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Can we get the check please?
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Ooh, Christy, look. They have
a fudge brownie sundae special.
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Remember when you were a little girl
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and we'd make those on rainy days?
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Mom, we've talked about this.
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You can't make up happy memories
hoping I'll think they're true.
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Do you remember the kitten I
got you for your fifth birthday?
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Mr. Mittens? Sure.
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Ah, so I can make them up.
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Order a sundae, I got to pee.
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- A sundae does sound good.
- I'll split one.
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I could go for something sweet.
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No! No sundaes.
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- I got to get her home.
- Why?
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Her boyfriend's back
in town and he's waiting
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at our house to surprise her.
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- Aw...
- Oh...
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The only thing waiting to surprise me
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at my place is silence.
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Is that really a surprise?
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So when she comes out,
no one wants dessert.
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Jill pays the check,
and we're out of here.
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Really? So we're not even gonna pretend
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to argue over it, anymore?
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You order the sundae?
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- Sorry, they're out. Let's go.
- Bummer.
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Hey, maybe we can stop at the
ice cream place on the way home.
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Oh, we can't. I got to study.
Well, then take the car.
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I'll get a ride from one of these guys.
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- Who wants ice cream?
- None of them.
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Wendy's lactose intolerant;
it's past Marjorie's bedtime,
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and Jill only eats ice
cream alone in the bathroom.
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Come on, let's hit it.
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Well, at least let's
stop at the supermarket
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and pick up some Butter Pecan.
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Damn it woman, Adam's home
and he's waiting for you
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at the house to surprise you.
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Oh, my God!
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What are we doing here?! Let's go.
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Nice work ruining the surprise.
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Nice work ruining Mr. Mittens!
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Okay, double check me.
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Boobs, breath, pits?
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Fine, fine.
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Not doing that.
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Can you believe the waiter
thought I was your sister?
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(laughs)
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Surprise!
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What?! Adam?
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Did you know...?
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You!
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And you!
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You...
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(laughing)
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Oh, you told her, didn't you?
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Oh, who cares? It's still
the best surprise ever.
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Child in the room.
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Oh... I thought you
weren't done on the movie
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until the end of the month.
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Well, turns out your boyfriend's
a rockin' stunt coordinator.
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Vin Diesel only had to
jump out of a helicopter,
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onto a moving train... once.
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Bam, saved them two hundred grand.
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Bam, got home to my woman.
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And Bam, my new thing is saying "Bam."
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I missed you so much.
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Bam.
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So what's Vin Diesel like?
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Do people call him Vin or V or VD?
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Probably not that.
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She never could take a hint.
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Why don't we head back to your place?
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- Actually I'm staying in a hotel.
- Why?
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The guy I sublet to, he still
has it for two more weeks.
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But a hotel is crazy, you're
just throwing money away.
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Why don't you stay here?
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Pay me half... everybody wins.
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No, no, no, no. I don't
want to get in your way.
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No. You won't. Tell him, Christy.
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It's fine. Between work
and school I'm never here.
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Plus Roscoe's at his dad's all week,
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so the Batcave is available.
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If it's okay with you guys,
I mean, that sounds great.
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And the best part, no walk of shame.
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Oh, please, when did
you ever have shame?
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Don't you have homework to do?
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Oh, sure.
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I actually do have to write
a paper about trade embargoes
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and how they affect
international relations.
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- It's really pretty interesting...
- Take the hint!
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Ugh, my laptop.
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I forgot my...
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Holy God!
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-- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe --
-- www.addic7ed.com --
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So no Bonnie again tonight?
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- Nope.
- Oh.
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I'm happy her fella's back,
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but she still needs to
get her butt to meetings.
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Yeah, well, right now her
butt's kind of occupied.
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Wait, that sounded weird.
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I'm a little worried about her.
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Every time I ever put a
man ahead of my sobriety,
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I got myself in trouble.
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(laughs) You make it sound
like you had a lot of men.
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For your information,
I was banging dudes
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while you were selling
Girl Scout cookies.
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Respect.
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I think my mom is fine.
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The two of them are so into each other,
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it's like living in a
Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan movie.
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You know, if Tom Hanks couldn't walk,
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and Meg Ryan was a bipolar sociopath.
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I guess there's a lid for every pot.
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I hope so.
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'Cause my pot hasn't had
a lid for over a year.
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It's just an empty, dusty pot.
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Respect.
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You need to get yourself
out there and meet someone.
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- Like it's that easy.
- It is.
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Maybe ditch the Converse
and hoodie once in a while,
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and let people see you're a girl.
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Hey, this is what all the kids wear.
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Who wants to tell her?
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(nail clippers click)
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(dramatic music playing on TV)
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(nail clippers clicks)
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MAN 1 (on TV): Yes.
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MAN 2: What is your
relationship to the victim?
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(nail clippers clicks)
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Is that something that
has to happen right now?
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Oh, sorry.
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Didn't know it bothered you.
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I-It doesn't. It's just...
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You know, I'm watching a movie,
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ducking nail shrapnel.
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Got it.
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I'll stop.
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Thanks.
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I mean, you know, if I was
sitting here shaving my legs
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while we were watching the movie,
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you might find that annoying.
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Actually, I'd find it kind of sexy.
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I'm trying to make a point.
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Well, you missed.
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I just got this pinky to
clip. Do you mind if I...?
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Do it, just do it!
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Oh, you look nice. What's going on?
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Jill's taking me out to meet guys.
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Oh, well, you're not
wearing your high-tops.
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Maybe you have a shot.
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(doorbell rings)
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- ADAM: I'll get it.
- Thanks, babe.
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What are you guys up to?
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Gonna get some take-out Chinese
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and hump myself into
a bladder infection.
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Always the lady.
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(laughs)
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When was the last time
you went to a meeting?
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I don't know. When's the
last time you got laid?
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Yeah, so I'm just gonna
be Christy's wing man,
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you know, help her meet somebody.
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That is so nice of you.
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One of the things we learn in
sobriety is to be of service.
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Very admirable.
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Hey.
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Hey, stranger, haven't
seen much of you lately.
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Yeah, well, I'm seeing a lot of you.
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Thanks. You ready to go?
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- Yeah, let's hit it.
- Good luck.
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(laughing): Bonnie, I don't need any...
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You were talking to Christy. Got it.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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I thought you were gonna
be my wing man tonight.
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I am.
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What about all this says "man"?
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(grunts)
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What do you feel like watching?
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Wow, so we're just gonna
pretend that didn't happen?
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What didn't happen?
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Oh, please.
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You couldn't stop
staring at Jill's boobs.
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Well, what choice did I have?
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The damn things threw a shadow.
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Don't, just don't.
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I mean it, it...
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It was noticeably cooler under them.
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Oh, so this is funny to you?
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Yes, it's...
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No. Not really...
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Forget it, let's just watch TV.
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You sure?
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Yeah.
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Oh, my God, you don't love me!
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I can't believe you brought me
to an AA meeting to meet men.
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Oh, sweetie, this isn't
just any AA meeting.
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(indistinct chatter)
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Oh, my God, they're all so pretty.
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Don't be intimidated.
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They're just like you, but better.
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CHRISTY: No kidding.
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Look at all these hot guys.
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Yeah. Some of them are gay,
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but they're all fun to look at.
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Hey, Jill. Good to see you.
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Hey, Cheryl.
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She's got a husband and
two lovers in this room.
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I'll let you figure out who they are.
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Oh, this is much more fun
than "What did Marjorie knit?"
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CHERYL: Okay, meeting time.
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Okay, little advice? You
know how when we share
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at our meetings, it's all
about honesty and vulnerability?
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- Yeah?
- Not here.
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Here, you're selling yourself.
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So leave out the pole
dancing and the poverty.
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Got it. And maybe don't
mention you live with your mom.
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Okay. And no reason
to bring up those kids.
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Well, there goes my whole act.
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Maybe together we're discovering
why your pot's all dusty.
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(sighs)
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I hate it when we bicker.
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Me, too, but we are
very good at making up.
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(laughs)
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We never used to fight.
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Maybe me staying here is too much.
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You know, I can just
go back to the hotel.
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No, don't be silly. I love this.
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I love being together all the time.
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- Good answer.
- (sighs): Oh.
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You know what I like best about you?
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What?
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Did you just check your watch?!
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No. I mean, yes, but
I was still listening.
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You have some place to go?
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No. I'm here and waiting to find
out what you like best about me.
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That ship has sailed.
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- Bonnie, come on...
- (door slams shut)
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Guess I can check my e-mails now.
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Hi. I'm Christy.
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I'm an alcoholic...
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and a Capricorn.
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ALL: Hi, Christy.
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Hi. Hi.
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I've been sober a little
more than three years.
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Now I'm not addicted
to anything except yoga.
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But that's okay 'cause what
kind of trouble could I get into
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lying on the floor, all sweaty,
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pushing my body to its limits?
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(Christy giggles)
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I'm also stretching my mind.
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I've gone back to school.
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I'm pursuing a law degree,
which was scary at first
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'cause I'm usually the
oldest one in my class.
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But that doesn't stop all
those hot young college guys
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from, you know...
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copying off my homework.
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I love fighting with you.
257
00:11:31.950 --> 00:11:32.511
(laughs)
258
00:11:32.536 --> 00:11:34.619
- I love making up.
- Oh.
259
00:11:35.400 --> 00:11:36.875
Are we gonna fight about this?
260
00:11:36.900 --> 00:11:38.681
'Cause I'm gonna need an hour
and some Gatorade.
261
00:11:38.705 --> 00:11:40.812
(laughs) Oh!
262
00:11:41.398 --> 00:11:43.261
I can't remember the last time
263
00:11:43.263 --> 00:11:45.391
- I felt this safe in a relationship.
- Mmm.
264
00:11:45.826 --> 00:11:47.859
I mean, growing up in foster care,
265
00:11:47.884 --> 00:11:49.242
it's really hard to trust people,
266
00:11:49.267 --> 00:11:52.230
but... I trust you so much.
267
00:11:52.480 --> 00:11:54.715
(laughs)
268
00:11:57.227 --> 00:11:59.234
I'm gonna tell you a secret.
269
00:12:01.117 --> 00:12:03.231
Before I had Christy...
270
00:12:03.233 --> 00:12:05.780
Oh.
271
00:12:05.985 --> 00:12:09.742
I had this crazy idea that
I could become a singer.
272
00:12:11.569 --> 00:12:14.537
I mean, I'm not talking rock star, but
273
00:12:14.562 --> 00:12:18.812
I pictured myself in
a club with a piano.
274
00:12:23.109 --> 00:12:27.984
♪ Some say love ♪
275
00:12:28.820 --> 00:12:33.656
♪ It is a river ♪
276
00:12:34.293 --> 00:12:36.860
♪ That drowns... ♪
277
00:12:37.934 --> 00:12:39.901
I am singing, you son of a bitch!
278
00:12:41.569 --> 00:12:44.360
Ow.
279
00:12:45.863 --> 00:12:47.413
So, what did you think of the meeting?
280
00:12:47.438 --> 00:12:48.971
I didn't hear a word anybody said.
281
00:12:48.996 --> 00:12:50.662
I was too busy being on my honeymoon
282
00:12:50.687 --> 00:12:52.353
with the guy in the brown jacket. Oh.
283
00:12:52.505 --> 00:12:54.141
- Where'd you go?
- Maui.
284
00:12:54.166 --> 00:12:56.586
The hotel gave us robes
with our names on 'em.
285
00:12:57.453 --> 00:12:59.781
Excuse me. Christy, right?
286
00:12:59.881 --> 00:13:01.414
- Oh, yeah. Hi.
- Hi.
287
00:13:01.439 --> 00:13:03.508
I'm Derek. I just wanted to tell you,
288
00:13:03.533 --> 00:13:06.000
- I really enjoyed your share.
- Thanks.
289
00:13:06.250 --> 00:13:07.776
You know, I've been
thinking about going back
290
00:13:07.800 --> 00:13:10.300
to school myself, so I
found that really inspiring.
291
00:13:10.697 --> 00:13:13.125
- I'm glad.
- I'm Jill.
292
00:13:13.922 --> 00:13:15.108
Hi.
293
00:13:15.133 --> 00:13:17.633
Uh, so tell me why'd
you decide to study law?
294
00:13:17.658 --> 00:13:21.194
Well, before I got sober, I
frequently needed a lawyer,
295
00:13:21.227 --> 00:13:23.961
so I figured, why not cut
out the middleman.
296
00:13:24.437 --> 00:13:28.238
Also, I wanted to do something
worthwhile, try to help people.
297
00:13:28.263 --> 00:13:29.789
Me, too. That's why
298
00:13:29.814 --> 00:13:32.508
I give my housekeeper
Botox every Christmas.
299
00:13:33.583 --> 00:13:35.930
Nobody likes a wrinkly maid.
300
00:13:36.211 --> 00:13:38.800
I see. It's terrific.
301
00:13:38.591 --> 00:13:41.208
Uh, I've never seen you at
this meeting before, right?
302
00:13:41.492 --> 00:13:43.719
I usually go to meetings closer to home.
303
00:13:43.744 --> 00:13:46.578
She lives in a nasty
part of town with her mom.
304
00:13:47.953 --> 00:13:49.337
Well, listen, uh,
305
00:13:49.339 --> 00:13:51.298
if you haven't already had too much
coffee, why don't we go...?
306
00:13:51.322 --> 00:13:52.392
Do you know the guy in the brown jacket?
307
00:13:52.416 --> 00:13:54.867
- Christy wants to marry him.
- Jill!
308
00:13:55.720 --> 00:13:57.206
- Sorry, I don't.
- Hang on.
309
00:13:57.641 --> 00:13:59.898
- What the hell is wrong with you?!
- What?!
310
00:13:59.923 --> 00:14:01.641
You're embarrassing me in front of Eric.
311
00:14:01.665 --> 00:14:02.602
It's Derek.
312
00:14:02.627 --> 00:14:05.656
I said hang on! I thought
you were gonna help me.
313
00:14:05.681 --> 00:14:08.203
Well, I'm trying, but
now you're making a scene.
314
00:14:08.228 --> 00:14:10.461
You know what? Uh, I
actually have to go...
315
00:14:10.842 --> 00:14:12.844
call my sponsor.
316
00:14:14.478 --> 00:14:16.728
Thank you so very much.
317
00:14:16.758 --> 00:14:17.859
What is your problem?
318
00:14:17.884 --> 00:14:20.250
I was trying to get you and
Brown Jacket off to Maui.
319
00:14:20.311 --> 00:14:22.645
Forget Brown Jacket!
I had a shot at Eric.
320
00:14:22.647 --> 00:14:24.597
- It's Derek.
- I don't care!
321
00:14:24.789 --> 00:14:26.766
You totally torpedoed me!
322
00:14:26.768 --> 00:14:29.268
Why didn't you just tell him my
kids have two different dads?!
323
00:14:29.270 --> 00:14:31.461
Or that I was a stripper?!
324
00:14:33.383 --> 00:14:35.711
Oh, you are gonna kick
yourself in a minute.
325
00:14:38.613 --> 00:14:40.790
(TV plays quietly)
326
00:14:40.953 --> 00:14:41.864
Hey.
327
00:14:41.866 --> 00:14:44.283
Hey. How'd it go? (door closes)
328
00:14:44.605 --> 00:14:47.108
Jill vag-blocked me.
329
00:14:48.922 --> 00:14:50.340
Where's Adam?
330
00:14:50.590 --> 00:14:52.800
Adam's having a time out.
331
00:14:52.158 --> 00:14:54.575
ADAM: Christy, she won't
give me back my chair!
332
00:14:57.413 --> 00:14:59.125
We may have hit a rough patch.
333
00:14:59.531 --> 00:15:01.481
So you took away his wheelchair?
334
00:15:01.506 --> 00:15:02.972
What are you doing?
335
00:15:02.997 --> 00:15:04.747
I'm helping the man who can't walk.
336
00:15:04.772 --> 00:15:06.355
Oh, sure. Take his side.
337
00:15:06.492 --> 00:15:07.844
What if he has to pee?
338
00:15:07.869 --> 00:15:09.390
ADAM: I do!
339
00:15:10.310 --> 00:15:11.781
Marjorie's right. You
need to go to a meeting.
340
00:15:11.806 --> 00:15:13.355
Oh, my God, enough with the meetings!
341
00:15:13.380 --> 00:15:14.963
It's not always about a meeting!
342
00:15:14.988 --> 00:15:16.571
Sometimes it's about two people
343
00:15:16.596 --> 00:15:18.513
who clearly aren't meant to be together!
344
00:15:18.705 --> 00:15:20.961
That man is impossible to live with!
345
00:15:20.986 --> 00:15:23.781
He trims his nails, watches TV,
346
00:15:23.806 --> 00:15:25.722
he looks at his watch, sleeps!
347
00:15:25.747 --> 00:15:27.734
How am I supposed to
love someone like that?!
348
00:15:28.261 --> 00:15:30.687
- Mom.
- I know! I need a meeting!
349
00:15:31.195 --> 00:15:33.172
There's a late one at
St. Pat's. I'll drive.
350
00:15:33.197 --> 00:15:34.530
That's it. I've had it.
351
00:15:34.555 --> 00:15:36.364
You're out of your freakin' mind, okay?
352
00:15:36.389 --> 00:15:38.437
You're right. I know. I am. I'm sorry.
353
00:15:38.462 --> 00:15:40.102
I love you. I'll see you in an hour.
354
00:15:40.127 --> 00:15:41.710
Wait. What...? What did she just...?
355
00:15:41.735 --> 00:15:43.195
What just happened?
356
00:15:44.660 --> 00:15:46.734
Don't worry. When she gets back,
she'll be a different person.
357
00:15:46.759 --> 00:15:49.375
She's been three different
people in the last hour!
358
00:15:59.540 --> 00:16:02.266
- It's good to have you back, Bonnie.
- It's good to be back.
359
00:16:02.907 --> 00:16:04.624
You know I find with my Victor,
360
00:16:04.626 --> 00:16:06.875
the more meetings I go to,
the better our marriage.
361
00:16:06.900 --> 00:16:09.500
And I'm sure he
appreciates your absence.
362
00:16:11.700 --> 00:16:13.466
Good to have you back, Bonnie.
363
00:16:14.803 --> 00:16:16.523
You seem kind of quiet.
Everything okay?
364
00:16:16.548 --> 00:16:17.269
I'm fine.
365
00:16:17.294 --> 00:16:19.470
- I'm fine, too.
- No one asked you.
366
00:16:19.103 --> 00:16:21.617
Hey, I went out of my
way to help you meet guys,
367
00:16:21.642 --> 00:16:23.156
and you were nothing but ungrateful.
368
00:16:23.181 --> 00:16:24.680
You didn't help me do anything.
369
00:16:24.705 --> 00:16:27.373
You were jealous that Eric-Derek
liked me instead of you.
370
00:16:27.398 --> 00:16:28.697
Oh, get over yourself.
371
00:16:28.722 --> 00:16:30.388
Eric-Derek went after the little mouse
372
00:16:30.413 --> 00:16:32.280
'cause he knew the big
mouse was out of his league.
373
00:16:32.437 --> 00:16:34.354
Don't tell me what
Eric-Derek was thinking.
374
00:16:34.356 --> 00:16:36.272
You don't know what
Eric-Derek was thinking.
375
00:16:36.274 --> 00:16:39.275
- Now, come on, ladies.
- No, let 'em punch themselves out.
376
00:16:39.277 --> 00:16:41.281
What kind of name is Eric-Derek?
377
00:16:41.830 --> 00:16:43.780
Just face it... you
suck as a friend
378
00:16:43.782 --> 00:16:44.906
'cause you're threatened by other women.
379
00:16:44.931 --> 00:16:46.598
I am not!
380
00:16:46.785 --> 00:16:47.917
Come on, ladies.
381
00:16:47.919 --> 00:16:50.312
Get my back here, right?
382
00:16:52.123 --> 00:16:53.992
See? They're with me.
383
00:16:55.593 --> 00:16:57.794
And you know what? If I do have issues
384
00:16:57.796 --> 00:16:59.262
with women, it's not my fault.
385
00:16:59.264 --> 00:17:00.880
All my life, they've let me down.
386
00:17:00.882 --> 00:17:02.765
- Here we go.
- It's true.
387
00:17:02.767 --> 00:17:05.101
My mother killed herself
just when I needed her most.
388
00:17:05.103 --> 00:17:06.398
My therapist married my dad.
389
00:17:06.423 --> 00:17:09.874
And my housekeeper does a really
unflattering impression of me.
390
00:17:10.260 --> 00:17:11.593
What does that sound like?
391
00:17:11.618 --> 00:17:14.620
Me, but Southern and stupid.
392
00:17:14.570 --> 00:17:17.336
Excuse me, but I never let you down.
393
00:17:22.320 --> 00:17:23.828
You're right.
394
00:17:26.902 --> 00:17:29.672
You're right. I'm sorry I
let my ego get the best of me.
395
00:17:31.898 --> 00:17:33.129
But the thing is...
396
00:17:33.131 --> 00:17:34.258
Stop!
397
00:17:34.878 --> 00:17:37.745
Leave out the excuses
and just say you're sorry.
398
00:17:39.773 --> 00:17:41.754
I'm sorry.
399
00:17:42.469 --> 00:17:43.840
Okay.
400
00:17:43.842 --> 00:17:45.453
I forgive you.
401
00:17:45.894 --> 00:17:47.531
Thanks.
402
00:17:48.236 --> 00:17:50.119
Whenever you're ready.
403
00:17:51.627 --> 00:17:54.344
Oh, don't leave her the
check, honey. She's poor.
404
00:17:58.281 --> 00:18:00.723
Ugh. I just did it again, didn't I?
405
00:18:03.910 --> 00:18:07.406
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