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You know, this is the first
time I've ever lived with someone
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and enjoyed taking care of them.
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What about your daughter?
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What about her?
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Never mind.
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So, you set for the night?
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Yep. While you're at your AA meeting,
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I'm gonna sit on that
sofa and get happily drunk.
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Alone, like a normal drinker.
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Attaboy.
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Hi!
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Sorry. Traffic was brutal.
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We better hurry... We don't want to see
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Marjorie's disappointed sheep face.
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Yeah. That would be... baaad.
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See you later.
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Is tonight's meeting an
hour or an hour and a half?
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Hour and a half.
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Got it.
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Are you and the girls
going out for coffee after?
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Probably.
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Anybody having any personal problems?
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Jill bumped into her ex
with his pregnant fiancée,
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Nice.
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Don't worry, I'll pace myself.
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I know you don't like having sex
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with a drunk guy after a meeting.
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- Who said that? I never said that.
- You sure?
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Yeah. All you have to do is gargle,
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and, you know, function.
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Define "function."
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Parking is available in the lot.
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Please don't park in, uh,
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any space marked "reserve""
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Uh, there's no smoking or vaping
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anywhere in the community center.
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You can smoke on South Street, but...
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dispose of your cigarettes...
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Baaa.
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You know, we're late 'cause of her.
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Oh. Well, then that's okay.
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Why is that okay?
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Because Christy's working two jobs,
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going to school and being a mom.
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How about what I do?
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What do you do?
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So glad I came tonight.
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And now please help me welcome
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tonight's speaker, Jeanine.
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Oh, damn.
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Hi. I'm Jeanine. I'm an alcoholic.
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Hi, Jeanine.
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Look, Bonnie!
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It's your former lesbian lover!
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So, so glad.
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I didn't drink in high school.
Actually, I was kind of a nerd.
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Mathlete, debate club,
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puzzle page editor for the school paper.
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Yes, I could rock a jumble.
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Thing is,
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I knew that I had feelings for girls.
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But I thought if I got good grades
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and stopped watching Charlie's Angels,
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they'd go away.
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Then... I had my
first drink in college...
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An entire bottle of Strawberry Hill.
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20 minutes later, I was
making out with a woman.
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Ironically, in a closet.
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To this day, the smell
of mothballs gets me hot.
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Oh, settle down.
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I drank to be comfortable
with being gay.
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And then once I was
comfortable, I just drank.
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Every time I thought I
had a drinking problem,
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I'd just get a new girlfriend
who was more of a mess than me.
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She's talking about you.
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I guess my bottom came
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when I took in a drunken,
bisexual, pill-head catastrophe
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and her adorable
seven-year-old daughter.
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Turn around.
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But...
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thanks to this program,
we're all sober today
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and we can laugh about it.
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Right, Bonnie?
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Lay down, soldier. You're dead.
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I was so inspired by your story of how
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you dealt with the
tragic death of your wife.
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I can identify, because I
just ran into my ex-husband
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and his pregnant fiancée.
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You're right, it's exactly the same.
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- Hi.
- Thank you for your share.
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Oh, you're welcome.
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You know, when I was in high school,
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I kissed a guy who's a girl now.
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So I know where you're coming from.
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Sista.
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Drunken, pill-head catastrophe?
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Well, when I saw you sitting
there, I thought I'd nice it up.
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Well, if you're gonna
tell that story again,
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mention the heroin... I've
got a reputation to protect.
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You got it.
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And I'm not bisexual.
I'm just... easy-going.
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Whatever you say.
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- Hi.
- Hi!
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You were wonderful!
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Christy Cracker Jack.
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This was such a nice surprise!
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Honey, it is always great to see you.
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Hey, a bunch of us go out for coffee
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after the meeting... You want to join?
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Is that okay with you, Bon?
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Of course. I'm... easy-going.
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Why do you torture her?
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It's fun!
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So, Jeanine, how long
have you been sober?
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28 years.
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Wow. Impressive.
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Thank you. How about you?
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Thirty-four.
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Terrific. You sponsor a lot of people?
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Not many.
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Twelve.
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Nineteen.
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Last year, they all chipped
in and sent me to Cabo.
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That's nice. I help people
for fun and for free.
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Ooh... sponsor cage match.
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This is delicious.
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I should bring a piece home for Adam.
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Adam? There's a man in your life?
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Oh.
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Yes, there is.
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Good for you.
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It is good for me... Twice a night
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and once in the morning.
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So you're slowing down in your old age?
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So, Christy, how's college?
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Couldn't be better.
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I'm taking four classes
and just loving it.
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- Liar.
- What?
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You just did that hair-tuck thing
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behind your hair... That's your tell.
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Ever since you were
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a little girl, whenever
you tucked your hair
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behind your ear, I knew you were lying.
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- Really? I do that?
- Yeah. You always have.
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Is that why I could
never beat you at poker?
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Probably more that you
were seven, but yeah.
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Actually, I am kind of
struggling at school.
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I knew about the hair-tucking, too.
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No, you didn't. What's going on?
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It's just a ton of work.
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Plus, I'm pulling in double
shifts at the restaurant.
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Every day I go to bed
tired and wake up exhausted.
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I really did know about
the hair-tucking thing.
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How about I put this bee in your bonnet.
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Maybe instead of killing
yourself to become a lawyer,
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you can come work with me.
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In real estate?
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But I've wanted to be a lawyer
since I was a little girl.
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No, you haven't. I was there
when you were a little girl,
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and you wanted to be Smurfette.
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Way to go... Remind her of other dreams
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that didn't come true.
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Look, in six months you can
get your real estate license
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and be pulling in a lot of money.
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And while you're studying
for your license...
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Which you can do online...
You can come work in my office.
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What are you doing?
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I'm offering her an opportunity.
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Nobody asked you to
fix what isn't broken.
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Actually, I'm pretty broken.
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You're just trying to make her into you.
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And would that be so
wrong? I mean, come on,
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I have a beach house and a Tesla.
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Oh, nice. I have a beach house, too.
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You never told us you had a beach house.
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Uh, no. No, I did not.
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Bonnie, I do not understand why
you're so threatened by this.
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Yeah? Well, I don't, either.
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Just for the record, I really did know
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about the hair-tucking...
I just never told you,
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'cause I needed to know
when you were lying.
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Hey, Mom...
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I love you.
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Aw. I love you, too.
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And I know you a lot
better than Jeanine.
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I know that staying in school
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is better than her stupid
real estate nonsense.
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- I cry every morning in the shower.
- Oh, who doesn't?
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Hey, baby. Did you
have fun not drinking?
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What are you doing up so early?
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I didn't want to throw up in bed.
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Well, aren't you considerate.
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I take it you didn't
get lucky last night.
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You'd have to ask your mother.
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I'm not even sure why I asked you.
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- Hey, stud.
- That'd be a yes.
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Was that you I heard
painting the toilet?
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Be nice to him. It
could've been on your back.
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Here you go.
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Bonnie Plunkett's
world-famous hangover cure.
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You complete me.
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Who's that so early?
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Jeanine. She's gonna show
me her real estate office.
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Who's Jeanine? Nobody. You got drool.
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Morning.
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Hey, come on in. Let me get my things.
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All right. Hey, Bonnie.
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- Hey.
- Hello.
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- Hi.
- Jeanine, Adam.
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- Adam, Jeanine.
- Nice to meet you.
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Did you enjoy your pie last night?
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Uh, that's kind of a personal question.
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I brought you a slice of pie.
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Oh. Then yes.
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Hmm.
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So, how do you guys all know each other?
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We lived with Jeanine when I was little.
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Really? I thought you
said she was nobody.
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Drink your beer. Off you go.
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- See you later.
- Bye.
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Please tell me your mother
didn't break his legs
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so he wouldn't run away from her.
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And this is the bullpen.
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Wow. All these people work for you?
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Yeah. I like to think
of it as a family, but
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if they don't kiss my ass, they're out.
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- Nice shot, boss.
- Thank you.
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So what do you think?
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You want to be a real estate agent?
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I don't know. It's pretty tempting.
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But?
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I'm just afraid I'd always wonder
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what would have happened
if I had become a lawyer.
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Hmm. I'm a lawyer.
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Oh, right. Alissa, Christy.
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- Hi.
- Hi. You're an attorney?
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Why are you selling real estate?
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'Cause I want to live indoors.
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But you have a law degree.
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How come you're not out
there making the big bucks?
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Oh, she's adorable.
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- I know.
- What? What'd I miss?
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Listen, honey, it's a
tough job market out there.
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I've got a lawyer, I've
got an MBA, an architect
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and a Dominican shortstop
who couldn't hit a curve ball.
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I quit law when I realized
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I made more money waiting tables.
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Jeanine, she's scaring me.
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That's nothing. Liss, tell
Christy about that time
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that you were a public
defender in Oakland,
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and that junkie client
stabbed you with a pencil.
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It really hurt.
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Oh, God.
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Thanks, Liss. Come here. Listen.
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Last year, she brought
in 200 K in commissions.
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- "K" as in thousand?
- Yes.
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Is it too soon to
start kissing your ass?
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Never too soon, Crackerjack.
260
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Can you pass me a wrench?
261
00:11:23.117 --> 00:11:25.383
Crescent? Socket? Vise grip?
262
00:11:25.408 --> 00:11:26.774
The yellow one.
263
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Girls.
264
00:11:29.195 --> 00:11:31.781
- Thank you.
- FYI, that's a crescent.
265
00:11:31.806 --> 00:11:33.756
FYI, don't care.
266
00:11:34.477 --> 00:11:36.314
Hey, can I ask you a question?
267
00:11:36.316 --> 00:11:38.109
Sure.
268
00:11:38.390 --> 00:11:39.703
Were you and Jeanine lesbians?
269
00:11:39.728 --> 00:11:41.311
Oh!
270
00:11:45.560 --> 00:11:46.339
Where did that come from?
271
00:11:46.364 --> 00:11:47.830
I don't know.
272
00:11:47.855 --> 00:11:49.638
The minute she walked into the kitchen,
273
00:11:49.663 --> 00:11:53.465
you started acting all twitchy
like I am around my ex-wife.
274
00:11:54.820 --> 00:11:56.992
Um, well,
275
00:11:57.170 --> 00:11:59.768
I don't know if I'm
comfortable talking about this.
276
00:11:59.793 --> 00:12:02.160
I thought you said we shouldn't
keep secrets from each other.
277
00:12:02.185 --> 00:12:03.685
Hey, if you're gonna hold me
278
00:12:03.710 --> 00:12:05.602
to everything I say,
this is never gonna work.
279
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Oh, come on.
280
00:12:07.237 --> 00:12:08.586
Fine.
281
00:12:08.703 --> 00:12:11.954
Jeanine was gay, still is,
282
00:12:11.979 --> 00:12:13.797
and I...
283
00:12:16.471 --> 00:12:19.172
I don't know what you'd call it. Uh...
284
00:12:19.526 --> 00:12:21.780
I had sex with her for two years.
285
00:12:24.225 --> 00:12:25.405
Hmm.
286
00:12:25.940 --> 00:12:27.390
Please don't picture it.
287
00:12:27.534 --> 00:12:30.785
Oh, too late.
288
00:12:31.788 --> 00:12:33.872
Is this gonna be an issue?
289
00:12:33.874 --> 00:12:36.424
No, but I do have some
follow-up questions.
290
00:12:36.426 --> 00:12:39.147
Oh, man. All right, shoot.
291
00:12:41.378 --> 00:12:43.294
You guys really do that scissor thing?
292
00:12:48.264 --> 00:12:50.221
So now I don't know what the hell to do.
293
00:12:50.389 --> 00:12:52.724
What if I spend thousands
of dollars to finish college,
294
00:12:52.726 --> 00:12:54.609
and then thousands more on law school,
295
00:12:54.611 --> 00:12:56.600
and then when I get out,
there aren't any jobs?
296
00:12:56.625 --> 00:12:58.410
What if there's a massive earthquake
297
00:12:58.660 --> 00:13:00.660
and the entire state of California
298
00:13:00.910 --> 00:13:01.670
slides into the ocean?
299
00:13:02.428 --> 00:13:05.320
So, you're saying don't
go into real estate?
300
00:13:05.670 --> 00:13:08.740
No, I'm saying we don't know the future.
301
00:13:08.742 --> 00:13:11.788
We can only make decisions based
on what's happening right now.
302
00:13:11.813 --> 00:13:13.313
Well, right now, I'm closing in on 40,
303
00:13:13.338 --> 00:13:16.256
and when I finish law
school, I'll be almost
304
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45.
305
00:13:18.201 --> 00:13:19.367
Why are you whispering?
306
00:13:19.392 --> 00:13:21.259
'Cause I don't want anyone else to know.
307
00:13:22.964 --> 00:13:24.616
Oh, honey.
308
00:13:25.467 --> 00:13:27.803
But do I really want
to sell real estate?
309
00:13:27.828 --> 00:13:29.328
Maybe. I don't know.
310
00:13:29.513 --> 00:13:31.120
I do know I'd love
311
00:13:31.140 --> 00:13:32.959
to avoid paying off
student loans until I'm...
312
00:13:32.991 --> 00:13:34.561
your age.
313
00:13:35.268 --> 00:13:38.570
So you got a big decision to make.
314
00:13:38.572 --> 00:13:41.439
I know. What do we think I should do?
315
00:13:41.441 --> 00:13:42.928
I can't make it for you.
316
00:13:42.953 --> 00:13:45.203
Sure you can. Just do it. Do it!
317
00:13:45.764 --> 00:13:48.327
Christy, I can tell
you how to stay sober.
318
00:13:48.352 --> 00:13:50.185
I can't tell you how to live your life.
319
00:13:50.373 --> 00:13:54.397
Great. So I folded these
stupid chairs for nothing.
320
00:13:55.748 --> 00:13:57.475
I do have one suggestion.
321
00:13:57.500 --> 00:13:58.949
What? I'll take anything.
322
00:13:59.292 --> 00:14:02.300
- Pray on it.
- Ugh.
323
00:14:02.629 --> 00:14:04.762
You used to get loaded every day.
324
00:14:04.764 --> 00:14:06.514
Now you've been sober for three years.
325
00:14:06.864 --> 00:14:08.731
The same higher power
who makes that possible
326
00:14:08.756 --> 00:14:10.217
can help you through this.
327
00:14:10.242 --> 00:14:13.794
I don't know. I think my higher
power's kind of sick of me.
328
00:14:13.819 --> 00:14:16.770
Sweetie, God didn't
save you from drowning
329
00:14:16.795 --> 00:14:19.178
just so he could kick
your ass on the beach.
330
00:14:19.362 --> 00:14:22.319
You sure? He was pretty
tough on his own kid.
331
00:14:26.286 --> 00:14:27.919
... till he stopped.
332
00:14:27.944 --> 00:14:29.795
You stopped them all right.
333
00:14:29.990 --> 00:14:32.240
How else did you think
this was going to... ?
334
00:14:33.660 --> 00:14:36.244
- You were the lady, right?
- Oh, for God's sake.
335
00:14:36.246 --> 00:14:37.475
Oh, come on! I want to know.
336
00:14:37.500 --> 00:14:39.116
I guess.
337
00:14:39.141 --> 00:14:41.775
Mostly... we'd switch off.
338
00:14:42.873 --> 00:14:46.655
How'd you decide? Coin flip,
high card, game of softball?
339
00:14:52.345 --> 00:14:54.420
You really need to stop talking.
340
00:14:54.445 --> 00:14:56.994
But... All right, fine.
341
00:14:57.573 --> 00:15:00.730
You're gonna help me take care of this,
342
00:15:00.980 --> 00:15:02.349
and then we're going to
get rid of his daughter.
343
00:15:02.374 --> 00:15:03.811
And don't worry...
344
00:15:03.836 --> 00:15:05.850
And picturing!
345
00:15:09.329 --> 00:15:10.991
Damn it.
346
00:15:11.865 --> 00:15:13.897
Sorry. Bad start.
347
00:15:17.437 --> 00:15:21.272
God, I really need
your help on this one.
348
00:15:21.297 --> 00:15:22.834
What do I do?
349
00:15:28.967 --> 00:15:30.561
Any time.
350
00:15:32.719 --> 00:15:35.381
- What are you doing?
- Praying.
351
00:15:36.928 --> 00:15:38.556
Mind if I join you?
352
00:15:38.558 --> 00:15:42.405
- Sure. Adam driving you crazy?
- Little bit.
353
00:15:42.664 --> 00:15:44.327
All right, let's pray.
354
00:15:53.406 --> 00:15:56.553
- You getting anything?
- Not with you yapping in my ear.
355
00:15:57.331 --> 00:15:58.787
Sor-ry.
356
00:16:04.252 --> 00:16:06.959
Should we try Satan? I
hear he gets things done.
357
00:16:13.426 --> 00:16:15.163
She's not with me.
358
00:16:25.858 --> 00:16:29.583
So anyway, I gave it a lot of
thought, I talked to Marjorie...
359
00:16:29.608 --> 00:16:32.959
Marjorie. Hmm. What she have to say?
360
00:16:33.428 --> 00:16:35.295
She told me I should pray on it.
361
00:16:35.561 --> 00:16:37.741
Okay. Kind of hard
to poke holes in that.
362
00:16:38.130 --> 00:16:39.713
I know. I tried.
363
00:16:39.847 --> 00:16:41.960
So where'd you come out?
364
00:16:41.967 --> 00:16:43.820
I decided to stay in school.
365
00:16:43.822 --> 00:16:45.952
Really? I'm surprised.
366
00:16:46.577 --> 00:16:49.772
Can't explain why. Just
feels like the right thing to do.
367
00:16:49.797 --> 00:16:52.798
For once in my life,
finish something I started.
368
00:16:52.998 --> 00:16:55.465
You know what? I'm proud of you.
369
00:16:55.467 --> 00:16:58.510
- I thought you'd be mad.
- Why would I be mad?
370
00:16:58.327 --> 00:16:59.502
You're sticking with your dreams,
371
00:16:59.504 --> 00:17:01.304
and you're doing it the hard way.
372
00:17:01.748 --> 00:17:03.890
Thanks.
373
00:17:03.910 --> 00:17:05.858
That takes guts, takes character.
374
00:17:06.350 --> 00:17:09.179
You sure didn't grow
up to be your mother.
375
00:17:09.181 --> 00:17:10.847
I'll tell her you said that.
376
00:17:10.849 --> 00:17:12.348
Oh, please do.
377
00:17:16.577 --> 00:17:19.452
- I made you a little snack.
- Thanks.
378
00:17:19.664 --> 00:17:21.414
That's so thoughtful.
379
00:17:21.416 --> 00:17:23.608
No biggie. I like doing things for you.
380
00:17:23.633 --> 00:17:25.466
Well, that's good to know.
381
00:17:25.615 --> 00:17:27.186
What do you think of her?
382
00:17:27.983 --> 00:17:30.983
- Who's this?
- Stunt-woman friend of mine, Rebecca.
383
00:17:31.150 --> 00:17:34.481
- Doubles for Angelina Jolie sometimes.
- Okay.
384
00:17:34.506 --> 00:17:37.928
She's gay, but she's always
been kind of flirty with me.
385
00:17:41.430 --> 00:17:43.225
What do you think... ?
386
00:17:45.788 --> 00:17:47.381
Maybe...
387
00:17:48.471 --> 00:17:52.530
you know, we could all grab... dinner?
388
00:17:54.782 --> 00:17:56.569
See what happens.
389
00:17:57.178 --> 00:18:00.360
Are you sure you want
to go down that road?
390
00:18:00.475 --> 00:18:02.610
What do you mean?
391
00:18:03.772 --> 00:18:07.426
If she and I hit it off,
what do we need you for?
392
00:18:10.623 --> 00:18:12.215
Let's just watch TV.
393
00:18:12.748 --> 00:18:15.920
No, no. It's my turn now.
394
00:18:15.400 --> 00:18:17.660
You ever dabble with your sexuality?
395
00:18:17.910 --> 00:18:18.678
Hey.
396
00:18:18.703 --> 00:18:21.694
I'm so straight, the word
"dabble" makes me uncomfortable.
397
00:18:22.764 --> 00:18:23.953
So never?
398
00:18:23.978 --> 00:18:25.998
- No. Not once?
- No!
399
00:18:27.654 --> 00:18:30.188
Okay, a couple of times in
high school after gym class,
400
00:18:30.213 --> 00:18:32.560
the guys would have sword
fights in the shower.
401
00:18:32.810 --> 00:18:33.256
Really?
402
00:18:33.534 --> 00:18:35.989
No, don't "really" me.
That's just horseplay.
403
00:18:36.140 --> 00:18:37.259
It's roughhousing.
404
00:18:37.284 --> 00:18:39.530
With wet, naked guys in the shower.
405
00:18:39.780 --> 00:18:40.334
Shut up.
406
00:18:42.631 --> 00:18:44.709
Stop picturing it!
407
00:18:46.718 --> 00:18:50.694
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