:31,441
Woo! Yeah!
341
00:18:31,475 --> 00:18:34,577
- Yeah!
- Way to go, bro!
342
00:18:34,611 --> 00:18:38,448
What?? That's it?! No, no, no.
You got to be kidding.
343
00:18:38,482 --> 00:18:39,615
Oh, yeah.
344
00:18:39,650 --> 00:18:42,518
I won the trophy.
Time to move on, Coach.
345
00:18:42,553 --> 00:18:43,686
A deal's a deal.
346
00:18:43,721 --> 00:18:46,757
Bear hugs? Tickling?
Come on!
347
00:18:46,791 --> 00:18:48,759
You took this for a joke,
spice cake,
348
00:18:48,793 --> 00:18:50,795
so you can forget it.
The deal's off!
349
00:18:50,829 --> 00:18:54,565
I'm gonna be on you
until the end of time.
350
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:56,801
- He's backing out of our deal.
- What?
351
00:18:56,835 --> 00:19:01,673
He can't. A supernatural pact
is binding in all dimensions!
352
00:19:01,707 --> 00:19:04,609
Tough tortillas!
I ain't goin' anywhere.
353
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:08,480
And you nerds can't make me.
354
00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:10,616
Oh, crud...
355
00:19:09,283 --> 00:18:12,453
Our new...
champion!
356
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,751
But maybe those nerds can.
357
00:19:12,786 --> 00:19:14,686
[Ethan]: What? What is it?
358
00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:17,723
I've crossed a lot
of nerd souls in my day.
359
00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:21,727
And I suppose
those souls had to go somewhere.
360
00:19:21,762 --> 00:19:23,529
Well, behold.
361
00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:26,500
The Locker
of the Damned.
362
00:19:31,705 --> 00:19:33,841
[Ed groaning] But I just
had that pudding bath!
363
00:19:37,547 --> 00:19:40,849
[Yelling]
364
00:19:48,524 --> 00:19:49,559
[Kurt]: Hey,
you know what?
365
00:19:49,593 --> 00:19:53,629
I will not be beaten by a geek!
[Grunting]
366
00:19:57,533 --> 00:20:00,468
Update...
367
00:20:00,503 --> 00:20:02,838
You got beaten by a geek
AND a girl.
368
00:20:02,872 --> 00:20:05,774
Go get yourself
a new shirt.
369
00:20:05,808 --> 00:20:10,645
Thanks, but...
I could have taken him.
370
00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:14,716
So, uh...
about Saturday night...
371
00:20:14,751 --> 00:20:17,619
Oh, that. I thought
if Kurt was a vampire,
372
00:20:17,653 --> 00:20:20,721
I'd need backup to take him
down, but we're all good now.
373
00:20:20,756 --> 00:20:23,491
Right. Yeah. Good.
374
00:20:23,525 --> 00:20:27,662
Good... I thought
it was something like that.
375
00:20:27,697 --> 00:20:29,831
But... if we're not
catching vampires, maybe...
376
00:20:30,865 --> 00:20:32,767
...we could go catch
a movie?
377
00:20:32,801 --> 00:20:36,805
Yeah, cool. Should have the feeling
back in my fingertips by then.
378
00:20:42,060 --> 00:20:48,834
[Screaming]
[Chopping]
379
00:20:48,868 --> 00:20:53,939
You gotta admit,
watching Skull Stealers III
380
00:20:53,973 --> 00:20:57,008
beats having to shake and
stake a vamp any day.
381
00:20:57,043 --> 00:20:57,876
Just slightly.
382
00:20:57,911 --> 00:21:00,880
[Cell phone ring tone]
383
00:21:00,914 --> 00:21:03,016
Oh, hey,
hold on a sec.
384
00:21:03,050 --> 00:21:05,786
Hey, Erica.
Thanks for calling back.
385
00:21:05,820 --> 00:21:07,854
I'm really sorry
for not trusting you earlier.
386
00:21:07,889 --> 00:21:10,124
- I feel awful.
- All is forgiven.
387
00:21:10,158 --> 00:21:12,827
Best friends forever,
remember?
388
00:21:12,861 --> 00:21:20,067
Now, I hate to dial and dash, but date
number two is currently in progress.
389
00:21:21,101 --> 00:21:22,069
Lates.
390
00:21:24,939 --> 00:21:27,874
Now, what's that, uh,
391
00:21:27,908 --> 00:21:30,009
surprise you wanted
to show me, huh?
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00:21:34,127 --> 00:21:43,864
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