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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:46,982 --> 00:01:49,066 - Fuck! - Pen! 2 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:57,909 Come on! 3 00:02:06,043 --> 00:02:07,251 Oh, yeah! 4 00:02:38,617 --> 00:02:40,201 Come on, then, lads! 5 00:03:37,968 --> 00:03:40,094 You all right? My name's Gary Titchfield, 6 00:03:40,178 --> 00:03:43,180 but everyone's always called me "Tits". 7 00:03:43,265 --> 00:03:45,933 It's not the best nickname in the world, but, you know, it's mine. 8 00:03:46,018 --> 00:03:48,394 I like to think I make it work for me. 9 00:03:48,478 --> 00:03:50,980 The kid next to me is me best mate, Dodge. 10 00:03:51,648 --> 00:03:53,858 And the rest of the lads are me group. 11 00:03:53,942 --> 00:03:55,526 We was a gang before we were a band, 12 00:03:55,611 --> 00:03:57,820 and we were a band before we picked up any instruments. 13 00:03:57,905 --> 00:03:59,196 Know what I mean? 14 00:03:59,281 --> 00:04:02,450 We were Shadow Caster, and this is our story. 15 00:04:02,534 --> 00:04:03,576 Top one! 16 00:04:40,030 --> 00:04:42,782 Friday, the 25th of May, 1990. 17 00:04:43,408 --> 00:04:48,287 Two days before Ian Brown, John Squire, Alan "Reni" Wren, and Gary "Mani" Mounfield 18 00:04:48,372 --> 00:04:52,541 would define an era on the chemical banks of the dirty Mersey. 19 00:04:52,751 --> 00:04:55,378 To us, The Stone Roses were the most important band 20 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:57,588 on the face of the planet. 21 00:04:58,715 --> 00:05:00,549 Will you use the fucking stairs! 22 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:02,969 Get a fucking house. Put some clothes on, you're already late. 23 00:05:03,387 --> 00:05:05,763 Right, right. I'm on it, I'm on it. Fuck! 24 00:05:06,932 --> 00:05:09,308 We already knew that Spike Island was going to be 25 00:05:09,393 --> 00:05:12,812 the most important gig in the history of the world. 26 00:05:19,903 --> 00:05:22,905 Oi! Stop playing with yourself! 27 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:27,910 You need to copy that shit out. 28 00:05:29,246 --> 00:05:30,246 What is it? 29 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:32,581 Chemistry, mate. Double important. 30 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:35,251 Come on, then. We're gonna be late. 31 00:05:37,963 --> 00:05:41,298 The Stone Roses smacked me in the dial like a fucking prize fighter. 32 00:05:41,425 --> 00:05:42,466 And even though they looked like 33 00:05:42,592 --> 00:05:45,469 they could have come right off our estate, the Red Bricks, 34 00:05:45,595 --> 00:05:48,681 there was just something different about them. 35 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:53,477 I mean, they were just like everyone else, except fucking cooler. 36 00:05:54,521 --> 00:05:59,191 We walked like 'em, we talked like 'em, we felt like 'em, and we thought like 'em. 37 00:05:59,276 --> 00:06:01,610 They had double top hair and we wanted to be 'em. 38 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:06,532 Wanted 'em to lift us out of the shit and the grime and take us to their planet. 39 00:06:06,616 --> 00:06:09,368 No one say fuck-all. Stay cool. 40 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:26,927 Fuck! 41 00:06:27,012 --> 00:06:29,513 So, what is Manchester? 42 00:06:30,307 --> 00:06:34,477 J B Priestley said that "Manchester is the home of living causes" 43 00:06:34,561 --> 00:06:39,648 and "What Manchester thinks today, England thinks tomorrow." 44 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:43,694 Mind-blowingly brilliant observations, I'm sure you'll all agree. 45 00:06:44,321 --> 00:06:49,575 However, clearly nowhere near as fascinating as what's going on outside the window. 46 00:06:53,038 --> 00:06:54,205 What are your thoughts, boys? 47 00:06:54,331 --> 00:06:55,915 No idea who it was, Mr Milligan. 48 00:06:55,999 --> 00:06:57,708 We was nowhere near the school gym last night. 49 00:06:57,834 --> 00:06:58,834 Really? 50 00:06:59,169 --> 00:07:01,670 Methinks he doth protest too much. 51 00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:10,179 You look nervous, lads. 52 00:07:11,014 --> 00:07:12,348 I can't think why. 53 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:14,767 I was only talking about Priestley's Manchester. 54 00:07:15,894 --> 00:07:18,395 It ain't Priestley's Manchester, sir. It's ours. 55 00:07:18,688 --> 00:07:19,730 Yeah! 56 00:07:19,856 --> 00:07:21,107 It's the cock of the north, man. 57 00:07:21,191 --> 00:07:23,859 Yeah! Top one, nice one! 58 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:25,444 You're twisting my melon, man! 59 00:07:26,404 --> 00:07:27,988 And in the context of English Journey? 60 00:07:28,073 --> 00:07:31,033 On any journey, sir. It ain't where you're from, it's where you're at. 61 00:07:31,701 --> 00:07:32,993 And is that your philosophy? 62 00:07:33,078 --> 00:07:35,955 No, sir. It's a quote. From somebody relevant. 63 00:07:36,081 --> 00:07:37,706 Yeah, the greatest writer of this generation. 64 00:07:38,083 --> 00:07:39,625 Really? And who is that? 65 00:07:40,377 --> 00:07:41,585 Just a singer in a band. 66 00:07:41,878 --> 00:07:45,256 Well, may I remind you, this isn't a music lesson. 67 00:07:45,382 --> 00:07:49,218 This, in case you're unaware, is English History. 68 00:07:49,594 --> 00:07:52,763 Yeah, and The Stone Roses are England now, sir. 69 00:07:52,889 --> 00:07:54,932 See, the past is yours, but the future's mine. 70 00:07:55,392 --> 00:07:57,184 Yeah. 71 00:07:57,269 --> 00:08:01,480 Manchester, la la la! Manchester, la la la! Manchester, la la la! 72 00:08:01,565 --> 00:08:04,108 Oi! Chuckle Brothers. Sit down. 73 00:08:04,568 --> 00:08:07,153 Sit down! 74 00:08:09,406 --> 00:08:10,614 All right, stop! 75 00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:13,117 Hammer time! 76 00:08:13,910 --> 00:08:17,079 Gary Titchfield and his band of merry men, please. 77 00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:18,622 Ooh! 78 00:08:23,461 --> 00:08:26,172 Settle down! Settle down! 79 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:33,429 I have never seen such mindless, wilful destruction before! 80 00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:36,348 Well? 81 00:08:37,309 --> 00:08:41,103 I can't wait to hear what you've got to say for yourselves! 82 00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:43,105 Everyone knows you did it. 83 00:08:43,648 --> 00:08:45,024 No, we never. 84 00:08:46,818 --> 00:08:48,402 Someone read that for me. 85 00:08:48,486 --> 00:08:50,112 Shadow Cast-re. 86 00:08:50,655 --> 00:08:53,532 Which, unless I'm much mistaken, is the name of your pop group. 87 00:08:53,617 --> 00:08:56,118 No. We're Shadow Cast-er. 88 00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:57,661 So, who was it, then? 89 00:08:59,164 --> 00:09:00,206 Fans? 90 00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:03,292 Fans? You haven't got any fans. You're not The Palaver. 91 00:09:04,002 --> 00:09:05,628 The Palavers are bobbins, sir. 92 00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:08,172 We have got fans. 93 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:10,132 Classrooms! Fast! 94 00:09:12,135 --> 00:09:13,761 Come on, lads, I'm not a dickhead. 95 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:17,723 There's only one bunch of boys in this school 96 00:09:17,807 --> 00:09:20,559 daft enough to write their own band name on the wall. 97 00:09:20,644 --> 00:09:24,063 And there's only one young man just plain stupid enough to spell it wrong. 98 00:09:24,147 --> 00:09:26,732 Dodge ain't stupid, sir. He's a straight-up musical genius. 99 00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:28,901 And Tits was at the hospital last night. 100 00:09:30,487 --> 00:09:34,156 Your loyalty to each other is actually quite admirable. 101 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:38,327 Your lack of loyalty to this school, on the other hand, disgusts me. 102 00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:42,331 Do you really want to end up like your brothers? 103 00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:44,250 Where are they now? 104 00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:45,834 Ibiza. 105 00:09:46,002 --> 00:09:47,169 Having it right off. 106 00:09:49,339 --> 00:09:51,215 Last chance. 107 00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:53,217 No more shenanigans. 108 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:56,387 Any more nonsense from any one of you, and, bang, gone! 109 00:09:56,721 --> 00:09:59,348 The lot of you, one out, all out! 110 00:09:59,849 --> 00:10:02,434 Now go! I'm sick of looking at you! 111 00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:08,357 Gary, not you. 112 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:14,196 How's your dad doing? 113 00:10:15,532 --> 00:10:18,075 Yeah, he's all right. Getting better. 114 00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:19,368 Good. 115 00:10:20,203 --> 00:10:22,788 Now, listen, Gary, unlike the others, you're a bright lad, 116 00:10:22,872 --> 00:10:24,623 so you don't need me to spell it out for you. 117 00:10:24,916 --> 00:10:26,583 This was criminal damage, 118 00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:29,044 and the only reason I haven't involved the police 119 00:10:29,546 --> 00:10:32,131 is out of respect for your family. 120 00:10:32,215 --> 00:10:34,008 I know how easy it is to get led astray 121 00:10:34,092 --> 00:10:36,635 and I know things must be difficult at home at the moment. 122 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:38,887 No, you don't, Mr Jackson. 123 00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:41,181 You don't know nish about me or me mates. 124 00:10:41,266 --> 00:10:43,726 Or my family. So just leave it. 125 00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:54,153 For fuck's sake, boys! Wait up! 126 00:10:54,237 --> 00:10:56,113 - What did Wacko Jacko want? - Nowt. It's right. 127 00:10:56,239 --> 00:10:57,948 I can't believe we just fucking got away with that. 128 00:10:58,074 --> 00:11:00,242 I can't believe I've got to rely on you tools not to get expelled. 129 00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:02,745 Fuck that. I still can't believe we haven't got our tickets for Sunday. 130 00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:03,871 We should've just bought 'em. 131 00:11:03,955 --> 00:11:06,290 With what? Oh, aye, I forgot. Your mum had a result on the pools. 132 00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:07,416 Did she? 133 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,668 - Did she fuck. It's your mam. - Look, it'll be right. 134 00:11:09,753 --> 00:11:11,003 Yeah, right. You keep saying that. 135 00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:12,296 Because it will. Trust me. 136 00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:14,340 I do. It's Keith Teeth that's the problem. 137 00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:15,591 The guy's a pure tube. 138 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:18,135 I don't reckon he could get us tickets for the one-three-five, man. 139 00:11:18,261 --> 00:11:20,304 He could, however, eat an apple through a tennis racquet. 140 00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:23,015 He's got 'em, right? Swore on his mum's life. 141 00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:26,977 See? Listen to Tits. He knows everything. Anyway, he's fucking all right, Keith Teeth. 142 00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:28,103 He's fucking all wrong. 143 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:30,981 Zippy, look me in the eyes, man. When have I ever let you down? 144 00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:33,984 Oi! I said look me in the eyes. 145 00:11:34,277 --> 00:11:35,361 Sally Harris. 146 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:36,904 Oh! Lisa Hughes! 147 00:11:36,988 --> 00:11:38,614 Fuck's sake, nobody jizz their pants. 148 00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:47,206 Yeah, let's do it. Get in there, man. 149 00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:49,166 - Upstairs, man, sharpish! - We fucking are! 150 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,795 Oh, shit! 151 00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:57,966 Where'd you get them? 152 00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:00,260 Piccadilly Records. What about you? 153 00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:02,554 I bet yous haven't even got tickets. 154 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:04,681 We'll be backstage. VIPs. 155 00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:07,643 How come? Is your brother back or something, Tits? 156 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:08,227 No. 157 00:12:08,253 --> 00:12:10,254 It's where they lob all the acid casualties. 158 00:12:10,313 --> 00:12:12,314 No. It's where the cool kids get sucked off. 159 00:12:12,816 --> 00:12:14,608 - Oh. - You're jibbin' it, aren't you? 160 00:12:14,692 --> 00:12:16,110 You little scally twats. 161 00:12:16,194 --> 00:12:17,319 No, we're getting 'em tomorrow. 162 00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:20,531 Serious? You lot are paying for something? 163 00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:22,533 - Where you getting them? - Keith Teeth. 164 00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:24,451 Keith Teeth? 165 00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:25,994 Yeah, right. Like that'll happen. 166 00:12:26,538 --> 00:12:30,332 Keith Teeth's a mong. It's been sold out for time. You're goosed. 167 00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:34,002 - How's your dad? - Yeah. He's not bad. 168 00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:35,754 Buzzing. 169 00:12:40,009 --> 00:12:41,552 Little Gaz, is it true you're selling weed? 170 00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:43,429 - What're you after? - Fivers. Can you change that? 171 00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:44,930 Yeah. I can change it into a bigger lump of draw. 172 00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:46,974 - Oh, come on! - I've got no change. 173 00:12:47,058 --> 00:12:48,600 For fuck's sake, go on. 174 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:50,561 Greetings, Earthlings. 175 00:12:51,354 --> 00:12:53,397 What time's praccy tonight? Are we recording? 176 00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:54,565 Recording what? 177 00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:57,359 - Demo. - What of? How to be spackers? 178 00:12:57,527 --> 00:12:58,610 Demo tape. 179 00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:00,279 - Is it any good? - Of course! 180 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,030 We're the second best band in the world. 181 00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:03,240 No one's heard it. 182 00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:06,076 Dodge has been a proper tape Nazi. He won't play it to no one. 183 00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:07,453 Yeah, he will. When it's finished. 184 00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:08,662 And when it is, it'll be smart. 185 00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:10,539 You should take it to Spike Island, give it to the Roses. 186 00:13:11,749 --> 00:13:12,791 When you're backstage. 187 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,253 Laters. 188 00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:22,384 ♪ Until Sally I was never happy 189 00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:24,553 ♪ I needed so much more 190 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:28,432 ♪ Rain clouds, oh, they used to chase me 191 00:13:28,892 --> 00:13:30,893 ♪ Down they would pour 192 00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:35,314 ♪ Sent to me from heaven 193 00:13:35,732 --> 00:13:40,068 ♪ Sally Cinnamon, you're my world ♪ 194 00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:58,003 You do know you're never going to bang Sally, don't you, Dodge? 195 00:13:58,087 --> 00:14:00,297 He'd have to talk to her first, or at least finger her. 196 00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:02,925 Oh, you don't know what you're talking about. None of you understand. 197 00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:05,010 I do! Get her juiced up and that. 198 00:14:05,094 --> 00:14:06,762 Oi, don't be snide. Leave him alone. 199 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:09,848 It's different with Sally. She makes me feel like... 200 00:14:09,933 --> 00:14:11,391 She makes me feel like writing tunes. 201 00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:13,268 That is the gayest thing I've ever heard. 202 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:14,895 She makes me feel like bumming her. 203 00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:17,231 No, wait. That's the gayest thing I've ever heard. 204 00:14:17,315 --> 00:14:20,150 - See you in a bit, boys. - See you later. 205 00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:22,277 Oi, it's not that bad of an idea, you know. 206 00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:24,238 - What ain't? - What Sally said. 207 00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:26,949 If we get on it now and we record praccy tonight and tomoz, 208 00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:29,701 we can get the tape finished for Sunday, take it to Spike Island. 209 00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:32,371 Yeah. No point in always banging on about summat 210 00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:35,082 if you're never going to do fuck-all about it, is there? 211 00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:36,500 We are gonna get in, aren't we? 212 00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:38,126 Yeah, of course. It'll be right. 213 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,045 Wish your Ste was here. 214 00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:42,631 Yeah, well, he's not. 215 00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:36,727 What's up with you? 216 00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:39,938 It's too fast and choppy and there's not really a proper melody to it. 217 00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:41,273 Sounds like The fucking Fall. 218 00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:42,608 It's not that bad. 219 00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:43,942 It's not perfect. 220 00:15:44,027 --> 00:15:46,445 We ain't got time to dick about. It don't matter. 221 00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:48,905 Of course it fucking matters. It's the only thing that does matter. 222 00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:51,867 I've got to get off. 223 00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:53,994 Part-timer. 224 00:15:54,537 --> 00:15:55,579 What? 225 00:15:57,081 --> 00:16:00,709 Nowt. I'll have it bang off by the time you get back, right. 226 00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:01,728 Fuck! Jesus wept. 227 00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:06,566 I sound like that bloody Vauxhall Viva that we had to leave in Aberystwyth. 228 00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:10,779 It's not right, you know, the two of you laughing like this. You're sick. 229 00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:12,572 It's not bloody funny. 230 00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:14,950 No. No, it's not. 231 00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:17,994 And I wouldn't wish it on anyone. 232 00:17:18,121 --> 00:17:20,288 Well, maybe Maggie Thatcher. 233 00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:24,835 - So, how're you feeling? - Oh. 234 00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:27,963 Like I've swallowed a blow torch and it's stuck here. 235 00:17:28,631 --> 00:17:30,465 Well, you look better. 236 00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:37,389 Take us to the TV room, will you, son? I'm dying for a fag. 237 00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:38,807 - He'll meet you there. - Oh, come on. 238 00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:41,685 He'll... He'll meet you there. 239 00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:51,695 You won't remember this, but he used to sing to you. 240 00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:54,489 Ewan MacColl, Father's Song. 241 00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:58,452 Big filthy hands all over you, just after I'd bathed you in the sink. 242 00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:01,663 He was tone bloody deaf. 243 00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:03,373 Mum. 244 00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:06,501 Is Dad... Is he... Is he all right? 245 00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:10,839 He's very poorly, Gary. 246 00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:16,845 Things need to be talked about. You know, with you and the stall. 247 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,308 When he's, um... 248 00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:26,855 He's been working out how to tell you this for weeks. 249 00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:39,117 Excitement is building across the country, with only two days to go 250 00:18:39,202 --> 00:18:43,413 before Manchester band, The Stone Roses, take to the stage at Spike Island 251 00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:47,584 in what promises to be the most important gig of their careers. 252 00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:50,462 How big do you think The Stone Roses will get? 253 00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:52,839 I think we could be the biggest band ever. 254 00:18:52,924 --> 00:18:54,883 - Really? - Yeah. 255 00:18:57,386 --> 00:19:00,055 The event will take place in the industrial town of Widnes, 256 00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:02,849 where preparations are already well underway. 257 00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:05,018 The concert sold out over a month ago, 258 00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:07,729 - and tickets are now like gold dust. - Mum, do you want owt? 259 00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:09,356 It's already being touted 260 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:12,359 as a Woodstock for the Manchester generation. 261 00:19:16,239 --> 00:19:19,616 Eat it quick. If Godzuki wakes up, she'll have it away. 262 00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:22,536 Over 30,000 fans are expected to convene 263 00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:26,498 on the banks of the Mersey this Sunday at the gig's controversial venue, 264 00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:29,751 an unlikely spot in the shadow of a chemical and power plant. 265 00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:33,255 Police are warning fans without tickets to stay away from the event, 266 00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:37,300 promising to deal forcibly with any attempts to gain entry illegally. 267 00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:40,595 The group provoked more controversy earlier this year 268 00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:43,849 after a fierce dispute with their old record-label boss, 269 00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:47,477 who accuses the band of attacking him with paint. 270 00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:50,063 Don't want to talk about it any more. 271 00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:51,481 It's just one day out. 272 00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:54,609 Common criminals. And you want to be like them? 273 00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:56,778 I did what you wanted. 274 00:19:57,572 --> 00:19:59,281 - I signed the forms. - Good. 275 00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:02,033 Army's best place for you. 276 00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:04,327 Or do you think you're better than me? 277 00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:05,745 Please. 278 00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:09,291 Don't make me get upset. 279 00:20:12,795 --> 00:20:17,757 If anyone hadda told me at your age that I was gonna be a florist, 280 00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:19,759 I'd have had their bumps felt. 281 00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:22,804 But it's a job. 282 00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:25,098 And you'd learn to love flowers. 283 00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:30,145 And your Uncle Hairy. Eventually. 284 00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:33,315 Do I get to choose? 285 00:20:34,317 --> 00:20:35,984 About the stall? 286 00:20:36,819 --> 00:20:37,986 Yeah. 287 00:20:38,696 --> 00:20:40,113 Of course. 288 00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:43,116 You've always got a choice, lad. 289 00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:47,621 I can't force you to do anything that you don't want to do. 290 00:20:47,705 --> 00:20:51,499 And don't ever let anyone tell you that they can. Ever. 291 00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:55,712 Then I can't do it, Dad. 292 00:20:56,797 --> 00:21:00,008 I want to be someone, make summat of my life. 293 00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:23,573 - All right, Tits? - All right, Jay? 294 00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:33,083 - All right? - Yeah, yeah, sorted. 295 00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:36,044 - What do this team of remmies want? - Just having a listen and that. 296 00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:37,462 Who cut your fringe? Mr Magoo? 297 00:21:37,755 --> 00:21:38,880 No. Me mam. 298 00:21:39,215 --> 00:21:41,216 And what the fuck are them kicks? 299 00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:42,884 Adidas four-stripe? 300 00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:44,719 Whatever they are, get them off our path. Fast. 301 00:21:48,057 --> 00:21:49,933 - You all right, Voodoo Ray? - All right, boys? 302 00:21:50,059 --> 00:21:51,685 ♪ Voodoo, Voodoo Ray, Ray 303 00:21:51,769 --> 00:21:53,269 ♪ Hey, hey 304 00:21:53,396 --> 00:21:54,980 ♪ A-ha 305 00:21:55,064 --> 00:21:57,232 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, yeah ♪ 306 00:21:57,817 --> 00:21:59,234 How's your kid, Tits? 307 00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:00,986 What? Yeah. Sound. Still in Ibiza. 308 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,196 No, he's on the Red Bricks. Drove past him teatime. 309 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:04,447 He was going in the Dark Side. 310 00:22:04,573 --> 00:22:06,408 Going to bounce on down there now. In a bit, yeah? 311 00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:08,410 - In a bit. - Sweet, that's our tickets sorted. 312 00:22:08,494 --> 00:22:10,662 - Yeah, what about the tape? - What about you stop being gay? 313 00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:13,164 Come on, then, bum chums. 314 00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:16,251 What's he done to you this time? You all right? 315 00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:18,169 Yeah. Are you? 316 00:22:19,088 --> 00:22:20,130 Yeah. 317 00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:25,301 - He's a dick. - He's my dad. 318 00:22:25,970 --> 00:22:27,804 And you want to be just like him? 319 00:22:27,930 --> 00:22:29,264 It's done. 320 00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:31,099 I'm going. 321 00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:33,101 Don't tell the others. 322 00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:35,478 Are you two fucking getting off with each other over there, or what? 323 00:22:36,272 --> 00:22:37,439 Someone buy us a drink? 324 00:23:01,464 --> 00:23:02,547 'Ey-up, Skids! 325 00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:09,220 - All right, Ste? - Look at you, man! Come here. 326 00:23:10,139 --> 00:23:12,057 - You all right? - Yeah, man, I'm good. 327 00:23:19,482 --> 00:23:21,858 Look at you, all fucking grown up. 328 00:23:22,151 --> 00:23:23,526 What're you drinking, Baby Bio? 329 00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:26,946 - When did you get back? - Landed about half two. 330 00:23:27,031 --> 00:23:29,532 Here y'are, budgie boy. Best little fellas in Europe, these. 331 00:23:30,159 --> 00:23:31,242 What about me mum and dad? 332 00:23:31,327 --> 00:23:32,952 I'll sort 'em out with a pill each when I see 'em next. 333 00:23:33,037 --> 00:23:34,537 What are you on about, you ball bag? 334 00:23:34,663 --> 00:23:37,165 I mean, have you been to the hospital? 335 00:23:37,875 --> 00:23:40,543 No, not yet. Visiting hours are over now, aren't they? 336 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:42,504 I'll go up there tomorrow. 337 00:23:47,176 --> 00:23:48,927 He's not good, Ste. 338 00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:50,553 Really not good. 339 00:23:52,598 --> 00:23:54,349 Has Mum rung you? 340 00:23:54,683 --> 00:23:55,767 Couple of weeks ago. 341 00:23:55,851 --> 00:23:57,435 Is that why you're back? 342 00:23:58,521 --> 00:23:59,604 And to see you. 343 00:24:01,023 --> 00:24:02,774 And the Roses, man. D'you think I'd miss that? 344 00:24:02,858 --> 00:24:05,193 No, of course not. You got a ticket? 345 00:24:05,694 --> 00:24:07,237 Have I, bollocks. Guest-listed up to fuck, aren't I? 346 00:24:08,030 --> 00:24:10,740 What about yous? Do you need me to sort out a jib or are you right? 347 00:24:10,866 --> 00:24:14,702 No, we're right. Getting 'em tomoz, off Keith Teeth. 348 00:24:15,412 --> 00:24:17,580 - Keith Teeth? - Yeah. What? 349 00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:20,208 No, he's all right, Keith Teeth. 350 00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:22,585 Set of Newtons like a fucked fence, but he's a good lad. 351 00:24:26,215 --> 00:24:28,091 'Ere y'are. Show 'em what you can do. 352 00:24:28,384 --> 00:24:29,759 I'll play you a little bit of intro, yeah? 353 00:24:29,885 --> 00:24:31,386 Top one, bro. 354 00:24:37,101 --> 00:24:38,309 What's this, amateur night? 355 00:24:38,644 --> 00:24:40,478 No, I was fucking playing that, Dave Famous! 356 00:24:40,604 --> 00:24:42,438 You can have it back when you've been signed. 357 00:24:42,565 --> 00:24:43,606 Like we just have. 358 00:24:47,903 --> 00:24:49,154 Hey, Dave! 359 00:24:50,573 --> 00:24:52,991 What a massive bell-end! 360 00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:03,751 Listen, our kid. 361 00:25:04,253 --> 00:25:07,964 I know things have been a proper nightmare for you, but I'm here now. 362 00:25:08,090 --> 00:25:11,009 So I don't want you to worry about fuck-all, right? 363 00:25:12,178 --> 00:25:13,219 Here y'are. 364 00:25:13,304 --> 00:25:15,930 Right, you pricks, shut up and dance! 365 00:25:16,015 --> 00:25:17,348 Now let's go bananas. 366 00:25:34,116 --> 00:25:35,200 What's up with you? 367 00:25:36,285 --> 00:25:37,368 Guess who's just got a record deal? 368 00:25:38,954 --> 00:25:39,954 Are you taking the piss? 369 00:25:42,666 --> 00:25:43,708 Who are these cunts? 370 00:25:43,959 --> 00:25:45,627 - The Palaver. - They're all right, aren't they? 371 00:25:46,629 --> 00:25:48,963 No! Fucking placcy Manc band! 372 00:25:49,465 --> 00:25:50,882 Guitarist only knows three chords. 373 00:25:50,966 --> 00:25:52,508 Basic ones. No barre chords. 374 00:25:52,635 --> 00:25:55,345 Every tune has the same progression. He couldn't pick his fucking nose. 375 00:25:55,638 --> 00:25:58,306 Right. Do you want a pill? 376 00:26:00,893 --> 00:26:01,976 Yeah. 377 00:26:10,486 --> 00:26:12,153 - Now then, Nimrod. - Hi, there. 378 00:26:12,238 --> 00:26:14,572 - What news from the continent? - Sound, mate. Sound. 379 00:26:15,491 --> 00:26:17,367 ♪ It's time to go 380 00:26:18,661 --> 00:26:21,496 ♪ I'm here taking shelter, weathering the storm 381 00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:24,707 ♪ Oh, why won't you leave me alone? 382 00:26:25,209 --> 00:26:26,918 Oi, don't let 'em see that you're arsed, man. 383 00:26:28,170 --> 00:26:29,254 Hey, come up! 384 00:26:31,006 --> 00:26:32,048 All right, fuck it! 385 00:26:32,341 --> 00:26:33,841 ♪ Oh, oh, oh 386 00:26:51,568 --> 00:26:55,780 ♪ Oh, you always drag me down 387 00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:01,869 Fucking come on! ♪ It's time to go 388 00:27:01,954 --> 00:27:05,248 ♪ I'm here taking shelter, weathering the storm 389 00:27:05,374 --> 00:27:09,043 ♪ Oh, why won't you leave me alone? 390 00:27:09,128 --> 00:27:12,463 ♪ Well, I know I'm better off without you 391 00:27:12,548 --> 00:27:15,675 ♪ I'm better on my own 392 00:27:15,759 --> 00:27:17,552 ♪ Oh ♪ 393 00:27:57,593 --> 00:27:58,634 You still at it? 394 00:27:59,303 --> 00:28:02,305 Don't forget Keith Teeth. 3:00, yeah? 395 00:28:14,943 --> 00:28:16,569 Here, don't stop. I nearly had it then. 396 00:28:16,653 --> 00:28:18,821 It's like an hour-old mouse. 397 00:28:21,116 --> 00:28:23,534 Just give us a minute, will you, lad? 398 00:28:23,952 --> 00:28:27,121 Ah, no. Fuck's sake. It's gone. It's gone. 399 00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:30,291 Nice one, Tits. 400 00:28:31,460 --> 00:28:33,294 Right, you'd better get dressed. I've got to go to work. 401 00:28:49,478 --> 00:28:50,645 Are you as fucked as I am? 402 00:28:53,023 --> 00:28:55,900 You do know that tomorrow's massive, don't you, eh? 403 00:28:55,984 --> 00:28:58,736 It's history in the making, innit? I've had a pathetic vision. 404 00:28:58,821 --> 00:29:00,947 - So are you going? - 'Course I fucking am. 405 00:29:01,031 --> 00:29:02,532 I was dragged up on punk, son. 406 00:29:02,658 --> 00:29:05,368 It's not punk! It's baggy. Scallydelia. 407 00:29:05,494 --> 00:29:07,370 Right, for a start, are you a backward? 408 00:29:07,496 --> 00:29:10,331 Them are made-up words. I'm talking about attitude. 409 00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:12,375 Ian Brown is John Lydon times 10. 410 00:29:12,501 --> 00:29:14,544 - Have you got a ticket? - Have I, bollocks! 411 00:29:15,838 --> 00:29:16,879 You been up the hozzie? 412 00:29:20,509 --> 00:29:24,095 Not fair, is it? Your dad's a shining diamond, man. 413 00:29:24,179 --> 00:29:26,472 And I know I can still be a bit of a mither and all that, 414 00:29:26,557 --> 00:29:28,266 but I'll work hard for you. 415 00:29:29,184 --> 00:29:30,393 No, you won't. 416 00:29:30,519 --> 00:29:32,061 I'll give it a fucking good go. 417 00:29:32,187 --> 00:29:34,021 No, I mean you won't be working for me. 418 00:29:57,379 --> 00:29:59,714 Fuck! 419 00:30:00,966 --> 00:30:02,091 Keith Teeth! The tickets! 420 00:30:18,066 --> 00:30:22,069 Five lighters. Five lighters. Five for a quid. Five for a quid. 421 00:30:30,662 --> 00:30:32,580 All right? Gary? 422 00:30:33,415 --> 00:30:35,791 Aye, aye! We're on. I'll do one. 423 00:30:36,335 --> 00:30:37,418 Where you going? 424 00:30:44,009 --> 00:30:45,051 "Gary"? 425 00:30:45,135 --> 00:30:49,180 I just think "Tits" doesn't sound all that...sophisticated. 426 00:30:49,264 --> 00:30:51,807 It's not the best nickname in the world, but, you know, it is mine. 427 00:30:51,934 --> 00:30:53,893 Like to think I make it work for me. 428 00:30:53,977 --> 00:30:56,479 Anyway, "Gary" just sounds weird now. 429 00:30:57,814 --> 00:30:58,856 Are you with your mam? 430 00:30:58,941 --> 00:31:01,692 Yeah, she's just looking at stuff over there. 431 00:31:02,653 --> 00:31:03,778 Top one. 432 00:31:15,832 --> 00:31:18,167 Might as well have some flowers, seeing as I'm here and all that. 433 00:31:18,293 --> 00:31:19,293 Who are they for? 434 00:31:19,378 --> 00:31:21,045 Wouldn't you like to know? 435 00:31:21,797 --> 00:31:23,256 I'll chuck in a few good ones. 436 00:31:23,340 --> 00:31:24,966 - Lovely. - It will be. 437 00:31:27,386 --> 00:31:29,720 Have you got your tickets yet? 438 00:31:30,472 --> 00:31:31,722 What time is it? 439 00:31:31,807 --> 00:31:33,683 It's just gone 3:00. 440 00:31:34,142 --> 00:31:36,644 Should be meeting Keith Teeth now. 441 00:31:37,229 --> 00:31:39,564 It'll be right. He's all right, Keith Teeth. 442 00:31:42,859 --> 00:31:45,236 It suits you, you know, the whole market-trader vibe. 443 00:31:46,029 --> 00:31:49,991 What, like St Eric of Salford? Think that's all I want to be, me dad? 444 00:31:51,410 --> 00:31:52,493 Soz. 445 00:31:52,578 --> 00:31:56,163 No, I should, erm, probably head off. What do I owe you for the flowers? 446 00:31:57,165 --> 00:31:59,500 Nish. You can have 'em for fuck-all. 447 00:31:59,876 --> 00:32:01,919 Just don't ever let anyone tell you I'm a tight-arse. 448 00:32:02,004 --> 00:32:03,838 I'd never hear a bad word said. 449 00:32:22,024 --> 00:32:23,065 Here y'are! 450 00:32:39,207 --> 00:32:41,459 - All right, girls? - All right, lads? 451 00:32:41,543 --> 00:32:42,627 Seen Keith Teeth? 452 00:32:42,711 --> 00:32:43,836 No, soz. 453 00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:48,299 What, he's not let you down, has he? No way, didn't see that coming. 454 00:32:48,383 --> 00:32:49,550 Spike Island outfit. 455 00:32:54,222 --> 00:32:55,765 Do you want to buy any sunglasses? 456 00:32:55,891 --> 00:32:57,391 Do you want to buy any squidgy black? 457 00:32:57,809 --> 00:32:59,101 Have you heard about the trains? 458 00:32:59,227 --> 00:33:01,896 I think so. Are they the big, noisy things that run along tracks? 459 00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:04,774 You can't get into the station or through the turnstiles to the platforms 460 00:33:04,900 --> 00:33:06,400 without a ticket for the gig. 461 00:33:06,485 --> 00:33:09,070 Security are going to be checking 'em on Station Approach. 462 00:33:09,154 --> 00:33:11,906 And they're closing the roads four square mile of Widnes. 463 00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:14,450 You can't even get on to the site without crossing the Mersey. 464 00:33:14,576 --> 00:33:15,910 Only way in is on the official coaches. 465 00:33:17,079 --> 00:33:18,746 You lot look caned to fuck. 466 00:33:18,830 --> 00:33:20,748 We got pilled up last night in the Dark Side. 467 00:33:21,124 --> 00:33:22,625 With Ibiza Ste and all the older heads. 468 00:33:23,085 --> 00:33:25,127 - It was banging. - I'd give you a proper banging. 469 00:33:25,253 --> 00:33:27,463 So, what? Is Ibiza Ste back, then? 470 00:33:27,589 --> 00:33:28,673 Yeah. 471 00:33:28,757 --> 00:33:30,591 - Is he going to Spike Island? - Yeah. 472 00:33:31,927 --> 00:33:33,260 Are all the big boys going? 473 00:33:33,512 --> 00:33:35,346 Yeah. And we're going with them. 474 00:33:35,597 --> 00:33:37,431 Fuck me, it speaks! 475 00:33:38,767 --> 00:33:41,519 So, are you going to find me in Widnes then, or what? 476 00:33:42,979 --> 00:33:44,438 Yeah, all right, yeah. 477 00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:47,733 When you get inside, find the sound desk. 478 00:33:47,818 --> 00:33:49,944 Be on the left hand side, facing the stage. 479 00:33:50,612 --> 00:33:52,279 - Right... - No, left. 480 00:33:54,950 --> 00:33:56,534 Be there by 7:00, yeah? 481 00:33:56,618 --> 00:33:57,660 Yeah. 482 00:33:59,329 --> 00:34:00,454 N ice one. 483 00:34:01,456 --> 00:34:03,374 I mean, I'll be with Dodge and that lot, so... 484 00:34:03,458 --> 00:34:05,793 Yeah, I know. 'Course you will. And I'll be with the girls. 485 00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:10,756 - Is Sally not about? - No. 486 00:34:10,841 --> 00:34:12,049 Is she still going tomorrow, though? 487 00:34:12,134 --> 00:34:13,926 Yeah, of course. What about Tits? 488 00:34:14,010 --> 00:34:15,136 Yeah. Of course. 489 00:34:15,220 --> 00:34:16,345 Sound. 490 00:34:16,471 --> 00:34:18,097 So, we should meet up or summat? 491 00:34:18,181 --> 00:34:19,390 You fucking know that, sugar tits? 492 00:34:20,308 --> 00:34:21,392 "Sugar tits"? 493 00:34:22,728 --> 00:34:23,978 How will you find us? 494 00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:26,313 You'll find us. We'll stand out. 495 00:34:26,398 --> 00:34:27,440 Mega. 496 00:34:27,524 --> 00:34:29,400 - Be at the main gate. - Buzzing. 497 00:34:29,568 --> 00:34:30,651 Oh, look, there's Keith Teeth. 498 00:34:31,570 --> 00:34:34,488 Quality! You actually think he's coming, don't you? 499 00:34:34,573 --> 00:34:36,449 Yeah, he said he swore on his mum's life and all that. 500 00:34:36,533 --> 00:34:37,616 H is mam's dead. 501 00:34:37,701 --> 00:34:39,034 Why didn't Tits just get Ste to sort you out? 502 00:34:39,161 --> 00:34:40,494 - Hey! - Quick! 503 00:34:40,579 --> 00:34:42,496 - Come here! - Come on! 504 00:34:46,334 --> 00:34:49,170 Right, I'll see you, Gary Titchfield. 505 00:34:49,838 --> 00:34:51,172 See you, Sally Cinnamon. 506 00:34:53,175 --> 00:34:54,425 You do know that's a love song? 507 00:34:55,093 --> 00:34:57,094 Yeah. But about a lesbian. 508 00:34:57,679 --> 00:34:59,388 Yeah. 509 00:35:05,937 --> 00:35:07,354 - You fucking naused that right up. - What? 510 00:35:07,856 --> 00:35:09,690 She's bang into you. And she's fit. 511 00:35:09,858 --> 00:35:10,900 No, she ain't. 512 00:35:11,026 --> 00:35:14,028 Yeah, she is. All right, ladies? 513 00:35:14,404 --> 00:35:16,113 Been to see Dad yet? 514 00:35:16,198 --> 00:35:17,239 I'm on me way up there now. 515 00:35:17,365 --> 00:35:20,242 I just need a word with Hairy Bollocks about a few things first. 516 00:35:20,368 --> 00:35:21,786 Yeah, sound. 517 00:35:37,552 --> 00:35:39,970 Keith Teeth ain't coming, is he? 518 00:35:45,435 --> 00:35:47,394 I told you Keith Teeth was a knob. 519 00:35:47,479 --> 00:35:49,772 - Fuck! - Yeah. Fuck. Goofy prick. 520 00:35:50,899 --> 00:35:54,318 Listen, go back to the Red Bricks, right? See if you can find the cunt. 521 00:35:54,402 --> 00:35:56,779 I'll bell our Ste, see if he can sort summat. It'll be right. 522 00:36:03,245 --> 00:36:06,413 Ste? It's me. You're probably in the hospital. 523 00:36:07,082 --> 00:36:08,415 Listen... 524 00:36:09,125 --> 00:36:12,294 Keith Teeth's let us down, mate. We're fucked. 525 00:36:13,004 --> 00:36:14,129 I've never asked you for owt before, 526 00:36:14,256 --> 00:36:17,216 but you asked me if we needed an in and, well, we do now, 527 00:36:17,300 --> 00:36:19,844 so, I don't know, just come and see me at the stall 528 00:36:19,928 --> 00:36:21,637 or just stick your head in the garage later or summat. 529 00:36:21,763 --> 00:36:23,430 Fuck! 530 00:36:23,682 --> 00:36:25,266 Shit! Mate, the pips have gone. I hope me dad's... 531 00:36:29,145 --> 00:36:32,439 Gates, fences, dibble, security guards. 532 00:36:33,149 --> 00:36:36,986 Fucking rivers that soppy Scousers sing soppy songs about. 533 00:36:37,279 --> 00:36:41,115 None of who are going to stop us from getting in. Nothing is. 534 00:36:41,283 --> 00:36:45,911 We blag, we lie, we climb, we rush the barrier, we fucking swim. 535 00:36:45,996 --> 00:36:47,454 All we got to do is make sure 536 00:36:47,539 --> 00:36:50,374 that we get inside somewhere we ain't supposed to be. 537 00:36:50,458 --> 00:36:51,709 When's that ever been a problem for us? 538 00:36:51,835 --> 00:36:54,169 Christmas Eve. When Zippy fingered that 12-year-old. 539 00:36:54,296 --> 00:36:55,296 She was 14. 540 00:36:55,380 --> 00:36:57,172 Yeah, 14 times too fucking young to be fingered. 541 00:36:57,299 --> 00:36:59,341 - Do you think it'll come to that? - What, fingering 12-year-olds? 542 00:36:59,467 --> 00:37:02,344 No, I don't. I think our Ste will come through with tickets. 543 00:37:02,470 --> 00:37:03,637 Or put our names on the gate. 544 00:37:03,722 --> 00:37:05,306 So it'll be right, Tits, yeah? 545 00:37:05,390 --> 00:37:07,892 We've got to go to the gate anyway to meet the girls for our date. 546 00:37:08,018 --> 00:37:09,143 - He hasn't got a date. - I have. 547 00:37:09,227 --> 00:37:10,394 - Who with? - Me and Dodge. 548 00:37:10,478 --> 00:37:11,562 Pardon? 549 00:37:11,646 --> 00:37:13,230 We've got a double date with Lisa and Sally. 550 00:37:13,690 --> 00:37:15,357 - Sally Harris? - Yeah. 551 00:37:15,483 --> 00:37:17,318 - Since when? - Since this afternoon. 552 00:37:17,652 --> 00:37:19,737 We've seen Rachel Stone and Lisa Hughes in Afflecks. 553 00:37:19,821 --> 00:37:22,364 We said we'd meet them at the gate. With Sally. 554 00:37:22,490 --> 00:37:25,451 No, it's just... Sally said she was going to be at the sound desk at 7:00. 555 00:37:25,535 --> 00:37:26,994 Left-hand side, facing the stage. 556 00:37:27,162 --> 00:37:28,203 When did she say that? 557 00:37:28,330 --> 00:37:29,997 Today. At the stall. 558 00:37:30,332 --> 00:37:31,332 - She come to see you? - Yeah. 559 00:37:31,416 --> 00:37:35,002 Well, no. She was shopping with her mam. We arranged to meet up. 560 00:37:35,337 --> 00:37:38,839 All of us. Don't have to. Just thought you'd be into it. 561 00:37:41,176 --> 00:37:43,260 Tit-ular, you're a fucking genius! 562 00:37:43,511 --> 00:37:46,472 Quality! He properly thinks he might get off with her. 563 00:37:46,556 --> 00:37:48,265 I'm definitely gonna finger someone. 564 00:37:48,350 --> 00:37:51,435 You know what? I'm not all that fucking arsed even if I got to settle for Rachel. 565 00:37:51,519 --> 00:37:54,647 Here y'are, Dodge, you could always play her one of your 85 fucking love songs. 566 00:37:54,731 --> 00:37:56,857 Every new tune he's working on, he's written for her. 567 00:37:56,942 --> 00:37:58,275 I think Rachel's lovely. 568 00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:01,195 For fuck's sake, boys, let's not lose focus at the first sight of fanny. 569 00:38:01,404 --> 00:38:03,238 The most important thing is seeing the band. 570 00:38:03,698 --> 00:38:05,032 And trying to give them the demo. 571 00:38:05,367 --> 00:38:08,035 Just one last take each to box me and Tits off on Ten Mile Smile, yeah? 572 00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:10,412 You know what, can we just play it together then, for once? 573 00:38:10,538 --> 00:38:12,122 I'm forgetting what it's like to actually be in a band. 574 00:38:12,207 --> 00:38:13,248 Yeah, but we need to do... 575 00:38:13,375 --> 00:38:16,293 Mate, the Roses recorded Resurrection in one take, for fuck's sake. 576 00:38:16,378 --> 00:38:17,544 Come on! 577 00:38:18,046 --> 00:38:20,047 Oh, another tune about Sally Harris. 578 00:38:20,423 --> 00:38:23,509 - No, it ain't. - "Ten Mile Smile"? It's obvious! 579 00:38:23,593 --> 00:38:25,469 It's not. Tits wrote these lyrics. 580 00:38:30,767 --> 00:38:32,226 One, two... 581 00:38:32,644 --> 00:38:34,061 Hearing this? One, two. 582 00:38:39,234 --> 00:38:41,652 Hello? Fucking hell. 583 00:38:42,988 --> 00:38:44,154 I don't do requests. 584 00:38:44,990 --> 00:38:46,573 One, two, three, four. 585 00:39:14,519 --> 00:39:19,606 ♪ Sending me some distant place 586 00:39:21,609 --> 00:39:25,821 ♪ On nights when I'm lying awake 587 00:39:28,992 --> 00:39:33,287 ♪ Nights when I dream of escape 588 00:39:35,623 --> 00:39:38,459 ♪ At times when I'm stunned 589 00:39:38,543 --> 00:39:41,879 ♪ And I feel so amazed 590 00:39:42,630 --> 00:39:45,382 ♪ She's someone so pure 591 00:39:46,301 --> 00:39:48,802 ♪ Something so sure 592 00:39:49,679 --> 00:39:55,684 ♪ And I will take my chance 593 00:39:56,144 --> 00:39:59,730 ♪ She's got a ten-mile smile 594 00:40:00,190 --> 00:40:03,150 ♪ Passion running wild 595 00:40:03,693 --> 00:40:06,904 ♪ And I can transcend this whole world 596 00:40:07,363 --> 00:40:09,656 ♪ Looking in her eyes 597 00:40:14,245 --> 00:40:18,332 ♪ I know that you see what I see 598 00:40:21,503 --> 00:40:24,296 ♪ And I'll bring this work 599 00:40:24,380 --> 00:40:27,591 ♪ And this world to its knees 600 00:40:28,426 --> 00:40:31,428 ♪ Someone so pure 601 00:40:32,097 --> 00:40:34,181 ♪ Something so sure 602 00:40:35,350 --> 00:40:40,062 ♪ And I will take my chance 603 00:40:41,940 --> 00:40:44,733 ♪ She's got a ten-mile smile 604 00:40:46,027 --> 00:40:48,529 ♪ Passion running wild 605 00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:52,533 ♪ And I can transcend this whole world 606 00:40:52,951 --> 00:40:55,494 ♪ Looking in her eyes 607 00:40:55,578 --> 00:40:56,995 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ 608 00:40:57,080 --> 00:41:00,707 Fucking check us out. Top bricks on the chimney. 609 00:41:00,792 --> 00:41:02,876 Ten mile high on Ten Mile Smile there. 610 00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:06,338 It was one of them pure moments, you know what I mean? 611 00:41:06,422 --> 00:41:09,049 It felt like me and me four mates could take on the world 612 00:41:09,134 --> 00:41:12,386 in a straight one-on-one fist fight and spark it out. 613 00:41:17,100 --> 00:41:20,060 ♪ Got a ten-mile smile 614 00:41:20,812 --> 00:41:27,067 ♪ A ten-mile smile 615 00:41:27,986 --> 00:41:30,279 ♪ A ten-mile smile ♪ 616 00:41:39,747 --> 00:41:41,748 Shit! Soz. 617 00:41:46,963 --> 00:41:48,672 Fuck me, that was special! 618 00:41:48,756 --> 00:41:51,466 Play the fucker back, then! All of it! The whole demo! 619 00:41:52,677 --> 00:41:53,760 Whoo! 620 00:41:55,471 --> 00:41:56,680 That was fucking ace, man! 621 00:41:56,848 --> 00:41:58,265 Sounds like a real band! 622 00:41:58,349 --> 00:41:59,516 Zips, we are a real band. 623 00:41:59,601 --> 00:42:01,602 Got to tell you, Penfold, mate, you sound fucking sorted on it. 624 00:42:01,686 --> 00:42:03,395 What are you talking about? You can't even hear me! 625 00:42:03,479 --> 00:42:05,480 - Bingo! - It's not perfect, though. 626 00:42:05,607 --> 00:42:06,607 Yeah, it is. 627 00:42:06,941 --> 00:42:08,650 See! Nice one, lads. 628 00:42:08,776 --> 00:42:10,277 What the fuck do these two know, anyway? 629 00:42:10,612 --> 00:42:12,279 We know that you're the best band on the Red Bricks. 630 00:42:12,363 --> 00:42:14,198 - What about The Palaver? - Don't rate 'em. 631 00:42:14,574 --> 00:42:16,241 They think they're the Mondays, but they're wank. 632 00:42:16,326 --> 00:42:17,451 Tell 'em what we call 'em, Jay. 633 00:42:17,535 --> 00:42:18,869 The Baggy Undies. 634 00:42:18,953 --> 00:42:20,704 Anyway, what kind of name is The Palaver? 635 00:42:21,122 --> 00:42:22,998 Who names a group after a fruit meringue? 636 00:42:23,082 --> 00:42:26,001 The guitarist's shit and all. He only knows three chords. 637 00:42:27,337 --> 00:42:28,795 Right then, we're taking it with us. 638 00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:30,505 Do you seriously think we can give it to the Roses? 639 00:42:30,590 --> 00:42:32,174 I seriously think we can try, yeah. 640 00:42:32,258 --> 00:42:33,508 Where is Spike Island, anyway? 641 00:42:33,593 --> 00:42:34,843 It's near Widnes, innit? 642 00:42:34,928 --> 00:42:36,345 - Where's that? - Near Liverpool, innit? 643 00:42:36,930 --> 00:42:39,014 - Where's that? - About 30-odd miles up the East Lancs Road. 644 00:42:39,098 --> 00:42:40,140 Where's the East Lancs Road? 645 00:42:40,225 --> 00:42:42,643 Right, this could easily go on all night. How are we gonna get there? 646 00:42:42,727 --> 00:42:43,936 - I could drive. - Drive what? 647 00:42:44,020 --> 00:42:46,021 Herd of cattle. A fucking car, you bell-end. 648 00:42:46,397 --> 00:42:49,066 I've got a better idea. Follow me. 649 00:42:52,111 --> 00:42:54,488 - I'm not driving that. - Yeah, you are. 650 00:42:54,572 --> 00:42:57,616 It's perfect. It's so cognito, it's incognito. 651 00:42:57,700 --> 00:42:58,951 It's what? 652 00:42:59,035 --> 00:43:00,994 Gary! Look sharp! 653 00:43:07,418 --> 00:43:09,002 What's up, Mum? 654 00:43:09,254 --> 00:43:10,420 The hospital. 655 00:43:10,505 --> 00:43:11,546 At this time? 656 00:43:11,631 --> 00:43:13,548 - Come with me, he'll want you. - But, Mum... 657 00:43:14,968 --> 00:43:16,176 Is Ste there? 658 00:43:16,261 --> 00:43:17,803 - Our Steven? - Yeah. 659 00:43:17,887 --> 00:43:19,137 No, of course not. Why? 660 00:43:21,849 --> 00:43:23,850 Didn't even know he was in the country. 661 00:43:23,935 --> 00:43:25,769 He got back yesterday. 662 00:43:25,853 --> 00:43:26,895 Where is he now? 663 00:43:27,313 --> 00:43:28,355 Don't know. 664 00:43:28,439 --> 00:43:30,649 Find him and bring him to me. I want you both close. 665 00:43:30,733 --> 00:43:32,234 For how long? 666 00:43:32,443 --> 00:43:33,568 What do you mean, "for how long"? 667 00:43:33,653 --> 00:43:35,487 It's just, you know, Spike Island! 668 00:43:36,072 --> 00:43:38,073 What, the Guns N' Roses concert? No, you can't go! 669 00:43:38,157 --> 00:43:39,700 - But I've been waiting months to go... - Things change! 670 00:43:39,784 --> 00:43:43,412 - But you said I could go! - It don't matter what I said! 671 00:43:46,291 --> 00:43:47,958 That was before. 672 00:43:48,293 --> 00:43:49,710 Before what? 673 00:43:52,130 --> 00:43:54,047 Just find your brother. 674 00:43:54,132 --> 00:43:55,299 Soon! 675 00:44:07,395 --> 00:44:08,770 All right, Tits? 676 00:44:08,855 --> 00:44:10,605 All right, Carlos? 677 00:44:11,065 --> 00:44:12,149 What the fuck, Ste? 678 00:44:13,735 --> 00:44:14,776 What? 679 00:44:15,111 --> 00:44:17,237 I got your message. I'm on it. 680 00:44:17,697 --> 00:44:18,864 I was coming to see you. 681 00:44:19,532 --> 00:44:21,616 - What about me dad? - Yeah, I know. 682 00:44:21,701 --> 00:44:23,243 It's just, I've been running round like a dick all day 683 00:44:23,328 --> 00:44:24,578 trying to sort you a guest list out. 684 00:44:25,163 --> 00:44:27,581 Anyway, I think I've boxed it off. Worst comes to worst, 685 00:44:27,665 --> 00:44:30,959 I'll just word up security when I get there. But you're deffo in. 686 00:44:35,798 --> 00:44:38,175 What're you fucking staring at? 687 00:44:40,845 --> 00:44:41,887 Over here. 688 00:44:50,688 --> 00:44:52,814 I can't do it. All right? 689 00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:56,234 Fucking hospitals and that. 690 00:44:56,319 --> 00:44:59,196 I can't see him like that, Tits. It's too hard, mate. 691 00:44:59,364 --> 00:45:01,698 What, you think it's easy for me? 692 00:45:01,783 --> 00:45:03,658 Going up there every day, watching it eat him? 693 00:45:04,994 --> 00:45:07,037 It's not, mate. It's the hardest thing in the world. 694 00:45:08,581 --> 00:45:11,208 But you need to get down there now. 695 00:45:12,627 --> 00:45:13,835 Right. 696 00:45:16,881 --> 00:45:18,382 How long are you staying, Ste? 697 00:45:18,966 --> 00:45:20,342 I'll just bang this pint down. 698 00:45:20,551 --> 00:45:23,387 No, I mean in Manchester. Are you back? 699 00:46:53,978 --> 00:46:56,813 Here you are, girls. For food and that. 700 00:46:58,816 --> 00:47:01,568 Be good. Try not to wind her up, yeah? 701 00:47:03,488 --> 00:47:05,197 I love you both. 702 00:47:14,916 --> 00:47:16,124 What's going on? 703 00:47:16,209 --> 00:47:19,586 Never mind that. Come on, out the way, knobhead! 704 00:47:25,468 --> 00:47:26,635 Where is it? 705 00:47:28,012 --> 00:47:30,972 Dad? I left it to dry on the radiator. 706 00:47:33,267 --> 00:47:35,018 I need my T-shirt. 707 00:47:36,145 --> 00:47:37,562 I'm going to Spike Island. 708 00:48:08,219 --> 00:48:11,555 No. I'm going to be taking orders from twats for the rest of my life. 709 00:48:11,639 --> 00:48:13,056 I'm not taking any more from you. 710 00:48:13,140 --> 00:48:14,766 I don't want you to go. 711 00:48:14,850 --> 00:48:19,229 Dad, I know you're not well, and I love you and all, 712 00:48:19,313 --> 00:48:23,650 but if you don't get out of my way now, I swear to God I'll bite your fucking nose off! 713 00:49:50,279 --> 00:49:51,863 I'm sorry, Dad. 714 00:49:52,156 --> 00:49:53,990 Why? What've you done? 715 00:49:54,075 --> 00:49:55,492 Nowt. Just... 716 00:49:55,576 --> 00:49:58,244 Getting off? Don't worry about me. 717 00:49:58,621 --> 00:50:00,413 - But... - Your mam still here? 718 00:50:02,750 --> 00:50:05,669 - Yeah. She's asleep. - I'll be all right, then. 719 00:50:07,088 --> 00:50:08,380 Go on. 720 00:50:09,048 --> 00:50:10,799 Have a good day. 721 00:50:11,676 --> 00:50:13,802 - I don't have to. - Yeah, you do. 722 00:50:17,264 --> 00:50:18,723 - Dad... - Don't say it, son. 723 00:50:20,184 --> 00:50:21,434 There's no need. 724 00:50:22,103 --> 00:50:25,522 I'm going nowhere. Promise. 725 00:50:37,535 --> 00:50:39,077 I love you, Dad. 726 00:50:56,429 --> 00:50:57,721 Here he is. 727 00:50:57,805 --> 00:50:59,889 - Here he is. - I overslept. 728 00:50:59,974 --> 00:51:02,892 - You're a knob. - No, I'm not. Fuck you. 729 00:51:05,438 --> 00:51:06,980 Where the fuck have you been? 730 00:51:07,064 --> 00:51:09,065 I met with our Ste. Had a bit of a mad night. Soz. 731 00:51:09,150 --> 00:51:11,234 You absolute fucking wanker. 732 00:51:11,318 --> 00:51:14,654 - But he's got us on the guest list. - You absolute fucking diamond. 733 00:51:16,115 --> 00:51:17,240 Come on. 734 00:51:17,825 --> 00:51:19,325 Where's your Roses tee? 735 00:51:19,452 --> 00:51:20,827 It was still wet. 736 00:51:23,247 --> 00:51:26,499 Mate, look, you've got dog shit all over your trousers, lad. You have! 737 00:51:26,584 --> 00:51:27,917 Zip! 738 00:51:28,002 --> 00:51:29,419 Come on, then. 739 00:51:32,173 --> 00:51:34,257 - Stick that on, then. - Fuck him. 740 00:51:34,759 --> 00:51:36,009 Are you sure? 741 00:51:36,093 --> 00:51:37,510 Shit, he's in there, I can hear him. 742 00:51:37,595 --> 00:51:38,678 I can fucking smell him. 743 00:51:43,934 --> 00:51:46,269 What the fuck do we do now? 744 00:51:46,353 --> 00:51:47,854 Has anyone seen E.T.? 745 00:51:54,528 --> 00:51:56,112 Fuck off! 746 00:52:32,900 --> 00:52:34,025 Fucking pants! 747 00:52:34,318 --> 00:52:35,485 Shh! 748 00:52:50,584 --> 00:52:51,876 Shh. 749 00:52:56,257 --> 00:52:57,590 Ready? 750 00:52:58,175 --> 00:52:59,259 Go! 751 00:53:03,597 --> 00:53:04,681 Zip, you know where we're going? 752 00:53:04,765 --> 00:53:07,016 Yeah. Been there with my dad on a bit of work. It's fuck-all away. 753 00:53:08,727 --> 00:53:09,936 Shall we get out of this shithole then, or what? 754 00:53:10,020 --> 00:53:11,729 Go, go, go, go, go! 755 00:53:21,407 --> 00:53:22,448 Oi! 756 00:53:26,245 --> 00:53:28,121 Go, go, go! 757 00:53:31,417 --> 00:53:32,625 Burn rubber, Zips! 758 00:53:32,710 --> 00:53:35,128 Hey, check what he's got. 759 00:53:35,212 --> 00:53:37,797 What is it? Fucking... Methadone! 760 00:53:37,882 --> 00:53:39,382 Oh, he's a wrong 'un, him, a wrong 'un, mate. 761 00:53:39,466 --> 00:53:40,800 It fucking stinks in here. 762 00:53:42,386 --> 00:53:44,304 Whoa! 763 00:53:44,430 --> 00:53:46,806 - Where's Harold? - Who the fuck's Harold? 764 00:53:46,891 --> 00:53:48,558 It's his van. 765 00:53:48,642 --> 00:53:49,893 Pull over, Zippy. 766 00:53:49,977 --> 00:53:51,895 I am! Take a chill pill! 767 00:53:53,731 --> 00:53:55,064 I thought she was all right. 768 00:53:55,149 --> 00:53:56,482 I think you're quite unwell. 769 00:53:56,567 --> 00:53:58,234 - Go, go, go, go, go! - Sorry, love! 770 00:54:03,407 --> 00:54:04,741 Here y'are, stick that on, Tits. 771 00:54:04,825 --> 00:54:07,076 - Is that the demo? - No... 772 00:54:07,161 --> 00:54:08,661 This is the demo, 773 00:54:08,787 --> 00:54:11,831 but it's not coming out again until I'm banging it in the hands of Stone Roses. 774 00:54:13,792 --> 00:54:16,836 Actually, fuck that, Tits. You take it. Guard it with your life. 775 00:54:17,671 --> 00:54:19,005 Nice one. 776 00:54:29,350 --> 00:54:33,102 ♪ Soak me to my skin 777 00:54:33,187 --> 00:54:36,773 ♪ Will you drown me in your sea? 778 00:54:36,857 --> 00:54:44,030 ♪ Submission ends and I begin 779 00:54:48,035 --> 00:54:51,955 ♪ Choke me, smoke the air 780 00:54:52,039 --> 00:54:55,792 ♪ In this citrus sucking sunshine 781 00:54:55,876 --> 00:55:03,132 ♪ I don't care, you're not all there 782 00:55:06,679 --> 00:55:10,640 ♪ Every backbone and heart you break 783 00:55:10,724 --> 00:55:15,228 ♪ Will still come back for more 784 00:55:15,354 --> 00:55:21,859 ♪ Submission ends it all 785 00:55:26,907 --> 00:55:29,575 We come flying out of the Red Bricks and hit the road out of town, 786 00:55:29,660 --> 00:55:33,079 with a cockpit full of weed smoke and pockets full of E's and speed. 787 00:55:33,163 --> 00:55:35,581 Absolutely buzzing our nuts off. 788 00:55:35,666 --> 00:55:39,168 We were leaving Manchester and a world of shite behind. We all were. 789 00:55:39,253 --> 00:55:41,170 Just for one day, anyway. 790 00:55:41,255 --> 00:55:45,258 You know what? Despite everything, it felt fucking all right, man. 791 00:55:45,676 --> 00:55:47,760 ♪ Bye-bye, bad man 792 00:55:49,263 --> 00:55:50,847 ♪ Bye-bye ♪ 793 00:55:56,603 --> 00:55:59,272 - Ooh, look! - Wow. How fucking camp was that? 794 00:55:59,398 --> 00:56:00,440 Look at what? 795 00:56:00,566 --> 00:56:02,608 - Warrington. - Ace. What about it? 796 00:56:02,693 --> 00:56:05,695 Ian Brown's birthplace. They should erect a statue. 797 00:56:05,779 --> 00:56:08,698 I'd like to erect a statue. In Lisa Hughes' fanny! 798 00:56:11,118 --> 00:56:12,452 What exactly are you doing there? 799 00:56:12,578 --> 00:56:13,619 Slipping her one. 800 00:56:13,704 --> 00:56:16,372 - Slipping a fucking disc. - Oh, we should take a detour. 801 00:56:16,457 --> 00:56:17,957 I'd like to take a detour... 802 00:56:18,083 --> 00:56:19,625 To Lisa Hughes' fanny! 803 00:56:20,461 --> 00:56:21,961 Yeah, he's never even seen a fanny. 804 00:56:23,297 --> 00:56:24,464 Except when he looks in the mirror! 805 00:56:27,968 --> 00:56:29,218 H it him, Little Gaz. 806 00:56:29,928 --> 00:56:31,387 We're nearly there now, anyway. 807 00:56:31,472 --> 00:56:32,555 What? How? 808 00:56:32,639 --> 00:56:34,307 I ain't even seen a sign for Widnes yet. 809 00:56:34,391 --> 00:56:35,725 Widnes? 810 00:56:41,815 --> 00:56:42,982 They sound the same. 811 00:56:43,067 --> 00:56:45,485 What? Like "you dick" and "you prick"? 812 00:56:52,326 --> 00:56:53,451 Who's the driver? 813 00:56:54,161 --> 00:56:55,661 This goon. 814 00:56:55,788 --> 00:56:57,997 Right. Did you not bring a map? 815 00:56:58,457 --> 00:57:00,166 - No. - Did you not look at a map? 816 00:57:00,667 --> 00:57:02,460 - No. - Right. 817 00:57:03,504 --> 00:57:04,921 Well, this is you... 818 00:57:06,090 --> 00:57:10,593 This is Widnes, and this is the M6. It's going to be your little friend. 819 00:57:10,677 --> 00:57:13,096 You want to take him south to junction 21 A, 820 00:57:13,180 --> 00:57:16,265 get on the M62 towards Liverpool, junction 10. 821 00:57:16,350 --> 00:57:20,353 Follow the signs from there, Bob's your uncle, fanny's a rude word. 822 00:57:21,021 --> 00:57:22,271 Thanks, Suzanne. 823 00:57:22,356 --> 00:57:24,941 - Pleasure. Going to Spike Island? - Yeah. 824 00:57:25,025 --> 00:57:26,192 I'll keep my eyes peeled for you. 825 00:57:26,693 --> 00:57:27,944 Especially for you. 826 00:57:29,696 --> 00:57:31,697 Oh, and do us a favour, will you? 827 00:57:31,782 --> 00:57:33,866 Tell your thieving little bastard mates to put everything back, 828 00:57:33,951 --> 00:57:35,535 else I'll lock the door and get the Dobermans in. 829 00:57:40,791 --> 00:57:42,125 That was your fault, Dodge. 830 00:57:42,209 --> 00:57:43,376 How d'you work that one out? 831 00:57:43,460 --> 00:57:45,128 She's seen the box fall out of your tracky top. 832 00:57:45,212 --> 00:57:46,879 What was you robbing Tampax for, anyway? 833 00:57:46,964 --> 00:57:49,132 I didn't know what they were, I couldn't read it, could I? 834 00:57:49,216 --> 00:57:51,300 I thought they were individually wrapped biscuits. 835 00:58:02,187 --> 00:58:03,312 Roses! 836 00:58:11,196 --> 00:58:13,239 Hey, hey, Spike Island! 837 00:58:13,323 --> 00:58:15,032 We'll be there shortly! 838 00:58:19,037 --> 00:58:21,998 - Here y'are, Zippy, turn it in. - What're you on about? 839 00:58:22,082 --> 00:58:23,666 You can't tap your feet while they're on the pedals. 840 00:58:23,917 --> 00:58:25,501 - I'm not! - Then what the fuck are you doing? 841 00:58:25,586 --> 00:58:27,503 - Nish and klish. - Then why's the van spazzing out? 842 00:58:27,588 --> 00:58:29,589 - I don't know. - Shut it. Turn the tunes off. 843 00:58:31,008 --> 00:58:32,175 It doesn't sound well. 844 00:58:32,259 --> 00:58:34,760 Might be a daft question, but have we got any juice in it? 845 00:58:34,887 --> 00:58:36,679 Yeah. It was full this morning. 846 00:58:39,766 --> 00:58:41,601 What? 847 00:58:41,727 --> 00:58:43,728 Fuck! You're joking me! 848 00:58:58,076 --> 00:58:59,202 - Fuck! - Fuck! 849 00:58:59,286 --> 00:59:00,328 Fucking fuck! 850 00:59:00,454 --> 00:59:01,621 Word! 851 00:59:03,165 --> 00:59:04,957 We can't hang about here. 852 00:59:06,001 --> 00:59:08,377 - What the fuck's he doing? - Climbing the van, clearly. 853 00:59:08,462 --> 00:59:10,004 - Why? - Reconnaissance. 854 00:59:10,130 --> 00:59:11,172 What? 855 00:59:11,298 --> 00:59:13,257 If we walk six fields northwest, 856 00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:17,303 there's a motorway running perpendicular. I think it has to be the M6. 857 00:59:19,932 --> 00:59:21,182 Come on! 858 00:59:21,308 --> 00:59:24,644 Are we really following this retard? What about the van? 859 00:59:24,770 --> 00:59:26,270 I've remembered its position. 860 00:59:28,690 --> 00:59:31,317 I'll watch your van for a tenner! 861 00:59:31,443 --> 00:59:34,987 You can watch my arse disappear for fuck-all, you cheeky twat. 862 01:00:18,740 --> 01:00:21,492 Right, come on, back on the bus. 863 01:00:57,738 --> 01:00:59,113 Shh! 864 01:01:02,242 --> 01:01:03,868 Spike Island! 865 01:01:08,123 --> 01:01:09,165 Oh! 866 01:01:09,249 --> 01:01:11,250 Dirty bastard! 867 01:01:18,467 --> 01:01:22,053 Zippy. Please tell me that's not your cock digging in my back. 868 01:01:22,137 --> 01:01:23,804 I can't help it, it's the vibrations! 869 01:01:23,930 --> 01:01:26,307 For fuck's sake! 870 01:01:37,611 --> 01:01:40,112 - We're slowing down. - We must be nearly there. 871 01:01:40,238 --> 01:01:41,697 Thank fuck for that. I think I've broke my arse. 872 01:01:41,782 --> 01:01:44,283 Someone's arse deffo ain't working right, or they've been eating rats. 873 01:01:44,409 --> 01:01:47,286 - Get your Stone Roses T-shirts! - T-shirts! 874 01:01:47,412 --> 01:01:49,413 ♪ I pray 875 01:01:49,498 --> 01:01:53,459 ♪ Give me joy in my heart, keep me praying 876 01:01:53,585 --> 01:01:56,879 ♪ Keep me praying till the end of day ♪ 877 01:01:56,963 --> 01:01:58,047 - Have we stopped? - Yeah. 878 01:01:58,131 --> 01:02:00,633 Whatever happens, we stay together. 879 01:02:00,967 --> 01:02:03,260 Three, two, one. 880 01:02:06,306 --> 01:02:09,934 Hey! What do you think I use wing mirrors for, you little toe rags! 881 01:02:22,280 --> 01:02:23,614 Come on, Pen, leg it! 882 01:02:35,627 --> 01:02:36,752 Shit! Where's Penfold? 883 01:02:36,837 --> 01:02:38,671 - Fucks knows! - Pen? 884 01:02:38,797 --> 01:02:41,048 He couldn't have gone far. Just look for his sun hat. 885 01:02:42,676 --> 01:02:44,385 Pen! Penfold! 886 01:02:44,511 --> 01:02:45,553 Penfold! 887 01:02:45,679 --> 01:02:47,596 Pen-is! Pen-is, where are you? 888 01:02:47,681 --> 01:02:49,682 - Penfold! - Ah, steady! 889 01:02:50,475 --> 01:02:51,725 - Penfold! - Pen! 890 01:02:52,519 --> 01:02:53,727 - Penfold! - Pen-is! 891 01:02:53,854 --> 01:02:55,688 Pen-is, where are you? 892 01:02:55,814 --> 01:02:58,023 Ah, fuck that, man. Let's head down to the main gate. 893 01:03:03,155 --> 01:03:06,323 Reni hats! Get your Reni hats here! Get your fucking Reni hats here! 894 01:03:06,408 --> 01:03:08,325 Go on, Manchester! 895 01:03:12,747 --> 01:03:15,791 Roses souvenir posters! Two for a tenner. 896 01:03:15,876 --> 01:03:17,710 He's got no shirt on! 897 01:03:20,755 --> 01:03:24,383 Hot dogs! Free ketchup or lan Brown sauce! 898 01:03:26,428 --> 01:03:28,387 You can see the gate from there. 899 01:03:28,513 --> 01:03:29,555 Yeah. 900 01:03:31,892 --> 01:03:34,560 Here we go, lads! Fucking Mersey paradise! 901 01:04:10,096 --> 01:04:11,597 Rights, boys, let's have it! 902 01:04:13,308 --> 01:04:15,100 Right, tickets out, please. 903 01:04:15,227 --> 01:04:16,602 Go 'head, Bananarama, straight in! 904 01:04:17,103 --> 01:04:19,897 - Here y'are, sweet cheeks, get in there! - It's Bez! 905 01:04:19,981 --> 01:04:21,565 - Do the dance! - Go ahead, lad, do it. 906 01:04:21,650 --> 01:04:23,400 Oh! You're in, you're in! 907 01:04:23,485 --> 01:04:25,069 - Mate, hang on, how old are you? - Eighteen. 908 01:04:25,153 --> 01:04:26,445 Eighteen? I've got porn mags older than you! 909 01:04:26,571 --> 01:04:30,407 Cheese and Marmite together? On the same butty? That's fucking repellent. 910 01:04:30,492 --> 01:04:33,077 - Can I have it back, then? - No. Get to fuck, go on. 911 01:04:33,620 --> 01:04:35,955 - You all right, mate? - I'm not your mate. Tickets. 912 01:04:36,081 --> 01:04:37,456 Should be on the guest list. 913 01:04:37,582 --> 01:04:38,916 Yeah, and I should be on the telly, lad. 914 01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:40,167 Here you are, Sid, get on these. 915 01:04:40,293 --> 01:04:41,335 Go ahead, whose list? 916 01:04:41,461 --> 01:04:44,088 - Ibiza Ste's. - Who the fuck is Ibiza Ste? 917 01:04:44,339 --> 01:04:46,465 - My brother. - Why d'you call him that? 918 01:04:46,591 --> 01:04:47,800 'Cause we've got the same mum and dad. 919 01:04:47,926 --> 01:04:49,093 I mean "Ibiza Ste"? 920 01:04:49,177 --> 01:04:51,720 All right, 'cause he lives in Ibiza and his name's Ste. 921 01:04:51,805 --> 01:04:54,306 Oh, yeah, got it. Nice one, yeah. Boss name. 922 01:04:54,432 --> 01:04:55,849 Yeah, he's a Manc legend! 923 01:04:55,976 --> 01:04:57,101 A Manc leg-end, no less. 924 01:04:57,185 --> 01:04:58,769 Well, welcome to fucking Merseyside, son. 925 01:04:58,853 --> 01:05:01,272 We don't know no Ibiza Ste and he hasn't got no fucking guest list. 926 01:05:01,356 --> 01:05:04,275 Yeah, well, try Red Bricks Ste? He used to live there before he moved to Ibiza. 927 01:05:04,359 --> 01:05:05,401 Stop it, will you? 928 01:05:05,485 --> 01:05:07,236 You'll ruin it for me when his autobiography comes out. 929 01:05:07,320 --> 01:05:09,405 Try the Roses. Mani. I sort him out with hair gel. 930 01:05:09,489 --> 01:05:11,407 Go ahead, what's your names? 931 01:05:11,491 --> 01:05:14,410 Gary Titchfield, Darren Hodge, Chris Weeks, Gareth Barret and Andrew Peach. 932 01:05:14,494 --> 01:05:15,869 No. You're not down. 933 01:05:15,996 --> 01:05:18,163 - Try Shadow Caster. We're a band. - Fuck off! 934 01:05:18,290 --> 01:05:19,415 Mate, we're a support band. 935 01:05:19,499 --> 01:05:22,418 Oh, the support band. Oh, sorry, lads, in that case... 936 01:05:22,502 --> 01:05:23,627 Fuck off! 937 01:05:23,712 --> 01:05:26,505 No tickets, no guest list, no entry, no chance. 938 01:05:26,881 --> 01:05:29,425 Now fucking yabba-dabba-do one, dickheads! 939 01:05:29,509 --> 01:05:32,052 Go 'head, move! Do one, you beaut! 940 01:05:32,679 --> 01:05:33,491 Well, that went well. 941 01:05:33,517 --> 01:05:35,372 Can't believe he's never heard of Ibiza Ste. 942 01:05:35,473 --> 01:05:37,349 - I can. - There's got to be a fuck-up. 943 01:05:37,517 --> 01:05:39,143 Yeah, there is. He's called Ste. 944 01:05:39,352 --> 01:05:42,646 - Hands in the air, put your tickets up. - So what are we gonna do now, then, Tits? 945 01:05:42,731 --> 01:05:43,981 Get in. 946 01:05:44,357 --> 01:05:45,858 Let's just fucking rush it, man. 947 01:05:46,651 --> 01:05:48,527 Yeah? On my count, right. 948 01:05:49,529 --> 01:05:51,363 One, two... 949 01:05:51,865 --> 01:05:53,741 Three. For fuck's sake, who runs on "two"? 950 01:05:54,326 --> 01:05:56,160 No one runs on "two". 951 01:05:56,369 --> 01:05:57,661 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 952 01:05:57,746 --> 01:05:59,163 They're charging, Dave! 953 01:06:07,047 --> 01:06:09,840 Get out! Go on! And you! 954 01:06:11,384 --> 01:06:13,385 And you, Granddad, get off! 955 01:06:15,597 --> 01:06:17,097 Get back! 956 01:06:17,641 --> 01:06:18,932 This is our bridge! 957 01:06:19,059 --> 01:06:20,100 Fucking hippies. 958 01:06:20,226 --> 01:06:22,311 Let that be a lesson to all of you. 959 01:06:22,395 --> 01:06:24,438 - Yes! - Here we go! 960 01:06:24,564 --> 01:06:27,566 - Liverpool 2, Man U... - Nil! 961 01:06:30,612 --> 01:06:31,987 Have it! 962 01:06:34,491 --> 01:06:35,658 What d'you reckon? 963 01:06:35,742 --> 01:06:38,369 I'm not fucking swimming in that. No. 964 01:06:38,453 --> 01:06:40,871 I wonder what time it is. We've got to meet the girls. 965 01:06:40,955 --> 01:06:42,414 Nearly 3:45. 966 01:06:43,416 --> 01:06:44,917 What the fuck was that? 967 01:06:45,001 --> 01:06:46,418 Some sort of animal? 968 01:06:46,628 --> 01:06:48,837 Here y'are, lads, d'you wanna buy a dinghy ride? 969 01:06:48,922 --> 01:06:50,881 - What did he just say? - Fuck knows. 970 01:06:50,965 --> 01:06:52,132 "Dez-a-by-diggy-bat"? 971 01:06:52,258 --> 01:06:53,801 D'yous wanna buy a dinghy ride? 972 01:06:53,927 --> 01:06:55,177 I'm still not getting it. 973 01:06:55,261 --> 01:06:56,845 Soz, mate, it's just white noise. 974 01:06:56,930 --> 01:06:58,764 Oh, for fuck's sake. 975 01:07:02,852 --> 01:07:04,978 Oh! Do we want to buy a dinghy? 976 01:07:05,105 --> 01:07:07,773 A dinghy ride! I row yous! 977 01:07:07,857 --> 01:07:09,858 - Where's your oars? - Side of me head! 978 01:07:09,943 --> 01:07:12,277 - No, you're all right, mate. - Let's just do one. 979 01:07:12,362 --> 01:07:14,530 - Do yous want to buy a dinghy ride? - What? 980 01:07:14,614 --> 01:07:17,783 - He'll row you. For cash. With no oars. - Sound! 981 01:07:17,867 --> 01:07:19,785 - How much? - Fiver each. 982 01:07:20,286 --> 01:07:21,704 - Here. - It's right. 983 01:07:21,996 --> 01:07:24,123 Oh, mate, I'm watching this! 984 01:07:24,791 --> 01:07:25,999 Come on, come on, hurry up! Hurry up! 985 01:07:26,126 --> 01:07:27,459 Would you get in a boat with this prick? 986 01:07:27,544 --> 01:07:30,212 - Easy! Easy! - Wouldn't even get in a lift with him. 987 01:07:31,297 --> 01:07:33,382 I'm the captain on this ship. 988 01:07:33,466 --> 01:07:35,718 Just don't do nothing. Leave it to me. 989 01:07:37,721 --> 01:07:40,389 Ah! It's going to tip if you do that. 990 01:07:40,473 --> 01:07:42,057 Can't swim! 991 01:07:46,813 --> 01:07:48,897 We should probably get back to the main gate, you know. 992 01:07:48,982 --> 01:07:50,649 Penfold might be waiting for us. 993 01:07:50,859 --> 01:07:52,192 Might even see the girls turn up. 994 01:07:52,318 --> 01:07:53,819 Or Ibiza Ste. 995 01:07:55,905 --> 01:07:57,906 Oh, here we go, look who it is. 996 01:08:01,494 --> 01:08:02,578 All right, Tits? 997 01:08:02,662 --> 01:08:03,704 All right, Dave Famous? 998 01:08:06,499 --> 01:08:08,167 - Got tickets? - Have you? 999 01:08:08,418 --> 01:08:09,585 Have you? 1000 01:08:11,337 --> 01:08:13,672 - No, neither have we. - Supposed to be on the list, but... 1001 01:08:13,757 --> 01:08:15,340 So were we, but... 1002 01:08:16,426 --> 01:08:18,719 Listen, Dave, let's cut the bollocks, yeah? 1003 01:08:18,845 --> 01:08:21,346 We all know you think we're shit dickheads, yeah? 1004 01:08:21,681 --> 01:08:26,560 Well, we think you're double shit dickheads. But we're both bang into the Roses, so... 1005 01:08:27,395 --> 01:08:31,607 If one of us spots a jib, we should probably give each other a shout or summat. 1006 01:08:31,691 --> 01:08:33,567 - All right, sound. - Sound. In a bit. 1007 01:08:34,027 --> 01:08:35,194 In bits. 1008 01:08:38,114 --> 01:08:40,949 State of that tracksuit. He looks like a fucking Smurf! 1009 01:08:47,373 --> 01:08:48,707 Come on, hurry up. 1010 01:08:48,792 --> 01:08:51,794 I could see right up her skirt then. 1011 01:08:51,878 --> 01:08:53,045 Do you know what I wish? 1012 01:08:53,129 --> 01:08:55,380 We had a Motorola. Then we could ring Ste. 1013 01:08:55,465 --> 01:08:57,216 Or the girls, but they'd have to have one, too. 1014 01:08:58,635 --> 01:08:59,718 Do you know what I wish? 1015 01:08:59,803 --> 01:09:01,053 Go ahead, it's getting good, this game. 1016 01:09:01,137 --> 01:09:03,806 You'd sorted it out with your kid properly last night, Tits, 1017 01:09:03,890 --> 01:09:05,724 instead of getting fucking caned or whatever you did. 1018 01:09:07,560 --> 01:09:09,102 Shall I tell you what I done last night, Dodge? 1019 01:09:09,229 --> 01:09:10,312 What? 1020 01:09:10,563 --> 01:09:12,231 I sat with me mam, waiting for me dad to die. 1021 01:09:12,816 --> 01:09:15,526 Yeah, I sat with me mam, and waited for my useless prick of a brother 1022 01:09:15,610 --> 01:09:17,903 to sort out leaving a fucking pub and come to the hospital. 1023 01:09:17,987 --> 01:09:20,948 But he never managed that. So shut the fuck up about him sorting us out. 1024 01:09:21,074 --> 01:09:22,574 The guy's a dick, and you're doing me fucking head in. 1025 01:09:22,659 --> 01:09:24,910 But you told me he was all right, you told me he was getting better. 1026 01:09:24,994 --> 01:09:26,620 This isn't fucking about you, Dodge. 1027 01:09:26,746 --> 01:09:27,830 What's that supposed to mean? 1028 01:09:28,581 --> 01:09:29,623 Nothing. I... 1029 01:09:29,749 --> 01:09:32,125 I just mean we come here for one fucking reason, right? 1030 01:09:32,460 --> 01:09:35,045 To see The Stone Roses, so can we please stop pissing 1031 01:09:35,129 --> 01:09:37,422 and moaning and get on with trying to get in. 1032 01:09:42,178 --> 01:09:43,512 Oi, Tits! 1033 01:09:45,139 --> 01:09:46,932 Tits! Listen, man! 1034 01:09:58,778 --> 01:09:59,945 Tits! 1035 01:10:06,786 --> 01:10:08,787 - Are you all right? - No, not really. 1036 01:10:08,872 --> 01:10:11,123 I've just been wandering around on my own like a lemon. 1037 01:10:11,624 --> 01:10:13,792 I lost the girls coming over the bridge. 1038 01:10:15,378 --> 01:10:16,962 Why didn't you just go in? 1039 01:10:17,046 --> 01:10:18,422 What? I don't know. 1040 01:10:18,506 --> 01:10:21,758 There's, like, 20-odd thousand heads in there and... 1041 01:10:21,843 --> 01:10:25,137 I had a quarter of an acid on the train and I got a bit para. 1042 01:10:25,346 --> 01:10:27,890 You said you'd be there. Left-hand side of the stage. 1043 01:10:27,974 --> 01:10:31,310 Yeah, but it doesn't matter anyway, I can just come in with yous lot. 1044 01:10:31,895 --> 01:10:33,145 If that's all right? 1045 01:10:33,396 --> 01:10:35,564 We still haven't got tickets. 1046 01:10:35,648 --> 01:10:37,149 Oh, shit! 1047 01:10:37,233 --> 01:10:38,650 Yeah. Shit. 1048 01:10:39,152 --> 01:10:41,236 Well, I am not going in there on my own. 1049 01:10:41,321 --> 01:10:43,155 What? You'll miss the Roses? 1050 01:10:43,573 --> 01:10:47,200 Well, one of yous lot could have my ticket. 1051 01:10:48,578 --> 01:10:50,913 - I'll have it. - Behave. 1052 01:10:50,997 --> 01:10:52,331 What? I said it first. 1053 01:10:52,582 --> 01:10:54,875 Shouldn't we toss a coin or have an arm-wrestle or summat? 1054 01:10:55,001 --> 01:10:58,045 It's about the music, innit? I'm the only one that understands it. 1055 01:10:58,171 --> 01:10:59,922 Come on, Tits, you know how much this means to me, man. 1056 01:11:02,675 --> 01:11:04,927 Yeah. Yeah, I do. 1057 01:11:08,431 --> 01:11:09,973 There you are. 1058 01:11:10,058 --> 01:11:11,391 Nice one. 1059 01:11:12,560 --> 01:11:15,395 Right then, see you after here, yeah? 1060 01:11:17,690 --> 01:11:19,232 Mate! Dodge! 1061 01:11:20,193 --> 01:11:21,526 Take this with you. 1062 01:11:22,195 --> 01:11:24,071 What? Why? You said you'd do it. 1063 01:11:24,530 --> 01:11:25,697 You're the one who's going in, aren't you? 1064 01:11:25,782 --> 01:11:28,367 Yeah, but I'm not gonna get in backstage on my own, am I, without you? 1065 01:11:28,451 --> 01:11:31,536 Yeah, well, get down the front, then, Dodge. Just lob it at lan or John. 1066 01:11:31,621 --> 01:11:33,705 I'd mong it into the mud. You're a miles better thrower than me. 1067 01:11:33,790 --> 01:11:36,208 But I'm not going to hit the fucking stage from out here, am I? 1068 01:11:36,292 --> 01:11:41,254 It'll be right. You'll get in. You keep it. You know I'd fuck it up. 1069 01:11:43,758 --> 01:11:47,302 Listen, if you do get in, meet me at the sound desk. 1070 01:11:47,387 --> 01:11:49,471 If not, I'll see you back after here, yeah? 1071 01:11:49,931 --> 01:11:51,223 Yeah. 1072 01:11:52,433 --> 01:11:53,767 Don't go fucking off without me. 1073 01:11:55,645 --> 01:11:56,895 Right, mate. 1074 01:11:58,564 --> 01:11:59,773 Sorted. 1075 01:11:59,941 --> 01:12:01,400 Yeah, mate, sorted as fuck. 1076 01:12:12,662 --> 01:12:14,621 Is, um... Is my make-up run? 1077 01:12:14,914 --> 01:12:16,581 Just a smidge. 1078 01:12:16,916 --> 01:12:18,291 I must look like a right dog. 1079 01:12:18,418 --> 01:12:21,253 No, you don't. Like a really pretty panda. 1080 01:12:22,922 --> 01:12:24,923 Oi, Dave Famous! What are you saying? 1081 01:12:25,091 --> 01:12:27,926 - What are you saying? - Let's not do this again. I can't be arsed. 1082 01:12:28,594 --> 01:12:30,846 Some kid just said a mob have flattened the vehicle gate. 1083 01:12:30,930 --> 01:12:34,307 You can get across the bridge to them fields next to the fence. In a bit! 1084 01:12:35,935 --> 01:12:37,102 Hey, up you get! 1085 01:12:37,186 --> 01:12:39,896 Tell you what, I could do with a massive disco shit. 1086 01:12:39,981 --> 01:12:41,356 Oh, that's hanging. 1087 01:12:41,441 --> 01:12:43,150 Soz, but it's all the whizz and excitement. 1088 01:12:43,276 --> 01:12:45,485 Whoa! Watch your three-stripes there. 1089 01:12:45,611 --> 01:12:47,696 It's probably radioactive. 1090 01:12:50,450 --> 01:12:51,950 - All right? Go on. - Yeah. 1091 01:12:54,203 --> 01:12:56,038 - You up? - Yeah. 1092 01:13:32,992 --> 01:13:34,159 - Fuck! - Shit! 1093 01:13:40,708 --> 01:13:42,000 How thick do you think it is? 1094 01:13:42,668 --> 01:13:44,002 Don't know. 1095 01:13:47,590 --> 01:13:48,673 What are we gonna do now? 1096 01:13:52,553 --> 01:13:55,263 For fuck's sake. I don't have a clue. 1097 01:14:10,530 --> 01:14:12,030 Little cock-knockers! 1098 01:14:13,574 --> 01:14:15,033 What? Can you see owt? 1099 01:14:15,118 --> 01:14:16,368 No... 1100 01:14:17,537 --> 01:14:19,121 We'll still be able to hear it, though, won't we? 1101 01:14:19,539 --> 01:14:21,123 It's a fucking nightmare, isn't it? 1102 01:14:34,428 --> 01:14:36,930 And as the sun went down over the chemical plant, 1103 01:14:37,056 --> 01:14:40,100 the wind was blowing the sound from inside the site in waves, 1104 01:14:40,226 --> 01:14:43,770 washing over us, then fucking off down the estuary. 1105 01:14:43,896 --> 01:14:46,565 With Penfold missing in action, and Dodge doing what he'd done, 1106 01:14:46,691 --> 01:14:48,233 we were suddenly two men down. 1107 01:14:48,359 --> 01:14:50,569 But we were one girl up. 1108 01:14:50,695 --> 01:14:54,239 And it was funny, man, because it had always been about me and Dodge. 1109 01:14:54,365 --> 01:14:58,118 We'd always been on our own journey, ever since we were nippers. 1110 01:14:58,244 --> 01:15:00,620 Fucking Batman and Robin, you know what I mean? 1111 01:15:01,372 --> 01:15:04,875 But it wasn't just a massive fuck-off metal green fence that had come between us. 1112 01:15:04,959 --> 01:15:06,626 I was on a different trip now. 1113 01:15:16,262 --> 01:15:20,765 The night was beautiful, special. So was Sally Harris. 1114 01:15:24,604 --> 01:15:25,854 And then we heard it. 1115 01:15:25,938 --> 01:15:29,316 The roar of cheers that told us the Roses had walked on stage, 1116 01:15:29,442 --> 01:15:31,359 and the rumble of Mani's bass. 1117 01:15:31,444 --> 01:15:35,947 The greatest party in the history of the world, and we weren't invited. 1118 01:15:37,825 --> 01:15:40,243 The Stone Roses are on the other side of that wall. 1119 01:15:40,328 --> 01:15:42,078 Wish I were 10 feet taller. 1120 01:15:42,163 --> 01:15:44,247 Look, Gaz, give us a peg up. 1121 01:16:08,314 --> 01:16:13,902 ♪ I don't have to sell my soul 1122 01:16:13,986 --> 01:16:15,487 ♪ He's already in me 1123 01:16:15,613 --> 01:16:16,780 Yeah! 1124 01:16:18,532 --> 01:16:20,700 - Can you see? - Yeah, mate! 1125 01:16:22,203 --> 01:16:24,204 - Is it top? - Yeah, mate! 1126 01:16:27,458 --> 01:16:32,629 ♪ I wanna be adored 1127 01:16:32,713 --> 01:16:41,888 ♪ You adore me 1128 01:16:42,014 --> 01:16:43,473 - Can we swap? - No, mate. 1129 01:16:43,975 --> 01:16:45,141 Hell, mate. 1130 01:16:45,810 --> 01:16:48,561 - Keep still! - I can't! I'm off me tits! 1131 01:16:53,317 --> 01:16:55,193 Come here, you clown! 1132 01:16:57,530 --> 01:16:59,197 You mad bastard. 1133 01:17:01,701 --> 01:17:04,494 ♪ I wanna be adored ♪ 1134 01:17:04,578 --> 01:17:06,371 Yeah, mate! 1135 01:17:17,842 --> 01:17:20,218 I'm gonna say something. He's taking the piss. 1136 01:17:20,386 --> 01:17:22,012 - Out of who? - Dodge. 1137 01:17:23,597 --> 01:17:25,056 Are you being serious? 1138 01:17:25,182 --> 01:17:27,309 Yeah. He's supposed to be his best mate. 1139 01:17:27,393 --> 01:17:29,394 He is. Why do you think he's never done it before, you clown? 1140 01:17:29,895 --> 01:17:32,397 - What? - You must be fucking blind. 1141 01:17:39,405 --> 01:17:41,197 What's the matter? 1142 01:17:41,282 --> 01:17:44,409 Nothing. Dodge. 1143 01:17:46,537 --> 01:17:50,373 You do know you just called me Dodge. That explains everything. 1144 01:17:50,458 --> 01:17:52,542 No, I mean... 1145 01:17:53,252 --> 01:17:55,712 Dodge is into you. 1146 01:17:56,964 --> 01:17:58,131 What? 1147 01:17:59,592 --> 01:18:01,760 He's... He's never even spoke to me until tonight. 1148 01:18:01,886 --> 01:18:04,387 Yeah, I know. But I'm being serious. 1149 01:18:04,472 --> 01:18:06,598 He has been since we were little kids. 1150 01:18:07,391 --> 01:18:08,600 Right. 1151 01:18:10,311 --> 01:18:11,895 Shit. Okay. 1152 01:18:12,772 --> 01:18:14,147 What? And you haven't? 1153 01:18:15,316 --> 01:18:18,860 Zippy, Tits and Sally was always gonna happen. 1154 01:18:18,944 --> 01:18:21,279 It's only right that it's here, now. 1155 01:18:21,781 --> 01:18:22,906 Straight up? 1156 01:18:23,407 --> 01:18:25,241 Straight back down again. 1157 01:18:26,410 --> 01:18:28,828 I remember you kissed me in the playground at Grey Bank Primary. 1158 01:18:28,954 --> 01:18:30,789 It made me feel double sick. 1159 01:18:31,957 --> 01:18:34,125 I never even noticed your hair then. 1160 01:18:35,628 --> 01:18:39,506 I had no idea I'd end up... dancing with you. 1161 01:18:41,175 --> 01:18:44,469 No one fucking told me then that your hand had been made just spot on to fit in mine. 1162 01:18:46,764 --> 01:18:50,975 Your laugh used to really annoy me. Now it makes me feel like skinning up. 1163 01:18:53,187 --> 01:18:57,023 I should have just kissed you back then. Would have made all this miles easier. 1164 01:18:58,943 --> 01:19:00,026 All what? 1165 01:19:02,363 --> 01:19:04,781 I'm fucking bananas about you. 1166 01:19:15,501 --> 01:19:17,001 What's happening? 1167 01:19:17,878 --> 01:19:20,338 The wind's changed direction. 1168 01:19:20,631 --> 01:19:23,007 - Fuck me! - Get on that! 1169 01:19:23,676 --> 01:19:27,178 ♪...and I can't sleep at night 1170 01:19:29,515 --> 01:19:33,184 ♪ Your face, it has no place 1171 01:19:33,310 --> 01:19:40,066 ♪ No room for you inside my house I need to be alone 1172 01:19:42,570 --> 01:19:48,700 ♪ Don't waste your words I don't need anything from you 1173 01:19:50,035 --> 01:19:56,499 ♪ I don't care where you've been or what you plan to do 1174 01:19:59,170 --> 01:20:02,046 ♪ Turn, turn, I wish you'd learn 1175 01:20:02,715 --> 01:20:09,721 ♪ There's a time and place for everything I've got to get it through 1176 01:20:11,891 --> 01:20:17,770 ♪ Don't waste your words I don't need anything from you 1177 01:20:19,064 --> 01:20:26,029 ♪ I don't care where you've been or what you plan to do 1178 01:20:28,032 --> 01:20:34,037 ♪ I am the resurrection and I am the light 1179 01:20:34,121 --> 01:20:41,377 ♪ I couldn't ever bring myself to hate you as I'd like ♪ 1180 01:21:54,368 --> 01:21:57,453 The sound was shite. It just kept blowing away in the wind. 1181 01:21:57,538 --> 01:21:59,956 It was blowing it in here. You should've heard Resurrection. 1182 01:22:00,040 --> 01:22:02,500 I did. I was here for all of it. 1183 01:22:06,672 --> 01:22:08,172 Aye, aye! 1184 01:22:08,299 --> 01:22:10,049 - Uncle Hairy? - The very same. 1185 01:22:11,176 --> 01:22:12,468 You all right? 1186 01:22:15,848 --> 01:22:17,223 Literally never felt better. 1187 01:22:17,516 --> 01:22:19,350 - You're covered in blood. - Yeah, I know. 1188 01:22:19,893 --> 01:22:23,896 It's not mine. Got booted out, early doors, for fighting. 1189 01:22:24,982 --> 01:22:26,190 Best day of my life. 1190 01:22:26,650 --> 01:22:27,734 - Are they my clothes? - Yeah. 1191 01:22:29,361 --> 01:22:30,486 You getting in the van? 1192 01:22:30,821 --> 01:22:32,864 - What van? - That fucker. 1193 01:22:34,158 --> 01:22:36,326 Some cunt nicked mine. 1194 01:22:38,579 --> 01:22:43,082 All right, space travellers! How fucking good was that? 1195 01:22:43,667 --> 01:22:45,835 Oh, yeah. Top. Never got in. 1196 01:22:47,046 --> 01:22:49,922 Did you go to the VIP gate? You was down on the VIP gate. 1197 01:22:50,049 --> 01:22:51,549 How's me dad? 1198 01:22:52,051 --> 01:22:53,760 That Penfold kid tell you to meet us here, or what? 1199 01:22:53,886 --> 01:22:55,386 Penfold? We lost him hours ago. 1200 01:22:55,512 --> 01:22:58,306 He were bowling round back stage, piss-wet through. 1201 01:22:58,390 --> 01:23:01,726 He'd only swum the fucking Mersey. The kid's a legend. 1202 01:23:01,852 --> 01:23:03,519 All aboard! 1203 01:24:14,466 --> 01:24:16,509 Manchester, la la la! 1204 01:24:30,941 --> 01:24:32,191 Over here. 1205 01:24:41,326 --> 01:24:42,994 Nice one, mate. 1206 01:24:46,874 --> 01:24:48,958 Don't worry about him. 1207 01:24:49,042 --> 01:24:51,169 The guy's a fucking dick. 1208 01:25:24,661 --> 01:25:25,828 Yeah. 1209 01:25:40,677 --> 01:25:43,387 Go on, Dodge! Shadow Caster! 1210 01:25:47,726 --> 01:25:50,019 Go on, Dodge, give it some! 1211 01:26:04,076 --> 01:26:05,117 Yeah! 1212 01:26:17,256 --> 01:26:18,840 Come on, then! 1213 01:26:18,924 --> 01:26:20,132 Oh, fucking here he is! 1214 01:26:20,300 --> 01:26:21,384 All right, lads? What's shaking? 1215 01:26:21,468 --> 01:26:24,136 All right? What the fuck happened to you, Keith Teeth? 1216 01:26:24,263 --> 01:26:25,388 I done a sicky burp. 1217 01:26:25,472 --> 01:26:27,014 No, I mean with the tickets, you massive Joey Deacon. 1218 01:26:27,099 --> 01:26:29,392 What are you on about? I give them to him for yous, yesterday dinner. 1219 01:26:29,476 --> 01:26:31,978 - Who? - Him. Fucking Harry Handsome. 1220 01:26:32,271 --> 01:26:34,647 What's up with you? Are you having some sort of seizure or summat? 1221 01:26:35,941 --> 01:26:38,609 - Gary, I... - Don't fucking bother. Cunt. 1222 01:26:38,944 --> 01:26:41,946 - What did you just call me? - You heard me. I called you a cunt. 1223 01:26:42,072 --> 01:26:43,322 Oops. Major buzz-kill. 1224 01:26:43,448 --> 01:26:45,867 Here y'are, lads, leave it out. For fuck's sake, know what I mean? 1225 01:26:45,951 --> 01:26:47,493 If Eric could see yous both now. 1226 01:26:47,619 --> 01:26:48,953 Does anyone fancy double dropping? 1227 01:26:49,079 --> 01:26:50,204 Yeah, all right, yeah. 1228 01:26:50,289 --> 01:26:52,206 - Lads, don't do this, not now. - Stay out of it, Carlos. 1229 01:26:52,291 --> 01:26:54,417 I'd listen to him if I were you, Gary. Before I bend your bones. 1230 01:26:54,585 --> 01:26:56,252 Haven't you hurt him enough? You're his brother. 1231 01:26:56,461 --> 01:26:59,171 - Wind your neck in, little girl. - Lads, seriously. Look, Tits, yeah? 1232 01:26:59,298 --> 01:27:00,923 See that straight goer over there with the shite hair? 1233 01:27:01,008 --> 01:27:03,092 - Yeah, what about him? - He's the Roses' manager. 1234 01:27:03,510 --> 01:27:04,927 - That's the Roses' manager? - Yeah. 1235 01:27:05,012 --> 01:27:07,054 - He looks like a fucking hairdresser. - He looks like a dick. 1236 01:27:07,139 --> 01:27:08,180 He is. Both. 1237 01:27:08,307 --> 01:27:09,307 Shut up, Ste. 1238 01:27:10,601 --> 01:27:15,563 Mover's on guitars, Ballbag keys, Two Socks drums... 1239 01:27:15,647 --> 01:27:19,317 Give him the tape, Tits. Give him the fucking tape. Demo him up. 1240 01:27:20,152 --> 01:27:21,652 Excuse me. 1241 01:27:23,363 --> 01:27:25,656 - So what did you say you were called again? - The Palaver. 1242 01:27:25,782 --> 01:27:27,366 - Cool name. - Yeah. 1243 01:27:28,327 --> 01:27:29,493 Really cool. 1244 01:27:29,661 --> 01:27:32,371 - Yeah. I thought of it myself. - So, when are you on tour? 1245 01:27:32,497 --> 01:27:33,664 Couple of weeks. 1246 01:27:37,836 --> 01:27:39,879 Tits, if this is a wind-up, it's not funny. 1247 01:27:41,715 --> 01:27:42,965 Check all your pockets again. 1248 01:27:43,050 --> 01:27:44,675 - I have. Twenty times. - It's got to be somewhere. 1249 01:27:44,801 --> 01:27:45,968 Yeah, somewhere on Spike Island. 1250 01:27:46,053 --> 01:27:47,178 When did you last see it? 1251 01:27:47,304 --> 01:27:48,346 When I tried giving it to Dodge. 1252 01:27:48,472 --> 01:27:49,555 When you fucked off with Sally. 1253 01:27:49,681 --> 01:27:51,057 - Don't be a dick. - I'm not a dick. 1254 01:27:51,183 --> 01:27:52,391 I'm not the one that's lost the tape, am I? 1255 01:27:52,517 --> 01:27:53,809 All right, for fuck's sake, Dodge, calm down. 1256 01:27:53,894 --> 01:27:56,187 It don't matter. It's not the only fucking copy. 1257 01:27:57,689 --> 01:28:00,483 Is it? Are you taking the piss? 1258 01:28:00,567 --> 01:28:02,234 Happy days! Nice one! 1259 01:28:02,653 --> 01:28:04,195 - Knobhead. - For fuck's sake, Dodge. 1260 01:28:04,321 --> 01:28:06,238 Hang on a minute, how come I'm suddenly the twat? 1261 01:28:06,365 --> 01:28:09,283 Tits is the one that's lost the tape. He's the one that's naused it all up for us. 1262 01:28:09,368 --> 01:28:12,536 - Fuck off, Dodge. - No, you fuck off. The lot of you. 1263 01:28:12,663 --> 01:28:15,623 I am Shadow Caster. If it weren't for me, there wouldn't even be a tape. 1264 01:28:15,707 --> 01:28:19,043 If it weren't for me, you'd still be learning your first chords. 1265 01:28:20,045 --> 01:28:21,462 Sorry, lads. 1266 01:28:21,546 --> 01:28:23,756 Fucking say sorry to me. 1267 01:28:23,882 --> 01:28:26,384 Apologise to me, Tits. 'Cause that tape, the band... 1268 01:28:26,677 --> 01:28:28,260 You know I can't do fuck-all else. 1269 01:28:28,387 --> 01:28:30,471 Well, yeah, 'cause you're thick as pigshit, aren't you? 1270 01:28:30,555 --> 01:28:33,391 Just born stupid. No, I'm sick of wiping your arse. 1271 01:28:33,517 --> 01:28:35,393 And yours! And yours! 1272 01:28:36,728 --> 01:28:39,063 Mate, you could even have taken it into the fucking gig. 1273 01:28:39,189 --> 01:28:41,315 You could have tried to get it to the band. But you never. 1274 01:28:41,400 --> 01:28:43,985 You put it all on me, like you have done all our lives. 1275 01:28:44,069 --> 01:28:45,695 Even when you knew the score with me old man, 1276 01:28:45,779 --> 01:28:49,031 you shot off into that gig without a thought for any twat other than you. 1277 01:28:49,700 --> 01:28:52,243 Next to him, you're the most selfish prick I've ever fucking met. 1278 01:28:53,704 --> 01:28:55,788 What? You gonna snap my jaw now? 1279 01:28:55,914 --> 01:28:57,039 Go on, Tits. 1280 01:28:57,124 --> 01:28:58,708 No, am I fuck. 1281 01:29:03,422 --> 01:29:05,297 Oh, fuck! 1282 01:29:07,968 --> 01:29:09,301 Steady on! 1283 01:29:29,114 --> 01:29:30,239 Greetings, Earthlings! 1284 01:29:54,806 --> 01:29:57,433 It's what ears were invented for, man. 1285 01:29:57,976 --> 01:30:01,645 It's the most beautiful 12 inches of vinyl ever produced. 1286 01:30:02,731 --> 01:30:05,066 It shimmers and jangles like... 1287 01:30:05,650 --> 01:30:09,653 ...sunshine and rain, sends shivers up your spine. 1288 01:30:11,990 --> 01:30:13,240 It's like... 1289 01:30:14,159 --> 01:30:17,078 It's like, I don't know, like the Roses wrote that album just for me. 1290 01:30:19,331 --> 01:30:20,664 Bollocks! 1291 01:30:22,250 --> 01:30:23,918 They wrote it just for me. 1292 01:30:25,003 --> 01:30:27,421 No, they wrote it for us. 1293 01:30:34,137 --> 01:30:35,763 Are you all right? 1294 01:30:38,850 --> 01:30:40,017 Yeah. 1295 01:30:41,353 --> 01:30:42,812 Yeah, I am. 1296 01:30:47,150 --> 01:30:48,859 Do you want to go back to mine? 1297 01:30:51,029 --> 01:30:52,196 Yeah. 1298 01:31:01,540 --> 01:31:03,624 Oh! 1299 01:33:21,680 --> 01:33:22,846 Gary? 1300 01:34:09,227 --> 01:34:12,688 It's funny what makes people different, makes us special. 1301 01:34:14,024 --> 01:34:15,316 Legends. 1302 01:34:18,570 --> 01:34:21,405 I suppose some people are just born to stand out. 1303 01:34:25,744 --> 01:34:29,079 You don't have to be stood on a stage singing tunes to be a hero. 1304 01:34:30,415 --> 01:34:33,709 My old man done it grafting on a market every day but Sunday. 1305 01:34:57,942 --> 01:35:03,405 ♪ Stop your crying now, laddie Dry your tears 1306 01:35:05,283 --> 01:35:11,288 ♪ There's no bogeyman to get you, never fear 1307 01:35:13,291 --> 01:35:17,044 ♪ There's no ogres, wicked witches 1308 01:35:17,128 --> 01:35:20,297 ♪ Only greedy sons of bitches 1309 01:35:21,132 --> 01:35:26,470 ♪ Who are waiting to exploit your life away 1310 01:35:29,724 --> 01:35:35,396 ♪ No more talking now, it's time to go to sleep 1311 01:35:37,315 --> 01:35:43,737 ♪ There are answers to your questions, but they'll keep 1312 01:35:44,948 --> 01:35:48,742 ♪ Go on asking while you grow, son 1313 01:35:48,827 --> 01:35:52,329 ♪ Go on asking till you know, son 1314 01:35:53,164 --> 01:35:58,585 ♪ And then send the answers ringing through the world ♪ 1315 01:36:34,038 --> 01:36:35,164 So, when do you want to get off? 1316 01:36:36,791 --> 01:36:37,875 Who says I'm going? 1317 01:36:39,294 --> 01:36:40,377 Me. 1318 01:36:44,048 --> 01:36:46,383 Don't have to be full-time, you know. 1319 01:36:46,509 --> 01:36:50,471 With The Palaver, I could just do the tour and then we could do it again. 1320 01:36:50,555 --> 01:36:52,389 Make a new tape. 1321 01:36:53,016 --> 01:36:56,977 No. It was only right at that moment in time. 1322 01:36:58,229 --> 01:37:00,564 You said it yourself, it was special, weren't it? 1323 01:37:00,648 --> 01:37:04,026 It was perfect. Just wouldn't be the same. 1324 01:37:06,070 --> 01:37:07,905 We can do anything we want. 1325 01:37:09,407 --> 01:37:11,241 We're Shadow Caster. 1326 01:37:11,409 --> 01:37:13,076 From Manchester. 1327 01:37:16,414 --> 01:37:19,041 It ain't where you're from, Dodge. It's where you're at. 1328 01:37:39,938 --> 01:37:45,567 Just for a bit, in a time and a place, The Stone Roses made everything right. 1329 01:37:46,903 --> 01:37:51,949 Not just for me, but for all of us. My generation, or whatever. 1330 01:37:54,911 --> 01:37:59,206 That night at Spike Island was the night when it all came together. 1331 01:38:00,208 --> 01:38:03,585 It was also pretty much the beginning of an end...of everything. 95804

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